Lemon edition>>203650434 prev
>>203656090unfunny cat will never be funny
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>>203656038she sounds depressed and needs a guide in li->addicted to drugsnvm just typical low iq behavior
>>203656090this looks like him
They just replaced this thing 2 days ago and it's already beyond fucked
>>203656108
>>203656139Why don't you do something about it Mr. Handy Man
woke up sweaty
>>203656161i look like this and talk like this
>>203656161What about in situations like Israel vs Gaza where they both are murdering children?
>>203656165turrn your ac down 2 degrees
>>203656161that nigga mad ugly
I love my tacos like I like pussy, greasy
Beans are literally just slop but they taste so good Also, it's crazy how onions are so shit tier by themselves, but can make the flavor of things they pair with jump right into your palette
>>203656213do messicans really have a communal salsa verde jeb bowl
niggas be like"this onion too spicy"
>>203656157I need someone to operate the crane and another guy to help with the repair. Not really a one man job unfortunately
>>203656215thats because salt fat acid is the golden combination dipshit
>>203656215>he doesnt eat raw onions every single dayISHYGDDT
>>203656161Idk what it is about his face but I want to oppress the fuck out of that trog.
>>203656228it's called a molcajete
>>203656251Well I'm fat and you're salty, all we need now is the acid
nigga this beer to spicy for my stummy im burping like crazy its still not stopping omg>>203656273ok well i will forever associate them with jeb bush's campaign so
>>203656213That's gross bro. Unless you just mean like, really wet. In which case thats normal, but don't say greasy thats just gross
It's so funny to watch spergs discuss food
Why did Jeb want Mexicans to vote for him so bad
>>203656213>>203656273Mexican be like "The CIA made me fat o algo" while eating shit like this every day
>>203656213BIRRIA???????????
need autist gf>>203656314thats a lot of votes man
https://youtu.be/oPQ3o14ksaM?feature=shared
>>203656332The only state where the Mexican vote matters is Arizona
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnwfTHpnGLY
>>203656335I will always remember this song from DDR
>>203656293some tacos are so wet they come with 2 tortillas, but they are definitely not gross
>>203656378
why do women find criminals attractive
>>203656392because theyre stupid and think "I can fix him"
reading a classic of literature in its original language doesn't give you so much more worth that it's worth the time and effort to learn the entire language to the point you're comfortable reading novels at a fast pace with itit might even just be a better use of your time to learn a language to read unpopular texts that were never translated into english
>>203656390who is that
live streamVegas Fremont Street live bandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twFAhUHUSt0
>>203656375what a nerd
>>203656400Bobby Fisher Now use google instead of asking me followup questions ok
>>203656392because they're signalling that they are risk averse and confident
died on rotmg, i was almost maxed
I have a dream of moving to California, but H1B visas are absurdly hard to get even with all my qualifications and experience, so it'll probably never happen. This island is my prison forever.
>>203656414woah that guy is smart as hell
because theyre dangerous and bad. they like making the tomato plant bring one tomato to them one more time before it dies. theyre mischievous
>>203656357https://youtu.be/pGL2rytTraA?feature=shared
if you are going to learn a language for personal enrichment your interest in the language and culture has to be holistic. if it's only one specific thing you're interested in e.g. you want to learn japanese because you are only interested in anime, or you want to learn french because you are only interested in french literature classics, you're not going to make it very far lol.
>>203656399I would read journalistic interviews by independent journalists, to understand more each country like Eduardo Galeano did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zZ2bifb338Well, I don't really care what people sayI don't really watch what dem waan doStill I got to stick to my girls like glueAnd I man nah play number two
>>203656399okay pseud
>>203656161is this actually true
>>203656447>but H1B visas are absurdly hard to get even with all my qualifications and experiencewhat's your resume?
>>203656399maybe the latin ones Sabrina (on YouTube) says that science is flooded with BS papers, and i dont know how to differentiate, so ill just read the old things and learn whats new or what we understand now
>>203656490>i want to learn french so that i can have a higher understanding of le french literature classics by reading the original>you're the pseud btwerm
https://youtu.be/0J3vgcE5i2o?feature=shared
>>203656161OH NO NO NOLOOK @ THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
i speak le french
>>203656471>e.g. you want to learn japanese because you are only interested in anime, or you want to learn french because you are only interested in french literature classics, you're not going to make it very far lol.>Japanese because you are only interested in anime Mexicans learned English that way and it worked out
gonna jerk off and then order japanese and then go shower
>>203656517love that track, thanks anon for bringing back good memories
>>203656161Is it a chud or a dyke lesbian tranny?!
>>203656541everyone learned english because it's the global hegemonic language and it's literally inescapable don't lie to yourself.
>>203656550I'm on a nostalgia trip, are you taco anon?
why is this SPIC posting nigger music youtube links?
>>203656513not the one pretending to be into french lit am I? I'm a proud retard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW2MmuA1nI4
>>203656503I'm really only at the beginning of my career, I thought about leaving in my mid 30's at the earliest to beef up my CV. So far I have 5 years of experience in drug discovery and screening (1 year from my industrial masters, 4 years from my PhD). I'm going to go back into biotech/pharma after my PhD is over, and I hoped to work in the UK for maybe another 5-10 years, then move to America, but they make it almost impossible.
>>203656579yup, why are you nostalgic?
>>203656541What are you on about most Mexican Spanish dubs mogged the English dubs especially true during the 90s
>>203656587ok so what are you even sayinglearning french to read muh french literature in the original language is the pseudo-intellectualism reddit shit here
>>203656584Watch your language, that isnt necessary
just ripped a fart most foul
>>203656584um how did you know I was the Latinx tranny?!https://youtu.be/PWgvGjAhvIw?feature=shared
>>203656655was it a MEGA FART?
>>203656661Just lucky I guess. I apologize now post butt pls
>>203656655Love when spinny posts like this <3 turns me on so much
Hello you gay bitches.Daddy's home, you better all have been good otherwise it's spanking time.
>>203656612It's a melancholic Sunday https://youtu.be/LOZuxwVk7TU?feature=shared>>203656681No I don't just post that stuff for anyone, sorry. Saving myself for my eventual future boyfriend.
>>203656686seek help
I take back my apology
Looking through the profiles in the comment section of "Manlet rage compilation" videos because it's full of hot girls laughing at the manlets
>>203656710nice, nothing like being younghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9XKsmJ9_zQ
sikh, help!
>>203656607>but they make it almost impossible.how so? I mean people I know from grad school in this domain are doing relatively well
spilled wine on my carpetwhat do i do
>>203656358I meant the pussy part
>>203656743>I came as quickly as I could, friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKSyWqcKing
I'm at that point in nofap where a majority of the girls I see out and about are attractive.
>>203656741https://youtu.be/bUkJLkoh3kA?feature=shared
>>203656780you could've just had a few beers
>>203656780breed them
>>203656634I don't know I just saw you babbling and wanted to call you a pseud
can hear drunk guys yelling at the TV from the bar down the street
>>203656793my wife hates this tracks as I dedicated to my ex when I was drunk, loled, love it thoplaying this one on day of the deadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2c8NkNY41U
>>203656801please tell that to the retard on the previous thread
do you ride a bike in your state/province?
just learned i'm 100% polishmy german surname is a cope
>>203656843I'm a walkcel
>>203656843I grew up fatherless and never learned
>>203656856SEXO
>>203656843yah
>>203656839what's up with the chipotle peppers
i was considering shaving my pupes prior to jerking off now it sounds like too much trouble
>>203656843i'd rather walk on two broken legs than ride a bike
>>203656876the can is empty, why? I used it to make meatballs
watching destiny
canadians be like"ew, exercise"
>>203656877trim > shave
>>203656843yes im anti-car and proud.only retarded golems are in favor of buying shitboxes that are made to fail
>>203656873where do you go?
>>203656877definitely worth it, trust me you're gonna want to shave but not too much so you get stubble burn okay?
>>203656884Why?
>>203656871Why would you want to have sex with a polish man?
>>203656901i'd rather lift weights with two broken arms than exercise on a bike
>>203656906You're just poor
>>203656908the park, usually
>>203656922He's gay.Got a problem with that?
>>203656922Like to feel connection, is all.
If a pretty girl invited you to her home do you your makeup and nails, would you accept?
this dude goes so hard
>>203656965a pretty girl did do my makeup once, it was kind of fun I guess
going on a self-supported bikepacking (or touring) trip sounds very appealing
>>203656965No I wouldn't emasculate myself for vagina
>>203656965no and that would never happen
>>203656990Yes you would
>>203656990crazy insecure
>>203656991This happened to me with my last girlfriend. She loved it
>>203656924whatever makes you feel better sheeple
>>203656965nowtf?no
>>203657003it happened to you cause you're a normalfag
ai is popular with almost retarded people in your country? here yes.
>>203657001No, you're just spineless
ok ive done video games for the afternoonvening im going to go watch my movie and maybe phonepost a little
>>203657021Yes
>>203657021wdym?
>>203657024bro is afraid of cooties
>>203657039Sounds like this anon is comfy maxing
>>203656965I did, once. I felt so sexy.I look more like Harrier Du Bois, now, so I don't feel so pretty.yes, i'm bisexual
>>203656991This isn't true, a certain type of girl really likes that kind of thing.
>>203657046spam of images made with ai, usually poorly made memes
>>203657057putting my usb in the ps3 as we speak~
>>203657064>Tennessee>bisexualhmmmmmm
i'll put my usb in your ps3 if you catch my drift
>>203656965i dressed in drag for Halloween once, and had this done to me. i don't think I'll do it again. I got some weird feedback from sexually frustrated guys
>>203657133Nice What's your height and weight anon
>>203657087My parents are from Wisconsin if that makes more sense.I'm a muscular and fat alcoholic.
Another thing I don't understand is why poor people wear imitation clothes with brand logos? wouldn't it be better to wear something generic and unbranded?
>>203657127sorry anon im the usb male not female
I think I'ma hop into PJs early tonight Spend the whole day puffing my weed cart and maybe edge a little bit
>>203657193post body
>>203657133It's dangerous to play around with gay things because you never know who is not being ironic
i wanted to find the French book that i found (and probably posted here) before but i cant find it and it really isnt that important that i do is it so ill just stop
One thing you gotta give black people credit for is that they never do the whole "I'm just pretending to be gay as a joke" thing that brown and white people do
>>203657242yeah they're just gay
>>203657256yeah they're all on the DL
>dress up like a faggot >"wtf silly bois you are so sexually frustrated"
Cellphone is randomly acting slow and battery acting strange, I think Samsung finally decided it was too old and backdoored some virus into it to force me to upgrade
i have to take 4-5 shits a day most of them liquid because i am alcoholic. I cant stand the shit situation anymore. I wish i could immigrate to the US and smoke legal weed and get Fentanyl on the streets with ma black bros
>>203657271even with your hearty german diet of sausage and potatoes?
>>203657227even if you don't play with the gay stuff, fags will still hit on you. but also most of them don't like the drag thing anyways.
>>203657269maybe you need to buy or replace your SD card or whatever internal memory (or clear up memory from here)
Oh yeah comfy timeLets hope i dont totally hate it this time..
Lo hermosa no se te quita lo tienes todoCuerpazo, linda carita y bonitos hojoslo que tengo que te hago felizAsi lo quizo Dios,Asi lo quizimos,Estar siempre juntos,En cualquier Asunto
>>203657271is the poo fatty btw by any chance??
>>203657242>I'm just pretending to be gay as a jokearen't there a significant number of gay and trans people in the black community?
I love living among Mexicans because they're family oriented and they set up little corner stands for random things like flowers or fruit juice
>>203657317ugly song I hope you get something
"Dig up her bones" Misfits was a better era than "Die my darling" Misfits
>>203657345don't you want to switch places with me? :)
>>203657222I literally look like this, but my face is so untermensch looking it's embarrasing.
MACDONALDS!
business idea: kms
>>203657387you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
>>203657075american facebook is full of slop like this that boomers eat up.
>>203657353I have both albums, but you're right michael sings better than danzing.
>>203657313nigga is that a hu tao background on your fucking ps3
nice collarbones
>>203657411you could be a mexican wrestler and call yourself the cum
>>203657133>I got some weird feedback from sexually frustrated guyslol what are your friends like incels or something?
>>203657388need to waddle my way over there because monopoly is still going on
>>203657387sorry it was for you>>203657432
>>203657406I'd really rather be a twink or femboy...
>>203656108I think she is funny
Goyslop
>>203657351I will :P
>>203657462AGP porn addict, sad
would you cuddle with a canadian goose?
>>203657476>AGPno, I like men
>>203657481no but i'd cuddle with you <3
>>203657411so the same as here
>>203657481those niggers almost killed me when I was 7 absolutely not
>>203657481I fucking hate geeseI lift to be able to snap goose necks wkth ease
>>203657474Hot but cringe is a nice combination
>>203657495i'm a boy>>203657511what happened? you should learn to forgive...
>>203657481what kind of retard question is this
>>203657555>i'm a boywe can have a 4some with these 2 sexy messsicans >>203657474>>203657351
>>203657474don't care how jank it is, when they invent the vr porn world I'm uploading myself into it
popping edibles
I'd rape a twink. Mostly because I hate their posts like this >>203657555
ENOUGH WITH THE ISEKAIS
>>203657474she's thicker in the actual movie
>>203657622Giwtwm
samey AIslop
Do Americans even know that half of the amateur actors died in the next 20 years ?i read the wiki and it was miramax behind it BOB and HARVEY Weinstein. Why do all the young people die on drug overdose after working together with the eternal bros ? That´s kind of WICKED. Epstein called me and said yeah that´s kind OF WEIRD.https://youtu.be/BZuJpgX_j9c?si=26WwCJNhMhTy4LAd
j'est tu monj'est tu mon
>>203657660Ok well how about... Uhh.... a magic user dies in his world and is transported to our world? That's new right?
ne me quitte pas mon cherne me quitte pas
mon porc-épic
i was able to recognize a porn star by seeing her crotch legs and feet alone. she did not have any distinguishing features like tattoos or scars or anything. i felt almost 0 pleasure from all of that
>>203656161Kyle Rittenhouse looking rough
>r/amiuglybrutallyhonest >ugly bitch posts >everyone says she's pretty
>>203657784futurama was always pretty bad, truth be told. Like the new seasons are godawful, but a lot of the humor of the early seasons too is shit
>>203657786i think thats what i was thinking aboutwith the hedgehog in his little voice, in French
>>203657812try r/trueamiuglybrutallyhonestactuallyforreal
>>203657812the real ugly ones get like 5 upvotes and no responses
>>203657765I actually knew what this meant but figured I got it wrong because it made no sense. So I googled it and turns out I was right, it's just nonsense
>>203657815Youre a fuckin fag dude
>>203657806Kyle be a pooner doe fr
>>203657815Get out>newer seasonsThey're not bad but they're not quite as good either
>>203657856t. reddit
>>203657844its just what i thought the porcupine in that video said :)
>>203657660https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsArPt1too8
>>203657874Reddit would be Rick and Morty, which is a very different style of humor from futurama
Listening to Porcupine Tree
>>203657892cope
>>203657883208K notes on Tumblr (13 years ago)
>>203656181I would still choose Israel over Gaza, who the fuck knows where Gaza is?
>>203657883I also use my mega clitty to type
therapy?more like therapee.as in piss.
thinking about learning by repetitionand have been joining that up by drinking water to boost it even further
When he becomes President again they should have this up at airports and deportation centers when people leave the United States
I love futurama because it was on tv while I was having my first time with my high school girlfriend
>>203657660Fuck you. I love isekai
i think therapists in Scotland are different to those doing it in the US (and probably Canada but less so)
>>203657996which episode
>>203657996
>>203657908Nope. It's just an objectively good show. Rick and Morty was good at first until it got insanely popular which started effecting the writing and it got way too up its own ass.
>>203657996What does fry sound like in mexican
i'm scared to be emotionally vulnerable
Oh my god i know why i think conan 82 is so fucking lameIts exactly the same thing as the northman and o nearly fell asleep in theaters watching that heap
>>203657883I type properly...
>>203658062
>>203658062Then be emotionally invulnerable
wow the shit they come up with and that shit is literally their entire world (and history). nothing exists outside of it and nothing else would even matter if it did
>>203658016The space nuggets one >>203658050https://youtu.be/96kGvrmTk5c?si=eQdLn0YW0OLV7VPM
>>203658083post butt
>>203658002It can be done right but it is so often done wrong. Horribly fucking wrong
>>203658083why are you so old
Business idea: matriarchal society that disenfranchises and castrates men who step out of line
>>203658083Jason
>>203658110I have enjoyed every isekai I have ever picked up. Their main problem is that the chapters come out way too slowly.
I have an above average penis
Climbing Mt Baker
>>203658103Kek he sounds like a knob
>>203658126wow so what we have now?
I liked the first half of made in abyss, was a good read up to like chapter 33Bondrewd is my nigga
>>2036571865'11.9999" 175lbs very athletic>>203657434i think he was just closeted.
>>203658142Nice
>>203658164You rape kids for science?
>>203658107I said I wouldn't.>>203658123Everyone ages, it's just life.>>203658129I'm not Jason.
uh ohguess what day it isGUESS. WHAT. DAY. IT. IS.
>>203658188I do it recreationally.
I hope that anon from yesterday posts his slutty jawline again
>>203658189post tummy
the power of communism
>>203658189Post feet
>>203658188>rapeWhat? Where is that even impliedYoure nutso
>>203658207post
stop deadnaming her shes not jason anymore ok
Spinster, more like mister
>>203658231>Bondrewd is my nigga
>>203658203Boomer ahh commercialThis nigga in 2008
>>203658241He’s gone move on
I find the word "welcome" interesting."You are welcome" means "they will be happy to see you here", while "you're not welcome" most of the time means "you are not allowed to be here". There is no middle ground.
>>203658141Same. Well above in fact. I didn't realize it until I started sleeping with this one chick in college. She was a teen mom and had only ever been with her then husband and father of her child (who had the same name I do, luckily, as she admitted to blurting it out once with him while thinking of me) and she asked earnestly if mine was "normal". It had apparently rocked her socks off enough that she started to wonder if she just happened to be with a guy that was apparently a bad lay
Spinster? More like spit in mouth and call me a good boy.
if the mitochondria is ~ 1 points more alkaline than blood pH, then in the same way, with the womens ovaries being (moderately acidic) at around 4.5 pH, and with the umbilical cord being around 7 - then in the same way that things can leave the general cell/membrane or fuse with it and leave, the ovaries are like the bloodstream, and the placenta the inside of the cell. so in this way, the sperm goes into the egg like anything can go into any type of cell, and then the extracellular body overall repeats the same function in reverse, in my opinion
>>203658258Bondrewd does not rape kids thoever
25cm is average penis??
>>203658260>>203658272
>>203658164Made in abyss is a thinly veiled pedophile fantasy
>>203658279What would the middle ground be? "Only your arm and leg is allowed in here"?
>>203658203HUMP DAY!
>>203658211I already said that I'd only share intimate pictures with my eventual boyfriend.>>203658226Ok maybe but only because I just painted my toenails and my feet are looking cute, but I don't know yet.
>>203658207he looks like a femboy sex slave here he needs a semitransparent mask on and be a sex slave sexo
>>203658288Ok, torture kids for science
>>203658300I can hear it
>>203658295mabbe if youre equatorian o algo
>>203658316What is your shoe size
>>203658306Something that would stand for "you can be here, but don't expect more than that or special treatment".
>>203658304Yeah you gotta look past thatIts really hard to
>>203658316Be a good girl and show me your feet.
get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant
>>203658337give snowprincess gf
>>203658324Yeah he did do that and it was fineScience is important work and the abyss must ne understood
>>2036583367
>>203658384In mens? Ok that's a good twink size. show face
>>203658176>i think he was just closeted.I did a genderswapped halloween party once and went all out with my ex gf and got groped by tons of girls. but if I just dressed normally as a guy, the gays would often not leave me alone, very frustrating they won't take no as an answer
>>203658384are you 4 feet tall
Id fall asleep with my burly arms wrapped around you and your hair in my face little girl, if you just told me you belonged to me
>>203658418No I'm 5'4"I'm not a think I'm a Latinx transwoman please get it right.
i got a 5 doller bill from 1987
only real truecels below this point
>>203658432CuteWhat state I'll take you on a date if it's the same as mine
/cum/ fujos cheering on the yaoification of the thread in the sidelines rn
>>203658442is that impressive?
That's a boy youre all talking about....
>>203658442That's from before the Soviet onion fell
>>203658457That makes it even better
>>203658452>>203658458its the oldest dooler bill i have in my wallet
>>203658452Depends on the condition. Still worth $5 though.
>>203658450Im tuning it out and watching anime
>>203658448I am in Boston
>>203658445>>203658448Good
>>203658450what does this shit mean
>>203658316tummy isn't intimate
>>203658450I need the yumejos to start imagining themselves with me
>>203658467What's the oldest condom you have in your wallet
>You can't buy the material used to make a penny for a pennyKinda fucked yeah?
>>203658478/cum/'s {fans of BL(male erotica)} cheering on the thread becoming more gay
>>203658475Other side of the country oh well
>>203658482It is for me, maybe those other promiscuous twinks and tranners who post on int willingly share pictures of themselves easily but I don't.
>>203658468I have some old silver coins but idk who would pay for bills from the 80's
Someone bake a new bread before I cum
>>203658493Last night since your mom was busy with someone else
>>203658500Pennies have been copper plated zinc for decades now
>>203658503Where are you?
>>203658533>>203658533>>203658533>>203658533
>>203658508i'll assume you're busted then
>>203658536California
>>203658493i dont put them in my wallet but i got a box of them in the glovebox of the truck. theyre from 2021 i think.
>>203658540Idk what that means but I'm 120 pounds
>>203658508>>203658553Body count?
>s*uthern californian>gay
>>203658566It doesn't count if the guy im hitting on is below 5'5
>>203658534Yeah, but the amount of zinc and copper are worth more than a penny.
>>203658562I've never been with anyone
>>203658609Ugly or shy
>>203658618I'm just shy but if you want to believe I'm ugly that's fine too
>>203658618ugly
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