You are 20% worse off than in 2022 edition
poo smells lmao
>>203670264early nonce enjoys noncing early
>>203670264>You are 20% worse off than in 2022 editionnot me, I get paid 70% more than I did in 2022
I did not care for Oppenheimer
WIKID WIKID WIKID
All the zoomer e celebs are black
Adults all find meaning in the mundane, because when you live for long enough there's no alternative
alri lads
>>203670324Just not true in the slightest though now is it rorke
>>203670264gherkin not visible :(
>>203670327If becoming an adult is becoming a defeatist faggot then I'm making sure I'm dead before 30
erotic infatuation
>>203670352Kind of ironic to surrender rather than become defeatist
i have a girlfriend, and she is so jew
>>203670327Well, there's still other rock genres to explore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUghB-sGiVA
ever since i decided to order macdonald today i ahve been excited about it and thinking i should order it now but i had egg n cress sarn at something like 8 so i am still not reaLLY READY FOR IT BUT I KEEP THINKING ABOUT IT SO MIGHT JUST ORDER IT NOW ANYWA
>>203670307same
Chuds forgot that muslims run UK prison
>>203670327cope
>>203670425plus this way i would beat the lunhtime uber eats rush :)
Why is there wind. Make it go away
>>203670472*blows it away*all better now
>>203670444>defend your country against foreign invaders>sent to prison to dieah yes, the modern west
>>203670390I didn't say anything about suicide
>>203670492>foreign invadersHoly fucking spin
>Surfer, 36, dies after being STABBED by a swordfish off a remote Indonesian island
I'm so lonely
need to buy a new hard drive
>>203670444mmhmm jah bless
SeasideMARK had a bacon sandwich for breakfast. Letting the lads know since he's deleted the video
I have no friends
>>203670516which British county is a remote Indonesian island in again?
>>203670514>irishchecks out
>>203670535KEK
>>203670492>defend your country against foreign invadersShouting racist language at refugees in a hotelCalling police child killersHe sure was defending us wasn’t he
my autism forces me to spam the thread all day
the agricultural revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for mankind
>>203670565Why are you so obsessed with black people?
>>203670574it's just an autistic obsessionI'm gay and attracted to white men
>>203670551What does "check out" you absolute imbecile? You are the invading force, Jody, shut your keyboard
>>203670557you're right, british police don't kill childrenthey just allow them to get raped by pakis and cover it up
>>203670549It's all Britain mate.
>>203670591>>203670565>>203670545likkle whiteboy trying to impersonate me
>>203670591What ethnicity are you?
my mcmeal
>>203670615arab
>>203670603nice empire you got there
Mad how you need to work until 60, 70 even
>>203670599Yes the 150,000 police officers we have, every single one of them has allowed children to be raped right?
a gift curio dinner piece errora gunshot fired five fine ice berries or rocksfor five fiberglass fixes garnered user odor in order
>>203670628>(for Two)
>>203670557>Calling police child killersNowt wrong with that though. The police are not your friends.
>>203670557what are they seeking refuge from exactly?
>>203670628Fat bastard
I'm just a sad lonely virgin
>>203670649>>203670666i'm a big eater :) but i'm very thin!
scaffolding going up next doormaking a right bloody racket
>>203670653The destruction of a regional stabilising force like Libya, instability in the middle east
I would love to cleanse myself with dustand the holy ghost
my family hates me
>>203670444New Labour demons fucking love this
>>203670653Neoliberalism
>>203670645the police force as an institution, and various Labour controlled councils, actively covered up the wide scale abuse of children by your foreign best mates
I've never had a job
>>203670653War famine etc. next
>>203670696ah yes all those middle eastern albanians and vietnamese people>>203670712ah yes all those wars and famines in albania and vietnam
>>203670668You keep doing you lad. Post trannies too.>>203670707Ah yes, pakistani grooming gangs, the baneposting of racists.
EW will be logging on shortly x
>>203670712War and famines on in Albania are there?
>>203670707>wide scaleLOL!
sometimes I just want to end it all
can't w8 til it snows this year if it does!let it snow let it snow let it snow :)
>>203670724What exactly do you know about Albania or Vietnam?
*calls out to you from across the thread*
how do I fix my autism and stop spamming the thread?
>>203670769got a month long ban once for merely mentioning this gentleman
>>203670628how about getting a clue
>>203670797Get a job at the chocolate factory
>>203670724You protest much against Albanians yeah? Were the Rothertham riots (all staged for Sky News and BBC by the way) a message to the Albanians? Fucking puppet lmao
>>203670752happened all over the country. but nice attempt at dodging there. >>203670767that there aren't any wars or famines in those countries
>>203670797find another hobby :) i like football and also playing my games>>203670807i have nice dinner sometimes ! you shouldn;t be mean
Got a mandatory meeting for new starters at work.I've been here over 2 years...
>>203670821Didn't mention wars or famines though, did I? But you just keep playing back the tape they gave you.
>>203670837I want to be in a relationship with a nice white man but no white man will ever find a small ugly arab like me attractive
>>203670818take your meds, schizo
Well actually rorke your car is german and you had a doner wrap last week so we should let a million immigrants in every year
LGBTQ = PAEDO
>>203670264Are you happy about Tuchel getting the England job?
>>203670821All over mate, nobody is safe ftom the pakistani grooming gangs, hide your daughters and pay your bills
I think I'm depressed
>>203670857the conversation you butted into did...you dont interact with many humans irl do you mate
>>203670858you have to keep playing the field ! if ur in here posting your cuck spam you are orobably missing out on many opportunities
>>203670821>all over the countryI think what you really mean is one or two shithole towns up north
>>203670860mmhmm wen she see di s curved ting x
>>203670899I can't stop posting the cuck spammy autism won't let meI need help
they're so retarded lol
>>203670900you might want to do a bit of googling pal. will stop any further embarrassment
I think they didn't do anything about the paki nonce gangs because they were supplying high up people in the police and local politicians with girls as well
>>203670920maybe u should go to a doctor for therapine
second poo of the day and it's no longer green
Is there some event happening or something today?Why is the leftypol discord coming out today?
>>203670860how the ladies react when you show them seasideMARK videos
mad how good bananas arethey have NO right being as good as they arei could happily live off bananas alone if i could cor
>>203670797just play video games lolI got a new laptop recently and it can run games really well. been playing some forza horizon and new world innit.
>>203670934I'm already on medication for my ADHD but it's not helpingI just want to sit and post the same posts every dayit's an obsession
>>203670941It’s like this. everyday now
>>203670947
>>203670869A million mate, it's a million, soon all the world will move to england, all 7 billion, the lighthouse of the world england, with this rhythm, just like with the infection rate of covid, "if 1 in 100 dies, then imagine if 100 million were infected", all science that by the way
>>203670947My brekkie is a 'nana and a coffee
>>203670951I think I have OCDI have to post the same posts in the same order every day
>>203670965you're an extremely angry incel lol
Went on a date for the first time in my life. It went ok but the girl lives too far away from me to really make it work and she doesn't share any of my interests. Sweet girl though. Beginning to realise that becoming a shagger might not be as hard as I thought it was.
mmhmm finna support a black bisness today x
>>203670947much prefer apples myselfrusset apples are in season so make the most of it while they're here
>>203670924Maybe you should since none of you lot actually know anything you just repeat whatever you’re told on Twitter
>>203670993Some wild projecting going on in this post
I just can't stop making posts like this >>203670996 that make no senseit's an autistic obsession and I can't stopplease somebody help me
>>203670994What'd you talk about lad
>>203670996renting your dads arse?
>>203671005you could have kept the trolling going a bit longer but you fucked it
>>203670932Ah yes, those massive networks with tentacles all over authorities. Didn't end up protecting them though.
onlyfans when?
>>203670628got my macdonald ! it was very quickand delivered by a very beautiful foreign lady probably a ukrainian :)
last time I went on a date she said “tell me something interesting about you which no one else knows” I clammed up and started going errrr and ummm
>>203670959Hasn't been like this the last few days I've been onMaybe I just miss the timing by a bit, usually I'm off about 2 hours earlier
>>203671009not projection when its true.
>Moldova has narrowly voted for closer ties to the European Union, electoral authorities say.>The yes campaign won with a margin of less than one percent - just a few thousand votes.Good. I voted Leave but I'd prefer countries be part of the EU than part of Russia.
I haven't left my bedroom in two weeks
>>203671012>>203670983>>203670920>>203670891>>203670858>>203670797>>203670754>>203670711>>203670702>>203670668sad attempt at impersonating me LOL
>>203671066we did it NAFO sisters
>>203671052I would do this if I ever went on a date
>>203671023I mostly talked about myself and she talked about herself, cracked some jokes here and there. It was 99% just learning about each other and getting to know each other.
Can't understand why anybody would choose to eat McDonalds.
>>203671066grim
>>203671052good manfor all you know she was a KGB agent looking for damaging kompromathead on a swivel
I think I have schizophrenia
>>203671066russia was fucking with the election and still lost lmao. fucking idiots
>>203671037face like a bulldog chewing a wasp
are oats an ultra-processed food?
one minute I want to post my obsessed cuck spam and then the next I feel like a different person completely
>>203671052Genuinely don't know how I'd respond to thislol
I have an encyclopedic knowledge of all the best memes.
>>203671094i've got 1 reason
>>203671126there isn’t a clear objective definition of UPF
I have a strong urge to start saying that I'm sponsored by all these different companies when I'm notbut I don't know whyplease help me
>>203671052Gave this one some thought and realised what I thought was interesting about myself is actually gay and stupid. If a girl asked me this I'd kill myself on the spot
>>203671126no but some oats are processed more than others
it's like I'm being controlled by another person
this is my world today
>>203671094i liked it when dadsteinberg took me there as a kidsometimes i try to chase that highit never works
>>203671174:)
>>203671094what’s wrong with it
>the UK
>>203671037face like a bag of spanners
>>203671094i had a maccos brekkie with the gf on saturday morning.
>>203671174...
>>203671052that's when you make up a lie based on an already established common interest. Something they can't prove is not true ideally
>>203671218PODDED
>>203671218misleading headline
>>2036711741 and 3 for me
Over the past three decades America has left the rest of the rich world in the dust. In 1990 it accounted for about two-fifths of the gdp of the G7. Today it makes up half. Output per person is now about 30% higher than in western Europe and Canada, and 60% higher than in Japan—gaps that have roughly doubled since 1990. Mississippi may be America’s poorest state, but its hard-working residents earn, on average, more than Brits, Canadians or Germans. Lately, China too has gone backwards. Having closed in rapidly on America in the years before the pandemic, its nominal GDP has slipped from about three-quarters of America’s in 2021 to two-thirds today.
>>203671212it's shite mate. overpriced shite for lazy fat cunts
Support the English wine industry.Buy English wine.Visit English vineyards.
>>203671241>lying about yourself to get pussyRather die alone thanks
they always get the whitest kids for these things
I want to start spamming pictures of politician james cleverley for no reasonhow do I stop?please help me
>>203671265I disagree
Alri I'm off now lads
>>203671273everybody lies lad
what do abos want
Stop me oooh hoo stop me Stop me if you think you've read this post before
>>203671301Thought this fella only had 2 legs before I realised he was holding stuff and that the orange stuff wasn't his tongue
>>203671301me scurrying back to my smelly bedroom with enough sustenance to last the duration of any workman or family visits.
>>203671289:(poor fella
>>203671285>carries her sister for medical treatment everydaywouldnt it make more sense to just leave her there
>>203671065Correct, so in this case it'a projection
just found out vaping is an online competition now
>>203671285Smart move
IM SEX MAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
Had a dream where I was in an Uber and the lad wouldn't stop to let me out and started driving towards the mountains. Ended up having to jump out as it was moving and he tried running me over.Was scary.
>>203671306Better to lie to yourself than to drag someone else into oneRather lie I can be happy without a nice wife than have one knowing I shouldnt
>>203671308white out chinese in
>>203671328when I start spamming and posting all this nonsensical junk in /brit/ it's like a different person is controlling meit's an obsession, I must do itif I don't do it then I want to start stabbing my arms with a knife
>>203671346corr bet it fucking stinks of ghee and onions there
>>203671345ok virgin
>>203671308UNI DEGREES
most of dreams as of late consist of teenagers beating me up and not being able to fight them back because they are teenagers
supporting black businesses
and then she was shot 355 times
have to online trainingtoil about proper methods of lifting and it's cringe af
>>203671439Keep your back straight and bend your kneesNot that hard is it nigel
I didn't even consciously make this post >>203671410my subconscious made this post because I am autistically obsessed with black people and I need to post about them all the time
>>203671368https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-Cr4jpnH0cis this you?
>>203671308they want aussies to pack up civilisation and return to britain so they can go back to living in mud huts dying by 30
>>203671439flex a 'cep and they'll know you don't need advice on how to lift
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcvXFlebCjk
>>203671464impersonator
>>203671469I wish I could do that. I see footage of rolling Plains and a cloudy sky and I yearn.
Making some ham and cheese sandwiches for the train
>>203671458have to watch a 13 minute video by some geordie weightlifter and do a quiz afterwards
>>203671504trains don't eat sandwiches mate
>>203671497no you don't be quiet get yourself some goon and dimmies and you'll be reet
>>203671466I identify with him a lotI feel like a broken and useless man insidemy life has no purpose and that is why I spam this thread every day
>>203671504fucking pedo behaviour ahahahah
>>203671378Struck me back with that
>>203671431355 backshots by bantu bandits big black batons burying Becky Brooks
>>203671081Rattled lolThis thread is your entire life
I’m a waste of space gimp
>>203671527It's 16 Celsius at 10pm and I'm boiling
1. Inside Your Base2. Use Your Big Engines3. Turn Don't Twist4. Dip 'n' Drive
Getting sectioned because I tried listening to a song with a no-no title x
I want to be a black man so badly but I'm an ugly arab manletthey are so strong and handsome
*brings in a packed lunch to work*
feeling cheeky haha x
I fucking hate myself
Common signs of autism in adults include:finding it hard to understand what others are thinking or feelinggetting very anxious about social situationsfinding it hard to make friends or preferring to be on your ownseeming blunt, rude or not interested in others without meaning tofinding it hard to say how you feeltaking things very literally – for example, you may not understand sarcasm or phrases like "break a leg"having the same routine every day and getting very anxious if it changes
need to hire a female personal trainer a female cleaning lady and a female chef
>>203671489Harry Pooper
this image stirs something deep within me lads
>>203671594Looks male
>>203671594is that some kind of cupless bra
>>203671599this is meI need to post the same set of posts in the same order every day otherwise I start to panic and want to hurt myself
>>203671619>>203671597>>203671575>>203671529impersonator
>>203671594I don't think that's a female arse
>>203671599If I have 5 out of 7 can I get neetbux if I immigrate
>>203671594this a man?
trannies are disgusting
>>203671614Your shift at Tesco starts soon mate better get moving
>>203671660they are beautiful and unique
they are active
I want to get a job and stop posting here but I have no skills and I'm a failure
>>203671674naa they're fookin rank and need to be shot
Seek help before you hurt yourself or someone else
when I say 'they are active' I am talking about my self-doubts and different mental illnesses
Other signs of autismYou may also have other signs, like:not understanding social "rules", such as not talking over peopleavoiding eye contactgetting too close to other people, or getting very upset if someone touches or gets too close to younoticing small details, patterns, smells or sounds that others do nothaving a very keen interest in certain subjects or activitiesliking to plan things carefully before doing them
>>203671599noyesyesyesnonoyes
Immigration poses no problems whatsoever. There is no Grand Replacement taking place, either by design or as an observable trend. Life is not a zero-sum game as technocratic neonazis would have you believe. What IS a zero-sum game however, is the wager of the Western imperialisms survival.
>>203671719this is meI don't have any social skills and I just talk about black people all the time because I am obsessed with them
>>203671744so you'd have no issues with 20 million africans emigrating to greece tomorrow?
>>203671744>Immigration poses no problems whatsoever.Not true at all, you don't have to be a zero immigration ethnonationalist to admit that there are downsides to it.But then you are Irish.
>>203670334why is blud so flat
I wish I could have an interesting conversation with you all and talk about a variety of subjects but I don't know howI never had any friends growing up and my family igonred me
my life is a trainwreck
adddd uiiii darnc iltge osyyy
>>203671769A totally realistic scenario, you absolute puppet>>203671772Zero. None. Absolutely none.
This weightlifting guy showing how to safely put the milk stock out but he isn't rotating the dates at all, fucking hate cunts who don't rotate the dates.
A grandfather who was jailed for his involvement in an anti-immigration riot outside a hotel in Rotherham has died in prison.Peter Lynch, 61, was serving a two-year and eight month sentence for violent disorder after the unrest outside the Holiday Inn Express in Manvers on 4 August.Bodycam footage showed him repeatedly screaming abuse at police during the rioting.The Prison Service confirmed that Lynch died on 19 October at HMP Moorland near Doncaster.The Prisons and Probation Ombudsman will now investigate his death.The violence outside the hotel, which was housing asylum seekers, was one of a number of riots across the UK sparked by protests held in the wake of the murders of three girls in Southport.
Gillian Anderson? Nah mate, GILFian Anderson!!!
>>203671815ok how about 150,000 africans into greece every year
>>203671827Blud couldn’t hack a 2 year bird
>>203671827>A grandfather who was jailed for his involvement in an anti-immigration riot outside a hotel in Rotherham has died in prison.
>>203671858Neither could you
>>203671815so in fact there are issues with immigration (the number of immigrants). thanks for clarifying
>>203671867good lad
>>203671867this is so hot
>>203671867what are those strange metal pants
>>203671867I wish I was him
>>203671827>death sentence for shouting at policestill no news on any charges for those airport attack pakis though I see
>>203671827>the murders of three girls in Southport.funny how quickly they were forgotten
if foreigners want to know what the british experience is like i ihghly recommend back to black
>>203671872Done more than that mate
>>203671912The Amy Winehouse album?
>>203670307It was fucking terrible, I have never been so fucking bored by a film in my entire life. I couldn't just leave the cinema either as I was with two mates. It should have been an hour shorter, got rid of all that Robert Downey junior shite and stopped the jumping around.
>>203671827jah bless
>>203671928no you haven't filthy tosser
I don't even know what jah means
>>203671938pleb
>>203671944If only you knew how wrong u were ahaha
>>203671875>Yeah, imagine if, like, somebody left a gigantic, elephant-sized cake in the middle of the road>Aha, so you do agree bakers are POTENTIALLY dangerous, thanks for your concessionAmerican sit-com tier of argumentation.
>>203671970would love to see some proof. what were the charges?
>>203671965It was a film for brainlets to make themselves think they're smart for liking a film about physics.
>>203671990GBH mate
>>203671081yeah we could tell it's a fake impersonator because he says he's Arab - we all know you're actually a Pakistani
>>203672015silly cunt
Sloppenheimer
gf hasnt responded to my texts which i sent at 5pm yesterdayit's so over
>>203671905And for which we should vent on unrelated people residing in a refugee residence.
>>203671982so there are issues with immigration then (the number of immigrants). get a coherent argument mate
>>203672033Used to make little gimps like you clean my cell
>>203672032first i was white now im pakistani? LOL
I just can't find anything that makes me happy, or smile, or laugh. All I think about is just why my life is just one big train wreck from start to finish. The only thing I enjoyed was playing World of Warcraft but my therapist told me to stop playing as I was so addicted.
>>203671842I thought you had it with Albanians
off the caffeine. no muck for me. mind is clear
>>203672072you're a liar
I am an arab and there is nothing wrong with that but I wish that I was born as a black man
>>203672048she texting me little lad x
>>203672048My ex became more and more distant to the point where once I waited over a week to see if she'd text me and eventually caved in myself. I should have broken it off early on.
>>203672096Watch it
>>203672080nice evasion there fella. you're a very dishonest person
>>203672073Something is seriously wrong with youSeek help
>>203672073you were never white spaki you daft incel mong
>>203672114liar liar
>>203672102Were*You're describing a wish, which is a hypothetical, so you should be using the subjunctive mood
>>203672065No, there aren't, you are going by exaggerated hypotheticals which pointed out in my analogy, because a giant cake in the middle of the road is just a peculiarity, not a danger.
UK prisons appear to be a piece of piss. they all have phones, consoles, and tellies these days. loads of drugs too which helps the days go by
>>203672088Been off caffeine for about a decade now, it's a pointless vice.
>>203671744This is a literal immigrant from Greece btw
>>203672137I'm ESL
Mom… dad… I’m woke..I’m sorry you had to find out this way
>>203672174>>203672174>>203672174
>>203672162>MomFOY
>>203672115Riiight. I'm the one evading.>>203672152against whom you fail to argue with your comic-book logic, that nobody giving it just 5 minutes of thought would take seriously.
>>203670444give me one reason I should feel bad for this gammon
>>203670628>(for Two)really makes you think
>>203671301dumb cunt dropped one
>>203671174
>>203671594that's a man arse if I've ever seen one
