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>>203712927thank you america for inventing mcdonald's
>>203712967you're welcome private gomez
No brian/curse posting allowed
>>203713144I am god here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ4xa__a2lw
>>203713174You cant enslave a god
>>203713190https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yacORP13we0
good morning sirs
>>203713271good morning sir
wake up. game
No wonder kids who watched invader zim were fucked in the head
Wake up. Grind
>>203712967Stable diffusion has gone too far.
wake up. feel like p diddy
hello
>>203713405You can always tell when someone is gay because they have a Gir tattoo
>>203713625what if i touch yours
>>203713560gir would be a chill cosplay tho
>>203713557kys desu
>>203713557Worst thing I've watched is probably fucking outside in secluded places (but still nominally public) like hiking trails. Not even kidding, I've been watching porn for probably 20 years and I still only like plain ol' girl and a guy fuckin for fun. Or sometimes just a girl having some fun. Anything more than that just kills my boner with cringe
Brian no one cares go away
>>203713863>do straight men not get put off by the guyNo really, I'm not looking at them. Unless it's a black guy then ya. They look gross and every time I've seen one in porn it's an abusive power fantasy struggle for dominance kinda thing, ultra cringe. Im sure they're not normally like this, but that's how they are in porn
>>203713790I'm not mad that you're alive.
>>203713967Your theory of all men being secretly gay is true
grim thread
>>203714016blame brian
>>203714016/cum/ has been absolute dog shit as of late
>>203714016wonder when brian will get a clue that everyone here hates him, goshpedo did
>>203714044it depends on the time of day /cum/ becomes comfy in the afternoon and early night
>>203714029>>203714084we do not speak of the devil
>>203714084He's mentally ill and unemployed like ratpedo he's never going to get the hint
>>203713967Nah, men don't give me a boner or make me sexually aroused in any way, shape or form
How can he openly talk about watching cheese pizza and not be arrested
is it true women go after the same guys?is that why are-we-dating-the-same-guy pages exist on facebook?
https://youtu.be/hGLI_mnryWc?si=7GD687kWk6vBxzpjGm /cum/mers
>>203714276morning bud
>>203714229Only if there's a nude woman involved.
>>203714209Because thats not proof
Does anyone want to play a game with me on steam
>>203714252it's a mating strategy. usually it means the male is pretty successful
>>203714361tell me yours so i can make sure you arent brian
>>203714337Right as long as I'm not really looking at it. It's not about being grossed out, just like, the opposite of aroused
Another beautiful day in creation
>>203714314What game?
>>203714462zort >>203714456i dont trust you sorry
>>203714493Right, wouldn't bother me. But if you had like a boner or something that would weird me out
>>203714209It's Chicago no one goes to jail for anything there
gay thread
>>203714618how
>>203714588Then I'd do the polite thing, try not to notice and get changed and leave like you're supposed to do in a locker room. Idk where you're going with this desu
>>203714665Really isn't desu
>>203714645cocks
>>203714711>would you get one tooNope
Uber 240 :)
So is anyone going to play with me or not?
>>203714754Under!!!
>>203714788There are only a few people in /cum/ RN and one of them is Brian. Should probably lower your expectations a bit bud
>>203714846i dont want to add a pedophile
>>203714754>>203714801Congrats bud you're now officially only homer simpson levels of comically fat and not full on wheelchair
How do I move to a different state and get a job if I want to avoid using my ID and SS card nd everything? I want to start over with a new name man. I'm not a criminal or an immigrant or anything I just want a fresh start. I want to be declared legally dead. Feels like jumping ship to Europe would be easier with this plan than just staying in america...
>>203714897Nope
>>203714868I have asked /cum/ and /rus/ and i have been rejected by the users of both threads
>>203714956>all men are sexually attracted to prepubescent childrenNope
>>203714921You can only do that if you run to the third world
>>203714984Sovl>>203714994Inb4 erm that's not what a pedophile is, she was only 17
>>203714994please stop replying to him
>>203715033It's not though
>>203715030haha this is a really funny post manyou're so clever lol
>>203714921Europe is bureaucracy hell you wouldn't stand a chance
brian no one likes you
I unironically like chrese pizzaAs in the dishA plain pizza of cheese and tomato
>>203715115Hang yourself
>>203715115I use to only eat plain cheese pizza but once i got bacon on it i never went back
>>203715145Pepperonicels be seething
>>203715180Prefer other toppings desu but plain cheese pizza is just not pizza
dont know if momberg is going to let me get a 'za on thursday since im going to a birthday dinner on friday
>>203715219Well it's not quite plain i put some red pepper flakes on it when I'm feeling spicy ;)
>>203715252Your mother knows you're a plain cheese degenerate
>>203715269>city bugpod livingNo thanks friend>>203715252Get it anyway
>>203715308 i always get bacon on my 'za
>>203715285/cum/mers be like "oo this cheese too spicy"
>>203715325i dont want her spending too much money on me i feel guilty
>>203715350Bacon and Italian sausage is a patricians choice
scrolling through interpals looking for my future gf
>>203715390No that's still far too crowded for meAll you have is a hat ass apartment or condo or townhouse with more around you there no property no gtass fields and woods nty i like my comfy rural living where i only need to go to the store once a week and can go walking out shooting in the woods behind my house and have a big ol yard
just raped my goonstick to anime books
>>203715496Running and mowing and letting the dogs run around It's fun
>walkable citiesReddit
>>203715544i rather walk like a redditor than get killed in a car accident
yeah it's a nightmare nightmare everywhere endless nightmarebut you're here
>>203715564>car dependency has several objective negatives on societyOh wow I hate spending 3 minutes driving to the grocery store instead of getting peed on a metro
No thanks I'm not gonna love in the cuck xone
>>203715588Brian you live in the murder capitol of the US
business idea: unalive myself
>>203714067Cringe and seethe are two different words with different meanings. Also I'm not surprised that you admitted to being a fag as well as jerking it to kids at the same time. Shocker. Nobody expected that at all.
>>203715496>needWho said anything about needs?
>>203715658im not brian stupid
>>203715693>pedos are on the same level as somaliansMake sense
>>203715455I tried that site briefly to try and meet people while traveling abroad but it turned out to be almost entirely brown men
>>203715564>car dependency has several objective negatives on societythe benefits outweigh the negatives.
>>203715773Imagine living in a former church like this thatd go crazy
>>203715779please dont kill my hope this is the only way i will get a european gf
>>203715811From my point of view your city is a waste of land and resources. Because i think it's stupid as hell and people shouldn't live like that
brian idolizes jeffrey dahmer and epstein
>>203715769see >>203713557 and kys faggot degen
>>203715619Nta but people that insist on driving even down the street are disgusting fat people
>>203715938It produces friendships and families which are more valuable to me than some fake money for fake bankbeoa
Someone fly me to Chicago and I'll make sure to finish the job with this sodomite.
>>203715941I only see old people or the comically obese drive what would be a 5 minute walk
>>203715811But it isn't a waste of land or resources
>>203716031Works on my machine
>>203716082is this true? >>203715911
>>203715837I mean I hope you find what you're looking for anon, but have realistic expectations. The only women I found on there were butt ugly koreans
>>203716082This nigga thinks hes skeletor or thulsa doom or some shit lmaoo
Shitcongo is so crime ridden they wouldn't even notice that I've done what I had to do.
>>203716031>facilitate social connectionsI've seen how you people react to homeless on the subways there is no "social connection"
hes gone folks
>>203716121what language did you have as studying
>50 posts disappearBrian is Butthew tier
Brian should travel to Bulgaria. I have a surprise for him.
>>203716285Based
>>203716131he says and he's never stepped foot here>>203716177that mentality is literally retarded. you'd rather just "contain" disadvantaged ethnic groups than provide welfare and support for them. white people literally created the ghetto through redlining. black people didn't have any of the crime problems before the hood was created by whites.
>>203716285i would only travel to sofia which is like the only somewhat civilized part of your shithole
There's only one reason I'd step foot in Chicago for and it would be a quick and easy job.
>>203716340>you'd rather just "contain" disadvantaged ethnic groups than provide welfare and support for them.YeahIm fucking racist what so you expect
>100 /cum/posts disappear>Brian is still fucking here and ban evading
>see artist complaining about how companies owe them money for using their art in training data>click profile>pan lgbtqryzon+ trans discord moderate trans puppy girl uwu enthusiast pro black FUCK colonizer anit-white kill whitey acablmao minors DNI hehe unless >100 followers>art is just hairy "females" drawn in an obnoxious tumbler art stylewhy is this so common?
>>203716473Comf
>>203716442*130
>>203716422you couldn't even afford to travel here because you're poor>>203716429you're stupid and no better than the people you hate
Sorry bros i was egging him on bc i was boredIll stop replying
>>203716442kek
I'm not poor but also soul > money regardless and this fag aint got either. Even if I was the richest man on Earth I'd also never pay money to go to Shitcago LMAO.
I love bukgaria because it gave us rusevHappy rusev dayb/cum_
>Brian accusing others of being poor when he has posted his address and lives in a shithole ghetto
>>203716442Really makes you think about how often he replies to himself
>>203716693chad
>>203716442holy shit
anyone want to play some death sentence one down payday 2?
>>203716791>payday 2slop and not even the good kind
>>203716635get his ass
I still pick my nose and eat it27 btw
>what are you going to do, ban me again?!>Brian gets banned again almost instantlyLOL
my bed is calling me
think i'm gonna take my newly shaven penis for a test drive
>>203715675See a psychiatrist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZXxnLZRXyI
Just got served a porn ad with visible coochie on /int/
>>203716948I get massive mammary OF girls
>>203716813>hmmmm I have heaps and heaps of dosh>so much I could swim in it>I really feel like traveling>oh I know!>plane tickets to Chicago it is!>yes, definitely Chicago I'll love itLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>203716457It's also an issue that doesn't exist, laws/whatever just need to be revised to include the word "AI" or robot or some shit.Didn't something similar happen when photoshop became popular? Like there were a bunch of people angry at their copyrights being used, but it ended up in fair use because the image had been modified. To me, AI art is just a robot using photoshop to make a collage (like photoshop), there's nothing wrong with collages. And if there is legitimate plagiarism, it should just be taken down and dealt with how it normally is.
most people never defeat their addictions. i'm one of them it seems
Goodnight America
>>203716693the hero we need
why did i get born into a sunny shithole instead of a cloudy one
this wouldnt have happened if he had a car
>>203717121goodnight australia
>>203717103I don't really think they do, artists already learn by using other's art, actual art school usually involves tracing or imitating someone else's art they're just mad a robot is doing it now which is also them just admitting that they want art to be something that can only be pursued by a bunch of neet faggots who have unlimited free time to practice
>>203717224if i found the person who stole my bike they would face my blade
>>203717121night bud
>email verification
Like every 3rd ranked siege match has cheaters. This game is in the toilet.
Brian was framed and the recently banned is cherry picked. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
>>203717522that's like every shooter game nowadays
>>203717550Are you the Tranny Janny?
>>203716836
>>203717587I'm just an oppressed gamer
Brian is the voldemort of cum
>>203717550>the recently banned is cherry pickedYour point being?
>>203717668He wanted to see what br*an was banned for
>>203717668I'd probably get banned for making a point so I won't say. But I'm also simultaneously just making fun of conspiracy theorists.
>>203717752Yeah they don't show ones that can be seen as proof for corruption.
I awaken.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gimli,_Manitoba
lol
>>203717883And my axe!
>>203717633They broke up so nobody cares anymore. She probably got more subscribers though
>>203717931i dont know who she is i just thought asmongo thread was funny
>>203717550>Below is a sample of recent bans (not a comprehensive list of all bans), updated once per hour.
son of a fucking bitch
>>203717963kek
I cant poopWhat should I eat to resolve this?
Boss gave me a Target giftcard for my birthday but he just scratched his name off the backThis nigga regifting his presents
>>203718001Hopefully just temporary
>>203717883too bad canada is gay af
>>203718043onionsmagnesium citratecovfefe
>>203718063At least he gave you something dickhead
>>203717898Stop licking boots plus nobody was complaining.
>>203718043Lots of fiber and water. Legumes, vegetables, fruit, etc. Dragonfruit can be a laxative.
>>203718001DAE remember 2016 election where the media complained about having their "news" articles archived and used against them and called archive.org a right wing fearmongering websitelol
>>203718063My boss has never gifted me anything or organized for the team to pool gift money, despite me organizing it for others multiple time, and getting him expensive whiskey for one of his birthdays hand delivered and I'm also his main guy.
>>203718128Laughing at that rule because it was part of this post >>203717550Not a passive aggressive citation of the rules @somebody
>>203718125Hey nobody said I'm not thankful>>203718196My boss also gives us pretty big bonuses for Christmas He's a cool guy
>>203718242I'll give you a big bonus
it's all so painful
>>203717507what the actual shit is thiswaiting 900 GODDAMN SECONDS to make a POST (not even a new thread, just a reply to an existing thread) without email verificationno bans, no new ips, didn't do anything wrongfuck japanese moot this shit is so fucking lameliterally 1984i'm almost tempted to go to plebbit, even they're less autistic than this
>>203718222Ok my bad.>>203718242We receive a bonus for the entire team on Christmas and last couple of years my boss has given me the biggest share possible though. Even though he has a family and I told him not to cuck himself with less than me.
>>203717507>>203718384What in the fuck, you’re getting requested to do an email verification for 4chan?
>>203716422>Brian is black>Brian is gay>Brian lives in ChicagoEasy perhaps but idk about quick. Like looking for a needle in a stack of needles
>>203718453he's posting on /v/, he deserves to suffer, dw about it
>>203717224all part of the master plan
>>203718468I'll just kill all pedos then to make sure.
>>203718585hey buddy watch the antisemitism
>it’s real>4chan now has a signin page>>>/pol/485224786
>>203718646lol based.
>>203718646Tbh it needs itYou could have ai post here to shill things and you bots would never know
>>203718646a one time 15 minute wait is not a big deal but honestly i do get that it is disproportionaly affecting jeets who get paid by the bbc thread
i’m enough of an oldfag that i remember when moot first rolled out captchas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8SZqPT1nc8
>>203718699>one timeI believe it's based on your ip. Hence, if you IP changes, you'd have to wait once again.
>>203718482NO NIGGAI had to do it for /int/
>>203718713i remember operation nigger, the introduction of captchas taught me how google's 2 word captchas, only 1 of them is the actual captcha word aznd the other isnt checked, and we were supposed to just type nigger for the other one until it eventually started popping up in google's captcha pool, poisoning the well as it werei havent filled out a google word captcha in years now since we swapped, but man i feel like id still do it out of just pure habit lmao>>203718735phoneposters deserve to be rangebanned so it's ok
>>203718787I donut believe you
remember the disappearing picture captchas
i lost my voter registration card
i wake up i drink the yellow gatorade i teetee i go back to sleep repeat 500x over life is a prison ive lived a dozen lifetimes in my head over the last 20 hours and im going back to sleep again i wanna be over this
>>203718835yeah i had to use a 4chan pass for a couple years because it was legitimately taking me 5-10 minutes to make a post because of thosethe anonying one where the pictures take like 10+ seconds to fade back in to replace the ones you selected, plus id have to fill it out like 5 times because it kept repeatedly teling me i did it wrong, and id fill out so many of the picture ones that i ended up getting sound catpchas, where you have to hear someone say letters out loud and type themim p sure i was like hard shadowbanned or something they really REALLY didnt want me to post, but i ended up just buying a passthis was in like 2018/19 btw when passes were newthen they swapped to only taking buttcoin instead of paypal so i stopped renewing my pass
>>203718713That's newfag territory though.
>>203718887BOO deng lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrBJDvPZf2g
>>203718887gm to you too spinny
>>203718835Those were brutal. Google seemed to punish you for trying to do captchas too often, so by the time you’ve been shitposting for a few hours, you’re getting stuck behind like 6 consecutive slow disappearing captchas. I got the sense that the system was designed for onetime confirmation that you’re human when entering a website, as opposed to every post, so accessing the captcha every few minutes was seen as suspicious behaviour by their system.
>>203718835Those still exist on certain pages I wont talk about.>>203718930Passes were introduced like 10 years ago, they weren't new in 2018.
>>203719027ok well fuck you too i dont remember when they introduced that shit because ive been on this awful website for like 14 years and my life since 2013 or so has been one big blur
>>203718964ktim
>>203718802based OG keepin it real
>>203718802I wonder how much that operation actually fucked with Google’s datasets. They were trying to train AI to read street signs for Google Maps etc, so that sort of confusion probably didn’t help them much
if you are a regular /cum/ poster and you are too lazy to make a new thread when the old one is dying then you are ngmi
>>203718646>forcing newfags to lurk moarummm based????
>>203717664this is my general>>203718468i'm white and i've proved that several times>>203718585kill all chuds
this is NY,USAwhat are USAians planning?
thinkin bout getting a 20 dollar ticket to the pelicans game
>>203719397I dont know what those yellow flags are
life would be easier and more comfy if i were an anime gooning incel why the fuck did i have to be born with a modicum of normality
>>203719429
ive lost weight since adding butter to my pastabut then i did also have things like tuna, salmon (woaw). ive also not had a lot of phosphates so i dont know. but my belly is smol again yesterday (the honey BBQ + coffee* pasta) smelled like Burger King until i added burger sauce because i wanted to rinse the container and add it to all my other trash (*coffee bag was put into the boiling pot of pasta, and soaked in the water beforehand, as it was coming up to boil, and when it was boiling it had the lid on). i ate so much of it or had so much honey that it gave me a headache
>>203712927>Got hired yesterday they said they would call me when I can be on schedule >It's been one day I am fucked
>>203719539I still dont know what that is
>>203717957idk who she is either, I think she's a streamer or vtuber. I've just never liked his content so I don't really get it. It just looks weird to see a mid dude with a physically attractive chick so I assumed that's why people are obsessed with him
>>203719616>a physically attractive chickcome the fuck on dude
those two people look same
>>203719610>Chabad-Lubavitch Mashiach FlagThey’re a weird subset of Jews with peculiar beliefs
>come the fuck on dude
nuu >.<
>>203719737Further context:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chabad_messianism
>wear a shirt like 2.5 sizes too big from when i was a fatty bobatty>feel thin and pretty while it hangs off me and down to my mid thighIts that easy>>203719616Shes an uggo dude
Guys>>203719791Cute
>>203719791So I should buy XXL shirts since I don’t have fat era clothes?
see you can tell russia is winning since they need north koreans now
>>203719925NK getting involved is a bit scary imo because they are the worlds weapons store. their country is a garage
>>203719920Ye is comfy
>>203719791>>203719630Found the normies. It looks like she deleted a lot of her shit though, unless she just doesn't post much
have you guys just tried not being obese landwhales?
>>203720109>you don't like mid bitches? Fucking normalfagsHoly shtlit dude get a grip>>203720137Ye i lost like 150lb before
Do Americans typically do this?
whats the best adam sandler movie
erm what the sigma?
>>203720137I weighed myself once when I was 14 and I was 220lb so I stopped drinking anything other than water and ate almost nothingWeighed 140lb when I started college and nobody believed that I was ever even near 200
>>203720276specifically designed for being shoved up asses
>>203720319Uncut Gems
>>203720319Eight crazy nights
>>203720319happy gilmore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8
>>203720517Fork Fork Fork Fork Fork Fork Fork Fork Fork Fork Fork
>>203720517two more weeks
>>203720526I'm glad I don't have to listen to powerchord chord progressions too often
The worst part of dating young women is you cant talk about anything more than a few years old lol theyll just be all >bruh i was like 12 in 2018 i dont know anything about that4mr28
>>203720319waterboy
Are ya winning son?
>>203720638>18yos were 12 in 2018It’s over
>>203720715I realized I was old when it became legal to fuck girls born in 2000
>nooooooo you cant just use powerchords, what about the heckin melodic 5ths
>>203720712me? no. im losing everyday
FUCK i was always worried about the trees not working! this is my worst nightmare!
anybody here remember the Sheikh?>can't bait the sheikh>too autistic for jail
st floyd brothuhs...
>>203720945oi m8 I can’t sneed
>>203720945fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
>>203720942YesI also remember on Ylilauta there was an unironic Bulgarian-American gay Muslim convert pedophile who made Pokemon fan art named Radan who ran away with a 14 year old boy and there was a nationwide FBI manhunt for him with the 14 year old's mother coming to the board begging for him to come home and the gay Muslim pedophile's mother being a messenger between us and Radan while he was awaiting trial
RIGHT ABOUT NOWthe funk soul brothaCHECK IT OUT NOWthe funk soul brotha
>>203720942Of course
>>203720848Wtf are power chords?
>>203721039don't remember that but it sounds fun>>203721134what about bunker bro from sweden, or captain america underpants and his live streamed party?my fav of all time was probably the Polish prom
ohh the name was "meladonic"
>>203721155
btw he looks like this >.<
>>203721228>has no explanationfound the poser
>>203721281stupidass, theyre one of the first things you learn when playing guitareducate yo ass
>>203721302Ah, a fellow guitarist eh? What kind of music do you play brother?
>about 70,000 people are having sex around the world at any given time>none of them are ever methis is fucking bullshit
>>203718808I've seen people say this in other threadsHe's telling the truth
>>203721377all I do is learn covers for old rock songs and a few more recent ones because Im too dumb to write my own stuff
>>203721387Is it that low
they changed Teemo...
>>203721419Literally me. I've written a few song but they all blow a duck. What are a few bands you like
>>203721462rubber bands
>>203721462floyd, stones, bb king, howlin wolf, beach boys, killers, Beatles, CCR, basically that bluesy rock sound from the 60syou?
havent drank an energy drink in like 2 days and now this one tastes like honey
NEW>>203721588>>203721588
>>203721585is that you
>>203702132>>203702132>>203702132Recycle due to 100 Brian spam posts mysteriously disappearing
>>203721621no, that's me.
>>203721632is it you
>>203721302I was just fucking with you, but I'm >>203721281 not >>203721155I just got bored with powerchords fast because my sister's ex taught me blues/rock stuff. I guess it works out well if vocals are emphasized
>>203712927
