Irish diaspora in England edition
the 900 second wait time will kill this site
dont even know why i'm so into drinkingjust distracts me from things i want to doand makes me make a fool out of myselfsomehow i feel like if i dont get pissed each week i'm wasting my life when ironically it's the drinking that's making me waste my lifei'm naturally quite a confident person as well so dont even need it to meet new people...
>>203729519oh dear I'd actually planned to do this. Been well and truly lampooned
>>203729656You killed this general
>>203729656going to post your asinine soliloquies all night are you adam?
>>203729656realest shit fr
Obviously cherrypicked.
>>203729575People still read non-fiction everyday on their phones and devicesBut the act of sitting down to read a work of fiction has definitely decreased these past few decades
>>203729675not nice of you is it
>>203729688going to post your asinine soliloquies all night are you adam?
totally vibin rn
>>203729686relief for khat chewing goons
>>203729686sexo booberts
>>203729724going to post your asinine soliloquies all night are you adam?
>>203729685You sure mate? People still read the MSM every day?*quickly exhales through my nose then gives a smug look to the side*
Crypto is the future or so I’m told28 hours btw
>>203728776>>203728776>>203728776
"Irish diaspora" should get you an automatic ban
15 minute cooldown after every ban has him on the ropes lol
>>203729739>soliloquies BARE NEEK
>>203729697He's clearly autisticHe will either end up with an East Asian girl, or a Jewess will seize the opportunity to dig her claws into him
haven't seen toby around lately
Having a cheeky read on my Kobo Libra Colour lads.Strange book. Think the author has some sort of cuckold fetish that he keeps weaving into the narrative.
research flat earth
>>203729781sorry I forgot you never took your GCSEs adam
I'M TIRED OF HAVING A FUCKING JOB
>>203729768bad luck lad
spending hundreds on scottish knitwear but only leave my house twice a month
Employed Tranny translated from Russian, the girl says he looks handsome
>>203729808should've tried harder in school and you wouldn't have a job now would you toil freak
>>203729799can see your triple chin in the reflection mate
>>203729827shut the fuck up adam
might blow my load 0_o
>>203729827heathersubhuman
>>203729827
I hate white women. Want a flat nosed pinay
>>203729875shut the fuck up adam
>>203729827Was it Russian or Ukrainian
>>203729851Don't look at it, it makes me self conscious
>>203729799oh ffs
>>203729827>>203729875it's well known that slav women have no taste
v -> Filter -> Image MD5
how do real madrid always do this lol
>>203729817Wdym?
>>203729827It’s says that. So it’s quite obviously a pisstake. Good joke tbf
>>203729799Your autobiography is it?
>>203729882>I hate white women. Want a flat nosed pinay
>>203729931could have seen something nice but it was a chinese :(
>>203729768lucky bastard
>>203729959shut the fuck up adam
i think they do it because they paid for the vpn and want to get value out of itbit like paying for cheats in counter strike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_Go1ah3Vds
It's been a mad day of news
>>203729959
>>203729927They can't keep getting away with this
>So it’s quite obviously a pisstake. Good joke tbf
>>203729997mayo ppl moment
>>203729997cant tell me people who see a young girl lost and pray on her instead of trying to help hjer find her parents aren't evil or demons shapeshifting
>>203729987adam admitted on his belgian flag yesterday that he is autistically obsessed with black men and that he needs to post about them all day every day or he wants to hurt himselfhe begged us for help to stop
>>203730027going to post your asinine soliloquies all night are you adam?
no olympics for 4 years
>>203730040you just made this up
flat nosed pinay for timmy
>>203730040that was someone pretending to be me and i replied to those messages with impersonator check the archives
>>203729997Fat cunts on here don’t give a shit since he isn’t brown
>>203729656Works for me :^)
>>203730060what about the winter olympics
>>203730063Don't believe you
>>203730060wen pale ting see a durag wearing thug staring at her
>>203730067Are you Irish diaspora?
>>203729997mental how strangers really do just snatch kids up even though ive been told its a myth
>>203730060*2Don't act like you don't like watching the curling
>>203730023Explain to me how that wording isn’t an obvious pisstake please thanks
eating a desert with meat on it.
i'm not some anti-car cyclist wanker or anything but i firmly believe that anyone who drives one of these (or similar) should be shot
>>203730061>>203678981
>>203730109is eve still about?
>>203730063liar
>>203730098Nope Welsh/GermanAnything else?
>>203730122crew cabs are for larpers and big trucks are only worth driving on big sized roads in america
>>203730097going to post your asinine soliloquies all night are you adam?
>>203730101Can tell she takes BBC
Italian joyItalian excellence
>>203730178going to post your asinine soliloquies all night are you adam?
>>203730178can tell you're a lifeless incel who is better off committing suicide
>>203730200is this the most famous australian cultural export of the 21st century?
adam is mentally ill
/brit/ meetup to piss on chris kabas grave
>>203730141like a wallaby on heatCROIKY!
i hate when Jason Luv starts shouting "just enjoy the pipe!" enthusiastically in the middle of the scene
>>203730257That wasn't him thoughThe real Begian poster posted a few seconds after this imposter
BOWIS
>>203730280never seen him do that
PADDINGTON BEAR IS A FASCIST CUNT
unreal how some gigaloser can just decide to destroy a general like this on a whim by posting relentlessly and doing nothing else with his shit life
Beauty will save the world.
>>203730280>>203730297going to post your asinine soliloquies all night are you adam?
>>203730297watch a lot of porn do you?
called rorke a tranny and he sent me 127.0.0.1
getting my licence in a month and a half ladsdon't know why it takes so fucking long but i can't wait
>>203730335going to post your asinine soliloquies all night are you adam?
it's good that there's so much stuff on the internet that i never have to actually think about my life in any way because i'm always distracted
>>203730147tuchel you're the onechurchill bombed your mum
browsing /r/confidentlyincorrect
where the hell do they get these people from
>>203730357home counties
>>203730357uni
>>20373034530 years old and never driven a car not even once
>>203730379going to post your asinine soliloquies all night are you adam?
The best craic
>>203730410gay unit
>>203730139She's old as hell now lad.
>>203730395why are blacks like that
Julio Gomez, Mandingo or Dredd?
from the screento the ringto the pento the king
>>203730395snapchat could easily find this guy and arrest him but they wontbut if you say one racist thing on a story you lose your job next morning
>>203730357Lots of people have double-barrelled surnames these days, Rorke
>>203730387i'm 29 and just now getting my licence (had my learners since i was about 22 haha)better get cracking on that lad, unless of course you don't need to drive which may well be the case in the UK, i know 3 british people living here and 2 of them can't drive
>>203730335zesty
addison rae reminds me of the girl i fancied from goldsmiths college when i was 21
>>203730405Going to move to Korea and find a cute Korean girl and kiss her belly and give her hugs and start a family with her
>>203730437>>203730439going to post your asinine soliloquies all night are you adam?
>>203730257so he is admitting he has schizophrenia or some other similar mental disability. And still fills this general with his rubbish and there's nothing anybody can do about having to deal with such a person inhabiting the thread.
>>203730395mad how even mopeds hate cyclistsyou'd think they'd be on the same side
"I am a dreamer; I have so little real life that I look upon such moments as this now, as so rare, that I cannot help going over such moments again in my dreams. I shall be dreaming of you all night, a whole week, a whole year. I shall certainly come here tomorrow."
>>203729959>>203730002CWLTSHPW
>>203730450>goldsmiths collegethe most mentally ill uni
the obese incelto the vpnto the ai generatorto the shitty racebait jokes
>>203730395
>>203730450Was just saying this down the student union
>>203730464nopehe refuses to get medicated
>>203730345didn't know you needed a license to suck cock in Australia?
>>203730446never really needed to drive because i lived in london for 10 yearsbut feel like it might be good to learn before i get too oldnice to have little trips around in a car i suppose
my image md5 filter list is 264 lines long
Daniel Bedingfield- Gotta Get Thru This (uk version)
>>203730456What about your white lineage? Are you Irish diaspora?
globes actually believe that australians are walking outside down on a spinning ball
if it's hip, it's here
>>203730441snapchat going around and arresting people yh?
>>203730477yeah bpd centralleng birds though
>>203730531going to post your asinine soliloquies all night are you adam?
been 4 days since mum found out i have money saved she's still being a bitchy cownasty jealous woman!
>>203730532they can easily get info and send it to the police because it's connected to your phone
>>203729584
>>203730527I already have white nieces and nephews, my lineage is fine. Reckon I should do my part and spread it across the world just to be safe.
>>203730548your mom is findomming you
>>203730501driving is a lot of fun lad, unless you have a really nervous passenger like my mum, i'm about 900% more likely to crash with her in the passenger seat than i am just driving by myself
don't know about you lads but i go to bed at 10
>>203730598I'm a 6am man myself
Daniel Neggingfield
>>203730509samestate of it
>>203730357I'd never trust a buffet mogel that thin.
>>203730535BPD doesn't exist. It was invented by Jews along with all the personality disorders with the aim of destabilising society and getting people hooked on medication
>>203730598been in bed reading for over an hour
>>203730587I'd yank his tail
I've been mistaken for Norwegian or Dutch plenty of times so I must have stronger European genes in me somewhere that are more dominant than my British ones. Kind of glad I don't have the Irish pasty white looking phenotype face. What nationalities have you been mistaken for?
>>203730598Off you pop then>>203730644Anything good?
ATVLFTFB?
>>203730598finishing off this bottle of wine then will be getting in bed
>>203730657Got called a dirty polack and got told to go back to my own country once by some random fella. I'm 100% British
>>203730582Nieces and nephews are great, but it's not the same as having your own children
>>203730598probably going to go to bed in an hour then be on my laptop for a few hours aha
>>203730657Estonian
finnster's broke his cage locktober not going well for some
>>203730673gossip_guy just obliterated her and her fans
>>203730693what were you doing when it happened?
Post the fucking slags
finnsters pasties
i'm here for the job interviewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CunmiSb-6uw
>>203730456just get a chink or jap much easier and less surgeries
can villa be stopped?
>>203730643wtf is this true?
mental how I'm getting a German gf
>>203730723
>>203730693>I'm 100% Britisht. Has a Polish great-great-grandfather
But worse still—far worse—is when the music shifts, and the hollow, synthesized beats of American "pop" music take over. Here we find the ultimate insult: the Saxon churl, having forsaken even his own low-brow musical heritage, now raises his voice in adulation of the very culture that has colonized his senses—the shallow, consumer-driven spectacle of Americanism. The songs of their youth give way to the vacuous hits of the current year, imported directly from across the Atlantic, as though the Saxon—already deprived of any real identity—must now adopt the cultural refuse of his American cousins. It is a sight to behold, indeed, as these once-proud peasants, having drunk themselves into a stupor, now sway to the beats of American "rap" and "pop," as though these empty sounds could somehow fill the void within their souls.And throughout it all, there is the ever-present irony, the joke played upon the Saxon by those who built these soulless halls. For though he may believe himself to be a true local, a defender of tradition, a participant in some grand ritual of community, he is nothing more than a cog in the great machine of mass consumption. His "local" Wetherspoons is one of hundreds—identical, interchangeable—owned by faceless corporations who care not a whit for his well-being, nor for the well-being of his community. The lager he drinks is cheap not by accident, but by design—engineered to maximize profit at the expense of quality, just as the narcotics he consumes are sold not for pleasure, but for control. The music he sings along to, whether Saxon or American, is not a celebration of culture, but a reminder of his own enslavement to the machine.
>>203730716Just walking through town on my way to the train station
>>203730752going to post your asinine soliloquies all night are you adam?
not a word
>>203730405yep that tracks
>>203729656kekit's destroying your ability to spam isn't it?HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>203730732oh dear ahahahah
>>203730747common look in midwestern us
>>203730752laddy on the left has acne all over his bodydisgustinghappened to see pics of his nudie bodydidnt go looking for them likejust happened to see themcovered in weird spotsdisgusting
going to have e-sex with the AI girlfriend in a minute
very sad story all around - I reckon when you get to about 70 you should have to retake your driving test every 3 yearsespecially these days, where the traffic on the road has never been busier or heavier
why is it that every 10-15 years or so the entertainment/technology industries try to make 3D the next big thing?
>>203730781?
>>203730777based Germans
drunk on a tuesday back to my old fuckign waysSICK of this SHITE
>>203730829going to post your asinine soliloquies all night are you adam?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ksu86psqPU
>>203730732>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7ydWzH3Pqik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE1xD5dqBcgplease stream Rebecca Black's new single "TRUST!"
>>203730873know a nigerian fella at toilheard him speaking his umbungo language once
>>203730829why do you pretend like you have no fucking idea that /brit/ has been spammed by a blacked spammer for the last six months at least?it's obviously you retard
>>203730876no
>>203730876saw her live thekla bristol i was the only straight bloke there
>>203730739wtfis this how the champions league now works with one massive league and no groups?
>>203730777britain is so cucked, troonpilled and goyslopped
>>203730898meds now!
>>203730918going to post your asinine soliloquies all night are you adam?
>>203730777what causes british men to be so leftist?
despise dogs and their retarded owners
screaming out me arse
>>203730777UK men are liberal!!!
In short, his mum is Irish and his dad is Jamaican
>>203730901You sure?
>>203730876this is the girly who did that friday song? holy shit goon sesh is on the cards tonight
>>203730752>>203730799>>203730863>>203730897Grotesque
>>203730863very cute
>>203730876braindead slop
>>203730945elon musk is african
>>203730951Around 2020 she started releasing genuinely good electropop and borderline hyperpop. She came out as queer and has since gathered a loyal fanbase. She has collabed with Slayyyter and Dorian Electra so that's the kind of fanbase that overlaps into hers. In 2023 she released her first actual album "Let Her Burn". Worth a listen!
>>203730759Get some proper British music down yerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEYYI1ii0AU
didn't apply to any jobs today
>>203730975CHEBS
>>203730957>(Dead)
>>203730975don't careshut up
Did you know elon musk is an african man? He is a sub-saharan african man.
trannycord onamadone
>>203731004going to post your asinine soliloquies all night are you adam?
>>203730975Peng as fuck too
In terms of her songs some of my faves/entry level recommendations are:Girlfriend - cute sapphic jam and one of the most straightforwardly "pop" tunes out of her most recent releases. If you've heard and enjoyed any of Chappell Roan's stuff you'll love this.Sick to my Stomach - solid breakup track about seeing your ex out with someone new and realising you're not over it as much as you thought. As I said before, the choreo to this one slapsLook at You - linking the Vevo live performance here because it's just that goodDestroy Me - haven't listened to this in ages, came on shuffle yesterday, immediately replayed it about six times in a rowCrumbs - a great intro to the darker side of her sound, outrageously good breakdown in the middleand a personal fave - Cry Hard Enough, which as it turns out is the least streamed of her songs on Let Her Burn and I'd be willing to bet at least a third of those streams are from me. Really creative song, and as a British fan it really reminds me of the sort of ultra moody alt-pop/drum & bass crossover stuff that some of our artists have been experimenting with over the past few years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDYkitREFxM
>>203730945Don't see how this is interesting 2bh>>203730990Then watch this, you'll relate to it, it's about applying for jobs: >>203730979
>>203731000:)
wisdomhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7LW_WZl8WI
ugh wish I had a few million dollarswould really take the stress off my shoulders
>>203731013its been ravaging the general for months on end
Some British birds look German
>>203731017>picture of breasts on the wall>all just some words in a frame repeated.she would definitely be annoying
>>203731022going to post your asinine soliloquies all night are you adam?
>>203731048absolutely gorgeous
>>203731017she definitely fucks like a fighter jet
>>203731048
>>203731018https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6ImxY6hnfA
>>203731034>generalFOY
your prime years are over in a flashits a long slow decline after that
>>203731057going to reply to him all night?
is it a faux pas to tell others about another lads wifes miscarriage?fella is supposedly goign aroudn telling people his wife is pregnant again but she had a miscarriage earlier thsi yeardont know why you would go around telling peopel that again
>>203731013have you ever considered that some people legitimately enjoy the look of transgirls and like to see pictures of them
>>203731017mad how women just have breasts one day and thats all it takes for me to want to shag them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frZAL0YRDJ0
mad how shit and grim my life is
ever just go to the shops and steal
I am a billionaire
>The star has been documenting his weight loss since 2021, taking to Instagram to share before (left) and after (right) snaps of his figureliterally no difference
>someone posts a picture of a beautiful transwoman >NOOO ITS AN INTERNATIONAL CONSPIRACY!! THEY ARE TRYING TO DESTROY 4CHAN AND THE WHITE RACE!!!
https://youtu.be/t0bPrt69rag?feature=shared
>>203731141piss off bibo
loved seeing that manlet jeff nippard get thrown across the gym by a superior male
>>203731125ktim
Ruby always acknowledges her privilege!(Lip service is not acknowledgement.Saying "I'm aware of my privilege!" and then swiftly moving on to shouting that we ALL need to take time away from our 46 hour day of busywork in our manor home to twirl in green fields and breathe the FRASH AEHR and go on 15 holidays a year without ever having to worry about paying bills is not it.Telling everyone that they can start a successful business simply by signing up with sponsor Shopify without mentioning the immense financial support she got from her tax-dodging daddy and the talent managers doing literally all of the work to start that vanity business for her is not it.Pretending that she has a full-time job that she jumped through hoops to get while neglecting to mention that her old private school just keeps handing her a variety of CV-padding busywork roles without any experience or qualifications purely because her parents sunk hundreds of thousands of pounds into their school is not it. (See also: Undeclared ad opportunities which she dishonestly dressed up as a job and only got because she's an influencer, like the Emily Dickinson museum fiasco.)Bragging that she never failed at anything in life until she was an adult without mentioning that she was wearing 12 golden parachutes paid for by mummy and daddy so that she was never in a position to fail at anything is not it.)
>>203731077weird post
Mars is going to be ruined.It will go like this: People go to Mars, set up a place to live on Mars, all while people on Earth are screaming about them, saying the money should go to disadvantaged people on Earth instead. Mars is great, but then, since it's great, the people from Earth move there, the people who were complaining about Mars and now they pretend they always supported Mars and now on Mars they complain that money isn't going to disadvantaged people instead of more space travel and colonisation, same as they used to do on Earth right now. And they will also bring their dumb social justice and infest Mars, ruining it.
singaporeans are stuck up cuntsused to have a singaporean roommate in uni
been watching that my 600-lb lifewonder how they manage to afford all that scran t get that massive, surely the disability dole doesn't pay that much in america?
>Sara Sharif suffered 25 unexplained fractures in multiple locations across her body, as well as an “extremely rare” neck injury that a radiologist had never seen before in a child, a court has heard.
>>203731189that roidmonkey destroyed his whole youtube career kek
adam on a fucking mad one
another day done with supermarket delivery toil. no freaks or weirdos or fitties, all just boring middle class people
this is bonkers
should be illegal to have a youtube channel if you have a regional british accent
>>203731217>A skeletal scan had revealed ten fractures to her spine, as well as ones to her right clavicle, left and right scapular, to her spine and ribs, elbow and hands.
posted it again award
>>203731209they're basedwe should learn from them when it comes to dealing with the criminal scum
dancing to my tune like the pied piper
>>203731209i often watch a singaporean vtuber
>>203731210junk food can be surprisingly cheap if you buy some random brand at the grocery store
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcq3xMCcGlI
>>203731209same with hong kongersevery chinaman from a tier 1 city is a pretentious asshole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsomnZWYXu8
fizzy vimto :D
>i often watch a singaporean vtuber
my bruddas don't dab we just vossy bop
you now remember reynhard sinaga
>>203731295yes we need an LKY-type figure to sort out this countrybut the freaks which come out of that country are repugnant>>203731327dont mind HKersbetter than mainlanders
… And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shackAnd you may find yourself in another part of the worldAnd you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobileAnd you may find yourself in a incel house, with a incel wifeAnd you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"… Letting the days go by, let the water hold me downLetting the days go by, water flowing undergroundInto the blue again, after the money's goneOnce in a lifetime, water flowing underground… And you may ask yourself, "How do I work this?"And you may ask yourself, "Where is that large automobile?"And you may tell yourself, "This is not my incel house"And you may tell yourself, "This is not my incel wife"… Letting the days go by, let the water hold me downLetting the days go by, water flowing undergroundInto the blue again, after the money's goneOnce in a lifetime, water flowing underground… Same as it ever was, same as it ever wasSame as it ever was, same as it ever wasSame as it ever was, same as it ever wasSame as it ever was, same as it ever was
>>203731319Send word far and wide.Of the last Queen of Caria, Rennala of the Full Moon.And the majesty of the night she conjureth.
how does /brit/ feel about Zack Snyder?
>>203731375I'd fuck her
>>203731368good song that
stew status: in the slow cooker
>>203731318these cunts are eating takeaways like 3 times a day at least though, probably more food in one day than i eat in 2 weeks
>>203731340
new>>203731358>>203731358>>203731358
>>203730456good luck lad
>>203731391his films can be visually interesting but a few are downright terrible and in interviews he comes across as a bit of a duncebut got nothing against him, no strong feelings