>hanging out at his house>his mom downstairs: "DINNER TIME!">"Oh, that's for me.">shoves you into the closest>padlocks the door>forgets about you until morning when he has to get dressed for school>"What are you still doing here? You need to leave, you'll be in trouble if my parents catch you." >his mom downstairs: "BREAKFAST TIME!">"That's for me again.">defenestrates youYep.
>>203720759sniff his underwears inside the closet until he comes back to let me out
>>203720759happened to a friend of mine once, we never saw him again, probably rotted in his friend's closet since he didnt have enough money to tikkie for the amount of extra WD-40 needed to offset the degradation that shoving him inside the closet caused.
Heh Thai humour hehI give it an A for effort
I don't think they're going to bite, too fantastical
>>203721305it's just mundane and boring, doesn't warrant a responselike posting a picture of sidewalk
>>203720759>>203720943>>203721010>>203721201>>203721305>>203721417
remember when jonas foodgeek try to soup in car but the road is guppy asg
>>203720759now sitting you here and finding on stuff again
>>203720943I unironically used to raid my friends' sisters panty drawers while they were downstairs eating. This was common practice as I sometimes did it together with other bros who waited for them to finish eating.
Didn't even invoice your parents for the privilege of letting you be there. Not realistic.
I have a story about this>be 11-12>hang out with classmate a lot>his father hypes up this new restaurant >invites me next weekend>go there with friend and his dad>he orders food for my friend and himself>i sit there and watch>they finish and we drive homeSure I should've brought money, but he didn't ask or offer to lend money. Very strange thinking back.
>>203721703that there happened not
>>203721670This is what Sweden used shopping about
>>203721703you must be the "new swede", next time assimilate harder and bring your own money, then tikkie them your hourly wage since they are the ones who invited you.
>>203721703
we are simply people, no speak english
>>203721703Autism hospitality
>>203721703Let me guess. The father looked like this.
>>203721703you had a fancy childhood if you ate out at resturants
I buyed fishballs on the fartmarket today
Here, you get offered food and drinks whenever you go to someone's house, but it's customary to refuse it out of courtesy to avoid looking like a hungry bum.
>>203722294He didn't eat
>>203721703Based
>>203721305Somehow made Sverigetråden have a prolapse
>>203721703You destroying swedenpicture you unupfetused shithigh
>>203722784forwardfall*
One of the most evil races
>>203723345me on the right of the swedish man.
