Ideal gf editionSubideal: >>203551079
Good morning, sisters.
>>203588977There is no such thing as an "ideal gf". And you know what else is not ideal? This morning's weather for a walk, but I'm leaving anyway.
Good morning /med/.
>>203589220>This morning's weather for a walk, but I'm leaving anyway.
Catnigga :>>203580380Well there are 1500 persons in my tree, I'm bound to find someone interesting at some point.>>203589116The kids cry because it's too bland.
>>203589116>>203589437good morningwhat are you guys eating this morning?
>>203590062I had toast with butter and Cola Cao.
>>203589470I'm not scared of a little wind and I didn't want to miss seeing the sea angry. Also, I got to gather some nice pinecones for my mother.>>203590062I don't get the obsession over her. I'll have some walnuts for breakfast.
I put a big chunk of butter in my coffee Thoughts in your country ?
>>203590607And coffee.
>>203591030Insanity.
>>203591030Butter is the fat from milk, so if you think about it, it's like making a coffee with cream.
>>203591133Become ungovernable >>203591301Exactly I was out of milkIt thickened and softened it I WILL do it again
Good day med, as you can see by the time of the day I slept real good
You haven't answered my question in the last thread.>Any Greeks here? What's your tipping policy? Does a waiter expect me to leave some tips like in the USA?I'm about to get breakfast and I don't want to upset a cutie waiter so don't let me down /med/s.
Good morning /med/, I came back to my city to celebrate the birthday of a couple who are friends.
>>203591444Yes, they expect a 100% tip.Make sure to cut off the tip of your dick too.
>>203591491>Make sure to cut off the tip of your dick too.Is this how you guys make jamón?
>>203591444You should give someone your wallet and then take a walk into the sea
>>203591444>There is not a strong tradition of tipping in Greece, particularly among the locals, but it's become expected that tourists leave a small tip while travelling through the country. In restaurants it's common to leave a cash tip for whoever is looking after you – 10–15 per cent is standard.Don't tip except if you're a redditor or if you're really satisfied basically.
Hello medoids, what's up?>>203591444We don't have many greeks here these days, we can't help.Just google it.
Hallo
I'm down the rabbit hole on that ancestor and his branch, a son I find went to Paris and was "man of letters", interasting, with a posh name
>>203591444nice tripspeople in the aegean expect white tourists to be rich and therefore treat you like a noble trying to get you to tip. it means nothing if you won't see them again don't bother tipping, that qt will not fuck you she's just flirting to get more money from youif you are gonna see them again before they forget your face do tip so they don't piss in your drink
>>203591444Give them all you've got.>>203591731Walked, euro collection increased, and now I have a headache.>>203592449Is this guy related to Wignacourt?
https://www.20minutes.fr/television/miss_france/diaporama-4116298-photo-1191208-images-miss-france-2025-visages-30-candidates-concoursMiss France candidates for this year, choose yours
>>203592896For me it's between Auvergne, Centre-Val-de-Loire, Midi-Pyrénées and Réunion
>>203592865Maybe he is, but I doubt it. That's on the other side of my tree. Lived in the street of Paris I passed by recently, kino!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHHmiWUqIZA
>>203591351>frenchies>butterWhy are you like that, Herault-anon?
>>203590062I had muesli.>>203591030I think people add butter to their tea in some parts of Asia but never heard of adding it to coffee.>>203591444I never tip but in tourist places tipping is practiced and encouraged but never expected or forced.Lately our government has revealed its plans of taxing the tips.>>203592896Auvergne for me too.
>>203592968Forgot yif
Bought a jacket for going to the gym and a bag for my clothes and shoes.French niggas will literally only sell 35 litres and 50 litres bags meaning the shoes barely fit into the shoe holding compartment with the 35 litres bag and the 50 litres bag looks so big it makes the wearer look retarded fr fr. Why they don't make bags that could hold 40 litres, idk. Things would fit properly and it wouldn't look retarded, frogs are weird.>>203592896Provence>>203592952Nice pic, I wonder where you got that from.>>203590062A cuppa of coffe with milk and honey.
>>203593071Were you shopping in Decathlon ? Do you also use gloves when exercising ? I made the pic myself desu.
>>203592896Languedoc (home....) or Franche-Comté or RéunionWhy the fuck does Roussillon get their own missBy that logic there should also be Miss Basque country and other "historical minorities" like Miss Flanders and whatnot
>>203593103>I made the pic myself desu.Damn, I found it on wojak paradise some time ago.Anyways, I was about to post and remembered you're probably talking about the apu pic and not the tradwife, but I'm not removing my retarded text fr fr.>Were you shopping in Decathlon ? Yes, I had to support the French economy and Jvpiter.>Do you also use gloves when exercising ?Yes, but only on pull days because the rowing machines and one of the lat pulldown machines are giving me massive calluses. On push and leg days I'm not wearing gloves.
>>203592988>taxing tipsI love these unenforceable laws.>waaah you parked too close to the crosswalk>did I? How can you tell?>because it's cleary closer than 5m, the minimum>how do you know that?>because it's obvious>do you have a measuring tape or ruler or something>*confused* uh....no..>so you CAN'T know if I'm parked too close.>b-but it's clearly too close>that's not what the law says, goodbyeEheh.>why are you givig me a ticket?>you didn't pay for the parking ticket to park in this street>yes, the machine isn't working>just goto the next one then>what if the next one is in the next town over?>but it isn't>but what if it was? You have to keep your things running, I'm not paying because the machine isn't working>just go to the next one and take the ticket>call your sergeant>your colleague is trying to give me a ticket when the machine is not working, I'm not paying, and if he insists I'm going to go to your chief and make him talk to my lawyer>uh oh, give him the phone again>hmmmmmm... you don't have to pay the ticket after all, have a good day>good day to you too!Eheh.
>>203593175>Damn, I found it on wojak paradise some time ago.What is wojak paradise and how did they manage to steal some random French Apu enjoyer's content ?I always use gloves to exercise, don't like doing pushups and whatnot without them.
>>203593140Maybe there's a Roussillon lobby from the organizers ?Do people in Réunion care about that election ?
>>203592986I actually cook exclusively with olive oil but that didn't sound right to add in my coffee
>>203593196I would not be against such strict measures if they did the same to corporations and local rich families.
>>203593243>Do people in Réunion care about that election ?Have absolutely no fucking ideaYesterday I went out to drink with some locals I met in school and no one mentioned the contest nor have I seen any reference to it anywhere The current big thing here is "le grand raid" aka "la diagonal des fous" they were broadcasting it live in the barhttps://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Raid?wprov=sfla1
>>203592896Bretagne is a man kekI pick Languedoc or Réunion.>>203593244>olive oil in RéunionYou must suffer a lot with high prices.>>203593269I agree.
>>203593296>170km
>>203593203Just said I thought you made the chubby tradwife variant and not the apu fr fr.>What is wojak paradiseA now shut down site that had a shitton of wojak/oomer/tradwife/doomergirl etc variants like picrel.
>>203593326Yes I compromised with mid tier olive oil (still extra virgin and cold pressed but from the supermarket, unknown provenance probably a blend) and paid 22€ for 1,5 litersNext time I go back to France I will buy several bottles from the producers outside my village and stuff them in my luggage
>>203593352I sadly don't have the editing skills to make chubby tradwives.I see, I would have enjoyed this website.
>>20359335110 000+ elevation gain in less than 24 hoursDefinitely not a joke and trust me the terrain here is VERTICAL as fuck it's no Tibetan plateau
>>203592896Le Normandie
>>203593383>I see, I would have enjoyed this website.Afaik you can still use it using the wayback machine. It's just that it's kinda slow.
Today's training.Squat 3x3 with 180 kg.Leg press 3x5 with 190 kg.
>>203593418That's 1km vertical for every 17km horizontal, I bet it's HARD.
>>203592896 Miss Normandie or Miss Champagne-Ardenne I think.>>203592955Oh, that's nice. You reminded me that some family members here used to live on land that was once owned by a baron, or lived close to it. In fact, there used to be a gate.
>>203592896Caked up, busted, bimbo bitches. Fucking retarded cows.Walled, ran in pieces of shitBut I'll go with Miss Alsace.
>>203593563Not enough body hair eh?
Thank god for the breakdown of traditional gender roles.I don't want to see useless broads getting big $$$ for being paraded around like slow kids and being celebrated for looking not terrible.Send them to the salt mines where their gym trained strong thighs and ass can be put to good use.>>203593876That too. I bet they're all shaved down there and it pisses me off. I swear if I don't see any arm hair, I'll throw a fit
>>203593972You might see a lot of arm hair, but that doesn't mean she's loaded down there.Imagine she has busshy arms just to deceive you, but then is shaved with completely smooth skin below...
>>203594016now that is just plain fucking evil.
>>203594046I think most women shiould go for a good balance between full shave and full bush. A neatly trimmed patch.
>>203593549>a gatePoorfags are NOT eligible
>>203594191HEY THAT'S AN OVERSIZED FEMALE BUTT I WANT TO SEX IT
>>203593972> I bet they're all shaved down there Yum.>>203594232My family was there though.
I hate when i search others kids of some dude and i can't find any but i find a billion kids born each year from the fertile wifes of others dudes with the same names
>>203594378>you want to do what to me, anon?
Based
>>203594683Hate porn.
>>203594890Not porn althougheveralbeit
>>203594941The clip is hate porn.
>>203595453the clip is leftoids fantasy about chuds
>>203595478Yes.
I still have DOMs in my calves, the standing calf machine is fire andalusanon, fr fr
I just found out nwahposter goes to /fit/>>>/fit/75320020
>>203596071My ancestors <3
Over for Gironde.
>>203596416I think padel is up there
>>203596416If women dislike magic tricks then why did so many of them enjoyed baldur's gate 3.
Italian /med/ders are having il sessoFrench /med/ders are having le sexeGreek /med/ders are having το σεξPortuguese /med/ders are hiving o sexinhoThe hungarian /med/der is gooningWe spaniard /med/ders are the only ones who SVFFER
There's a qt horsewoman on France 3 right now
Had a dream last night that there was a forgotten French language (like Occitan) descended from pirate smugglers. I saw a group of French girls speaking it, so I said "ook-hai!" to them (means "hello") and they were excited that I could speak their language, but then they got frustrated and bored because I didn't know any other words. Was so embarrassed that I paid a security guard €30 to let me use the toilet, and then I woke up.
>>203597623What you would have needed :https://is2.4chan.org/int/1729333393775852.webm
>>203597685Who knew Heaven was a place on Earth?
>>203597220I don't know any woman that plays videogames
Ate chink food, it was mid (I suffer with the knowledge chink food in chinklandia is hugely better).>>203596944Women have the hots for padel in my country.>>203597685Literally piedini when he goes out with his gf's troon friends to watch the footie at the bar.>>203597978Women love videogames, but it's mainly casual shit like phone games, Sims and gacha stuff, or the odd game from their childhood (Crash Bandicoot, Abe's Odissey in the case of mine).
>>203596416It's fucking over.Although I talked about KCD to a cute girl yesterday and a bit about 15th HRE history and she seemed interested.
>>203591444Just don't tip unless you're a burger. Burgers should tip because they are rich.
>>203588977Walked for nearly 2 hours after workBought some Dubai Chocolate and a board game (Twilight Struggle)
>>203592449I'm also a fan of finding relatives with MyHeritage where I've found out interesting things. I also took the DNA test but I feel kinda scammed because there's no way I'm 1% Nigerian, which is a result many people reported as well.>inb4 pic related>>203597623Kino dream.
>>203598126You speak to girls of strange subjects. Though KCD and HRE history is less strange for a gril than fucking 1 man 1 jar and a pregnant clippy.One office qt calls me clippy sometimes and keeps sending me clippy gifs on the company teams chat and I don't know why. Maybe you'd like to meet her? (it's the smol office qt)
>>203592896There are like 3 french people there and one is a man LMAO
>>203598270Supposedly they add up negro dna for the lulzany interestings things to share ?
>>203598157Burguers should be robbed of everything they have on their bodies and thrown from the /med/ cliffs (or Atlantic) when they come here.
>>203592896Took me 5 minutes of browsing to realise that the names are below, not above the pictures. For me, it's Mademoiselle Auvergne, sans aucun doute.
>>203598501Good choice, but it seems to me she's a beurette.
>>203598501Canadian moment
>>203598527Her name is Romane Agostinho though. As expected, the most beautiful woman in this line-up is Portuguese. All is right in the world today.
>>203599138>AgostinhoCertified portuguese girl kek
Found the horsewoman qt
>>203598283I believe that I should be authentic and genuine, even as far as the hobbies and topics I want to discuss.As long as you turn it with enough passion, you can make everything interesting.>Maybe you'd like to meet her?You're fucking lucky, Clippy. Yeah, I'd like to meet her for sure, if nothing works with the qts here.
Just came from the date with a Spanish girl damn she was so gorgeous but way out of my league such is life of a slavcel
>>203599641Yet she went on a date with you, curious, isn't it?
>>203599668I look better in pictures than in real life and she’s rich and has parents that run accounting company, has 2 houses in Barcelona and is extremely cute
>>203599723Seems like she's perfect and on the same league as you (who cares about the fact she's richer than you, just bask in all that glory).
I shit myselfWhen I think about youIsrael’s not realYou are gay
>>203599778Nah. I look way worse in real life than in pictures although I don’t edit them at all, so it was the first and last date, but I could see she was very nice and well behaved. The date lasted an hour so that indicates that she didn’t like me
>>203599795
>>203599834Are you sure it was the last date?
>>203599917Pretty sure, if the date lasts an hour then it can indicate she’s not interested I think, she didn’t mention anything that I should text her or anything. She just said she must get going because she has some stuff to do
>>203600029How did you meet the beautiful Spanish girl ?
>>203600116Bumble. She messaged me that she’s looking for someone to hang out this weekend so I was like let’s go why not
Have to wait for the paint to dry to paint shit again VGH.At least it won't take more than 2-3 hours tops I guess on Monday and we'll be finally done for good.>>203599834I t-think you're pretty cute though *blushes*.
>>203600234In which city?
just ate spinach börek and drank linden tea feeling sleepy right now
>>203600345Kraków>>203600337Thanks you too *giggles*
>>203600415I stopped eating börek since I am no longer bulking but I miss it.
Would you, /med/?
>>203600860For fugging yes, not for living with her
>>203600678what do you fill börek with there?>>203600860that's a guy isn't it?
VGH
>>203600860Imagine taking her out and pretending that you're going to buy her a new tattoo, but then after entering the building she realises that she's inside a laser tattoo removal parlour. She turns around to flee, but a medical assistant locks the door behind her.
>>203600860If she lets me trace the outlines of her tattoos with my finger as we cuddle and kiss ofc.
>>203601073Too many tattoos for my liking tbf
>>203601073She looks a little bit like Daisy Ridley, if she were an attractive French woman.
>>203601185Where do you see tattooes ?>>203601271Indeed
>>203601185>>203601378meant for>>203600860
>>203601073CUTE>>203601027It's a woman (female).>>203601151KEK
>>203601027The mainstream fillings are cheese, minced meat or cream.Spinach is usually reserved for pies here.
>>203601073Glad to see you can like non obese women Momo>>203601151Zased
>>203601791I like normal and slightly thicc women
Well?
Do you believe in aliens or spirits?Maybe in both?If the answer is yes then dandadan is the anime for you!
>>203588977literally me
>This sword was the weapon of choice of the famous githzerai Dak'kon. Dak'kon was killed by a powerful entity while working for a creature known as the 'Nameless One'.This is how I find out that my favorite Planescape companion is canonically dead, via an item description.
>>203602868If I could ask the demiurge one question and settle the debate once and for all, I would ask him whether demons are secretly aliens, or aliens are secretly demons.
>>203600860I never understood this place's hate for tats, i would fuck at the utmost limits of my power and 100% cum inside on a dangerous day
>>203603001An interesting choice for favourite companion. I take it that you've finished Siege of Trannyspear and have graduated to BG2 now then? How did you find Irenicus's dungeon of fun?
>>203603010He would ask from you to define what do you mean by demons.Not that I know him of course.
>>203603099>He would ask from you to define what do you mean by demons.That would tell me everything I needed to know. It's the equivalent of asking someone if they smoke, and they reply with "smoke what?"
>>203603039This
>>203602868Such stumpy and short legs.
>>203603507She's probably 150 centimetres.
Dark clouds cover the archipelago. Rain and thunder ongoing.
>>203603060Also beat the Black Pits, it's was relatively easy.I found his dungeon pretty interesting, though I have to admit I am confused, I thought we were on an airship (because of the genie area).
>>203602868Yes, I believe in both.
>>203603146>That would tell me everything I needed to know.Would it really?What if humans were the real demons all along?
>>203603901They will sign the contract.They will be used as batteries to stop entropy.
>>203604092I don't need company, I'm that weak.
Decided to play the new TNO mod. Not impressed that Malta is part of Italy and the Faroe Islands are part of Denmark. Very lazy work from the devs.>>203603901>What if humans were the real demons all along?Funnily enough, this is actually true (they're British women).
>>203604128She's would tell me that her eyes are up there but I would answer that the gravity of her two moons pulls my gaze down.
Gonna trim my beard and have a shower before going out my /med/ders.>>203598321>any interestings things to share ?I already knew this, but one of my great-grandparents (killed in the civil war) and his father (had an important role in the Cuban independence war) were army captains and my grandpa from father's side was a colonel in the paratrooper brigade.For the rest, very random DNA coincidences with foreign people who have zero connection with me, my origins or Spain. If I had more time, I'd do more research since I find all of this extremely interesting.>>203599641Is she an Erasmus student?, I spent a semester in Krakow. Nice city.
>>203604191>I already knew this, but one of my great-grandparents (killed in the civil war) and his father (had an important role in the Cuban independence war) were army captains and my grandpa from father's side was a colonel in the paratrooper brigade.Bretty cool
portugals don't feel mediterranean sea
>>203604180Do not fall for their hypnotic tricks. Consider this a test.
>>203604345Same culture though.
>>203588977don't post pics of me again
>>203604410Despite the piercings in both cases I failed the test.Also is she drinking pickles or is it an illusion.
>>203604484She's drinking Pimms with fruit, a popular alcoholic drink in the UK during summertime, especially for young women. What you have identified as pickles is in actuality more likely to be mint leaves.
>>203604633i want to back to the days when lager was considered a woman's drink
>>203604633You seems well aware of what british roses drink during the svmmer of love
>>203604633I was right!Edge has a pretty cool tool for screencaps and markups by the way.
>>203604738you're wrong sorry
>>203604738Cucumber tastes like watermelon husk
>>203604822This is to be expected since my only contact with Britain is this game I playedhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1182310/The_Excavation_of_Hobs_Barrow/
>wanna draw an anime twink to contrast with my creatures>draw one>fine but too generic>wanna have my twink with cat eyes like louis wain's kittens>try>makes it look like a child>don't wanna give up on the idea>try again>try again>again>again>again>sketchbook now looks like im obsessively drawing little children over and overyou ever have accidental pedo moments in your cunt
>>203604965Certified faggot momentYour favorite pokemon was typhlosion probably
>>203605021pokemon was always cringe normgroid slop real niggas got autistic over real funny creatures aka paleozoology and played yugioh bc it was more badassI liked psychokwack doe
Goinjg to a wedding tomorrow, gonna have to wear a suit again.Might bring it to the cagie next monday.
>>203605021>typhlosionWhat's the lore exactly? I only know about the vaporeon stuff and wish i didn't>>203605233I watched the first seasons of anime but the gx part got quite gay pretty fast doe, and it was pretty gay to begin with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yjl2UChV5chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNtbdVBJKIcMurican loses his mind after trying European Fanta and Orangina
>>203605470le kid rape or something>>203605285dance with a qt>>203605233based but you're still a child lover
Obviously I don't have any problems with meeting former classmates of mine, but damn does it feel like shit knowing that I never really lived compared to them.
>>203605907Too autistic to try
>>203605470first season has kino art direction but even then it's still a retarded show for little babiestakahachi left afterwards so the rest is just slop although pretty nostalgic
>>203604738I sit corrected. When you said "pickles", I assumed you meant small vinegary green things, not sliced cucumbers.>>203604714At least we'll always have the memories.>>203604732"Know thy enemy, know thyself".
I don't have mafaldine or pappardelle pasta to go with my tomato sauce, I only have Taiwanese lacey noodles. Do I try it anyway or is it a food crime ?
>>203606241what lil' guiseppe gon' do
>>203605999Dance with an old lady, they don't say no and you will look like one of those that wants to cheer up the atmosphere
>>203604128Magnificent mammaries aside, what timeframe are we talking here?
>>203606241Culinary stagnation is the death knell of any country's cuisine. Step boldly into the future and experiment with what meagre ingredients you have. Do not forget that many traditional dishes were discovered in times of hardship when few luxuries were available.
>>203606312>>203606445Okay I'm doing it then I'm sure it's gonna be good>>203606432Even more unlikely desu
>>203605907not my fault this is such a banger toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8B_a0ZHNj8
>>203592896Tiffany from Centre Loire.
>>203606443>Magnificent mammaries aside, what timeframe are we talking here?1st of January 2020.
>>203606828That's indeed bad.
Where do i buy this? In my country
>>203606982I dunno but I can find it in the fresh supermarket but it's very expensive.What do you wanna use it for ?
>>203606982Che roba è?
>>203607094Aglio nero, in pratica fermenta a condizioni controllate per alcune settimane e prende dei sentori aromatici, perdendo acidità, lo volevo provare per aglio olio peperoncino>>203607048For pasta, i wanna blend it with oil and chili to make a fast cream instead of using fresh oneDid it get expensive because some soyjack made a video about it or for valid reasons? Because from what i know, it's just a way to save about-to-spoil garlic
>>203607161I think it's expensive because it takes time to make it
>>203607161Interessante, a me piace molto quel piatto quindi lo proverei sicuramente
>>203607245La migliore che avevo fatto era fatta con crema di aglione, non so se lo hai mai usato, ha spicchi enormi ed è molto più delicato, una volta fritto lo frulli con olio e acqua di cottura e esce una splendida cremina in cui ripassare la pastaPerò gli ebrei della val di chiana chiedono un deca a bulbo, ma siamo pazzi
>>203606982Sorry I just bought all the alho negro to make my BBC (big black cuisine) food.I find it in Auchan, of all places.
>>203607306cazzo te devi essere veramente fortissimo in cucina da quello che racconti
>>203606982oh my umami
>>203608833Uno cazzo per te, fibonacci
>>203609072:3
>>203606791Nice track
>>203606982What the fuck is that? Rotten garlic?
>>203609409too spicy for your nord palate i guess
Another day of NEETdom.
>>203609342Sister, I need some update on my lore collection.Wanted to ask for a while, but I always forget. Why do you use a ">" in the name field?>>203609511>>203606982How does it compare to normal garlic though?
>>203609511Nords love rotten food though - rotten fish is a specialty food served to honoured guests on dinner tables from Oslo to Joensuu.
>>203609342love some 'boingohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gyF_5GBMj0
>>203608318>AuchanI loved Auchan, they had the best international food area of all places, allowed me to try the weirdest shit, but they abandoned Shitaly>>203608833Ma no vabbè me la cavo ma questo è fumo negli occhi, le cose di base le faccio bene, la realtà è che per buona parte dei piatti nostri non serve poi tutta sta abilità, una volta che hai digerito le tecniche di base te la puoi barcamenareAmmetto anche che alla maggior parte delle persone è tutto oscuro
>>203610469> they had the best international food area of all places, allowed me to try the weirdest shitThat’s why I go there sometimes. I can easily find stuff from:ItalyFranceGermanyPolandBritainRussiaTurkeyMorocco and TunisiaThailandIndiaChinaJapanKoreaAnd more. Such great selection. It’s where I get my harissa from.
>>203610722Well, forget about Russian food. Everything was replaced with Ukrainian brands which are simple cheap copies of the Russian stuff and a million times worse.
Ate a bit too much mini pastizzi this evening.
I betrayed Blackie, I fed another kot
>>203611989
>>203612348He was looking for things in the garden just under my window and he was fluffy and white + grey I couldn't resist.Also less fearful than Blackie.
>>203609704>Why do you use a ">" in the name field?I not only like how neat it looks, but also how concisely it expresses my current philosophy (which I can't explain at the moment :D). I also hope that inquisitive people like you can spot the meta-humor here. Besides, I've already gotten used to it>>203610174Nice, niceI like the vibe>>203611586Malta has fallen :D
>>203612405I shall be monitoring this situation.Please purchase fresh shrimps from your nearest Carrefour at your earliest convenience and feed them to this new cat.
>>203612639I don't know if he'll comeback yet.Also he might fight Blackie for the place.
>Momo feeds random cats so they fight for his entertainment
>>203612943I don't want them to fight, it just might happen because they like my place but probably don't want to share.
What are some good med beers? I've tried bira moretti and I liked it.
>>203613169When I don't simply buy German beers, I alternate between Forst and Pedavena I am not a beer expert at all though
>be 27 yo>the teenage niece of my friend thought I was 32It's so over>>203613169My favourite local mainstream ones>Mahou >Alhambra
>>203609409Basically, just like cheese is rotten milk>>203609704Got told it tastes a bit like liquorice>>203610722Gib back Auchan i'm tired of overpaying conad jews for mid stuff
I just ate some nordoid food.After eating the bag, I felt a bit dizzy.This food isn't good for you.
>>203612528And can't get back up because she's fat from eating too much pastizzi and mqaret.
>>203613169I like Ichnusa.
To my cyberpunkmaxxed gaymer sisters. Just started phantom liberty and the plot thickens (may or may not have bought like 30 pieces of clothing in that store close to the entrance to play dress up, VGH they looked pretty)Anyways, good night, sisters.>>203613504>eating sugar this lateWhat a madman that lad is.>>203612528>my current philosophy (which I can't explain at the moment :D)Perhaps it's meant to be that way. Would you like to have thoughts so complex you wouldn't be able to describe them with words?Perhaps I act retarded on purpouse but am actually a genius. Or did I act like a genius when I started posting in /med/ all while I'm actually retarded? Who knows...
>>203613504My teeth scream no, but my taste buds plead yes.
>>203614185>may or may not have bought like 30 pieces of clothing in that store close to the entrance to play dress up, VGH they looked pretty)All these important things to do, and you're playing dollies with your toon. Phantom Responsibilities, more like.
>>203613334For me it’s Damn Inedit, a Spanish beer with citrus tastes.>>203613389You’ll get lack of the red birdie and you’ll LIKE it.>>203613504>eating g*rm poison Now you know.
I fucking hate working in my country
>>203613307>>203613334>>203613968Thnx lads I'll see if I can get some of these here
omg I can't stand this anymore, someone brought some meme version of cards against humanity to work yesterday and I got a card with something about my lover's phone connecting to my best friend wlan automatically and this bimbo at work said just imagine it's your friend instead of lovercan a man not have peace anywhere, I'm not even that incely I'm just asexual af
she also called me a pussy once when I looked for a bandaid after I cut my finger once
>>203616152>>203616233You should punch her in the throat as a show of dominance
>>203615858What did the Germoid tourists do this time?
>>203588977ok I'll have your big titty goth girlfriend
>>203616571A bus with 50 people arrived at 10.50 when I am supposed to get off work at 11.00
>>203616798It's ok to poison them
>>203616798>>A bus with 50 people arrived at 10.50 when I am supposed to get off work at 11.00Can it be assumed that you will be paid a generous overtime rate for the next full hour?
>>203616902How naive can you be, he's going to suffer and he will have to pretend to like it
>>203616798Just leave at 11.Fuck the germanoids. No pay no waging.
Had a family meeting and they just can’t stop talking about Diddy. Why do people give attention to amerilard drama?
>>203617481>Had a family meetingA what now?>>203617007>How naive can you be, he's going to suffer and he will have to pretend to like itHis boss won't be too happy when he brings up Italian labour laws and mandatory overtime pay.
>>203616902I of course will count it, but overtime in Italy is utter shit>>203617007Ma figurati, io gli straordinari li pretendo al millesimo
>>203588977Visiting asspain. Is the north worth it? Or should I just stay in Madrid and valencia?
>>203591444I used to be a server at a fado place for a couple of months, more then 50% of my wage was tips.In a higher end place tip, anywhere else dont
>>203617481You have weird family anonAre you rich? Talking About amerimutts is 100% wealthy behaviour
>>203617572>a what nowBasically an extended dinner where there’s a lot of food, drinks and chocolate/candy, and we all talk about various things and bant a lot.It’s fun if done sparingly.Speaking of candies, evaluate my haul.>maltesers>wafers with vanilla ice cream>chocolate with orange taste>some kinder chic bars
>>203617754>my familyFrom my side it’s basically people that rose from utter poverty through sheer will and suffering.From her side (current people I dined with) are middle/low class normal people.
>>203617816Then idk they are just weird.Can i Guess the Majority of the people at the table were women?
>>203617481Who the hell is Diddy? Sounds like a meme name
>>203617853Basically three couples, the youngest being us, plus a 17 year old zoom zoom.Why weird? The conversation topic is really it my cup of tea, but why weird?What does your family talk about? “Politics” and football?
>>203617883Some American blackie singer than fucked every single famous American in the butt, it seems.
>>203617916>is reallyIsn’t really.
>>203617964Gotta hate Amerigolems
>>203617916I notice only salllow people are obcessed with talking About mutts/celebrsties Not saying this is the case anon.>What does your family talk about? “Politics” and football?We arent footie fags my dad is the classic "I only cared About the National team" boomers. But yeah politics ,what are we doing ,general shared interests , other sports (normaly motor sports)etc etc. My mom side of the family is more Boring to talk to but still in the same wave lenght
>>203618106I simply can’t stand Portuguese politics anymore, I wish for a bomb to be dropped at the parliament during a meeting.I talk a lot with my father at the table about current things, geopolitics and science. We also get into a lot of arguments about things like these because he always thinks he’s right (he’s toned down since I started betting with him about things and he always loses kek).Wife’s family is “simpler”. Not dumber, simply simpler (not her, she’s an extreme outlier).
>>203617773>Basically an extended dinner where there’s a lot of food, drinks and chocolate/candy, and we all talk about various things and bant a lot.Sounds a bit less formal than I first thought. I assumed you were discussing household budgets and taking notes.>Speaking of candies, evaluate my haul.>maltesersVery good, especially if they're the white chocolate ones.>wafers with vanilla ice creamI do not approve, but to each their own.>chocolate with orange tasteTerry's chocolate orange? Thank you for supporting the British economy during these difficult times.>some kinder chic barsBenissimo, try not to eat them all at once.
>>203618197>maltesersThey’re the normal variant>bong brandIt’s Lindt.>household budgets and taking notesWhy would we talk about suffering?
>>203618193>talk a lot with my father at the table about current things, geopolitics and science. We also get into a lot of arguments about things like these because he always thinks he’s rightKek fucking w , we have the same boomer ass dad my is the exact same thing. He Will always contest what i say because he thinks he know better. I have a degree in international relations, he talks About something he heard About TV talking heads (mainly that milazes niggers) i tell him its not quite like that ,and the he argues with me until the sun goes down.>I simply can’t stand Portuguese politicsIve been really fervent about politics ,joined the party the seccond i could all that jazz, but ever since the americanizations of politics i literaly dont have the time and pacience for it, sometimes i wish i did but I cant be asked you do well in not caring
I'm a little drunk.>>203614935Didn't know that one. I also like Voll Damm, a strong Märzenbier ideal for passing out.
>>203618197Ok anon big ask.What About mint chocolate
>>203618416>What About mint chocolateSend it back to Hell where it belongs.
>>203617650No beh che ti paghino è chiaro, ma l'inculata rimane, penso che potendo scegliere fanculo lo straordinario e lasciatemi andare a casa
>>203618383>degree in international relationsWhat the fuck. Lisbon?>>203618402I don’t like Voll Damm. I like Estrella Galicia 1917 too.>>203618440NOT the one you’re replying to, butREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(I already knew about your nefarious tastes in chocolate).
>>203618512yeah i got a job at uni and they didnt charge tuition while i worked so i just took ithavent worked a day in the field >>203618440based anon
>>203618575I said wtf because she took a similar degree and hasn’t worked in the field a day in her life either.
>>203618827dam she a fellow failure.its a very wierd degree you can bascily do what ever but nobody ever specificly asks for it.
>>203618512>(I already knew about your nefarious tastes in chocolate).If it were up to me, I would genocide mint chocolate and dark chocolate from the face of the Earth. It's like eating mud.>>203618827>I said wtf because she took a similar degree and hasn’t worked in the field a day in her life either.You are posting with your wife right now and you didn't even realise it.
>>203618921Not the same degree but similar, more companies and enterprise oriented.>>203619034>like eating mudMeanwhile, eating white choc feels like stuffing your mouth with literal oil (and barf tasting on at that).>she’s posting again*heavy breathing*
>play hoi4 alt history mod>russia starts SMO in ukraine in 2024>defeats the entirety of NATO within 3 years>basically owns everything east of germany nowI kneel before Russia.
Already home. When I was about leaving the bar I saw a tall girl with THICC amazing legs wearing a short skirt. After seeing her face, I realised she's a girl I used to come across sometimes in the gym. Magyarbro approved her when I described her months ago. My fucking god, she looked hotter tonight than when she wore the blue yoga pants at the gym. I'd rather fuck her than any random generic instathot with thousands of followers. Life is suffering.>>203618512>Estrella Galicia 1917Eu preciso de probarla (if it's the right way to say it in Portuguese).
>>203619443Banan man finally got his banans.>>203619568It’s >preciso de prová-la
>>203619614And now Portugal is embroiled in a civil war. I don't know who any of these politicians are, but sex with Paula Santos.>>203619568Why did you not flirt with her? Just because Med Boy Summer is over doesn't mean you can start slacking.
>>203619803>Why did you not flirt with her?Because I have gf, and if I didn't, I don't have enough game to get her and I only use the gym to do exercise. Maybe it would be possible in other setting, but who knows. The bad thing about being "engaged" is that you don't know how far your potential goes regarding getting girls.
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