m&s double chocolate rolls edition
just braved myself
zaqistan subedish
christ, the absolute STATE of true geordie's skinlooks like hes aged 15 years since the whole paki scandal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPK50uoaxsc
remember clapping for the nhs every thursday at 8pmbizzare period of british history
Nth for Emma Watson’s bowel movements.
canslad isn't even here why are you having a meltdown about him being old
how do we make /brit/ a more welcoming environment to POC?
>>203568830>£3.75I don't bloody well think so
where the hell do they get all these indians from on the tills in m&s its a fucking JOKE
Lockdown was almost half a decade ago
>>203568895india perhaps
>>203568873proud to say I didn't do that once
what is the past tense of wee
baddiedem edish
>>203568873i never did it
>>203568895my money's on india
>>203568925weed
>>203568913did you get the vax?
>>203568893allow it
having one of those weird gassy poos where there are farts all mixed in with the poo so it comes flying out in spurts making tons of splashing noises
are bea
digging flakes off my bellend and eating them
Just finished my Friday evening 20mm max hangs Up to 140% bw now and been doing them a year Takes fucking ages to progress
>>203568926the only fit one out of all these hoors you regularly spam
>>203568945......yhthe original two doses, back when they claimed you had to if you wanted to travel anywheredon't regret it though because I'm not a conspiracytard
>>203568974have a fucking can lad, its friday, fuck all that off
>>203568974Your what
>>203568893get it paid rorke
this type of posting is so alien and foreign to me@203568926it reminds me of the Japanese/Korean culture where they obsess over "idols" but it's really just smelly incel hobbyism don't want any part in it
Any of you lads ever wear women’s clothes? I sometimes wonder whether I was meant to be a boy. Hate sports, hate aggression, hate being expected to take charge. Reckon I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body lol
what's for tea then lads?
cunt dadberg waking me up because he doesn't have an inside voice talking on the phone
>>203569034ok
>>203568974Cryptic post
when will I learn? why do I never learn? I punish myself in all kinds of way but don't changeit's rigged from the womb FUCK
>>203569034it's just some obsessed coomer freak, ignore him
>>203569012no but about to suck a duvel (out a glass)
ever make tea with your own wee?
mad how some girls think they can use male insults like kiss my ass in the same way when in fact when they do it's just like playing porn in the heads of every man around them
>>203569073good
>>203569007so you would rather risk your long term health than not go to benidorm for a week?
>>203569045my dad talks fucking constantly literally need to shut most of the doors in the house when he’s in otherwise you can just hear him fucking droning on about 90% of the time
>>203569042post tits or gtfo
>>203568830https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry-6RvkH880
Wahey! It’s Friday night!
anyone else incredibly aroused when a girl announces 'brb i have to pee!'
>>203569034the videos he posts are utterly repellent
split some porridge on my trousers thsi morningbeen walking around looking like ive done a cummy semen all over the place
>>203569091can't be arsed to go through all this again fella, already been argued and discussed to death in here x
Limmy analyses Donald Trump's lineage
>>203569043a whole cucumber and some leftover coffee from yesterday
>>203569061they're all piff
>>203569155bizarro mn
got ID'ed buying a 12 quid chardonnay in M&Sas if some youth is going to buy something like thatfucking sick of it
>>203569098This has been denbunked.
>>203569147Me in the striped shirt
>>203569155why are you drinking leftover coffee, can you not afford to make more
>>203569167nowt wrong with that
mental that tumours can grow hair and teethterriying actually
>>203569034it's just a gimmick>>203569128shit taste
>>203569155Tis a fine meal
>>203569199I had to prove my age to buy lemsip h he other dayare kids trying to get high off lemsip now
>>203569229no way to speak about diego is it
>>203569229no they cant
Aziz Sergeyevich Shavershian better known as Zyzz
>>203569248he has no hair
Imagine soogsx doing poos and farts into a toilet.
>>203569098trumps grandad was born just one year after the american civil war endedbit mental also quite mental that the grandson of a poor gaelic speaking crofter from the outer hebrides would go on to become the most powerful man in the world
>>203569114LOL
Any other Billy No Mates in?
coming out of my anus,i have been doing a shite,gonna gonna be brown,and smell bloody awfulstarted out with a shit, how did it end up like this,it was only a shit,it was only a shit
>>203569255aye?
>>203569211just don't want to be wasteful
It fucking looms.
>Trump>most powerful man in the worldlmao
>>203569282enjoyed this post
perusing The Ordinary reviews
>>203569263he isn't bald
>>203569034Gyaldemfreak is an unironic paedophile that the janny won't do anything about. Just ignore him as best you can.
>>203569034not the same because japanese idols are supposed to be pure virgins whilst those western girls he posts are basically prostitutes
got the TOTP on
>>203569282
>>203569124no but i find it weird knowing that she took a poo because of how long it took
>>203569316he was at one point unless you are counting the ultra wealthy powerful child eating giga-jews that run the illuminati but apart from that he was when he was POTUS
>>203569339inb4 an awkward cut when Saville gets edited out
>>203569305>tumorFOY
>>203569328He is the janitor
>Fuel duty expected to rise by up to 7p a litre after the budgetWhat does this mean?
In my first year of uni and still haven't made any friends. There's only 3 other people in my flat, two are Asians who I literally NEVER see, the other is a Brit who I've only spoken to twice. I've been to societies and all my lectures and I still haven't really made any friends. No clue what I'm doing wrong here.
catberg jealously eyeing up my new cardigan
friday night in the 4HL
>>203569280down to my last mate, alri
me and my lovetears that you cunts will be alone tonight
>>203569415good post
Good session. Went up to 30 kg with my seated leg press. Also managed the 15 kg barbell Having a cottage pie for tea
>>203569425ai pic
>>203569425mate…
>>203569034Nah you’re right lad always thought something similar but couldn’t articulate it as being like those jap idol things. I’m sure 2ch is full of shit like that
>>203569397fuel will get 7p per litre more expensive
>>203569425she will NEVER know
>>203569450copy
Need to cum in a twink's mouth
What are some place I can go to make enemies?
Remember me telling you some time ago to buy this shit?
>>203569515least gay australian
>>203569515this
moon looking... big
He liked tool
>>203569311SHUT UP it's FUCKING. FRIDAY. CUNT.
>>203569305Clear evidence that they are demons attempting to become flesh
>>203569537Never purchased stocks in my life
sorting out my twink's pension for him
>>203569537about a week ago yeah
>>203569537yes ladmade me 100k thank you
Already had to submit two assignments with limited sources because the Internet Archive is ran by incompetent retards who let a bunch of Arabs bring down their entire networkPisstake
>>203569557a TOOL fan who wasn't a massive fedora neckbeard?wonders never cease
Evening lads, what are we drinking?
>>203569574but youve purchased stockings
I’ve been rotting away inside of a smelly bedroom
rorke kinda ate
>>203569267corrrrrrrr>>203569328proof??
>>203569557Ok Im gonna mourn him now he was clearly based
>>203569409Loads of lads end up commiting suicide at uni nowadays because uni is incredibly binary: you're either having the time of your life boozing and shagging or you're an isolated loser. There's no inbetween. Uni is incredibly grim in some ways.
That faggot Harry is way too low IQ to appreciate tool
>>203569610probably built better than the shite you get nowadaysbrick walls not that paper shite
>>203569610front doors take up valuable space tbf
Drinking imported Staropramen.
>>203569610the chavs are stuck inside like sims characters
mfw lovers entwined pass me by
>>203569624my first year was grim because I was thrown in with a load of dire neeks2nd and 3rd decent because made a good mate in 1st year from outside halls and lived with him and a few others
the staropramen are active
Uni works as a detector that exposes completely whether you were meant to be a shagger or are doomed to live a life of grim neekness.
>>203569691him and campbell drawing dimes this weekcorbettys raging
>>203569691if it makes you feel any better, your future spouse will be railed tonight whilst you're here with us
Might go to Manchester tomorrow. Might not.
the leader of the wee world, keir starmer
>>203569612monster energy
>>203569727if evens, you goif odds, you don't
got me lottery ticket, gonna win big
Join the Navy
Odds PopeyesEvens JollibeeDubs eat my own shit
Oooh might make a Brighton trip before year ends
>>203569787pete burns on a mad one
>>203569787Boggles the mind why a lad with a cock like that would become a lass
>>203569810
Why is it so big
>>203569612CHARDONNAY
>>203569656shitima>>203569676shouldermogs him
Louise Redknapp was mad peng
Stop posting tranneggs
>>203569820a lot of trannies have massive cocks don't know why
>Naruto>Bleach>>>One Piece Simple as
hello you absolute legends
>>203569676whom
>>203569880yeah jamie did well desu
wheres this fucking comet i cant see it
>>203569900me?
>>203569787um
>>203569905kiyanavi
Deano has been going to university since 2013. Chad is a NEET with wealthy parents in 2024.
got the gay poo porn onit's what mihai would've wanted
Why are they always so hung
listening to sunny day real estate in an uber and the foreign driver said its really cool
george michaellegend
>>203569900Alri Karl
>>203569944yeah? he's wrong.
Reading about crazy tranny pedo professors
>>203569944IN CIRCLESRUNNING DOWN
>>203569944he says that to every anglo-derived AUS that plays their funky music in his Uber
wonder if bouldering could have saved liama bit of grade chasing might have given his life purpose
>>203569898one piece>>> bleach>naruto
very cool sir very cool sad music sir yes
güs
Really is mad that men are just born with radically different penis sizes and no way to alter it, evolutionstein has a lot to answer for
>>203570014his problem was falling mate, not climbing
>>203570014what about test cricket?
>>203569944humiliation ritual pandering to an autist listening to autism music in a desperate attempt to secure a five star trip
>>203570009but this is the first time hes said it truthfully
My kitty caught a lizard.
if he thinks sunny day real estate are goodhis mind will be blown when you put failure or hum on
>>203570046how are you playing this ball?
>>203570079noooooo
>>203570079
>all female rock band on TOTPyou've charmed me
>>203570046nah that would have made him worse goes together with depression like modelling does with anorexia
>>203570139>all female rock bandcan't think of a single good one
SNORTING>Shocking moment corrupt detective is caught on camera dropping wrap of cocaine outside his daughter's primary school - as he is jailed for 19 years for stealing 4 kilos of the drug from work to sell on the streetshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13975661/Shocking-moment-corrupt-detective-caught-camera-dropping-wrap-cocaine-outside-daughters-primary-school-jailed-19-years-stealing-4-kilos-drug-work-sell-streets.html
Can see Rorke goes mad reading this and not knowing anything else about the world
power >>>>>>>>> shitima
>>203570168i liked the donnas desu
>>203570136He needs sectioned.
>>203570139was it girlschool?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnJp-xA3lZ8
>>203570136leave him alone
53 hours since i last smoked. cravings are getting intense and i dont think the patch is going to do it.
grip strength is the greatest predictor of mortality the better your grip strength the longer you live
>>203570226fluffyclearly a band that took their cues from the yank riot grrl scene
>>203570241keep goingonce you hit 3 days, you've cracked ityou can do it
>>203570139Based TOTP enjoyer
FUTURE'SMADE OFVIRTUAL INSANITY
sex arse>Shocking moment transgender historian flashes her rear and twerks to 'educate with ass' during gender and sexuality lecturehttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13976029/Shocking-moment-transgender-historian-flashes-rear-twerks-educate-gender-sexuality-lecture.html
For me it’s the Old Grey Whistle Test
>>203570168Warpaint
I miss fingering my ex desu, there was something incredibly erotic about it, I'd nearly jizz myself doing it.
>>203570329https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95ywPJ_8hV4
>>203569894>>203569820very likely pumped and ringed and a manner of surgical thingstrannards get bolt on tits and those ghastly coyote cheeks, is nonsensical they wouldn't do the same to their willards
>>203570346Back to Britfeel mate
>>203570346being inside someone else's body is hot
>>203570346yeah
My Bloody Valentine said that they were inspired by Sonic Youth in the way they used noise and feedback to give their guitars unique sounds.
>>203570318Transgenderism is a fetish
Why does no other dinosaur show have the magic of walking with dinosaurs
INTO MY ARMSOH LORDINTO MY ARMSOH LORD
Literally everyone from 2008 - 2014 wore a flannel shirt except for me because I never liked it.
>>203570382EW what have you got planned for tonight?Getting on the sauce?
>>203570280>that jawlinebruv could've pulled mad gash as an indie-twink
>>203570362https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctGzLjUfpag
>>203570450Clearly not… as it shapes someone’s entire life and public appearance not just their sexuality…that’s called an identity or lifestyle…
the cronem are activated
>>203570407>sonic 'youth'>they're all old fucks
Gay porn idea: Wanking with Dinosaurs (it's set in care home)
foreign uber driver didnt provide me with a complimentary piss bottle so ive just soiled my trousers instead
For me it's "yikes!"
Getting this evening's PJW
>>203570511
>>203570510while you spend all night here x
>>203570534fuck off you yank gimp
>>203570505alright tranny
>>203570534Where's "cool beans"?
>>203570514Yeah but their first album came out in 1981 and they were young back then.https://youtu.be/qQQ-D7yrej8
I reckon Liam liked unwoundBig musical brain on him
no i dont feel like wankingno sir no wanking today
>>203570484why do you always reply to me? i find it annoying because i really dislike you and could you just not
>>203570534Where’s jumping juniper
I don't understand how Halloween has become so popular here. Is it really just about selling tat to kids?
>>203570613is that the kind of music crackheads listen to?
Do you think girls in London would be interested if I told them I make 25 an hour painting decks
>>203570278doubtful. when my mouth heals ill be smoking again
It's been two days get over it not like you actually knew him fuck's sake
>>203570639Yes.
>>203570613can imagine him listening to summer freeze, scarlette and below the salt whilst contemplating the price of fame
>>203570534only fags unironically say this shit
>>203570639anything that's good for people's instagrams is popular, especially if it's also good for the economy
>>203570654What sort of decks, ship? Skateboard?
>>203570639>most cutting edge british cultural commentary from 2006
corr yeah alright
>>203569656CWLTSHC
>>203570528well, /brit/?https://x.com/Healthy1098/status/1847106731593109880
>>203570640i listen to it and im not a crackhead
>>203570473Had multiple of these in multiple colours back in like 2009 and 2010 lol.>>203570476Not drinking tonight. Probably do a bit of studying and watch some anime. Or maybe play a game. Got Final Fantasy VII Rebirth when it launched (29/02/24) and still only at Cosmo Canyon. I love the game but play it short bursts.
WHY lads, WHY is the verification not required text suddenly really small, EH?
>>203570685yeeeeeeeeeeeeah get it down ya son
>>203570685get.them.returned.
>>203569676>>203569790>>203570280CWLTSHC
>>203570679I've always hated Halloween, why should I give runty kids my sweets because they knocked on my door? They can fuck off.
might have a fry up for breakfast and dinner on sunday
got the don caballero on
>>203570632I enjoy giving (You)s to fellow gyal x baddiedem posters x
>>203570720More demonic machinations behind the scenes from our hateful overlord Hiroshima
>>203570772alri pat
>>203568830would eat a whole tub of these while playing video game on a sat night with the mates back when i was a teenager (bought by my mum of course). they also did brownie bites, rocky road bites, etc.
funny how your negative judgements of someone who actually cares about american politics are always accurate
lots of based post punk enjoyers on this evening might get on some myself
>>203570669so true
might have a "gay sex" experience next weeknot gay myself
>>203570772want to kiss and cuddle him
>>203570808They're normally leftists who will say how bad America is but are incredibly Americanised and talk about the US constantly
>>203570834yeah?
>>203570772is that so Patrick Lenton?
oh deardeleted it did he?
looking to bulk on a budget, any food suggestions? struggling with protein. getting 130g on my current diet of around 2,700cals.
>>203570873man
>>203570832imagine the sweat pools at feet zone
need margaret howell gf
>>203570879Kidney beans and high protein yoghurt mate.
>>203570879meat
Just sent 20 pizzas to Patrick Larton's house, paid for by me, he's going to be fuming haha
>>203570873statistical 0 chance she can wipe properly
Patrick Luton clearly
patrick you didnt just dox yourself did you?
>>203570877the image he got from twitter yeah
>>203570879something else in your life is less important than lifting, so cut down on that to increase your budget
>>203570928Yeah?https://www.instagram.com/patrick_lenton/
paddy the irish diaspora
The name’s O’File, Pete O’File
just witnessed doxxing
unless it's not clear this person does not post in /brit/FAKE post
>>203570992elton
>>203570947LOL
>>203570966Everyone in this thread is Irish diasporaThat's why everyone here loves black and brown women
>dortmund vs st pauli onCAM ON DORTMUND
reckon a dog just barked at heathermong on his way back from the job centre to trigger this meltdown
>>203570873CWLTSHC
>>203570898yh
>>203570992elton's shat out a baby by the looks of it
sir patrick lynton
>>203571000I’m an Anglo-Saxon mate speak for yourself
elton john done poo
Sir Basil Walker
>>203571040>>203571040>>203571040
>>203571041
keir starmer enjoying his jewish dinner right now