fatblunt edition >>203687657 prev
>>203692681first for no lgbt+
1 800 588 2300EMPIRETODAY
easy today
>>203692707>first rowUh oh…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S2n5Tbq_0s
I like semantle because it separates the boys from the men
>>203692707how did you even get a mistake on that. this is a 1/5 difficulty on the connections bot scale
>>203692870I thought liver beans were a thing
fun and frens
>>203692881
>>203692870Im stuck on the last two rows
>>203692681california edition
>>203692793just got it in 10 is that a good score
>>203692903W true
>>203692946me on the right
>>203692946>gifaint clicking that
bobs your uncle
>>203692706Based fellow Califag
The Walmart on Mumford Road, in Halifax, Nova Scotia in Canada is CLOSED until further notice.A 19 year old employee was accidentally trapped inside a walk-in oven, which was then turned on.He was slowly cooked alive inside the oven and nobody noticed until they went to remove the food later.
>>203692793I’m not sure I really understand the game. Once you get close, is it just a matter of thinking of synonyms?
>>203692903>pooShould have been the apoo frog.
I have never heard of these in my life
>>203692958I've got them under 5 a couple times
>walk-in ovenMr Moustache would be proud that leafs are keeping the old ways alive
listening to The Smiths
>>203693072Whomst?
Say what you want about Jeets, but their music goes well with western music. Rock, rap whatever They have killer scales. This shit just slapshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mi106DZJhuQ
>>203693072imagine the odor...
>listening to The Smiths
Brown curry smelly hands
>>203693084>>203693100
>>203693072It's not even a walk-in oven. It's like a slightly larger oven that you see in a Subway to bake bread.That's fem-jeet is really dumb.
>>203693100Some say that the burnt curry smell will never be gone.
canadian twink boys smell like maple syrup it's really strange haha
>>203693025this nigga ahh never eaten beans !
>>203693025I've heard of them but have never eaten them.
>>203693129pajeeta fajita
You KNOW it smell crazy in there…
soling a haz5 3 dreadnaught mission is insanely stressful holy shit
>>203692946norcal has a big problem with white methheads
Is it normal to slowly realize you weren't raised right when you're in your 20s?
I can't eat bean soup because it makes me fart too much. Pea soup with ham is way better anyways
>>203693280yes
>>203693025youve never heard of whitebeans....?
>>203693279not really
>>203693280Is it normal? Probably not, most people are in denial for their entire life.Is it good? Very, you can actually fix your life.
They're gonna throw the oven out, right? You can't just continue cooking in an oven that charbroiled a man alive
sigh.... bored ...
Put the fries in the bag bro
fucking MONSOON in this mf
>>203693393me about to eat these grapes to reward myself for soloing my haz 5+ unlock
>>203693346Do you have any idea how expensive those things are???
>>203693383
might go for a bike right, might not
>>203693079Based>>203693115Cringe
>>203693393take it easy anon gotdamn that rice aint gonna grow legs and run away
>>203693383pleasea CRUMB of rainits so dry down here
>>203693393me right now
>>203693410uh oh, youre going to trigger the leaf who thinks grapes are fattening`
>>203693346it was a woman so its okay to keep using it
Any of you mofos know how to assign a letter to a partition? Windows is being a bitch
>>203693346>jeet 1 gets cooked>replacement jeet cleans and starts cooking in it
>>203693488>>>/g/102913851
>>203693514tomoyo my wife <3
>>203693453they probably are if you eat a whole bushel at once lmfao but im only eating a dozen ro 2 at a time like a normal personactually just finished the last of them so id ont even have the option to go back for more
>>203693518meant for >>203693485
Finna boutta piss on y‘all
the little man who makes the water swirl in my toilet is screaming [my toilet makes a weird noise like a crying animal when i flush it]
>>203693210I'm still laughing at this.
i'll grape you solid
>>203693624**grabs your balls and squeezes them real tight**
>>203693631>my toilet makes a weird noise like a crying animal when i flush it]my toilet after I've had taco bell
>>203693631open your toilet tank and barely turn the knob left-right
https://youtu.be/HlnoqKcvoI4
>>203693656knob inside?you mean on the waterline udnerneath it?
>>203693661i look like that
Why did they do it?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moore_County_substation_attack
>>203693624You'll piss when I'm thirsty. Got it?
That 19 yo Indian girl could've become a Canuck poster's gf
>>203693647
>>203693721**stomps on them with my heels**sorry bud
>>203693678no no, the fill valve. see it? you should be able to adjust it somewhat. be gentle, but try turning clockwise or back some.
>>203693732*reveals i was wearing a set of false testicles*you're under arrest, pal.
>>203693710Yuck
I have early glaucoma and I will go blind in my 30s lol!
>>203693949https://youtu.be/uPfmlpiBEk8
>>203693949>Glaucoma>disproportionately affects black peopleHmm...
ah, much better
>>203693804uhh, i dont have one of thosemy fill valve is some kind of contraption
>>203694056
>>203694046erm
>go to medicaid building to ask a simple question>wait in line for 45 minutes just for them to tell me to call their support line>go to my clinic to set up when I can get some xrays theyve been wanting from me>wait in waiting room for 15 minutes>oh they are still waiting to get your scans approved, we cant do them yetI for one despise our healthcare system
>>203694102bad genes, you must be inbred
>>203694056Ha!
The life of Spirit is not the life that shrinks from death and keeps itself untouched by devastation, but rather the life that endures it and maintains itself in it. It wins its truth only when, in utter dismemberment, it finds itself…Spirit is this power only by looking the negative in the face, and tarrying with it.
>>203694059it might be a screw on the top. don't do anything you don't feel comfortable monkey'ing around with, though. that noise is harmless, but a plumber bill always sucks.
dumb peanutposter
Talk about the complicated relationship between white people and spices again
>>203694121I am. I have several diseases and birth defects. I actually have a defect that is a medical mystery and doctors can't figure it out. one said I might be the only person alive with whatever my condition is. but some say that it may be a coincidental combination of disorders
>>203694206I bought salted butter by accident it was waaaaay spicy
>>203694206I had a reuvian cocktail and garlic fries like a month ago and I got food poisoning from one of them
>>203694217What keeps you holding on
odds shower nowevens shower in 30 minutesdubs shower at 4 am tomorrow
>>203694217holy shit, I was jokinggood luck bro
>>203693383you walla walla niggaz are up to no good
>>203694206i dont like siracha, i think it tastes like shit, its too sour, same with jalapenos. i dont like sourfor me it's habanero and chipotle, those are the good peppers
sorry, i'm takentaken by the love of jesus christ our lord
>>203694318Israel's strongest soldier
>>203694318thanks grandpa
>>203694318>>203694333Why are Americans like this
>>203694264copying thisodds shower nowevens shower at like 8
>>203694318careful, bans and warnings for memes have been handed out if political
>>203694355dubs you shower at 4 am hehe
>>203694387no i was only rolling even/odds im going to be asleep at 4am retarde
i hate unions which is why i voted for the indian lady
>>203694256I want to go to my dream country (and live there hopefully)
>>203694394the 4chan ouija has spoken. to disregard it is punushable by exile or death
>>203694409shekelburg's goodest goy
>>203694425shekelberg is right thoughbeitthose workers are lazy as fuck and drag the rest of us down
>>203694424holy shit is this real
America is a Judeo-Mormon theocracy
>>203694409I thought conservatives were the anti-union ones?
>>203694439you tell em, sister
>>203694409>>203694439i thgouthy ou were saying onio ns
Started eating snacks in my car if I work late so I don't have to eat at 10pm or laterTriscuits are good
>>203694476That's bad
>>203694476the balsamic vinegar & basil and the dill sea salt & olive oil are my favorites
>>203694502Sometimes I get home late
i dislike triscuits
>>203694541SameThey are lameI much prefer wheat thins
Cum poop shower
>>203694476triscuits and tortilla chips eaten plain are underrated. you don't need cherry tomatos and feta cheese to make triscuits good, and you don't need to explode tortilla chips in cheese dust to make them good. they're great as they are.
niggas be like"these crackers too spicy"
There is no reason for nilla wafers to have high fructose corn syrup in them
if i was a white supremacist i wouldnt marry off my offspring to jews
>wheat thins
My parents always put out triscuits for snacks when I come over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q41SuhH1kUs
just watched a woman get slam dunked by instagram comments so hard she deleted her account
>>203694643Did she deserve it?
>>203694652>woman on social mediayes
>>203694580It's an American product, of course there's HFCS in it.
blumpfbros...
make your own cookies
>>203694676It should be banned
>>203694688I could tell because whitoids were working there
>>203694652yes absolutely >>203694668epic dude
>>203694692Ain't nobody got time for that!
>>203694698Yes, but good luck with that.
>>203681671>>203681671>>203681671
>>203694692I AM A COOKLET :/
>>203694716I keep dough in the freezer so I can have fresh baked cookies when I feel like it >>203694725skill issue
sugar cookies are my favorite. they always make me feel happier, no matter what.
alright off to shower
really cute girl sat next to me on the busif only I knew how to talk to girls
>>203694824Same, unless I eat 10 of them and get sick
>>203694824same
>>203694862Tell her you hate black people
>>203694862you shouldve said AYY BBY U WANT SUM FUK
>>203694901I dont think that would help
>>203694862show her your B_C
>qualifications:>A minimum of 5 years of experience across...
"You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time!"
>>203694724important thread>>203694725so improve? tf
>>203694793>>203694793>>203694793
>>203694725get the Pillsbury cookbook
Video title: FURIOUS DAD TAKES IT TO WOKE SCHOOL BOARD!!! = INSANEThumbnail: Chudjak father screaming at stunned woman with the quote "MY TAXES PAY YOUR SALARY, BITCH!"
what was it for?
>>203694725My library has an ebook section and it's full of cook books. Yours probably does too.You could find a book with cookies I bet.
>>203695059*SUBSCRIBED*
>>203694973was just watching his hospital scene with commissioner gordon. aaron eckhart was really great in that role, and the way they did the bad side of his face was very inventive. go a little too far, so it doesn't turn your stomach, but is still shocking the first time you see it. very good.
ABSOLUTELY NUTHIN'SAY IT AGAIN Y'ALL
feeling thin and beautiful for once in a looong time :3
>>203695059>MY TAXES PAY YOUR SALARY, BITCHShe replies "that makes you my bitch, not the other way around
>>203695087and hit the notification bell to keep the woke mind virus away
keep it up spinny
>>203695110post butt
>>203695059Can I donate to your patreon? Liking, commenting, and smashing the subscribe button just wasn't enough.
>>203695126no nigga i am a man, a fat gross manim just not feeling any bloat and my shirt is HANGING off me
>>203695144please subscribe to my girlfriend's fansly it really helps us out
i'm voting liberal if they're at risk of losing their seat in my riding
I voted today, /coom/
WAR HUH LOOK OUTWHAT IS IT GOOD FOR ABSOLUTELY NUTHIN'LISTEN TO ME!AAAAHHH
haven't voted a single time in my life, don't plan on it either
>>203695170I already was, and your girlfriend's lover's subscribestar.
>>203695230well done, fellow fencesitter
>>203695170link it, i'll support any independent female sex work content creator
need transgirl or femboy slave to bully and overpower.
>link it, i'll support any independent female sex work content creator
femboy here. need a dominant mommy gf
>>203695059I'm watching the video now. What he's saying is perfectly reasonable, and the women ruining things are running interference for wokeshit.He's 100% justified in everything he's saying.
>>203695185>humans hate wars and fight in them anywayslive free or frag officers
>>203695170Link it so I can look her up on fapello and thothub
Spanish women owe me sex
>2 AM>listening to music in the dark>don't want to go to bed>have to get up early for work that I'm very behind onI need to escape this meat prison...
>>203695315Faggot
>>203695379That's why you don't pay hookers in advance.
>>203695381ur here forever
>paying hookerswhat are they gonna do, complain to the police?
>>203695408Send their pimps after you.
>>203695408Well if she did and said you raped her, what are you gonna say? "Uhhh I was just soliciting her sir"
>>203695408they'd probably stab you, unironically
>>203695422good luck finding a NEET>>203695449tell the police she's a hoe
>>203695449Me personally I'd say "cap".>>203695402Life on Earth is allegedly finite.
This nigga wants to willingly put himself in a bad situation with a hooker and her pimp(s)
>>203695471>not dicking her down so hard she falls asleepNGMI
>>203695473>tell the police she's a hoeShe'll be treated like a sex trafficking victim and you'll still be the one in trouble
>>203695497Mek she know say that she really no have right fi vexA never you she see yah make the gigolo flexA smaddy else weh favor you inna di complexSeein' is believin', so you better change your specsYou know she a go bring a whole heap a things up from the pastAll the likkle evidence, you betta know fi maskQuick 'pon yuh answer, know how fi talkBut if she pack a gun, you know you betta run fast
we make war so that we may live in peace
Smoke everydayEveryday Smoke
>>203695473>good luck finding a NEETyeah they'll never think to look at your home address
>>203695525she'll be a domestic abuse victim too if she dont keep her damn mouth shut
but what if you're so good at the sex the prostitute wants to pay you?
>>203695575>dating a hookerThis NEET's life keeps getting worse.
>>203695569how would she know my address? or my real name?
>>203695575arthur would never
>>203695596who said anything about dating her, nigga
>>203695595You're never going to have to worry about this.
why is there so much kvetching over trump working as a fry cook for a day?
>>203695616>do·mes·tic vi·o·lence>noun>violent or aggressive behavior within the home, typically involving the violent abuse of a spouse or partner.
why on earth would you see a hooker? even in my most desperate moments I've never considered it. total waste of time and money imo.
>>203695652Qboomers think its some epic own and liberals think its demeaning to frycooks
>>203695652McDicks released a statement that Harris has no record of working at any McDicks.
>>203695597so your plan is to get a hooker to meet you in a neutral location, without giving her any information about yourself, and also without paying anything upfront?any hooker who would agree to that is dead already
>>203695671guaranteed replies
>>203695660shut up, poindexterdomestic as in its happens in a residence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VdBmrHKMnc
>>203695693fake name$20 or whatever upfront, dick her down until she's sleeping, take the twenty from her purse, dip ou
I'm in my feelings.
>>203695702I'm going to impregnate your mother, then start beating her stomach, to domestic your brother.
>>203695733this guy fucks
>>203695744my moms well into her menopausal years, good luck with that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HmZW4LhCf0
>>203695717based natural american spirit poster
post your butts
k*kes are evil
>>203695781https://youtu.be/EqEJQJWieng
mexicans smell bad
>>203693016They were a national company and ran ads in most states. I saw them in Texas.
>>203695600Arthur smacks a ho around literally in the episode that image is from
1 hour until monday night footbal
[Intro: Drake]Trap, TrapMoneyBennyThis shit got me in my feelingsGotta be real with it, yeah[Chorus: Drake]Kiki, do you love me? Are you riding?Say you'll never ever leave from beside me'Cause I want ya, and I need yaAnd I'm down for you alwaysKB, do you love me? Are you riding?Say you'll never ever leave from beside me'Cause I want ya, and I need yaAnd I'm down for you always
>>203695792but but the sponsors!
>>203695781
>>203695794no butts
>>203695801No we don't
shaved my dick and balls, this will augment my gooning experience
>>203693016that shit is nationwide dummy i get commercials for it in louisiana
>>203695801yeah we do
>amazon deleted my wishlists with over 40 items in it that i saved in the past 8 years yea thank you jeff. hope you fucking get stranded in space and starve to death up there next time you fucking bald faggot
>>203695882I hope Bezos gets divorced again.
>>203695882Why did they do that?
>>203695849https://youtu.be/lN4V_tgXuNY
>>203695569kek>>203695597escort services are connected to organized crime groups who 10 times out of 10 can track you through a multitude ways that don't need your financial details
I'm sad.
>>203695901>>203695913I unno. Ill be sure to ask jeff when i see em
People who make "hi x I'm dad" jokes in 2024 need to be sent to npc correction camps
>>203695930>no trace of him?>he must have a social media, regular bar he visits, SOMETHING>how can he just have no social presence?
>>203695938I'm making tacos tonight
>>203695964I burgeranon, I'm leafanon.
>>203695977youre so witty and charismatic
>>203695979No way home made tacos by a Canadian are good.
>>203695882its been 8 years dude. time to let the past go.
>>203695930here they can get all your information by knowing your phone number through the service provider
>Video: Brave Greenlander gets ejected from Danish parliament after refusing to speak Danish but instead delivers address in Greendlandic>it's the whitest woman you've ever seenwew lad even Europe has fake featherheads
>>203696034No they deleted it probably in the past 3 months but I had been saving shit in it for years.
>>203696055>Hi, AT&T>anon didn't pay his hooker>can you give us his details so we can collect?
>>203696105i got no clue how they do it but i know of scam that just by sending a message to a hooker phone number they'll later contact you with all your information saying they'll kill you for some bullshit reason if you dont pay up
>>203696140Sounds like you live in a corrupt shithole.
>>203696166no shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amwQytRNvEw
>>203696032I think they'll be fine enough, it's not like I'm making salsa with ketchup or anything
i'm not really into politics but [intensely partisan political opinion]
>>203696243>salsa with ketchupThat would be so good, you should make that.
cuz mah sex junkis so-o-o-much more than either o-o-o-or
thoughbeit
>>203696182>piclol
>>203696182>skyrat steals your ice creamI would go to war.
how's your pussy game?
>>203696335I don't know, ask your mom.
>>203696070LOL
>>203696294I love when the left destroys itself
>>203696259
>>203696335non existent
farts are awful
>>203696438we need to find a cure
https://youtu.be/r4mzEMeWml0
>>203695712underrated post
what do you know about delaware
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaLi1yQdp4Y
Dude Smonk le wed
>>203695882meanwhile I've had the same youtube watch later list since at least 2012
What happens if you cut open a zyn and dump it in your coffee
>>203696497https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQEwJdhfddkLiterally only this.
Adding star wars mods to my RimWorld
>>203696539stomach ulcers (same thing if you swallow the spit)normal use also fucks your gums up but not as bad as snus or dip
belgians in the congo
>>203696312cute?
>>203696583WE DIDNT START THE FIIIIIRE
Dolor agudo
Blessed to be born Punjabi
tried to catch an eye-floater twice
Im having an identity crisis
>>203696775
>>203696775well what are the options
>>203696775https://youtu.be/4xVVFJuycww
>>203696814i dont know how to dress myself
>>203696857Neutral colors are your friend
make the new.
>>203696896you make it
>>203696871i want to look cool
>>203696922Gotta dress in a way that matches your charisma
>>203696931>>203696931>>203696931>>203696931
>>203696922What for? Who you trying to impress?
>>203696857it's whatever you wear with confidence. you could put clown noses in style, with enough charisma. but that's fashion. appeal is as fleeting as the fruit-rind it sounds like. dress for comfort. always.
>>203696857Just wear black.
