prev >>203699360 creamy edition
>>203702132we already had this OP yesterday
N
Me at the /cum/ campout
>>203702153picky ass BITCH
>>203702153I wasn’t here yesterday
apparently this is a whole genre
>>203702194https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuRInNMlWSU
sorry boys
>it’s real>>203660584it’s over
>>203702167*arrives late, and sees the tightly-packed circle**panicks, wondering if i'm at the wrong circle, or the wrong time, or someone more-clever stole my spot or-**hurridly leaves*
>>203702249undo that NOW
>>203702251Dam she even had a better edition name than youLeafoids btfo
>>203702249Wow, thanks anon! Now my micropenis is bigger.
Belgium, what's the point of that country?
>>203702314They make chocolate and molest children. Some say that they make chocolate TO molest children.
>>203702305lookin like the nigga from the GO TO THE BATHROOM game
>>203702314It was basically created by Britain to fuck over everyone in the region>formerly part of the Netherlands, which once encompassed all the Benelux countries (divide and conquer)>France doesn’t get to have the French part>speedbump if Germany wants to go to war in the region
>>203702305Do the thug shake.
ayo started listening to peso pluma, his new single "La Patrulla" high key kinda do be bussin' doe, like fr it be like a mix of corrido with some reggaeton with the way the cadence and flow of the lyrics go, kinda go hard tho, never bothered listening to him before
bubble butt
>>203702344The British were honestly so based
>>203702370You never should have kicked him out over 3% tax on tea, when you're getting taxed way worse now.
VGH (what could have been)
>>203702420your proxy is working
>end semester without importing a single face
based on flags and colours, Belgium is German-style France and the Netherlands is French-style Germany
>>203702402Because Europe needs more micro-statee
are you deserving of respect ?
>>203702486>>203702486STATES
>>203702486Well it gets rid of both Luxembourg and Belgium, so you’re really down one on the net
goodnight
>>203702535It's only 12:48
>>203702547who is this badass who invests in oracle
>>203702579Probably a Bytedance employee.
>>203702535same
>>203702618Edward Bernays
i want white american friends but they always roast me for my accent so no chance (don't worry i am not moving to usa)
>>203702618God
>>203702513If I deserved respect, I'd receive respect. I don't receive respect, so I don't deserve respect.
i need to spend 30 thousand dollars before the year is over
>>203702629How about Edward Mayonnaise and he tricks everyone into buying more mayonnaise
https://youtu.be/uXVqr3Oj9U8?si=4zrqyKkf5j8zApDCanyone want to recreate this with me?
>>203702634Don't come to Canada either.
>>203702634Pajeetas are baking themselves to death in walk-in ovens :/
>>203702699That doesn't require skill, I'm always on the verge of buying more mayo
eating a root beer barrel
Now I'm watching Hunchback of Notre Dame in 1080p. And holy shit Esmeralda is fine.
>>203702746For me? It’s Kewpie
>>203702731Suttee?
>>203702705>>203702718>>203702731do you have indian friends?https://youtu.be/PeaKrLJ8WMs?si=uhuxXgWrI1ecKtik
>>203702698Can I have some?
>>203702772Has one of the best songs>He made the devil so much stronger than a manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3NoDEu7kpg
>>203702916you must be living in southern part of america like texas
>>203702838It's the best disney song of all time. I've learnt to fall on love with the Norwegian version. https://youtu.be/Gcqk-lPV8Mg?si=C0z3wjDeELXw-Qu0
>>203703050wow, how often do you see this building? is it considered stain on chicago or architecture marvel? is water green in chicago? what is the nature of women in chicago?
>>203703093be aware you are speaking with our resident gay pedophile
>>203703093ignore first 2 question. i cannot upload files
I need to look like this
>>203703113https://ca.pinterest.com/pin/406168460134726492/this building >depends, white women are liberal and upper class, the mexican girls are kinda trashierdo you like liberal girls? or do you like mexican girls? is it true that chicago is not safe from women?
>>203702790I'm becoming far more openly racist towards jeets. I want all the jeets in my town to go back.
Do they really?
>>203703174Yes, and they changed how the MAID deaths are reported from now on, because of the growing backlash against it. So all future numbers won't be accurate representations of the actual number of deaths. It'll always be much lower.Also Liberals want to expand it to mental health, and only delayed it to 2027, because of how unpopular it was. If they win the next election, it'll happen.
>>203703157you need to SEND THEM BACK. It's just won't ever be the same if you don't
>>203703199lmao, working fast food and gas stations aren't the good jobs, retard.>>203703214That's why I'm becoming more openly racist to them. I'm hoping that it'll discourage enough of them to leave on their own.Whenever someone comments about Tim Hortons, I say that I don't want Indian food. Quite a few people laugh.
>>203703185>i like menat what age you realized that you like men? why don't you like girls?
>>203703284Dirty faggot
I'm a hopeless romantic
>>203703260>burgerlander doesn't realize that our politicians when from never talking about it, to openly saying that it'll be reduced, in a yearYou think that happened from us being silent? We allowed the conversation to happen, to get the politicians to make changes. Even the Liberals who are currently fucking our country, have been reducing some parts already.Canada isn't the USA. We don't have as open of a border as you, and never will.
>>203703294that's our resident poo eater
>>203703309Most guys are, which is why you need to learn the advice "Stay Cold", or you'll get used by the modern world.
>>203703284who was your first IRL gay crush? and what about them you liked so much?
Stop giving brian attention
>>203703349No, I mean 70% of Canadians and 60% of new immigrants. Try again, retard. Mass immigration is crazy unpopular in Canada, and we're a country that used to never have a problem with it, and countries would try to learn what Canada was doing with their immigration, because of how successful it was.Shit changed in less than a decade, and really, less than 5 years.
>>203703412wow amazing, not gonna lie you are the first person from Chicago i had chat with and it turned out to be a gay person.
>>203703430Go fuck yourself. It will never work. It would take millions of years of artificial selection, to breed out the in-group/out-group distinction, and we haven't even started.
>>203702473I'll import you faggot
>>203703447there are a lot of faggots in shitcago that's why it's such a poor shithole
>>203703481It will never work, because in-group/out-group is a biological reality, at the genetic level, retard. It's not something that we're socialized into.In fact, it'll never work with all the non-whites, because they have even higher rates of in-group/out-group preferences than whites.You're unironically dumb as fuck, believing in tabula rasa and magic soil.
canadians be like"I suffer in my winter wonderland"
>>203703394it's crazy the projections coming out of canada, even the youngest voters are overwhelming polling anti immigration. Pretty insane
https://youtu.be/M4p5A4gUPJM?si=32jgFwJVF0PtaoJ2skip to 13:30 what type of neighborhood is this? what work do these people do? do these people have sons and daughters who move to city for jobs and career?
>>203703545Built for Brahmin BVLLSTerraformed for Tamil Testicles Synthesized for Sikh SemenHybridized for Hindu HunksPersonalized for Punjabi Penis
how the fuck do I get an office jobsick of manual labor and customer service
>>203703702I love vjuice
>>203703569>normal people in liberal places aren't operating out of this weird in/out group mentality and just treat everyone normallyLiterally and unironically everyone does. It's not learned behaviour.Also leftists do it most. They treat non-whites like they're dumb, by using smaller words and talking slower to them.>>203703566When you see how badly our country got fucked over by immigration, you'd fully understand. Millennials, Zoomers, and Alphas will struggle for their entire lives, to get half of what our parents managed to achieve with ease. It'll be over a decade before the housing market isn't absolutely fucked, and just as long for government services too(including health care and education). It won't be good in a decade, it'll just not be completely fucked.There's going to be no retirement payments, even though we pay into them Those systems will be long gone by then. Part of Gen-X will be the last to draw from it. it's being so poorly mismanaged that it's technically losing money on investment, when compared to inflation rates. The mass immigration isn't bringing in skilled workers, it's just massive amounts of no skilled workers, keeping the entry level jobs for everyone is crazy high demand, suppressing wages and not letting poorly run businesses close.If the Conservatives don't manage to get our resource sectors trading with the world again, there's no reason for Canada to stay a country/no reason to stay. The provinces will split into smaller countries, or there'll be a mass exodus to places like USA.
>>203703814Yes brian do anything but post here 24/7
>>203703814Quick way to end up in pornography. Don't do it, even if you're a fag.
>>203702789lol
>>203703245>Whenever someone comments about Tim Hortons, I say that I don't want Indian food. LOL
>>203703920lmao, good luck with that. Those homes all start at 1m
>>203703964you wouldn’t get it
>>203703656I basically never see Canadian women with Jeet migrants THOUGH
>>203704050I mean I can't really think of anything more low status besides urkelkins maybe
>>203703920Hey, then at least you wouldn't be a flyover anymore, that'd make you happy
whoever invented blister medication packaging should be executed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvPi3GYMrLg
>>203704056At least in Canada, they’re even lower status than Urkelkin. The main interaction that Canadians have with them is with temporary foreign workers toiling away at zero skill jobs for slave wages. They fill a comparable role in the Canadian economy to the Central American illegal aliens in the U.S.
never coom before having to study you will end up being too tired to study after
>>203704194nigga I havent studied for anything in 4 yearsquit being a zoomer
lmao
>>203704253bizarre
>>203704253
>>203704253Jack off sin
>>203704253Literally a terrorist supporter.
if i can't get through the child proof packaging does that make me a child
>>203704370just keep trying lil guy. use scissors if you have to, but be careful
>>203704397Irresponsible suggestion
>>203704397oh and make sure to use the kiddy scissors that aren't too sharp. Don't want to cut yourself, buddy.and NEVER run with schissors!
>>203704397i have some very sharp fabric scissors that i used
ASIAN WOMEN FEAR MEWHITE WOMEN HATE MEBLACK WOMEN CACKLE AT MY CUT AND LACK OF JORDANS AS I WALKNO CHILDREN DARE MAKE A SOUND IN MY PRESENCE I AM AN INCEL IN THIS SEX FILLED EARTH
>>203704429powerful
Hey lads. I ended up going to see a milf escort in her 40s this afternoon for a blowjob. I finished in her mouth. It was hot.
>>203704429FBI, we have a suspected killer.
>>203704495nobody asked
im hungry. do something about it.
>>203704495always nice to visit your mom every now and then
>>203704555*poisons a donut*here, eat this
>>203704555/cum/posting requires you to wear underwear and pants/shorts.
>>203704572what kind of donut and from where >>203704577ok
>>203704495are you the bruce who used to post here a few years ago
>>203704610dunkin'
>>203704610You should eat something light, because it's so late.
umm you can't eat lights dummy
>>203704621what kind? think carefully
frogposters are to be cherished
>>203704642motherfucker we dont have dunkin here, I havent memorized their goddamn menu
good night
>>203704716frogposters are to be given swirlies
>>203704740
>>2037047161 Month for obesity.1 year for unintentionally wasting of Justice Department time3 years for noise annoyance8 years for resisting arrestThat's 12 years and 1 month in the cube.
>tfw no rookie gf
>>203704810>>203704849
>>203704872
>using fabric scissors on anything other than fabricgood job lil retard buddy
Ugh I'm in a call at work with 6 women.
Business idea: pizza buffet
>>203706262i'm more comfortable talking to women than men
>>203706133;(
>>203706262Respect your superiors
>>203706317I'm the superior.>>203706308I don't have issues with either, except women tend to be retarded and waste time and go in random directions. I constantly have to interrupt them and guide them.
>>203702132does anybody have that image of a woman holding a rifle behind a guy while he does the dishes? been trying to search it for ages but can't remember where i foudn it
>>203706570no i dont
oh baby im playing with fire
and the saw blade fucking killed me
Does anyone want to play the zort demo with me i have no one to play with
>>203707148Bruh it’s 5am
>>203707169is that a no?
Does anyone want to play with me
>>203707772no on zort its a scary game
>>203707837its on steam the demo is free
>>203702132What happend with Dixie?
>>203707930it got burned down
>>203707814>normiesBut enough about you, normalfag.
>>203707977
are you still downloading it
>>203708260i dont talk on the mic just to warn you
I thought this general went extinct
>>203708275how long have you been gone
>>20370829220 years in the future
>>203708275im new
>>203708327give me your friend code
Why do so many of you type like effeminate faggots? It's like the textual equivalent of talking in some faggy lisp.
>>203708377your profile looks hella sus
Had a crush on an underclassman girl when I was in high school nearly 20 years ago but I had no idea how to initiate anything because we only saw each other by chance most of the time and it seemed like we were in totally different worlds. She was a very sweet girl and I doubt I would have made her life better if we hooked up but sometimes I wish I'd tried harder then. Still, though, I don't know how I would have made time with her.
>>203708430its completely empty
>>203708479you are creeping me out
>>203708463red flag profile
>>203708558you creep me out sorry
May have to use an enema for this constipation of mine
hahaha i didnt know it was you brian
>>203708612>so mote it be.stop stealing my chant btw
>>203708695You dont own that chant
In the name of Satan and the infernal divine, Brian Heins will have a bad week. So mote it be.In nomine Satanae et divinae infernalis, Brian Heins malam habebunt hebdomadem. Sic fiat fiat.בשם השטן והתופת האלוהית Brian Heins יעברו שבוע רע. אז תן לזה להיות.
Need one of you to do my laundry.
>>203708825me
In the name of satan protect me from all curses so mote it be
i’ve been tossing and turning all night from a stomach bug i don’t want to get into details but pretty much i’m dying and im drinking fluids and i need to be taken care of im ordering gatorade on doordash and maybe something light to eat the sun is starting to peek through the window and i was supposed to see someone today but ive already texted and called it off i blame the kids i was watching they are little petri dishes bringing back all the nasty illnesses from school
>>203709201>tossing and turning all night from a stomach bug i don’t want to get into details but pretty much i’m dyingmy curse is working
>>203709233i need to hydrate myself i need to replace fluids i’ve been losing tonight and no it’s not your stupid curse brian it’s a stomach bug it already took out my friend it’s just my turn now
>>203709233you are not the only person i have cursed brian
>>203709323Sip water, tea, or seltzer
>>203710516thats not me
new rule: i dont post on 4chan until ive had a shower, each day. i dont post on 4chan = i havent showered or am IP banned
>US Federal Government budget deficit surged to $1.8 trillion in the fiscal year ending in September, with interest payments on debt reaching $950 billion.
>>203702132Once had literally the same thing happen to me
>racismbait unless youre Chinese or something, in which case you wouldnt shower because your earwax is literally solidi dont know what race you are (and thats why youve attacked me) so i cant say
Indians are the most chill people for religious discussion
still have no one to play the game with
post the most fun incest links with the mixes which can occur or make a situation where it uses both male or female outcomes to show that hypothetical
can some intelligent cum poster explain me the joke?
>>203711302You will curse my steam profile
i am happy and full of yellow gatorade and i had an egg mcmuffin too because i haven’t been eaten in like 16 hours so im contented enough to go back to sleep im glad you can make doordash people stop at 2 places but im gonna try to eep now
are Bangladeshi those ones with the fat obese kids? like comically obese children?
>>20371131013% of the population 50% of the crime
>>203711347You scare me and your blank profile is suspicious
>>203711377how are they going to do gardening or whatever if theyre obese?
>>203711440thats why im not going to add you
>>203711484You cant curse me without a name or username
>>203711519I asked someone on /x/ if thats possible and its been debunked
>>203711364thank you anon
>>203711564do you want to play a game with me?
>>203711562wrong i learned how to cast my first curses on /x/
>>203711669My teacher says im nearing grandmaster level of satanic magic
Chinese people smoke a lot and theyre communists, so if you ask them for a cigarette you will usually get one
>>203711741schizophrenia is not real
my 4chanx suddenly stopped working and my shitposting qol has drastically decreased
>>203711789mine stopped working as wellit didnt make it that much worse for me personally but i could see how a new user would not want to join
>>203711607I'm too shy
>>203711789i mean when was the last time you had native extension turned off
on this mobile game the top 3 teams have a NAP and they actually work in practise but now people on different teams ask each other if they want to have fights
>>203711831You dont have to talk to me i just want someone to play with the game is too scary for me to play on my own
I think I just barely missed trash takeout
they dont know im #97 out of 100 members in the top 3. they cant do anything to me back
>>203711998I fear the unknown
why am i in here
i want to conjure michael myers into existing
I wish brian and ratpedo would conjure up a job
>>203712398I said i want to i never said i couldnt when i conjure michael myers i will send him to your neighborhood
>>203712457the boogie man is going to get you brian dont go out past 9pm
>>203712279I was working at a place that held a dinner party with a fall/Halloween theme last week. One of the employees had her nephews dress up as him and skulk around the property, stand in windows, etc. lolThe owner got a kick out of it
>>203712482hell yeah
I reject and vanquish these entities in satans name
new >>203712927new >>203712927new >>203712927new >>203712927
>>203712947dumb earlyshitter
>>203713012shut the fuck up bitch
erm where is everyone
Business idea:Post in here to avoid Brian
i have decided to peepee in my pantaloons. wish me well.
hello hello
>>203721689When I was a little kid, like 3yrs old, I used to tell people to pee their pants, as something of a juvenile equivalent to “go fuck yourself”
Enthusiasm for college died when i realized its all just tests and 0 discussion
>>203721785you’ve gotta get enthusiastic about getting your good goy piece of paper, even if the classes are retarded
>>203721785what about the hot young co-eds
man i love butter
>>203721835Idk about the U.S., but Canadian universities are full of trannies (of both kinds) and Pajeetas now. Hard to find any regular Canadian girls
>average canadian university student
>>203721823Idk why this place even existsAll this info is online for free and any monkey could hand out testsThe professors are basically really expensive tech support for their subject if you need them
>>203721965she's cute! what's her insta?
>>203722029Summer McIntosh
need to have sex sex
>>203721835Id rather jack off than deal with womens bullshitThey can claim you are harassing or raping them when you arent and everyone will believe them because shes a girl and im a straight white male so that means im automatically wrong
sex with cinderace
im ging to get this thread to 310
going
im staying here
contient: moi
i want to learn asm...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P6w-tj8_Tkmechanical engineering o.o caveman fibre optic, for some reason with a bridge between two connections (the starting pins) like on a computer motherboard
because on the bridged connections it has made a loop, which is also maybe the resistance
under the democratic model social security is set to become insolvent in 9 years, 6 years under republicans.>already at 1.8 trillion spending deficit>taxation required to break would give the average person (not just ultra wealthy) the highest tax burden in the world>without even good social servicesthe natural conclusion to this worries me
democrats scared
go watch Photonicinduction on YouTube just in case he never uploads again has videos about electricity, is from the UK, probably knows a lot about the countries power grid (so hes smart because the UK has the best power grid)
fucked that you don't get an I Voted sticker in your mail-in voting package thing
>>203723936https://youtu.be/KWlwdQSkujQ
a rat done bit my sister jill
https://youtu.be/f9CYtlHpT0Y
i've never been to a dentist
is everyone back
c:
I never have to work againunless i want to buy something
>>203724046and Kayne West dictates Bolivia
i take a pooi shit my drawsi take a shit and poosome more
>>203724046t. cletus
why are these anime girls so sexy
>>203724607does this explain italo-usa relations?
>>203724553Alright mate? Did you ever get your Universal Credit sorted?
>>203724703the numbers are improving every day i just hope these are accurate
in addition to the map being split between the top 15 (which would of happened naturally, really. or in cycles at least/with less in this cycle), NAP has the top 3 teams "take it in turns" to be president over the entire map, with each team taking it in turns to take a hold of it without opposition
>>203724703Nobody except boomers fill those polls outYou ever tried to do one?It's like 15 fucking minutes
hobo mansion
in Scotland the video would be an empty house with one matress (on the floor) with a guy in the room spraying deodorant or lighter fluid into a wooden plank until the room is hazy and then dying like a year later
reasons to live +1i ate 3 packs today
>>203724954that's a lot of salt
>>203724994that's future me's problem
>>203724846the frontier
same as it ever was same as it ever was same as it ever was same as it ever was same as it ever was
>>203725826>hbhbhbhbhbhbh
>>203724846burgerpunk
>>203725826https://youtu.be/3tw2P65wv5E
can't get my guitar tones to sound good. something with the gain staging and the fx chain. been working at it for like a week now, so annoying. -_-
>>203703174yeskys
>>203703174Maid? Like sexy Latina consuelas?
>>203724046https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goh2x_G0ct4
>>203703174>so many since 2016 (8 years) thats 2 years worth of gun-assisted suicide. imagine they took peoples (who wanted to die) guns away, and said "no, you arent allowed to kill yourself" since then you would of made up 4 years worth of MAID deaths if you had
imagine (((they))) thought you wanted to kill yourself so you couldnt buy a gun because of that
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fentanyl#cite_ref-115tick tock
(fentanyl is also a FULLY synthetic opioid, not like heroin (a semi-synthetic) methadone is a fully synthetic opioid (i think). but they cant ban that because it helps people get off of opioids. but BEFORE *AND* after the pandemic, when people were alone. so the number is going to go back down, and, with fentanyl, can hopefully, eventually, stop muddying the water for other opioids
what's crazy about fentanyl is that there's even stronger analogues of it like carfentanyl, which is estimated 100-150x stronger and isso potent they cant determine how small a lethal dose would be.
opiates indicated for tooth pain is drug addit placebo
>>203726617but they still use it, and the Wikipedia page for one of those drugs (maybe Alfentanil, which was researched for use as an analgesic in like 1940s, or 1971) says its good for use in dogs and with potency (probably still be rotating the N-N nitrous ring) comes that it works slower. but the wikipedia page says it is because it can go into fats more easily
or the position of the N,N ring is probably rotated to be more lipid soluble rather than to (like in heroin) go to the cerebrum and cross the BBB, soo it affects the brain less (unless its the receptor it affects the most, which is different to other opioids)
(still getting to 310) i think its that fentanyl is more like a table position and heroin is more like a chair, but i have a weird feeling about how when i read those names i thought in my head that its backwards to what i naturally think
AI says that fentanyl can "go deeper" into the receptors it binds to, which we havent been able to even think about. and inside the receptor, there could be something more, which makes it act different...
fentanyl is bad uwu
so this is me
wahtup texas!?
WHATUP TEXAS?? >:D
310 woah
>>203721588>>203721588>>203721588https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iApIEk9DL9E
