first for cum con sex

i really can't take this shit no more man

>>203738751
what happened?

>>203738754
by a rare misfortune i was born into this scurvy and disastrous world and i am too cowardly to excuse myself from it

>>203738739
Oh based i love monica for me its archie, my ex had a rad summer one where he had sunglasses and a floaty tube and i fucking wish i stole it from her

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>>203738795

>>203738748
chicken in the background
>>203738785
not really a rare misfortune since everyone on the planet is born against their will same as you but i hope things get better for you regardless

>>203738795
Be careful, some anons in this general actually want to die

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>>203738723
I love Mexican girls

[Coro: Yandel & Wisin]
Tienes un cuerpo brutal
Woh, oh, oh (Eh, eh; "el dúo dinámico")
Que todo hombre desearía tocar
Woh, oh, oh (Hah; eh-eh)
Sexy movimiento, oh, oh, oh (¡Suelta!; eh-eh)
Y tu perfume combina'o con el viento
Qué rico huele (Eh-eh; Ajá)
Tienes un cuerpo brutal
Woh, oh, oh (Eh-eh; tú sabes)
Que todo hombre desearía tocar
Woh, oh, oh (Eh, eh)
Sexy movimiento, oh, oh, oh (Eh-eh)
Y tu perfume combina'o con el viento
Qué rico huele (Te estoy mirando hace rato y)

[Verso 1: Wisin]
Mami, te noto mohosa (Hah)
Y tú eres otra cosa (Hah)
Préndete y ponte rabiosa (Ajá)
Y sin pensarlo, me acosa (¡Duro!)
El momento se goza
De rosa, todo una diosa (Hah)
Qué poderosa
Cenicienta, mata con la vestimenta (Hah)
Echa pimienta, y sé mi sirvienta (Hah)
Representa, usa las herramientas
Y enseguida me tienta con un beso de menta (¡Yandel!)
See upcoming pop shows
Get tickets for your favorite artists
You might also like
7 Minute Drill
J. Cole
BODYGUARD
Beyoncé
BACK TO ME
¥$, Kanye West & Ty Dolla $ign
[Coro: Yandel & Wisin]
Tienes un cuerpo brutal
Woh, oh, oh (¿Estás entendiendo, verdad?)
Que todo hombre desearía tocar
Woh, oh, oh (Hah)
Sexy movimiento, oh, oh, oh (¡Suelta!)
Y tu perfume combina'o con el viento
Qué rico huele (Oye, chula, sabes que; eh-eh)

[Refrán: Yandel & Wisin]
Me desespero (Tú lo sabes, oye, bebé)
Quisiera sentir tu cuerpo, eh, eh (Tra, tra, tra, tra)
Es el momento (Eh-eh; ajá; eh, eh, eh)
De venir a mí
No pierdas más tiempo, eh, eh (Tú sabes ya; ey, ey, frontúa)

men work because of women

that’s me inside your head

hues >>>/out/

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>>203738795
two is better than one

Im simping

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>>203738790
he looks very cute
it has come to my attention that a barn owl squishmallow is available so i'm gonna be buying this now

>>203738836
Now imagine a horde of Brazilian BVLLS arriving in Mexico

reading the bible, the book of Luke is comfy.

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>>203738882

Germans out

>>203738888
>book of job
Fucking no one in this unemployed general reading that shit

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>>203738901
I did

IN church, no less

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>>203738836
>reddit

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just watched the 4th episode of columbo. i really like the show but god damn the episodes are long.

>>203738910
You didn't get the joke anon, you see job and job are spelled the same

>>203738888
yeah book of Job is a strange one, i remember reading it back in college and was a bit torn on how to interpet it. my favorites are Ecclesiastes and Psalms.

>>203738910
have you ever jerked it in church before

>>203738930
Luke is my favorite

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only thing i read is 4chan posts and only the short ones

thinking i'll ghost this girl even though i told her i wouldn't and she's perfectly nice. i'm just a schizoid freak and not to be trusted

>>203738936
stfu schizojeet

>>203738936
No but my friend and his fwb used to go fuck in the church bathrooms while we were downtown playing pokemon go

>>203738921
columbos on the tv downstairs right now
one of my comfort shows
>>203738955
ghosting people is rude and shouldn't be socially acceptable

i cant breathe

>>203738946
I'm enjoying it so far, on chapter 15. I believe that some of these parables are repeated in other parts of the bible but i dont mind hearing them again.

>>203738964
Every church I've ever been in for boy scouts smelled like graham crackers

>>203738972
blud thinks he's george floyd

>>203738899
Don't come in our thread, then we will not visit yours! Deal?

>>203738976
>I believe that some of these parables are repeated in other parts of the bible
Yes, there are studies done on all 4 books to better understand their nature as well as their origins https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synoptic_Gospels

>blud
stfu, nigga, you are white

>>203738955
Please dont do this its evil

>>203738991
me and who

>>203738990
ah, it must've been the book of Matthew where I've heard them. read it last year and havent touched a bible since until right now. wish i had cause it's always nice.

>>203739011
Some Japanese guy. Because if this isn't a picture of a couple of Japanese pets I'll eat my hat

>>203739032
how do you figure

>>203738991
i wish i was a cat on an ipad with another cat fuck my baka ass human life -_-

>>203739039
The tiny couch is a dead give away in my eyes. It's impractical, worthless. but great attention was paid to its detail. Floor length white curtains are a staple of Japanese apartments, much like the ones we see in the background

Has anyone studied if there's a connection between autistic people and things like being a fujo or liking slashfiction?

>>203739039
>>203739079
I reverse image searched it and it's actually south Korea. Pretty close but I was wrong

>>203739029
I like Luke cause the exorcisms are described in detail as opposed to the other books.

>>203739079
you have a very keen eye i agree with you now you won me over
>>203739052
cute

Need autistix yumejo gf

Idiocracy...it wasnt supposed to be a documentery...

>>203738921
Dad used to watch reruns of them after supper, and Mom would go on the computer during it.

sharkbros..

Is it safe for me to smoke weed now that it's been 13 hours since I took Vyvanse?

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I don't know why I find hl1 sfx edits so fucking funny but I do

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toshio saeki is based

>>203739114
Idiocracy is actually too hopeful. It's not going to take 500 years for things to get really bad. We'll be on our death beads, and watching society collapse faster and faster.

>>203738972
Lol

>>203739135
I think you'd have a hard time finding a worse place to ask for medical advice

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>>203739145
What year is it? People have been saying this since humans began to coexist within societies

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>>203738874
Based fuck my wife pls

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>>203739141

The world wont collapse itll just be all asian, with african slaves

>>203739164
You do realize that society has had multiple collapses, right?
Also no one's had the scientific data showing that we're getting 1.5 IQ points stupider every 10 years.

>>203739181
>stupider
Look at this dude!

>>203739180
Sounds like a collapse to me.

>>203739128
he is very cute i look like that kind of im not that chubby though but i do that
>>203739135
if vyvanse is anything like adderall, you'll be totally fine anon

>>203739181
Thats probably just because of demographic changes.
The ways we've gotten stupider have been that our vocabularies have shrank and we've lost the ability to write and read long complicated letters and essays.
Those things wouldnt even show up on an IQ test which is essentially just pattern recognition

>>203739189
>no argument
>goes for pointless grammar nazi shit
You're certainly more stupid than I am.

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>>203739171
>0 matches

I'm wasting my life

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America is completely doomed, isn't it?
We're either going to turn into a dictatorship or turn into a dictatorship

>>203739200
It's all markers of intelligence, from colour differentiation, to reaction time, number of new inventions, etc.

>>203739215
You're overdosing on the Kool aid

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air finally feels cooler and the days are no longer 95 degrees

>>203739238
the west has fallen

>>203739181
So? Collapses on the scale you people believe is coming were from globally catastrophic phenomenon, and still extremely rare historically

>>203739220
>colour differentiation
>reaction time
Not intelligence
>number of new inventions
This is much trickier. I cant speak for every field, but in my niche of engineering, the lack of new inventions is absolutely not because of shrinking IQ. The smartest europeans and americans in the world are still dedicating their lives to studying and understanding whats possible, we've just hit the limit of natural resources
Its like how there are still genius physicists running around (i dont mean string theorists i mean regular physics) but we've just hit an insurmountable barrier where it would take trillions of dollars to build an instrument capable of exploring what hasnt been explored yet

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this is me
when you reply to me online this is who you're messaging

>>203739238
ITS STILL IN THE FUCKING LOW 70'S AND IT REFUSES TO RAIN

man wasn't meant to be exposed to so many bussin femboys
they used to be lucky if they saw three their entire life

Im mad at her

>>203739261
We need AI to invent the machines that will power the future

>>203739265
been raining here almost everyday the only benefit of living in florida

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>>203739264
you should slow down on the bananas
anyway this is me

>>203739261
>trillions
We'd "only" need a few billion for a larger particle accelerator. If I were rich I'd fund it

>>203739271
yah because youre in the gulf right by the equator

Oregon and washington(and BC right now) are hogging the jetstream

>>203739269
Not spin talking about my last gf
Im angry she could be so childish and think shes the victim

>>203739285
no idea what any of those words mean

>>203739220
>number of new inventions
This is kind of a poor one. As things become increasingly complex, invention becomes much more of a group effort. There's no one person on this planet that knows how to build a quantum computer, what architecture to use, how to program it and how to manufacture the components economically, for instance.

>>203739264
this is why I don't do fan meetups
>>203739271
I haven't had rain since milton flew by. But then there are times where it downpours like crazy and the other half of the town doesnt get shit

>>203739248
And yet we're matching towards one. The exact same pattern as the Roman Empire had. Where the elites(smart people) refused to have enough children.
>>203739261
>Not intelligence
Markers of.
>>203739261
>This is much trickier
Not really.
>The smartest
And there's less and less of them. Not zero. You didn't understand what I said. We're not on our death beds yet.
I think I understand what Nietzsche was talking about in the Parable of a Madman. The light hasn't travelled far enough for you yet.
>we've just hit the limit of natural resources
lmao, not even close. Your government scoops up all sorts of inventions and patents(The Invention Secrecy Act of 1951).

>>203739298
And yet all of them know quantum computing is a bust and will never solve an NP-hard problem because it's too difficult to make a majorana zero mode

>>203739285
We deserve it more than you do

>>203739298
>This is kind of a poor one
Not really. You're below midwit levels, so you won't be inventing anything. Things don't have to get exponentially more complex to create new inventions.

>>203739325
>Things don't have to get exponentially more complex to create new inventions.
Yes they do

>>203739291
people with a victim complex are impossible to deal with so i don't blame you for being frustrated

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>>203739322
silence, pipsqueak

>>203739311
That wasn't what caused it you midwit. It wasn't even one of the biggest contributing factors

Here's a question:
Is Bigfoot real?

>>203739311
You dont have to be so snotty dude. The decrease in new inventions is not a sign of society's decreasing intelligence because intelligence is the least important ingredient in an invention.

>>203739332
It was always someone elses fault until it was my turn to be the problem
Idk why i didnt see it sooner

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this is also me

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this is me

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>>203739325
Behold, my new invention. You've inspired me

>>203739376
Are you a kween

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which would you prefer to be stabbed in the liver or hit in the skull with a hammer?

>>203739354
well i'm sure it's good for your mental to be away from all that stress, at the very least
>>203739360
i kind of want some funyuns now

>>203739354
Tbf that's basically all women. Though many of them grow out of that eventually

>>203739375
why is this crow so fabulous
>>203739376
what the hell

>>203739128
Reminds me of the Indian vs Rat webm

>>203739331
>Yes they do
No they don't. New inventions can be lateral directions, not up.
>>203739343
It's absolutely one of the contributing factors, it's just way under-talked about.
>>203739353
>intelligence is the least important ingredient in an invention.
Not really, more geniuses means more inventions. Less geniuses means less inventions.

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>>203739203
Alana Flores she's a streamer. Also tiny happy coom

>>203739404
I'm not sure those compact .22lr derringers are even worth it. Realistically by the time it's ready to go, the threat has passed or you have. And with only 2 shots of .22 to your name, you had better have impeccable shot placement

Come put together all five pieces of the puzzle.
https://jiggie.fun/IH71qt

>>203739383
no you idiot, Im being buffetted by the buttocks of the kweens

>>203739458
This is too hard to do on my phone, sorry.
t. Caleb

>>203739456
I think they are more intended to try to scare the mugger.

>>203739426
A society can very easily have more geniuses and fewer inventions.
Nature is not infinite, we can easily use up practically all that nature has to offer, in fact thats what we've done
Imagine if air was 0.1kg/m^3 instead of 1.225. I havent done the calculation, but Im pretty sure that would mean that it would be impossible to build an airplane out of any of the materials available on earth.

A more relevant example is that there exist no materials on earth that superconduct at room temperature. It required human genius to discover superconductivity, but its not humans' fault that none of the chemical compounds that exist have that specific property. Nature doesnt care about our needs

>>203739499
>A society can very easily have more geniuses and fewer inventions.
Only if it's oppressive.
>we can easily use up practically all that nature has to offer
We haven't even gotten close.

duolingo sucks ass

>>203739458
Ngl it's hard to play on mobile

>>203739539
I only like it as a game to use when I'm in the bathroom.

>>203739534
>only if it's oppressive
No? You have a very rigid mindset owing to the fact that you wish it to be true. But that doesn't make it so

just had a fit of sneezes

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hate being a retard

>>203739568
Just sneezed once

>>203739561
>No?
Yes. If you don't live in an oppressive government, then geniuses will flourish in whatever field they work in. It's literally the entire reason for the Industrial Revolution. We hit a critical mass of geniuses, that they were in all fields, at the same time.

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>>203739534
Fair enough

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My dog is like this

played some splatoon 3 tonight

>>203739539
I can’t understand Japanese convos for shit, but I semi-casually read through a grammar book and skipped through a fuck ton of the duolingo course. They just want you to pay to use the app forever, especially since they stopped doing article translations

>>203739591
There was no guarantee that the steam engine would work. It did work, but theres still no guarantee that there will be a steam engine of 2040.

Disruptive technologies rely on Nature's offerings, which are not infinite

>>203739591
Lmao ok retard

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Do you guys know which one the MBT is?

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I don't care about sex anymore. I am free.

it's always the fat chicks that don't say hi back when I greet them at work
so stuck up, so round

>>203739616
Didn't say disruptive technologies. Lots of inventions are just better ways of doing existing things. Just because we invented one method of pasteurization, doesn't mean that all the other ways since aren't also considered new inventions, just because we call it a different phrase.
>>203739617
I accept your concession.

I care less about sex and more about having a gf
unless she's fat

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HOLY SHIT
LANA IS FIXED
THIS IS BETTER THAN WHEN THEY KILLED BIN LADEN

more like Lana del taco

>>203739650
What happened? *Pats your head*

I went to chipotle today and there was a boomer with a maga hat staring me down hardcore in the corner

tf did I do nigga

>>203739679
he grew up

>>203739656
A concession would be
>I concede your point
But you can't even make one, just state opinions as facts. You'll win every argument you involve yourself in as long as you just make up the rules as you go

>>203739635
I only used panzers in wot

>>203739656
Yeah but im a 25 year old chud making 36k a year eating seasoned rice from a tupperware for dinner. I dont care if we invent a new kind of synthetic cage free egg milk. I want nuclear fusion and supersymmetric particles and topological quantum computers, so that we can build dyson spheres and ringworlds in other solar systems

>>203739666
Now she’s gonna bitch about how people treat her differently because she’s not a whale anymore

>>203739666
left is hotter

>>203739701
Keep seething, the conversation goes where it goes from the other anon's replies. If you can't handle that, then tfb.
>>203739723
You're not going to see any of those in our lifetime. So it's a problem with what you want to recognize as an invention.

strongly considering getting wingstop tomorrow

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goodnight and sweet dreams

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>>203739738

>>203739747
last time i ate wingstop, my tummy went nuts

strongly considering making cheeseburger tomorrow

>>203739666
She's nearly 40 y/o. Someone should get her preggers before she becomes infertile.

>>203739747
too expensive

strongly considering getting a $5 meal from mcdonalds tomorrow

>>203739703
I didn't play much of wot

>>203739743
As recently as 1999, people were at least cautiously optimistic that we might build a NP-hard problem-solving quantum computer, a fusion reactor, and supersymmetry detector.

Its only very recently that weve realized those things are lifetimes away and that scientists who started working on those things in the 90s will have had fruitless careers.

Its sickening

>>203739751
good night

>>203739747
DEY KNOOOOOW BETTA!

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My bike shut off on the freeway while I was heading into work today

I fucking knew taking that 10 minute power nap earlier was gona have me up tip 2am
Sigh
Shit totally re energized you

wendys is unironically the best drive through slop food

>>203739804
You might get infected with E.Coli. People keep getting sick there after Trump worked there.

>>203739845
Dude
Wendys is so fucking bad
Legitimately below mcdonslds and sonic and im not joking

>>203739852
Have you had the nuggets

>>203739828
hey i remember posting that im glad you saved it
why did it turn off is it gonna be expensive to fix

Best Wingstop seasoning?

For me it's Louisiana dry rub

>>203739856
Not in like 7 years because they just tasted like iron EVERY time i got them, without fail
Like genuinely over half a dozen times

>>203739845
I like their baconator fries but I haven't really gone there since they discontinued the pretzel bacon pub
yeah they have the pretzel baconator now but it's just not the same

if I want a fast food burger these days, I go to whataburger

>>203739869
Me with jack n the box
Dont know how many chances ive given that place

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i'm back

The americans who post in /brit/ are severly brain damaged
Animated lumps of flesh tier

Wendys also has dogshit fries and bottom tier literally tasteless burgers
The last wendys hamburger i had was in january of this year and if i didnt have cheese on it i wouldnt have even been tasting any food at all, it was so bland i literally only could taste cheese and grease

>browsing /shit/ in the first place

it's weird mcdonalds is still top dog when it's nearly outclassed by every other fast food at this point

>>203739861
atomic is great when they don't overdo the vinegar
otherwise the korean bbq and mango habanero are my favorite permanent menu flavors
the best ever was those fusion flavors they did for a little while, cajun+louisiana rub and lemon pepper+garlic parmesan were both amazing

I dont generally eat fast food but if i do its canes or chick fil a
Sonic for desserts goes hard tho
I dont eat fast food burgers cause they suck but the quarter pounder is the least shit

>>203739888
did you take this picture
scary

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>>203739859
Gear ox lost mesh. No, it's not expensive to fix or even requires a fix. It's happened before but it's never shut the bike off before. The transmissions on small displacement bikes aren't very robust, so it happens. I thought for sure I had lost my chain, though, so I was relieved when I rolled to a stop and found nothing was a miss. I just had to work the dogs back into place. But it's a little unsettling to be rolling down the highway at 80 only for the engine to hiccup then suddenly shut off.

>>203739921
Pussy

What I don't understand is how niggas like Burger King. Everything has the exact same aftertaste. Shit is weird.

the fast food industry is (rightfully) eating itself alvie because its now cheaper to cook at home then to eat any of the slop at fast food restauraunts, plus theyre constantly getting rid of fan favorite items on the menu(thanks taco bell)

Jack in the box lowkey fucks when its like 11pm
Munchie boxes and tiny tacos

>>203739938
yeah

I just found a pornstar and prostitute who is also a magatard and talking about great replacement and interracial breeding propaganda on twitter. Holy shit, serious lolcow material.
Also actually cute looking

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>>203739948
there's just something about those onion rings, man

The only fast food place I go to is Memo's

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>>203739967
2 breakfast jacks at 10 in the morning and the day is gonna be alright

>>203739957
They went full retard with their prices and are now trying to rope people back in with value meals because just lowering prices is impossible apparently.

>>203739888
Where'd you go

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>>203739921
yes, this one too. made me feel bad for our only native marsupial...didn't have gloves so I didn't move him...

>>203739978
So, she doesn't fuck black dudes?

>>203739978
https://x.com/MissVeraBliss/
Highlights:
https://x.com/MissVeraBliss/status/1847668401440698726
https://x.com/MissVeraBliss/status/1845838453776245184

I want to die in a really weird way so schizos on the internet make theories about me getting killed by aliens or glowies

>lolcow
You have to go back to your containment website

>>203739999
She did films for the big Jew porno studios, I haven't looked her up so I don't know, but the chances are high since she's very dainty looking and has a southern accent and Jew producer would have certainly begged her to.
Quick search only showed her fucking white dudes. There is a one of her doing lesbian stuff with a black girl though.

>>203739957
Taco Bell had a box for $7 the other day, that's not bad. last box I got was like $13 and I didn't go back cause fuck that

the porn industry is wicked, that's all you need to know. nasty stuff that nobody should consume. the world would be so much better without porn

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>>203740033
>yup, thats me
>youre probably wondering how i got here

bout to clock in for bedtoil

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>>203739458
Exodia, obliterate!

>>203740093
that why I mostly spaff to rule 34, nothing immoral about that

>>203738949
/thread

>>203740132
it was fun we should do more puzzles later
my head is killing me again so im done for now

>>203739997
Looks like someone shot a cannon ball at him

>>203740150
We always have games when I'm not at the computer, it bums me out a bit

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>>203739936
understandable
glad you're safe and it's not a big deal

>>203740236
we could start scheduling things that would work for me better

gn

>>203740323
good night

>>203739997
rip
wonder what killed him
CAPTCHA: VAXGKG
very possible, captcha, very true...

should I crack open a pepsi, dr. pepper, or a beer?

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>>203740384
drink some water

>>203740384
of those 3 i would choose dr pepper

>>203740401
worst choice ngl

>>203740384
second for water

>>203740421
i don't drink alcohol and pepsi is kind of plain

>>203740400
cute twink. water it is

>>203740451
isn't that moot

>>203740484
who? take your eceleb shit back to twitter, retard

my car is doing a weird thing and i wish i could summon one of you to tell me what to do

>>203740504
you don't want to listen to these guys, they're off putting diesel into their gas engines (DESIGNED TO BE LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE CAUSE THE NOZZLE DOESN'T FIT, BTW)

>>203740484
doesn't look like him

>>203740516
i almost did this one time but it didn't fit and i looked at it and the nozzle was green so i stopped
it happens

gonna do a mission or two in GTA IV before bed

>>203740530
yeah well once the nozzle doesn't fit you were smart enough to realize something was wrong instead of forcing it

>>203740587
i bought premium gas when i was a teenager for like a year because i thought it would make my car run better and my brother called me an idiot and said i wasted so much money and that it's all marketing so don't give me too much credit

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hey guys you want some spaghetti?

I GET MY DISABILITY MONEY IN JUST A FEW MINUTES WOOOOOOOOOOO

>>203740689
thank you birb i would love some
>>203740690
what are you gonna buy first

>>203740702
I'm gonna pay my bills first. I'm gonna buy a hoodie I've been wanting tho.

>>203740727
what's the hoodie ?

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>>203740702
Sorry I decided to not maka the spagett and decided to do a self portrait of cooking the spaghetti instead, would you like to see it when I'm done?

>>203740779
yes of course i had no idea you were so talented i can't believe your cooking ability isn't even what you're best known for

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the typical ifag lolol

i guess i need to take my car to a shop tomorrow because the blinker is stuck on going left and me moving the knob doesn't do anything
everyone is gonna think i'm going left the whole drive and it's gonna be a bit embarrassing
i hope they can fix it in the same day i don't like getting a rental car i hate driving cars that aren't my own it's too unfamiliar

>>203740825
i look like that and say that

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>>203740794
viola, check it out! Japanese birbs don't just cook spaghetti, we have many talents indeed

>>203740843
fantastic
im going to use this image as my laptop wallpaper for a little bit thank you japanese bird

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>>203740873
it is a pretty good painting, huh!? maybe I should sell tshirts of it and become a business birb

>>203740925
i would wear this around the house but if i wore it outside i would have to give a full presentation slideshow of all his talents there's context here

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hnRTfzbT_s

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speakin of wallpapers I do need a new one

>>203741035
what kind of stuff do you like

I love birds so much

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>>203741035
I gotchu

>>203740976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rU_5n0C4o

>>203741089
zoomiecoded

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rip lane staley damn I didn't realize it'd been so long

>>203741092
this is the last song layne recorded before he died
such a heavy and depressing song for it to be the very last one he recorded thank you for posting i mean you can almost hear his voice deteriorating

>>203741089
dam...

Thank odin i was homeschooled

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good night

>>203741138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUhdY25j9cQ

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>>203740745
This one.

>>203741320
good album

>>203739977
Tell me why you're a pussy

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>>203741334
Ikr

>>203741378
stop looking at me like that..

Did they change the youtube logo color? It's not as red as before or am I tripping?

Watched Funny Games. That's a great horror movie.

>>203743730
I already do?

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>Bill 212, Reducing Gridlock, Saving You Time Act, 2024
18 lane highways also save you time in your cunt?

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I know some folks will say "good riddance" and probably rightfully so, but this e-mail verification and waiting 15 minutes to post shit is the nail in the coffin for this shithole site so after 17 years I'm outta here. G'bye, zoomers. Best of luck.

>>203743956
Isn't that only on /vg/ and /pol/?

>>203743878
Read that as "reducing girldick" LMAO

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Shes actually so ugly

>>203743956
would lick that armpit

>>203744032
Who's this hoe? She just has an autistic forced facial expression form being a spoiled bitch.

>>203744051
Fake astroturfed popstar like every other popstar these days
Sabrina carpenter.

The stunning part is they just keep choosing ugly ones

>>203744032
Why are you surprised? Makeup, camera angles, and professional lighting does wonders for female faces.

>>203743956
see you tomorrow

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>>203744063
The vibes are still off. makeup and lighting are just icing on the cake

Y2k pop stars and actresses had faces that were upbeat and inviting, not smug and irritating

>hollywood gets rid of Weinstein
>movies instantly go to shit
were we wrong bros?

>>203744371
>were women wrong

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyMU8O2B2Vs

i had to wait like 10 minutes to post

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https://youtu.be/j-Ya3-yR0o4?t=7m40s
>1 out of 5 of you is 'against messaging' at le trump parade so you all have to leave
that's wild

>>203745033
I don't know what she's saying, but she's saying it well

I honestly hope Trump loses just so I don't have to hear about him after jan 20th

where is everyone

Asleep, some people actually have jobs and can't be /cum/ming every morning

people with jobs wakeup in the morning these fools are sleeping in

>>203745717
Nigga it's 4 AM. Unless you work at a nuclear power plant or some shit, who needs to come in THIS early?

>>203745752
its 7 am stupid chicano

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>>203745774
Dickhead, what's this? What does this clock say?

>>203744371
Movies have been getting shittier for years now.

Gm I've been awake since about 11pm

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>the richest Canadian province makes less money then the poorest American State

and the gap is just getting worse, every day I am grateful to not live in Canada

>>203745640
I like to come to /cum/ in the morning before i drive to work
>>203738723
Is sleeping on the floor really that crazy? I've slept pretty much exclusively on floor since i think 2015 or 2016. I told some ppl at work recently that i didn't have any furniture yet at my new place, they ask where i was sleeping, i said the floor and they acted all shocked.

And that's just 2 or 3 days. i didn't even mention to them that I've been doing this for close to 10yrs

>>203746649
maybe they were just shocked at the fact that you are that much of a loner, I mean you basically admitted to not being laid for 10 years

Avoided drinking for three nights in a row