Sensitive Young Man edition
just got back from the 12 week scansaw baby's heartbeat
Utter Rorke Nonsense.
>>203559969his face looks like it was drawn with a crayon. clearly fake
did /brit/ improve when the 15 minute thingy droppedi havent been hre for a while haha xo
stood in line the other day and stuck my hands down the back of my pants for a big scratch. tried to explain there was no shit on my hands but people were still grossed out
Really can't wait. Genuinely can't wait. 1 week remains...
>>203559993Post belly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P5s-NoTTAM
Winds me up how in public toilets you still have to touch the door when you leave after you’ve washed your hands. Knowing that at least 20% of people are filthy cunts and will have rubbed their pooey hands all over that door.
>>203560015>en the 15 minute thingy droppedwhat is this?
just wanked off on toilbergs dime using a bottle of body lotion the ex gf left behindthe weekend is indeed almost upon us
https://youtu.be/Z2YiRgGjF1Y
>>203559993You fuckstic
I would date a black woman but I'd be too scared of doing something racist by accident.I don't know black culture or what to do.If I have a black girlfriend and we're having sex do I have to shout out "Ohhh lord she cummin'!" or do that weird dancing mid-shag?Best just stick to whites and asians I reckon.
Worked up quite the sweat shagging this Korean lass ladsAma
>>203560038Most of them are push ones. But it does seem bananas if they have no touch sinks and dryers and then handles on the doors
>>203560071what did her arsehole smell like?
>>203560051simply afraid of making a nigger, I just can't risk it you see
>>203560051Ask yourself this: am I retarded?
>>203560051They smell bad
>>203559940>>203560051OH LAWDY LAWDY HER BUNDA DO BE DO THE CUMDA!!!! OH LAWDY LAWD!!! shieeeeeeeeetttttttttt im finna do nut roadman!!!
>>203560071How long did it take for the guy to cum?
>>203560047post more
>>203560086No my IQ is 140, I had it tested because everyone here kept calling me retarded
>How are you lot getting shit all over your hands when you go to the loo?scrortling
>>203560078Not in my experience. And even so they’re awkward to kick open with your feet. Best solution I’ve seen is in airports where you have a long corridor leading to each toilet with no door
>>203560117Ancient brits were black after all
>>203560117I don’t know if this is a dumb question but could they like bring this guy back to life
Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada, just revealed publicly in a Commission that Tucker Carlson and Jordan Peterson are both Russian assets, directly on the Russian payroll, being informed by Russian handlers to make anti-western, pro-russian, right wing, propaganda.How will the incel chuds react to this (obvious) revelation?
>>203560117ITSSU OVERRU
british men are so fucking hot
>>203560155It's true though. Do a poo everyday and can count on one clean hand the number of times I've accidentally got poo on myself
>>203560164take it to /pol/ you boring incel
>>203560172>>203560178poo eyed devils
>>203560164How do i get on the russian grifter gravy train?
really do wish the number of trannies would quadruple
>>203560188Cope on chuddieNot my fault all your idols are Russian agents reading from a script
>>203560182ah alri there mate you can see the microbes then can you sorry didn't realise I was talking to superman
>>203560164shouldn't come as any surprisethey'll be a few of those influencers over here of a similar ilk that are on their payroll too
>>203560164nobody likes justin i rest my case
>>203560172People with no top lip freak me out
>>203560207I don't give a shit about politics and posting politics here is a bannable offence
>>203560213you wouldn't say this if you met a truly high class tranny like hunter or emma
>>203560164Don't forget Lauren Chen my little Hapa Sex Whore!! Yes.. yes..
watching one pace
>>203560179...yh
>>203560211Tommy Robinson, Russel Brand, etc?
>>203560211To influence the 10s of people on 4chan influential titans of industry they sre too
mental how many people do no cardiovascular exercise ever in their fat short little lives
>>203560164>umm i think mass immigration and putting down white men is a bad thing>le russian assetum no you little canadian fag
>>203560227Boohoo you ain't the hall monitor and this isn't school you daft gimp
always smear shit on the fleshy part just below my thumb whenever i wipe my arse, not quite got it down yet
>>203560276>hall monitorFOY
>>203560210Do you wash your boxers and trousers and forearms and legs and every square inch of your bathroom too? There are microbes everywhere. Unless you have actual poo on your hands there is no difference, you will have the same microbes on your hands after opening the bathroom door
>>203560267+1 ruble into your incel account
>>203560282this is what geordie girls look like before putting their makeup on
>yeah i just shoved my hand in my arsecrack with only a couple layers of tissue paper for protection but if i don't see a massive poo stain then my hands are squeaky clean!
the mrs wants to get these for halloween
>>203560038I use a clean paper towel to touch anything including the door
>>203560297Post your hand
>>203560308HA'WAY MAN
mad that
>>203560293I'm British and that's what they were called at my school Do one
>>203560300>normal rational opinions are russian propoumm "No!"
RIP Sinwar he would have loved /brit/
>>203560332T. American school londonWe hsd prefects
>>203560323
>>203560164Trudeau is corrupt as all HellHe should be jailed for life
>>203560321don't get it
>I'm British Sar
get the noobs pwned
>>203560356had the 12 week scan so after OK test results in 2-3 days we'll be telling everyone
One word.Birmingham.
Morning team. Not long got up. Having some blueberry pancakes and a Lewis Hamilton Sugar Free Monster energy drink
>>203560342Nah just a normal secondary school full of povvo working class kids here in the Midlands
trannies are so grim
>£160 per jumperdressing better and natural materials is grim
>>203559806will they be sending an office wide email about cleanliness and hygiene or will someone confront him directly
>>203560328Wow he sounds like an amazing guy. Truffle mustard you say
this bear >>203560382saw this post >>203560377
>>203560297you're meant to close the toilet lid before flushing a shite
>>203560382don't remember this episode of the chuckle brothers
>>203560333Why don't you stop for a moment and consider why all the opinions you hold, fed to you by internet grifter personalities, align perfectly with then desires of the Russian state
>>203560416A clue lost
just got pwned in the aldi car park
>china is based communism and anti degenra-
i think the world would be a much better place if black men exclusively dated white women, white men exclusively dated asian women, and asian men dated exclusively black women
>>203560297Yes who doesn't wash those things?
>>203560403So why did you need hall monitors. Did you need a pass to take a shit
>>203560456you'd still end up dating no one
Was thinking earlier how someone here expressed disgust over someone scrunching up the sheet of toilet paper before they wipe and I'm wondering, isn't that what you're meant to do? And you're a mong if you fold the sheet of toilet paper before you wipe your arse? Because it is unnecessary?
>>203560443infinity africans... is a bad thing??
>>203560477done him
>>203559969dang he hot where can i buy similar clothes?
>>203560456this but black men dated white men, white men dated asian men, and asian men dated black men
>>203560443Why don't you stop for a moment and consider why all the opinions you hold, fed to you by internet grifter personalities, align perfectly with then desires of big corporations and corrupt politicians
>>203560463Yes, but hall monitors were only for break and lunch to make sure students weren't inside when they shouldn't be. You were allowed in the hall where everyone ate or outside during lunch.
>>203560487You wipe the sheet on your bumhole. Only women scrunch up a bundle to pat their fanny dry
imagine thinking the "This post is off-topic" rule which has been on 4chan since 2008 was put their by the Russians
>>203560502https://www.houseofbruar.com/mens/?srsltid=AfmBOoqG_QkX13RmzYSWoJyZ8Xlr3ky7wHjuq6c9sP52xIMe6PwEy5YIWould love to see a brazilian in tweeds
>>203560521They don't
>>203560530pretty sure when woman want their fanny dry they just pull out a picture of you
Temu? No more, Barbour jackets, Crockett & Jones shoes, Lock & Co hat, Harris Tweed, Turnbull & Asser shirts, Gieves & Hawkes suit, Fulton umbrella. You get what you pay for, no more sweatshop synthetic fabrics just classic durable british quality.
>>203560560Well that wasn't very nice was it
>>203560560
bulliedbumholeladonamadone
if I lost weight I’d actually be a chad, looksmax told me so
>>203560579Temu is genuinely awful.
>>203560560killed him
Going to start eating healthier. I’m 30 now. Time to put things into perspective. I can’t eat artifical sweeteners and takeaway slop anymore. It’s time to put a little effort in. Fruit. Vegetables. Meat. Get myself healthy. Unprocessed food. Always. If I eat healthy, my body will respect me. Time to get a move on
>>203560456please leave me alone
spamming/flooding at this point
>bought DJ equipment while steaming last nightI can make some mixes for brit /brit/
>>203560579Think half these are still made in sweatshops or owned by LVMH. Got a geeves and hawkins polo im sure its made in Bangladesh like most things
>>203560640its just bots and boomers
house of bruh
>Facebook
>>203560661stop being toxic
>>203560640Not used facebook since 2016. Got depressed seeing my school friends being normies
Anyone ever been rimmed by a female?
>facebook>toxic
North Korea has started sending troops to fight with Russia in Ukraine, South Korea's spy agency has said as Seoul warned of a "grave security threat".According to the spy agency, 1,500 troops have already arrived in Russia - with anonymous sources telling South Korean media the final figure could be closer to 12,000.you best start believing in world warsyou're in one
facebook is just a honeypot for anti woke boomers now
>>203560701no that's vile
>>203560724I'm at home actually
If a bunch of asians showed up and you couldn't figure out that they were spies that's on you
>>203560724they'll defect after being given a free flight to europe and make their way here to claim bennies. expect north korean stores to pop up all over
>>203560701Had a girl put her finger up my bum while sucking me off
>>203560587ktimmers but now i cant even go out at night without the risk of getting groomed by horny women and ladyboys
>>203560724Who's side are we on?
>>203560747Why not just nab his phone.
>>203560640bizarre post, what were your intentions, what do you think facebook is, I am baffled on many levels
i'll give it to the blacks, they make good funk music
>>203560724tiny malnourished inexperienced koreans, that should turn the tides!wake me up when china shows up
>>203560579Buying some shetlands right now thanks to this meme but don't know what colours to get.
>>203560164>anti-western, pro-russianDid the imbecile actually use these terms?
fe fi fo fumi smell an englishman's cum
>>2035607241,500 dudes? what's the point? they lose that many men in a week
>>203560811jazz was alright
>>203560701nah, closest was she sucked on my gooch, felt like she got close tho
>>203560819Ponies ?
have you noticed?the cultural dominance of rap is coming to an end
>>203560747feel like he's not really engrossed in what he's watching
>>203560724This isn't true btw
>>203560853Jumpers :)Made in Scotland. Natural materials only.
>>203560861only good rap ever was underground anyway
>>203560861good, can't stand that mumble shite
>>203560861remember in the 2000s when every pop song had to have a rap verse in the middle
>>203560907feel the same way about carrots
all nice and well but the cronem are at the gates
>>203560848Gooch and bottom of the balls with a tongue is heavenly
>>203560900Got 2 myself
>>203560897ok thanks for clearing that up mr geopolitics expert and intelligence analytst
>>203560938must be the deliveroo guy
>>203560951literally no proof of it happening besides "um glowies said so"
>>203560382Destination: mauled
>>203560958
>>203560946A lot of colours available so it's hard to choose desu, tired of prole blues and greys
>>203560724NK does anything for money I’m surprised they haven’t sent their soldiers out as mercenaries before
>>203560977He has really gone mask off lately hasn't he.He used to pretend that he was trying to help young white males. Now he just tells them to go to hell.
>>203560997Mustard. Depends what suits you (sir)
>>203560958nah im talm bout sum specific type of gates xx
i'm tired of using technology
the cronem are at the gate with my mcdonalds order
fe fi fo fum i want to cum in an englishman
>>203561043we all are
>>203561064shieeeeeeed
On phone to GP.
>>203560164Remind me why I should care about American and Canadian politics?
>>203561095gay porn?
>>203561101Glowies want you to be emotionally invested and feed your energy into these made up stories.
the slavdem active taking what they want. lil kimmy sat at home keeping himself occupied while they using his troops
>>203561118No, general practitioner.
on the gay porn phone call
Remember when Trudeau wanted everyone to rally against India because they assassinated some guy and everyone ignored him?I 'member
>>203560051All you have to do is shout BLEACHEDRAW after cooming in her and bail.It's easy
>>203561161yh i think so
>>203561161no
>>203561161it's called free use
>>203560443Immigration is hurting Russia too THOUGH, and Putin doesn't want to stop it. So it would be in Russia's interests to ban immigration to Russia, but advocate for diversity elsewhere. They could easily do that by just clinging to the UUSR thing rather than pretending to be conservative.
Noticed a lot of black and white cats in the garden lately. Must be at least 6+ different ones that started showing up recently.
>>203561161if you nubian
>>203561161yeah normally you being horny and trying it on just gets her horny and you can shag her. or probably idk I've never had a gf or had sex or kissed a girl ever
>>203561216Biological fuck clock isnt it
>>203561220they're trying to make up for the lack of pussy in your house
This thread better get good or I'm calling the coppers
>>203560164That makes no sense. Jordan Peterson works for Ben Shapiro, who is extremely pro-Ukraine.
new neighbourhood catberge keeps appearing in the garden, has some nice socks, want to make friends with him but I already have a collection of sparrows I care about who frequent the garden so I have to shoo him away every time instead :(
>>203561234would forget this cunt existed if sad freaks like you wouldn't post about him
/brit/ needs nonce monitors
>>203561250honestly can't believe you have such a shit taste in music
>>203561232appreciate the reply. hope you get well soon
yeah but dem pale tings are eagerly waiting for the train to east croydon
>>203561274here's one>>203561345
Friday = freak day on /brit/
>>203561219Russia has been cracking down very hard on immigrants actually.
the virgin sparrow defenderthe chad cat ally
>>203561234Still need to restart driving lessons. Probably wait until next year. Will have to retake my theory soon too. Reckon that instructor was taking advantage of my kindness.I remember they wanted me to hit a pheasant in the road and I refused and they had a meltdown. I explained I was an RSPB member but they didn't care and said it was dangerous stopping suddenly for a pheasant.
Tool band t shirt Fuck meHe really was the best of the bunch
>>203561234Think my grandma uses the same argument
listening to the hit parade
need to plan my weekend, thinking beer on saturday, vodka on sunday
>>203560560roasted
>>203561322So they can ship them off to the west through Belarus
all nice and well but there's a line forming at the gherkin
>>203561322Illegal immigration is a very small percentage of the immigration though
>>203561293you're moving weird malaysia pal pack it in
>>203561334probably didn't know who they werejust like all those trendies wearing joy division t-shirts
>Your queue position is 12.Started at 37 so we're getting there de lads
>>203561338You hard of hearing eh
Starting a new Civ game as the Gaul lad x
just cba cooking. too much effort. bought the ingredients for a chilli but couldn't be arsed with the hassle of it so just chucked it all in a dish and stuck it in the oven
>>203561322that guy looks German
>>203561402it's literally written in a woman's code to enjoy a cock up themotherwise the human race would have died out
new gimmick, please rate
I hate women
>>203561382fuck off Harry
favourite colour? for me, it's between shaela or mooskit
>>203561322Yeah illegal migrants can't do any of those things anyway you dunce, if Russia's anything like here then you need to show your visa whenever you want to apply for anything. The bulk of immigration to Russia is legal and comes from Central Asia.
>>203561425Is civilisation EU4 for babies
>>203561432Grandpa was a ww2 russian german rape baby
martin are you here
>>203561461I like turquoise/teal/mint green colours.
>>203561450they don't care
>>203561498suspicious post, this. Reported to the right authorities.
Ladies and gentlemenYou already know what it isOkay, yeahAww, shitI'm tryin' to run in this mutherfuckaI'm tryin' to, anywaysGot two hard lookin' mutherfuckersC'mon
>>203561461warm green
>>203561498corr spaff
>>203561453haha the next part of his hilarious joke, what a prankster
>>203561498'
>Your queue position is 8.Getting there. Gym after.
>>203561498Post the encensored version u tease
mad how there are unironic nonces posting in here
>>203561216GF earns more than me and pays for more stuff.
>>203561558Sae be dat!
>>203561548£400 a pop from fortnum and masons
>>203561558you doubt that women enjoy having a cock up them?even lesbians shag each other with strap-ons they just hate the company of men
>>203561378
Remember playing my first Pokémon game (Ruby, first Pokémon I ever had was a Torchic) and thinking Pokémon gyms were where you worked up and used treadmills and stuff lol.
American History X will be the watch for tonight me thinks
>>203561605t.Militant bumder
off to make a fine drap o tae
Wouldn't it be freaky is all celebrities and people in positions of power were in a Satanic cult?
>>203561605Your mother is not the majority
what if god was one of us
At what age does the female gender gain the capability to experience an orgasm
>>203561685like me?
>>203561711it's just /pol/ now
I knew a lesbian radical feminist irl. She was short and half Mexican and half Jewish.
fe fi fo fumi want to see the arse of an englishman
Is there a combo of chud and chad? A chadjak if you will
>>203561634>what if we all just get along and dont be racist>gets murdered by a black anywayGood message
>>203561696Yeah mate, so I think you should go stand in the corner with this lad:>>203561498
diego, the expert on female sexuality
>>203561725
wanking to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrI4lU68MeM
>>203561727chaud/chuad
>>203561768Mad how he ate poo
I will give the last person to post in this thread 1 bitcoin
>>203561725alri reynhard
>>203558160>>203558160
>>203561805>>203561805>>203561805
>>203559969Turning 26 soon. The past 6 years have gone by so ridiculously fast lads. I might kill myself. I want off this ride.
tranny taking up the surgery's time when it could be for someone who actually needs itimagine my shock
>>203561809>>203561810dire gimmick>>203561820ktim but 27, basically 30
>>203561650Are you 13 years old or severely spastic? What's with this black and white dichotomy?Seriosly.
>>203561820Can i have your stuff?
>>203561322You are dense boy.
Umm hello?
