hobbit hole edition
The poo.
>>203609826>>203609826>>203609826>>203609826
Well isn’t /brit/ a belly full of laughs tonight!
>>203609847Done
>>203609817Just like in the books
>>203609817PENG
he's actually seething that everyone is telling him to kill himself lmao
>>203611787>>203611787>>203611787>>203611787>>203611787
Seen porn of a man pissing in his gf's arse hole then she sharts it outGuess it's time to log off the internet for the day
Drank a Tesco pider last night. Just the one. Woke up feeling like a dogs arse after a night in the slums of mumbai. Alcohol is poision we drink to give ourselves confidence.
>>203611812kill yourself
china’s up to no good lads
>>203611831yes you should kill yourself 190
if a girl says her only hobby is baking this means she literally spends all of her free time brain rot scrolling through tiktoks right
>>203611813>*groans like a redditor* umm yuurp that's enough internet for today guys... I'm gonna go wash my eyes with BLEACH guys.... m'kay...?
>>203611841What do they actually do?
>exgf texts me out of the blue after several months>asks me generic how are you questions>stops responding after a few messages>repeat a few months laterWhat does she want? She's been doing this for years.Have a full conversation, send me a picture of your tits or fuck off. Might just block her.
hawk tuahspit on that thang
Telling a young man to kill himself because he winds you up? You ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
he's actually obsessed with 190 lmaoooonow i'm really curious now why he hates 190 so much. i've seen him have meltdowns and accuse people of being 190 before but didn't think much of it.
>>203611858no point coping now 190clogwog left and you add nothing to /brit/ but mindless spameither fuck off forever or if you're too attached then you're going to have to kill yourself
>>203611873fleets outside taiwan, preparing their army for war and the such, brics too i think
>>203609817for me, it's bilbo's breakfast feast
'Cause you're my twin flameYou're my twin flameAnd you got me so coldWhen you pull awayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ksu86psqPU
>>203611863it means she bakes a cake once every 4 months or so and you need to pretend it's not dry and unpleasant to eat
>>203611905belt, stool, neck get it done
>>203611911bore off spaki you tedious incel freak nobody thinks you're funny aside from laughing at you not with you lmao
How are you supposed to pronounce Moscow?Moss COWOr Moss CO
>>203611893she's keeping you in reserve - if her relationship fails and her other substitutes don't come through, expect a text offering sex and reconciliation
>>203611910K I L L Y O U R S E L F
>>203611911I'm not 190 I thought it was funny how he botted that poll as if anyone would believe there were 300+ posters on /brit/ at once that would vote in his gay poll lol
>>203611938moskva
Just ate a whole bag of Moams lads.Think I'm gonna shit meself desu.
>>203611917How are you holding up after what they did to liam
>>203611937mad how the whole thread fucking hates you but you think it's just spakiyou're a deluded clown that need to off himself ASAP
>>203611961fucking love moam me
>>203611961based fresh fruit flavour chew enjoyer. I'm stuffing my face with tea cakes today
>>203611961Moamslad, you've only posted twice and you're already my favourite gimmick of 2024
>>203611942hate that this is good advice and you have to watch everything you say at work recently was corrected for calling a problem difficult instead of challenging
>>203611938mossball
Reminder that spaedo got his trip banned for posting cp
>>203611964who? x
>>203611942
>>203612038another 190 lie with no proofkys
>>203611988lol go on spaki tell us why you hate 190 so much. did he send you flying loads of times and you're still seething over it?
>>203611961kek sometimes I’ll do the same, love pigging out on sweeties haha x
>>203609817genuinely curious what Tolkien would think of this, I suspect he might like it a little but overall hate it
>>203612062mad how you think anybody who hates you spamming your inane AI drivel in /brit/ for 16 hours a day is spakihe lives in your head rent freeevery single poster ITT right now hates your fucking guts and wants you to kill yourself
>>203611951Bizarre mindset. Who gets back with their ex for a serious relationship after they've broken up and dated other guys since then? Is this a cuck fetish thing?
just filtered "190"
listening to some strange nigger rap
>>203612074Just a silly bit of fun init?
Skinny men with giga obese girlfriends
>>203612109post it
>>203612086string yourself up with a belt until your neck snaps and you die you utter freak
you're my twin flaaaaaaameyou're me twiiiin flaaaaaaaaaaaa aaa aaameand you got me so coldwhen you pull away :(
>>203612094you're having an actual meltdown lmfaooooooooooooo 190 lives in your head rent free
>>203612038bet it was boys because he's a such a limp-wrist poofter
>>203612118https://youtu.be/rmhh1IGwYKQ?si=r12KjpW0yJ3tjs1yfeet of clay was rough, but i liked it
>>203612019toil taught me the lesson that perception is reality. you can work like a fucking lunatic, do the best job you can, have a reasonable excuse for all of your short-comings or challenges, but if you don't make that clear or communicate that to the right people then people will just assume you're a lazy, incompetent shit - regardless of whether that's the truth or not.
>>203612144I'm not going to stop until you kill yourself
>>203612145do itI want you to diekill yourself right now
>>203612161>perception is realitylearnt this far too late in life, me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvgOhYwUbts
>>203612161VIP (very insightful post)gets really complicated when you try go above and beyond for one reason or another
>>203612215I want to see the life drain out of your eyes 190
>>203612117
>>203612099Given how little bargaining power men have on the dating market - after a breakup some men go YEARS without falling into a relationship, and thus this strategy works often enough for some women to do it. desperate men, society is built on the backs of desperate men.
I'm 23 years old and I've never had sex
>>203612253K I L L Y O U R S E L F
>>203612053It's giving cringe
>>203612269why not
>>203612211kek
The seething levels are getting very dangerous now. Maybe some of us should take a step back from the computer?
Milking the cocks
>>203612304take a step back and straight onto the noose
>>203612113He hated Disney for stuff like this
>>203611951TruthBeen there, done that. Delete her anon
>>203612309bit rude to not offer to milk mine since you're at itfeel snubbed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjfpNOwMpeM
how do deanos buy deanoboxes early in their lives? even if they have a trade.
>>203609817would fucking obliterate bilbo's breakfast feast
>>203612306>Thinks back>I was literally 31Well shit, there you go
>>203612380Deano is an estate agent earning median salary. That combined with Stacey's Team Leader role at the call centre is enough to get a mortgage
>>203612253No, you’re… EMMETT! COME TO BRING HAVOC HERE AFTER WE BULLIED YOU SO MUCH! Oh Emmett you sly dog
Working full time is fucking awful. It's way too much work and it just feels like your entire life is all toil, there's hardly any space for you to relax and pursue any interests.
>>20361230629 and not even close to buying a house
>>203612414kill yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UHfuhYTdwoOff t' FUCKIN shops
>>203612424lol poor
>>203612306Kek I'm 34 and just bought one
>>203612416oh really? never knew that. I, and every other toiler, doomposts about it for a laugh when actually we're having a fucking blast
>>203612380Deposit from mum, 95% LTV
>>203612449yep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRbfFDB8I0g
>>203612416trade i’m pursuing works 06:45-16:00, and leaving earlier is normal doesn’t seem too bad tbqh
>>203612380Deano and his bird have a combined income of £50k which is enough for a terrible mortgage deal that they didn't think twice about
>>203612416what's worse is getting up early in the morningseven 8 is too fucking early. my natural wake up time is 9 am minimum.
>>203612450How do you do fellow average person NPC
>>203612359>>203612481avatarsignature
need to shag ladsfor the first time in years I've gone a month without shagging
I'm praying that the housing market collapses to disastrous levels and I can buy a 3 bedroomed house for £50k
>>203612501shut up nigga
>>203612507must be an absolute nightmarenone of us shaggers in here would know anything about that
I did one of those DNA test things years ago and apparently my ancestry is entirely Germanic.And yet I always get called Mohammad on /int/ for criticism Israel. Bizarre.
>>203612510just build one in runescape
>>203612510that'll never happen, we've built fuck all whilst adding 10 million chaps to the populationthe only way is up up up
>>203612529fuck off spaki
>>203612510Market collapsing is only good for the already wealthy, corporations and cash buyers. They buy up housing for "cheap", less housing for everyone else, you continue to rent while house orices go up even more.House prices need to stay stagnant while wages wise. It's the only way to fix it.
Weren't our jobs supposed to enable us to buy a house and start a family? What happened to that?
>>203612563I have £50k that's why I said itI want to buy a house with cash
(8) this one's for all my mean girls (8)
well, that was a fucking LIE
>>203612529Many Germanic countries throughout history were not fond of Jews, such as Medieval England, Germany, Sweden, Austria, and Russia.
>>203612569>>203612594kill yourself immediately you mentally ill freak
what's with all mongs making little spelling errors the past couple months?is it just a side effect of the increase of phone posters? or is it because of foreign disinfo agents who can't speak English correctly?
>>203612569>>203612594kill yourself
>>203612553VPN off Spaki.
Mental how Palestinians are what every UK man dreams ofA warrior fighting against the Jews in battle of total survival for his race
>Literally me: Ryan Gosling, Ghost from call of duty>Not literally me: Patrick Bateman, the guy from no country for old menThey're evil people. I'm not an evil person. I don't want to be an evil person. I'm just a good guy having a rough time at the minute.
>>203612577horrible little anti-semite
>>203612583Market crashing won't make a house 50k
>>203612602it's just 190 he's a fucking retard
>>203612602internet is mostly thirdies now
>>203612636Shut up Moishe
>>203612628maybe a nuclear war then
>>203612577Mad how of all people the ones that have a culture of having a shack innawoods you go to on holidays are Russians and New Zealanders
>>203612591Russia is Slavic.
YELPING>>203607039
>>203612645why'd you reply to yourself tho ahahah
>>203612602if it's followed by a bunch of reposts with an image macro it's 190
>>203612675corrr
>>203612645KILL YOURSELF 190
>>203612602I temporarily have to phonepost and can't type for shit on phones so I've been making loads of mistakesFor Diego it's one of his whole gimmicks that he can't spell and he posts an awful lot
>>203612673Ethnic Russians are a mixture of Finnic, Baltic, Slavic, and Nordic.
Lads, forgot to fucking ask you somethingand it's a very important questionCans?Didn't have them yesterdayWill make up for that with the BIG cansAnd maybe stick on a movie or two, or 10 episodes of the simpsons
>>203612601Haha calm down Brick
>>203612702what happened spaki did you run out of image generator tokens lmao
Never understood the "Timmy" meme considering "Timmy" literally killed the goon that called him that lmao
(8) sometimes when i go home it doesnt feel like home (8)
who is cod from ghost?
Is fallout 4 worth playing or no?Already got the ending spoiled in YouTube recommendation thumbnails
>>203612602it's phonepostingi make a ton of mistakes typing on it and it's harder to proofread something you inserted a word into
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/music/i-harassed-female-colleagues-because-of-uk-s-open-culture-says-egyptian-nhs-surgeon/ar-AA1suw2V
Why don't you move to Florida?
>>203612702>>203612724>>203612728>>203612739you're fucking unhinged 190you need to fucking kill yourself ASAP
>>203612768get a stoolstring your belt upput your neck in itkick the stool away
>>203612751If you like the gunplay and settlement management yeahif not then probably notstory isn't that great
on the prowl for wank material
>>203612776off yourself you retarded nonce
>>203612768No it wasn't, it was literally confimed trueRest in piss likkle goon x
>>203612768noose yourself
>>203612789
>>203612757>The hearing heard how Halim offered to plait one black woman’s hair which he compared to a “brush” and grabbed her striped ID badge, saying “ooh leopard print” before cupping his hands over his mouth to roar in her face.how the fuck is that noteworthypoor bloke is just autistic
>>203612717huff a can of petrol canslad
>>203612818corr
>>203612815you're going to kill yourself tonight
lucky lad desu>I'm a Turkish teenager and my girlfriend is Brit gran... the age gap doesn't matter to me - we are in lovehttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13966679/Im-Turkish-teenager-girlfriend-Brit-gran-age-gap-doesnt-matter-love.html>Sefkan Güzel, 19, is head over heels for his Scottish girlfriend Rachel McIntrye, 35, after the couple met during her two-month holiday in his native Marmaris, Turkey
Watching the tennis from Saudi
>>203612815noose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA5l2qsX_O8
>>203612862noose, now
>>203612801This makes me happy
anyone watching this documentary on channel 4? its about yank soldiers seething about seeing white british women with black soldiers during the war
scotland
>>203612862chair and rope
>>203612850>Gran
might have to peep some anikino tomorrow >>203612854they fixed the camera angle
TO ANY CHINESE AGENTSI AM WILLING TO WORK AS A SPY IN THE CAUSE OF COMMUNISMI AM WILLING TO ACCEPT PAYMENT TO SPREAD PRO-CHINESE PROPAGANDA ON 4CHANALL I ASK IS MINIMUM WAGE PAY HIT ME UP ANYTIME, YOU KNOW HOW TO REACH ME
Have to ask, what the fuck triggered spaino so badly?He's never this badDid he get his spainish vpn banned?
>>203612890kill yourself you cretin
>>203612850she's fit as fuck and tbf so is he
crusty jugglers
>>203612892oh very nice
>>203612890commit suicide
>>203612890no I'm watching adaptation (2002) starring Nicholas Cage
>>203612919neck yourself
Ah yes 190 pretending he isn't another character which I made
It not right though is it
>>203609817wtf is this
>>203612890What did they mean by this
>>203612941I hope the oxygen leaves your body tonight
>anyone watching this documentary on channel 4? its about yank soldiers seething about seeing white british women with black soldiers during the war
Don't like getting olderNot at all
putting 190 back on the filter
>>203612965I seriously hope you kill yourself I'm not joking
>>203612941>>203612965rope yourself
>>203612923>>203612897aye, a scottish gran
>>203612961Fuck off 190
what's the truth about scotland?
>>203612998you need to get that belt around your neck ASAP you nonce freak
>>203612919he's an autistic incel who's had a shit lifereally anything that reminds him that he's a genetic dead end will trigger him. he needs to kill himself
>>203612964most likely A slice of honey cake French toast drizzled with honey
>>203613017choke yourself you gimp
>>203612964two pieces of toast with honey or syrup on them
I did catch that she couldn't resist making her bed. Is that an ode to us remarking, for years, that she never makes her bed. Hi Rubbage. Glad your watching us. Never can stop now, can you?Takeaways:1. Talks way too fast.2. Another very staged video.3. Another sponsored video.4. Takes cold showers. Nice. I honestly don't think how I could ever have lived on without knowing this tidbit of information.5. Her outfit is cleverly chosen the night before. Ya could have fooled me, girl!6. Toothpaste spit all over the book she apparently reads when brushing her teeth. Of course, by the time she picks up said book, finds the page, sets up camera, she could be done brushing her teeth. But she is an Oxford alumni and that must make her spaashel.7. Hair brush missing. Hers keeps running off. Of course it does, idiot! Everyone wants to get as far away from you as possible!8. Still chewing her water.9. Messy house, messy kitchen. These people are absolute slobs.10. Still not sure why she is always so cold. Don't people in England heat their homes?11. "I do want my brain to be working..." Sorry, just never going to happen for you, Rugby. Dream on....12. In spite of her supposed love for autumn, she is already pulling out Christmas decorations. No wonder she gets burnout before Christmas comes around.13. Throws leaves in air. Dog completely uninterested. She tries again. Dog looks at her, wondering where she parked her brain.14. Ah, her planner, that she supposedly uses everyday. Even though it is empty and in perfect condition. One thing we have all learned, a long time ago, from watching her, is that nothing stays in good shape beyond 12 hours in her hands. That is just one of the multitude of planners that isn't selling.The entire vlog is utterly pointless. Not cute, not funny, not amusing, not inspirational, not new. Most boring human on earth. Let me know if she ever matures or something actually interesting happens with her. I'm so sick of her content.
The Gulf States unironically look comfy af
>that's when private timmy brought home bucked tooth south east asian wife lmao
>>203612967>>203612920>>203612947its about segregation during the war and how different attitudes were between here and america
women are altogether the better sex, but they must be fuming that they can't wee anywhere near as well as menlike human males must be the most perfectly built pissing machines on this planet
>>203613021K I L L Y O U R S E L F
>>203613009corrrrrrrrrrr chebs
>Rugby
>>203612890You're missing the context that Americans tried to force their segregation onto the British while in Britain
>>203613044>>203613052you need to put a fucking belt around your neck and swing you fucking paedophile
>>203613038Peng as
>>203613056>women are altogether the better sexin what way?
>>203613084neck yourself
>>203613077
>>203613099kill yourself
>>203613048First I saw this of this and I felt quite disturbed by it, underlying theme of love. Mothers love, sacrificial love, love for God. Drawn by the secular world's devil
>>203613056Jerboas and similar desert hopping mice barely ever need to piss at allThere's probably some creatures that just don't
>Shanners is doing the EFL highlights nowBased
>>203613109do it you fucking noncenobody will miss you
>>203613114
need to shag the station 22 news girl
>>203613081well men are fucking rotters
Spainpaki punching his walls and foaming at the mouth for HOURS at the mere mention of 190 earlier in the eveningWhat a bizarre little incel freak lmao
I value Slavic and Levantine immigrants
How would you react if you found a machine gun at the coast of Dover and saw a migrant ship approaching?
>>203613133>>203613146noose, now
>>203613159I can't say for legal reasons
>>203613142if that's true, why do women keep sucking their cocks then?bet your mum ate a few as well
New poster here. First day. Name's Ross.
>>203613161what are you on about
>>203613066At least Huw had a proper arse
>>203613159How's the weather down in Cheltenham?
>>203613201I'm on about you killing yourself tonight
>>203613170might wank to guys in dresses today if you keep posting them
>>203613161190 is boiling your piss and he hasn't been seen here for years lmaooo
>>203613138read somewhere that 7/10 girls actually get the most attention from guysyour picture just made me think of that - very comely but not conventionally attractive
>>203613223who are you
>>203613215Black like Britain's future
How are we holding up this Saturday night then boys?
>>203613229kill yourself you fucking sick nonce
>>203613195God I wish I was a generic (white) American
>>203613138She cute
just changed my seating position
>>203613226i'll be honest mate i couldn't care less what you do with your peniskeep it to yourself next time yeah
>>203613242>>203613243off yourself you freak
>>203613248gonna watch Threads tonight and remind myself it could be worse
Skyping the American gf soon got any good memes to send?
>>203613279K I L L Y O U R S E L F
>>203613253your mother prays every night that you'll die in your sleep, spainpakinobody loves you
Denise Welch and Kacey Ainsworth get expert tuition from celebrity hairdresser Nicky Clarke in preparation for the upcoming national tour of Steel Magnolias at Nicky Clarke's Mayfair Salon in London, England (2012)
>>203613255Were*Hypothetical (a wish). Requires the subjunctive mood
>>203613279absolute chad
>>203613301Wrong
>>203613170>>203613197CWLTSHC
>>203613273>>203613295You're a sad, sad, I repeat sad little man. Sad!
>>203613291
>>203613296not one single person would miss you because you have zero family or friendsyou spam /brit/ 16 hours a day with AI cuck imagesyou would be freeing yourself from your own personal hell if you just offed yourself right now
>>203613286very grim film thatits great, but unbelievably depressing
>>203613279>27 year old womanborderline barren
Off to the cans shop, ladsLet me know if you want anythingWon't be going to the chip shop. Making them at home tonight.
>>203613318do itI won's stop until you're in a coffin
>>203613311Don't contradict me "mate"
terrible news, I'm out of beer
>>203613333half a bottle of whiskey nothing fancy
>>203613340Who do you think I am?
Do I need to go to Antarctica and post from there to get a (You)?
>>203613357I'm not your mate, pal
>>203613365I think you're a man who is about to have a belt wrapped around his neck
>threads world>bada post-war world would be better than anything we could possibly haveBillions
>>203613382kill yourself you utter noncecase
>>203613379Listen pal. You need to back off before gregg gets nasty
>>203613197she needs to shave her willy
>>203613404dancer looks like a tranny
>>203613375I'm not your "pal", buddy
>>203613404you need to back off onto a stool and get your neck in that noose
need to start doing pushups
>>203613326aye I've heard good things
>>203613421Suck a fart.
>>203613434kill yourself, unironically
>>203613415are you bent?
Oversimplified 2nd Punic War part 1
>>203613323bizarre that you think 190 is doing that when it's obviously and confirmed to be spaki
>>203613248Not very comfy. This is NOT the comfy /brit/ I know and love.
>>203613441Get a grip
>>203613460do it
>>203613321Itachi can't use the rasengan
>>203613466hopefully that belt will be gripping your neck shortly
>>203613468kill yourself spaki
>>203613486you first paedo
>>203613484Why don't you like Gregg Wallace of MasterChef fame?
>>203611787>>203611787>>203611787
>>203613500>>203613500>>203613500
>>203613434He’s got a funny face hasn’t he
>>203613498string yourself up
