charity edition >>203660584previous
>>203662621if you get that lamp you might as well start walking around with a buttplug in your ass all day
I have never seen a vagina in-person.
>>203662625https://youtu.be/HyF9bsxCMUkhttps://youtu.be/HyF9bsxCMUkhttps://youtu.be/HyF9bsxCMUk
For me it's the dragon ball lamp
>>203662647Neither have i bc i always fuck with the lights off kek
alright i'm jerkin off then goin to bed goodnight fags
>>203662655same shit then. go for it.faggot
>>203662621It's shite.
>>203662659800-588-2300 empire~today
>>203662647
>>203662649Thoughtd /cum/mers?
>>203662703no harm in asking but don't assume it's a lock
>>203662654>female vocals
>>203662625over the hedge
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIWANNA PUBLISH 'ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIINESAND RAGE AGAINST MACHINESI WANNA PIERCE MY TONGUEIT DOESN'T HURT, IT FEELS FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
>>203662685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxJs_94TgYE
drinking milk
>>203662774enjoy buddy im about to make a grilled cheese myself
>>203662774Haha look at him go
>>203662754Prefer this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma0KmHILhzg
>>203662784
>>203662741WW3 is not gonna happen in the next 100 years because the powers are all the same now there's no real empire to fight for it's all too interlinked, once climate change causes the collapse of a few countries and breaks the links then it will
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZXLLMbJdZ4
fuck i regret sending that text
https://youtu.be/evrINc_GNVc?si=ogEIcJLNWVMuN6sf
>>203662774you're not white
>>203662824Yea it be like that some times
>>203662824real
>>203662830I did a running on /cum/ review of this the other day
>>203662824text your sweetie "I can be your Legoshi if you'll be my Haru" and then send her the first Beastar opening
>>203662825VERY BIG BUSINESS IDEA!!! This thing but there's a hole in the top and when you stick your penis in it it lights up and the faster you thrust the higher the light level goes, we call it the glowjob and market it as letting gooners make their own light show
>>203662830reviewbrah is a real one
Tincture didn't kick in again Will probably start feeling it out of nowhere in a hour and a half or some dumb shit
>>203662885>glowjobi chuckled
i think i spend so much time on here because i'm afraid of being judged for being myself and the anonymity helps me escape that
>>203662885I forgot to give my real answer because that was just so cute it distracted me. My sister had that exact lamp and it's not a great lamp, maybe good for a nightlight but for reading it's not good.
>>203662926same honestly
niggers tongue my anus
feminine homos are cool by me, it's the bears that creep me out
>cum niggas be like: having a personality be 2 spiccy!! xD
what lamp should i get for reading in bed.
>>203662987lava
>>203662945luckyi wish i had a niggette tonguing my anus rn
>>203662980yeah but who's gonna put up with feminine homos if not bears
Emilia is best girl
Always hear explosions in my area. Not sure what they are. Maybe fireworks but I'm not sure
>>203662987https://www.westelm.com/products/asymmetry-ceramic-table-lamps-w3499/
>>203663007do you live around rednecks or urkelkins?
Anon that is looking for a reading light I would unironically recommend just getting a kindle paperwhite (not a kindle fire) if you're reading regularly in bed, it takes some getting used to but it's very comfy in bed once you get used to it, I was very anti ereader and pro physical book for a very long time but I now read much more because it's so convenient the battery on the paperwhites also lasts a really long time even with reading a few hours per night it still lasts a few weeks on a single charge, the backlight is very gentle and won't ruin your sleep as well
>>203663007Maybe it's mining
>>203662987get a book light that clips to your book that's what i do but any old lamp will do honestly >>203663007that was me sorry ill try to keep it down
Luscious Chicano lips...
>>203662980I am an aging twink
doing some light reading
>>203663030that makes you a twunk right
>>203663007sorry, i've been gassy lately
>>203663014thats too big for my um "desk" i have going on here.
>>203663030soon you'll just be an ugly old faggot
>>203662990Wana get a lava lamp desu ngl
>>203663036lol>>203663052i love my lava lamp
>>203663046Twunks are just extremely muscular >>203663051aren't we all
>>203662987any kind will do, maybe a large adjustable one so you can get the best light for reading in bed
>>203663036i wish i could be a bad bitch
Need to stay up for korea time in 6 hours
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Mainstays-LED-Desk-Lamp-with-Catch-All-Base-AC-Outlet-Gray/637626775BroLike
what do you think about this lamp
>>203663099throw a shade on it and it'd be good.
>>203663099weird minimalist lamp but it gets the job done
>>203663094Sc or lol>>203663099Way too modern it makes me judge u
>>203663095>all colours out of stockerm
>>203663082why tho
Here is the church There is the steeple Open up the door
>>203663116sc of course
>>203663099uglyshit taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5rAjOjTGtc
Anon reading in bed
>>203663145my understanding is that it requires a fair amount of prep work
>>203663136what about this one
landlordberg angry again. these ethnics are so emotional.
>>203663167what did you do this time
>>203663160this guy loves modernity
they're doing a smoke alarm inspection at my complex this week. guess what I live around
>>203663145why would i read that are you saying i dont know anything about gay sex because im not gay? a gay wouldn't have to read a gay sex manual he already knows how to have gay sex. get fucked
where can i get a burger at 2am
WHATS GOOOOOOOOOOOOD, NIGGAAAAAAAAA
>>203663194Mcdonalds duhh
>>203663194whataburger
>>203663180it has to match with the apartment the landlord gets mad if anything looks tacky or doesnt match colours.
>>203663194Truck stop
>>203663194a lot of places but i have been enjoying whataburger recently
>>203663177nothing? whenever hes angry he starts dragging and smashing shit around as noisy as possible.
>>203663194grill one yourself
>>203663194the freezer. just fry it in a pan
>>203663145
>>203663207???
>>203663188You're learning so you're prepared because you're a virgin and it's your first time
>>203663207it seems fine then
>>203663223the landlord inspects quite often and gets mad if the decoration and furniture isnt up to her standards lol. everything has to be white because tge appliances that come with the apartment are white.
>>203663242boob light enthusiast
>>203663242Titty lights
Unironically use one of those gay clip lights that attach to your headboard
>>203663244Bro what is your relationship and contravt likeShe doesnt get to decide thatIts not like its staying there after you leave???????? This is deranged
grown ass man with kids and a wife called me sir
>>203663265i call everyone sir and ma'am though
>>203663242
>>203663265did you do the needful sers
Just wanted to let you guys know that I am the crossword god of /cum/. No one here is better than me at crosswords. Fuck you all.
>>203663262the lease says a whole bunch of nonsense like we are not allowed to own candles, houseplants, bicycles, rugs except for a bath rug etc.
>>203663298>5 min 27 secondshaxx
>>203663298i'm bad at crosswords so you got me
>>203663300Well thats retarded and gay but grt something like thus
Blunt time
Gn /cum/maniacs
>>203663341good night
>>203663207Nigga a landlord can't choose your furniture, tell them to fuck off, I assume canada has some local free legal aide considering the USA is a shithole and we still have those somehow
>>203663366yeah yeah tenants rights. doesnt matter lol if you bring it to court they will just find some random reason to evict you or raise rent outrageously to make you leave and they always get away with it
>>203663341gn. im calling it too
>>203663399good night
>>203663300>>20366339799.999999999% chance that's unenforceable, landlords are scum of the earth leeches and will often write crazy shit in to their leases because they know you're too afraid to question them on the very small chance they did want to sew you over something like owning a rug they would need to find both a lawyer and judge that are willing to say that that doesn't violate your basic rights, they get away with it because of cucks like you
>>203663300>no rugsWhat kind of autism is this?
>>203663418you aren't allowed anything that's "soundproofing" the apartment and it includes rugs
>>203663428what lmao
if it were up to me id have everything in a bohemian style lol. yeah yeah i know you'll call this one gay and effeminate because it has more than 2 colours
>>203663298i'm too slow for this shit
>>203663428He wants everyone to hear eachother having sex
>>203663428literally 1984i put soundproof panels in my studio precisely because of the browns next door blasting their soccer matches at full volume
>>203663456does he know????
>>203663428The gay sex manual thing is no longer a joke with how far up your ass you're letting your landlord you are now full gay
just saw Donald Trump at maccas
>>203663437i know right. the idea is that soundproofing may be done to hide criminal activity or something. eg. if someone is kidnapped and screams for help. but the lease says you can't even have a single rug "except for a bath rug of a certain size".
>>203663472my landlord is a woman so how is it gay.
>>203663397>if you bring it to court they will just find some random reason to evict you or raise rent outrageously to make you leaveThis is HIGHLY illegal tho
>>203663508lesbiabin
i dont care about this country. i dont care about foreign policy or the economy. i just want my guy to win because hes loudmouthed and rude like me and the opposition annoys me so i want them to lose and cry.yes.
>>203663508femdom is a faggot fetish
>>203663513lol ive heard the stories in canada some guys rent was increased by $200 at once and they couldn't do anything about it. erm!
>>203663518Most honest american voter
>>203663523cool beanie apu
>>203663519women don't have penises they can't go in your ass. so theres not penetration involved here
>>203663523wo-hoah! how'd we get the sway-crown lord?!
these lamps are made from plastic 2L pop bottles . what do younthink.
>>203663519but I want to submit to a woman...
"Bush lied" and "no WMDs" are smears parroted by liberals/Paulbots/Maga. ISG confirmed Saddam was in breach of the Desert Storm ceasefire.>On January 28, 2004, David Kay, who preceded Charles Duelfer as head of the Iraq Survey Group, reported to the Senate Armed Services Committee:>In my judgment, based on the work that has been done to this point of the Iraq Survey Group, and in fact, that I reported to you in October, Iraq was in clear violation of the terms of [U.N.] Resolution 1441. Resolution 1441 required that Iraq report all of its activities -- one last chance to come clean about what it had. We have discovered hundreds of cases, based on both documents, physical evidence and the testimony of Iraqis, of activities that were prohibited under the initial U.N. Resolution 687 and that should have been reported under 1441, with Iraqi testimony that not only did they not tell the U.N. about this, they were instructed not to do it and they hid material.>ISG uncovered information that the Iraqi Intelligence Service (IIS) maintained throughout 1991 to 2003 a set of undeclared covert laboratories to research and test various chemicals and poisons, primarily for intelligence operations. The network of laboratories could have provided an ideal, compartmented platform from which to continue CW [chemical weapon] agent R&D or small-scale production efforts,>ISG judges that Iraq failed to comply with UNSCRs up to OIF by failing to disclose accurate production totals for B. anthracis and probably other BW agents and for not providing the true details of its alleged 1991 disposal of stocks of bulk BW agent. Officials within the BW program knowingly continued this deception right up to OIF and beyond, only revealing some details well after the conflict.
>>203663560upcycling is cool go for it they look kind of neat
I'm going to eat your house
>>203663574And who cares about that?
>>203663594Eat this ass like a cupcake
my cat keeps coming right up to my face on my bed and purring loudly in my ears when im trying to sleep. what should i do with this fucking homosexual.
>>203663549>>203663571>give a significant portion of your income to a woman each month>let her control every aspect of your life to the point you can't even buy a lamp>she does not have sex with you>she uses this money to have sex with other men evenHow is this any different from being a cuck? I could never be a rentlet I would snap her neck for even having the gall to ask me for money without a sexual exchange
>>203663621love himhe just wants some scrubbins
Tell me one thing you would never doI was looking for a hooker when I found you
youre replying to a cuck larper my man. the angrier your replies the more he gets off to his mistreatment fetish.
>>203663621My cat likes to watch me sleep and shower. Cats are creeps
>>203663636my cat likes to visit me when i'm using the restroom i know what you mean
>>203663622there were no male landlords in town. what else am i supposed to do
>>203663622also im gay.
>>203663663You want to sniff my armpits?
I think we need to take to him to a hospital
>>203663665no not really.
>the tulpa
biscuits and gravy
time for sleep. have a good night all of you
>>203663751night
Murder me
>>203663799What's in it for me?
>>203663751night bud
I'm a grumpykins
>>203663877you're a cummybummykin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38HKpyVQZUo
>>203663903man I haven't heard this shit in years. damn
>>203663885I would have walked away after the first trick I am not being a part of your dumbass viral video
>>203663907remember when gaylor whift was unknown that she didn't need to be mentioned https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW3RspM7v9M
sudden rapid onset panic attackim fighting it but it’s scary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9LOFXwPwC4
>>203663978You're going to be okay <3
wew
>>203664027i look like that
>>203664013
CUMCUMLET IT ALL OUTTHIS IS THE POST YOU WILL MEME ABOUTCUM ON, IM POSTING YOU JEWCUM ON
>>203663988https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_sBOsh-vyI
>>203664047wheeee lets play guitar hero!
Today. I have become a wizard
>>203664054clone hero has online MP
>>203664059happy birthday and congrats, I guess
You never hear about virgin men past 40, I wonder what happens to them
>>203664079I knew one but he was in his 50s. Never married and lived with his mom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgPX9cHC06Q
>>203663978how do you know it isn't a heart attack?
Day and nightI toss and turn, I keep stress in my mind, mindI look for peace, but see, I don't attainWhat I need for keeps, this silly game we play, playNow look at thisMadness, the magnet keeps attracting me, meI try to run, but see, I'm not that fastI think I'm first but surely finish last, last
goodnight
>>203663978You are not going to be okay I am your mind demon and I am coming for you pal, get ready
>>203664131It's only 1230
what are your thoughts on peanut butter cookies?
>>203664177I want 10 over fresh peanut butter cookies right now
>>203664177Absolutely disgusting
>>203664191You are sub-human
>>203664177very good but not top 5
>>203664177love 'em
>>203664202My top 5?SugarSnickerdoodlePeanut butterWhite chocolate macadamia M&Ms
It's a good thing I moved somewhere they don't have insomnia cookies
The Gopher tortoise, a keystone species native to the southeastern United States, plays a crucial role in its ecosystem. Known for its burrowing behavior, it creates deep burrows that provide shelter for over 350 other species, including snakes, rabbits, and various insects. With a robust, domed shell and strong limbs, the Gopher tortoise primarily feeds on a herbivorous diet, consisting of grasses, fruits, and flowers. These tortoises are long-lived, often reaching ages of 40 to 60 years. However, habitat loss and urbanization threaten their populations, leading to conservation efforts aimed at preserving this important species and its habitat.
>>203662625
>>203664285I am a gopher tortoise
>>203664177big fanbut man are they dry
>>203664285fuck those faggots and their gay ass holes
>>203664294wtf is this real?
>>203664202what's your top-5 then?
igoy laggy after last update
2am time to have an extended conversation with my friend from australia
i jerked it to feet
>>203664472
>>203664367not sure, but i can think of 5+ cookies that are better than peanut butter, therefore it can't be in the top 5better than peanut butter (not ordered):chocolate chip (obvious GOAT, m&m variant included)thumbprint macaroonsnowballpalmierdanish biscuithonorable mentions but probably not as good as peanut butter: meringue (controversial pick but i like them)lofthouse (delicious but i feel like a fat pig when i eat them)chocolate and nuts (classic but could be classified as a variant of chocolate chip)
>>203663921You have it backwards. The fake-outs when serving the Turkish ice cream (dondurma) are traditional, not for a viral video. The girl is making the video and pretending to be upset as a prank on the employee (and to make a viral video, of course).
don't be a barbarian, cum
>>203664558>meringueBooo
Man 1911s kick so much ass
for me its gingersnaps and other spice cookies such as mola∫∫e∫
https://youtu.be/ipP9bBEJRgo?si=LoxOwlIgCd2E9_4aI can fix her
I love the tortoise
>>203665002but not the hare?
>>203665016I like both
>>203664762this moose do be goofy tho
Thinking about becoming a furry purely so I can make friends please suggest which animal/pokemon/mythical creature I should choose for my fursona
>>203665346stupid faggot
Just had one of those nasty food poisoning shits where it's solid enough to stay together but falls apart right as it comes out your ass and like expands so when you're done the toilet is absolutely coated, can still here my stomach gurgling too, gonna be a rough night lads
>>203665358I do not want to fuck animals I just want friends and furries are always very nice to each other and I just want someone to be nice to me I will pretend to be a wolfman or whatever if that's what it takes
Help me immigrate to America please
Look who I just saw outside my window!
>>203665436REALLY stupid faggot
>>203665487possum
>>203665498You do not understand politeness you are creating furries by being mean to autistic people who just want a friend
>>203665346cyborg dragonkin werefoxwith a dope ass fursona like that you'll get all the furpussy
>>203665487hi possum keep fighting the good fight
sometimes i feel really lonely and like i need someone to support me and be with me, but whenever i have someone it doesn’t comfort me like i idealize it in my head when im distressed and the novelty kind of gets old really fast it doesn’t help that i live alone with my cat in a 15k square foot home it feels really empty a lot of the time i have friends i can lean on but my brain is broken i think
>>203665537>>203665501He's still out there grooming himself like a cat
>>203665668he likes to be clean and prim and proper like a gentleman can i name him
>>203665690SureThis isn't my first sighting of him, but it's the first time I've seen him stop and groom himself like this.
>>203665701since he’s so concerned with his grooming and hygiene he’s a very prestigious boy named maximilian, or max for short
lol stellaris is funny sometimes
animalmongs need to be executedNo more cute webmsNo more haha look at him goNo more bloody gifs of penguins slipping on ice
>>203665737So it shall beIt's been 20 minutes now and he's still there. He just yawned and is still grooming.
>>203665782Do you want me to post food webms instead?
>>203665783he’s got a stubborn cowlick he’s trying to work out bear with him
>>203665804this isn’t that bad, weird but not bad
i'll make pb cookies since the egg and butter are room temp now
>>203666151he shook his head like “yeah you do have a point” lol
kill mexicans with sorcery
>>203666448i think everyone can get along and that shitty people come in both sexes i don’t like that being adversarial to the opposite sex is common online now anyway, we are all brothers and sisters
>>203666549true that, sis
good night
.
>>203666598cancel your subscription and go on to coomer.su
need someone to kill me please
>>203666924just disrespect the cartel on social media o algo
>>203666924you can commit suicide via self cursing
Kys Brian
>>203667015rude
I curse brian heins in satans name
>>203667048i send back that curse in satan's name and prevent from being sent back
i resend the curse to brian heins in satans name
>>203667111learn how to read
>>203667115that post was bait you replied to a cursed post it cant be prevented or sent back in satans name
>>203667174you already attempted to curse me and i'm still fine + i cleansed myself today
>>203667194this curse is something you have never encountered before it cant be cleansed you have 48 hours till you see the full effect
>>203667168is that what you wear when you sleep
may >>203667224 be tormented with vivid nightmares and varying degrees of misfortune in the name of satan and the infernal divine. so mote it be.in nomine Satanae et divino infernali , visis somniis et variis infortunii gradibus crucietur. ita fiat fiat.עשוי >>203667224 להתייסר בסיוטים עזים ובדרגות שונות של חוסר מזל בשם השטן והאלוהי התופת. כך יהיה.may >>203667224 शैतानस्य नारकदिव्यस्य च नामधेयेन सजीवदुःस्वप्नैः विविधैः दुर्भाग्यैः च पीडितः भवेत्। सो मोते इत् हो।517 = 13 = 411
>>203667363>so mote it be.stealing my chant now huh? and your curse is blocked in satans name so mote it be
you aren't powerful enough to block anything
>>203667400satan blocks the curses for me he cares for his servants
>>203662625I’m a Norwegian spy.
>>203667432my intuition tells me you're not a real devotee
>>203667561I have been in the satanic church for almost 10 years now
>>203667576>atheistic normie meme lib organization
MR president, it's an honor
>>203667620You're not a real believer
>>203667658ok
>>203667717not true satanism
>>203667733no true scotsman fallacy
>>203667757doesn't apply here also this is why satan never protects you from curses
>>203667784i protect myself plus my house is warded
>>203667805thats what you think thats not what you know
>>203667928you don't know my wards
>>203667964oh yes i do
>>203668009prove it
Brian lives in the South Side and be like "my house is warded" like that will stop bullets
When I was a kid I was taught that cartoons, comics and video games were childish and that my family would look down on me if I engaged in these things (which I did anyways but it was definitely a strong sentiment among the adults that surrounded me as a kid, even some teachers). Incidentally my family has always detested Asians because they love cartoons, comics, and video games. It's borne out of toxic and contemptuous paternalism, like children need to be seen and not heard and need to be little adults, and it's extended to a cultural level. Like I was told once that reading comics was "lazy reading," for example. And I was surrounded by this attitude as a kid. It's been totally obliterated though, with the only exception of my mom maybe.
>>203668019my knowledge is beyond your comprehension child
>>203668042um yea i literally have spiritual protection that doesn't just protect you spiritually but also physically hence why i'm still alive after living here for 20+ years
>>203668077burden of proof is on you
>>203668109you wont understand my proof
>>203668163cause you don't have any
So this is graveyard shift cum. So grim I rather sleep
>>203668174satan gave me the proof in a dream
>>203668203you should rather die
>>203668203I slept all day lol, so this is my punishment.
>>203668429
>>203668438
ayo i have a questioncan nyc be a budget friendly destination if you try to save money? i'm really broke, and yen is so fucking cheap, but i want to travel either la or nyc. i asked this to my friend who has studied in ohio and she said nyc is more expensive than la but since i don't have driving license la i will end up spending money on uber so she'd recommend nyc. i'll stay at hostel, go to free museum, central park and eat some street food or cook myself at the accomodation.
>>203668453yeah, just living without a car alone saves you so much money
