first for cum con sex

anime sucks

post anime

post bummy

God I wish I could post threads I would have never allowed such a horrible general. This new 4chan setup is ass.

>>203759087
boo hoo nigga

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Successfully made a 300+ thread with [redacted] and they said it couldn't be done

>>203759042
This

>>203759047
Fuck off

>>203759072
Kill yourself

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>favorite artist releases a set of plushies
>buy them all
>they arrive
>artist is begging people to follow them on bluesky
>become one of their first followers there and tweet or whatever they call it there at them with a pic of the plushies and my cat
>ignored
>meanwhile the next day they retweet some whore holding them provocatively
>vtuber then likes my post and follows me
>because bluesky's algorithm is 10 times worse than twitter my feed is now nothing but vtumors
praying for an ai apocalypse every single day

the cooldown is for making threads.
so in other words the website is going to be dominated by pass fags

>>203759140
anime website

eating candy ramen like a weebazoid

>>203759190
No it isn't
t. tried to post from the gym

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>>203759190
The worst of the worst. What kind of real vhanner would buy a fucking pass. You used to make jokes about having a 4 chan account for chrissakes

>>203759190
i mean its basically handing control from the schizo spamming jeets to the pass fags
2 sides of the same coin really

>Allowed domains are: gmail.com, hotmail.com, yahoo.com, proton.me, protonmail.com, outlook.com, live.com, icloud.com, yandex.com, tutanota.com, tuta.io
Grim

it works on my machines

>>203759190
Probably less than 1% of this sites users have passes

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Some people weren't forced to take the vaxx, they were forced to choose between their job or get the vaxx. Completely voluntary. The government is going to fuck us as soon as they get the chance, because they let this retarded shit happen and they don't give a single fuck about anyone, they're just drones following orders and fucking anyone who doesn't want to suck their cock. We literally live in the western version of the CCP, the only relatively free places are thirdworld shitholes or if you're rich as fuck and can afford to sue dumbfucks in the government or fund your own army. You either die a pirate or you live long enough to see yourself become the American government. Fuck this place

>>203759380
but they probably make up more then 1% of posts

than

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the /cum/shits feel deep love in their hearts for me. i am being percieved as the soul of this gen. my posts brighten the grim days of every lonely depressed /cum/shit out there

>>203759463
got that retard

both are me actually

>>203759190
It's also for switching IPs. It hurts phoneposters and thread spammers.

Static IPbros, we won

>>203759645
in other words, all of our problems are solved
praise kek

The anonymity of this website makes me a bad person.
Actually that isn't true. I was always a bad person. But real life consequences cause me to repress it.
Holding myself and my anonymous posts to a higher standard will help me become a good person

i was born a white straight male yet i still lost

>he doesn't have a spam email

going to the store you want anything boys

>>203760021
Stacy's pita chips

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jasonkin be like
"oh boy, another manga to add to my library"

Im going to put myself through a psychological experiment by forcing myself to masturbate to bald women/women with a buzz cut

>>203760160
You say this but you're the one who has it on your desktop as if you aren't about to read it yourself

>>203760277
or I copied the picture from /a/, moron
>>>/a/272395677

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>>203760021
Guava/Strawberry Reign

Shit is soak ash

>>203760300
>"Jasonkin"
>Browsing /a/
Um anon

>>203760160
Anyone who reads this for sexual satisfaction deserves a death sentence

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>>203760340
>its strange to browse the anime board of an anime website

>>203760379
*Gives you a wedgie, exposing your Naruto undies to the whole class*

Can't wait for the latest round of schizo personalities to go away

>>203760394
>best bro gives me a thumbs up, reveals his naruto boxers as well
>all the other boys in class start singing fighting dreamers

didnt think that one through, did you, lameass

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Am I a pretty boy?

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'zza has just arrived bros

>>203760516
kys

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what happens if you don't go to the dentist for six years

>>203760516
Selfies outside of /soc/ are forbidden

>>203760527
Genuinely no reason to not slice the olives but would

>>203760516
LOL no. Faccia troppo brutta. You're just an average looking dude

shut the FUCK up, distefano

>>203760558
Every time I go to the dentist they try to scam me for something new. Now it's "gum grafting"

The picture of that 'za got a nigga thinkin bout lunch in a real way

>>203760617
Oh don't get me started, my worst mistake was giving them my email, I went in ONE time like 2 years ago for an abscess and they're emailing me every other day about what new bullshit they offer. I unsubscribed like a mughfukka

>>203760558
nothing i've never been

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>The picture of that 'za got a nigga thinkin bout lunch in a real way

Canadians are lucky they get to sleep with unlimited jeetas who thirst for white skin

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>>203760931
Trvke

Wtf is up with my captcha

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>>203760931
Won’t somebody think of the advertisers?

>>203760596
Kys DiStefano

>>203760942
They tend to keep amongst themselves, and aren’t attractive to me anyway

>>203760516
Ask Brian

>>203759001
Sexo

Wait a fucking second it's only 11:54?
I thought it was 2:30 AT LEAST

>>203760558
It’s probably fine, as long as you take reasonably good care your teeth, have a diet that isn’t highly sugary/acidic, and have good teeth genes. You should still go if possible thoughbeit

>>203761303
I know. This day is fucking dragging

>>203761235
I had an Indian girl who I'm pretty sure was in love with me but I never felt attracted to her at all
I used to show her girls I was talking to on Tinder and she would talk a lot of shit about them

Jesus, I can't imagine being desires by a female. Even an ugly one.

>>203761365
Lol holy fuck

>>203761350
Did Joe Biden slow down the clocks?
First he hits us with heatwaves, then sends a hurricane to Florida, now he's making time go slower when I'm at work?
I'm fucking done with him

>>203761400
I told her I thought of her as my little sister once

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I miss posting from the gym

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>>203761529

Today I farted at exactly 12:00:01 pm

which champions league match are we watching bros

>>203761529
>fake tits
>has a cross
you just know

Indian porn is kind of based because the women in them are always kind of frumpy and chubby, like regular women instead of porn stars

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>>203761495
I had a girl show interest in me ONE time. So that you can understand how utterly clueless I was on how to proceed, imagine someone throws you in picrel and says "take off".

Saying I had no idea what to do was an understatement. After I blew it, no other woman showed interest in me ever again

>>203761455
LOL

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>champions league
miss me with that madridwinsLOL shit
REAL chads watch conference league

>>203761603
Is this some e sport thing?

>>203761656
Someone post the overweight chicano criatura cobson with this post

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I had a girl at work start talking to me out of the blue everytime we'd meet in the break room for lunch, and eventually we got to talking about wine for some reason. So we somehow agreed to go on this winetasting day when we both had a day off, and during the trip she talks to me about all these guys she tried dating, one of which was like 2 days before this trip

so I dont know WHAT the fuck that was about or what she thought the wine tasting thing was, but I can safely deduce that women look right through me

>>203761603
Soccer is gay

>>203760558
my parents finally pressured me into going to a dentist after 10 years, they found nothing and all I got out of it was a teeth cleaning, what a waste of $60 I already brush every day I don't need to pay someone else for it.

>>203761742
Many women do this it's a biological thing they can't control, by telling you about other males pursuing her it makes her seem more desirable and will increase your desire to fuck her and get her pregnant with your own child before they do HOWEVER men and woman are build different men will just find this a turn off in modern times, we are no longer cavemen

tldr she is still monkey brained

>>203761603
championship of what? Tennis or something?

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gamechanger

>>203761917
kek

>pussy pushes me out many year ago
>a few years later I want to be inside a pussy
Is vagina really the best place for humanity to be?

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>>203761909
Tennis is the last white mans sport

>>203761603
I dunno, there's nothing between rivals at the moment. Watch Sheffield United, their fans are enthusiastic, at least.

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>tennis

>>203761603
Sup spidey

Me if I were a woman
>Spend my youth teasing simps on onlyfans
>Get rich
>Build rich connections
>Marry a rich simp that I get along with
>Retire from the thotty shit and live a comfortable, quiet life with my rich husband
Why do 100% of women not do this?

>>203762077
I do this but with anons from /int/ who I like mostly European tho.

>>203762077
OF is a scam and no man of value would ever marry a whore

>>203762077
Because female brain wants penis of tall guy

>>203762077
I see lots of little woman streamers who try to do this but don't get any attention because they aren't hot or entertaining enough, despite what many think it really does take quite a bit of effort

>>203762058
That one anon makes me laugh because you can tell no one sympathizes with him anywhere outside of /sp/ but he keeps trying

>>203762149
>no man of value would ever marry a whore
buddy, I have some BAAAAAAAAD news

>>203762077
Women are voracious prideful status-seekers. Settling for a simp husband, even a rich one, hurts their pride

>>203762169
Every broad will have simps, it's just how it is.

>>203762077
this is like looking at some popular podcaster like Joe Rogan and saying "I could do that it's so easy"

>>203762077
Because no rich man would ever marry a whore and "rich connections" would never accept a whore in the first place, a poor man would but women resent the idea of being a provider in a relationship even when they pretend to be sex positive and for gender equality

>>203762077
it's not that easy, i know a couple women who tried onlyfans only to get no subs and now their nudes are just out there on the internet for nothing

>>203762020
That’s because tennis is the highest IQ sport. You have to make constant mental calculations about ball trajectory that involves subtle stuff like spin, how the wind speed will affect the shot, etc. Both while sending and receiving the ball

>>203762230
well yeah, but not enough to get rich on

>>203762181
You know it's placer because he always talks about sports and posts the same sports related images. He's been doing this for years.

>>203762077
Rich men are rare, and the subset of rich men who are willing to put up with that kind of bullshit is even smaller.

>6 foot
Lol
Maybe in the 1950s. Today a male has to be at least 6 foot 11 for a female to even consider him

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I'M FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES
PRETTY BUBBLES IN THE AIR

enjoyed some sherbet with walnuts :)

how do I get into an apprenticeship through the state?

>>203762289
and youd be wrong

>>203762450
first get a master's degree

Placer is gross and brown why would he watch tennis

>>203762450
go to your state's job website

just demolished a quesadilla

Is there a worse fate than being born an Indian man?

>>203762522
sounds better than the big ass corned beef sandwich i made desu

>>203762522
What kind of cheese?

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>>203762536
rajesh ramayan koothrapolly Is pretty cool thougheverbeit

>>203762605
cheddar jack

Why do so many companies seem determined to have the most demanding, unintuitive, obnoxious job application process on their website?
>Noooo you can't go to the next page unless we have the exact phone number and date of employment for this place you worked at 5 years ago

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>reddit bang theory

>>203762681
Is that guy doing a comedic thing or did this meme genuinely make itself

>>203762536
Being born an Indian female

it's overrrrrrrrr

>>203762715
Pajeetas can still get 5/10 soyboys thoughever

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>>203762636
Rate my balkanoid meal

stop pretending like you guys are going anywhere. you WILL wait 900 seconds.

>>203762450
for what?

>>203762789
But they get forced marriage with a 2/10 soylent green

>>203762842
I'll wait for you my sweet concubine

I had a dream I kissed a dude last night.

>>203762797
what Is that, my brother? doesn't look very BVLCVNIC

>>203762910
nice

>>203762910
I had a dream I fucked your mom last night.

Oh wait, that wasn't a dream.

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>>203762852
picrel

>>203762914
I was lied to???

>>203762797
who's the lucky boy sitting across from you?

>>203762957
call a tool and die shop, if no apprenticeships are available you be able to get a helper job or something

>>203762984
i do NOT recognize that meal

>>203763007
that's me. we had sex that night

>>203763013
>you be able
you might be able

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I need to quit this hobby

"I refuse to play any Fighting game where the combos are so piss-easy even a nigga named Devontè can do em"

-Low Tier God

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>>203763013
do you think its worth it?

apprenticeships are dead, nobody wants to hire an apprentice because it's much easier to just hire a fully trained worker for minimum wage

more like low IQ scrub

Post more "reddit" like media an intellectual properties to piss the chuddies off

>>203763159
no

>>203763148
Are you one of those weirdos who stalk him and fucked with his credit report

>>203763199
I dont watch LTG at all

truth nuke: the average 4chud and ledditor would be indistinguishable from each other in public

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>>203763284
Incorrect I can hide my power level

what Is the female user base of the /cum/gen like? are the girls of this gen sexually appealing? post pictures of femoids that post here

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>>203763144
tradefags are always like
>yeah just join a trade
>sure I only get paid $30k a year but if I stick with it I have the opportunity to make $50k a year in the next 20 years or so
>okay yeah I know that doesn't sound like much but you're not considering the over time I work 100 hours a week so I get paid a lot OKAY
>good work environment at least? uhm yeah I'm in a windowless shop all day with no air conditioner in 100 degree weather in the summer and below freezing in the winter
>what you're not a pussy are you?

>>203760516
whats that thing plugged in the socket

>>203761854
So would your $60 had been worth it if you found out you had cavities? Did they even x ray your teeth?

>>203763284
i dont leave the house

>>203763373
Looks like a hair dryer the faggot was definitely using it

what's your favorite AAVE word? mine is "talmbout"

>>203763284
Incorrect
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8SDZse_QEJs

always thought the average redditor is a normie

>>203763364
55k/yr is good where I live

>>203763144
if you like it

>>203763104
you just collect you dont even play
stop that

>>203763488
Bop

>>203763613
yah but the card art is cool and Ive already invested too much into my binder

>sit all day in an air conditioned office and fuck off for 90% of my shift
>make 2x as much money as the average tradie
white collar work is so good it's insane, the only people who rip on it are too retarded to get a white collar job

>>203763672
genuinely hate you and your ilk
you drive prices up just to look at the shit, the cards are for fucking playing
sell your binder and kys

yet to find a comfortable balance between being an npc and scaring the hoes

>>203763683
most tcg players dont even use 90% of the cards produced, theres a very established meta for decks so most cards are completely ignored, that miloctic included

already ate like 1800 calories for today but im still a little hungry
im ngmi

>>203763678
Yeah I might be making 2x the average American but I'm so BORED at work

>>203763678
a lot of tradies have no other options so they do the whole song and dance about "real work" or whatever.

>>203763488
the n word

>>203763678
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET AN OFFICE JOB
I AM FUCKING LOSING IT

I've had about 400 calories so far today
Gonna eat a nice lasagna for dinner

>like my work
>own a house and a truck
>never hurt for money
good eonugh for me
not sure why working in a machine shop sends san franciscans into such a tizzie

>>203763763
have your dad be a ceo and have him give you a job

>>203762077
Women don't get rich, they spend money. Very few people invest what they have anyways, especially if they go out a lot or want to buy dumb shit like a new car.
It's the same reason men just don't start businesses and become rich. A lot of people would save a lot of money if they didn't waste it simping on OF bitches or cars with max interest rates

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Bergberg just did [thing] and now I am very distressed

>>203763835
My uncle gave me my job

>>203763852
i look like that

>>203763763
bachelors degree

>>203762680
just make shit up

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Tsai Ing Wen was such an Npc

can't wait to get pussy but i know i never will

>>203762680
Kek i got that when I applied at a safeway distribution center. Shit was paying min wage too

>>203762910
on his bussy?

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ate the last of my chips ahoy

>>203763901
Why's that?

>>203763852
Me holding my nose because everyone in here is STINKY

>>203762680
Alhumdulilah I haven't had to job search in ten years praise be to Allah (the oft-forgiving, most Merciful)

>>203763875
I have one, hasnt helped with SHIT

>>203763870
Why are u so orange dough

>>203763924
Nigga I'm literally wearing (counterfeit) Acqua di Gio right now.

>>203763915
cuz i'm fuckin gay

Bayonetta is my favorite game ever, but I didn't really have a good time with any of the DMC games desu.

>>203763967
Stinky di UH-OH

>>203763924
you're poopy

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>>203763991
I have to say, for ten bucks the cologne is very near.

Even the tiny bottle of the real thing is like 50 bucks

>having university debt
couldn't be me

>>203764044
The only debt I have is my mortgage.

>>203763882
ts nahoa dutai gontai shichingping dachaozi mang cheng dingchi gonshousheng

But everybody calls me Giorgio

>>203764044
I have none atm unless those shithead republicans in congress really veto the debt relief bill

>>203763924
i take good care of my hygiene

>>203764090
Mf trying to summen a succubus or smth

I am so fucking sick of having wisdom teeth

>>203763901
the lie that stops me from going to another world and marrying the demon king's daughter

My cologne? Acqua di Gio.
My shoes? Sal Ferragamo
My shirts,? Dan Zisman
My pants? Buck Mason
In my glass? 16 year old Johnnie Black

>>203763924
i showered today and i haven't even pooped yet

>>203763284
facts

How many of those colorful couples have you seen on your incelwalks this week do far?

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cummypies, im drinking covfefe

>>203764182
My cologne? deodorant
My shoes? New Balance
My shirts,? old navy
My pants? levis
In my glass? H2O

>>203764215
wut

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>>203764241
Be your best you

>>203764255
yeah that nigga weird

thinking i should watch rocky tonight

>>203764241
>My cologne? deodorant
this is pretty underrated 2bh
People always ask what I'm wearing but it's literally just my bodywash and deoderant or shampoo. I used to wear cologne but I lost it when moving and idgaf

>>203764315
wtf

>>203764315
poggers

business idea: women's perfume made with cum

>>203764315
Wew lad
Wew

i cum in my gf's shampoo bottles

imagine if you could play the guitar
that would be pretty chill

The Hulk WILL take your bitch, homie

>>203764367
you dont have a gf

I wish I could at least go on one date just so I could see if I really AM that much of a sperg with women
but alas, Im ugly

>>203764315
batbros...

>>203764383
But I can
And you're right it's very chill

>>203764403
just record yourself at home

>>203764383
but I can

>>203764315
>indian vineslop meets ai
dangerous synthesis

>>203764383
im too retarded to plan an instrument

>>203764423
how'd you learn

>>203764425
record myself doing what?

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>>203764440
Way I hear tell, you're pretty good at the skinflute

>>203764440
*play

/cum/ sends its condolences to the victims of the attack in Ankara on Wednesday and offers its full support to the Turkish people.

>>203764453
?
By trying? Nowadays there tons of online resources teaching you how to play

>>203764488
what happened?

>>203764492
why are you confused by such a simple question

>>203764488
Wait, who attacked them?
I gotta see who's side I'm in here

Just went to a team dinner and came back home with a massive gyat. I got that 4chan rizz.

>>203763985
Are you a coomer

>>203764468
im not. im a khhv

*sniffs bag*
Who brought the mid pack

>>203763323
she looks like an escort i fuck weeks ago

>>203764517
Because how does one learn to do anything? Same premise applies to anything, really

I'd date a pajeeta
Don't even care about looks that much, they just seem like they'd be nice wives.

>>203764455
existing, possibly being a sperg. I heard some hot asian girl say that, I havent tried it yet because I've been too depressed to care

900 seconds are up. Finally

>>203764319
you have to watch scent combos, I worked with a girl and her perfume and something else she wore made her smell life Off Bug Spray, every time she walked by it reminded me of camping

>>203764551
learn some social skills nigga it's not that deep

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>makes pro american patriot movies for decades
>loves america
>lives the american dream

american critics
>his movies are shit
>worst actor ever

even comes back when asked to behead anti-american stinky brown mexi immigrant Danny Trejo in that Machete movie

critics
>wow he is so bad

moves to Russia , gets russian passport, chills his ball in big mansion


Why are Americans like that ?

>>203764566
Ayo that 900 second bullshit gotta go. That shit is weak as fuck and kills the goddamn site

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>>203764523

>>203764519
PKK. Kurd separatists

>>203764586
his movies are shit and he's a horrible actor, just because he likes America doesn't change that

>>203764577
If you say so sir

Emma Stone is ugly and a terrible actress

>>203764594
Mirin?

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>>203764595
I don't know what a kurd is but I like cottage cheese so I'm gonna say.....based?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3YAsHMDvvk
what Im trying to learn atm

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neutering pets is unethical, anyway here's my Fluffy boy. ignore his sourpuss look he's a sweetheart when he's not pissing and growling everywhere

>>203764693
you aer on the international board but you don't know what a kurd is?
stupid

Canada could still have retarded immigration policies and win favour by introducing one rule:
>A 70:30 woman:man ratio for immigration

imagine caring about outer int

>>203764708
he has the face of an elder dragon who's gonna ask me a riddle

>>203764315
Is this real?

>>203764666
Yeah everyone knows she's the worse Emma

>Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin says North Korea has deployed troops to Russia, the first US official to publicly confirm the development
damn Russia is winning hard

>>203764568
I usually use similar scents. I used to use old spice swagger scent exclusively and bitches love that

>>203764367
You’re supposed to poo in them, hence the name

>>203764759
I thought that would mean they're losing

>>203764732
this would not be well recieved by foreign nations or canadian feminists

I pay about $600 extra towards the principal each month when I pay my mortgage. Is that a good amount? I could easily pay like an extra $2000 instead, although I'd have practically nothing left over for food/bills/etc.

>>203764383
I learned to play several instruments (incl. guitar) as a kid, and never have occasion to use those skills as an adult

>>203764783
s-shut up imperialist...

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>>203764810
>learn guitar
>never get invited to parties or hangouts anyway

>>203764560
I previously had a longterm relationship with a half-jeeta (before I was racist enough to reject miscegenation), and it was horrible

a golden finch just hit my window and died :-(

>>203764790
Depends on how high your interest rate is and what you would do with the money otherwise.

>>203764857
You can put up special stickers on your windows that prevent birds from flying into them

>>203764718
I mean I know they're a people but not what kinda people or what they're all about. Anything easy of Poland and west of Iran I generally ignore

>>203764840
I go to parties and such sometimes, but I’ve never really felt like being ‘that guy’

>>203764856
What was her other half and what was horrible about it

>>203764856
>horrible
in what way?

>>203764790
I pay for my pussy to be wet

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>>203764586

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Ayo can Emma Roberts ball for real? Does she have skills? Do she be crossin niggas up on the court? Do she go hard in the paint?

yall niggas ever get your balls licked? man let me tell you something

Steven seagal is a aikido master and would have wiped the UFC clean in his prime

Yesterday was the last day I jerk off

>>203764931
should i watch under siege

>>203764978
Penectomy?

>>203764966
she can play with MY balls, IYKWIM

if you killed me you would be doing the world a favor and god will reward you

>>203764996
never watch pre-made entertainment

>>203764976
>bullshido master

>>203765018
So only watch films AS they're being made?

>>203765048
lazy yuros smdh

Even Joe Rogan said Steven Segal is legit . He's literally an Aikido master

>>203765048
We pay the cost to be the boss.
That's why we make double what they make

>>203765105
>>203765105
New

If make the NEW but I'd have to wait 900 seconds

going to watch some TBBT before i go to sleep desu

>>203764736
so true! i could never picture myself leaving the /cum/gen