Uruguayans be like>I went to Peach and bought myself some champions and a hot sandwichDo you see now why they shouldn't be allowed to have their own country
Argentina should annex Uruguay and Brazil should annex Paraguay.
>>203717340We creted the oldest settlement in Uruguay, we have as much claim as argentines.
>>203717340No, the guays are our only hope for south America.
>>203717481What language do they speak? What colors do they use on their flag?Now stay away from our province.
>>203717340>Argentina should annex Uruguay and Brazil should NUKE Paraguay.Fixed
>>203717830Literal genocidehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uruguayan_Portuguese#History
>>203717548>He holds faith in parag**yans"Let me tell you about your region"Stop visiting /POL/, there's no secret wypepo in parag*ay
>>203717928Never happened.
>>203717340Paraguay should be left alone, they are a little reminder of countryside SOVL in the form of a country
>>203717340paraguayans lives in my country
>>203717928Not genocide unless properly executed
>>203717964>t. evil supporter of linguistic genocide
>>203716761
>>203718041Northern uruguayans need to be reminded who they really are. You look at their faces and you see Brazilians. Their genetic testings show up as triracial with the european component as portuguese. They are literally mein volk
>>203717481>>203717928We? You mean us
kek Latinx always make such a big deal over irrelevant slang differences because they all got cucked out of their language by Iberians and are all identical culturally and ethnically Even worse some of you claim to be Italian but you got cucked out of that god tier language into a shit tier oneyou're a dog
>>203718294Portuguese>Spanish>italian i am tiered of pretending otherwise
>>203718404Italian mogs you and your spic brothers' languages
>>203718404Portuguese is just retarded spanish.
>>203718404nope, too many poor retards speak it so it's trash now, absolutely garbage prestige (i will say that yoru variation sounds ok because it sounds like russian, but it's still inferior to the prestige of italian and french)brazil ruined your language.
>>203718404you're replying to a chikaner. He shitposts all over /int/ and /sp/ about brazilians and latrinos.
>>203718294Didn't you commit ethnic suicide three times in less than 150 years and proceeded to get cucked by English as the de facto zoomer language just like all the other germanocucks and nordcucks?
>>203718294That's why they're so jealous of ParaguayThey speak Guarani
>>203718404"I love Portuguese", said noone ever.
like it or not mexicans ruin spanish because white people think of them when they hear ityou should have stuck with italian if you wanted to be differentor you should have been protestant
Portuguese sounds like a man got drunk and someone smashed his head in with a 2x4 and he tried to speak spanish
>>203718463>prestige of italianliteral language of crime
>>203718538that's spanish because of latin americaitalian is the language of rome, the language of sophisticated italians, unassicated with any poor disgusting thirdie dogs
>>203718538Spanish is the international language of poverty. No Spanish speaking country is wealthy, they're all invariably poor shitholes
>>203718404Galician mogs.
>>203718294do you have fantasies of latin americans fucking your mom too you obsessed cuck
>>203718603i have dreams of you retarded poor people speaking thirdie going back to your thirdiechans, reddit and twitter
>>203718501On god, if it was possible to teleport Paraguay to the coasts of the USA we south Americans would gladly gift it to you.They are to us what central America and Mexico are for the USA.No envy involved, just the desire for them to cease existing, absolute subhumans obsessed with closeted gayness and fucking trannies
>>203718566>italian is the language of romekek, LMAO.Try harder.
>>203718654?
>>203718654Lets trade Mexico for Chile and Paraguay
>>203718704obviously it's latin, but they are the linguistic continuation of itinb4 "b-but romanian is closer"never ask a proud latin romanian how to say "yes" in his language
>>203718710>Pornhub is the only source of information >What are VPNs
>>203718455>American opinion on anything Kek>>203718459We are the ogs if anything Spanish is retarded portuguese>>203718463>brazil ruined your language.For signing no, for comunicating yep they speak like children>>203718512I did, I said this >>203718595Its the same language not even memeing
What uruguay opinion for this thread
>>203718727>I'll exchange shit for turd
>>203718771the og language is arabichold on let me translate this for youلغتك وثقافتك عربية بشكل استثنائي وفقًا للمعايير الأوروبية، ولا يمكنك حقًا أن تكون مؤهلاً لتكون لاتينيًا
Don't speak ill of Chile, I have investments there.
>>203718828Aren't turks supposed to write in roman script?
>>203718519Every hispano hablante shares this same opnion. Like every luso thinks portuguese is an evolution to spanish
>>203718828cur barbarus hic germanicus cum illis ridiculis symbolis loquitur?
>>203718262It was a Portuguese man who founded the colony of Sacramento but as time passes the Portuguese who came here, race mixed and managed colonial business from here were Brazilians, were already called "Brazilians" back then and would obviously be recognized as Brazilians today. We are not talking about people straight out of the boat, we are talking about settlers living here for centuries
>>203718863I'm Australian>>203718953you were slaves who my ancestors from the north freedyou continued with your servile nature to Rome with the psyop of catholicismus Germanics once again provided you the key to your freedomit is ironic that your countries and colonies failed because you were obsessed with what the pope told you to do while British and Dutch ones succeeded because they had free willNot to mention the 800 years moors conquered and inseminated you, makes it dubious that you can larp as roman
There's no such thing as the "descendants from boats" or whatever "white" southern Americans try to larp about because latin american was always about race mixing and mongrelization from the beginning.It's only white diaspora in Anglo countries which remained white, yours immediately got BROWNED (and they were swarthy meds while ours were NW European whites)
>>203718459Spanish is a retarded, dumbed down and mutilated version of medieval castillan. Portuguese never went through these radical changes. This is why you have so few vowel sounds and speak robotically like a machine gun. Literally they sucked the soul out of your language. Saying other iberian languages are a version of spanish is just a left over of Castile's cancer-like propension to absorb everything around it. Please stop thinking like a tumor
the ultimate proof that spanish is terrible is the fact it had one singular author of the last 400 or so years that was any good and he explicitly called spanish shit and praised english. (borges , see >>203719264)can't think of any relevant portugese authors offhand but at least they weren't so cucked they didn't have the quasi-pope of their language spit on it
>>203718654he's mad because we exported the scum of our society to the congo urbano to start fixing our shithole after almost a hundred years of suffering (decision which they agreed on because they were peronistas and then later voted for the K) we are actually good people and not self-conscious larpers like the argies, here even the whitest germanic dude speaks guaranisee how the uruguayans are good people as well because they aren't sissy bitches
>>203718512I say this and so does half of /int/ >>203687089
>>203719327Are you that single country which doesn't larp as white? The only non-insecure land?
paraguay status : added to list of good iberophone landscurrent list :>Chile>Cuba>Costa Rica>Paraguay>Catalonian Separatists
>>203719196You are BROWN Mr. John Gonzalez Hernandez Cortes de la virgencita de Guadalupe y Jesús Flores López de Hidalgo
>>203719243>Portuguese is outdated and then monkeyfied Spanish okay I guess
>>203719513I don't have a single ancestor from south of Germany Luigi Martinez
every time i hear spanish my brain adds background chainsaw noisesbreaking bad literally ruined the PR of a language of 400M people
>>2037195132 minutes in:>NOOOOOOO, I'M BROWN.10 minutes in:>Spanish people are brown. The Spanish Empire was brown.30 minutes in:>Oh well, I guess I still gotta go to work today.Later zat day:>I'm gonna go for some fried chicken and red beans and rice from Popeye's
>>203719565All of them are from south of the Rio Grande though
>>203716761How would you say this in Spanish?
>>203719586>breaking bad literally ruined the PR of a language of 400M peopleIf anything, I would say it gave Northern Mexican culture more publicity than it's ever gotten. People usually don't think of anything about Latino culture aside from mariachis and Cuban/Colombian drug dealers, but thanks to Breaking Bad, people know about norteña (Northern Mexican music) and what Northern Mexican drug cartel members sound like.People read about Afghan terrorists and Afghan opium growers all the time, but do you actually know what Afghan accents sound like? Do you know what Afghan music sounds like?Breaking Bad put Northern Mexico just slightly a nudge above Afghanistan in terms of pop culture consciousness. You wouldn't get why it's something to feel proud of rather than ashamed of unless you were from here.
>>203719373here literally no one cares whether you're white or brownas i said, even the whitest dude is proud of the culture he was raised in here, for example this dude called joshua duerksen had the chance to represent germany in the F2 in baku (which he won) but instead chose to paraguay because he was raised here
>>203719868>Fui a Melocotón y compreme unos campeones y un emparedado caliente
>>203719726Where'd these freckles, pale skin and blue eyes come from? My family always said northern Europe :(
>>203719957>here literally no one cares whether you're white or brownBullshit, paraguayans are obsessed with the prospects of being whiter
>>203720054>freckles, pale skin and blue eyes come from?massa
>>203720118>let me tell you about your country
>>203720054>freckles, pale skin and blue eyesSomalian albinos
>>203720151Well, it's not like Paraguay is a black supremacist country, is it? In fact, you can't find a single Spanish-speaking country where "negro" is actually a term of honor, and where "mi negro" is equivalent to saying "my master".
I just realized you've never even seen freckles before have you
>>203719049Moorish and germanic influence in Portugal is pretty much non besides a couple of loan words.We speak latin we are sons of Rome heirs to civiliazation no amount of anglo germanic seething Will Change that
>>203720458ahhh the fruits of ROME!
>>203720389I've seen them a lot in gay porn. Irish people have 'em. Some Ashkenazi Jews have 'em. Some Scottish people have 'em. Practically no one in Southern Europe has 'em.
>>203720508>>203720458the fruits of barbarians, the germanic hordes
>>203720389>I just realized you've never even seen freckles before have youWe even have jokes about freckles here.>"They threw you shit and you took cover behind a strainer"
>>203720549You destroyed rome, you had to do something in exchange, savage barbariani**ers
>>203720508You might be joking, but Ancient Roman insulae (the ancient equivalent of tenements) were eerily similar to Latin American slums and the average street in Dhaka.
VGH ancestral favelas
>>203720695He's probably a self-hating Turkish/Brazilian immigrant who's barely scraping by doing UberEats deliveries.
>>203720695we saved you slaves>>203719049
>>203720656jealousy is very ugly nahuel arami suyu Taiel luigi hernando
i dont know you people have seen it but this concludes any argument btw
>>203720787>AustralianSince when are possums allowed to use computers?
>>203720911and this gives the effective gradient by land
>>203720389I did and I don't live in the "white" parts of Brazil. Light skinned people exist everywhere and some of them are ginger or pale
>>203720925I'm Anglo Saxon
>>203720859Kek, it worked
>>203720911>excluding Ireland (home of Robert Boyle, William Hamilton, and Lord Kelvin)>excluding all of Sweden (home of Alfred Nobel, the namesake for the Nobel Prizes)>excluding Kraków and Warszawa (home of Marie Curie and Alfred Tarski)>excluding all of Russia (home of Vladimir Arnold, Georg Cantor, Andrey Kolmogorov, Aleksandr Lyapunov, and even Dmitri Mendeleyev)
>>203721001Oh shit, some of my ancestors were from near there (my Y-DNA haplotype is I1a1a).
>>203720996>Light skinned people exist everywhereUnless you're counting albinos or people of recent foreign descent, I don't think you'll find a lot of naturally light-skinned people in Southeast Asia, Melanesia, Polynesia, or Sub-Saharan Africa.
>>203718852Thank you for investing in chile
>>203721882Thank you for developing a mining industry, astronomical telescopes, and dealing with commies in an efficient and memeable way
>>203721858I meant everywhere in Brazil
