/brit/ edition
I just want a mummy gf who will finger fuck my ass
I love Halloween.
>>203684464more of a comfy christmas lad me
Maturity is realising that everyone has issues and moaning about them barely helps at all
i am missing catberg! since he went out the cat flap earlieri'll not be seeing him again for a while yet thoughi wonder what he's up to
depressed
Yanks only
>>203684860It helps me feel better to say I’m overwhelmed
Looking at suggestions for RNHS and don’t know which to choose
Irish + Jamaican lovestory
>>203685116A BMI limit discriminates against african women, recently exposed to the western slop diet
well?
wonder what normal people do on the internet
>>203685202yeah
>>203684604>>203684604>>203684604>>203684604>>203684604All in here.
>>203685202prolly peng
>>203684879being an invasive species and killing tons of small animals like birds surely anyone who lets their cat out should be arrested for that
Bellingham's Croatian substitute receives RED!
>>203685242LOL
>>203685185
>>203685266he kills loads of mice yeah. but mice are pests. who cares about mice. it's his job to kill mice
Katy receiving a vex blackening from durga-wearing Tyrone while her brother Timmy sits in his bedroom playing with his yugioh card deck
the voice is telling me to say that I'm sponsored by different companies but I'm not actually sponsored by themhow do I stop this please help me
hiding stubs is the best play
>>203685309you're ignoring all the other horrible things cats do
>>203685340Name one.
Ronaldo hobbles on into the dying embers of the final.The manager sends three strikers up.
hen gaoxing renshi ni
>>203685364
fire up the 'tube see what the algo has got for me today
>>203685410oh no, not the florida scrub-jays and california least terns! i bet get him back in sharpish
>>203685410FOY
She has two kids and their names tattooed on her. French bulldog, house painted grey and left Deano because he was constantly cheating on her. She dreams of range rovers and holidays in Dubai.Y or N?
tourist calls kane pedophile instead on nonce at the liverpool pub on fifa world cup 2030, colorized
>>203685447clearly not just that you disingenuous cunt
poison every cat that comes into my garden. can't stand the murderous cunts.
https://youtu.be/V82QHH3FqZs?si=rROjzkOFC5AyJllbBruh
if you have to smack your children, you've already failed as a parent
>>203685457obviously no. if i'm going to end up with a mong she'll at least be a homely one from like wales or somewhere who wont shag her ex and then cry over how it "just happened"
>>203685522bit racist
>>203685457Yh cause she wants the cronem on our shores
>>203685492out of all of the things on your list he only kills mice or he'd have dragged it indoors to show me. and i don;t care about mice. don't really care about the rest of them either - catberg is family
>>203685457n
>>203685311mmhmm plugging his lil ears with noise cancelling headphones x but he can still feel the powerful thrusts shaking through the floor
>>203685487the onoy.ppl that will obey a smacking ban or face prosecution will be whites. Pakis will continue to sma k and honour kill and will flee to pakistan and escape justice.
>>203685457sorry I only date neurodivergent virgin zoomer women
filtering the word "cronem". the beligum and "timmy" filters aren't enough any more
And for my tea I am having tuna salad and mini pizza
I have an autistic obsession with black men fucking white women and if I go more than 10 minutes without posting about it I want to hurt myselfplease help me
Heartbreak as the 40 year old Cristiano Ronaldo is forced to come off right at the end.
>>203685628nah mate that is useless. may i suggest constantly talking about them and giving them exactly what they want. that will sort them out im sure
What would you add to this?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ideological_bias_on_Wikipedia
>>203685577you dont see everything he kills retard
>>203685659i made one post lad>>203685631elton john
>>203685522talked with pypo who were beaten with leather belt by their dadbergs and they're like proud of this lmao. some kind of psychological protection i guess.
guy at work is trying to get me to join his masonic lodge
>>203685577grim neoliberal gimp
>>203685522maybe its the children who failed their parents though...?
>>203685692I was going to join my local lodge because I heard that a lot of the members are gay and they do gay stuff with each other and I'm gay
my catberg destroys native wildlife and the environment but he is family so it's okay :-)
americans be like:>nooooooo don't flood with my country with millions of latinaslol
>>203685709children are the products of their parents and their parents actionsall blame for wrongdoing and failure can be put on the parents
Penalties will decide the winner of the Conference league now.
>>203685684sorry but i;m not going to lock my cat up>>203685699bizarre post
>>203685530A homely Welsh girl is my fantasy
might shag the russian bird at work
>>203685631too much protein
Chris Kaba was a criminal and a thug Good riddance to him
>>203685729Humans destroy wildlife too. So do birds, insects and pretty much every living organism.
the cronem polished their batons.....nooooooo I can't fucking do this any more.....katy's moist snatch....aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh.....little timmy......I hate myself
my dinner seemed grim in theory but actually turned out proper nice. solid 8/10
>>203685646What's this then lad?
>>203685646this looks like cgi or some shit
>>203685410They deserve it. Next.
Marco Reus steps up to take first in the absence of their star player and penalty expert CR7.
>>203685732It's especially dumb when you consider that most people making this argument are white majoritarian and, it's like, the woman you posted here is AT LEAST 85% white to begin with.
I'm a gay little arab manlet and I hate myselfI wish I was born as a black man
'Bristol City lights' by contemporary UK artist Cath Read
Reading about Terry Prachet, he's seems autistic
>>203685788it's illegal for us to hunt certain animal by law..
>>203685838*majoritarians
>>203685824CAM ON NGUBU ME SON U CAN DO EET
Had blood-test done to both arms today so I would like to suck on a /brit/ lollipop please
>>203685487Is this satire
Big Share Bag Of Minstrels Down Me Gullet Yum Yum Yum Me Fatty Bum Bum
>>203685838i'm a racist myself but i don't have anything against mexicansi wish we could replace all of our nogs and pakis with mexicans
fucking lol at that chris kaba footage, the cronem and their supporters looking like absolute fools once again
>>203685971I'm leftypol but it's embarrassing seeing people defend Kaba
>>203685991>people*leftypol gimps like you mate.
>>203685947if you look at statistics for pedophilia by them you would think the 13/50 statistic by blacks pales in comparison they're just bad in their own way. every race has that, even europeans. that's why we should just all be homogeneous
shiesty wearing cronem slapping his s curved baton all di wey down katy's lil back permanently stretching her likkle guts out x
>>203685947I had a Mexican friend in high school. He was nice and he was suprisingly tall like about 6'2" (most Mexicans are short so it's unusual)
If there’s a way to make sure the third world becomes green, even by force, then the ends justify the means
learning COBOL
dont know or care about chris kababecause im not black
If you value your mental health, leave this site and never look back
>>203685947Got a Mexican bird in my life, me. She's in great shape, like 5'2 with a Nagataro-tier skin tone. I need to make a move.
if you value your penis health stay here and never have sex
still PISSED OFF about that free that was cut down in Wales
>>203686069tried toand failed
Seen a lot of these posts before
>>203686069I’m not gonna put any effort into anything. So I’ll just keep coming here.
>>203686088are you the same poster who went to the party in the minion costume
winampwinampit really whips the lama's ass
Mad how there’s Somali kids leaving British schools not knowing who Nelson was or what the Industrial Revolution was or about the Somme. Thought school was there to create a common bond and bring kids together but as a society we’ve drifted apart. Imagine trying to get a volunteer army together if war kicked off tomorrow
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/man-who-hasnt-left-house-30171858
Didn't learn about these at school either, had to myself. I still wouldn't volunteer at all. Not sure what the point was.
>>203686155Are you a toff? Most don't know or care about history or historical figures
I need a high protein diet because I go gym, do taekwondo and have a manual job.Deal with it.
>>203686132No, but you can't say something like that without giving me some more context lol
>>203686155majority of children of all races hate history and drop it as soon as they can. they think it is silly to waste time learning about things that have already happened.
>>203686195sadly thisi learnt about ww2 and henry viii and nothing else
Dortmund's lack of penalty prowess comes to surface and Brandt promptly places in the winner.Erkelenz FC are champions of the UECL!
Didn't learn about the Somme in school but I believe it's a battle in WW1.
(8) fingertips have memories mine can't forget the curves of your body (8)
why did all those wogs die if there's no england now?
>>203686187People with bound by a forged history with shared ties are more likely to fight and die for each other
I know everything worth knowing
I was quite popular in high school, as you can imagine. I was voted as one of the funniest people in my year.
walking around the dark room deliriously and whispering "football's coming home this time"
>>203686069What else is there to do? Fuck all that's what
Reus as captain lifts the trophy infront of the devastated Dortmund fans.
>>203686269Don’t wanna die, me.
>>203686277yeah funniest looking
they are vigorous rn
>>203686276what's the secret to happiness
>Cody, do you remember that weird guy... Brody... he was always obsessed with cats bro he was hella weird>Yeah Hunter I think he went to prison for being a rapist ped-o-file or something
>>203686269Understand my history very well but I am high enough IQ to acknowledge that the people around me today are not historical figures and are usually crab in bucket cunts, tired of it, will never stop hating on the depressing cunts here.
>>203686294think you have to, eventually
screaming at normies who still thinks WW1 actually happened
>>203686155We'd have to kneel for George Floyd before every infantry charge lmao
dairy makes my face look weirdcould be glutenbut i think it's dairy
>>203686230Henry 8th was hugely important, what with the dissolution of the monasteries and the break with Rome. One could trace a line from Protestantism to modern atheism/secularism and the Industrial Revolution itself
>>203686277think i was voted most likely to become a 40 year old virgin or something
>>203686334Fucking make me.
pro evolution football
ADHD has ruined my life
>>203686277Not in least bit surprised, cat chad
Are we human... or are we dancer?
>>203686396pathetic excuse
>>203686396Stop taking it then
LWB Ait Nouri shines in another wise lacking performance against an, albeit decent, German side.
brits be going around screaming like psychos
>>203686310a woman sat on your face whilst you eat her pussy out
>>203686396perfer sex pistols meself lad x
>>203686396Sorry mate. There was nothing you could do. You are not to blame.
mad how being a bossy cunt at toil is the key to success
Imagine being in a workplace (I know it’s not likely for a Somali but still) and your colleague says something like “England expects every man will do his duty”You wouldn’t know what he was talking about, or you’d think it was something racist
screaming at neets on welfare who spam gimmicks and play schizo personalities
Would you guys like to go to a nude beach? Group trip?
Something about this country breeds mental illness
A massive day for a small Spanish club that has come a long way in a short space of time, from the humble beginnings of the second division, to champions of Europe.
I tried a paradox strategy game but it was too hard for me. I tried a football manager game but it was too hard for me. I tried a men of war game but it was too hard for me. I tried a dawn of war game but it was too hard for me. I tried an xcom game but it was too hard for me. I tried total war: thrones of britannia and I got along ok thanks to some help in discord from Gregg Wallace, but ultimately I decided it was too hard for me.
Watched American History XGood film in parts, quite gritty, but at the end it felt like I was watching a film where it's like "don't be a Nazi or you'll end up like Derek here".Will never ever ever ever ever ever watch it again now
Searching for new gym clothing, need to start dressing smarter in all aspects of my life so I can feel my best and leave the best impressions. No more rags.
>>203686531been to a nudie hot spring a few timeswas looking at other fellas knobs
>>203686232>>203686290well in lad
>>203686514Yes but those phrases were only ever imperialist propaganda anyway so who cares
>>203682129It's a shame that people make history boring when stuff like the Punic wars and Napoleonic wars could easily be taught as epic
>>203686369>and the Industrial Revolution itselfbit of a stretch but i think that belloc said something like that
>>203686541isn't erkelenz in germany
>>203686543Need your brain scooped out of your head like the yolk of a boiled egg and eaten by more intelligent beings like I
for me it's elden ring
>>203686548Do you mean Danny?
>>203686548Mad how the moment the kid let his guard down around blacks he was murdered. Almost like the film was saying “racism bad…no not really, psych!”
the sainsburys version of twix bars are better than actual twix bars. mad that
>>203686054naze?
>>203686602I'm being as unspoilery as possible so I intentionally referred to the main character of the film instead to make it vague. Derek does still suffer though
I made myself some dinner but it was terrible. Now I don't know what to eat.
>>203686584howling
All of us at /brit/ say RIP to Paul Di'Anno, original (and best) Iron Maiden singer.
Back to work tomorrow 6:00 am to 16:00 pm so won't be able to post as much
>>203686654arse
You guys ever dream about /brit/
>bring poster IDs to every board>allow users to filter specific poster IDsI did it, I saved 4chan
>>203686650Oh ok Danny Vinyard dies btw everyone
Happy Trafalgar Day
>>203686435lust isn't happiness
>>203686584>Despite the town having more than 1,000 years of history and tradition, in 2006 the eastern part of the borough was cleared to make way for the Garzweiler II brown coal pit operated by RWE Power. This is planned to be in operation until 2045. Over five thousand people from ten villages have had to be resettled as a result. Since 2010, the inhabitants of the easternmost village of Pesch have left and most have moved to the new villages of Immerath and Borschemich in the areas of Kückhoven and Erkelenz-Nord. grim
>>203686591remember trying dark souls, died a couple of times before realizing I have to groundhog day it until I learn how to do some very specific thing so I deleted it and never touched those types of games again
>>203686699some of my best gimmicks have started because I samefagged a post to rattle the runt cage a little
>>203686697Yh Belgian cuck was in my dreams night before last. He was tall and had a silly moustache.
Heard good things about bloodborne
Ronaldo is off to West Ham in the summer after his injury cut his time on the pitch a couple minutes short. but he won't leave without European silverware.>>203686584It's all randomized. >>203682329
>>203686701You...............................................................................................BAFSTARD
>>203686310getting 5+ (You)s on a post
>>203686788Fucked that up didn’t you
>>203686811real shit
>>203686640funy
propa choon dishttps://youtu.be/_G_EeJ-jR6I
>>2036868352021 is best but still too fat
>>203686818Jogging purposes
My machine learning cluster is generating Christmas images to be sold via Etsy, Redbubble and Fiverr. I have much more time to work on the social media (TikTok, Instagram and Facebook) campaign now the Moonpig deal is definitely not coming to fruition. Hoping to hit the ground running in November. I'm thinking the campaign will be so big that some of you might come across it in the wild, which would be awesome.
had some chicken and rice for my tea at 6 and brotherberg just got home and asked had I eaten and I lied and said no and now we're getting a maccies
carry my fucking jumper boy
Wool jumpers secured, result. Already feeling smarter. Gaining a clue. Dressing like an adult. Quality materials only.
Its been brutal in La Liga this year, we're going to need reinforcements for next season but i'm optimistic.
if you only want me at my best you don't deserve me at my worst
>>203686814I'll drive slowly by your house like the browns did toward the end of the film now. Don't have a licence though so it'll be one of those little vehicles that kids ride. I'll be blasting Skrillex as well as it's been ages since I've heard his music and want to blork out again like the old days. You'll be watching your back on every street like Derek
penis is too small to penetrate a vagina
>>203686869>>203686878>/britbiz/glad to know i'm sharing a thread with the movers and the shakers of british business
>>203686935Too bad the clue relates to the mystery of you being a mong
>>203686971find a smaller vagina
>>203686906demonichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cAFYYPuE6o
>>203686967Ok sweet it’ll be nice to get some attention
>>203686999out of all the image spammers you are one of the most mentally ill
>>203687042is this real
>>203684464What about Easter?
BREAKING: Erke FC manager Loren Motecuhzoma has been given a chance to improve on last year's disappointments and challenge for a place in Europe amongst the very best of Spain's top flight in the 2025/26 La Liga season.
wanking my arse
>>203686935>Wooly jumper>Oxford shirt>Corduroy trousers>Clarks Wallabees>Walking into the pub>Everybody looks your wayNo better feeling
>>203687042so traffic has collapsed since muskberg took over
>>203687042why did they delete it. what happened betwen 2019 and 2023
>>203687093nobody knows
>>203687084This is all fantasy!!! None of this EVER happened
>>203686990That post was meant for the adults. It's not really for the man-children who wear stained joggers and graphic t-shirts. Now, off you pop back to the runt cage.
twitter is now chud central
>>203687108covid?
>>203687090what is the difference between an oxford shirt and a shirt
No Tesco, why don't YOU round up my total to the nearest pound for charity. You're the billion pound company, not me.
why is cardio equipment so expensive
>>203687093nowt
>>203687133Get over it.
nuff a dem know about the air max sneeder me prefer
*your mum opens the door and peeks in*hi rorke, just wondering how the arse wanking is going?
>>203687160my legs cost me nothing
>>203687133and thats a good thing!chuddies need safe spaces too. theyre humans after all
>>203687090>>Corduroy trousersyeah everyone looks your way because your pants are making noise everytime you make a step
>>203687150Tesco(hen) OWNED
>>203687133Good
>>203687150Tesco called this guy up on sunday to fire him on monday morning 9am lmao
Please support NZ economy by watching their streamers: https://www.twitch.tv/quin69
brit is just too comfynowhere else is like it
currently taking the knee
>>203687206why
Spurs and Dortmund vanquished in one fell swoop.
“How’s rorke?”“Well um, he’s really getting into his arse wanking at the moment”“…”“Still no job before you ask”
>>203687090ktim but thats because I probably look like a freak>>203687148oxford refers to the weave, cotton oxford cloth is a casual shirt fabric because it has a lot of texture and is somewhat rougher and heavier than something like a poplin (typical office) shirt, so it drapes nicely and looks soft. usually, they also have button-down collars and a pocket too.
>>203687246scrmigng
space rorke moving herehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enceladus
>>203685202I'd try it if it was free but I'm not going to buy it
How many sex have you done
This is how the real Erkelenz are doing though
The internet will be filled with pensioners one day If nukes don't destroy it first
>>203687311please stop
>>203687311why did you say they're spanish before
>>203687337That's just the randomly generated town name i got. You can figure out how they ended up playing in Spain.
>>203687240Because he wrote this tweet that got 9.9 million views on Saturday
against the demon worshippers and the Mohammedanshttps://youtu.be/Zh5icz1gE1Y
Playing with my penis
don't look like an incel right now but I'm certain if I started wearing corduroys or wallabees then I'd look like a sexless twat
>A black African woman leading the oldest political party in the world would be a sight for sore eyes' | Writes Charles Moore
Grealish eating dat
>>203687390screaming
>>203687390scdrema
>>203687206>>203687390Imagine actually having your real name on your twitter OMDS normies are a joke
>>203687386not very random if it's a real town is itrandom would be like flugagglebangles
>>203687410i bought some corduroy pants on discount because i thought they would be heckin trvd and comfy in the winter but they just look goofy most of the time
>>203687390Someone needs to show Janey's employer how she narcs on random people to get them fired
no sentence funnier than 'well i've just been sacked'
>>203687413Negress should have removed her nigger ovaries before polluting the gene pool. Then I might have considered her as leader.
>>203687390no idea why normoids use social media with their name/picture on their account and then make politically incorrect statements that they know will have a knock on effect in their liveshe could have just posted it anonymously on /brit/ and then gone one with his life of tesco toil
>>203687440I would say its PRETTY random if these guys are in the same league as the real Erke
>>203685955Displaying the tattered flags of our enemies... based
>>203687465Perhaps he wanted the glory associated with his name, even if it comes with consequences.
>>203687497CORKIN ECK FOOKIN PIGGIN NORA
>>203687497mere cronem relief unit
>>203687465you're not getting 9.9 million views on /brit/
it's giving rorke
>>203687497very fit x x x
>>203687497Timmy recoils at this... he wants yellowish brown pussy lips and brown dark brown nipples only
>>203687497her cock is tiny
Every dog has his day i suppose. Maybe he will win the Conference with the Hammers aswell.
>>203687523yeah but you're also keeping your job/not getting arrested
>>203687550mogs mine
>>203687465How dare he make a joke about human whales.
Irish and black people share a special bond
can't believe football manager delayed until march what's the point just skip the season
>>203687531it's giving big brother in 1 hour n a bit
>>203687460Her husband
live by the social media die by the social media
>>203687602you should be able to make fun of fat people because it's their own fault they're fatbut in this modern age of radical leftism you can't make a joke about anything without getting sacked/arrested
>>203687624>tfw no qt black wifeWhy even live
>>203687610Miles finally getting his comeuppance for being a prick, they've all been roasting him on Good Morning Britain
>>203687497my penis is too small to penetrate this
She said she won't accept them but she didn't say why
>>203687655Timmy you can't get a white wife
>>203687665how small is it?the vagina is only 4 inches long
Loren Motecuhzoma licking her lips at this.
>>203687711
>>203687680she's an antisemite
>>203687413actually boggles the mind how many people have been brainwashed into only holding their opinions if a minority says it's ok to
>>203687655>qtimagine the smell
ooooh massuh I finna squirt
>>2036877093 inches
>>203686841wakatta
