>>203625205I wonder if it's embarrassing getting a tattoo between your tits
yt women mog ethnics
>>203625205Happy (early) Halloween /cum/!
>>203625264what is she supposed to be
>>203625264Fuck you Matt
I wouldn't be surprised if Neil Degrasse Tyson is a Diddy accomplice.
>>203625268Comic book accurate suit.
In the episode of King of the Hill where Hank goes to New Orleans there's a moment where he's pointing like the point soyjaks.
>>203625264Elizabeth Olsen is pretty hot!
>>203625333motherfucker didnt even take off his coat when he threw the ball
what happens in usa that all the pochos become some kind of schizo like this name fag?>>203622832
sleep is important
>>203625251it's probably a discount if anything
>>203625397Rape. I was molested.
dont want to go to sleep but too tired to stay up
>>203625411it's your fault for wearing such clothes.
>going to bed at 10:30
fixing to masturbate my penis
>>203625436Kys taconigger
hate americans. simple as
>>203625440that was a joke, were you really raped?
>>203625205i want mexican girl
>>203625447wtf why???
>>203625447I particularly hate mexicans, especially I wish the death of the country.
>>203625456I want russian girl
>>203625468doesn't russia have a big aids problem? i don't think it would be a good idea to fuck one of those.
>>203625205Shit OP
The Anglo and the mestizo are brothers.
Ah yes the 26th halloween where I never get to do what I wanted. Only 9 left to go!
>>203625481I agree, it's a mexican who doesn't know how to speak english that makes threads with images of whore, for some strange reason he always spams those images.
>>203625457you too shallow / fake
>>203625481yeah use this for the next
>>203625447Love Americans, hate what America has become.
>>203625505skibidi lesbians????
>>203625505why does this exist
>>203625464you're free to go, José
costco diplomacy isn't working, i guess
>>203625517>Kling AISome degenerate wanted it to exist.
>>203625505Horrors beyond comprehension.
>>203625517Im more surprised it took an ai to make something like that
love 'zalove gay pornlove beerhate canadianshate janniessimple as
>>203625517strange question
>>203625504thats fair
>>203625456Imagine being surrounded by Russian Queens and wanting a goblina
>>203625504>the only real country is mexico where people kill for 20usd but it's the cia's fault.
>>203625537Australia is basically a country composed entirely of American rednecks, only even more redneck-y.
>>203625537>hate canadiansSame
>>203625546stop replying to my posts. You behave like a woman / tranny
>>203625547>AustraliaIt's being flooded with Chinese, Indians, and Brits.
>>203625537if you hate us why are you in general that implicitly involves us?
>alec baldwin is backGrim
australian boys or canadian boys... don't know which are cuter... >_<
>>203625569non-NA accents are too pompous to be cute
>>203625554>woman / trannyyour leader's favorites
Alec Baldwin is BLACK!!!?!!!!!
>>203625581Well he did shoot someone
>>203625579that image is fake. Why are you so mad, girl ?
i've seen at least 1 tranny every month so far this year. i was lucky to see even 1 every year. what the hell happened?
I have a fetish for fairies, I want to fuck the fairy from metaphor
>>203625631>TinkerbellStuckInTheLock.webm
203625631
>>203625618I saw one and my dad who is a libtard commented on it. Very odd
>>203625618I have seen a grand total of 3 trannies in my entire life. I'm starting to think they only exist on internet.
Limited-Access Collector Road Subcommittee meeting today
>>203625646what was the nature of this comment?
Sam's club came here first, long before Costco.
>>203625641he was opening a dialogue, of course nobody asked
>>203625675I'll open your sister's dialogue, IYKWIM
>>203625667Very dismissive and talk about how xhe was not passing tbf it was like 8 feet tall
>>203625618mexico's capital city is full of trans
>>203625704>.<
i dont know what you mean
>>203625719do you look like that
do girls like nihilists
>>203625735maybe
>>203625738only if you look good, like everything else.
>>203625738i don't think anyone likes nihilists they're a drag to be around
Do you think that shooter realizes there are memes about him?
>>203625745is the chud character based off a real person
I wanna marry this woman.
>>203625761she's way out of your league
>>203625759why do you ask? do you feel personally attacked?
>>203625639I want to use a fairy as a living onahole
>>203625759yep
just played scribbl for a solid two hours straight
>>203625761quebecois don't marry, just live with her forever
>>203625769why would i feel attacked? i was just curious that's all
>>203625784you're in good practice so you'll probably win the next one we play
any of you guys ever watch firefly?
>>203625817holy shit you must be old
>>203625817like 20 times by now
>>203625759patrick crusius, but its also a common phenotype across the globe.
>>203625824I watched it way after because it was always held up as great and cancel before it's time. Anyways I was going to post mock lyrics of the intro but didn't want to be seen as random nonsense.
goodnight
>>203625867good night
>>203625817I have the movie posted signed by the cast. I bought the 1 disc version of the movie, the 2 disc version when it was released, and imported the AUS 2 disc version that had even more bonus features that weren't on the North American 2 disc.Bought the 5 Dark Horse comic volumes, bought all the Titan novels(including importing the special edition of the 3rd, for the short story), and bought the Keep Flying book for the other 4 short stories.I've been throwing my money at Firefly since 2005.
do you present your material to test audiences before posting on /cum/? i certainly hope so
>>203625831jesus that guy is a monster i'm reading about him this is awful
>>203625802thanks, I hope so
He actually looks pretty good
I regret not cumming on zandork lips when I had the chance
just finished gooning thoughts?
>>203625921Prefer to suck dick to getting sucked tbqh
>>203625915Funny how everyone was misled into beliveing he was a rightwing person because of how he looks when he was actually a leftwing ideologist kek
>>203625933his lips were perfection
>>203625935His linkedin is literally me thougheverbeit
>>203625915>He actually looks pretty goodnah he looks like a stereotypical basement dwelling virgin
>>203625963he cleans up pretty well
reply to this post if you are taller than 5'2
>>203626011Sup
Having sex while on vacation is much more erotic than normal for some reason I want to go on vacation just to fuck my bf in a hotel room
>>203626031where are your manners at least say hello and introduce yourself before you say something like that
>>203626045may I introduce myself into you ? :3
>>203626031is this only true when the hotel is nicer than home, or is it not about that?
when i was watching my friends kids the other day, i was going to put the tv on and they wanted to watch weird minecraft streamer videos on youtube, and i was like "let's watch something else dear" and she asked me "are those videos cringe" and i was like yeah a little bit, and then she asked me "what does cringe mean" and i was just like don't worry about it dudei can't imagine being 7 years old and being worried about being cringe that's so sadwe ended up watching the incredibles because they have disney plus
>>203626064It's about having sex in an exotic location
>>203626116Kid I was babysitting asked me what a transgender was tho fr
>>203626116>i can't imagine being 7 years old and being worried about being cringe that's so sadstrongly agree
>>203626126how did that come upwhat did you say
>>203626152Idk he just asked me randomly. I changed the topic by quickly putting on some random cringe Minecraft videos.
>>203626169lmfao yeah alright
>>203626175Glad I could make you chuckle friend
>>203626117I think it holds true in non-exotic locations. Maybe because the room is clean, the neighbors aren't listening, etc.
>/cum/ be like: yeah with all that baby sitting money I can buy a cute skirt for the hot date with Chad the Quarterback
sigh
Bollywood at my local kinoplex :/
Tumblr was an institution
>>203626251custodians got his work cut out for him
>>203626252it went downhill when they got bought out i think2011 through like 2014 tumblr was great
>>203626251what movie?
>>203626261Surprisingly clean theater>>203626319There are multiple choices
>>203626248bbc lips
Just found out a jeet mod owns /pol/ and is from New mexico. Probably the one calling me schizojeet and trying to DOXX me, kek.
>>203626397>There are multiple choiceschoose the one that sounds funniest, vetaiya
Aag is a must-see
>>203626446bizarre
>>203626248I wouldn't let my gf wear a choker in public
>even after all the votes get counted today>the idiots aren't going to count all the mail-in ballots until next week, because they let them mail them today stillBC election is boring as fuck.
i need to calm the hell down it's my bedtime in an hour and i feel like im bouncing off the walls my back stretcher thing is coming tomorrow i need a massage or something the physical anxiety is killing me i just can't stretch far enough
>>203626540long past time to curtail mail in ballot fraud
>>203626543>i need to calm the hell down it's my bedtime in an hour and i feel like im bouncing off the wallsWhen Doom 2016 was new, I had to restrict myself from playing it too late, because I would be so pumped up, that I couldn't sleep.
>>203626533it's just a cute accessory
>>203626543I'll stretch you out, bbycakes
>nu-doom
>being a nerdfag over fucking DOOMSHIGGYDIGGY DON'T DO THISIHOPE YOU GUYS
..........
>>203626566>doom 2016 aka zoomhello zoomer fr fr no cap
>>203626590that's fucking leet, bro
>>203626589miss me with your pinatas and enemy rooms that lock you in until you kill everything
>>203626575>>203626599>fags pretending that Doom 2016 wasn't a great gameMust be an empty life. I played the original Doom, before either of you were alive.
person i was with a long time ago played that game and i couldn't do it everything is chasing you and trying to rip you apart with their hands and they are RUNNING at you
doom 3 was the bestborn in '89
>>203626590Have you defragmented your hard drive recently?
>>203626622unless you played it before july 1994, I doubt that
>>203626637>Doom, first-person shooter electronic game released in December 1993Yes.
>>20362663164*
>doomfor me it's quake
>>203626622it's pure skill issue fr fr no cap bro :skull:
planning on going to vacation in cancun sometime this winter and i'll make a few posts with a mexican flag
>>203626568I would let you wear a choker (lace only) but that's an exception I'd make because of your upstanding moral character.
why's it hard to find kebab in the statesi search for it and all i see is gyroi don't want gyroi want kebab
>>203626300will sargoy ever recover from this?
>>203626691these ones come in packs of 5 so it doesn't matter if you lose one they're easy and simple and cute
>>203626689>cancun>Between robberies, scams and violence: insecurity affects Cancun, the former jewel of the Mexican Caribbean.This tourist destination is among the first places where the population does not feel safe, according to INEGI.https://www.infobae.com/mexico/2024/10/05/entre-robos-estafas-y-violencia-inseguridad-afecta-cancun-la-antigua-joya-del-caribe-mexicano/
>>203626689cancun is neat I went there a long time ago. it was cool, you should go to xel-ha or however you spell it. there were big ol lizards on the path
>>203626702gyro is one of my favorites there was this place downtown i would go all the time but i agree the kebab meat is really good but it's always a gyro not a kebab like sandwich thing like you see other places
>>203626716not quite lace but it's better than the black band
>>203626716that doesn't hide the adam's apple thoughbeit
vastly becoming bedpilledI am god's sleepiest soldier
>>203626689Cancún is great.But also try Playa del Carmen, Mahahual, Celestún, Mérida, Holbox.Also X-caret park is a MUST.
>>203626736i have about a million pictures of the lizards walking around everywhere, i loved themi even got a little iguana snowglobe at a gift shop lol >>203626772i'm going to try to get around more on this trip last time i spent almost entirely in a resort
>>203626765jason post
>>203626806that's gaycer
>>203626765good night eeper
>>203626814placer wouldn't post that
>>203626827he loves 5head
>>203626772im looking at pictures of xcaret and this looks really nice im going to write this down
>>203626799>i even got a little iguana snowglobe at a gift shop lolI bought a mini Chichen Itza when I was there
>>203626741we're so far behind we can't even imagine the idea of kebab on pizza
Beware of Stuart the Canadian schizojeet.
don't eat the tequila wormif it's decent tequila, there shouldn't even be a worm
How do I get a gf as a manlet?
12:35am, coffee time. Anyone else?
>>203627103Why would I drink coffee before bed
>>203627103no, i'm hoping to sleep soon
>>203627103i had a coffee like an hour ago which is probably contributing to how twitchy i am right now>>203627067don't call yourself that but you can get a gf the same ways as every other guy does
>>203627067go dwarf or hobbit mode
Just had an incredibly long piss, like to the point where I was getting worried
>>203627236at least you're hydrating really well
>>203627236It's usually in the range of 20-30 seconds.
frickin a can't get a close game
good night
>>203627482NOSTAY UP!!
>>203627482good night bby
>>203627489i need to be up early i gotta be productive tomorrow ive been a complete slob today its embarassing and i already took my sleep medicine so its too late
>>203627582it's ok to be a slob on the weekend don't you know!
Is it weird that I almost never laugh at anything? I'll smile at a lot of thing but I almost never actually audibly chuckle at anything?
>>203627688your laugh receptors are just burnt off by browsing too much 4chan
There are glowniggers in this thread.I feel bad if you're a regular or a lolcow.
>>203628238I am a glowie. AMA
>>203628264y r u so GHEY
>>203628264why do you psyop mexicans to behead innocent people
what do you guys think of my underwear haul?
>>203628279I was overseeing the dumping of the frog sex changing hormones and there was a tear in my hazmat suit, so I've got a bit of sugar in the gas tank now. I think it's fabulous.>>203628290I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>203628313fake image she's not that fat
Only one of you will appreciate this I think
>>203628589I always buy cubans at airports. They really deserve their prestige
>>203628589Urkel is dead though
Just shat.
Time to wipe.
>blacks in the states really believe they had flying pyramids before whites took them away my sides
Happy 4:20!!!!!!
>>203631325United Statian Negros really do be coming up with the most retarded shit
The west is finished, it's too late to save it and women are responsible
Basically, I slept too much
In churchThe cantor is the old lady who sings very slowly
>hey I had a great time yesterday and you're a beautiful person but I didnt feel this thing that would click between us to make me want to go on a second date with you.
>>203634390I've been on the other end of that. Met this smoking hot girl, talked for a bit and later that evening I went to her place and fucked. Didn't really talk much after that and she would ask me if she did something wrong, but really she was just kind of immature and while the sex was good she was kind of annoying. I hate it when they talk incesintly
Only shit open open in this bumass hillbilly inbred shithole on this godforsaken day is a fucking apple farm and Im not even sure they have applecider
FUCKING HOPELESS SHITHOLE NOTHING HAS CHANGED SINCE THE FUCKING 90S AND TOMORROW'S MONDAY
>>203634572Im a bitch ass nigger
Before you speak don't move because I don't want to wake up
>>203634831You ever think about going on a holiday to some other place entirely? Like Canada or something
good morning sirs
hello. time for church
feeling demoralized by the current state of internet culture and the inescapable presence of what I call the "wojak mindset" (less so the images themselves and more the kind of person who posts them)
>>203635524whats your favorite verse
>>203635633no specific verse but I like Mathew 19:16-22
>>203635633Jews 69:420
>>203625205>coomer image of a woman>no edition>no previous
>>203635891>
>>203636023sincerity, a lust for life>>203636031ugliness, misanthropy
i need a gf like this but i am ugly manlet shitskin middle eastener
>>203635158I think about it but I dont want to travel alone anymore
>>203635891The Mexican has always done this. But when it's the only new, it makes little difference
wakey wakey cummies
>>203636452Why not? Bad experience or something?
Watched a video about the Jews ruling the world back in like 2005 when I was 9 and completely believed it so I got really depressed about not being Jewish because I wouldn't be let in on the conspiracy
>>203636169Maybe your better than you think. People said I look swarthy and weird but irl I'm white as fuck and attractive. Some people just photograph bad I guess. You never know until you try
>>203636728do you still believe it
>>203636783Of courseI found out my grandmother was a Jew but wasn't invited still
wake up in the mornin feelin like p diddy
>>203636874Noted…
>>203636930I'm uncircumcized, might be why
>>203636874maybe only israeli citizens are invited
Hate to see you happy if I'm not the one driving
>>203636505What's the point of travelling if you dont get tour dick played with every once in a while
fastest way to lose my virginity
Gm /cum/maniacs
im off to bed
>>203637521Sleep is for the weak
>>203626764zandy didn't have a visible one
Woke up to a text from momberg that one of the cats got out i had to spend a few minutes looking for herWas almost not a good morning /cum/maniacs thay could have been stressful >>203637521Its 9am
>dad getting audited>he's currently finding new deductions he should have logged in his 2022 return and I'm just trying to get this thing cleared for himWhy the fuck are Albanians like this?
I'm never able to sleep late because the woman wanted a Siamese cats and they're little niggers who never shut the fuck up
cats are cute
>>203637946I HATE Siamese cats
I love siamese cats so much theyre very adorable
>>203637839i have a neet sleep schedule
>>203638032You ever had one?
>>203638122An outside one yeahHe got hit by a car though
I’m horny
bicycles that fold, fit in cars trains and buses give you real freedom of movement
>>203638231masturbate
Just shat.>>203638234These are basically only used by gooks seeing as they can only hold about max 45kg before the joints buckle under the rider's weight.
Canadians wish they were Americans
Americans wish they were Germans.
Got a Redbull and forgot it in the freezerIt's very cold now
Most Germans will never own a house
>>203638292there are options for people with folds, the diamond llama w/ heavy rider upgrade can handle 330 lb fat fucks and is rated for 400 lbshttps://bikefriday.com/service/heavy-rider-upgrades/
>>203637884He didnt take the standard deduction?
My wife is a terrible cook In my house we pray after we eat
>>203638632Men are better cooks than women
>go to cajititlan's rivera>lots of vendor street food>"hello buddy, come join our restaurant. we charge extra $10 but our shrimps are bigger", says the guy in front of me holding a menu>"I see. Thanks. Are they any good?", I reply>"Yes! They are the best!", he replies>"well, save me some, let me get drunk and get back", I replyHe didn't believe meI didn't either believe him either
>>203638539I'm not even sure. They said the number he put down for medical expenses needs to be substantiated, but he's looking for new medical expenses now that he didn't log.
>>203638423If it's not actually frozen you should still drink it
>>203638704Insane
If someone gave you $200 because "you're ugly", would you take it
>>203638730Drinking it as we speakIt's at the point where it might freeze if I shake it
>>203638884Yeah sureI know im not ugly but i mean thats just free money?
>>203638884of course, there are ways to become more attractive
>>203625205Is she Kelly Baltazar?
>>203637320That's part of the point of going alone, innit? Go to strange and new places, meet exotic and interesting people, and fuck them
>>203637521¡vampiro!
>>203638884obviously
travel is fun but it takes time to court valuable women
>>203638411Many of us are German
>>203639657>t.
>>203639620Aw konata is just trying to work
god i wish i was albanian
>>203639703Boah! He's not just more German than me, he's also more German than you.
Janny
>>203639877Fair. That is a very German haircut, Abu_pecs.
drinking my covfefe
this is NOT a dating siteyou will have to fuck fat ugly women whenever they want
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW0YcO5P3OM
>>203638884>get money just for being who i already amsweet deal
i have spent the past 6 hours looking at what pillows to buy for my bed and i'm losing my goddamn mindhow are there so many pillowsthey're pillows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rUWBUEtyzw
Just finish d doing laundry. Now comes the dreaded folding
>>203640202mypillow
every single poster in this ITT could beat me up IRL
>>203640202squishmallows
>>203640202Then just buy one
>>203640256soundtrack of a panic attack
>>203640298I'd have a hard time with my right hooks at the moment but I could probably still kick you in half. I have beef cake legs from years of backpacking and manual labor
real niggas keep the heater on them at all times
>>203640464i like wearing sweaters tho nty
>>203640298Why Are you such a weak pussy
>>203640495coward by nature and deathly afraid of conflict
>>203640524If you read a book about fighting, though, we're all fucked
personally i could heem everyone here
personally you could suck off everyone here
what's today's sermon about
>>203640524What's your height and weight
>>203640926>>203640926>>203640926N
