selectspecs edition
i appear to have awoken too late to go to office after all
How end life
the days are getting longer, nights getting warmer, maybe i like this evil incel freak life after all
>>203667178was just saying this on /brit/ a minute ago
well
>>203667193don't agree with any of this
Wondering why me poos are being so mushy and hotI ate normal good scran yday. Doesn't make senseSuppose I had a tub of ice cream actually come to think of it. But I don't see why that would give ya boy the squits
>>203667193wow it's the opposite for me and everyone else in the thread! very wacky isnt it
>>203667237maybe you're just a disgusting pig demon, have you considered that?
george iii lived 81 years and never left the south of englandlouis xvi saw the ocean once, marie-antoinette supposedly neversad
just checked and my life is indeed still over
>>203667215well what? am i supposed to be concerned, annoyed, impressed by this? what is it?
>>203667220>>203667240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sew4rctKghYdid a watch of this now i realize that everyone who hates pork is either a huge mong parroting 19th century science or deeply entrenched in their muslims/jewish identity
>>203667263the madness of king george is also a good movie and is what spurred this fascinating post
I'm a bassline junkie (what?)I'm a bassline junkie (tell 'em again)I'm a bassline junkie (tell 'em again)And I like it funky (yeah)
I have had so many Silent Hill 2 dreams over the years and, honestly? They are genuinely terrifying.
>>203667289pork?? nah thats haram bro *rapes my 10 year old cousin*
>>203667270
i love monkeys they are the best :)they go aah aah ooh ooh eeh eehmonkeys are my favourite animales :)
Some people are addicted to fame, power, money, me? An anime website
>>203667415same. anime? don't care for it.
pnit
>>203667452wow it's evening over there and morning for everyone else! quirky isnt it
1 in 3 Americans watched the last episode of Seinfeld live.
>>203664506nah all the employees are white
>>203667485you on the left
>>203667497only episode ive not seenkeep doing that
dont know anyone who actually went to see avatar 2
Fuck the australians
>>203667522ktim
heheheheh he wants to fuck wacky bruce
Kill yourself then surely?
tenderly & passionately
6 hours of sleep is absolutely fucked. Going straight to bed when I get home, whole day of toil til then urrrrrgggghhhhh
JUST LET EVERYONE HAVE HEROIN FOR FREEUNIRONICALLY
(American eating a vegetable) This would taste amazing if it had a cheeseburger in it
>>203667522diego
another weekend of being evil and uglyand now another week of being ugly and evil
>>203667556who would really want a job supervising drug addicts
sticking in to the big man
>>203667556maybe they would if they allowed them to do it safely under medical supervision
a pint at the rugglestone inn for me.
>>203667602what evil thing have you done recently
does zoomertok censor the word "cancer"? they censor any other word related to death so i tentatively assume "cancer" is censored as well
catberg drinking from the water butt tap again
Why are the Welsh so brown?
sticking it in the big man
>>203667665Dont know, why are the Welsh so brown?
>>203667556NHS is already dying now we have to allocated more resources so crackheads can get high
>>203667662do you ever use it?>>203667665theyre not really but i suspect thats not what you want to hear
got looney tune on
>>203667665name 10 brown native welshman. and dont include tom jones in that list
>>203667665it's not unusual lad x
a gu frd fiii finpo ixee ber er r
>>203667675Like you’d know
cor lovely chicken and rice there. Had the Basmati I did. Lush
>>203667556why dont they just deport all the foreign criminals bringing in the drugs
>>203667707dont get it
youve got to have your scran
>>203667677dont worry mate, they'll just increase your taxes to treat the symptom rather than the cause. hope thats ok x
>>203667678used it for the my chilli plants over the summer and for my bonsais and mother in law's tongue
>>203667640existed in the vicinity of decent peopledrinking too muchhad evil thoughtsbeen lazy
THE LAST THREAD WAS ONLY 309 POSTS OLD YOU SICK FUCKS
>>203667745fucking hell thought you had it all for a second then mr gucci loafersa bee daya catberga fancy planta wifebut no youre actually just a little gremlin like the rest of us arent you
>>203667764you will never be evil
get the gay porn demons appeased
>>203667862kek this is me
>>203667764you're only british, after all
How many Scots would vote for independence in a possible new referendum?
I want her to excrete on me.
>>203667778waiting for the cronem to pull up
Whiteboys dinner
i call the big one bitey
>>203667845i wish
>>203667863No it's not, it's some German guy
been posting for several minutes in the wrong thread what am I like aha
>>203667902where's the noodles
>>203667902Some good slop there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaOyuQAq5sMits lush
>>203667902
>>203667713bizarre choice for 9 in the morning
>>203667835
>>203667902oh my daaaaays
It’s not unPOOsual to be loved by anyone
>>203667321how can you just sit there and eat pizza
>>203667966very droll
>>203667932state
in my restless dreams... i see that town.... Poowong
>>203667943I was up at 4am so not that bizarre for me
>>203667932using powerful crystals to manifest pain and suffering for seasidemark
if you’re getting a handjob it doesn’t really matter if the hand is male or female since it’s just a hand
i'm only poo man, after alldon't put the blame on me
>>203668000mm those flakes of Teflon really give the food an extra cancer kick
>>203667932Washing up liquid and a quick scrub of the air fryer not for him
coffee no.2 on the cards
>>203668000grimoli
>>203668021same with mouths and arseholes too really
>>203667932>unsmokedgrim
I pulled in to Poowongmusta been about half past dead
Gays out there taking literal dicks in the ass to give incels a bigger chance and people are hating on them
>>203668021most of sexual pleasure comes from mental arousal thoughbeit
White people be like mmmm a cheese, apple, and ham sandwich yum yum
>>20366806340s and 50s Warner cartoons are so wholesome
Rorke?
>>203668063Batty means crazy in the US.
>>203668096dey be like its rich in fibre :)
lads take the electric toothbrush pill
>>203668079if that were true than surely imagination wanks would be considered superior to actual sex
howlinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kyf3K_rHqT4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kyf3K_rHqT4
bit bored with life at the moment
take a load off fannyand you put the load right on me
I'm watching a little rascals film from the 1920s and the boxing gloves slipped off a boxer during a fight and flew through the air and hit the two black kids in the crowd in the face and knocked them out of their seats and I'm crying laughing
>>203668154I will never know what that song is actually about
>>203668130In some ways they are lad, in some ways they are...
>>203668072>>203668156
Had a dream pictures of seasidemarks cock leaked on here and it was massive Then the dream cut and he was shagging some woman in a tent What does this mean for my mental state?
>>203668156Enjoy seeing black children get battered do you?Sick FUCK
just did a piss without holding my penis. a very liberating experience
shitting my proverbial guts out
Might stick on Legally Blonde 2. It's gonna be for me.
>>203668195gfberg said its pure dog shite
>>203668195Didn't quite enjoy the spinoff "De-facto Brunette"
>>203667645read this to the tune of camp granada, if that was the intended effect then good for you
>>203668191sit to piss, mehands-free every timewon't let my sense of masculinity be dictated by society
https://tetris.com/play-tetrisMy high score is 72,610Can some of you lads play so I know if that's good or not
>>203668229just seen a ghostly apparition of an elderly white man surrounded by buxom blacks appear in my room and command me not to click this link
>>203668195it might not be for me but it is for you
>>203668229Maybe the real high score is never playing it in the first place
it lush
>>203668224germans do thatdas sitzpinkler lolmeant to be good for you or something but i just feel like it doesnt all come out
I can’t hit my proteeeinnn NINE pints of guinness
>>203668259i want him dead ASAP
>when you're licking Emma Watson's balloon knot
>>203668248it's literally "tetris.com" mateif you really don't trust that then you can just search "tetris" and click the top result
want to play the silent hill 2 remake GRRR wish i could afford a ps5
>Outkast - Land of a Million Drums.aac
>>203668304Just can't take the tetrisk
today's worldle is an easy one
doing one of those squelchy farty muddy poos, not diarrhoea but very sloppy still
>>203668335Must be your mum's bedroom (everyone knows what that looks like haha)
>>203668335what is it? i'll do it in front of the proto-gf and get it in one to impress her
made a webm of itnot quite as funny without context but still
just got called a twonk in esso
>>203668353racismlad would have LOVED thisrip to the big man, taken too soon
>>203668289why do you pretend to be emmayank you autistic kid touching cunt
Just got called Gregg at the racism convention
>>203668350bit uninspired mate >>203668351shant be spoonfeeding you. use your brain lad
>>203668353screaming
Just got called a sissy wytboi for bbc by someone driving past me in a van
>>203668353
>>203668381>pretend
>>203668412blimey the woke mob wouldn't let you get away with this today
I'll brap the world and melt with poo
Leather jacketed communist tank commanders running over the thick heads of sensitive young men with T-72s.
>>203668458it tardigrade
>>203668482think about men in leather a lot dont you
>tfw someone says they found Hitler's body so you gotta give 'em that Felton stare
they call me top shagger round my ends
>>203668524cool! They call me Alex :)
>>203668498Leather trenchcoats are Bizzased
>>203668516genuinely fucking despise this retardall his videos are just reading wikipedia pages in his monotonous autism voice
>>203668561>just reading wikipedia pages in his monotonous autism voicehits too close to home hmm?
>>203668516thats Dr Felton to you
you taking a know'm saying census, why you counting my know'm sayings
smoking dude weed lmao
i hate speaking. i wish i could communicate telepathically
on the peppers and eggs
>>203668654you can
>>203666666
becoming harder and harder to tell what's real and what isn't
https://youtu.be/jlF0_FPTFPI
https://youtu.be/F6Po9QEDERU
Wish I was a paranoid schizophrenic addicted to crack
>Giulia Manfrini, 36, was fatally injured after a swordfish speared her in the chest while she surfed in the waters off Ombak Bengbeng, near Masokut Island, according to local authorities.omd
>>203668682Based
Need more one drive storage
>>203668718heartbreaking x
>>203668751certainly was for her !!
might make some soup. Well it better than giving to bookies
>>203668682don't care whatever anyone says about it this is my favorite action film
>>203668767https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMe0iNpy4V8
>>203668682Gran on a mad one there at the 3 second mark.
>>203668791never see Mark with this kind of money anymore. He need to get back to the bookies my leeed
Aha
>>203668827Squeaking like a kookaburra at this
wanking my nans arse
>>203668827the other one stayed seated though
>from the greatest power on the planet to thisShameful innit?
>>203668863smartest brit poster
>>203668863think about it a little more lad
>>203668863
>>203668877babylon fellachaemenid fellmacedon fellrome fellway she goes lad just way she goes
if i was that lad i'd close the thread and take the day off after that shocker my word
*stinks the thread up*
get them wankedget them housedget them routes secured
I've got the gay porn on
there is something so beautiful about an erect penisI just want it in my mouth
>>203669041Chichi man
>>203668863good bait this
>>203669059I can't tell my parents I'm gay because they're muslim but I just want to be myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaWyD7cVI4s
>>203669011good lad
I just want to get pounded by a big british cock
anyone been on threads lately what the FUCK
I know which of you lot are habitual compulsive pathological liars
>>203668889>>203668894>>203668901>>203668909>>203669073gg ez
I just took my ADHD meds
>>203669170Oh yeah?
I also have autism
>>203669195>i was just pretending to be retardeloool u got me good my g
>>203668767that soup was definitely for me
I am deeply unhappy
wish i lived in alaska
>>203669374we can tell lol
I don't want to spam the thread every day but it's become a habit now
>>203669374no happy man posts on this website
how do I stop?
Angola has a population of 38 million people and is 5 times bigger than the UK
I might just kill myself
>>203669379so you can get a chanel preston gf?
only ever shagged in the dark
must go find soup ;)
when the cat's away, the mice are at play brother
vgh
What's the deal with non-gay girls going to gay clubs? It seems so common. Is it really because they want to avoid straight men going after them?
>>203669579my nigga knows to PILE them chips inhe'd get my vote just for that fuck these kids putting in like half a pack to save their boss 0.01cents
actually mcdonal fry is not good
>>203669581depends on the circumstancesif it's like 2 of them out then yes it's avoiding straight menif it's a large group of them it's to prey on gay men like zoosif it's a girl with a bunch of gays or similar ratios then it's more likely to be genuine support
>>203669621liked kfc ones but haven't had them in years
>>203669427please do, then your spam would stop
>>203669630We have these now in the UKKino
the objective chip ranking is as follows1. kfc2. red rooster3. hungry jacks4. mcdonald's
>>203669657kfc used to have wedge herewas better than fry
https://i.4cdn.org/k/1729472492335163.webmMad how this is how Russia probably thought Ukraine was going to go
>>203669682yeah they changed over
bored as FUCK at toil todayvery low energy in the office, half of the department have handed their notice in over the past couple of weeks
>>203669670fucking spikeosaur herewill it eat all the normal ones
>>203669695>kPlease fuck off to Judea
>>203669735Na it eats fish that red part looks like a worm under water
f fi fib gixe arner uier dpr ie o
Scranning a poo
Crazy how when you say something someone doesnt like, They accuse you of being gay, and if they do like gay people then they call you a Nazi and if they do like Nazis they call you a Jew.
Moldova is about to join the EU
>>203669823what if you like jews as well
>have job interview this morning>accept a cup of water before we start>he hands it over to my and i immediately drop it, spilling water onto the conference call thingy in the middle of the tablei've fucked it haven't i
>>203669860>if you like jews>>>/moloch/
poos are slightly green today
>>203669883another made up story
>>203669883You aren't a frogYou are an incel
>>203669887>muh demons revelations 666fuck off retard
>have job interview this morning>offer them a drink>they throw it all over the table then immediately whip out their phone and start typingswear I heard him mutter something about frogs
Went to the air showDo you have cool air shows in the uk
>>203669947yep
Ghosts aren't real. The spirits of the departed do no linger in this world.If sightings of apparitions are real, then they must be something else, like demonic or angelic entities.
i am a frogribbit :)
>>203669962I’ve heard RAF pilots are really goodSame with Greek pilots apparently
Spainpaki takes his autism prescription amphetamine meds and immediately starts having an incel meltdown over cartoon frogs
>>203670006this frogs all like "how do you do my fellow toads" lol
>>203669947Yeah, I worked at Farnborough Airshow one year, actually got sick of seeing the Red Arrows and stuff like that all day long.
*rubs my tummy menacingly while staring across the thread at you*
>>203670028why is he wearing his pearls round his bum
>>203670028wrap that fucker in a tortilla with some jalapenos and sour cream
>>203670050THOSE ARE BABIES
>>203670050part of his culturehes a community leader you see
>>203669883>apologise profusely whilst my hands are shaking>bend over quickly to pick up the glass>shart as my slim fit trousers rip along the back seam at the same time, creating a super shart noise>feel the entire office now staring at me through the glass around the meeting room>crawl under the table>wait and breathe for a few seconds>the interviewers are still in their chairs>get up place the glass on the table>say sorry and shuffle backwards out of the room, keeping my arse against the wall>hide in the toilets for an hour, listening for footsteps outside of the toilets>run out to the exit and head home when the corridor seems emptyit's fucked isn't it
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/b4i_I_FbJQ8
not a bod so might have done this wrong, but I was curious and got the inflation data from ONSthis says that you need to be earning 20% more than you did 2.5 years ago to have the same amount of money as you did thenis that right? what the fuck?
Do frog posters wear frog masks in real life?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYIdmpp69MY
>>203670097yep
>>203670097For most people it's worse than that because the inflation figures don't cover things like mortgage interest
>>203667155I want to shag an english rose and mark it with my cum.
>>203670097Yes but ONS is very focused on London to the point it claims all parts of the UK but London have a net negative of tax spending
>>203670134i heard someone saying they were better than rabbits as petscant remember why
christmas in the summer?don't like it, ungodly is what that is
>>203670004evidence for nay of this?
>>203670154>very focused on Londonfine by me, only place that matters
Women who have previously been friendly with me and now ignore me sends me into an incel rage like nothing else, can't say anything and make it obvious though, but I'd love to beat them and teach them some manners. I let people know if I can't or don't want to talk. Every man I've known is capable of doing the same. For some reason, women are just incapable of saying that they don't feel like talking. I thought women were supposed to be good communicators? Who invented that meme?
>>203667556CRAIG LANG
>>203670191blog on you insufferably boring bastard
>>203670169There are no ghosts in The Bible.
>>203670167Americans start the school year in the middle of the year right? Nothing natural bout that neither
>>203670166cos rabbit sounds dogshit compared to chinchillau say u got a chinchilla and bitches want to know more :)
>>203670211fair
>Tragedy as Nova festival survivor is found dead on her 22nd birthday after taking her own life 'having failed to recover from trauma' of Hamas October 7 massacre
your mum's got a chinwarmer between her legs
>>203670244
>>203670264>>203670264>>203670264>>203670264
>>203668353How about you start posting trannies again?
>>203670004a ghost posted this
swart
Cronems on patrol
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