obligations edition>>203768935previous
what would you do if you woke up one morning and i told you that you had to eat all the eggs
>>203771642ask why you’re making me do this
>>203771642thank you for the free gains
>>203771642i would reject your hypothesis
>>203771649eggs are full of essential nutrients, and will help with the hangover
spotted 2 mice sneaking around
>>203771642why and how many eggs
LOUD FUNNY
>>203771670twelve large grade A eggs
>>203771623I see rabbits in my area all the time, they seem to be faster or smarter than squirrels because I almost never see them as roadkill (unlike the squirrels)
The more I work out the more I become sexually attracted to men.
>>203771696Brian…
gonna eat some chocolate cake for dinner
>>203771710ate your mom’s chocolate cake for dinner
sometimes I think homosexuals don't deserve an eternity of suffering but then I come to 4chan and the feeling goes away immediately
god bless conference USA football2 straight days of absolute kino
>>203771710thats not real food please eat something substantial
>>203771716no you didnt
there's not a moment where i don't think i deserve an eternity of suffering
jacked off three times todaylet's see if I can make it to 4 before the day is done
>>203771727i had 3 breakfast essentials today
Small spirited nations are stronger than bloated nations.Wyoming nation invades anyone associated with “WashingtonDC”
>>203771684that's too many but i'll have two if you're making them for me
This butter tastes soooooo good Even just spreading it on my.face is nice Is it cooks butter? It sort of tastes lkke it but not fullyActually tastes good
>>203771700I'm not that psycho. I'm actually a virgin.
>>203771691
i don't deserve a single moment of happiness, but it still finds me sometimes. i can't tell if i am blessed and lucky to be alive, or cursed for hating myself
>>203771763unfortunately they are not HareChads but instead BunnyVirgins
i'm not capable of anything. i've never achieved anything and i never will.
Ai bruv, cor blimey, whats you doin wit yer 'and in me pöckets? You havin laugh?
>>203771772what was the last moment of happiness you had>
>>203771802i saw the beautiful fall colors while on a bike ride today
>>203771805this was me today but in my car insteadi love fall the whole world is this pleasant amber color it's nice to take pleasure in the simple things like that
>>203771642I’d ask you to leave my home and never come back
>have lots of beer at home>but going to a bar means I'll meet people>but 4 beers costs 25-30 bucks>but the bars near me rarely have interesting peoplewut do
>>203771816but you're in my home
using a fork to swirl the worms out my ass like spaghetti
>>203771805based creation appreciator
>>203771818Kiss yourself
Why are all these cases I’m seeing of immigrants taking over towns and not getting charged with crimes happening in red states?
>>203771818damn son beer is way cheaper at the bars around here, unless you're drinking some sorta 11% ipa bullshit in a 24oz
>>203771818drink at home. what kind of beer?
>>203771691I can only think of once in my life that I‘be seen squirrel roadkill
should i go get a dave's double right now?
>>203771850anything over 8% abv just tastes like mouthwash
I believe in life after death
>>203771847AKSHUALLY, Colorado is a blue state
>>203771850beer isnt 7 bucks a pop for you? It was even at my old town out in the sticks>>203771856sierra nevada and wine
things arent looking good for orangutan
>>203771865we call them darnell doubles where i live
>>203771865this is me but red bull
>>203771865Get the baconator.
>>203771805Fall is my favorite season to ride in. I havnt ridden my bicycle in a few months due to injury but I used to ride to work on an urban bike trail that was surrounded by maples and oaks in places. Awesome rides.
There was a hamas supporting organization in Canada that was declared a terrorist organization recently and the president of that org is a fat white lesbian
>>203771884i really, really like this post
>>203771865Aren’t they doing a Krabby Patty or something
>>203771858you must live in Western Canada or something. The Gray Squirrels we have here are dumb niggers (melanistic population)
>>203771814>>203771834>>203771891life is wonderful. fall is wonderful.
>>203771900if the people she advocated for were to ever come into power she would be one of the first to be imprisoned stupid bitch
All I want is to just be freeLive my life the way I want to beAll I want is to just have funLive my life like it's just begunBut you're pushin' too hardPushin' too hard on me
>>203771900lol classic. White women are just like that.
>>203771915https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ORsrbQa94Mtrue that my man
>>203771912I live in red squirrel country
porn doesn't get me hard anymore
Back in the day, we'd memorize our friends' phone numbers. Friends were true friends.
>>203771891what injury? biking is rather low impact, so it shouldn't exacerbate much of anything
>>203771937same but for vanilla porn now i have to look up nasty shit to get hard
>>203771937Go for a run and don't jack off for a week.
>>203771937nigga thats erectile dysfunction
>>203771952or maybe his brain can tell the difference between an image and reality
>>203771915I don't have too many pictures that look properly "fall" because most of the places I ride are all evergreen, but I do have a few with that vibe
>>203771900The left is so vehemently anti-White that it even despises groups on the fringe of, or adjacent to whiteness, such as Jews in this case. Something like a single drop rule.
>>203771937Same, but AI chat bots? Fucking diamond metal hard.
>>203771818What kind of bars do you go to? Dive bars?I can't imagine how meeting new people at bars even works.
>>203771974I thought AI chatbots refuse to say erotic stuff?
Oh fug
>>203771940Broken wrist. I'm good now, and I've been riding my motorbike, just havnt gotten back on the ol' merlin yet
>>203771981It’s pretty easy to strike up conversation with people at the bar, if it’s the kind of bar where people stay to sit and drink, as opposed to getting their drinks and going to a table
>>203771996did you put those stickers on yet
I downloaded rocky but its almost 10 and i dont wanna be committed to watching a movie all the way to midnight
>>203771952i still get erections though
>>203771996my uncle crushed his skull and died on an atv 6 years ago
That is definitely forbidden butterr. I can't brease. I Nedd to throw up, stomach says
>>203772020i'm sorry, that's terrible
>>203772005Sure did. Turned out pretty well I think. I'm surprised you remember
>>203772020Dam man. Was he not wearing a helmet? I see people riding SxS's without helmets on these back roads sometimes. Suicidal
>>203772004Around my parts I only see dive bars full of boomers and slot machines, and trendy bars full of young people buying $15 IPA's and jalapeño nachos and sitting at tables with their friends.I'll have to try one of the dive bars one of these days. Problem is I'm a complete social retard and so I'll just end up sitting by myself and not conversing with anyone (not to mention everybody else in the place being twice my fucking age).
>>203771988>he doesn't knowdon't fall down the rabbit hole
>>203772038yeah it was his last ride too before we were suppose to leave
Actually that butter TASTE GOODLETS GOOOHas the DELICIOUS UPF taste
Bros I'm having carpal tunnel-esque symptoms. Help
>>203772029hey that does look really goodi remember things sometimes i just saw the last picture and remembered that pretty plain looking bike i really like how it turned out too
>>203772062fill a sock with cum and put it over your hand trust me
life is meaninglessthere is no happiness to be found anywheresomeone please kill me
Butter with the water out of it and two vitamin D tablets
>>203772040I’ve never done this, but I hear one trick is to bring a book to a bar alone. It gives you something to do that has a little more character than staring at your phone all night, and it’s an icebreaker if anyone wants to ask what you’re reading
>>203772062Flex your wrist upward
im back
>>203772075go jerk off
>>203772087Welcome back fren
>>203772077this is awful fucking advice wtf
>>203772093Do you have a BA in psychology
i love red heads
>>203772078I did that, stretched it downwards and stretched pronators and supinatorsNot helping
SWIZERLAND GIVES UP NEUTRALITY (This on Ukraine)
>>203772119Hold it in the upward positionGoogle what a carpal tunnel brace looks like and try to keep it elevated as such
>>203772126Shut up
>>203772111problem is they have that distinctive unpleasant redhead smell
can you cum twice
>>203772137That happened though
>>203772140describe it
>>203772066It was the first project I did with my wrist after the injury. I figured if I can change out all the plastics and everything on my bike, I can probably get back to riding and work. It also gave me the opportunity to really get a good look at it after the crash to make sure I didn't miss anything that may have broken
>>203772141only when im in your mom GOTTEM
>>203772111GOD me too, from a very young age
>>203772111the problem is that they are crazy
>>203772077But then you shouldn't read depraved shit
>>203772135I'll try when i get home. Maybe it is something else, not all of the symptoms line up
>>203772141Yep im a very fast cummer so i usually just to til i bust twice Takes like 10 or 15 minutes so ive got time to make her cum a time or 2
>>203772140I’ve never really consciously noticed that, but I think I know what you mean
>>203772102please give me non-awful advicet. the other leaf
>>203772111>>203772150why do feet fetishists love sharing their fetish with everyone
*weeps softly*
going to eat that cake now
>>203772140Smells like peaches and cream
>>203772077this is the kinda thing an autist would do then get laughed at on 4chan as a meme for years
What does caramel and an egg together makeOr if you add tje egg while thr caramel is being made and it's also honey
>>203772169
>>203772190The same reason everyone else who shares their fetishes unasked for does itAttention seeking and possibly some kind of exhibition>>203772196Anon fucking PLEASE eat some chicken or eggs with it im begging you your body needs more than chocolate cake
>>203772201it really doesn't
The wasp factory? Why, what do they do in there?
>>203772209is that NIKKI MINAJ!?
So what you’re telling me is making friends is impossible
>>203772217You're not a doctor
Just had that new Chick-fil-A spicy sandwich, it was pretty good
have you gen alpha babies never been to a bar? people bring books all the time
>>203772190much like homosexuals or pedos (synonyms btw), a part of their fetish is that they know it's disgusting and repulsive to most people. They get off on disgusting others with their paraphilia.
>>203772226I dont know i cant tell any of them apart>>203772230Im better than a doctor im your friend
>>203772235nobody brings books to bars, except maybe faggot tryhards in gay ass hipster bars in shartland
>>203772196i just ate a poptart
>>203772236I’m not a footfag but how is a picture of a woman’s foot disgusting
In 2000 my town was 80% white In 2020 it was 74% white I don’t like this
thinking of becoming charismatic
>butter with the water taken/heated out Happen iyc? Will it mix in with water from milk bevause it's more soluble and then mix with the milk fat?
>>203772227I wouldn't say impossible but it becomes more difficult when you leave school and get older. Basically you have work, church, or some sort of hobby as the only remaining options
>>203772236That's not a truth nuke, you're just gay and low T
>>203772206only at Miller Light Grove
>>203772260Yeah touching grass
>>203772267LOL
>>203772189First off, don't bring books to social events like that. It makes you give off this "I'm smarter than everyone else because I'm reading a book while they're all drinking booze" vibe, even though they're all having fun and you're the one person who isn't.I'd recommend bringing a friend along. There is nothing more off-putting as a guy than going to a bar alone. By bringing a friend, it'll make you seem like a more popular, trustworthy person.
>>203772251it's more the fact that someone is sitting their jerking off to the foot that normal people find disgusting.
>>203772217there is nothing else in the house to eat
>can't believe it's not butter with no water in it Iyc?
>>203772152well i'm glad you're doing better and you finally get to ride again, it's nice to get out and i'm sure you find some pleasure in taking care of your bike anyway if you're anything like my brother that is he cherishes every aspect of his car and works on it even when there's nothing wrongit's starting to get cold so make sure you're bundling up while you ride and wearing good gloves and stocks don't want your digits to get cold you know
My crane has a steering wheel
Probably didn't eat enough today but I'm doing 16:8 intermittent fasting so I can't eat rn
>>203772282A block of butter
>>203772233this is my favorite
>>203772264>t. seething footfag or sodomiteSo which of the 2 groups are you in to get you this upset with a TRVKE?
soyboys when they see a sexy pair of feet
I don’t see the point in bringing a book to a bar, as I like to drink enough that my vision goes a little wonky :)
and now for something completely similar
If butter loses its water is it becoming less acidic? And if it can do that then it was already alkaline?
>>203772290why does it have a steering wheel i assume it would just be levers and buttons right you don't drive it
>>203772290turn on the windshield wipersalsothose dummies fucked up letting you into a crane
Anyone got any cool videos about ayys or atlantis or something to watxh while i get stoned tomorrow?The more insane the better, time cube tier schizos preferred
>>203772286>y-yes ma'amI actually do need new gloves. I rode home from work yesterday morning when it was 39F and my dirt bike gloves are full of holes now so they're basically worthless for that
>>203772307what people find sexy is subjective and i know the things i'm into wouldn't be popular here so i don't post themyou should do the same
>>203772325ancient aliens
>>203772333Was hoping for more independent but yes that is the level of schizo i want
>>203772329>the things i'm into wouldn't be popular here so i don't post themdo you like those corny Wattpad-esque stories? Foids love that type of stuff
>>203772303
Skirts are sexy and if you don't think so then look at this pic that's what I think of ur gay ass opinion
imagine if someone at a bar asks to friend you on facebook and you're not on facebook
>>203772303There was a brief window of time in which I decided to try and fulfil some recurring pleasant dreams. It nearly ruined my life. Made me wonder if dreams are controlled by demons or something LOL
>>203772318It's a mobile crane. It has wheels so you can drive it wherever it's needed>>203772319I'm one of the better operators here, and that's not a brag they're just that fucking awful
>>203772358I'd just get her number
>>203772356thats a child
>>203772381Out of 10
>>203772372Zoomers don't hand out their phone numbers, that's a Millennial thing
>>203772358>asks to friend you on facebookWhy are you chatting up boomers? Should be IG or Tiktok for millennials or Zoomers respectively
>>203772350dollars to donuts it's the soft bondage thing, but all girloids love that so it doesn't really count
>>203772385Its true they think the phone number is extremely private they dont like giving it to randos
>>203772326having cold fingers is miserable they get so stiff and it's impossible to do fine motor function things like writing or typing i love the cold weather but you have to be prepared for it i always layer up a lot because i get cold very easily i don't have a layer of protective blubber or a blood alchohol level of 1% like most americans seem to havethe amount of times i go into a restaurant and it is FRIGID in there and i'm wearing a big hoodie and there's people sitting next to me in shorts and a t shirt completely unbothered are baffling to me anyways im yapping get your gloves
>>203772387>Facebook>Instagram>TikTokImagine being on any of these.
I wish I couls feed you this
need to kms
>>203772385zoomers aren't on facebook either so I assumed I was talking to a normal person
>>203772409Youre not cool for th
i need a hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-VLQhep-FE
>>203772414Same
can I do anything with the shells of the potatoes after Ive eaten all the white fluff inside?
The dawg with the buttah on its head
>>203772429eat them?
Check em
>>203772429Eat the skin too fag
>>203772424HE'S GOTTA BE STRONG AND HE'S GOTTA BE FASTAND HE'S GOTTA BE LARGER THAN LIFE
>>203772429you have to eat the skin as well
>>203772405You may be slightly anemic, which is quite common. There isn't much to be done about it as far as I'm aware other than do what you can to stay warm, like you said. Worst part about cold hands for me is that everything starts feeling very unpleasant because your tissue gets less elastic so every little thing starts to hurt
>>203772453>have toare you channeling your parents?
>bossy
>>203772425Crazy how this thing is only about 80 years apart from the Wright Flyer
>>203772429you can make stuffed potato skins, very tasty
One million dolly for heeeem
this is a video of fat watching mousenonce getting arrestedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1jHwWvdqXg
>>203772457no.
Ummmm i dont knoe what to watch while im in bedWhat do°°°
>>203772456i already take iron supplements because i'm anemic and trying to slowly work more red meat into my diet i've always been anemic and in the past i definitely would have had a fainting couch in my home whenever i got the vapors it's gotten a lot better
i wish i had a gun with which to commit suicide
>>203772503Cum but not like /cum/ but actually, cum.
>>203772503https://youtu.be/gEyFH-a-XoQ?si=GXDlsviWsh4fOjFvGive this a go
finished the cake feel ill now
>>203772503stare at ceiling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01NbZFkRsPgMongols are greeted by their kin in Finland. The Horde rides again.
>>203772403alright then let's settle this once and for all /cum/, which one??
>>203772534croikey
>>203772534Punished by god for your hubris
>>203772547i think black lingerie is hotter than white
Thinking about food
>>203772547Why not both at different times?
>>203772547high T on the left, low T on the right
>>203772547blue pill every time
I have to sit here in a heated cab and /cum/post while I watch my coworker get his ass kicked by 4 stuck bolts 50ft up in a man lift. Poor guy
>>203772547blue. Leashing is just mean and I cant bring myself to do it to someone I loveand gentle femdom is the patricians fetish
>>203772599tell him to use counter torque
>>203772599buy him a cup of coffee or something afterwards
>>203772609>Leashing is just mean and I cant bring myself to do it to someone I love>but they can do it to me gentlywhy can't you do it to them gently then?
chocolate cake for dinner is the red pill
I genuinely hate Californians. Not even a meme.
the golden autumn day strangler
>>203772648This and also australians and brits and kiwis
>>203772661Thank you for excluding Canadians
i don't hate anyone except the jokers on parliament hill
>>203772648keep crying, bitch tits
what can i do with the skin of the grape after i've eaten the fruit inside
>>203771718
>>203772648Whatever loser
>>203772547giwtwm (being leashed....
>>203772628because I wouldnt know how
Hate how we're getting the cyberpunk dystopia as envisioned in the 80s & 90's but it's jeets instead of orientals
>>203772685Sexo
>>203772697neon bathroom signs
>>203771748>700k wyomongs>vs.>370 million muttgoliansIt's the same as the 200 million USSRians against 3 million finns, or 600 million chinese against 1 million Tibetans. A small nation might put up a good fight but will be drowned by the endless tides of shit eating retards from its bigger neighbor, even if they lose a million in the process.
>>203772685chudjak doesnt even look human in that last frame
>>203772697Tasian
>>203772723more chudjak than chudjak
>>203772697india is not very cyber or punk
india is very punk
Toiletpunk
>>203772547neither
Tasmania has a high Muslim population
have a big day of adulting tomorrow so i gotta take the pupper out for his walkies early tonight
my bedroom stinks because i keep farting
>>203772547I JUST WANT VANILLA LOVEY DOVEY HANDHOLDING SEXI HATE EVERYTHING HAVING TO BE FREAKY
taz-muh-knee-uh
Wtf the catalogue is surprisingly good right now
>>203772763vanilla sex gets boring
>>203772758Post pics of said pupper
I mean Tanzania
>>203772697>instead of getting the right in a cyber club in the gentrified holographic factory part of detroit, you get left in toronto and she's selling you donuts that give you diarrhea because she doesn't wash her hands, everSomehow the dystopia was survivable with cute girls.
>>203772791I think you're the only one who understood the post
>>203772807I understood it
Ngl I don’t think that industrial society will survive the next 20 years
>>203772781Not if you're doing it right
>>203772781not if you're a femcel
>>203772782he's the one on the left :3
>>203772763you'd be surprised at how few women want that vs. men
You don't live in a dystopia. Everyone considers it a healthy society precisely because you're marginalized.
>>203772844The industrial revolution was a mistake
But then what
I want Californians to suffer. I don't want them to wake up with joy. They shouldn't feel serotonin. They should be miserable. I've never read a good post from Californians. I've never talked to a good Californian. I've never seen a good Californian YouTuber. California is home to Lucifer. California is the base of Hollywood. California is where whites sell and do drugs. California is where all black gangs originate from. California is where Mexicans become cholos. Their weather is shit. Everyone's sweaty and stinky. They all have low IQ. They're all violent. They're all loud. I don't even consider them American. I want them out the empire. All they do is produce problems. THEY don't even want to be here. Why are they still here???
>>203772859but ive read that society was collapsing
i'm getting into tarot and gave myself a reading, what does the hanged man represent?
>>203772827
>>203772844
>>203772849Unfortunately no i wouldnt beBorn to fall asleep in each other's arms and express true loveForced to choke and headlock and bite her nipples >:(
>>203772859leftists can't stop saying society is a late stage capitalist dystopia THOUGH. They only get mad when a chud points it out because uhhh that's the wrong reason!
I love whygena :3
>>203772873
>>203772841I NEED a fucking lonely femcel autist gf NOW
>>203772877Change or something, right? I mean they pretty much all represent change, or can. That way readings are ambiguous enough to be believable.
i guess a "healthy society" is one where people are atomized, infrastructure fails, wages drop, people stop having kids, cities either die or become over crowded
>>203772877intuition, wisdom
women keep hitting on me every time i go outside. very annoying
My balls are so cold
>>203772907See this is the funny thing, the only time leftoids say society isn't a dystopia is when someone who they don't like says it's a dystopia. Then suddenly everything is awesome because chuds can't be right.
>>203772903>lonely femcel autist gfliterally me
>>203772934XX, sorryGood luck tho cutie
texting "xoxo" to all my male friends
>>203772923i got this icebox where my balls used to be
So you mean he just carries the bear on his back the entire game?
>>203772940
>>203772952I say peace out girlscout and xoxo gossip girl irlGets an occasional laugh
>>203772955It's worst season but not that hot yet Especially bevause it's snowing in Canada right now
>>203772684skin thousands of grapes and make lampshades out of thembillions must squeeze
>>203772934post butthole
>>203772969based
>>203772968POV its 1 minute past feeding time
>>203772955don't worry leaffriend i understood your reference even if the ratpedo didn't
they did surgery on a grape
>>203772684feed it to your pigs
>>203772989
>>203772967Stop you'll make me feel bad
>>203773004>>203773004>>203773004
i wonder if we'll have an otter-free night
if i ever have a child i'll only give it a nintendo 64 and a gamecube, can't imagine growing up on the goyslop they feed children nowadays, would probably ruin you as a person
