kitsune guuji editionprev >>203732090
Man the service elevator still smells like ass. Literal ass. Wtf are these guys doing in there man.
grim op image
>>203735307assin'
i've been trying to beat shadow raid solo on the hardest difficulty for like 4 straight hours, i did it but didn't get the nobunaga armor because i fucked up the end
>>203735297forgot image somehow
>>203735288MapChad, why have you forsaken me?
>>203735310What's wrong with cosplay babes? Are you a male homosexual?
>>203735323Is shadow raid and raid shadow legends the same thing
>>203735345the problem is that you consider *that* to be an ideal female form
>>203735317No it's fucking dis cos tan
Need a girl to do chel, Shantae and princess Jasmine cosplays for me
>>203735323If I had PD2 installed, I'd carry you through it.
>>203735380You need to touch grass, chief
>>203735393There is nothing about those characters that would indicate a lack of grass touching
>>203735410if you need a girl to cosplay for you, youre definitely not touching grass
can't stop listening to peso pluma bros
>>203735419The word need was for hyperbolic effect
>>203735356>ideal formyou're talking like a dragon ball villain, I just think she's a babe
>>203735430Yikes
>>203735439your dating life is for comedic effect
thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr9rMmMp3mY>>203735430this
>>203735446HE REPLIED TO THE WRONG POST HAHAHAHAHAHHHA EVERYONE LAUGH AT HIM
Visiting small town Quebec This place is fucked I just saw a white guy pick up an Uber eats order
Threw up in my trash can. That's so Raven
sorry to any illinois bros
Novel cartel solution: The Mexican government interrupts all broadcasts to make an emergency official announcement: Effective immediately, all cartel members and their family are excomulgado from all rights of personhood. Anyone can attack, sexually assault, or kill them with full legal immunity. This extends to immediate family only parents, siblings, wife, girlfriends, children, etc. Every confirmed kill pays $100,000 USD.Even after death, the rest of the family can still be hunted, raped, tortured, mutilated, killed, for fun or for profit. The only way to surrender and avoid all this is to turn themselves in to the DEA, or to commit suicide in a public forum, or somewhere the body will be quickly (and safely) discovered. But if they do not surrender/suicide and are killed instead, their mutilated corpse will be preserved and displayed as a permanent exhibit in a state-sponsored torture museum. This museum will be an international tourist attraction, guarded heavily by land and air. It will generate billions of USD a year for the Mexican economy.BONUS: Any cartel associates captured alive will be ritually sacrificed for a PAY-PER-VIEW audience and live in-person at the museum. Each event will generate billions of dollars. After the broadcast ends, carpet bombs are immediately dropped on all known areas of cartel activity. In the prisons, all cartel members are rounded up and executed. Every local TV station broadcasts the names and pictures of all cartel associates 24/7. Every Church has already had secret cameras installed clandestinely, knowing that the clergy will be the first to shelter these criminals. All priests caught sheltering cartel members will be crucified, and replaced by Aztec priests who ritually sacrifice cartel members.Mexico will finally be free.
Business idea a muzzle for leafposters
not reading a word
Kek
>>203735380i want to do asa mitaka cosplay
>>203735486I almost forgot about this song, but you reminded me of ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnIhRpIT7nc
>>203735512*invests*
>>203735463closing the thread now out of shame
>>203735288Superman is Ultra cringe
Women spread gossip, germs spread disease, I'm sorry, Donald, but you don't have the keys.
hey, you’re part of it
>>203735486this guy invented torturing bad guys
do you guys dare me to go ride my bike at 8 pm?
post the sexiest bitch
>>203735658Sure>>203735665*Posts Victoria justice*
Where's the anon who thinks peanut allergies are some sort of jewy scam because he didn't see that many cases on his tiny ass town that's not even on the map?
Bongiorno
>Where's the anon who
wheres the mexican who asks where anons are
>>203735665
Might apply for food stamps
thinking of live streaming on twitch. Restriction on monetizing it turns me off thoalbeit
>>203735721why does he keep getting darker
>>203735744hungry fella
>>203735744I did. If unemployment isnt going to give me the money I fully deserve, Im using the system
i found a gray hair it’s over
>>203735744i got them it's pretty easy
>>203735658riding a bike is dangerous and frankly un-american
Hungry Don't know what I want to eat
>>203735763i prefer this one
>>203735861I'd suggest food
takin ayahuasca with my boy in grosse point. i'll let you know once i've experienced ego death.
>>203735288Trans Miko flopped
dubs decide who I vote fornot a joke
have a canker sore in the corner of my cheek
>>203735907No
>>203735907drumph
>>203735876he can’t get any darker he’s kind of scary desu
>>203735907>>203735853
>>203735907Trump
>>203735908I thought the thumbnail was the cover of hungry caterpillar
YEAH that'll show you creepy moids!
>>203735907kek who's jill stein?
>>203735934stop posting troon fetish slop
>>203735940Russian backed left wing party
>>203735940Kooky green party who thinks Americans should be allowed to own anything that the military owns
>>203735940All the Muslims are allegedly voting for her
gilf energy ngl>>203735957how tf? she has the most jewish name on the roster
>>203735957Trump just got backed by a dem Muslim mayor
>>203735965She’s pro Palestine.
Trump was very impressed by Arnold Palmer's penis
>>203735907RFK
>>203735985t. tiny pecker
Eminem is endorsing Harris
>>203735907I used to think you guys only have 2 parties and 1 irrelevant party. But there are more that I've never heard of. What does peace and freedom party do?
>>203735773>>203735797>>203735805How? I do have a full-time job btw
>>203736015fuck would i know
>>203736015i just applied online, sent in a payslip to prove i was working, did a quick phone interview and that was it
>>203735907claudia
>>203736010gross + who cares
>>203735907Wipe your ass with the ballot then send it back.
>>203736052like those jokers on capitol hill do every single day?
>>203735907left lib
>>203735965finally found a pic of her as a young lady
>>203735907cum over your ballot then write 'i planted a bomb' on it.
>>203736080tattoo freaks are disgusting
>>203736082cute. 4 eyes is not bad either
>>203736024>>203736031You leaf fucker im gonna march up there and stomp on your foot real hard. I'm reading the application process rn
Apply for a job nigga
>>203736135fax (no printer)
>>203736082Jewish girls are so hot
>>203736161
>>203736161true
Need Chinese markets to crash already, my asshole can't handle the crabbing.
What's the fastest way to make $1,000?
>>203736237Sell something you own worth a 1000 dollars
>>203736237Donate plasma like 12 times in one week
>>203736237text me
>>203736237Scamming old people
>>203736237$500 on roulette
>>2037362373D print a bunch of meta junk like skulls for halloween crowd and sell them for 10$ a pop
>>203735871is that you?
>>203736237uberjeets for 200 hours straight
i think reparations for slavery is a good idea
>>203736250I have some old guitars and guitar stuff that I don't use anymore. I really just need to get a job.>>203736259Maybe I should start doing that. There's a place near me.
>>203735842My city has been declared a Gold-level "Bicycle Friendly Community" by the League of American Bicyclists
>>203736327>League of American Bicyclistsit's probably just one guy
>>203736306Let us know how donating goes and how much you get
>>203736237sell your ass in the hood
>>203736327>League of American Bicyclistsyo new lgbt group just dropped??
i think reparations for white indentured servitude is a good idea
>have to wait 900 seconds before making a postyep 4chan is fucking dead
If anyone deserves reparations it's the Natives for all of the ancestors killed and land we stole from them before we subsequently forgot about them
>>203736392you vill buy zhe pass
¡hola mis amiguitos!!!
>>203736392the sharty will continue its legacy
>>203736392works on my machine
New Yorker cartoon
Miren, quién lo pensaríaEl muchacho se fue p'arribaLe sobra la calidadDe varias la ha librado andando en la patrullaLas ganas de superarmePor las noches me perturbanSigo siendo el mismoSolo que cambié los planes y los medios zumbanY de repente nos vamos de rumbaPorque hoy se puede hacer lo que me gustaLos doble cara me caen en la puntaY lo peor del caso es que de esos abundanMe muero si tú no estásVéngase p'acá, mi nena mamáVéngase, márqueme a mi celularTe quiero acariciar y tu pelo rozarAsí nomás, compa Neton, pa que sepan, viejoY así suena la Doble P, viejilloJálese las greñasTodo le he aprendido al viejoBien firmes con su banderaProhibido decir su nombreDa la vuelta al mundo y en su jet despegaSiente el peligro y la Glock desenfundaNo digo el nombre por si se preguntanUn blunt de uva aquí me vo'a prenderDe varias la he librado andando en la patrullaMe muero si tú no estásVéngase p'acá, mi nena mamáLlámame, márqueme a mi celularTe quiero acariciar y tu pelo rozar
>>203736432i don't find poorfaggotry relatable.
>>203736400You think there are any of them still around with 0% white blood in them
¡hola amigxs, i'm sergio! i love fiestas and eat tacos!
any cute twinks in?
>>203736237Steal a bike and sell it on ebay. Or crack open amazon pack station. Only takes a screwdrivrer and minimal effort to crack them open...at least thats what i was told heh.
im a white nigga but i like puro pinche corridos
>>203736453only in the southwest
>>203735584superman needs to back the fuck to planet klingondirty fucking gaijin will never be american tell ya nani
staggering how many foreigners are in this country. not just messicans but every day lately i meet an italian or a slav. brazilians, chinese, french, africans, and israelis too
>planet klingon
bought a new vape it’s mango
I smell nice
>>203735907the orange man
i made some meat and then deglazed the pan with some diced pineapples, it's quite good
>>203735907you're voting more than once right?
Large bodies of water scare the shit out of me.
>>203736556i've seen a lot of russians/ukranians
Powerful image.
>>203736534Kinohttps://youtu.be/bHRBNRjWCXE?feature=shared
>>203735907Ye
>>203736534for me, it's
>>203736636just like my islanders
I need FEET in my MOUTH NOW!!!!!!!
Missed the shotgun in silent hill 3, I'm in for a world of hurt
>>203736646real
>>203736576i got something you can deglaze pal
>>203736646
>>203736646This
Gonna cry because I'm lonely
>>203736672
>>203736564i smell like lavender
>>203736683I can't help itI'm not meant to go through life without a partner
>>203736672let it out buddy you’ll feel better after
let it out davey
God did create Eve so Adam wouldn't be lonely
it's adam and eve not adam and steve
science says its adam and steve
>>203736719men and women need each other and the sooner the war of the sexes shit slinging online stops the closer we come to real peace and harmony we are all brothers and sisters
cognitive behavioral therapy? more like cock and ball the rapey uwu
>>203736683you really love to post this
i'm a great background character in the MC's life. the way i walked past on the sidewalk during their morning routine was oscar-worthy
>>203736719>men can't give birth baka>eve was made with Adam's ribSo not only is Adam and Eve incest but also selfcest because she's essentially a female clone of Adam. Nice religion christkeks.
>>203736762profound powerful
>>203736764I have other crying anime girls if youd like
truly depressing to think that i will never be qualified for a job that isn't done by high schoolers on summer break or people affected by down syndrome
in season 8 of desperate housewives i swore up and down that i wouldn't return to the set until they FIRED that slimy production assistant meredith. bitch.
i need a job ngl
im back
>>203736814'
gonna save up cum
brutha from anotha muthabecause my parents divorced when i was 6
>>203736889for me?
>>203736897no its for me. i want to have the best orgasm ever
i only got 6 (you)s so farcmon guys
>>203736845i need to be a NEET let's trade places
2 many tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2Zp9Se2WdQ
wearing dark blue corduroy levi 511s from 1997
crab kino is on sale wonder if i can convince momberg to buy it for me
>souls-likeinto the garbage it goes
What's the most you guys have ever driven for work? There's a warehouse job near me and it pays $23/hr but it's 30mins and 30 miles out.
they baked a baby in an oven...
>>203736988>needing your mom to buy you thingsjasonesque
>>203736998filtered
>>203737011jason sounds like a cool guy
>>203737036shut up, Jason
>>203737016whatever you say lil bro
>>203737049i thought jason didnt poster here anymore
>>203737000i now work for home but years ago I used the bus
>>203737002
>>203737066you are the lil bro here cant handle souls like games
>>203736400They should get land as reparations. Unlike with cash reparations, it's doesn't feel like their tax dollars are being taken from them to give free money to others. It's more abstract, it's just one government giving its land to another government inside the same country. It would barely appear in the national news cycle.
im bored of my games collection i need something new
just made about 15 servings of the worst pasta i've ever had in my life
>>203737077I have a car, it just seem like a long way to go. I'm worried I might be late or way too early just because of variations in traffic.
>>203737125give it to your dog
souls game are fucking boring its just roll, attack attack, roll, attack attack, repeat
>>203737128My job was only 5 minutes away from me and i was almost always late
>>203737124kirby
>>203737145https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiTZtwvfrAM
want to play board games with friends but I don't have friends :(
>souls game are fucking boring its just roll, attack attack, roll, attack attack, repeat
want to play payday but it's late and i should be going to sleep
>>203737162Why dont we set up a monopoly game on friday or saturday night
>>203737170souls is reddit
literally played demon souls and dark souls 1 and 2 when they released but you keep slopping that cock lil bro you're sooo good at games.
>>203737146Well that's because you have bad time management. 5 minutes early is on time,
>>203737183>>203737185oh damn we got an oldfag over here he played demons souls!!11!!!1
>>203737173why? you've got nothing to do tomorrow
>>203737162get tabletop simulator and play board games with /cum/
>>203737156i dont own a nintendo system and my sister wont share her switch with me
israel is comitting genocide
>>203737196you're just the kind of person who buys into nu souls-slop. your posts tell me all i have to know.
souls games are like alcohol no one likes it you just get peer pressured into liking it
>>203737211i've been playing souls games since 2013
"souls games are like alcohol no one likes it you just get peer pressured into liking it"
I am currently playing Risen 2 because i enjoy the pirate setting.
>>203737223and since you haven't grown out of them by now the brain atrophy has reached an irreparable stage
>he doesnt have a switch, wii or n64
>>203737238hello bavarian anon
Jesus Christ is my lord and saviour
>>203737238looks like crap play asscreed black flag instead
im a young man of 36
there is an angry crowd outside my house and I don't know why
>>203737209emulator
Never got why the souls games have such terrible immersion. Small things like how the enemies keep swinging at you after you've died make it so obvious that I'm not actually playing as a medieval knight or sorcerer im just clicking buttons angrily
I bought elden ring a while ago, but I've never played any game like that before
god i wish i was amish
>>203737245pray for me
>>203737256ok grandpat. 34 year old zoomoid
>>203737260im afraid of getting a virus
>>203737125i saw that tweet
Took too much tincture
>>203737000My two longest one way drives were38 miles and 20 miles. The 20 mile one took the longest because of traffic, and it was just as time consuming or worse to take the 12 mile route. But ideally I wouldn't want to do more than 15
>>203737243Still not bavarian anon.>>203737250I know it looks like crap, but its still good fun. Played through Black Flag like 5 times already.
>>203737278delete this
>>203737265Ok, I will pray for you
Personally... Not a fan of niggers.
>>203737292i hate them
>>203737000Back in uni I had an hour-long commute to get to uni. But now that I've experienced the joy of of having a 10-minute commute to work as well as the joy of working from home, I could never tolerate anything more than 20 minutes probably. Even 20 minutes would be a stretch tee bee aych.
>>203737292you dont even have to deal with them in canada
>>203737281of course you are.
>>203737281Did you get all the achievements
when you drink the water from the hose
>>203737295I'd say the peak for me was a 5 minute walk to work. It allowed me to take the best paying earliest shift. Every morning I would walk through the park and then be back home in the early afternoon. It was a very lovely winter.
I'm starting to warm up to the multiple muslim wives thing. The other ones are like insurance. If they try to fuck up your life and take your money and kids the rest of them will come after her.
>>203737292
>>203737313Nö>>203737318Its a pirated (heh) version, so no achievements for me.
i never liked when people say old men look like lesbians
>>203737309there's a few kickin around
>>203737292>niggersEW!
>>203737280>>203737295Did it ever make you late? I've never had to drive that far in a timely manner before.
>>203737277ngmi
>>203737335>piratedYikes especially coming from a first world euro
>>203736938good night broi need to stop doomscrolling too
cant wait for the new cod
>>203737352>paying for slopIt's the pirate life for me. Yohoho and a bottle of rum.
i should just start saying things
>>203737361- an overgrown child
>>203737352Bought the game back in the days for my xbox360, will definetely not pay for it again for the pc version.
>>203737366You should say less.
>>203737333Hear me out. Multiple wives but they aren't muslims.
>>203737387less
about to commit a war crime on the ol' porcelain bowl
>>203737366i do this all the timewhenever i post it's just whatever is in my brain at the time heres an examplemy skin is dry so im about to moisturize i also did a deep scrub and exfoliated so once i moisturize im gonna glow
>>203737393What are they?
>>203737335yes
Saying the n word get me immediately b& for 3 days yet I see ppl saying all the time here what gives? How do you avoid ban?
>>203737323gonna try this tomorrow
>>203737397i'll do thisall that talk about skincare is making me think you're a faggot
>>203737422>He doesn't know
>>203737422>he doesn't knowgrim
>>203737425nuh uh
>>203737422you gotta say it at the right moment dumb nigger
>>203737422they run downstairs past their poor mothers in the kitchen to reset their router
>>203737376i didnt even know it released for the ps3 and 360
why is there a german here? doid he fall out of his nest??? somebody put the berman back in his nest so his people know where to find him
>>203737447i really like this post
>>203735288ThinkPad is banned again just for making a loopy plush thread. I'll be sure to add in you're country next time
>>203737447he is welcome here fuck you
>>203737422you were using it in vain
>>203737458no he isn't fuck off
>>203737455i look like that
>>203737463yes he is suck my cock
I feel like we're in the end times
>>203737467no he isn't
>>203737464this is us we are blue footed boobies
you guys gotta get female friends I'm telling you right now
>>203737348For the 38 mile one I was never late and it was my favorite drive to work ever. The 20 mile one was super fucking shitty, and I was late at least twice a week. I think I had to leave for work at least an hour and 30min before I had to be there.
>>203737482i dont think i could control myself from developing feelings for her unless shes ugly
hello
>>203737476me on the right, you on the left
>>203737446Got released on all major platforms back in 2013.>>203737447/deutsch/ is dead at this time of the day
>>203737491get yourself a better constitution
>>203737468they've been saying that since the fall of rome
>>203737473cope and seethe. i officially welcome him here
>>203737497guten tag here he is >>203737499 please place him back in his nest
>>203737506>>203737506>>203737506>>203737498that's exactly what i was thinking you get it
>>203737499Black Flag was the first game i played on the ps4
>>203737499good, I hate Germans you should all suffer. I hope my grandfather was one of those guys in WWI that fucked with your grandfathers by slipping live grenades into their tunics.
>>203737482I do have female friends thoughever
>>203737510no I think I'll stay here too for a while
>>203737518my WWII grandfather was fucked, seriously he got fucked up by that war. absolutely hated italians and germans.
>>203737551based
>>203737518>>203737551my grandfathers fought for italy and then moved here lol
>>203737631fought? what do you mean he probably surrendered at the first sight of an allied solider
>>203737732they weren't involved in any combat
