post ONE time when you 'acted italian'
>>203720124i had gay sex once
I ate spaghetti without ketchup.
had to play a mentally retarded character in theater once
Had to talk to an Arab who barely understood Hebrew or English so I just flapped my hands around
>fighting in school>smaller guy beats me up>my friends have to come rescue me
>>203720287what play were you performing>>203720393its not italian to let midgets beat you
>>203720124I made carbonara without cream.
>>203720124I did that hand gesture after eating pizza.
>>203720124One time I was in a store in Amsterdam, a girl was blocking my way and I muttered "se solo questa testa di cazzo si levasse di mezzo" (if only this dickhead would get out of my way)She responded "you could have asked" in native italianOops
>>203720124I say "fuggedaboutit" every now and then, mostly to annoy people.
>>203721093Hehehe
>>203721104>fuggedaboutit
>>203721093Israelis seem to have this superpower of immediately knowing someone is a fellow Israeli abroadit doesn't seem like other nationalities have this power.
Baked thin crust pizza once
>see people working hard>criticize their technique and say you could do better>they offer to come show them how it's done>refuse
>>203721225thin crust is the fucking best fuck the thick crust shit
>>203721273literally me
>>203720124One time a squirrel wandered into my house and I made him a bowl of spaghetti
>>203721207Because most Israelis act like niggers
>>203721519the ones I met in europe were pretty lowkey and chill for the most part but yeah the stereotype exists for a reasonthe ones I met were there mostly to fuck locals so y'know
>>203721625>>203721519כה כה שתוק ילד
>>203720124beat up someone over debt, I was the one who owed him though
>>203721519Glad someone finally said it.
>>203720124I was in indonesia and this guide wanted me to pay for something I already paid forI pretended to be a dumb tourist aka an Italian and the guide gave up
>>203721778based
>>203721778
>>203720124i sucked nigger dickt.nappi
>>203721093That was a romcom meetcute, you're supposed to be married to her by now.
>>203721207How do you nose they're israeli?
I lost my headphones so I prayed to St Anthony (I found them)
>>203722872we have a 'look' that is pretty easy to spot, kinda hard to describe it to someone who never met an Israeliand if the look isn't a dead giveaway the accent is lol
>>203722924anthony sounds anglo not italian
>>203722960Yes, Anthony is the English version of his name. Most lamguages translate the names of saints into their language
>>203720124sourcerino?
>>203720124I usually hit on women unprompted. I think of myself as "acting Italian" when I do this, because that's how Italian men get to fuck Swedish women in Italy. It has actually worked out more times than it should, and it's how I met my current gf and also an Ex. The fact that I, as an ethnically Swedish guy, acts in this way is enough to make me exotic. It will probably result in me getto thrown on jail for sexual harassment or rape sooner or later, doe
>>203723199idk ill have to looks for itmy feed algorithm is like 40% italian women
>>203720124I went to dominoes and HATED it there.
Accidentally sent a dickpic to my working colleagues chat
>>203724012how did they respond?i do it to assert dominance occasionally
>>203721207I can do that
>>203720124There was this big, muscular negroamerican soldier GOD, I think he lived in a base here in my small city in southern italy. He was in company of a bunch of our girls and I was so jealous (of him), so I moved in to confront those bitches and get my black STALLION for myself but he uttered some magical spells in his beautiful idiom akin to "Fuck you doin muthafacka Ima wreck you wop" before soundly punching me in the middle of the face. I got knocked on the asphalt but my hormones went raging and I sprung up at the speed of light, ripped his joggers off and immediately sucked his unfortunately not so large penis- OH MY GOD US TERRONI ARE COCK CRAZY! Later that day I was fully sissified as it is tradition for men my age here but that's a story for another time ;-)
>>203723381The only thing you can aspire to is us feminized terroni OH JUDAIC MASTER GIVE ME THE CUM SCAR, US TERRONI ARE COCK CRAZY!
>>203723381UOOOOHHHH
>>203724836>>203724607you need help bro
>>203725213US LEVANTINES OUGHT TO UNIFY IN THE WARMEST HOMOEROTIC EMBRACE.
>>203725277im hetero
>>203720124
>>203720124didn't pay the bus ticket
>>203725299;-)
>>203720124what does it mean to "act italian"?
I slept until like 12:30 in the afternoon last friday
>>203725213Forgive him, he is from the North
I'm 30 and I still live with my mom
>>203728624Do you hate the north?
>>203724607Mussolini would be proud, you are a true roman centurion.
>>203720124my job is remote and I take a nap in the middle of the day whenever I wantI drink a glass of wine at lunch when I'm supposed to be workingwhen my manager asks me to take on additional work, I make up reasons for why I can't and act busyI makea da pasta for dinner
