Irish diaspora edition
>>203662984I think you've made a mistaketoo early you see
toils got a halloween dress up day in the office with a prize for the best dressedill be going as raedwald of east anglia in historically accurate garb but knowing the woke mob theyll probably give the prize to a black person dressed up as the latest netflix slop of the week super hero tv show or their favourite rapperworlds gone mad hasnt it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kExkrDuMlC8
What percentage of total /brit/ posts, from the beginning to now, would you guess are yours?
you all make me want to vomitwill be back later when the good posters are on
>>203663187I just woke up
>>203663197*Taps your jaw with a swift right hook*Back to bed
>>203663148damn nigga you old
>>203663217Nobody has ever been able to knock me out with a jaw punch, ever and I have been hit by some big bastards
>>203662984How bad is the British economy actually? Are you guys doing worse or better than me
Smoking a blunt
choking on clit
>>203663342clitanari real!?
heater's making a weird buzzing noise. it might catch on fire
Thinking of dropping a cheeky few k on a shitcoin. What should I buy?
.
NEED to huff her braps.
>>203663471Metallica Floki
Just remembered I used to be a die hard Rooster Teeth fan. How embarrassing
Buying land in ct fuck tx amirite
>>203663486he won't like this
Moldova voting on whether to join the EUhttps://pv.cec.md/cec-template-referendum-results.html
>>203663573this but with game grumps, years later I can't get youtube to stop recommending me a remix song I barely listened to
>>203663694Where's the "Be" option?
>>203663635Fuck OFF gingernonce
got up to pee and now can't sleep after slinking back into bed
I will be shitposting very strongly about Birmingham tomorrow x
all americans are religious schizos
>>203663815spirits will pick you up tomorrow
>>203663815hate itwish we could all be areligious like aussies
>>203663694
About this time of year you need to start thinking about your new year's resolutions
>>203662984no idea tbqh
>>203663949need for her to give me a boobjob from behind
>>203664048love are egg
well said joaqhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1729488680438569.webm
>>203664103makes sense. Still going to eat meat though
>>203664048don't want to alarm anyone, but this woman is a WHORE
>>203664103>joaqKnow him on a personal basis, do you?
doctorberg visit todaygonna ask her to scan me for every disease and cancer possibleneed peace of mind is all
>>203664121
>>203664192screen*
>>203664170all vegans are my brethren
might need to buy a new hard drive soon6TB used on one and 55TiB on the other (both only 8TB)
https://youtu.be/q_C7qgExFQM
thanks neolibs
>>203664192make sure she feels your prostate
*bangs on the table*Breakfast
>>203664290no need these days, blood tests find it now
>>203664298carol kirkwood's boobs
>>203664309Great!
coffee dranknow time to brush my teeth and style my hair so i look stylish for toil
>>203664334*buzzes a line through your hair with a shaver*
>>203664281I know New Zealand is big on Lord of the Rings™ tourism but naming an entire airport after the Dúnedain is a bit much.
No need for that really, was there?No need at all
just cleaned out my fridge, proper laborious work like
white men will do anything other than therapy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDiltBbhnYI
>>203664359it's not named after it, it's just a coincidence
>>203664374>that fella wearing a fedorammm...
wasn't fast food under a fiver at some point? feel like whenever I go for goyslop burgers it ends up being around £16 in most venues
>>203664372man up
>>203664374>kiking
>>203664374Trilb, kiking. I've had enough of you.
>>203664384local man discovers the concept of inflation
>>203664374https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsTo7QxxgYg
my gym has stickers throughout saying "what would arnols do? rerack your plates" with a picture of arnold schwarzeneggerhow did they not notice they misspelled his name? there's like 10 of these stickers throughout the place, bloody amateurs
>>203664414sounds like you should spend less time spell checking and more time reracking your plates
>>203664429i always rerack my plates, unfortunately there are a lot of absolute fucking spackers at my gym who either don't rerack or rerack on the wrong rack despite clear labelling, god i wish i could afford a home gym
>>203664447yeah awesome*walks off to speak with someone else*
in constant excruciating pain
might buy 32gb of ram
>>203664474uh oh watch out buddies we've got a gamer herehe's gaming
Sucking a fag
>>203664474dont see the point beyond 16gb personally and i always multitask with a fuck ton of tabs
>>203664494She'd get it
>>203664414sounds like it's ran by indians
BREAKING: 'This is not your land' - Senator Lidia Thorpe shouts at King in Australian parliament
>>203664503
>>203664512basedno kings in Australia
>>203664514
why does Lidia Thorpe not look like a disgusting abo like literally every other image I've seen of them?Looks Native American to me
>>203664476Ironically, the only time I ever play games, they're so low specifically that I could probably get away with 4... maybe 8
>>203663694They should join the EU, so should Ukraine. We should stay out of the EU. Russia should be completely blocked from Europe.
another week of work yeah
>>203663694Liberalism and European fascism will fail.The era of Eurasianist, big dickist, totalitarian Bolshevism will begin.
>>203664598european fascism doesnt exist anymore
>>203663486Go fuck yourself ausfreakhttps://derpibooru.org/2065473
>>20366448916gb is bare minimum in current yearvirtualisationchads like myself need at least 64-128gb
>>203663486lol where is the leebait here i cant find it
>>203664624>>203664605what the fuck are you schizos talking about
>>203664623what are you running virtual machines for
>>203664512Lefties be like "This isn't your land! It's stolen from natives and you have no right being here!" and also "You need to bring in more refugees and migrants into Europe. They're looking for a better life and it would increase diversity" without the slightest hint of irony.
>>203664633Newfag
>>203664633how new are you?
>>203664635for fun and tinkering
>>203664693nonce
just learned that abos in australia can fish and hunt wherever they want and everyone else is cucked by rules
Holy fuck this story is insane>NHS worker, 37, died of 'cardiac arrest after being orally raped four times' as she lay unconscious on a park bench, court hears - as jurors weep during CCTV of 'attack'>The parents of a woman who was allegedly raped to death sat together today and watched as her final moments were played to the court.>Mother-of-three Natalie Shotter, 37, was attacked after apparently falling unconscious during a night out in Southall, West London, a court heard.>Mohamed lidow, 35, is accused of orally raping her around midnight on July 16, 2021, the Old Bailey heard. He denies rape and manslaughter. >He was caught on CCTV with Ms Shotter, who was just five foot tall and weighed six and a half stone.>Ms Morgan KC claimed Iidow - who appeared in court via a live video link from Belmarsh prison - had orally raped Ms Shotter to such an extent that the 'hyperstimulation of the delicate nerves at the back of her throat' led to cardiac arrest.I've never heard of someone being orally raped to death. Some black guy face-fucked an unconscious white mother of three until she died from it.
>>203664635fl studio>inb4 use wineno, it's unstable as shit through wine
>The number of kids with special educational need (SEN) plans is up over 80 per cent since 2015. we are a nation of autists
reckon tim cook has a boyfriend?
>>203664556Yeah she looks surprisingly not hideous, but she is very white
plen
>>203664797autism is what powered the british empire
>>203663289You gonna eat that snaby?
katy feeling cronem baton brush against her round clapper in the tube
>>203664788mmhmm dat s curve was a bit much x
>>203664797every awkward kid gets labeled with autism now
cheeky trip to Asda complete. It's very nice shopping at open
>>203665009did you get anything nice?
>>203665034wet wipes and vaseline
>>203665034weekly shop, new bottle of olive oil, cheap replacement pair of earphones.
>new bottle of olive oil
Do I really have to worry about pick pockets or people trying to steal my phone while I visit London
>>203665101i prefer the finer things in life dee lad x
>>203665113Absolutely yeah. It happened to my friend who went to London. It's a dangerous shithole. Most people are non-British
thoughts?
got the tomato soup acquired haven't I lads? it soup weather
sincerely hope none of you lads sleep on your stomach
>>203665205I sleep on my cat
>young drivers should be banned from carrying passengers of a similar age, the AA has said
>>203665113Do need to worry about leaving your phone on the train and watching it speed off as you realize it's not in your pocket within the first 25 mins of being in the country
Wild how I could've had free braces as a kid which would've solved all my dental problems, but my mum said no, and here I am years later spending thousands to fix my teeth.Her excuse was "I didn't think you'd handle having braces".
republicanism on the rise in oz
you reckon the royals have like fake social media accounts and that?they must do surely. i mean the young ones at least, william and youngerbet there's some kid out there right now bullying prince george on roblox and he doesn't even know
>>203665250yeah 100%
>>203665242every poll pins it at 50-50 and in that case the status quo will always win. we just saw it with the referendum last year. it's not happening.
>>203665234I had braces and didn't wear a retainer properly and now my bottom teeth are crooked so at 28 I'm going to have braces again
>>203665250It's like the guy that bullied Elliot Rodgers on the bodybuilding forums, I wonder what he thinks of everything.One I think about is how apparently Mussolini was the school bully. Imagine being absolutely victimized by a guy for years and then he becomes the supreme leader dictator of your country with his posters everywhere.
Ideally Britain becomes a Republic first so that Australia realises that Australia is a made up country and we form one state againMakes no fucking sense that we've made each other foreigners when we're the same ethnicity
>>203665288weirdi got a permanent retainer put in my bottom teeth, guess it saved me from that
>>203665288Once your top palate is fused in place that's it, you can't even do the palate expander shit. It's extremely invasive surgery to fix it with huge risks.I can't even do braces now, I just have to keep on patching up my teeth every years with fillings.
if it's hip, it's here
>>203665271Republicanism is much more of a potentially popular issue than that Voice shit Monarchism has no part in Australian culture
making plans today. Roadmap to success dee lads
Was banned for a few days but, don't worry, your favorite yank is back :)
need a worsley gf
>>203665375>potentially popular issuegiving politicians more power is a potentially popular issue?lol, lmao
>>203665404what power does the king have currently?
>>203665395mad theres been like 6 georges but only one gets the "georgian period"others must feel like fools
>>203665404Yes mate the politicians do tend to have power in governing the country, that's how a government works
business idea: australian king
>>203665414the king effectively nil, his power is vested in the governor-general who is bound by traditionand any replacement to the governor-general will necessarily mean handing greater power to politicians
>>203665435not a single politician is popular enough to win 50% of the country and you honestly think people will support handing them more powerutter delusion from a clown. a goose, even
T-shirts have seriously become unreasonably costly the last few years, who in their right mind thinks €40 for a shirt, ONE SHIRT, is okay? The fucking cotton it’s made of costs like 2 cents in some factory in vietnam, where does the 39.98 upcharge come in? Do you really need a profit margin of 30%? Greedy cunts
>>203665197Nice to see some different sides up at the top
circumcision is wro-*googles phimosis*
>>203665375If Australians were not under a Monarchy they would literally have a colony on the moon right now
>>203665473>€40 for a shirt, ONE SHIRT, is okay? The fucking cotton it’s made of costs like 2 cents in some factory in vietnam, where does the 39.98 upcharge come in? Do you really need a profit margin of 30%?That seems off
wish it was easier in this country to buy bread that isn't ultra-processed slop
>>203665471This is all ceremonial, the governor general does literally nothing. I don't know what you're getting in such a huff about
https://voca.ro/1k7i66OqlQk1
they're active(the bin men)
>>203665529Just buy high fibre wholemeal
>>203665539exactly, the g-g does nothing and that's why it'll survive. it doesn't rock the boat. no one trusts politicians already, let alone handing them more power through some presidential system. glad you caught on lad
>>203665582>They'll have more power>More power!>The politicians will gain so much more power! Unbelievable power!Like what
>>203665553still ultra-processed junk masquerading as breadthere's even a special mark to tell you when it's actual bread and I've never seen it
Big fan of Chromebooks, me. Windows sucks.
>>203665604a total re-write of the constitution, replacing the g-g with most likely a president who will not be bound by common-law tradition in relation to their power and prerogatives or deference to the sovereign
>>203664966searching around on the floor to recover my dropped jaw after learning steven spielberg and adam sandler are jewish
>>203665672catapulted that nonce to timbuktu
the choice between inbred monarchs and oikophobe neoliberal politicians is a fucking grim one.
>>203665672The constitution can only be rewritten by referendum and this would not change under a republic, what nonsense has someone been feeding you?
>>203665707flung that freak into orbit
*surreptitiously googles oikophobe*
>>203665707mate, the constitution is filled with references to the crown. the monarch is by definition the font of law. everything is conducted in their name. literally countless instances. do you think dumping it is as simple as ctrl-f deleting "crown"?
>>203665779pulverised that cunt into thin glue
go back to twitter please
went to maccas and donald trump served me
*pic of the Chinese promoting republicanism*
>>203665828Does he fill the fries full?
>>203665779There's no reason the president of a republic can't function as a de-facto governor general with the same ceremonial role while the PM and Parliament retain executive power so yes it would be pretty much ctrl-r replacing "crown" with "presidential"
>>203665607Lad this is some weird cult, just buy wholemeal bread from Tesco or something
>>203665848yeah and he gave me 7 nuggets in my 6 piece nuggets
>>203665851why would we even need the governer general role without the crown
>>203665851and you blindly trust politicians to make that change seamlessly yeah? and you think over 50% of the country will go along with that?at this point i'm taking it further than a goose, you're a total silly sausagefrankly i'm getting 20-year-old chinky vibes
wen di pale ting walk pass wit di big clapper x
>eating bread
my bread is whole meal, meaning it's my entire lunch
mad how i live near churches that have been around since saxon times
what do religious families do when one of their children turns out to be a queerosexual?
>>203665973unlikely to be original though
dad said im not allowed to listen to newgrounds death rugby unless its with headphones
>>203666002well no but the foundations are the same
i eat breadmy whole mealno butterbread and wateri am peasanti bread
This is not your land
>>203665984they all have sex
>>203665984they say "i have no non binary xhild" and then disown them
from the redwood forest to the gulfstream waters
>>203666016sentimental tosh like when carl sagan says the atoms in your poo were stardust
>>203666048palestine will be free!
i'd like to acknowledge the traditional custodians of the thread in which we gather today
North Yorkshire Schoolboy fundraises to take toys to Kenya>UK births in 2021: 694,000>Kenya births in 2021: 1,200,000
sex sex sex sex sex FILTH
>>203666051you're probably a cunt that wishes he could build new builds over grade 2 buildings
when i came out to my family as non binary gender queer my father threatened to kick me out
we need to send british twinks to ukraine. ukraine cronem need cum receptacles to relieve stress on the battlefield
>>203666113lelftypol be like i volunteer as tribute
>>203665900Look mate I get that you don't like politicians, but the idea of never reforming anything because of a fear of corruption is a stagnant and untenable situation. If you despise the idea of only Australians governing Australia that much then maybe there's another country you hate a little less
Made a chilli but it's a little too spicy aha*Sips some milk*
this rand is your rand,this rand is my rand,how much does this land cost?'bout a million five rand
>>203666180fast forward me through toil so its dinner time for me too
>>203666208>twee hondredahahahaha
is australia ahead of us? so if you flew there you wouldnt redo your day
>>203666207aussies brits etc crack jokes and at least make attempts at conversation/debate meanwhile yanks just shit out posts like this talking to themselves for the entire thread. will never understand it
peanut butter on toast and a milky coffee down the hatch
this pan is your pan,this pan is my pan,got a sausage from ireland,cooked it up in a frying pan
>>203666243I've warned you once
Business idea. We use Aussie time in the mornings then move back to GMT in the evenings to eliminate having to work
alri lads
does this happen in your cuntry
>>2036662776'2 size 10
this can is your can,this can is my can,i just made a new /brit/ thread,even though i'm from ireland
>>203666277have bought some shoes from yanks stores online and they were very fat and broad like hobbit feet
>>203666277oh my days
>>203666305same. sometimes 10 1/2
4chan is your chan,4chan is my chan,i just posted a babecock,got myself a 3 day ban
>>203666277Bro has legs like chopsticks
this scran is your scran,this scran is my scran,he's a piccy of my scran,it was such nice scran
>>203666365could eat a comically large fry up off that forehead
this RAM is your RAM,this RAM is my RAM,i just installed a program,and it requires high RAM
tarq test: have you ever dined with service plates
I've enjoyed thisthank you
this wham is your wham,this wham is my wham,i just sucked off george michael,i'm a child from thailand
>>20366627799% sure this is that guy's fetish.
>>203666413well yeah duhyou never been to a wedding before?
you just know mr krabs be touching on spongebob when squidward aint around
this cam is your cam,this cam is my cam,if you send me 10 dollars,you'll unlock a more wild cam
>>203666440la de da look at tarquinius over herewoolies brand plastic plates and cutlery too good for you?
>>203666460I don't know what they were thinking...
this pram is your pram,this pram is my pram,i just walked into traffic,now my baby has died, damn
anyway i think that's run its course now eh
how did this pic become about chastising nonces when the scene is nothing to do with that
>>203666460from everything i've seen it just looks stale, bland, unfunny, can't imagine it even appeals to actual normie office workers
>>203666491cos we needed something to tell your da off with
rorke serving his wedding dinner on christmas-themed plasticware (it was on sale; the wedding is in february)
had egg n cress sarn for me brekgona order macdonald later for lunch i reckontry the macrib
son of rib
4kg of protein powder straight down the gob
trips comin up soooon
>>203666303what did we steal from Australia? Their precious Fosters supply?
>>203666491>THE THREAD WAS ONLY 309 POSTS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
>>203666540don't bother, it's shite
>>203666567meant sextuples sorry everyone ahaha
love drinking fosters, me mmm yes sir, local favourite
son of nuggets
wehay chocolate
>>203666593ye i've heard but it's good to try something new n rare ennitonly getting the one. will be getting the 2 burgers n 2 med chips deala nd a mcribi am not fat just a big appetite n tummy x
>>203666585lol. new meme just dropped ladspost this at the start of every newt. guy who makes memes lame
The lads staring at their screen right now dreading another daily stand-up. I'm lads.
crocheting a poo
JUST STOP TOIL
>>203665874Are Donald
>>203666622I'm so glad I don't work a job where "stand-ups" are a thing
right I'm off to see that new film about trump later homos
6s for erm... poo poo lol
son of chicken
>>203666665ffs
>>203666662wat flim ?
i know the grimblins er out there; i SEEN 'em
need a smoke
What's her problem?
>>203666781trying everything, anything to not fall into irrelevancy because she's guaranteed to lose her next election
>>203666714the lovely bones
cos i've made my mind up, you're GOing to be mine,fuck you in the shite,every dick in the poop, babe
i had a lovely boner this morning
>>203666834this happens when I think of cocks
>>203666834dude cody i had the most insane frickin boner this morning
might start the week off right and get on the cans early
married katy hugging cronem at the office for a lil too long
you don't know the real cody, and it shows
>>203666834FOY
nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic eh luigi
screaming
>>203666922ADRENALINEIN MY SOUL
>>203666941she doesn't look very aboriginal
>>203666941A lot for Charles to think about here. When all's said and done he'll probably abdicate and dissolve the monarchy as a result of this.
don't serve your country don't serve your kingknow your custom don't speak your tonguewhite man came took everyone*dun-dun*
>>203666941christ she's fucking annoyingcant say that without being called racist though can you, cant even say youre aussie anymore
>she became a single mother at the age of 17oh it shows
>>203666941extremely powerful and profound moment this
>In December 2021, Thorpe interjected to Liberal senator Hollie Hughes "at least I keep my legs shut", during a Senate discussion about people living with disabilities. When challenged on the remark, Thorpe told the Chamber: "I just got a view of something over there that disturbed me. But I'm happy to retract.” Hughes believed the statement was in reference to her autistic son, and was reportedly left in tears.
albo tightened my cock cage two notches after i called myself a true blue fairdinkum aussie
was a bit windy last nightwas scared x
>>203667078whyyou one of them owls or some such?
once fingered albo in the toilets at marrickville stationpulled my finger out after looking like a melted snickers bar, peanuts and all
Can't really go wrong with chicken and rice
>>203667007dont care about being called racist anymore except in a professional setting obviously
i appear to have awoken too late to go to office after all
>>203666781>AboriginalDo you think these people actually believe their own nonsense?Or do they know they're fucking about?
Wondering why you lads mostly ignored this guy>>203666781Then gave this one >>203666941 all them (You)s
>>203667157rice is a shit carbohydrate that gets mogged by quinoa or potato
the children should be killed
give the abos back their stolen petrol
might visit starbucks just on the offchance the very attractive girl that served me last week is there
>>203666941kick her out of the senate then, not her king, not her institutions either then
