71 days left of /gf2024/ edition
MUMBERG watched 4/7 eps of Baby Reindeer but she can't stomach watching the final 3 episodes because she's been so horrified by the gay rape scene.I promised her there was no more gay rape but she's having none of it.bloody woman can't handle a bit of gay rape
>>203733635I like this. I like the watermark.
>>203733570love this type of gf
'Everyone flew through the air': Survivors describe Israeli strike on Beirut that killed 18
2 years of depression stole his body.
>get notification that I have a (You) in the last thread>open thread>no (You)...?maybe a deleted post I guess
>>203733623mums just don't have the stomach for it. tried to get my mum to watch whiplash and she absolutely hated it because "the guy is being too mean and I don't like it >:( "I get that it's a different generation and all, but I don't get how you get to your 60s without being desensitised enough to be able to watch a pretend teacher get pretend angry at a pretend student.
sometimes get the urge to tell particular spammers and schizos to kill themselves, but I never do because I realise such a statement would be mutually spiritually harmful
Aston Villa about to win the Champions League
Mad how I haven't had an English friend since primary school
>>203733689https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2Zp9Se2WdQ
>>203733736kys youself
>>203733770well that's a horrible thing to say now isn't it?
>>203733705looooool
King Creosote & Jon Hopkins made a beautiful album called Diamond Mine you should listen to ithttps://youtu.be/LGrtulRKBk0
Only had one meeting and it sent me into an autistic rage.All the heads of departments sat around talking. Just talking about what it is their departments are doing. No plans for improvement, no discussing issues, literally just everyone sat around explaining that they’re doing their jobs properly.Hated every second of it and made me want to scream at them all for being useless time wasting low IQ pricks
Gf off to some festival whats she like
>>203733776>>203733770STTTOOOOPPPP FIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHTTTTIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
spent some time showing my mum most of the pictures and videos on facebook are AI She did not care
>>203733721To be fair they weren't watching Dagestan beheading videos at the age of 12 like most of us
>>203733776im too cool to care
going to spend my last $1200 on here since I need $2300 for rent, car insurance, car payment and food.Who do I bet on lads? I made $500 from madrid win today
>>203733721ayehad a history teacher quit breaking bad after that girl choked on her vomitthey're so SOFT
>>203726395
imagine if you had the power to permanently ban people from the internet, biometricallythey could never go online again, someone else would have to do it on their behalf
>>203733705What started it?
>>203733848M&S and Next
>>203733860Ricky Gervais is quite sexy isn't heReckon if I were a woman I'd wank over him
>>203733835Good that shes thrifty and keeps clothes
>>203733845ask me who you're thinking of betting on and I will tell you if it's a good idea using ancient chinese texts
had a good evening playing sports
>>203733848Tk maxx. Charles tywhitt, Hackett and ted baker. Landsend if im feeling cheap
there is no curse worse that being an ugly male, i am utterly hideous, like the hunchback of notredame
>>203733790cheers mategoing to pop that on whilst I do the dishes
>>203733794HAMASED
>>203733772Genuinely alright with this
>>203733834I suppose so, but even then it's not like violence in tv, film, literature, music, theatre is a new thing at all. You just actively have to consume virtually no new media from the age of 15 to end up like that - I reckon. Funnily enough, she handled Breaking Bad pretty good and even thought the first few seasons were a comedy.
>>203733932I mean being an ugly female is probably worse since they require more social interaction
the rainforests of australia...home
>>203733979wrongidiotfucking idiot
Oh yes daddy gimme that fluoride!
>>203733932Luckily you fit right in being english
>>203733988I accept your concession
>>203734005Let's see you then
>>203733988he's not wrong thougheasier to be an ugly male because they don't "need" to be good looking to be desirableugly women are undesirable even if they're rich and educated
yanks are the only bastards who will go to another country's general just to insult them
>>203733980Imagine the spiders...
>>203734023
women on bumble stopped putting their degrees in their profiles
>>203733905celtic or leipzig. I was gonna do young boys but they're bad
>>203734050Where'd you find that picture of me
>>203734045I'm actually not a yank.
>>203733979>>203734040the ugliest women has a higher SMV than 99.9% of chads
*nasal incel voice*the ugliest women has a higher SMV than 99.9% of chads
Has a girl ever asked you out?
>>203734085i actually believe you, and i will not ask you to elaborate
>>203734114a girl has never even spoken to me before
>>203733932quasimodo predicated all of this
Fuck off back to /cum/
could go for a bath
me in a meeting
>>203733932proof
>Gang member jailed for kidnap and torture released by Labour>Isaac Donkoh – a gang member and drill music artist also known as Young Dizz – was imprisoned in 2019 after enlisting four boys under the age of 18 to attack another 16 year old boy. In a chilling series of events, some of which were filmed by Donkoh, the victim was threatened with a machete, was told Donkoh would ‘cut him up’ and had the inmate attempt to pour boiling water over the boy’s head. >under Sir Keir Starmer’s Labour lot’s new rules, eligible prisoners are being released on licence after serving 40 per cent of their sentence in prison> Justice Secretary Shabana Mahmood They are freeing up space to imprison YOU for posting memes.This motherfucker is black as night. What ethnicity is that?
>>203734114No, they rarely ever do that, I've gotten hints from them to ask them
the gf and i
>>203734188>ethnicity is that?Londoner
>>203734188his facial hair almost harkens back to the brits of old
Kek
>>203734200
Tipping point is better than the chase
>>203734188It's been an early Christmas over on r/ukdrill today thank you Sir Mandem Releaser
*burning in hell*AAAAAAH I SHOULDA NEVER PIRATED THOSE NINTENDO GAMES AAAAAAH IT BURNS AAAAAAH
>>203734071I Ching says go with YB.
Does Jeffrey Nippard have a girlfriend and if so is she white?
>>203734268is google broken?
>>203734254https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE0BgpVJl8Q
>>203734267its risky but higher payout/// ill think about it, I just need to double my money
>Trump Was Enraged by Funeral Cost for 'F--king Mexican' U.S. Soldier: Report
>Study of thousands of Fin users over 20 years finds no evidence of Fin induced sexual dysfunctionhttps://doi.org/10.1136/bmj.i4823we cant stop winning Finasteride bros..
hmm yes sports betting will get me more money
Geese on their holidays recently
Might watch Dark Knight Rises again. I need to see if was as ridiculous as I remember
>>203734308would you take fin if it also made you grow a shark fin out of your back
>>203734327me standing in London in October 1940 looking at the sky
What's your stomach circumference, lads?
>>203733772could be worse
>>203734350What answer would turn you on the most?
>>203734347Honk honk
if i ever became a fat guy i think i'd like to do stock photos
Mate just messaged everyone in the group chat saying he loves them and he's sorryUh oh
>>203734335Really bizarre film isn't it, it basically has no logical plot and just hits all the beats of the most normal superhero film with no actual logic of why
>>203734377
>>203734235wow what a disgusting place. babbling some incomprehensible lingo. what are you doing there my man?
>>203734395Fuck sake it's on me I suppose
black men make them feel good, make them feel right
dancehall
divorcing my wife because she won't let me name our first born son Æthelstan
>>203734339yes
>>203734399He's probably Irish diaspora and that's why he spends time on r/ukdrill
>>203734432Imagine the smell in there
>>203734377Don't believe you. Actually I kind of do. 4channers are more likely to be in some troony discord than an actual lad's chat group like myself.
never heard about this UK drill shit before. holy shit. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_of_Chris_Kabawhat an absolute fucking vermin. thank god firearms are illegal in the UK. it would be worse than here.
>>203734438Awfulstain
She calls him handsome. Can you believe it?
>>203734489you're rattled mate
that officer that killed chris kaba will be taken care of by the goons in prison mmhmm…..
>>203734489
Traveler and local at a British cemetery
>>203734377hit him with a 'blog on'
>>203734377You of course said nothing to him because you're a coward. Give your mum a lovely early Christmas present and hang yourself, her seeing your cold corpse tomorrow will brighten up her life.
tiny cocked american plumbers attending jobs in shartsville, la poopacaca.
which castles would you recommend seeing to someone traveling around britain?
Lucknow, India
>>203734564Edinburgh comes to mind
>>203734564Bamburgh
_30.1.je_
oh tell me why,does rorke build castles in the sky?
how'd you like to be buried in india
might get this look
Need a in her 30s gf
>>203734613Bet his mum is Irish diaspora
this fellow was called 'hindoo stuart'
wish /biz/ would talk about anything but crypto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-dJPoSlPfUit was definitely as ridiculous as I remember
SHAME IS A POORMOTIVATOR OF BETTERMENTA BETTER APPROACH WOULD BE TO ASSIST A PERSON TO BE A BETTER MAN BY HIGHLIGHTING AREAS FOR IMPROVEMENT AND TO PRESENT RESOURCES THAT YOU SEEM TO HAVE ON HAND THAT HAVE HELPED YOU BE THE PERSON YOU WANT TO BE THE CONSEQUENCE OF SHAME IS SPITE AND BY ANTAGONIZING EXCLUSIVELY, YOU ARE DEMANDING SPITE TO BE A PLATFORM TO THE KINDS OF PEOPLE THAT YOU SEE AS DISPOSSESSED OF MORALITY AND IGNORANT OF THE VERY IDEAS THAT YOU KNOW TO BE TRUETHE SPOONS IT TAKES TO YELL AT SOMEONE IS BARELY LESS THAN THE SPOONS IT TAKES TO LINK TO RESOURCES I ALSO CUM AND FART POOS.
>>203734656Go there and do that thenDon't return
sir queer barmer
located in central calcuttathe neighborhoods not what it used to be, reckon its a bit noisy
High af rn
>>203734726shut da fuck up
can't stop thinking about slags and tits
Coating an apple in molten lead and shoving it deep up my own arse.
>>203734377Reply with a bradley
why is everyone from Adelaide a cooked cunt
Bloke in a wheelchair. What’s that all about then.
>>203734805Legs don’t work
I started stretching my foreskin due to extreme phimosis its so bad i cant even get it to any point of the glans so basically im just standing with both my hands stretching my foreskin like some mongoloid . Ill probably never have sex but on the off chance i do i want avoid pain and want to get rid of 2 decades of cheese i cant believe nobody told me you were supposed to pull it back until i read it on 4chan. On top of everything its uncomfortable and makes me nauseous
>>203734791Prefer fanny raw myself.
>>203734350my trousers are about 30 inch waist - if that answers your question
>>203734820thought you were supposed to get steroid cream from the doctorsorts you out in a few months
>>203734846Twink bastard.
experiencing nasal drip
>*report*>*this post is off topic*>*fills out captcha*>*scrolls down*>*report*>*this post is off topic*>*fills out captcha*>*scrolls down*>*repeat this about 20 times*
>>203734871I’m not.
>>203734861Maybe. I started reading the phimosis subreddit for help and they said you can just stretch but they talk like ai bots over there so what do i know
I don't want to imagine how this guy grew up.He's got issues. Parents obviously didn't raise him right
They just revealed the new James Bond will be called "You're Never Born Once"
>>203734897well la-dee-da
Wish I could chew chain mail like gum
>>203734888>>*fills out captcha*what the hell is that
>Wealthy software engineer, his wife and children 'killed by son, 15,' at $2m home
vgh
donut steal pl0x
phimosis weirdos not making uncut people look good glad i never had that problem.. just pulled it and it was good
>>203734564Do you mean castle or “castle”?Wales has the best medieval castles Scotland and north England have the best “castles” built past the Middle Ages Note I am not an expert
>>203734955Who gets the inheritance
Considering doing stay-up-all-night-to-fix-sleep-schedule toil
>arranged an in-person meeting with five people almost two weeks ago>forgot to book a room to do it>literally every single room is bookedmad how difficult life is when you're thick
Do you mean castle or "homosexuality"?
>>203734564Arundel Castle, and Arundel in general is worth a visit.
>>203734564Elephant and castle
imagine your old man is a software dev>alright dad, you reckon we go kick the ball around a bit today?>no son, we're going to shop for ssds and then go to the comicon >son, what are you doing with the knife?>....son?
>>203734828just don't get sick x
Been up over a day on these new adhd meds and i keep seeing things and can't sleep this is torture
Conspicuous branding on clothing should be banned, along with those long puffer jackets.
>>203733570Super man is cringe
wish I was young again
>If you are a new user of 4chan (i.e., have never posted before), simply wait for 15 minutes before attempting to post. Click 'Get Captcha' then wait for the timer to count down. Consider browsing the board in another tab while you wait.fucking pisstakeI always use 4chan in incognitothe 60 second countdown was bad enough but now they expect me to wait 15 fucking minutes?
What the FUCK is happening?Feels like cheating
>>203735053Why do you use 4chan incognito?
>I always use 4chan in incognito
>>203735053Blame the ban evading VPN using spammers who spend every day of their lives going out of their way to wreck boards and generals.
>>203735011my dadberg is a software dev and never kicked the ball or taught me anything
If you can buy something on a 0% APR loan or pay for it outright immediately, which is better to do?
>>203735092ktim
Got Sessegnon but i will refrain from Son as he isn't suited to my style of football and it feels like cheating
>>203735083me on the left
>>203735083>mfw I haven’t seen a post get hatted in days. This is really gonna befuddle the newfags here 100 internets to you
>>203735007based Caitlin
>>203735056the game is total dogshit like thatif you want a realistic career mode you have to decide that yourself and only sign realistic playersi give myself max cash at the start so i can fix some of the dogshit transfers the cpu throws up every window but it takes me like 5 hours every window to do it all because sometimes the clubs don't accept swap deals with the player i'm trying to put back on their side until i buy players off them in the same positiontotal arseache. the game is really shit don;t know why i'm still addicted to career mode after 22 years playing it to be honest
>>203735076my gf uses this PC too
Big boy
I don't think members of the government should be going to other countries to actively campaign in their elections. Just doesn't seem like something we should be paying them to do when there is so much stuff at home that needs sorting.
>>2037351733DPD
pro evoltuion football
hey alexa find me videos of black men creampie white women
>>203735225quality australian post
>>203735225>>203735210>>203735173same poster
>>203735210LOOK BEHIND YOUUU
Why did 4chan get swamped with so many schizos/spammers
/brit/ is in it's worst state in recent memory
>>203735236ktim
>>203734779id like to look through that spotting scope in the background bet its expensive and good quality
>>203735283Should've unloaded the rest of the mags in his family
>>203735240
>>203735263>>203735257idk havent looked at the thread but adam posts here all day and had some dire melties this past few days
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1729642628601421.webm
>>203735257Think something about the format really appeals to schizos
>>203735257lockdown and failure of the nhs innit
>>2037353763DIMENSIONALPIGDISGUSTING
within hawk tuah talk tuahwithin hawk tuah talk tuahwithin hawk tuah talk tuah
>>203734985Do it in the atrium, buy everyone coffees
Genuinely don't understand how anyone above the age of 13 can find Harry Hill funny.
>>203735398likely because no one under 13 knows who the hell he is
>>203735398You think about 13 year olds a lot do you?
>>203735398shup ye twat
/brit/ celebrity guestCelebrity A-lister
>>203735376Would love to watch a video where everyone on that train rapes her
>>203735423harry styles
>>203735305brave african sailors rescue british racist shipwrecked on sentinel island
>>203735353but why so recently
>>203735398Harry making fun of that fat bird on Eastenders was peak comedy back in the 2000s.
>>203735434she does porn so maybe she'll do a scene like that one day
>>203735346one more for the gosling folder
>>203735283>651 comments>182 likesmad how twitter flipped from rorke to leftypol in such a short span of time
They REALLY tried to pull that shit on meGuess they need a new Rodri
>>203735458don't you dare call it 'one more' it's a 1600x1600 masterpiece is should be the crown jewel of your gosling folder
might hit my kneecaps with a hammer
>>203735465mong
>>203735475gonads too while youre at it
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1729642662700808.webmpresented without comment ...
>>203735472was talking about the link
>>203735483*pulls down your cargo shorts and starts fondling your testicles*your next >>203735490
Might get my bird to kick my balls up inside me
>>203735470why is he 83. more like 65
Pulling an all nighter to study for my Safeguarding exam
>>203734216>my ex is a grassChrist, I haven't heard that term since the Good Friday Agreement.
>>203735497ohgive us a rare one from your gosling folder fella x
>>203735444Making fun of fat people was very in vogue in 2000s UK
>>203735496
Need my bird to squeeze my bollocks in a nutcracker
>>203734216Sounds like a good lad
>>203735524very truehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1729643335793923.webm
>>203735549Guarantee the dads not around
>>203735516a synthesis
>>203735569
If anyone—and I mean fucking ANYONE—wants some, you can find us in Nottingham.Come get some.
>>203735581Leave the selfies on /soc/ next time
>>203735496bloody fucking nora
>Leave the selfies on /soc/ next time
>>203735548really wish fat shaming was still mainstream - everyone being fat, alcoholic retards has been devastating for society
>>203735588
oh dear its a 190 leftypol larp melty
the gayboy's armarda the catamite's pager
im so horny for sex
>>>/pol/485608117this is possibly the most retarded thread i've ever encountered
Pool's closed, Hamza.
>>203735496im not a chud but it should be illegal for women to be dressed like that in public
Got the Nettspend on the flatscreen
>im not a chud but
>>203735673but anon, she's not a woman, she's a 15 year old girl
mental how people think the sopranos is a deep study on the human condition that explores themes such as guilt and greed but is really just yankslop that's about eating pussy and cured meats
What are your thoughts on the 'spiritual but not religious' people?
>>203734626what's wrong with aja exactly
>>203735707*breathes heavily, prods my pasta with a fork 17 times* the fuck you mean?
>>203735718no better than atheists and other non-christiansthey can stand before the pearly gates and explain it to st peter himself
eating mediocre italian pizza
>what's wrong with aja exactly
Just seen a 17 year old who cut her legs up and wrote "landon please rape me" on her legsImagine fucking writing Landon unironicallyWhat a world Americans live in
Do girls in the UK still wear pantyhose outside of school
>>203735757
>>203735757Landon-esque post
>>203735757Nutcase
>>203735784state
Landon is a chad nameyou just dont like it because it looks like a retard misspelled London
>>203735784Utterly hysterical how fast they can get these printed out
wolves save ecosystems
>>203735794Who is "they" then, lad. Go on. Spit it out for us.
>>203735804Rather not say
>>203735794not really though is it
Do kids still believe in Santa?
thinking about the black live matters founders who used fundraiser money to buy huge fuck off homes in california
>>203735817they think hes black
>>203735817he's called father christmas
>>203735718common stance here amongst the youth, no one gives a shit about organised religion, we find spirituality in everything, much like romans or greeks who had a god/spirit/hero for everything
>>203735838They're actually two different things
>>203735794how slow is your printer lad
wish americans were more like australians regarding religion 1/5 people are catyank levels of deluded
>>203735855oh alright then
>>203735864got any whimsical anecdotes for us lad
>>203735804der jude
>>203735923Say it in English please.
whats a rowan tree like? i hear theyre often imbued with magical energy
>>203735938Another common name for them is 'Mountain Ash' which coincidentally is also another name for Eucalyptus.
>>203735864yeah gotta say it’s pretty good
>>203735952i thought ash trees were their own thing æ
hope your day’s been treating you well laddos
>>203735988Yeah that's the trouble with common names though, they can vary from region to region, and often refer to completely unrelated plants, like in this case.
>>203736001bout to have a massive wank
New>>203736026
