THE LAST THREAD WAS ONLY 309 POSTS OLD YOU SICK FUCK (edition)
alri lads
The year is 2024 and australians and yanks are only capable of making semi normal new threads
how about you summon some bitches
>>203700544good edition, very thought out
would you?
*enters the thread*
myra hindley cum tribute
>>203700598Him? Done.
This general should be tarred and feathered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Naz9d6HfMLk
i've never had tea
would you rather destroy a cell tower or kill two police officers
>>203700636Had this upon /brit/ recommending it. Find it at your local retailer
>9 yank postsSTATE OF IT ALL
>>203700636This except sex
>>203700657More British than you island scum
RIP PaulFucking choon https://youtu.be/gJ1jeBNUR4c?si=0orY0fXYb_h2CO3s
How do I get a six pack?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wBtFNj_o5kThis intro but of me entering this thread and a montage of me posting in it :3 - - D====8
>>203700713Starve yourself. Do planks for extended periods of time. Next question
>>203700679yeah nah yeah get fucked cunt
>>203700713Just go to the liquor store
>christmas in summer
now before you walk in the door of this liquor store and try to get money out the drawer you better think of the consequence
>>203700713leg raises supersetted with cable crunches>>203700732>plankslmao, bet you like bosu ball shit as well
>>203700732are planks all i need?
>>203700648twinings is SHIT
>latest cod needs 149gb on pclmao what the fuck nigger, they used to be like 12gb
>>203700789For me it's skipping carbs (starchy foods) completely. I've also stopped eating sugar
*enters brit*
>>203700812mmm yes, consume zero carbs or sugar in a day do you?
>>203700812uh oh you'll get the carb zealots rustled
hello i am a robot from the year 6000
>>203700820Screaming
>>2037008416000 dicks up ya bum*watches you spark and blow up in shock*
>>203700820this is more entering /cum/ thoughever
>>203700832*Granulated sugar
women
What’s it like being asian or indian in sydney?Unironically curious, do they face microaggressions from wyt people or get shot at by the police?
>>203700866are nice and soft
>>203700789The i don't do planks hardly. I do lots of cardio
>>203700892im an indian robot from the year 2024 and i live in strathfield
>>203700789yes. planks is the only core you really needbut six pack also is about low fat
>>203700801Grim
>>203700919strathfield is mostly rich asians
When you had a messy falling out with one person and feel like retreating from their whole social group in aggrieved isolation, word travels and causing a fuss damaged my social capital within the group
>strathfield
Mmmm…yummy girl poop
im thinking of getting a telly with a little media computer so that i can plug in my external hard drives and ill get a wireless keyboard and mouse for it then a telly stand with wheels so i can take it to different rooms
>>203700979yeah but why
>>203701000to watch stuff on in front of the couch but also in front of the bed incase a peng gyal wants to come round and get frisky with my ygm senpai
For me, it's the qipao
I wonder if I’ll get banned for posting NSFW on a blue board for posting a screenshot of the ad they’ve posted.
>>203700979Absolute lunacy and madness. Disapprove of the idea and the sick mind that came up with it.
Honestly should I go to York or Manchester
The wish to be isolated from the world's barbs but being too weak to bear the pain of loneliness
>>203701031No sir, you should go to New York and New Manchester instead where the real civilization is at.
>>203700979Sicko
Women with large breasts and small waists and wide hips
>>203701023buts its sfw
>>203701012reckon women will find it a bit unattractive
Morning team. I am up for work. On a 6:00 am to 16:00 pm shift today. Long and arduous, and likely bad for my mental health.
dollhouse is lit today
>>203701074women dont know what they want theyre not the same as you or i
Special K chocolate crunchy nut clusters, a banana and a coffee for breakfast.
got sleepy hollow on
Does he not sleep for more than 6 hours a day? Sad cunt wakes up and posts here
Seems rather absurd that on a 10 hour shift I only get a 30 minutes break
>>203700976
well men are expected to work longer periods without breaks than women
>>203701091don’t let the internet tell you how humans work bruce
>plankslmao you /fit/lets that's like the worst ab exercise now deficit weighted situps? that will get you where you want
going to spend time with my gf then make her hate me before going to court then stone a policeman
Got some minor pain in my jaw/mouth, think it could be my upper left wisdom tooth coming in.
my testosterone is so high
Wouldn't mind getting sacked desu but I might as well keep this going as long as possible to maximise my income.
have to wait until december 9th to take my driving exam for fucks saaaaake i want to drive nooowwww
>>203701188cool it with the transphobia
Who's /brit/ picking?
>>203701275nothings stopping you
>>203701275Mate, I had driving lessons every week for 26 months and didn't take a practical test once in that time.Be grateful for what you've got in life.
>>203700679we wear our cuck stamp proud on our flag, you will never be more bri'ish than us lad
>>203701301whats the special stat for?
>>203701326K
>>203701301mainin' The Grandguard
I really want to get a volvo but the insurance is so expensive
Might have another fag
>>203701354Going one shot johnny and btfoing you
Beauty and the BeastJoe the LionSons of the Silent AgeV-2 SchneiderBlackoutSecret Life of ArabiaSense of DoubtMoss GardenNeukoln"Heroes"
>>203701358thank you for supporting the swedi—… nevermind
might buy a new saa-... nevermind
>>203701343that is NOT the current year United Shartian flag
alright guys. Train booked for 07:25, not very lush. Will be shitposting about Birmingham all day x
>>203700657first day on /brit/?
i've never had baked beans on toast
>>203701316that's on you lass. Take some initiative like
>be a "british" american>your country is named after an italianoh my days! kek
BlackstarSue (Season of a Crime)Dollar DaysTis a Pity She's a WhoreCan't Give Everything AwayGirl Loves MeLazarus
australia more like southland
concussed myself
Worst part about going back after annual leave is everyone will either >Ask if you got up too much>Not have even noticed you were off
>>203701500there's a finite amount of times you can reply "nah just had a chilled one" before everyone realises you're a boring cunt with nothing going on in life. Trust me on that
>>203701522I know, that's why I'm going to lie and say I went away for a week or so.
replying to himself now, sad cunt
>>203701543excuse me, I replied to her actually
Have to wear my coat that doesn't provide much warmth as my warm coat has been commented on before and I cannot be known as the guy who only wears one coat
Hell is NearBroken ManViolent TimesBig Time NothingRecklessFleaThe Power's OutSweetest FruitSo Many PlanetsAll Born Screaming
fucking jews and polymers
because of the jews i can't wear a coat made out of natural fibres and have to spend £80 to buy pants made of 100% cotton
>>203701669>pantsfoy
the earth wires in streetlights could be used for electroculture
poot
my nigga
The cum on my foreskin stuck to the bed and I had to rip it off
Women don't watch porn or wank
>>203695330It not right what they’re doing to sauerkraut lad
>replying to a six hour old post
>>203701819Ktim
>>203701778they read erotica and shlank
>>203701819well you see what happened is he was (You)ing me in asking him why he was called weird, anyway after that I left for a while and returned to thread moments ago to read the story, which I felt moved to respond to in the current /brit/ edition which I indeed just did now
>>203701778False
the king of australia’s still in australia lads
Can't find the old greentext i'm thinking about. Pissing me off fr fr
>>203701866nvm found it. The lad not being allowed to play his music at work reminded me of this
>>203701866it happens
>>203701880ahaha
south africa is grim
>>203701880funny
love seinfeld me
jiminy crickets
Surely women get embarrassed when they see the graceful effortless femininity of Japanese women and see that they lack the qualities that should be innate in their gender
>>203701984don’t think they spend much time thinking about Japanese women mate
would you rather eat the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk or play dr. jekyll and mr. hyde for the nintendo entertainment system
>>203701712>*farts on my face*>oh sorry anon, didn't know you were there teehee
>>203701984
having a mild to moderate think
applying for a job that pays 170kno chance of getting it I think but who dares wins (SAS quote)
warwick davis's daughter is hot
sucking a coffee ladscockerelberg has begun his morning cockadoodledooing outside
>>203702047punting her into next door's garden and asking for your ball back
>>203701984yeah reckon they must be thinking about it all the time
>>203702040it's good to piss off and waste the time of HR roasties who have to sift through resumes anyway, based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwrkW-mB0DA
passionately kissing carol kirkwood
A hovercraft (pl.: hovercraft[1]), also known as an air-cushion vehicle or ACV,[2] is an amphibious craft capable of travelling over land, water, mud, ice, and various other surfaces.Hovercraft use blowers to produce a large volume of air below the hull, or air cushion, that is slightly above atmospheric pressure. The pressure difference between the higher-pressure air below the hull and lower pressure ambient air above it produces lift, which causes the hull to float above the running surface. For stability reasons, the air is typically blown through slots or holes around the outside of a disk- or oval-shaped platform, giving most hovercraft a characteristic rounded-rectangle shape.The first practical design for hovercraft was derived from a British invention in the 1950s. They are now used throughout the world as specialised transports in disaster relief, coastguard, military and survey applications, as well as for sport or passenger service. Very large versions have been used to transport hundreds of people and vehicles across the English Channel, whilst others have military applications used to transport tanks, soldiers and large equipment in hostile environments and terrain. Decline in public demand meant that as of 2023, the only year-round public hovercraft service in the world still in operation serves between the Isle of Wight and Southsea in the UK.[3][4] Oita Hovercraft is planning to resume services in Oita, Japan in 2024.[5][6]
mumberg used to make 400k a yearjust a mental amount of money really
broken britain
Ill have a jellied eel and your warmest flattest pint please
>>203701984>>203702026it do be like that
not sure if housemateberg is back from his weekend away so will have to silence my morning poo with a layer of bog roll on the water so as to not wake him up with the splashingmy morning loaves tend to be quite dramatic you see and all fall out in one big lump rather than several smaller logs
when I yawn it distort my face
You know I want to visit southern New Zealand as a lord of the rings fan
>>203702123at least we got those obesity rates under control
Zamn
be a terrible cock sucker me. Can barely scrape my tongue without gagging
>>203702227counterpoint: gagging is sexy
eating poo
the pornfu
>>203702264>>203702268not a fan. Do better
>>203702282We need to go younger
The Deluge (1920), Winifred Knight
>>203702290not a fan. Do better
>>203702301
has anyone told bret easton ellis that there are people idolizing patrick bateman I bet he would find it hilarious and also he needs to get some merch going like the joker stuff he could make a killing off these idiots
>>203702184love love LOVE “you see” posting
>>203702123it was always crap shit barely chocolate anyway
imagine living with other people simply couldn't be me
>>203702268Would go to Wacken with and shag rotten in the middle of the moshpits.
love love LOVE aussie’s “love love LOVE” posts
if I had 170k a year I could double my mortgage payments
Why did the UK leave the EU? Why pick america over Eurochads
he's talking to himself again
>>203702394errrr they picked Australia mate just a little thing called the UK-Australia free trade deal
The jealous thoughts have returned along with the hallucinations
>>203702394the EU is a CIA project
it’s so over
>>203702264Looks like a man
>>203702418The CIA is an EU project
>>203702428*hits you with uno reverse card*
>>203702428>it’s so overMe when playing over/under
>>203702452It's so...under?
Afraid I was rude to a single Australian 3x tonight, I apologize for my behavior. My words do not reflect the general opinions of my parent corporation and I think we can all agree, that sometimes you need to make mistakes to learn, I do at least, right Sweden?
>>203702471Yeah fair enough mate she'll be right*Racks the bolt on my Lee Enfield and blows your head off*
>>203702470under deez nuts
Donald trump if you can hear me, please save me. please get these people away from me
Might start drinking
>>203702482ty
>>203702471People have died for less
>>203702507There must be some kind of way out of here, I can't get no relief
yeah im thinking oportos for dinner tonightaustralians will understand
>>203702586slop
>>203702586Kind of a mid takeaway choice to be honest
>JUST IN - Harvey Weinstein diagnosed with chronic bone cancer
>>203702606I've got a chronic boner heheheheh
a ha ha haa hee hee heei'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
In a perfect world, men like me wouldn't existbut this is not a perfect world
right that's the job applied for lads
>>203702613*stomps on you with a comically large boot attached to a machine that says ANTIGNOME 1000 on the side*
>>203702637what job?
>>203702648Marketing Research and Insights Manager
>>203702635wow her tattoos look so coolnot
>>203702657deanooooo
>>203702646i ought to report you to the gnome office
>>203702211I don't think anyone could be American levels of fat ever.
>>203702670nah it's me turt haha
>>203702407I wished I was born in Australia
ran out of fucking milk
she wants a man from kidderminster
>>203702707cows milk?
chicken corn chowder for tea lads chicken corn chowder for tea tea tea
>>203702674yeah I lived in Florida 20 years ago and even today in the UK I've not seen Jabba the Hutt tier fats like that yetMaybe in Burnley
god willing, i'll be in my 70s and playing video games
>>203702741yeah, full fat cows milk. any other milk is shite
darkblustery rainingbrolly up
imagine pseudo tripping and desperately wanting anonymous posters to know who you are
even more than sex, the thing i resent most about being incel is sleeping in my bed alone every night. sometimes i hug my pillow and pretend it’s a woman
get the newts counted get england’s dwellings built
howdy
leftypol drinking skim milk
6am workout6:30am get horny, wake up the fiancée and shag her6:45am finish workout7am fiancée starts working out decided to stop being lazy fucks and get into good shape before the wedding
>>203702874very sorry to hear never too late to get out there lad
>>203702823good lad
always found this funny
>>203702895congratulations on your upcoming wedding mate
>>203702895bro busts a nut in the middle of his set
>>203702909“God help me… I was only 19”
>>203701316why not? are you a spastic?
>>203702909Always hmm? Always forever and ever?
Four fours.
>>203702909old mate needs a wife and a family and/or some sort of creative outlet
>>203702933yes the man making himself depressed and not doing anything about it archetype has always existed and has always been funny
mad how these degree educated office mongs can't even fathom going into some high demand trade on a building site to earn a living got zero sympathy for them
>>203702909his incel freakishness has nothing to do with all that shit, look at him
>>203702887Friendly and well mannered? I think we're gonna get along just fine
i'm cool cat, and i LOVE kids!
>>203702874My dad was an incel and his dad before himBeing an incel is a family tradition
>>203702874would hate to share a bed, granted my mattress is only a double, if i had a queen size or above i might change my mind
>>203700591alri pancake
>>203703031
>>203702967Your mum is in a high demand trade
:( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vniPtX1PQ7g
I also find it tragicomic when one of the dimwits who does as they're told reacts with displeasure when they realize the ones telling them what to do didn't actually have their best interests in mindit's a matter of very poor parenting though really and that's sadeither their parents didn't care about them or they were braindead themselves
gentlemen, I have just invented a new term and I think it'll be a smash hitWe all know "incel", involuntarily celibateBut what about lads who can get sex but never the relationship they desire?They're involuntarily singleInsils
i was born in hawaii (parents were on holiday there) so theoretically i could become president of the united states
>>203703158oh aye, is that right? Could you now?
toil less than 30 minutes away
might start working out at gymtoil without headphones to increase the chances that someone, anyone will talk to me
Rosie...............................................................................Jones
>>203703178why not go to a place that people go to socialise if you want to socialise
just a coffee for me this morningwill get breakfast FREE when im in the officethen lunch FREEthen dinner FREEtheres also FREE drinks today
>>203703178have you considered talking to other people on your own initiative?
>>203703148Sigils
>I have just invented a new terstopped reading right there, this is the type of neek who has the archive open in another tab 24/7 ready to link people to his old posts to prove he did or said whatever on an anonymous image board, pathetic
>>203703194he doesn't want to socialise, he wants to be unexpectedly desired
>>203703212alright calm down mate, which crab nipped your bum?
stop posting frogs I'm in public
>>203703215it wouldn't take much, just someone saying "hey can you spot me?" or something would fill my social meter
>>203702909SOYED
>>203703206>>203703229al mountain
Rosie.....Jones
>>203703212one of 4chan's banners is a direct reference to me
>>203703244Girl at toil says I look like her.
doing the poo
patsy kensit? hte lass from emmerdale?
not a chance gta 6 will actually be released in 2025 is there?
>>203701163You're entitled to tea breaks.
>>203703228*ego meter
30 days until christmas!!
>>203703295Stop rushing the devs
>>203703299project on, i can tell you're a deeply self-absorbed person and likely even more unhappy than i am
>>203703316oh no big rush just 12 years that's fine
>>203703330They didn't start making it 12 years ago though did they
>>203703308not true though is it
>>203703373
>>203703341the last gta was 20 years ago
I'M MOOOOMING
>>203703341i suppose not, they were too busy figuring out how to milk zoomers dry with gta onlinethat said, they must be at least 8 or 9 years into active development now
seen sheeps and cows and horses already this morningalso a dog
all you need in this world is a big willy
arseenders
>>203703222this one, now fuck off
Not having sex because there is no one to have sex with is not celibacy.
>>203703320Perhaps, but at least I'm being honest to myself about it
>>203703392Yeah but that's IrrelevantThey only started development of the new game not long ago so why would it be released in 2025 unless youre one of those zoomers that like to buy unfinished games on release
>>203703411your honesty does you know credit when paired with complacency, you're not trying to better yourself as a human, you're an ignorant wanker
the world revolves around willy. get a clue
>>203703425Know credit does it?
>>203703419
>>203703462>>203703462>>203703462>>203703462
Edge Lane, 1957 and 2024
>>203703458Bro you quoted the wrong post...
>>203703476Ridiculously earlyJanitor, kill him
>>203703484fuck me i just can't catch a brake today
how I have a nice day at work today
>>203703483replacing the black window frames with white window frames made it look soullesson the other hand, replacing the white people with black people also contributed to the soullessness
based pedofile hunter mocker image. rise noncekin our day will come
>>203703517sex with peng coworker
On the train dee lads. Theady I was sat next to moved away after 5 minutes lol
>>203702996lad needs a hobby
>>203703544The lady* fucking phone posting
>>203703544you must smell like shit today then, cos if it were fish she wouldnt have noticed
>>203703395Work with a lot of NPCs and women do you?
>>203703178gym’s not a social space mate, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: off to the pub with you asap
gym is for gay sex only and lads feeling your gains unprompted
"squiggle perk badge" doesn't sound very appetizing..
>>203703607shut up it lush. personally like the lemon herb half chicken and chips
>>203703625you're a lemon herb
Low testosterone is bad.
>>203703567It a hidden disability and if I didn't have it I would have worked all my life x
>>203703607just have a nandos
Trying to remember the name of that song that went I'm a playa I'm a playa, I'm a playa I'm a playa, I'm I'm I'm I'm a playa
Zoomer tranny alert
