/brit/
literally why do this
Did absolutely nothing at work today and toilberg's none the wiser
>>203697632why are they censoring the drugs
>>203697632Phew good thing they censored those nasty words or I would've had a conniption
>>203697632based beyond belief
>>203697632huh he actually does kind of look elliot page i see it nowapparently its all implants in the jaw
french people are better when it comes to movies,music and culture compared to anglosyou will never compete with Bellmondo,Alizee or Delon#FACT
hes still hereall the time
@ lad from last thread>>203697616Austronesian is just an over-arching grouping of Micronesian + Polynesian + Melanesian + Maritime South East Asian + some Madagascar groups (Polynesians also expanded into Madagascar btw)Like how "white" is Germanic + Nordic + etc...
Might have to start sleeping during the day
>>203697686always fall asleep as soon as i get in/log offnot good cannot recommend
It's half 12 in bongland, shouldn't yous be in bed by now on a monday night?
>>203697649timmy might freak out if he reads some words on a screen
>>203697740its half 1
>>203697766even worse
her poo in my mouth
>>203697784do you like her post bogging/bimbofication/weight gain too
been known to pee
the more poo the merrier
lucky guy
>>203697834why are bongs addicted to eating da poo poo??
>>203697865Tastes better than our food!*Holds for applause from Yanks*
Switched from smoking to vaping and I feel a lot better
>A baby has died after a boat attempting to cross the English Channel sank on Thursday night, French authorities said.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n87lQWRe8-s
>Ten-year-old Sara Sharif suffered injuries which were comparable to a person involved in a car crash, a court has heard.
>>203697889I wish I could vape flum float like my big hero yeat. but you can only buy it with credit card and i dont have one.
>>203697920>The girl's body, which was found in her family's home in Surrey last year, had signs of healing spinal fractures which had then been rebroken, the Old Bailey was told.
>>203697901>>203697920>>20369794860 secondsposted it again award
>>203697960Post the 'jak
>>203697942You can't use a debit card? Holy scam batman
i can't believe how much i hate everything
>>203697632censoring the drugs? i have no idea, especially since elon owns twitter now
>>203698042What makes you hate everything?
mumstein is becoming unbelievably religious in her old age, the other day she told me meditation is demonic
>>203698071the fact that i can't buy a flum float
>>203697920>>203697901>>203697948 demented child molster from chester
linux sub edishhhhhh :3
really need to learn programming one of these days
>>203698042things will get betterlook >>203698120
>>203697948
>>203698234Mad, almost as if it's not smacking that does it and, in fact, Muslims
Aussies are natural sissies that god created for americhads to breed
jacket potato! :D
>>203698264Based. Just had them for dinner
>>203698256nosmacking children causes their spines to be broken, alwaysit must be banned
Get Islam banned
>>203698340Islam is the way and Allah the only true God.
>>203698123KYS
Ic eom gearu to fæstnian þæt cyningdóm!
>>203698359leave the sister alone, chud.
>tfw fat
>>203698380Get skinny then
>>203698366haha yeh i get what this means! kill all niggers!
>>203698359don't be like that, comrade
Just been woken up by my sister's schizophrenic boyfriend ringing for coke money basically
>southerners actually say cum raids instead of com-rads
>tfw bijou screams "MY SON, TIMMY"ffs clogrot humour has ruined mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDpMKezk_GQ
kys
>>203698399>JUST CHANGE YOUR GENES BRO
Lee rigby
good news i'm not diabeticnow to celebrate with some takeout
Wish i was fat instead of skinny
>>203698439
>takeoutyankoid detected
>>203698458What are ye getting
sherlock
alri lads
I need to stop wanking.
>>203698500why
>I wish to live my life without the burden off children... no offense Timmy
>>203698512>>203698467>>203698436You spend all day doing this you literally never stop.
>>203698536I only started posting on /brit/ this evening tho
KYS spaintard
new girl at works last name is oneill so i was telling her about dal riata and the ui neills and how its irish because she thought it was scottish and i told her its a good strong name and she should be proud of it
>watching videos on how people in the UK started a business>I got a £70 grand loan from my uncle >I got £50k loan from my dad>My dad's mate gave me £100kWell, back to neeting for me.
who's hungry
>>203698604NOT FOR GIRLS
g'night y'all ugly ass niggas
@203698574ohhhhhhh, he's mad lol
>>203698600get a loan from the bank
>>203698604Always have one of these in the fridge :D
We were talking about Rashida Jones the other day. Just checked out the mitsubishi website and there she is
>>203698636yehhhh its really funny when you do that dogwhistling to me. I'm not mad, its an instruction for your own good.
Niggas coaly tho, cobson got the gemmy thoGot the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho
>>203698678I'm not Spaino, mate. I did manage to mindrape you like him though...
>>203698671not as beautiful as her mother
anime
exactly what it would say
>>203698699Based jewess enjoyer but you're wrong
>>203698694rorkeeeee gaaaaaang
>>203698721at the same age, obviously
>One man dead and 15 others rushed to hospital after two passenger trains collide on remote single-track railway line in mid Wales
miss it so much
>>203698708luv em x
>Why is your foreskin missing?! Our foreskins aren't missing in GERMANY
>>203698741Only funny if it's non whites
>>203698628erm thats a black n**********
>>203698778mines missing
finallyi can be the brewmaster i always wanted to be
>the governmentwe have aliens among us, but no easy way to tell who they areif only there were some innocent-looking bait we could distribute...>chocolate companiesno problem boss
>>203698436>>203698467>>203698512>>203698554>>203698708>>203698769>anime
>>203698811Based cutchad! I hope mine made it into some rich old woman's eye cream!
>>203698628g'nite bitch as nigga
>>203698837
sorry but grown adults who die of drug related deaths aren't 'victims'let's stop infantilising people
I ABIDE BY THE CHAOS WE UPHOLDEXECUTE THY WILL ON THY LIEGE
>>203698868Let's stop pathologizing addiction. Your mate who likes smack just likes smack. Calling him an addict will weaken him
>>2036988372.5D albeit
the system failed them
Spainsimp
Youtube currently recommending several videos of brown people hearing The Doors for the first time.Shan't be watching any of them.
Not about to damage the integrity of this fella, nope
youtube went woke AGAIN
>try to start a conversation>everyone ignores me and continues posting random gibberish>nobody interacts with anyoneWhy the fuck do I post here, its been about 10 years of this maybe longer I don't remember anymore
>>203698963i'm here for ya mate x
>continues to not respond to just another random american
this image is basically america
african women
Don't care if frosty yanks ignore me
>>203698963Interlocking monologue is what most "conversations" are tbf. Add the Internet buffer and it's easy to feel ignored
>>203699013bet their house absolutely reeks
>>203699013me looking from a distance, muttering to myself about the future of the white race
butter popcorn and coke zero for supperyou're my lads
reckon people like kurt cobain and jim morrison and amy winehouse were just talentless druggy mongs and nobody would care about them if they hadn't died young
*slaps your wee bald head *
I'm the king of kings
one stella down
you ever notice the people who are pro Palestinian are always lefty student middle class white people living off the state/parents and do meme degrees like business, political science, classics or art? weird that
>>203698359bro that image is literally 2 years old
>>203699250fashionable middle class 'beliefs' that are really just cost-free performance to signal membership of the herd
>>203699250Mostly women tbf
>>203699250not really
>>203699312whats it like being blind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-gghTbb44s
Chat GPT tells me I should be consuming 150g of protein a day for my liftingthat's quite a lot
>>203699344idk what's it like being obsessed with stupid shit
>>203699297cor, the blonde on the right would get it
will u go see the minecraft movie with me, anon?
>>203699363not really
>>203699297they really can't stop being whores huh
>>203699377only if you give me a handy in the back row
>>203699387mmm yes let me just eat a kilo of chicken breast a day
>>203699410150 grams is a normal daily protein intake for an adult man
>>203699432??? You need like 50g
i eat like zero proteins a day
>>203699437LMAOoh dear
>>203699432quite simply incorrect
ummmmm aktually sweety, thats like 11 medium chick breast mmmm kaybecause thats completely normal behaviour, eating like 2 whole chickens a dau
>>203699363are you 70kg?>>203699410chicken breast massively reduces in weight when you cook it mateplus you can eat an drink other things as wellnever understood why so many people apparently have a problem hitting their protein goals
>>203699453You're fat
>>203699443and it shows
>>203699437do you weigh 62 pounds?
>>203699437>>203699443>>203699454enjoy your subsistence diets freaks
>>203699487Like 130
>>203699461not if you dont buy cheap meat pumped full of water and dont overcook it
190kg master race
>>203699492then even you should be at about 102g
yeah right the only source of protein is chickenyou literally can't get protein anywhere other than chicken breastI really am posting here with a bunch of fucking teenagers aren't Igod help me
>>203699507how about telling us your daily diet then wise guy
yea, it's whackin' time
>>203699503
>>203699471eating an adequate amount of protein doesn't make me fat it makes me feel good and not in constant pain from deteriorating muscles and joints and messed up skin
Americans be like>my daughter's travelling to Europe and Australia with her friends, but I'm not worried about her having sex because she's only 16 so she would be underage :)
me personally, trying to gainmax on my organs... want to at least double the size of my organsim going for dwayne Johnson tier liver and kidneys
you can only absorb 20g of protein per sitting3 meals a day means 60g of protein a day
>>203699492bro is 5ft 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuyhdtAxnz4... Terrorised by a building site ...
>>203699514I'm bulkingAlso you obviously don't have to be this autistic about things, I just am
>>203699561why don't you list grams for the protein powder if you're this autistic about everything else there
>>203699552bro thats straight up debunked pseudoscience from like 1990
>>203699554What you eat today? I had a banana in the morning. Drinking coffee all day (about to take a shit ton of vitamins with a couple cups of milk
trying to increase the size of my ligaments and tendons
>>203699581bowl of oatspeanut butter sandwichand later some spaghetti with salad
>>203699561>3l of milk a daywish i were there to sniff your farts
>>203699591Healthy enough. Are you vegetarian?
>>203699577You measure proton powder in scoops not gramsthat's 1 scoop
>>203699591did u put a banana on the sandwhich cause u should
>>203699597then why not say 1 scoop next to it thoughever
>>203699561um yes, nice diet of chicken and milk
>>203699600No, I put pickles in my peanut butter sandwich >>203699596nah
>>203699579no it is notyou're believing protein powder propaganda (PPP)
>>203699594I don't get gassy from drinking milkI do from broccoli THOUGH
>>203699609well he said he's bulking so it's just a short-term diet
>>203699612eww
>>203699604Because I forgot :3>>203699609Like I said you don't have to be this autisticeggs, any meat, yoghurt, nuts, fish etc are all good sources
>>203699615there is no research or evidence that suggests the body can only absorb up to 50 grams of protein in one meal.stop
>>203699649Ii sit on my ass doing fuck all. I do walk daily
>>203699641ah yes, eggs, from hens and yoghurt from milk
LadsIt's time for the most diabolical bulk humanity has ever seen
>>203697620So should I try irn Brew while in the uk
>>203699676
>>203699676america no wonder youre all fucking massive
>>203699670Also I bet that the Orthodox Christian number would be even lower if you only counted Russian and Serbian because they are more traditional and conservative, whereas the Greeks are way more liberal (not all of them but many of them are desu)
>>203699675Yeahare you vegan and looking for an alternative?avocados and nuts would be good for you thencarbs are also protein sparing, so increasing your oats/rice/potatoes etc would help
>>203699700>>203699710very silly responses
>>203699713Not all Greeks are liberal of course. This guy is Greek and he is very very traditional and he was against the vaxx.https://youtu.be/Zh5icz1gE1Y
After my trip to London and York I might think about Australia or new Zealand
>>203699733yeah loads of protein in avocado
any agnostic christian man in
>>203699788Fr. Peter Heers is Orthodox Christianhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cAFYYPuE6o
>>203699786how about Beijing and Tokyo, the quad of shite cities
catyank's in the house
I think we can all kinda agree that zoomers ruined everything
>>203699819oi oihttps://youtu.be/KRzULg8Gm64
>>203699787Oh yeah I mixed up the fat and protein on that oneTofu, Quinoa and Lentils seem to be the go-tothere is also vegan protein powder but I assume you don't care
wouldn't mind a cat but my house is all carpet and i dont want yhrm stained in cat piss
>>203699561Bro you're already 96kg why would you need to bulk
>>203699842no, just like your posts
>>203699670
can i bulk my cockwant a penis like a monster energy can
>>203699817Might visit Munich
>>203699847every flat surface will be covered in shit sand and their hair
>>203699855I look very small for my weightIt isn't just body dysmorphia either, my actual size is more on par with the 86kg guys but for whatever reason I weigh much more than themalso I just think it's fun
>>203699892penis pump or saline injections
>>203699883Jay Dyer made fun of this fag in one video. He started talking in a nasally high pitched voice like him.He also called Ben a controlled opposition shill.
>>203699874Then why ask?
>>203699914can you recommend me a good pump pierre
Wish I'd been born in OZ. 360° beaches. Stunning hinterland.
>>203699944ello mate
>>203699938you're not serious, are you?
>>203699944ever seen a kangaroo have a boxing match with a dwarf
You reckon UFO's are real?
>>203699977Yes but they actually are demons not aliens.
>>203699977How about U Fuck Off heheheh
>>203699938I can give you a good pump mate
https://youtu.be/wDAGRAQ1nec
love the idea of clearly visible doorbell cameras with a bright LED as a deterrent. never understood people hiding their cameras. it is supposed to be a deterrent not an investigation device.
>>203699944>360° beachesWell I guess it is technically an island but that's an odd way to put it
>>203700010
>>203700038
been playing anarchy minecraft
toil in 5 hours
*stifles laughter*HeyWhat country is Minecraft in?It's in *pfffthaha* CUBE-A HAHAHAHAHA
havent played video games in yearsjust cam not be arsed these days, dont find it funeverytime i load up a game, i play for like 5 minutes and then just go do something else
>>203700059*Puts a Mentos up his bum and watches him rocket off*
>>203700031It's like the Southeastern US with socialism. God's own country. What part do you live in? Are there any spots with ~9 months of warmth
>>203700085>Are there any spots with ~9 months of warmthYeah like the entire country
>>203700085Socialism is of the devil.https://youtu.be/uXsZz4bwEYQ
new girl at toil said she likes harry potter
>>203700081>>203700140you've got some nerve posting in our thread after your senator threatened to kill our king
>>203700140is she a meek asian girl with glasses?
>>203700125Lucky bastard.>>203700137Cope, catyank. Nothing wrong with paying for your neighbor's kid's lunch
>>203700157Wish the entire monarchy would dissolve
>>203700140She sounds like a gay normie.
>>203700174https://youtu.be/M0EvwXqUggs
>>203700201would scran the tran
>>203700204
nothing more retarded to be against something because it's "satanic" or similar so utterly illogical
the monarchy has a right to exist you woke whig bastard
>>203700247https://youtu.be/c8z51nvWIv8
not sure why I should even get a job at this point I am 27 years old its all nonsense anyways
Polish is the best female accent
why should i pay 5 grand for car insurance if i dont even use it
>>203700163shes a white girl with dark hair and blue eyes
>>203700222corr propa good kittingtonshire diss one
Catyank is such a chad. Whenever he shows up he naturally dominates the thread. He makes the thread his own.
huge_breasts cooperative_paizuri lactation
>>203700291>27 years oldAh just like "employed" ""woman"", Weird!
>>203700314then do a 360 and walk away, harry potter adults are just a step down from disney adults
>>203700247Oh so we should LIKE satanic things? Fucking idiot.>>203700077Prefee thinking about them."Oh i remember its been a year/2 years since i last played x, shpuld try and finish that one day"
>>203700291You've got a good 20 years before you lose your mind or die. Work hard for 10 years, invest what you save so you're not doing this same type of thinking down the road
What ever happened to mousenonce?
if jesus was for real about loving your enemy, then shouldn't you love satan?
>>203699084190 smugly thinking about chuds while he clocks in to another day on 4chan to get mindbroken by chuds
>>203700383He nonced one too many mice. Police finally found him.
>>203700341im a harry potter adult i drink butter beer and i eat bertie botts every flavour bean and i flick her salty milk and coin flavoured bean
>>203700349>lose your mindwhy would this happen
>>203700320
Women love noisey computer mice. They like the noise it makes.
>>203700396For someone in your condition I would avoid him at all costs and work on the basics like wiping your arse and making your bed
WHEN I WASA YOUNG BOYMY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
Might become Christian if it cures me of my ailments because the NHS sure as hell cant
gonna have to remember that flicking her pusy flavoured bean joke for if i ever need to flirt with her
>>203700432what's my condition, doc?
going to enquire about buying an illegal gun (with my PIP money) on wednesday
Why is Israel burning people alive?
>>203700440
>>203700440Same so i can shoot you in call of gta online
>>203700447Orthodox priest Fr. Peter Heers discusses the lies of the Roman Papists and the Zionists, who are servants of Antichrist, and their agenda of covid "vaccine", feminism, LGBT, open borders, etc.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cAFYYPuE6o
>>203700449
Australians give me noncey vibes here.
>>203700447Without Israel, western civilization collapseshttps://youtu.be/kmW2yAYhMmM?si=BWc7OZmySvgS6VRt
what frequency do vaginad convulse at
>>203700424>For most people with Alzheimer's — those who have the late-onset variety — symptoms first appear in their mid-60s or later. When the disease develops before age 65, it's considered early-onset Alzheimer's, which can begin as early as a person's 30s, although this is rare.
>>203700484You got anything else on your mind? Anything else, please, just not this.
>>203700485TellYour brain rots and dies
rorke eating a cherry ripe
>>203700493it's an important question considering everything has a frequency
good morning lads
>>203700531morning
>>203700484they don't, female orgasms aren't real
>>203700540hushhhhhhh
>>203700558
>>203700531Mornin
>>203700544>>203700544>>203700544>>203700544
>>203700540>>203700562
>>203700577
>>203700447this is an anti-semitic blood libel
