British thread for sane people who aren't Adam
using this one
He's just going to spam both threads. Everybody left anyways.
nth for the baddiedem
>>203690606>>203690620>>203690587>>203690499Kill yourself.
OOOOH THIS IS THE OOOOoooNE
>>203690620mwad ting
>>203690699>>203690700>>203690715>>203690724>>203690742Kill yourself.
>>203690995Suffer you say?
Fuck off.
>go out to hit on women>get there and decide i dont actually like 90%+ of women and the few i do clearly dont want to be bothered by me>either then go home without talking to anyone>or get shithoused and make clumsy passes that sometimes work out but i literally cant even remember the girl the next dayso how to fix this? in my 30s as well lol
cant sleep nowtoo riled up
din-dins
>>203692867why u riled
>>203692851aha great stuff, really do care
Might move to Chiba
>>203692886arguing on 4chan
Why didn't you all save him?Could have prevented him going down this path couldn't you?
Forgot what I was about to post
i know /brit/ has a few so if you’re a zyn user: i unironically started using zyn about 7-8 months ago and went to the dentist today. each one of my teeth’s gums reduced by 1mm each on the top row. fortunately i’m still in the safe zone for all of them (3mm on the worst) but if i keep using for, say, another year, God knows where i’d end up. bought my first nic patch and going from there. if you’re a regular zyn user, i implore you to go yo the dentist and see for yourself. im just glad i caught this while i still could.
>>203692886looked at my toil computer before bed time
>>203692917whats with that pathetic censoring of the drug names
youtube.com/watch?v=Sk7-8SzMfRUyoutube.com/watch?v=Sk7-8SzMfRUyoutube.com/watch?v=Sk7-8SzMfRU
Wouldn't find such natural splendour in Shitain
...Talk dirty to you?
>>203692917hes got a reet rum jawmust be from all that gnawing
>>203692896>really do careit shows
>>203692932my brother is a dentist and I am a 3 a day zyn user (use the brand killa over here, 16mg pouches)he said my gums and teeth looked fine, much better than he expected. so either i've got lucky or he is just incompotent and i'm actually fucked
love a bit of snooker me
I exercise hard for 45 minutes, but didn't sweat a drop. What's up with that?
>>203692986straining out a shit is not an excerise
>>203692917allowed to say "crack" nowadays ive heard
>>203692960Does this look natural to you? Or more likely a few rounds of cosmetic surgery
dunno what zyn is
gold medal olympic shitter
>>203692851no point using any popular subreddit that doesn't ban politicsr/pics hasn't even been about original pics and photography for yearsa lot of them are also infested with literal bots that just repost the same shit, even with each of the comments, as some kind of weird political psyop exercise Doktor Goebbels would be proud
>>203690606love soogs and her puffy nips
Cheka gang
The Walmart on Mumford Road, in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada is CLOSED until further notice.A 19 year old employee was accidentally trapped inside a walk-in oven, which was then turned on.He was slowly cooked alive inside the oven and nobody noticed until they went to remove the food later.
>>203692932Don't use zyns because they are shit but I've been using nicotine pouches for nearly a year and have zero gum recession.I just don't use retarded high strength pouches or rub them all over my gums constantly.
>>203693030seen her getting shagged (for free)
>>203690454
>>203692951You know what, I've had enough of your shit mateI'm going to work out where you liveKeep posting here
>>203693030shes the only fit one out of the makeup caked hoors you spam hereis she american btw?
>>203692986You live in Australia so your body is extremely heat acclimated. Thanks I thought my response was kind of smart
jewnited kingdom
>>203692973did he use the millimeter measure stick or whatever they use?>>203693049when was the last time you went to a dentist? i hadnt noticed any recession myself either but i guess a millimeter of change is hard to spot
mad how lads want to intimately cuddle and kiss a girl but they want you to knock them unconscious and brutally fuck them within an inch of consent
>>203692917a propa sesh
>>203692940you get shadow banned or outright banned for certain words and phrases, consequence of AI moderaion really, eg on tiktok instead of death/kill/suicide people say "unalive"
>>203693091
Sensitive young bourgeois men being sent to hard labour in Siberia for 15 years and dying of frostbite.
>>203693097fr fr i can't hack it psychologically
>>203692932I honestly don't trust anything tobacco or tobacco-adjacent. It's all going to fuck you up in some way. Cigs, vapes, pipes, chewing tobacco, nic pouches. it's all shit. nasty chemicals in your mouth or lungs.
>start a two week special military operation >three years later you're begging north korea for soldiers and ammunition can /brit/ explain what the fuck happened? i know you're all expert military theorists with 150+ iq
i don't remember what i wanted to say about this anymore or even what it was
>>203693097Literally Women want to be tied up and choked while I'm just trying to do it like they do on the Discovery channel
>>203693066he's getting leathered next time i catch him in the street
>>203693118love a lanklette mealso what is this from
>>203692953THAR SHE BLOWS
>>203693140wait another hour and a bit the military/history mongs turn up around midnight
>>203693140He thought America would repeat its appeasement policy from when they let Russia have Crimea. He thought wrong.
>>203693151only thing you can leather is yer minecraft armour mate
reckon putin’s got a tiny willy
>>203693046that's my local shartmart
>>203693094>when was the last time you went to a dentist?3 months ago. My sister is a dental nurse and I've also asked her about it.Just don't use stupid 50mg pouches, don't rub them against your gums constantly and brush your teeth regularly to avoid plaque build up.There is zero evidence that pouches cause gum recession. Having a dirty mouth or causing gum abrasion does.
>>203693141Wait how was the last book 2 movies and books 4 5 and 6 1 movie then? They must have cut lots of stuff out.
>>203693140what do you need explaining
>>203693030bae x>>203693068yh she's a wank
>>203690454>for sane peopleBut I wanted to post here
>>203693140It is less politically damaging for 10,000 North Koreans to die than for one Russian
>>203693193*rests my massive english bollocks on your smelly jock forehead*
the mart was fresh out of sharts
>>203693208In the UK, Walmart is called "Asda". Mental.
>>203693213they were separate movies lad
Poober Eats (rather than Uber Eats)
>tfw didn't manage to fit in a wank today and know I'm going to be super horny at work all day tomorrowFucking grim feel. Long for the days of being a NEET again where I can just wake up at 2PM and wank whenever I want.
>>203693211i used 6 mg, brush and floss more than 2x daily (genuinely), and have optimal hydration. dunno, my dentist said he’s been getting more and more young men specifically using pouches with the same progression
>>203693064What are the ones on there besides Canada, Australia, India, Ireland, and Jamaica?Specifically this one
>>203693240*bites them aff and deep fries them*
>>203693140>conquers another country and rids his country of its ethnic minorities, muslims, criminals and HIV+ population in the process>this is a bad thing or something
>>203693273wank now then you weird cunt
Business idea: WORLD PEACE
In the UK, biscuits are called aluminium.Mental.
>>203693276Egypt innit
Blunt time
>>203693274maybe don't floss and brush 2x a day only
Put Trump and Putin in a room, nude, in a fight to the rape. Who successfully rapes who?
>>203693284*grows new set of bollocks even bigger than the last*
Business idea: WAR
>>203693273I can barely function the day after wankinghead feels annoyingly numb and I'm wracked with guilt
>>203693276Obviously Egypt you daft cunt
bored out me fuckin skullwant to do something tomorrow but the gf's not around, and don't want to go into the city when the gf's not there
>>203693293I'm drinking alcohol and I hate wanking after drinking as I keep needing to piss and it makes me sleepy.
>>203693276hong kong
>>203693340blog on mate
>>203693348grim freak. fuck you
>>203693140The DPRK is socialist and therefore superior, there's no shame in that.
i'm wanking the piss out
>>203693357you don’t mean that. apologize to him this instant.
howling out me japseye
>>203693274*shrugs vaguely*Works on my machine.Maybe it's the pouches. I've heard american zyns and rogue pouches are very dry and use a different fabric which could cause it.I normally use velos or order actual snus and get it shipped from sweden. I'd assume half of sweden would be toothless if it was true
>>203693354make me you cunt*gestures as if im about to punch you*
>>203693340oh yeah poor guy whose girlfriends not around to suck him off and walk around with him holdings hands
>>203693301
>>203693348drunk wanks are grim. a messy vile affair.stoned wanks are great, your senses and imagination are deeply heightenedacid wanks must be fucking unreal
>>203693367DPRK publicly abandoned Socialism in favour of "Juche" decades ago. Try to keep up x
God, I miss when Hong Kong used to be China+ and going there felt both exotic and safe at the same time
dentistberg made me stop wanking, said the cum was bad for me teeth
>>203693375shut the fuck up you weird pathetic little vague cheesy knobbed cunt
>>203693382acid wanks are shit, can’t focus for the life of yourself, you just drift off and forget what you were doing. now i’ll say having sex on mushrooms was fucking magical
>>203693391mad how in the past half the world was their culture + sensible british civilising
Me? I say 'aluminum' instead of 'aluminium' despise being from the UK. One of my little quirks, so it is.
>>203693423rorke seethe coming in 3, 2…
>>203693389Juche is socialism and that's why they have a superior industry to Russia.Back to clown school.
Me? I say "I'm gay" instead of "I'm straight"
how do people even join the mile high club. the plane toilet is like 3 feet by 3 feet and there's inevitably a line. it probably fucking stinks too. can't think of a less pleasant or lasting longer than 2 minutes.
>>203693382>>203693408maybe a microdose would be the key
>>203693405Bit of an overreaction. Have a snus and chill out mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x7KcNcsJmk>acquittedomds
>>203693442Juche is just National Socialism + Isolationism & Autarky.
>>203693445they can afford more space
>>203693445dunno but i got head from my gf on a train in france also shagged on the beach quite a few times
Fair price for her?https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/marylebone-central-london/korean-gfe--leicester-square-covent-garden-/323319715
Jewche
Asiatic Korean communists will be shelling and torturing European aryan fascist mercenaries (and that's a good thing).
>>203693422I never felt comfortable in "British" Africa, but Hong Kong was special
>>203693445Your gf plays with your nob in your seat and then you sneak off to the loo and just pump it into her in about 60 seconds then scurry back to your seats.
the leng pale tings are all in bed with a vibrator tucked in between their thighs thinking of their cronem lovers
>>203693481fake photo, you getting mugged
>>203693064Shame the artist behind this now refuses to do any country art because pearl clutching trannies convinced them it was racist
>>203693481grim amount of makeup/photoshop
lads, what's the next logical step after doing a wee bit of python?
how do we convince more people in britain to eat rabbits
>>203693506not hiring her dont even live in londonjust looking
>>203693465Juche is socialism and communism, south Korea is infinitely more fascist since their founder modelled the state on nazi Germany and the economy is ruled by conglomerates like fascist Germany had Volkswagen and Siemens.Hope that helps 77th.
>>203693523a poo of C
Jews and blacks are the threat to your existence not the billions of Chinese or Indians.
>>203693477absolutely no-one asked for your (likely fictional) blogpost with reddit-spacing
>>203693523Jupyter notebook projects. Or whatever area you want to learn more about
>>203693523haskell
i wish we could all play mario party togetherwould be fun
>>203693527Need someone like Emma Watson, who is posh but still relatable to talk about how yummy it is and dispel myths about myxomatosis
>>203693423
>>203693481vivastreet is all fake scams your organs will be harvestedjust use adultwork
>>203693554mental how much seethe even the slightest mention of someone having sex conjures
the wanktoilhttps://www.reddit.com/r/PerkyChubby/
I literally chose to be a miserable incel stuck in my roomI could have been normal and happy but I CHOSE this life
>>203693523realizing you aren't high IQ enough to make it as a programmer. I'm just projecting really. maybe you are
>>203690454How hard will it be for me to get laid in London
member this? hope we get another one next year
>>203693609Perhaps /soc/ would be a better place to ask stupid fagget
>>203693539Must be nice being a retarded schizo
>>203693544alri gramps
That’ll fucking teach them, bloody rascals
>>203693653
>>203693608embarrassing quite frankly, young men step it up
glad I never went down the path of having discord 'friends' and 'e-gfs'feel like that's far more sadder than not having anyone
>>203693609You'll get laid out in London
https://x.com/SkyNews/status/1848393888853065808mental that this even went to court countries gone to the dogs
>>203693523lost all motivation to learn when the beginning shit I was learning I put into gpt and it gave all the code for it perfectly
>>203693653at what point in history did punishment in the uk become so lenient
>>203693608it's a mystery
>>203693690Nice was searching for this and couldn't find it
>rape
got perky sensitive little virgin tits me shouldve transitioned
>>203693617could be as soon as 15-20 days away
>>203693724you have no idea how happy we could be together
>>203693609Face matters. if you have a good face then sure
>>203693713glad to help
Bleach em teach em
>>203693708
>>203693685Honestly it doesn’t look that justified since his car was blocked in at all angles he wouldn’t be able to run anyone over
Thoughts on Osama Bin Laden?
at the stage now of looking at jobs that literally have a whole section of the application just "for parents" to read over (dominos)this is it, this is the bottom
>>203693787Did nothing wrong.
>>203693750maybe you’re the strange messy haired man who has been in my dreams lately
>>203693787Back in the day he used to be a cool dude
Troon em goon em
>>203693810ummmm.... hi.
>>203693832Stfu idiot
>The expulsion of Jews from England (1290), France (1391), Austria (1421), and Spain (the Alhambra decree of 1492)wtf is wrong with timmy
>>203693799large meateor for me please fellamight actually get that on friday, corrrrr
>>203693787Did not slaughter enough commies and amerimutts
>>203693863He's based
Obama Bin Biden
feeling the beckoning call of the tesco piders in my cupboard
Really trying the whole Christianity thing for real, I just can’t do it I can’t believe there’s a god I want to I just can’t I can’t
>>203693897you're a piderphile
>>203693863this was before he knew how large and unresistable African penises were.
>>203693908try buddhism
>Names dying outGaryGordonCliveKeithBrianNeilLionelRayGeoffreyDaleLeeStephenVery concerned learning this.
>unresistable
>>203693911I can't deny it. I am a dyed-in-the-wool piderphile.
>>203693919Nah fuck that
>>203693947i know like 8 stephens and my best friend is named brianalso, Neil, Lee, Ray, and Keith are all very common in the states
Humans come from Africa, Rorke.
>>203693967well if you can't believe in god then you've not got many options then
This horror movie with 95% on Rotten Tomatoes is terrifying audiences!
>>203693981they look a lot more like gorillas than anything else
fagem fragem
>>203693981personally, I cum in africans
>>203693980
>>203693685There's been some ridiculous cases going to courts lately.
>>203694026yeah in bumfuck mississippii was in WASP-controlled private schools my whole life so i wouldnt know
>>203693865can't believe this will actually be my life
>match girl on the apps>see her job is "freelance graphic designer">ask her how she'd describe her style>"I'm sorry, is this a job interview?"Well fuck me for being interested
>>203694049That was actually taken from a school in Langley Virginia. The motto in latin means private school for WASPs by WASPs. I was quite suprised myself.
simple as
>>203694093Read this post all in a thick Aussie accent and it improved the post quality by about tenfold.
where do you lot buy your clothes?
>>203694137shut up weird loser
Eating pussy is for submissive betas.
vigorous vex backshots are taking place in katy's bedroom
>ANPR ON CAR INVOLVED IN SHOOTING THE PREVIOUS NIGHT>STOP STOP STOP>RAMS CAR FORWARDS >STOP ARMED POLICE STOP>REVERSES CAR BACK TO RAM IT AGAIN >STOP STOP ARMED POLICE STOP STOP STOP>RAMS CAR FORWARD AGAIN >Gets shotHe was a loving fatherRIP Mad Itch 67https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u9bXQWZrZw
>>203694147id say go to tescos where i buy my best clothesyou probably go mothercare where you buy your underwear
>>203694137Owzigaan?
Insane how a man who went to prison for three years for shouting at police killed himself and no one cares
>>203694180>mothercareThat still exists?
>>203694093>>203694137https://voca.ro/1flojj5nxlO6
the cronem are carelessly cramming their oversized shmeats into katy's tight guts
Vinyl records coming soon to a train station near you
>>203694220So so so so bad
>>203694220better than me tbqh
>>203694242popping to whsmiths tomorrow for some pc softwaremight pick up a game for my speccy
Yanks simply cannot do an Australian accent and I don't know whyBostonian is close
>>203694198 couldn’t hack a 2 year bird
>>203694242they're a bit late, kids have ditched vinyl and VHS is the retro format of choice these days
literally whosmiths?
>>203694220>https://voca.ro/1flojj5nxlO6A-a-at least you tried...
No matter how bad life gets, at least I'll never be the Belgian flag poster
Viral “shopping hauls” on social media platforms is fuelling a surge in people sending back online orders, with an estimated near £7bn of unwanted clothes returned to retailers each year.The “serial returners” account for around a quarter of all online returns in the UK, according to new data from Retail Economics.It follows the rise of “hauls” on platforms such as TikTok, where social media users will share videos of themselves trying on items and asking viewers which items they should keep or return.On the platform, #KeepOrReturn has more than 11 million videos listed under it.
guarantee nobody else in this thread (barring aussies and kiwis) could do a better thick aussie than me
>>203694317southerners basically speak half aussie already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqeAMtxbrsM>you have to sign in to confirm your age to watch a video that details the disgusting things the irish education system were going to get teachers to teach childrensays it all, doesn't it, what sort of country this is, to want to teach such stuff to children.
how do we know undecided voters aren't just pretending to be undecided to get more attention than the rest of us?don't give them the satisfaction
>>203694307just found out she had a kid with that singer that died last week guy must have been like 10 years younger than her
>>203694317I do the best Australian accent I just don’t want to wake my family up
fuck chris kaba lol
>>203694377Bro is a bee
>>203694220why do you sound like a retarded south african
>>203694381Really brave of you to say that… especially on 4chan… really brave
>>203694377alri charlie brown
got the hootihoo onreckon this is the only tranny who does it for me
>>203694377bro is a hull city tiger
>>203694272who would want to do an australian accent in the first place?
>>203694411This is why I picked it
>>203694405that’s how your accent sounds to me
timmy dun kno nuthin 'bout dat
im a crackhead for caffeine. cant live without it
little girls
Might treat myself to a comfy new cuckchair for the corner of my bedroom x
>>203690454teeeeeechnically the Ulster Banner is not official.
hello everyone, how are your mornings and / or evenings treating you all
>>203694487
A MILLY VIEWS FOR MY BOY AB DANKOOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s09HnJh35q0
>>203694220lul sounds australian to me dunno why you all think it's "so bad"
Another day tomorrowWhat a horrible thought
>>203693140modern warfare, surveillance and decades of war gaming mean that any major move a country makes will be countered effectively.
>>203694520Make it less obvious mate
Have you ever had Mormons knock on your door in this country? I'm 30 and they've never visited me anywhere I lived.Get Jehovah's witnesses 2 or 3 times a year though.
>>203694465mmhmm
on the wool cardigan search. dressing smarter, you see.
>>203694509little girls listening to me play the organ
>>203693334ktim, always write the day after completely off because I'll feel a vague physical unease, have no motivation whatsoever, and not be able to look anyone in the eye the entire day
>>203694560>WoolLoving exploiting animals do we?
>>203694547what is obviousi am not the same yank, but i dont blame you. generals need poster id
I SAID:hello everyone, how are your mornings and / or evenings treating you all
katy receiving a blackening while timmy peckerwood asleep to wake up early for toil
>>203694585like I said make it less obvious
general is so buck broken by spaki that they assume any positive reinforcement of a post is a samefag
Mad how im expected to not act racist when every single non-anglo-saxon on the planet looks and acts like that
a lot of yanks struggle with the aussie accent, although RDJ does a good one I think it’s the vowels, Americans try to transplant their own instead of more English sounding ones and it just makes them sound South African as a result
>>203694612Bad. Thanks for asking. Hope it’s sunny in australia. Lots of love x
News out of Israel sounds bad :/
>>203694624awful haircut
Over a year on from his famed 2023 meltie and I'm still stumbling on IPs mousie got banned
>>203694612feel so depressed. worst in a long time
>>203694612got to eat eight sausages in a minute sausagetoil beckons
>>203690454Also could do with an asterisk/mention of Akrotiri/Dhekelia even though that's just the Union Jack (just like Northern Ireland). Glad you've got that base, good way to keep an eye on the wogs who aren't in Britain
Don't reply to me
>>203694505terribly x
>>203694573Yes, all about looking the best. Shetland knits with wool from Shetland breeds are a sustainable, ethical option, and would support small local communities, unlike the typical large scale merino sheep farms.
>>203694624really want to suck on her twat
>>203694651Sorry to hear. Yes a very sunny day here, would be a great one for the pub were I able to go today. Cheers x
funny
>>203694708>>203694157
>>203694719mr bean
How do I become cis female
>>203694678>>203694697very sorry to hear that lads, not an easy thing to wade through >>203694679good lad
>>203694624PHWOAAAARRR BADDIEDEM
>>203694677feel like this is a massive GDPR breach by Hiro
I think i've reached the end of the road in England and have no option to go live down under.
what i miss about europe are the outside drinking areasgoing to the pub on a nice sunny day just isnt the same in america
wonder how hes taking it
>>203694761They won’t take you unless you’re BAME
>>203694793>>203694793>>203694793
GET IT MADE RORKE
>>203694778One direction. Funny
Mmh but crypto is the future right?
um
>>203694761ever since the free trade deal we’ve made it easier for you to migrate. Shitload have moved here recently to work in recruitment, marketing or construction always need people in construction
british should go back to saying their r's. because it's nice and rural as opposed to cityspeak.
>>203694754I have landed on several ips that have been banned for illegal shit and it always puts the fear up me a little bit
>>203694796whats the point in posting that then?
actual new xx>>203694836>>203694836>>203694836
why do you retards keep making porn news
>>203694822I'm not doing fucking construction. I want the good life not make a pittance to fuck myself over.
