Newfags can't do it editionSent to the Underworld : >>203625067
Good morning /med/.
Woah, a tricat.Good morning brune, andaluz.
>>203663791Prova
boring
Good morning sisters.>>203653582Not my problem. The girl who had a crush on me (k, I had a small crush on her too) in HS used to scrool shittok and the few times I saw her use tiktok, belle was always there in one of the vids.
>>203664549>The girl who had a crush on meRagebait for honest, God-fearing, simple /med/ders
Wake up /med/ders.
>>203665806Woke up
>>203665806I haven't got anything to talk about
Hello medoids.What are the news from the other provinces?
Walk extended. Now it is 8.5km. I can easily bump it to 10km but I don't want to enter town nor get lost among fields, and I prefer if I have a landmark to stop at. At most, I can arrive up to around 9.1km satisfying my lazy criterias. At least I finally extended the route.
>>203666091Doing a big poo at the cage.
Fun fact: French people always have a bunch of escargots in the pockets in case they get hungry to snack
>>203666554>tfw your emergency halal snail pack is pickpocketed on the way to the cagie
>>203666732L'horreur
Today's training.Machine pec flies 4x12 with 107 kg.Dips 4x15 with bodyweight.Machine OHP right hand only 4x8 with 27 kg.I could bench 120 kg, my shoulder was suffering a bit but not enough to stop me, that's some progress.
>>203666205based. I also did the same. Carry on friend.
>>203663791I have never learned how to triforce>>203666091currently slacking at the cage like the good terrone that I am
Have a meeting with a woman I suspect to be a certified bitch.It's over.
>>203668084>certified bitch.ask her if you can massage her feettrust me she'll love you
>>203668084Stay cool and be like water. Let it all flow away.
>>203668420That's the plan, but she will try to fuck up my Slackening plan.She will probably try to pressure me into doing things I don't legally have to do.>just refuseYes but it must be done nicely, or she will become more annoying.
>>203668535Imagine if she has a large and obnoxious tattoo on her neck
The factory IT chief is having a schizo tirade about passwords at a meeting. Very very entertaining.He wants the responsibles to manage the passwords of hundreds of machine, including changing the password every 180 days kek
>>203668607KEKhow to break /med/ders
>>203668535>She will probably try to pressure me into doing things I don't legally have to do. fuck, I can relate. I used to work jobs where I got stuck in that situation but not anymore thank god.Maybe refer to your direct boss, so if she gives you shit to do, just say it'll have to be overviewed by your boss first.
What makes the Italians so butthurt over the fact that not everyone likes tattooes?
>>203669051All italians are sesso addicts, they will ignore everything as long as they can have sesso
>>203669051I don't think they're butthurt about. There was just some arguing but no different than the small boob/big boob schism.It's nice to have different tastes.I think their culture is a bit more geared towards hedonistic tastes, fashion and lifestyle so they understand that disliking tattoos is an unrealistic criteria if you actually want a woman.
>>203669051It's just banter chud
>>203669237They get riled up as soon as someone says that they don't like tattoos.>>203669242Proving me right.
>>203669318And you guys get riled up when someone says they like tattoos or post a tattoo pic, kinda same thing.It's perfectly fine to have preferences, I don't think they care that much either way, same like you don't care that they like it.
The mind of an Italian is a simple thing.>tattooSexo>no tattooSexo
>>203669646They'd be right.My only criterias are only that a girl be nice and not retarded.>white, black, indian, asian...sexo>tall, short, fat, thin...sexo>uglysexo>tattoo, piercing, shaved headsexo
>>203669645I don't even comment.
>>203669646For me it's no sexo either way
I don't use /fit/stop making baseless accusations right after I get a ban just because there's another Scythia enjoyer there
Holy shit, I took a triple espresso and the shit that comes out of my ass is grim.>>203669813I didn't say you exclusively, no worries. Just meant anti tattoos. But really, they don't really care and know that it annoys you (again not you exclusively) so that's why they keep bantering.>>203669917Yeah at the end of it all, it don't matter much what our tastes are when only women choose.
>>203670141>I didn't say you exclusively, no worries. I know, but I can only speak for myself. I've mentioned it a couple of times, yes, but I don't do it everytime a tatted woman is posted. Hell, I'm sure I've posted tadded women before even if I'm not a fan.
So far, no nibbling. So far, so good.
Eating alone at the slopeteria. I don't mingle with those pipo.
>>203670474>Posting the mid girl again
>>203670048Was janjan being a nigger again?
>>203670834he's always a giganigger, it's how he earns his salary
>>203670606
>>203670834>>203670898Why would he work for free doe? They only did that during slavery, in exchange of regular buck breaking, but I doubt Hiro provides this.
>>203663791Tried to triforce on another board to see if I could still do it, but it didn't work.It's so fucking over.
I still keep pics from the cutest girls I found on Hinge. I wonder how creepy that is.>>203670606nice bait.
>>203666732I assume that's La DefenseVery kinoFrench people DO NOT suffer
>King Charles faced shouts of "you are not my King" from an independent senator just after he finished an address at Australia's Parliament House on the second official day of his engagements in the country.>Lidia Thorpe, an Aboriginal Australian woman, interrupted the ceremony in the capital city of Canberra by shouting for about a minute before she was escorted away by security.>After making claims of genocide against "our people", she could be heard yelling: "This is not your land, you are not my King.">But Aboriginal elder Aunty Violet Sheridan, who had earlier welcomed the King and Queen, said Thorpe's protest was "disrespectful", adding: "She does not speak for me."Level 3 anglophobic incident in the Australian parliament building this morning.Did some deep research (5 minutes of Wikipedia reading) and discovered that this woman is a clown and nobody takes her seriously, so her anglophobic jibes are ultimately just meaningless womanbabble.
>>203670048dogshit artstyle
6x7 chest press machine6x20 abs machine3x10 dumbbell shoulder press3x12 lateral raise machine3x6 wide chest press machine3x10 cable upright rows3x12 dumbbell pullovers3x7 pec deck1x7+2x8 triceps extensionFelt kinda weak as I was jogging to the gym in the morning and I thought it was going to be a mid sesh, but it was pretty lit. Increased weight on chest press machine, wide chest press machine, dumbbell shoulder press and upright rows. Was pretty tired by the time I got to pec deck, so I had to lower the shit out of the weight and only managed to do 7 reps 15 kilos below with which I usually do 10 reps. Tried increasing triceps extension too, but I don't think my form was correct, so I'll wait a bit more.Also, bought a frozen 'za in lidl that has 110% of the recommended daily intake of saturated fats in it fr fr. Finna get fat.>>203664630I suffer.
>>203671720>>King Charles faced shouts of "you are not my King"100% based
>>203672076is this 2018I remember following this bitch on instagram as a part of my scheme to appear heterosexualnot sure it's the most convincing pick desu
>>203672384Lmao you could have devised better schemes
Was doing something on Blender and tried to reuse something from the thesis and noticed I had many duplicated vertices.>>203672076If you are so tired you have to lower the weight that much, is probably time to go home.
Ticket booked to Spain.I better not see a single Indian
>>203671280Pro tip : no one can anymore>>203671720I did not have a Simpsons reference in mind, I just mean those temporary tattoos you get from malabar chewing gum sometimes.But if you want a Simpsons reference :https://youtu.be/FLwXtGx1Z2k?si=fdpOeXId-PBlKTT3&t=37I struggled to find that scene on YouTube, hence the italoid language.
>>203672423given none of my "friends" ever asked to hear about me once I moved out of town and that I deleted my account a year ago out of embarrassment that people might remember I exist every now and then I'm not sure it really worked out in the end
>>203672652>bart's italian voiceÉ cazzata?
Third shit was even worse but a necessary evil to purge myself of bad humors.>>203671720I met some abo filmmaker back in Australia and he was a cool guy. He was a friend of the family I was in and he lived with us for a week. He was a filmmaker and often told me that his short film got more awards than Drive in the same year. I still preferred Drive though.Poor guy had lost his sister and I heard him cry every night in the room next to mine.He often dropped wise one liners, I wish I could remember them.
>only 2 PM>already hit enough proteinLet's fucking go lads.>>203672445>is probably time to go home.My last set of 3 exercises was dumbbell pullover + pec deck + triceps extension.Pullover was just fine except on the 3rd set where the last 2 reps were mid at best. Triceps extensions were fine, only the pec deck was the bad part I'd say. Then again can't say I'm sad because I increased weights on both the chest press machine and the wide chest press machine. Obviously my chest had no more juice left after that for the pec deck.
>>203672652Autistic niggas would rather learn the whole Simpsons series by heart rather than learn how to talk to people
>>203673118I'm enjoying the juxtaposition in this post between talking about the experience of pooping, and the misery of the tortured artist filmmaker unable to process his grief after the death of his sister.
>>203666554Very handy snacks especially when you're watching a movie.>>203671720>Aboriginal Australian womanΩ θεΠμου.
It’s a done deal, new job for the wifey with +300€ monthly.Now I can opt for the slightly better flooring for the home.
>>203674140Are you the anon working in Germany?
This saturday felt too tired at the gym, did half the exercises and with less weight, i'm taking a week off, hope when i come back i can pull more weight at everything
>>203673287I did not learn anything, I simply watched it.>>203674454He often have a germanoid flag but doesn't work there. Muh company VPN or something.
>>203674454>working in the land of the g*rmsKEKI’d be earning more than double what I’m earning if that were true.
>>203674533>Working for a german company from LusitaniaMy god, he knows no suffering
>>203674533>VPNYep. That’s how I discovered germs have a very heavily censored YouTube, though not as badly as in China.
>>203674571>I’d be earning more than double what I’m earning if that were true.That's sounds like a shitty deal then, hope you are still making good money even if you are not in Germany
>>203674600>implying>>203674655I earn more than double the Portuguese average (plus tip). Lurk moar.
A track exists. The name is forgotten and so is the artist. A half-assed memory.
>>203674758>I earn more than double the Portuguese average>Average portuguese makes 700€>So he makes 1500€ topsNot that impressive Pedrinho do Carbalho Ferreiro da Silva
>>203674846Seems like a great line to start a book.
>>203674846Are you depressed? You sound like you are on the verge of suicide
>>203674868My name is Mtumbo N’Peté Santos, in honour of my black ancestors (whiter than me).And stop baiting anons.
>>203673417kek I can always count on you to find poetic irony in my brainlet posts (3rd time it happened)>>203674846>>203674886Portubro is right, it's a well written sentence.
>>203674909Contain your excitement.
Talking about books, I learned recently that the main office qt wrote 2 fiction history books.I'm the only person she ever told apparently.
>>203675164If this was a persona game your bond would have strengthened and you would have gotten one extra potion slot.
>>203675030>My name is Mtumbo N’Peté Santos, in honour of my black ancestors (whiter than me).>Not denyingHeh, i shall tell you i made that much money flipping burgers at a BK>And stop baiting anons.Wut?
I made 2900€ in August making crêpes and galettes
>>203675164My list of books that will never be read slowly grows.
>>203675318Impressive, one more proof that the iberian peninsula is third world compared to Europe
>>203675318c'ant suffer in Gallia
>>203675197kek, based postI've just been farming social links for the past weeks. I'm waiting for any romantic option to open up now.>>203675318breizhed and fromentpilled.>>203675374yeah same, I want to read it but I'll have to probe her more.
>>203675542
>>203675677Forget about it.Let's talk about boys instead.
>>203675542I kneel before your Jewry. My ultimate dream is to live off investments.
>>203675717Very, very suspicious.I already got the info I need, it's too late.
>>203675644Oh no, I was referring to my list which you reminded me of.
>>203675717give me your money or ill tell viktor orban what you're up to
Meeting was not so bad, not the person I expected but still try the "it's hard for the company right now anon"
>>203675542I remember you complained about the economic situation of Hungary and your parents losing their economic standing.Of course, some rich scum complaining about how hard he has it, your greed knows no bounds.
Time to go home, listened to some medders musics I had on the backlog, some genealogy, et voilÃ
>>203676072Bourgeois fakecel maxxing out of boredom after seeing Joker at the kinoplex
Masks are falling off...
>>203672652Few things are as kino as old Simpsons episodes dubbed in a Romance language
>>203676270the hungarian is a federal agenthe keeps forgetting his script
>>203676566The Hungarian is a fakecel who lets his girlfriend post instead of him sometimes.
>>203676747>all this time, you thought you were posting with autists, neckbeards, gymcels, and a random married portuguese man>there were actually cute hungarian girls here all along
>>203676566That webm is one of the greats. So easily punchable, he makes it seem effortless.>>203676112Enjoy fren. I still gotta wage until 6pm.
Eurocoin London.
>>203677013Also what if a British rose is lurking in this thread, reading your posts and trying to find you.Should be easy enough, guy in his thirties who likes cats and videogames.
My tard wrangler at the office told me I couldn't broadcast gory short horror films for Halloween...I gotta find something tamer.
>>203678021The hr is like the antichrist.
>>203678012If a British "rose" is lurking this thread and attempting to find me, she is probably highly mentally ill and deserves the most comprehensive treatment that the NHS can provide in Bedlam hospital.>>203677825I have never seen this design of coin before in my life.>>203678021Let me guess, it was a woman who told you that you couldn't show these horror shorts?
Magyaranon deleted the post and disappeared. I hope that wasn't too bad for him. It's ok to have hustles and stuff fren, no need to vanish!>>203678056>>203678155both right. You guys are good at catching patterns.>attempting to find meI'm sure there are already 2, I can feel their presence.
>>203678155I like it. The face with the rays has this sort of Art Deco look to it which I enjoy.https://en.numista.com/catalogue/exonumia39423.html
>>203675885>My ultimate dream is to live off investments.Don't we all dream of that.I'd also run a coffee or a pastry biz for the lulz though.>>203676072My parents losing their economic standing and commies btfo'ing my great-great-grandparents' economic standing is what made me decide to risk it all and become a burgeoisecel doe.If gobbunism wasn't a thing I'd probably be running a corner store, but lefties decided that was le bad.Also, my parents literally let me grow my hair too much as a kid because they were saving money even on getting a haircut cuz things were that bad.
>>203678626I don't even get what is it that he said that it is wrong. He's rich, so what?
>>203672526>me as a kidI want to fuck a girl in her 20s>me nowI want to fuck a 13 year old girl
Over than>H>R>EVoltaire is very redpilled, and there is a lot of good banter in his stories. What a Chud.>“Only a blind person is allowed to doubt that the whites, the negroes, the albinos, the Hottentots, the Chinese, the Americans, are entirely different races... Their round eyes, their flat noses, their lips always thick , their differently shaped ears, the wool of their head, the very measure of their intelligence, put prodigious differences between them and other species of men. And what demonstrates that they do not owe this difference to their climate is that black men and women, transplanted to the coldest countries, always produce animals of their species there...>It is with regret that I speak of the Jews: this nation is, in many respects, the most detestable that has ever defiled the earth.Do you have such philosophs in your cunt?
>>203678864My preferred philosopher from my country is Thomas Hobbes>during the time men live without a common Power to keep them all in awe, they are in that conditions called Warre; and such a warre, as is of every man, against every manhttps://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Thomas_HobbesTranslation: without a government, every man will just fight every other man in a state of war (he spells it "warre" because it was a long time ago).
>>203678864>And what demonstrates that they do not owe this difference to their climate is that black men and women, transplanted to the coldest countries, always produce animals of their species there...But the climate selected for those genes in the first place. Natural selection.
>>203678637The obverse is definitely a little less stylish than the reverse, but I like the art deco theme too. What year is it from? I can't find any mention of how old it is.>>203678666>I'd also run a coffee or a pastry biz for the lulz though.You want to interact with members of the public on a daily basis in a customer service role? Have you ever worked a job serving the general public? It is the secret 10th circle of Hell.
>>203678864My favorite philosopher in my country is Camus.He btfo'd both theists and nihilists in one swoop and find the key to happiness in the face of chaos.
>>203679358>Have you ever worked a job serving the general public?I used to work in a station or whatever is called of the library of our city when I was like 14-15 for a really short time. Basically it was part of the library, but it was more than 10 kilometres away from the main building of the library and had far fewer books ofc.People weren't dickheads, but maybe things changed in those 7-8 years. Then again, it wasn't in the city either and countryfolx are usually kinder than city slickers.
>>203679918>working at a rinky-dink rural hungarian libraryComfiness overload.
>>203676028You have sex whenever you want, so your quality is life is better than mine. Simple as.I on the other hand can't even have nor straight sex nor gay sex.
Just cracked open a beer? Apparently you can thank a Maltese for that.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Bajada>>203679358I can't find any either.
>>203679993It was comfy af, I'll let you know that.VGH I remember me and the other lad working there leaving for lunch break and just saying fuck it and buying mini donuts for us once every week.
>>203680070>in Hamrun, a colony of the British EmpireStill is if you consider the similarities between the average Londoner and Hamrun inhabitant
Might eat some asian slop this evening.>>203679993thought the same.If shit ever goes south at my current job, I'll go work at a library.
>>203680070btw my first thought was : how is that swimmer of the great siege related to this?
>>203680131Yeah, it is rather funny that a Ħamruniż invented that opening mechanism to facilitate the consumption of beer.>>203680164Yeah. Out of all names they had to have the same name (albiet in different languages) and surname.
>>203680023sexo isn't all there to itit's pretty demoralizing to spend 12hrs breaking your back in a kitchen then finally coming home and end up too tired to do anything fun with your bfat least I can live like a king for a while in hrvatska now
>>203680443no way this shit is real.
Coincidentally, two days ago I was complaining about being unable to open a can of shandy.
>>203680443why you won so much in august doeor is this brut
I love how jeets talk on the internet. They start in english and coming from nowhere they shidni patit nel bharat jhai yeh tabhiat karai
At la défense i saw a nigga trying to talk to a woman (i think young beurette)she tried her best to get away for him and he condeded defeat kek
>>203680914it's not just jeets, many thirdies
>>203680914This is especially annoying when I'm trying to watch some phone review and while the title is in English they immediately switch to their language making me lose time.Very dishonest behaviour.
>>203680484how did you miss the news?>>203680548I was literally working 70hr weeksdidn't even include my tipsmust be 3100 total
>>203681062>I was literally working 70hr weekswho cares if bossman pay only 35 doe
>>203676747Ye said he was fat, and as everybody knows fat people can't get gfs
>>203681170Never said that, probably was some other Greek who's rude.
>>203681145legally I worked 42hrs a week I got paid every else in cash
>>203681292>most honest restauration worker
>>203681231He*Gramatical mistake
>>203681318It's the employers who force employees to work under the table for overtime.
>>203681361Of course he would say that to hide his fakecel status.
>>203681318unironicallychefman didn't even pay most of what he owed me
>>203681170>Ye said he was fatwhat a chud
>>203681292kek, people seems to evate taxes everywhere
>>203681603evade*
>>203681567What is Kanye thinking about.
Ah, Paul Di'Anno died.
>>203680443>it's pretty demoralizing to spend 12hrs breaking your back in a kitchen then finally coming home and end up too tired to do anything fun with your bfYeah I get that.Anyways, do you still plan on going to uni? If yes, when do you think you'll start?
Good day med am back.Since the weather is nice I went to nice small woolk with dad.Today's cagie was horrendous, I had 17 phone calls I couldn't work at all.
>>203678666Good, I don’t want to be the richest guy here (I’m not, it’s Moselle).>>203681738Sad news.
>>203682025>(I’m not, it’s Moselle).Thanks for making me laugh
>>203682068I’m just ranking people by consoomerism. Magyaranon takes the lead by a long shot, then you, then I guess me.
>>203681939next September not really sure where ill end up thoI wish there was a way for small artists to make a living other than by drawing furry pornlike being a concept artist for fantasy games would be so comfyboomers had it good
>>203682148I'm at the bottom.
>>203682182hot...
>>203682177I think drawing translate well to modelling and texturing, or also 2D art for videogames.If you actually wanted to do it for real prepare to work your ass off for possibly not getting a job.
https://youtu.be/t5jaRipA5_M?si=rV4xFfi8bFnRcQZO
>>203682148>Magyaranon takes the lead by a long shot>says the nigga who bought a house
>>203682177>be John Howe>massive autist>draw lord of the rings scenes>editors start buying your pictures for lotr book editions>get called as consultant for the films, then the amazon series, also video games>get massively rich>still autisticBoomers had it good.
>>203681738Fuck
>>203682148I'm low in the consooming scale, ever since I stopped smoking I basically spend money only for food, rent, utilities and books (minus the holiday, I suppose)
>>203682177>next September not really sure where ill end up thoYou mean not sure which uni you'd like to go to, or not completely sure yet which degree you'd like to get? Or perhaps both of those?
>>203682236eh I'll just try to find something with a decent pay that doesn't require to work 70 hrs a week so I have to draw out of passionsome anon recognized my art style and posted a pretty old drawing of mine when I was sharing some art in a thread a couple days agofeels good that a couple people actually save my stuff
>>203682182H-hot…>>203682334Haven’t bought it yet, just the land parcel and the services of a cute architect and some engineers (as of now).
>>203682177Just draw the furry porn, you have it so easy, i've yeard they make tons of money
>>203682456>feels good that a couple people actually save my stuffI mean, people literally save nico's asshole :^)
>>203681652How to ruin his career even more
>>203682177>like being a concept artist for fantasy games would be so comfyBethesda, hire this man
I wonder if this counts as anglophobia or not.>>203682501>Haven't bought it yet>B-but uhhhh it belongs to meSure thing chud.
>>203682346saw some his stuff irl in landerneau last yearI'm seriously mogged tho... wish I was classically trained>>203682407mainly not sure wtf id even do with a biology degreeill go wherever the carries me I suppose>>203682527nico's asshole a beautiful dadaistic piece of surrealist photography tho?
>>203682607That's anglo-hinduphobia, that's levels worse in the racism chart
>>203682649>mainly not sure wtf id even do with a biology degreeResearch the gay genes ig chef.
>>203682524it rots your soul inside outused to talk a while back to nigga from /ic/ on discord that did pretty impressive digital art but sold out to gooner commissionshe's a complete tranny now and just draw retarded lazy gooner art even as his passion pieces when he really had potential imo
>>203682607I don't think that's real>>203682687I wouldn't say it's Hinduphobic because his height is the subject of the post, not his religion
>>203681652he found a way to blame (((them)))>>203681738RIPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2ct4xXak24>>203682025I just know I'm the poorest and the blackest in here
>>203682607>jammer dat hij brits is!
One of my favourite pastimes: checking flightradar24 app each time a plane passes to see from where it comes from and where it lands. Since I'm currently near Madrid there is much traffic.
>>203682758You have to know yourself and know if you can resist the rot>>203682789But the person he's talking about is anglo-indian, so that's racist according to the Black Lives Matter standards
>>203682710I need to get a master's in evolutive biology so I can figure out wtf vetulicolians areand also know wtf is up with that one radiodont in devonian deposits what are chitinozoans too... it keeps me up at night... >>203682894actually ai slop has ruined the furry porn commission market lol
bought the slop, fake blood and a wig.The plan is moving along nicely
>>203683289Show up at the office with the wig on and covered in the fake blood screaming I'M A WOMAN NOW
Track found.
>JE SUIS UNE FEMME AUJOURD'HUI!!!!!
>>203683618>>203683882kek, made me laugh irlIt's actually quite close to my plan
>>203683882There has got to be a Doom edit of this somewhere.
>andalucia cosplays as a fascist scum on halloween.>catnigga dresses up as a cat>>203681170I literally know a guy who has a gf and he weights above 100 kgs tho.>inb4 he's richHe's poor af. He's a goofy ahh guy doe.
I knew it, found it after 10 seconds of searching the archive.
>>203684241I have a few friends like that, the only common thing i found is that they met alone and other girls didn't have a word in their relationship. If the are other girls it turns into retarded hivemind and no one is Chad enough. If left alone, the girl's autism takes over and her inability to take decision becomes evident, so she just goes with the flow.(might have not happened)
>>203684241That's because Hungarian women aren't as picky or materialistic as western women. They love men for the size of their hearts, not the size of their wallets.
>>203684241>>andalucia cosplays as a fascist scum on halloween.I would never.
>>203684457Fat people have objectively bigger hearts, as they have to pump with triple the strength to manage to push enough oxygen through all those fatty cells. The cholesterol around the heart muscle also doesn't help.
>>203684457>That's because Hungarian women aren't as picky or materialisticPffffff-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>203684539>cardiologist's face when he sees me walking towards him, and he realises how much money he's about to make
>>203684597>the defined jaw>the subtle sheerness of the skirt>the legsSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXX>>203684747>when he realises he can't even profit from organ transplants
>>203684206
>>203684898My favourite image I've seen all year (counting only the non-sexual ones).
>>203684731Unironically, I wonder how many people on 4chan will suffer this fate. 10%? 20%? I dunno.
I have decided to embrace a life of eternal celibacy and inceldom at age 18reason: Height
>>20368521410% or 20% seems like the nromal rate nowadays, so speaking of 4channers, I'd say 35%.
>>203685214Depends on the board. On /int/? Less than 20%. On /co/? Less than 5%. /r9k/? 30-40%.
>>203685355You like cartoons then, I assume
>>203683882why did he do it
>/med/ talks about andaluzanon fucking nuns>strange threads appear on /fit/Hmm...>>>/fit/75332224
>>203684597>>203684806or me, is the tummy
>>203685501>when you watch Hamilton's cornrows on the monitor
>>203685426I am impartial to them. But it's a well-known fact that /co/ is a hotbed of women and femaleness.
>>203685543Nevermind /aco/, now THAT's full of females (female).
The issue with the Maltese government dressing up bird trapping as a research programme to appease the trappers whilst trying to fool the EU shows that our government thinks that everyone out there is a retard like the masses that gather at their political rallies waving party flags and chanting slogans.
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>>203685540that would be this P. Diddy they keep talking about
>>203685965
Another day of NEETdom.
>News about the storms in Italy.>Interviews with locals translated.How far we have fallen.
>>203686459>journos interview someone in Portugal>99% of the time it's a brazillianYou don't know suffering.
>>203686743Catberg on a mad one
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>>203686932Cheeky buggerIs that a ferret or a mink? Looks like some sort of mustelid
>>203687006Yeah looks like a ferret/mink/skunk/weasel/marten
>>203686932love a good 'mal webm
>>203687144Dude got bullied by a sea lion
>>203686603
>>203687144>>203687199>neiiiin das ist meine stuhl>neiiin nicht die Handtuch>Ich muss einen anderen Stuhl reservieren>Im Jahr 40 würde es so nicht passieren, nein, so würde es UBERHAUPT nicht passieren
>>203686932>>203687144I love animals <3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNiInqEFdQk
>>203686932Same energy.
>>203686603>>203687387Kek. I’d rather have Brazilians than indians
Oh my god I just ate the mochi that came with the sloppa and it was mangoe cream inside. It was so good holy shit, didn't expect that.
>>203687689He's like a liberal politician :Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfauyGbueR0
Plaps.
>>203687689What a dork >>203687921Did you have a foodgasm ?
>>203684457>They love men for the size of their hearts, not the size of their wallets.Catnigga, I...
>>203687144Sometimes I go on >>>/an/ - it's a good board
>>203687972>He's like a liberal politician :DOr, in the UK, literally any politician.>>203687992>hey anon, my feet are freezing, do you think you could warm up my toes with your mouth? i'll pay you, of course!Can you imagine
Ever tried this kebab place Catnigga ?
>>203688210Looks too fancy.
>>203688090No.
>>203688210Is that the one of Podolsky?
>>203688210>eating kebab from a chain restaurantAbsolutely soulless. I bet it's overpriced garbage, and they probably give you that thick German bread instead of a thin pitta.>>203688066>>203684597Stop being gynophobic to magyarese women, they are angyalkácskák, and the fact that Hungary's birth rate is increasing while the west's is in decline only proves my point.
>>203688494>the fact that Hungary's birth rate is increasingbet they are all gypsies
>>203688494>they are angyalkácskákKek'd.Birthrate is unironically gypsies breeding though.
>>203688523Fascist scum.
>>203688494>angyalkácskákAre you choking anon?
>>203688660
>>203688660also, see >>203688592
>>203688676I'm choking with affection for cute girls.I'm choking on the injustice you've shown them.I'm choking in this toxic, misogynistic miasma you've all created in this thread.>>203688784I choose to ignore evidence that contradicts my theories or makes me look bad.
>>203689142I don't know why but your reply brought back to my mind this meme, kek
>>203688494>thick German breadnani ?
>>203688210Not him but I should try it>>203688494>>203689390The German bread is a lot better than the crappy pitta most British places give you.t. Had a kebab in Germany once and it was much better than British ones
>>203689460The duality of British kebab enjoyers
New conspiracy theory:One of the /med/ders is a bizfag (probably moselle) >>>/biz/59103825
>>203689548If I were a bizfag I wouldn't be wasting my prime years in the cagie right now
>>203689390Germans give you kebabs that are like 50% bread, so they can cheap out and go easy on the meat. Same thing happens with French Tacos too btw (they also stuff them with chips, so there's even less meat).>>203689379I had a dream once that China invaded Taiwan. I was so tired and in such a deep sleep, that when I woke up, I was a bit confused about whether it was real or not.
Okay FMA:B is super based, I can't look away now. I guess it's just the start that was a bit harder to watch because I already had seen '03>>203688026yeah close to it. I didn't expect the insides to be that juicy
>>203689776The start was rushed in FMA:B because they expected the viewers to have watched the original anime adaptation.Also, watch Summertime Render Gman, it has horror elements after all, you should enjoy it.
>>203689573>I should find a job because I don't have money to my name>finds job>works for 2 weeks (80 hours)>buys an electric carI also know about you paying content creator nibbas to make wario vids.
>>203689142>I choose to ignore evidence that contradicts my theories or makes me look bad.expected from the perfidious alb*on
>>203689835>rushedIt makes sense but I guess my fatigue was due to '03 mainly, not really Bortherhood's fault.But holy shit, B goes hard fast once you go past the 10th ep.It feels like more happened in 26 eps than in the whole of '03.>Summertime RenderIt's on my list fren! Once I get through FMAB and finish reading Steins;Gate, Summertime Render is up next!I'll tell you when I start.
Sad about Di Anno's deathhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7DcVwd31uC0&pp=ygUHUHJvd2xlcg%3D%3D
>>203689902Not my fault if automatic car aren't that common and gas cars are high maintenance.Also no nibbas are making Wario videos, the YouTube channel that mostly makes them hasn't posted in 9 months.
>>203690048He ran free.
>>203690429Pasta e fagioli
>>203689994What you call "perfidious", I call "selective knowledge disclosure".>>203690048>no sticky on /mu/Appalled by the lack of respect.
>>203690429This video looks like what dudes in the 2000s think is the sexiest things that can be seen.
>>203690468Borlotti o cannellini?
>>203690487I remember she was famous on the internet back in the early 2010sMust be over 35 by now.
>>203690508Yeah i'm checking some folder i didn't check in a while
Hey wait a minute, we've got 47km of coast that means I technically belong here.
>>203690487Gorgonzola fetuccino>>203690469Yeah, he deserved a sticky
>>203690610Took you long enough to realize
>>203690610And so does Bosnia, but let's not anticipate events
>>203690610I consider all Yugoslavians part of /med/ even if Croatia doesn't want them here.
Good night med>>203690594I miss the early 2010s
>>203690650You're a dirty slut mario, I'll snap your spaget.>>203690698dreadful visions beyond description>>203690727thanks that means a lot
I tried to warn you people about tattoos. You think a silly little butterfly on the small of a woman's back or a few stars on her ankle won't lead to any harm, but it's a slippery slope that leads to situations like this: >>203679217Brazilian women are literally injecting blue ink into their eyeballs to destroy their natural beautiful brown eyes.
>>203691078Don't care keep sending them
Good night, sweethearts.>>203690093>Not my fault if automatic car aren't that common and gas cars are high maintenance.My point was that your car wasn't that cheap fr fr.
>>203690610Took you longer than the border's length to realise.
I should order a Halloween costume.
>>203691078Honestly I draw the line at butterfly tattoos. A recipe for disaster
>>203692271The frog should cheer up, there are good things in this worldIf you're in a McD's and there's a fight then just leave, it's not difficult
another shit datewhy am i doing this to myself
>>203692764Describe the date and the girl.
>>203689619My newfound good kebab place (ran by Portuguese, quite odd) has a choice of bread: thick bread, thin pitta or wrap/durum. I always choose wrap (the extra large size).
>>203689776Full Metal Alchemist is a very good shounen.>>203690048Same.
>>203692781>girlworse than her pictures, ok body, bad facenot a bad personality or anything, generally upbeat but kinda basic>date drinks at an underground bar then we walked a bitat no point did she seem open to my (slight advances) or seemed romantically interested in me
>>203693090There was a time in which a girl I had a date with had a detached attitude with me, or at least I didn't see any interest. We ended up having sex the next meeting.
>>203693457desu i'd probably aim for 2nd meeting if she was attractive. She wasnt
>>203693457What the fuck are you doing here? Go to Twitter or Reddit or something
>>203693654Twitter and Reddit are both shit though
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>>203688090Fair point>>203690429Mmmm <3>>203690610Welcome>>203691078Oh... :(>>203691794Sleep tight
Let's get that bump limit
>>203693945I was just about to go to sleep. I didn't notice. Bump limit it is.
>>203693945Haie haie cap'n
>>203693945>>203693975Here we gohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrlKfUKC7Vk
I listened to Iron Maiden's first two albums tonight. Those songs will never grow old. I don't care what he did or anything of that sort, I'm sad about Paul's death. I've spent years listening to nothing but Iron Maiden, until I realised - metaphorically speaking - that there's much more to metal than just them. A sombre evening.https://youtu.be/QUsibOlkt-o?si=Oi2xlkrotCpvdw7z
Lovely raindrops outside. I love the rain, even if it might be an inconvenience.
>>203694114Sad news indeed
Ohh those were flashes. God is practicing photography.
Barely audible. They're distant, for now.
That wraps it up.
>>203694251You're literally me>>203694293He's literally me>>203694332>>203694362Mmmm, I imagine
