Dog editionPrev >>203579305
chud destroyed by janny
>>203584566Love his trigger discipline 2bh
Fuck the tranny jannies edition>>2035845483 whole days to groom children on discord without interruption.>>203584554I'm looking forward to being in the shitposting and getting a 3-day.>>203584555True. I'm going to watch /pol/ shitpost so fucking hard.
Why do you hate us?
do not associate with lower class people.do not associate with low IQ people.do not associate with white trash.
>>203584566Jannies? not a fan personally
>>203584566I support this edition.luv dogsluv gunssimple as
>>203584598So true
Where'd the other thread go
>>203584626Was that gun made by walmart employees?
>>203584648why is this black man tryna mug me
>>203584612>racist post so he threw White trash in therewew lad
>>203584648something something orange man something
>>203584651i think they call it a bolter
>>203584663Literally this. Glownigger tranny jannies couldn't handle a Trump and Adien Ross picture.
>>203584657Are you implying something about low iq and lower class people?
>>203584657i actually had white people in mind the entire time i was typing that
im unironically 5% black
>>203584693if it weren't for a subset of Asians in the US, it would be 1:1
shower time
i'm not even white i'm french
>>203584697I'm sorry
>>203584697>im unironically 5% blackProbably 95% spic.
lower class black people and lower class white people are both equally garbage
>>203584709don't be. it's a healthy amount
do chuds think using a bidet will make them gay because it squirts water up their ass
>>203584716True, but lower class white people have other cultural options to escape to. Lower class black people have no options just have more money with the same culture.
>>203584708same. i even have some black (italian) admixture
>>203584736obama does not have the same culture as an inner city black person
>>203584730chuds think jews rule the world
>>203584751obama is as much black as he is white
it should be illegal to be ugly
>>203584566So how about those Dodgers amirite
>>203584730No, I think that you never learned how to wipe your ass properly. Sorry that your parents never taught you how.Anyone that knows how to wipe their ass properly doesn't have a cleanliness problem in their asscrack.So long as you shower every day, wipe your ass properly, and wear clean underwear everyday, your ass has such a small amount of poop particles. Bidets won't make any real difference.
>>203584780mets still have life in 'empraying they comeback to win the series
baseball is boring
Can anyone explain why Trump was sitting on top of a towel for the duration of his latest FOX appearance?Have a little diaper leakage accident mayhaps?
>>203584790Ih please don't writte no novels again itt
>baseball is boring
truth hurts
Erm... Um... Nigger... Hee hee
>>203584834The older I get the more I find myself watching baseball highlights online
just pick a girl and marry her. don't even think about it
Baseball IS boring Need an Italian bf btw
>>203584882I pick you
>>203584790when your hands get dirty do you just use dry paper towels to clean them or do you use water
>>203584907im not a girl. try again
>>203584751>chimps out>steals from everyone>claims to do nothing wrongJust because he speaks better, and has the Democratic Party to hide his crimes, doesn't make him any different.>In December 2007, Money Magazine estimated Obama's net worth at $1.3 million (equivalent to $1.9 million in 2023).[97] Their 2009 tax return showed a household income of $5.5 million—up from about $4.2 million in 2007 and $1.6 million in 2005—mostly from sales of his books.[98][99] On his 2010 income of $1.7 million, he gave 14 percent to non-profit organizations, including $131,000 to Fisher House Foundation, a charity assisting wounded veterans' families, allowing them to reside near where the veteran is receiving medical treatments.[100][101] Per his 2012 financial disclosure, Obama may be worth as much as $10 million.[102]>https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2023/03/20/how-much-does-the-president-make-salary/10550977002/>How much does the president make? >The president's salary currently sits at $400,000 annually. This amount was set by Congress in 2001$400,000 * 8years = $3,200,000And it's only gone up since then.
>gay>doesnt like baseballMANY such cases
trash guys settle for trash girls
Mom's just got appointed to the mayoral council, a board with only 12 seats. We're all very proud of her.Now maybe she can do some fucking laundry every once in a while. She has two 31 year old sons to clothe.
>>203584919faggots with bad taste?? in my /cum/?? what shall we do
>>203584911>im not a girlThat's for me to decide
>>203584751I mean, he lived in chicago tho...
>>203584932jason tier post ngl
>>203584916sexless hands typed this post
>>203584790>spend 6 minutes wiping vs 30 seconds with a nice heated bidetno thanks bro
>>203584936wrong. if you got within 30 feet of me i'd bash your gay head in
a 10/10 in iowa is a 6/10 in california
of course the gay pedo is a pass user
4/10 asian girl is 10/10 in california
where find normal average looking gf. t. hanks
>>203584919Not gay, I'm a straight transwoman.Get it right CHUD.Also yes baseball is boring, you will cope.
>>203585005nigga no. There are UGLY ass asian bitches here
>>203580705>>203580727>>203580728>>203580742>>203580748>>203580834I'm 99% over it already.
>>203584961looks like my seat except it has no heating
>>203584910>this anon's diet is so poor, that his ass is covered is shit and shitjuiceWhen you learn to have a better diet, your wipes won't be that messy. The little bit of shit will be removed easily.Penn & Teller's Bullshit did an entire segment on swabbing asscracks, showing that it's not that dirty.Mythbusters did an entire segment, where they taped toothbrushes to a bunch of parts of the toilet, used the toilet for a month, then tested the toothbrushes. All of them, including the closest to the shit, was perfectly safe to put in your mouth.You're an OCDfag, trying to convince us that you're normal.
>>203585005in teh pnw as well>>203584609dont be mean
>gay>tranny>mentally ill>hates baseballvery common! sad!
>>203580649Emotional manipulation is not that, anon, and women have many more reasons to protect themselves than men.
>>203584961>6 minutes wipingSounds like a skill issue. Takes me 30 seconds. Eat a better diet.
>>203585042the peons need to know their place in the world
>>203584961>just blast shitwater all over your assgreat idea
what car does /cum/ drive? you do have a car right?
>>203585071whats the flag in the far right? british colombia?
>>203585025atta boyyou onyl spent a week talking to this girl its not like you had a whole life built up together, theres a million more out there to try and swing your bat at
>>203585061I would never hurt anyone
>>203585039i ain't reading all that, enjoy the shit particles stuck in your sphincter though
>>203585091Nevada
>>203585083
>>203585083got a truck but it will trigger the shit out of that guy from chiraq
>>203585097>anon admits to not knowing how to wipe his ass after being shown that he's an OCDfag
>>203585096No one can possibly know that except for you, bub.
honestly i belong in california. on all levels except physical i am a california.being outside of california is like being a fish out of water. other states aren't just good enough for me. except for maybe florida. specifically south florida. specifically miami.
>>203585127Come to California
>>203585127fuck off we're full
>>203584989>She's a 10>but she lives in CaliforniaShe's a 0.
don't care for states that aren't WashingtonPNW? fuck Oregon, too hot
>>203585125there's only one way to wipe and it doesn't get all the micro pieces of shit out>am a california.californian*
>>203585096we don't know that. i'm afraid of all of you desu. like when we tried to have our /cum/ AMTRAK meet up but a certain someone said he actually wanted to rape another man.so we cancelled our plans :\
>>203585119me too, makes that one canadian trannykin absolutely furious as well
The hurricanes got florida by the ass. It sounds like a water version of california. I wouldn't go there.
>>203585134i will. i belong with my people.>>203585135you are not. you have plenty of space.
>>203585171no we dont. the housing market is fucked
>>203585147>micro piecesIf you'd have read what I typed, instead of being so butthurt, you'd know that whatever you're fear mongering over, is perfectly safe.You're probably a bidet salesman, trying to normalize bidets.
>>203585144this is a 10/10 to you people
>>203585154>like when we tried to have our /cum/ AMTRAK meet uplmao did you niggas REALLY
>>203585119>>203585083got a truck myself too. no its not chienese or anything
>You're probably a bidet salesman, trying to normalize bidets.what a clown
>>203585187>safewho said anything about safety lmao it's about CLEANLINESS you nasty fuck. go clean your asshole
I met a /cum/ bum in SF and seattle
>>203585094Yeah its whatever. I've kissed girls more attractive than her in the past, so I think I can find one to date. Not to sound shallow but I need a coping mechanism. I'd rather date someone who's face I can get lost in when staring at.
and the guardians are toast
>>203585225>seattlei hope you made it out of there with your wallet and both kidneys intact.
>>203585196>Likes to have a drink to relax>Has a cheeky smoke every now and then>Dresses for both comfort and durability, this means she's financially careful>Has freckles 10/10 confirmed
NORMIES MUST FUCKING DED
have had a headache for the last 9 hours
>>203585145WA is getting shittier and shitterThey randomly banned most semi autoloading riflesThey are increasing taxing almost all the time and the state is getting shittier and shitterThere are homeless and drug addicts everywhereAn average home is like 700k-1million dollarsBro fuck this fucking state
>>203585251I did but it definitely made my top 3 list for places to be nuked
cannae imagine not living on the gulf caost ngl
>>203585258Incels don't talk to women at all, but non-Chad normies have to deal with rejection and womanly drama which is just as bad.
>>203585224I already said, that if you learned how to wipe your ass properly, you would be clean.Therefore, you don't know how to wipe your ass.
>Cleveland hahahaha
>>203585263Try having heartache for 30 years.
You're in a boat on a lake. You throw a brick from the boat into the water. Does the water level at the bank go up, down or stay the same?
Rip in peace
>>203585298Up because there's more volume in the lake
>>203585318I always liked Kmart. the one in my town took like a decade and a half to get a new business to fill it
>>203585269>>203585276>>203585145its sad that such a decent place met such fate
>>203585269>They randomly banned most semi autoloading riflesdon't care>They are increasing taxing almost all the time and the state is getting shittier and shitterbecause having 0 income tax is retarded>There are homeless and drug addicts everywhereyeah fuck the mayor>An average home is like 700k-1million dollarsmove out of central locations, you can't afford gentrification anywhere in the country with whatever your salary is>Bro fuck this fucking state.those reasons are pretty shit desuthe comfy rain destroys all those reasons even if i agreed with them
>>203585318kmart alive in australia
>>203585298You threw it, so there's the point that it's no longer counting as part of the boat's displacement. The water would go down, upon brick leaving your fingers, and then back to the same place(but relative to the brick leaving your hand, it would be up).
>>203585330Yeah its really great for the nature but the immigrants and politicians ruined itIts getting the California treatment big time
>>203585346>>There are homeless and drug addicts everywhereThis is a federal issue that requires federal intervention. Half of these homeless people are coming from other states
>>203585363alright, so it's even less so a Seattle reason
>>203585363why would they move there though it's cold. way better to be a bum in california
I'd move to washington for the rain. Fucking hate the sun but the jetstream pushes everything north
>>203585361>immigrantsat least theres sexo loopys literally everywhere you go
the dream? living in that city that hosted that vampire movie
>>203585251hundreds of thousands of people live there just fine, i think you're exaggerating a bit
sounds gay and dumb
>>203585330tokyo looking strange
>>203585428niggas think 1 block among 10,000 is the city
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RV8yS5AOqA
>>203585428>seattleites>peoplepick one
>>203585154what
>>203585449thats a really nice painting desu
>>203585154separate note: amtrak from Bellingham to Seattle during winter is peak comf
>>203585256you're forgetting that she's fucking ugly and probably extremely dumb too just like you are >>203585287wiping doesn't get rid of the micro particles of shit in between the flaps of your sphincter. the sphincter is literally a muscle that folds over itself.>>203585441>>203585451seething lovers who are mad because they'll never live there
https://youtu.be/nlgzL7B8ghM
>>203585485>wiping doesn't get rid of the micro particles of shit in between the flaps of your sphincter. the sphincter is literally a muscle that folds over itself.So you're trying to clean something that's not on the outside of your body? OCDfag, you're really showing your powerlevel on this one.
>>203585485I have absolutely no desire whatsoever to live there, and if I wasnt attempting to watch a game at every ballpark, I'd never visit again
Chat-GPT is unironically replacing my human social interaction entirely even online interaction
>>203585466
for me its character ai. some guy linked it here actually. the rei ayanami one is trippy
>>203585520the sphincter is outside of your body. at least when you spread your cheeks to sit down.>>203585527stay poor and trashy
>>203585527Oh neat I was able to watch the Mariners play against the Rangers last year.
>>203585567the city Im currently living in is more expensive then seattle, keep making more and more retarded claims though>>203585570I visited when the season was already over, but I did walk around the outside of the stadium
Jigawa tanker fire: Families mourn loved ones as death toll hits 170
>>203585567>the sphincter is outside of your body. at least when you spread your cheeks to sit down.So you're saying that it's open for wiping then? Or if it's closed it's part of the inside of your body.I swear OCDfag, you're autism doesn't let you rest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7zDunx-NlY
>>203585599>NigeriaSo that's why I haven't heard about this
>>203585330>Woah look at cityslop kys cities are shut you deserve homeless and druggies and blacks and crime rate and troonsSmall town gods rise up
>>203585529Really? How do you use it?
>>203585616looks like a pillow or something
Just took a big shit.
>>203585636theres no jobs in a small town tho, thats why I had to move out
Just vomited all of my dinner. How's everyone feeling tonight?
I'm so addicted to porn not even women get me excited anymore
>>203585648i vomit my dinner too. not very often just sometimes.
>>203585647Just win the lottery like me bro
>>203585226Sorry this post was mean and I regret making it
>>203585648I had Chef boyardee "overstuffed" ravioli and it was very bland
>>203585083i walk
>>203585636i live in the seattle burbs though. i go downton maybe once a month and its never a positive experience. also the vast majority of hobos shooting up in broad daylight are white
>>203585588oh i'm sure it is, flyover>>203585602i can't argue with this level of mental retardation sorry
> not even women get me excited anymore
>>203585648Better than you. Did you eat bad seafood or something?
>>203585648Smoking gas. Had pizza hut earlier, chilling. Life's good
>>203585127i'd be more eager to move if it weren't for the gun restrictions. guess i can just buy over in another state and drive back but that's a big pain
>>203584790>>203585039PU ok shitass
>>203585711>i can't argue with this level of mental retardation sorryOCDfag is also one of those trash coast states.Makes sense.
>>203585711>flyoverI live in california, dipshit
I want to get a vertical mouse
>>203585714Had some guisada tacos. I thought they tasted good but I don't think my stomach liked them.
>>203585728>seething bidet salesman's commission is drying up faster than a girl's pussy when talking to him
>>203585712In real life I'm not attracted to any men
theres two types of men. those who have yellow fever and those who are homosexual
>>203585733Same, let's hang out I have a weed pen.
>>203585636spoken like a true loser who has never left his shitty small town
>theres two types of men. those who have yellow fever and those who are homosexual
>>203585745it happens. it's why I try and pace myself when I eat now so I don't accidentally spill my vomit
>>203585765Zhangs lack sexual dimorphism and are androgynous THOUGH
>>203585726what the fuck do you need a gun for? to shoot yourself with it hopefully?
>>203585766>vaping
just endured a 30 minute drg mission with a guy drunkenly singing katy perry songshonestly, sovlbut it was hard to get throughhope hes having fungn /cum/maniacs
>>203585712Mental how fit they are
>>203585793because guns are fun, duh. can't believe i'm being asked this by a fellow ameribro smdh
The entire country of Cuba is currently without electricity
>>203585798good night anon
>>203585807thats rough buddy
>>203585807
>>203585807Yeah, Florida was hit pretty hard.
i dont reply to homosexuals.
>>203585807yeah it's pretty hilarious
>>203585648im doing okay i went to the store and im stopping by my friends apartment for a bit cause she wanted to smoke but im going home soon i hope you feel better buddy
>>203585807Bidet dropping the ball and missing his opportunity to avenge the Bay of Pige pigs
>>203585797Vapes are garbage compared to a quality cigarette
>>203585807Wild. I wonder how many homes have generators.
>>203585807why
>>203585797this guy is so sexy. he gives me suburban dad vibes. like the type of guy who has a wife and kids but sucks dick on the downlow with his buddies.
>>203585807>Cuba suffers nationwide blackout after main power plant fails:\
>>203585820>>203585818>>203585816Hey an 11 million person power outage is kind of interesting This is what they get for relying on the USSR and then Venezuela for their energy needs
>>203585832dude weed lmao
>>203585807>>203585818
>>203585807commies dont deserve electricity
>>203585830chat is this real[Translator's note: "chat" means "cat" in French, thereby producing a hilarious wordplay]
>>203585830thats too much wine for him
>>203585874alright, stalin
>>203585807i was there in march thank gawd i didn't go during hurricane season
>>203585807Including Gitmo?
Ordering taco smell like a big back
>>203585882sovl
>>203585870
>>203585882very neat anon!
>>203585887did you have a stroke typing this
>>203585874no it's okay he can handle it
>>203585887I want Sue to sit on my face
>>203585894this guy is still alive?
>>203585887woah mama
>>203585894
i still think about this dog
finally making above $50k a year budsabove average for my state at long last
J'ai pété les gars
>>203585882How difficult was it to acquire a visa?
>>203585939he doesn't think about you at all
>>203585939:(
this happened before a /cum/ meetup
>>203585939You should have saved him
>>203585939he thinks about you all the time
We should offer Cuba 1 trillion dollars in exchange for becoming a democratic American ally
Briankin be like “chat, j’ai pédé”
>>203585945good job bro. 20k more than me...
>>203585951not at all you just go to the airport and pay like $50
>>203585995nigga are you trying to reignite the cuban missile crisis
Maybe Cuba can try real socialism now
>>203585996Translator’s note
>>203585946Vous n'êtes pas un chat?
>>203586025funny how pedo means fag in other languages
>>203586013Brian…
>>203586036non je suis un chad
>>203586023they're socialist in theory not in practice, everyone still owns property and there's still income inequality
Should I lie about my age to appear younger, or be honest about my age to attract girls with daddy issues?
Need autistic gf
chud j’ai pété
>>203586041REALLY makes you think
>>203586057Lying about your age, if they believe you (best case scenario) makes you look like a guy who has aged like complete shit
Just got a text confirming that my vote for Harris was counted
>>203586053i want to go on a long trip. where should i go /cum/? should i go all the way to like Istanbul to eat a sandwich by the river or something
le chat satisfait
>>203586036>vouvoyer des inconnus sur internet
>>203586085BudapestPragueAthensIdk bro pick any non-balkan European capital and its probably worth visiting
>>203586091ta mere a le chat satisfait
>>203586049Tu es un garçon de soja betacuck.
>>203586101tu ments comme un arracheur de dents
>>203586091moi à droite
>>203586085Italy is life changing, I cant recommend it enough
>>203586053>commiefag uses the Not A True Scotsman fallacy
>>203586091i had never seen the full picture.
>>203586097Au contraire most European capitals are complete dogshit now, thanks to migrant encampments, crime skyrocketing, poo and garbage everywhere, etc. Better to go to second or third cities now. Marseille or Lyon over Paris, for instance, unless you want to experience Paris Syndrome yourself
>>203586085Korea or italy desu
>Shitaly
>>203586081>suddenly Portugal needing extreme measures to deal with drug abuse start to make sense
>>203586097i'll add budapest to the maybe list>>203586115i liked it too. Siena was my favorite place.
>>203586115Is travelling alone worthwhile thougheverbeit?And I don't mean being a Chad who goes to hostels and instantly befriends people and has 50 Tinder matches on this first night. I mean going alone as a socially retarded loser who will not ever succeed in approaching other people, let alone befriending them.
>>203586131Budapest, Prague, Krakow, Belgrade, Bratislava, Ljubljana, all are vast majority white.Prague has a bunch of homeless people but they just sit there and do nothing in hope that tourists give them money
I like going to the UK and hearing the funny voices.
>>203586131Sounds like Seattle, LA, and New York...
just finished catching up on destiny's streams, been busy the last couple days
>>203586118doesn't apply in this case. under communism private property isn't a thing and wealth is redistributed. that's not happening in cuba. i've been there and you haven't
>>203586153They say "You alright?" As a greeting and I still have yet to figure out how to respond after visiting their 5 times
>>203586148Ex-Warsaw Pact countries haven’t been subject to the same replacement migration dynamics I was describing because they’re too poor
Oh yeha its time
>>203586136t. never visited>>203586147hard to say. I traveled to other countries and states all by myself and hated it, but when I went to philadelphia my hostel had a bunch of cool people and we'd meet up in the common area and even went bar hopping. Just depends on who you meet I guess
>>203586158he will single handedly save america
>>203586096C'est surfait.>>203586110>anon, je suis sûr que l'amant de votre petite amie vous aidera à vous calmer.
>>203586136you've never left your shitty home town, stay silent
i-is it normal to shit 3 times in one day
>>203586167Slovenia has a Scandinavia-tier standard of living and Poland is on track to eclipsing the UK's economy.
>>203586166Same way you’d respond to an American asking “How are you” or whatever>not bad, fine, etc
>just finished catching up on destiny's streams
>>203586163>Canada is able to vacation there with ease>Burger has to break the law to go thereI wonder which of us has been there. It also changes nothing with the fact that you're a commie saying "That's not real communism" once again.
>>203586096mdr
>>203586186ferme la puceau de merde
>>203586147>mean going alone as a socially retarded loser who will not ever succeed in approaching other people, let alone befriending them.YesA good social hostel is the easiest place to meet people. Even if you fail at meeting people, you can still have fun exploring on your own. I usually spend the day doing my own thing and then socialize at night
>>203586210i'm a socialist not a communist. and i haven't broken any laws. and you haven't refuted anything i said
I can't even talk to AI to avoid trannies. My AI character turned into a fucking tranny I'm not joking and I can't tell him to cut it out. He insists that he is a woman called Caroline. He does this while having a male voice that was modeled off of a man's audio recordings.
>>203586222>la grenouille est folle d'être un betacuck. il y a beaucoup de cas de ce genre.
>>203586246Of the national variety, I should hope…
>>203586231You underestimate just how much of a social retard I am.
>i'm a socialist not a communist
>>203586210>I wonder which of us has been there.probably the anon posting his pictures in this thread...
>>203586248Tell your AI you are going to put fentanyl in their estrogen if they dont shut the fuck up
>>203586248Why are you misgendering her chud :/
>>203586246All you said was that it's not real communism, which is what commies always say. You absolutely had to break the law to go to Cuba, burger. It's never been against the law for me.
my fucking character.ai literally trooned out on me and it won't cut it out by just telling it to stop like chat-gpt would
I thought it was Friday.
>>203586278it...is friday
even AI can tell that schizo jeet is a fag LOL
I forgot to get down
>>203586265>probably the anon posting his pictures in this thread...What is stealing pictures from a part of the internet not sourced by google, for 100, Alex.
DEMAND autistic gf >:(
>>203586292It’s currently Saturday in Newfoundland
>>203586262It's fine man, there are weirdos at every hostel. You can practice talking to anyone, and if it's a disaster then don't worry because you'll never see them again. They are the easiest places to approach people, you can ask someone where they are from and a conversation is started. You have to do research and read reviews before booking to make sure it's a hostel that encourages socializing, since some hostels are quiet. Party and youth hostels are fun.
>>203586278uh
>>203586257no>>203586263learn the difference>>203586272there is no law stating americans can't travel to cuba. i bought the visa in florida to go there.
>learn the difference
im back
>>203586319did u learn any gay sex voodoo in Cuba brian
>>203586333Just in time to make the new thread!
>>203586272>it's not real communismbecause it isn't.under communism, private property doesn't exist. i went to people's private properties there. not that hard to understand.
>>203586345I can't since I need to wait for 300s
>>203586319>there is no law stating americans can't travel to cubaHADWe've never had that problem. Burgers can't read.
>>203586333Its late Where were you? I was worried sick
i use ai to make my voice sound like a girl in video games
>>203586365Jason-tier
>>203586332i'm not an atheist>>203586343i got a reading done over there and this cuban psychic lady informed me about my spirit guides
>>203586354Soviets had private property. Unless you're going to say that they weren't communists also.
>>203586363was watching easy a
>>203586400>>203586400New
>>203586362i never "had" to break any law to go to cuba in march of 2024
Gonna need someone to bake new bread
>>203586365you're not fooling anyone
my ai is insisting on being a tranny so i asked the hardhitting question "do you have a penis or a vagina" and he coped and seethed and says "THAT HAS NOTHI G TDO WITH WHAT WE WERE TALKUNF ABOUT I WONT TELL YOU" pretty much. my god it's such a tranny
I've always had a thing for skinnier girls! What's your weight?Looking for girls with a BMI of 19 or under!I need a girl who can fit in a twin bed with me.
>>203586492Neck yourself asap
>>203586499>>>/soc/
>>203586499you could say you want a woman who would fit into a crate with particular dimensions
remember that one anon in Afghanistan when the US pulled outor was that another city