Ben & Jerry's edition.prev: >>203692681
if i was there i would have saved him
>>203696931
>>203696931that sounds nasty btw
>>203696956That's not how bell curves work
Oh my science! What the fauci is going on here?! Nigger faggot Sneed
>>203696969then explain how they work, mathanon
>>203696936im charismaless >>203696944just for myself
>>203696922
Your president has made me go to McDonald's for the first time in years.
>>203696969proof? source?
>>203696983>im charismalessDress in a way that gives you confidence Once again, neutral colors are your friend
>>203696981IQ value is on the X axis, distribution on the Y.
>>203696985nippon's goodest goy
A hard working man lol
>>203696983gotta teach you somethingthe easiest way to be cool is to not worry about being cool
>>203696986
>>203697008what about sunglasses
>>203696985Macdonardu is good
The wood turtle (Glyptemys insculpta) is a semi-aquatic species native to North America, primarily found in wooded areas near rivers and streams. Recognized by its distinctive, sculptured shell and striking yellow and orange markings, this turtle is an important indicator of ecosystem health. Wood turtles are omnivorous, feeding on plants, insects, and small animals. They exhibit unique behavior, such as foraging on land and basking in the sun. Unfortunately, their populations are declining due to habitat loss, pollution, and poaching. Conservation efforts are essential to protect this species and its natural habitats for future generations.
>>203697029Do you have a female family member who can accompany you to try some on
I did ten minutes of labor today
>>203697051yeah
>>203697010you want it to be sideways?
>>203697057took you that long to get off the sofa, huh?
>>203697057wow that’s fast what was the birth weight
>>203697010https://youtu.be/vLKpdw6iOEw
For me, it's the backwards baseball cap
>>203697067I want it to actually represent the data you're trying to demonstrate.
>>203697085i wear headbands and beanies
>>203697021I currently dont have what it takes to be cool
sad that Terry could have been another Steve Wozniak if he wasn't insane
>>203697083ha!
i always wear my benis
>>203697085for me, its my baseball cap
cant respect a grown man who wears snapbacks
>>203697135tell me your brown without telling me you are brown
>>203697150Im white, as ar the majority of baseball fans
>>203697244I got glocks in my 'rrari
>>203697085douche
>>203697261https://youtu.be/n8wuZdd4vz8?si=zJ9Pqy97AeoE7woj&t=37
>he thought trump would losengmi
>>203697320SHALOM
i do not like the sense of mild anxiety i feel when i have nothing goin on
eric the midget
>>203697320heard gave up and works at macdoo now
a lady's laying in to a guy. i mean, she is in the highest chair on this one."you are, without a doubt, the most despicable, disgusting man i have ever met."after listening patiently for some time, finally the man rises."you know what? i don't have to take this. why don't you just cram it, lady!"she sighs"very well. take the defendant away."
im cooked
>>203697370told you not to walk into that oven
whats that ai thing that generates background footage based on audio
Where's the canadian who writtes long ass bible posts?
>>203697389Windows media player.
>>203697396shut the fuck up man
I'll skraight vaporize a nigga
footballs on
just vooted
>>203697405Ok
>no fun league
did the man kick the ball
>>203697417could never be me
cant suffer in brazil
niggas be like"this democracy too spicy, I'd rather the global elites decide everything for me"
I'M BARNEY GOOGLEWITH THE GOO-GOO-GOOGLY EYES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvImAiU04Ag
>>203697396And the Lord said "God, I hate Mexicans" and it was based.AMEN!
>>203697453id rather ayys take over the planet and forcibly govern us since we cant do it ourselvesayy oligarchy letting us live in borderline utopia while we focus on arts and sciences
https://weather.com/storms/hurricane/video/dear-hurricane-milton-florida-fifth-graders-write?cm_ven=dnt_social_twitter
>>203697453do you not see the irony in calling them global elites and then implying you actually have any control over them?
made a thread but its already on page 8 and no replies
>>203697503thats rough buddy
>>203697479https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8hDsIoEFYw
>>203697497>potential incursion at gate 12
>>203697524sovl
oh
>>203697327like in the evening when im not doing shit and have nothing to look forward to i just feel scattered and uneasyno dinner to cook, no errands to run, nothing to look forward tomy ability to focus just leaves my body and my brain goes a million miles an hour trying to keep track of 90 things at onceit will just overwhelm me to have like, facebook conversations and discord notifications and threads to check and a game to try to play all at onceeven though normally this wouldnt be a problem for me earlier in the dayidk i think being awake and unfocused too long does it to me, i should take a nap but then i wont be asleep til 2am
UGH i need a sexy pirate gf
>>203697497
>>203697592
>>203697630Her eyes complete the pan-african flag of BBC
>>203697643kek shut the fuck upi actually laughed at th is stupid ass post>>203697640yea thats about it
>>203697643you're a weirdo bro you're not well. get some help
>>203697347What's your favorite Eric bit
If you see a tortoise crossing a busy road, FWC grants permission to move the gopher tortoise across the road in the same direction it was headed if it is safe for you to do so. Do not move the tortoise to another location or put the tortoise in a car as this constitutes illegal possession.
>>203697650wish i was a catno credit card no mouthbreathing coworkers just meow meow
>>203697699wish i was a fish bro they dont have the capacity to feel emotionscant be depressed or wnat to kms just glub glub
Another form of cope I have is that I think that if I want to I can hurt the people I hate but then someone in my head calls me a faggot and I stop thinking that.
>>203697630ai slopper>>203697643bbc slopper
>>203697715true dat.
>>203697715>gets a hook rammed through your eye by a 12 year old and then yanked around by a string attached to your wound
>>203697688i was listening to the one where he wanted to create a model agency. that was pretty funny
>>203697753price to pay for not feeling sadness and anger bro
>>203697764One of my grade school friends' father used to kill the fish he caught, by putting a screwdriver through their eyes.
bros if you could SEE these local commercials holy fuckthey had a literal downie screaming I GOT PASGHETTI AND METABALLS YEAAAAA
im going on a horny fastwhenever i see a hot woman, I just closed my eyes or look away
/cum/ niggas be like"EEK, a sexy woman!"
voted todayfeels good to make a difference
>>203697801With a moment of being freaked out?
a woman tried to stealthiley take a picture of me the other day. she might have succeded
spent 1k on guns and ammo
>>203697833based and not a fencesitting ignoramuspilled
>>203697863happens
>>203697863could be worse
Sisterberg had her daily meltdown today and destroyed everything in the kitchen
talking to a femboy rn
>>203697841what do you mean?>>203697816hidden
>>203697874needs knife correction
>>203697863which guns
every year that goes by the amount of people I know who give a shit about me decreases, that's good it will make the end much easier.
Spent 1.2k on a new watch
>>203697874give me her number and I'll destroy something of hers
>>203697882My parents are afraid she will do that to her self >>203697897She is a nutjob stay away
baltimore...wyd....
>>203697884full sized 1911 and 1872 navy (similar to pic related) plus magazines for the 1911 and ammo
I spent 3k gems and only got one 5 star I maxed out
>>203697914they should look forward to it, it will no longer be their problem once shes gone lolfr tho you should beat the shit out of her
>>203697914she can give me a nutjob,IYKWIM
>>203697937jotchua
>>203697937i look like this and t pose like this
>>203697935>1872 navyvery nice
>>203697940I told her i was going to punch her in the face and break all her teeth when i found out that she threw my cookies on the floor
>>203697996oink oink fatty fat rettard
>>203698004I weigh less than you cuntbag
>>203698020fat soullmfao
Might buy another watch
>>203697996And she responded as such
it's over
>>203697996fatty gonna cry?
>>203698036>>203698066im 125 pounds
>>203698076and 4'9", right?
dis nigga a twink
the twenty four hours of la mawn
>>203698106
>>2036980845'4
>>203698145>>203698076Schizojeet numbers
been playing this in vr recentlypretty fun, I've only gotten the voice and optics activatedI keep choking on the third activation
>>203698145i tower over you like a titan
>>203698168>>>/vr/
>>203698181there's no pinball thread and I cba to make one until I have a good score
>Preferred Qualifications: Masters / PhD degree in Computer Science
gay as fuck knowing if you hire a contractor nowadays there's a chance they're a faggoy youtuber who's going to make a dozen youtube shorts in your home
>>203698169the bigger they are the harder they fall
>>203697896which one?
got a whitehead zit right on the bridge of my nose and its bugging the crap out of me
>>203698158haven't seen him post in a while was he a visajeet or born in canada?
youtube short bingeing again
>>203698266I think he was born in the US
>>203698280how did he end up in canada
>>203698297He moved from Michigan or something
>>203698306me this friday when i go to my birthday dinner
i never feel "full" when i eat. i have no clue what people mean when they say that. i eat and then 15 minutes later i want to eat again. is my digestive system fucked?>inb4 youre fatim 5'11 165.
>im 5'11
>>203698321you dont eat enough to get that feeling, you are really small so eating 'enough' for you is not what these people are talking about + you have healthy eating habits so you just eat til youre not hungry not til youre stuffedif you REALLY want to try to experience this, eat your normal amount, then keep eating some more, then keep eating, eat until you literally feel sick and like if you took another bite youd throw up
>>203698316why would they put a meixcan flag on your hamburger hat
>>203698321drink more water and eat more nutritious food
>>203698076>>203698076post skinny butt
ive watched the nfl for 20 years now and they never cared about whether or not i voted until 2016i wonder what could have happened
>>203698353because i ordered a mexican hamburger
farts make me laugh
>>203698260my bussy is made for American Chads :3
>>203698374I order hamburgers at mexican restaurants unironicallythey taste pretty good you can tell they cook it on the same griddle as the fajitas and shit
>>203696956very ironic image
>>203698371i have a big ass its my only feature women have complimented
>>203698374>>203698390wild
thinking im gonna make a cheeseburger poboy tomorrow with mexican seasoning
>>203698427tomorrow I will eat one whole pizza
https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1729559390439308.webmdonald TRUNK lol
NIGHT WAS BLACKWAS NO USE HOLDIN' BACK'CAUSE I JUST HAD TO SEEWAS SOMEONE WATCHING ME?
Shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan
>>203698384you heard the fella, Americans rape this fool
>>203698460
Been an hour Tincture hasn't kicked in yet Hate this shit, the high is nice but it seems impossible for me to time
>>203698470Hes made for BCC though
>>203698461IN THE MIST FIGURES MOVING TWISTWAS ALL THIS FOR REALOR JUST SOME *KIND* OF HELL?
RimWorld with star wars and sex mods time :) dang I love being a neet
>>203698460https://youtu.be/J08sUdljFmU
>>203698507i dont remember blue sounding so girly
>>203698494SIXSIX SIXTHE NUMBER OF THE BEAST
>>203698507really hate how donald trump was a cultural reference for literally decades but as soon as 2016 happened everything for the last 30 years got retconned to being political
gonna be a long night of cursing brian in the name of satan
The crabby patty was very underwhelming ngl
>>203698460:D
lol, just spent two hours watching hung chicks putting femboys in their place.
https://www.youtube.com/@TwitchStreamerFeet/videos
>>203698590gayest post ITT
>>203698594>twitchstreamerfeetbroget some help
eating keebler fudge cookies
>>203698625I got chips ahoy at my desk
just drank 1600 calories
>>203698634drop the zero (chips ahoy) pick the hero (keebler)
drinking water and not eating again til tomorrow morning, havent had a bite in 5 hours
>>203698653is that an accomplishment for you, fatty?if it is, i'm very proud of you and your efforts. keep it up!
>>203698653momberg doesnt want to cook tonight so im just going to eat junk food till tomorrow
>>203698664no it's very normal for me i do this every day and have for half a decade i just like the seethe it causes from insecure fatties
give me one good reason why we shouldnt incentivize people to eat fried vegetables>its fat and greasystill veggies, which are good for you>why deep fry them at all then???so people will eat it. Theyll eat ANYTHING thats been deep fried, at least itll be good for them
>>203698670be the change you want to see in the worldbecome the chef of your own tendies
i'd probably be over 500 pounds if i had a deep fryer
>>203698687It tastes better when she cooks them however
>>203698682>eating 60 calories of vegetables is too yucky wucky for me please cover them in 500 calories of breading and oil and destroy the micronutrients by subjecting them to very high heatchristi wont lie to you though the asparagus tempura at the japanese place goes very fucking hard tahts my jam
>>203698710Im not saying *I* wont eat regular veggiesbut if you want fatties and other retrobates to eat healthy you gotta stoop to their level
turn it turn it turn it
>>203698727thats not eating healthy, deep fried foods are the opposite of healthyno, the vegetable underneath it does not counteract itwhat you are suggesting is more harm than good
>>203698682the health benefit of eating vegetables is that they have so few calories. you're basically putting your body into conservation/starvation mode by eating a lot of themthat kind of stress is good for you sometimes.
i EXCLUSIVELY listen to women musiciansmen don't make good music
t. retard
whats going on in ukraine
>>203698752i fucking hate when retards talk about nutrition holy shit
>>203696931Is it just me or all these voting initiatives from corporations like this are obviously signaling you to vote Democrat this election?
film idea:huwhite man gets a job as a basketball coach for youth in the projects, the squad is all preteen AA's who hate whitey, they cant believe the "man" is taking over. Plot twist: coach is a former NBA player(reason for retiring unrevealed yet), he schools the kids in 1v1's, and tells them the only way they can beat whitey is to get better. Team eventually bonds, racism ends, they win the city championship against other hood schools
i can't eat raisins without my colon getting phenomenally clogged and painful. just balloons full of fecal juices that block everything.
>>203698774mild kerfuffle>>203698779erm...no....not at all!!!
>>203698777everyone has access to nutritionvalue.org big vegetable is going down.
RIP New Brunswick.
niggas be like"these old grapes too spicy"
>>203698779obviously. because when more people vote dems win. it's that simple. if you want orange man then you've gotta doompost and dissuade people from voting.
>>203698794>you're basically putting your body into conservation/starvation mode by eating a lot of them
>>203698788>film idea:>huwhiteLost interest.
>>203698789>balloons full of fecal juicessome guys pay extra for that, be grateful.
>big vegetable is going down.
>>203698464shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan
People around here really should take pictures of themselves every month or so with a huge friendly smile that way when you get kidnapped there's a nice recent picture of you and people don't think you're wanted for kidnapping soneone instead of the other way around when your face is on public display like an old west "wanted" poster on a pole. I just saw this one guy who looked like he had bodies on his backyard but he was the one who disappeared... aparentely... and the only photo they had of him wasn't flattering to say the least. Who's gonna feel bad for a guy who looks like he's probably joining his kidnappers anyway?! Unreal.
listening to burzum
>>203698788kinda reminds me of the movie Rebound
>>203698814one vegetable mentioned in the reply chain
>>203698207That's just marketing. They can't record if you don't give them permission
>>203698403proof?
>>203698853anonymous 'starvation mode' is not a thing, ESPECIALLY if you are eating food with fucking caloriesgod you are so dumb please god never talk about nutrition again
please have some decorumgoddamntalkin about "balloons of fecal juices"my nephews browse this boardwhat if they saw your postshaking my damn head
thinking about slavic queens
>>203698870why are you trying to say that there are no hormonal changes when you're at a caloric deficit?
>>203697630average florida femboy
>>203698870Based on how fat your country is, you could all handle starvation for a week.
I dont know why people say "your major doesnt matter, its having the degree that the recruiter looks at" when every job listing Ive found demands a specific kind of degree out of college
>>203698861not going to post proof so you can jerk off to it
>>203698894that's a man, and if it isn't i already fucked her
>>203698902Im underweight
>>203698912wrong
>>203698904First, it's an outdated phrase that used to be true. Second, there's lots of dumb office jobs that just have a post-secondary requirement, but nothing specific.
>>203698895thats not what im saying and thats not what he is saying eitherthere is no such thing as 'starvation mode' as ANYONE describes it beacuse its a stupid myth
>>203698908I won't I pinkie promise
>>203698922the only thing underweight about you is your gray matter
>>203698922You argue like a woman.
>>203698904idk I'm a degreeleti just hire anyone who doesnt seem like a douche
>>203698928and yet i just described it that way. it seems you're too immature to have a conversation
>>203698932nigga you can see my ribcage>>203698939I'll kill you
>flawless video games don't exi-
>>203698947yes i am
oh. just reviewed the lease it seems to say not only you can't play or practice music in the apartment or on the balcony etc you aren't allowed to store musical instruments inside the apartment either. you're just simply not allowed to have them. hmmm
>>203698949inferior to tetrisphere, DS, and the NES version
>>203698904it used to be true-ish a decade ago. i work in tech and know lots of folks with degrees in art history, philosophy, biology, etc. it's not as true anymore but at the end of the day all you need is a hiring manager willing to bat for you.re: "every listing demands a specific degree", those are really more guidelines than requirements.
i keep my fiddle and my accordion under my bed so the landlord never noticed them btw.
>>203698987are you a gypsy
>>203698987that's where I hide my subs
>>203698958Which province, because I'm pretty sure they can't enforce such a thing.
thinking bout going to bed and watching star trek instead of waiting for football to come back on desu
need to make big money big bucks and gain influence and power. How do i get a jewish gf
>>203698996no im just a fan of slavic folk music traditions.>>203699002alberta
walk tuah the polls and vote on that thang
>>203696931Without America keeping the peace, this whole world would be in chaos and everyone knows it
you talkin some mad shit for someone in ringworming distance
I'm a firm believer in the tactical turtleneck.
hmmm
>>203699076she doesn't deserve to be happy
realistically though if she's not a virgin it's not worth it
>>203698779In the OP pic, it says "Vote November 5th".Donald Trump told his followers to vote on January 5th.Make of that what you will.
>>203699076this is so sad bros a woman doesnt want to live with the consequences of her actions, can we change human nature for her?
it's not right that i still have to struggle with acne at my big age while everyone else got over it in high school
>>203699076I love redemption storiesgood for her
I speak truth to powerand the truth isthis is HORSESHIT
>>203699086why not
>>203699098not rly making anyhting of it desu
>>203699076this is completely false lmao
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIMEPEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIMEPEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIMEPEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
I need to buss but I'm not gonna masturbate so I will continue to suffer until this feeling subsides
>>203699120>this mindbroke the internet 18 years ago
black and yellowblack and yellowblack and yellow
Nvidia stock go brrrrrr
>>203699135i genuinely enjoy wiz khalifa's earliest stuff. i remember downloading mixtapes off datpiff in college 15 years ago.
>>203699126rent this for the weekend and go nuts
15 days without biting nails. wagmi
go off king
>>203699018>https://www.canlii.org/en/ab/laws/stat/sa-2004-c-r-17.1/latest/sa-2004-c-r-17.1.html#sec21_smooth>https://www.canlii.org/en/ab/laws/regu/alta-reg-211-2004/latest/alta-reg-211-2004.htmlI'm not seeing anything. The only thing they could get you on, is the disturbing other tenets, which just means playing your instruments before quiet hours as defined by the city.Read through the Residential Tenancies Act for yourself, but I don't think that part of the contract is valid.
>>203699181gji only could ever not bite them when i painted them
>>203699054https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhQ5678cJU8
what if the edmund fitzgerald deserved to sink
>>203699188i don't think a lot of the shit on the lease is valid lol.
>>203699076I look forward to the articles crying about people posting "I've masturbated to videos of your asshole" on her family photos.
>>203699210Always know your rights.
>>203699112shaming women for being whores makes the world a better place
>>203699227tried this last night hes either a cuck with a humilation fetish baitposting or a genuinely spineless betamale, he just said 'nah if i try to challenge her i will just get evicted or have my rent doubled'
oh fuck i forgot to put the clothes in the dryer
>>203699243you absolute DUMMY
>>203699236I've never associated Albertans with brains. They're known for being alcoholic cowboy rigpigs.
accidently killed myself with the saw blade
>>203699236there are countless other people living in this building lol. are they spineless too? idk lots of evictions here. its probably related
>>203699279based ghost anon
>>203699116I don't think it is
>>203699277im not albertan and i dont drink alcohol and i dont work in the oil industry.
>>203699279the giant ones with the boomerang effect? those always kill me
>>203699293Why'd you say>>203699018>albertathen, retard? I asked what province.
>>203699293aren't you leduc the half troonski?
>>203699298yeah i was clearing out the fungal cavern and it fucked me. i always die trying to explore the fungal cavern
my cat was meowing at me and he did the thing where he meows and yawns at the same time and he was like meoOOWooOOWoow i literally wheezed laughing at him like in the reddit memes
>>203699323what game?
>>203699317i live here. im not from alberta so im not albertan.>>203699322what the fuck is a half troonski.
>>>203699360new
>>203699352noita
>>203699367Dumb nigger, you live in Alberta, you're an Albertan. IDGAF about where you used to live, because it doesn't matter for this.
>>203699390SAAAAAAAAAAAAAARthat's not how it works. pajeets arent canadian just because they live in canada, and im not albertan just because i live in alberta.
>>203699179it looks very diseased
i'm heading down to lousiana
