Bolton Castle edition
>posted on social mediagee i wonder how people know about it
>Star Trek premiered on American TV in 1966, but didn't premiere on UK TV (ITV) until 1981that's madnessso Star Trek films reached Britain before the show did?Insanity
>>203619567didn't know bolton has a castle
>>203619567
its that me espresso
mad how peng gay porn poo
>>203619634do they ever come and see what humans are up to like landlubber dogs and foxesi hear niggardly otter gangs have been a major menace to incel runners over there of late
I didn't know reddit lore was so well known because if so, I would have known about it since I am a mod of 2 subs, have 178,000 comments and have given many awards.
>>203619666i dont get it
>>203619640not true though is it
preferred mousenonce over this spam ngl
>>203619703he paid $20 to spam this too
what a sad cunt
>>203619725what ever do you mean la?
>>203619731he keeps getting his passes banned for spamming and has to buy new ones
>>203619725genuinely pathetic
>>203619731oh wait, yeah, the 4cuck pass
Truly insane to think that buying a 'cuck pass essentially gives you immunity to bans
>>203619672the closest they get to you is about 150cm but im keeping an eye on the small river beside the railway track just in case there are any loose crocodiles watching me
>>203619567I've been to that castle. I've wandered around the herb garden and the maze out the back. They do a nice lemon drizzle cake at the cafe.
idk what to watch
>>203619789I'm glad we killed everything in britain. although they've reintroduced wild boar and there is bizon now. they're trying to get wolves
more up timmy's street
the face of the freak spamming the thread
>>203619833no it isnt
>>203619833he got dumped by a white girl (the mother of his child)
>>203619833dios mio es la chupacabra
Daily reminder that 90% of women are absolutely terrified of all men
you actually can't just keep posting early news and you're going to get in a lot of trouble
>>203619846yes it ishe's seething because his girlfriend (the mother of his child) left him for a white man
>>203619817we havent killed all the otters yet one bit through my finger when i was a babyfunny things though arent they
>>203619833why do you think it was zo3y or whatever that mutt's name was exactly
cheeky early new>>203619616>>203619616>>203619616
>>203619871which poster is it? belgium or heatherpaedo? also how do you know that?
>>203619878She's going to take it all out on husband Timmy lmao
>>203619883just based on information he gave about himself when he used to use a namehe had a baby with a white girl and then she left him for a white guy and he used to seethe about it all the time and he now hates white people
Wanted an early night yet here we are. Haven't even done anything this evening other than a small bit of university work earlier.
>>203619895it's zo3yhttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/username/zo3y/
>>203619798Corrr I can imagine the cake is lush
I don't believe anyone could fit their penis in an m&m tube. That's slightly thicker than a finger.I believe somebody has once again lied on the internet.
having a watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv6xbeVozhU&list=PL36A1D54302548127
>>203619927Do you mean a Smarties tube? M&Ms always came in plastic bag packaging.
>>203619945is this man sexy or why should I watch this
Please don't be transphobic :(
5 /brit/ threads on the go filled with spam and the janny doesn't bat an eye.Post one single tit and you're done for though.
>>203619954YOU'VE NEVER SEEN MINI M AND M IN THE PLASTIC TUBE YOU BITCH?
what are this odds that this cunt's melties are the sole reason this place has to be watched by ghcq
watching boratmy wife! :)
>>203619954Fuck off you mong
>>203619907>>203619974yeah i dont really buy it, think this is spaki deflecting from himselfi remember him posting and he seemed above the racebait bullshit despite being literally mixed
Generativ4 AI has been nothing but a curse on the internet and will lead to its death
Phew.
>>203619995he hates white peoplejust read through thishttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/white/username/zo3y/
>>203619960i won't be as long as you go back in the closet
>>203619999Nice get
>>203620014Wait did this actually turn out to be all Spaino
Mad how all these "thread personalities" post the exact same inane shit and use the words "peng" and "neek" every other post innit
Reckon he's got a bot that he sets up to post all these, sometimes he'll just throw in a new one occasionally but it's all bots. Follows the exact same schedule each time.
>>203620048no zo3y is this ugly mutt freak >>203619833he hates white people because they are more attractive than him and his girlfriend left him for one
>>203620014>handful of posts from 2022 and then 2020yeah nah shut up he isn't here anymore
>>203619817here they've also been giving permission to people to kill any big crocodiles on sight >>203619878i still have no idea how you could get attacked by otters. theyre pretty slow. I reckon she approached them
>>203620075of course it is
>>203620089Doesn't take much to do desu, could easily set up a bot and do the opposite, this mong doesn't seem to know he doesn't need a pass to bypass captchas anymore ALBEIT
>>203619945What was the actual point of this trialThere was zero chance a fucking senior SS officer was going to be found anything but guilty and sentenced to hanging in Israel
>>203619960I fucking hate hyperpop
it's over britain is FINISHED
look at this freak
>>203620142so who is he
bro is really trying to blame his spam on a namefag who hasn't been here for years hang yourself already
>>203619567>Found out I am more muscular than most Brits and Germans Is this really that hard of a achievement
time to buy another pass
>>203620129Unironically my village is the same except swap the phone shops with kebab shops
there's 5 brit threads up. epic
>>203620086do you see less scary big lizzers tooget down from there rorke!!
hideously drunk
>>203620161posted in /brit/ for years about how much he hates white people and is now spamming all his fantasies
>>203620213HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>203620214What sort of dog is this
>>203620221stop replying to yourselfstop spending taxpayer money for 4chan passes subhuman
>>203620129Not really the town centre but there's a main road near me that's in the process of being gentrified so its a weird mix of charity shops, fancy cafes, bookies and pop up craft ale bars
>>203620221is he a namefag or a certain foreign flag
>>203620250an indog haha
>>203620221So that guy is the Belgcuck?
>>203620267he uses a bunch of VPNs
*vomits all over the thread*
>>203620276yes
>>203620142Lando Norris has fallen on hard times
>>203620284What a fucking freak
>>203620075it's all bots, all of it. all the different varieties of idiotic spam all come on at the same time, not even remotely trying to pretend not to be the same person
Blud just invented the caravan
>>203620214yh especially during the long summer. they walk down the street like lost creatures
>>203620321Well I will say I'm partial to perpetuating gimmicks I find funny so I reckon some of it is natural
*licks up all the vomit from the thread whilst masturbating furiously*
HelloI am back from a 3-day ban for posting an article about Australian aid to Ukraine as the OPI am reformed
Residents of Bridgend county borough have reacted to new plans to potentially develop a site with four micro modular nuclear power plants in the area. The £300 million project being put forward by US based company Last Energy is earmarked for the site of the former coal-powered Llynfi Power Station in Bridgend which was closed in 1977.It is a proposal that is currently designated as a development of national significance by the Welsh Government and as such will be decided on by ministers over the coming months. If approved, it could see the creation of a nuclear facility with the first plant becoming operational by 2027, in a project that is said to be able to generate the equivalent annual power needs of 244,000 UK homes per year.The new plants are also expected to create over 100 jobs in the area if given the go-ahead, along with potentially generating an estimated £30 million worth of economic impact. However after the announcement, responses to the early proposals for the facility were mixed in the borough of Bridgend with many residents, particularly those in the Llynfi valley area, still unsure about the idea.Joanne Davies owns a local pizza restaurant on the high street in Maesteg and said: "I think the plan is something that would concern a lot of people in places like Maesteg because it's just such an unknown thing. I don't think they would be happy with the potential for health risks or any accidents at the site and there will be a lot of scepticism about it."Tracy Thomas works in a café in Maesteg and said she also thinks local people would be wary. She added: "I wouldn't think it would be any good for the Llynfi valley to be honest because it's nuclear and I don't think that's any good. I don't think it will work up here, and I don't think it will go through as a lot of people would protest it.">we don't do cash>we don't do nuclearThanks Tracybusinesses forced to close due to energy bills yet low iq female business owners are against it
bro what the fuck is she talking about...
you having a laugh?is he having a laugh?
showering every day is purely performative. you're a poseur if you do it.shower once every two weeks whether I need it or not.
>>203620364was just saying this down the pub
>>203620364I rate the prospect of these new micro modular reactors tbqh
>>203620383can smell you from a hemisphere away
what European city should I go to solo lads, the so called gf just dumped me, got money to spaff, where to?
>>203620364Rorkette on a mad one
>>203620400Kyiv
>>203620400London
>>203620400constantinople
>>203620400Bradford
>>203620400dubs gets to decide I say dundee
>>203620400vienna
>>203620397Imagine how bad it is for us lot.
>>203620369She's baiting you. Lots of women have started doing this shit on dating apps where they deliberately bait men into "mansplaining" basic shit to them. It's their filter and anyone who falls for it is an ick and will be ignored. Same with the women who say "why don't we print more money" on their profiles.
>>203620400to a trip around Sardinia mate best part of Italyshagged a girl with an amazing bum while I was there too you might get lucky ;)
Just found out zoeys half IrishIs it all some bizarre identity crisis he subjects everyone to
>>203620400China
Just remembered when I was sectioned for trying to neck myselfrah
>>203620460I think so
l wouldnt want to raise tensions
>>203620491How is your life going now
>>203620507Not bad, been sectioned a few more times since then, unrelated
>>203620491what method?
>>203620522Took a load of pills innit, easiest way to do it really
>>203619978He is GCHQ
>>203620400Went to Marseille in the summer for a cheeky holiday/mental breakdown.Not a lot to do there and there’s a fair few brown people but it’s a lovely city and was a nice place to just fuck off to and be left alone for a week. Food was delicious and they had a cool castle thing on a big hill
>>203620325>October 26, 2022>justright
>>203620086>I reckon she approached themshe was probably thinking she'd catch one and take it home to eat
>>203620532clearly not palwhat did you take?
why is everyone having girlfriends and getting dumped and having breakdowns
>>203620550Poo capsules
anyone get really anxious when they realise they know nothing. i know nothing about world history, literature, poems, etc. all i do is post on 4chan all day.
>>203620558moon is in Taurus mate
Just waiting for a mate
Finished watching Blair witch, here's my final analysis>stupid bitch constantly has the camera and light on instead of trying not to die and has a serious lack of urgency about the situation>short hair guy is a total cunt. trying not to be hunted down while periodically screaming as loud as possible out of frustration>most of the transcript reads 'come on lets go'>very little actual going anywhere>despite all this the premise is good and the scary bits are quite scary
corr love doing absolutely reeking farts
>>203620550Load of ibuprofenFound out after it's pretty easy to treat if someone catches you in the act ffs>>203620564This can be done
never been to italy, never been to southern francewhat are those places like? look nice and sunny in photos but i get 'rich people on yacht' vibes from them
>>203620585>stupid bitch constantly has the camera and light on instead of trying not to die and has a serious lack of urgency about the situationthis is exactly how a woman would react in this situation lad they're hopeless
>>203620558My mental breakdown was not woman related
when are they going to drop the 'anatomically modern humans came from subsaharan africa' thing since there's no evidence for it.
dont get this drunk very often
>>203620592>More severe overdoses can result in central nervous system depression, seizure, and comalovely
>>203620325nigga's repeating the history of gypsies
>>203620568ktim
>>203620619Yeah imagine shitting your guts out while you're in a coma. Mental
lads, I've... I've taken something*faints*
Me? Absolutely amazing in a stressful situations l really shine
>>203620617where do you think they came from?
>>203620598don't understand how you can live in Europe and not just have been all over ittakes me 30 hours to get there and I've been to Italy 4 times and France twice
>>203620638Well I'm not an expert, but if I was forced to guess I would say North Africa.
>>203620414went pre-war, was great, probs less fun and much more spenny now>>203620419live ere ya mad cunt>>203620425Went when I was a kid, beyond the food and the river not sure there's much going on. Getting more muzzy (i.e. less fun) too>>203620427joker>>203620433rah dubs, what's good about Vienna? Went as a teen, was mid. >>203620441get in my lad. Wop girls go crazy it's true.>>203620464not Europe sweaty>>203620539pretty good suggestion, a lot of people seem to be going marseille lately
>>203620575love these lil niggas like you wouldn't believe
dadberg used to take me to pubs when i was little and he and his mates all used to smoke inside around the table, wish you could still do that
>>203620652I've been to france once and to spain once. That's it
>>203620675one of woke's proudest victories banning smoking
Might do myself in, then again I might just get the bird to boot my bollocks into my stomach
Not a fan of this.
I was in McD and some teenage girl took out a phone, held it to her ear but didn't say anything. I think she was pretending not to record.What are your thoughts on this? It was not directly aimed at me.
>>203620689it was based
daddy limmy is gone to bed :(
>>203620698what was she wearing?
>>203620698gangstalker
>>203620698What's the point asking anyone here for thoughts?Most people here are nonces and will tell you to shag her or ask if she was fit
both my parents have always smoked, i have on and off, i've quit like 6 times
I'm a stronger woman now, than I was back then.
>>203620698Prove you're in Denmark
>>203620542when i was a teen i used to catch these and grill them. they are tastier than chicken too
>>203620697i think it's cool
>>203620734kys
>>203620740Why not keep one as a pet? They look cute.
>>203620652I have a job. Don’t really fancy spending my week off flying to a random European city that looks and acts exactly like every other European city.Berlin, Paris, Vienna, Stockholm, Warsaw, Amsterdam. It’s just London with different flavour crisps in the supermarket.Why do you think we all just go to the hottest beach we can find in Spain or Greece? It’s the only thing that’s actually different.
>>203620759FUCK YOU
>>203620734have you had sex? when you were a man or after you trooned out?
Had two weeks of annual leave but I'm back at toil on Tuesday on a 6:00 am to 16:00 pm shift not looking forward to it ESPECIALLY because people will ask what I got up to whilst I was off and I will have to lie.
>>203620796Don't kid yourself, nobody gives a fuck. They're just glad that the freak show is back on.
>>203620789I was sexually abused when I was 3 or 4. I have never had sex otherwise. And I was never a man. I have always been a woman.
>>203620759they are untameable
>>203620826got a willy though haven't you
>>203620826oh that makes sense
>>203620761scum
dead thread
>>203620826>I have always been a woman.Did the doctors write female on your birth certificate when you came out your mums lovely fanny?
>>203620826bet you wank over it still
>all over one weekendamazing
>>203620814A lot of people at work have a strange interest in me and always ask me questions or make excuses to talk to me. I've been told I'm funny.
need a succubus gf
>>203620826>I was sexually abusedwhat a coincidence
>>203620855Yes, because you pretend to be a woman despite being a 30+ year old man
one of our prime ministers once held the world record for drinking a yard of ale (11 seconds)perfectly encapsulates the spirit of this country if you ask me
>>203620852I can't really remember it TBF.
>>203620826>tranny was noncedNow there’s a surprise.
>>203620854leftypol's blind eye
>>203620876Not anymore
>>203620889hence why i used the word "once"
Me being sexually abused is very well established /Brit/ lore. How new are you to not have known this information?
>>203620826you escaped your male identity because you couldn't take the pain of being sexually abused
Wish I could roll Sacked Tranny into a ball and bicycle kick that spastic runt into the sun
brits are funny, I look up to you guys and laugh at all your jokes like how a kid looks up to his older cousins and laughs at all their jokes. i feel like that every time I lurk here
>>203620842It’s true though. Nobody’s going on holiday to Copenhagen or Brussels unless there is something specific there they want to see.90% of people going on holiday just want somewhere hot with cheap drinks and food.
Don't you wish there were places that were just quiet? I'd like to be able to get an (expensive) flight to Grenoble and find a few busy local restaurants serving French fare. Not a 20 quid easyjet shuttle to Grenoble that's home to a small army of brown people delivering 'kebabs' of uncertain cultural provenance on jerry-rigged e-bikes.>>203620675The smoking ban was the beginning of the end
>>203620854Get them jailed for life and bill the taxpayer
>>203620876https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hima6KCQ-yE
>>203620898excuse me for not going over every single one of your blogposts with a fine-toothed comb
>>203620854why are his eyes yellow?
>>203620903I know taekwondo so you would come off far worse mate.>>203620915Well it's important lore that you should be more aware of. We need a /Brit/ wiki or something.
>>203620913Brings a tear to the eye
>>203620896I see
ello chaps
>>203620517what's your mental health
>>203620898Do you ever get jealous of your fat sister for having an actual fanny while you sit in your bedroom sticking sharpies up your arse and getting poo on your fingers?
>>203620936Evening mate, how are you today? What's the latest from Jay Dyer?
>>203620666>Wopnot on mate
Tilde's life is so sad its hard to make fun of him but l manage>>203620957fuck off
>>203620962take the piss
>>203620956No and I don't do those disgusting things you said either. I don't really get jealous of people. I'm fairly content with myself all things considered.
>>203620957get cancer and die
>I know taekwondo so you would come off far worse mate.
>>203620928very black people have so much melanin that it turns the whites of their eyes yellow.
>>203620978So you’re a tranny who doesn’t even put stuff up their arse?What’s the fucking point in that then?
>>203620971>>203620983You shouldn't speak to people like that. You should treat them with courtesy and dignity. Just because we're not talking in person doesn't mean it's okay to threaten to kill me. It's not normal, healthy behaviour.
>>203620957Today me dad made pancakes. They were good.Jay Dyer was on Infowars with Alex Jones yesterday I think but I haven't watched it.
>click on youtube search box>get these resultswhat the fucking hell
>>203621000he's also homophobic somehow
Based filter fren still working tonight :)
>>203621003nobody is threatening to kill you illiterate retard
>>203620988I didn't know SHARP was from the USA
>>203621017He's talking about how he got nonced
you look lonely
>>203620988um but 2016mong said that zionists are based and right wing and friends with white people. wtf????
>>203621003you've been on 4chan too long to let any of these bother you
got an insanely fit girl coming over latershe said that doesn't mean sex but you know how it goes
>>203621017>stubs of the posts still visible You’re doing filtering wrong.
>>203621048This 2016mong sound based
>>203621064well how it goes? finish your story!!
>>203621061It doesn't bother me but it's still unnecessary and spiteful.
>>203621080>>>/r9k/britfeel
>>203621073how can he be based if he is lying to us
gimps who cry when you tell them they'll never be a woman no matter how much estrogen they take
>>203621080boo hoo nigga
was gonna have a gay wank but more drunk than high so might just go t'bed
Somehow gave off the image at work that I’m a competent, normal human that just likes to keep his work and private life separate. Just because I have a car, lift weights and can hold a conversation for 30 seconds without fucking it up.If they knew I just come home, browse 4chan, watch YouTube and then go to sleep listening to ASMR videos of women telling me I’m a good boy and they’re proud of me I’m done for.
>>203621134FONT
watch the shield
>>203621150already have the whole thing 3 times
>>203621150don't wanna
Hate my family so much
>>203621147Learn to mask better
>>203620988He should be arrested.
been watching more Smallville its actually pretty kino if you're not a lorefag
my new band is called poopfist
>>203621196shame so many of the lasses from that were involved in a literal sex cult
>>203621150Looks like an intro shot for a gay porn but the camera guy has accidentally walked in frame on the left
alri lads
cigarettes are the funeral pyres of fools
>>203621209Do you like Angerfist?
>>203621228eyyy who squashed rat pacino
>>203621150just playing a bit of Ready or Not right now actually
DUNK PACCINO?
say hello to my chocolate blend
wish it would hurry up and be wednesday when my cenno comes in, i need drugs
>>203621090Dont know. Guess im a contrarian who likes thinks yanks hate
>>203621274cor what drugs?
zoomer core vtuberhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puq8-vu3vf8
>>203621276I hope you are arrested.
>>203621283i'm thinking of getting my mitts on some modafinil to help me with my studies, i've already been on ADHD meds and they just make me all anxious and unable to sleepsome lyrica would go down a treat as well
what breakfasts do you lads like to eat?
>>203621316arse
>>203621295bizarre image
>>203621316Emma Watson’s poo and orange juice.
>>203621316bit of poo
*drops my pants and spins around in a circle in the middle of the thread*WAHEYYYYYY!!!!
>>203621316overnight oatsweetos that sort of thing
A lot of planets in Star Wars have only one ecosystem covering the whole planet, but Telos is different. It has forests, grasslands, and snowy tundras in the polar regions.
>>203621295haha yes ES
might go for a drunken incel walk round the estates
>>203621341You think this buffoonish behavior is appropriate here in /brit/? That acting the fool is all that's necessary to get a laugh and some attention?
>>203621343Forgot how much I like overnight oats
Coruscant is one big city except for a lake. You don't see the lake in the movies but there is a lake on Coruscant.
why don't you just keep a bird inside a cage for your own entertainment and perverse sadistic pleasure? that's not horrible evil vile scum shit at all! teehee!
>>203621367why was it the capital?
actually l might stay inside and not go for a walk
>>203621367Why dont they suck the lake dry so they can build more wogboxes
>>203621367They filmed the coruscant scenes in Andor at the Barbican
>>203621353i prefer incel sleep these days
>>203621371My babysitters while growing up had a parrot and it was very sad. Don't understand keeping a bird in a cage, he didn't even get to be upstairs they just kept him in the basement. Think he was already like 30 years old when I was there fucks sake
incel walk would be scary and cold
>>203621375It was close to the center of the galaxy and also it was a giant city. Also it was believed that humans in the Star Wars galaxy originated on Coruscant and humans were the most numerous of all sentient species in the galaxy.
>>203621394Was gonna watch andorApparently has some good filming locations liek that
>>203621345big cat
>>203621406you are supposed to be the danger
>>203621412What did they eat?
>>203621405it's awful :(people who do it have no feelings for others, they only care about themselves
homer should have left marge for mindy
>>203621419ye is gooddiego lunaI'd shag him
>>203619616
>>203621419Heard it was the only goood thing in years Liked baby yeed myself the first season at least
>have some heinz chicken and tomato soups in the pantry that hasn't been touched since last winter>feeling CHILLY so thought I'd make myself one with buttered bread>read the side of it>jam-fucking-packed full of sugarwtf ladsI'm on a bit of a fitness thing now and that's scared me right offI thought soup was good for youdeary me
>>203621507love soups me. yum yum
