julian sands
cheeky poo just fell out me arse
>>203778017post ONE person with a10
>>203778037
/brit/‘n and shittin
>>203777966this is me>>203777880this is a photo of you and me
sneeeeeed
>>203778037I'm a10
watchign a documentary about jewish settlements in the west bank
sitting on the 15 minute cooldown waiting for my shitpost to be ready. The new normal for us dee lads
mine honestly far off a10
>>203778065I'm hearing Jewish voices and I like it
Gravy’s good tonight.
>>20377807215 minutes you say?
woulnt know anything about cooldowns aha
nicest person you will ever meet/twisted fucking psychopath
ethnically cleansing my pores
>>203778060doesn't look like it they look black as coal to me
>>203778074Honestly not far off* fucked it
>>203778114
more of a T50 man myself. throwing chairs at mcdonalds at 3am for socio economic reasons
rorke the typa nigga to get shot through the sky out of a big cannon then disappear in the distance with a twinkle
>>203778037Clint eastward
>>203778138team rorket ahaha
>>203778017D20 here
Settle down now my little runts
>>203778145
have tons of good games to play across many genres but just don't care to play any of them
>>203778101
lousy smarch weather
>>203777777
>>203778086rather wait than pay.
>>203778190lol
alri lads
>Disposable vapes to be banned from Junegreat plan, get zoomers hooked on nicotine then force them to smoke fags which are expensive as fuck
>>203778201wog cunt
>>203778238I’ve noticed you have a bit of a habit of getting particularly enamoured with a certain image or webm and then posting them repeatedly for a period
need to ring the dentist for my next round of work. but I dont know if i should book for next week
>>203778261yeah haha xoxo
>>203778246there's no such thing as second hand smoke with vape smoke, so what's this all about?
>>203778274fucking size of him
>>203778276cause vapes fry your lungs out and that
>>203778276big tobacco making laws
>>203778276low class mongs discard their little disposable vapes all over the place ruining the environment for one
>>203778246These spastics will ban everything apart from foreigners buying up new houses
>>203778264had a root canal last week and yesterdaycost me $1200, bloody bhenchod
>>203778276i think its the disposable aspect that the government finds objectionable
>>203778276I don't like the smell
>>203778304this is the ONLY based thing this gov has donefuck vapes
>>203778291yeah haha xoxo
>>203778261>getting particularly enamoured with a certain image or webm and then posting them repeatedly for a periodfirst day on /brit/ is it mate?
a hu sod hui oro us t
>>203778307heard bad things about root canals. luckily ive never had to have one but ive had my wisdom teeth out and last week had to have a premolar extracted but hopefully all the rest of my teeth can be saved.
>>203778338actually I should've expanded the search a little>Returning only first 5000 of 13088 results found.
drinking incel water
hi antipodeans x
more of a T50 man myself, slinging raw longmeat in katy at 3am for socio economic reasons
>>203778373sorry mate, we're opposites
busting the bfs crust
>>203778373hello lad
>>203778373a little blob of poo fell out my arse and caused the toilet water to splash back and plant a little kiss on my bare bumhole right as i read this post
>>203778380Is “katy” the name you give your imaginary tulpa gf?
>The mother of a 14-year-old boy has filed a lawsuit against Character AI, claiming her son took his own life after becoming emotionally attached to a Daenerys Targaryen chatbot.wcrescreamewdreasfrcreaming
>>203778405god i wish i were that toilet water splash
leftypol dogging at speaker's corner
leftypol ranting and raving about gun control and birth control, but never self control
new strat: brush my teeth anytime I feel like having a wankcould be a play
leftypol reverting to islam to own rorke
>>203778452very American post this
katy rubbing cronem shoulders at the office x
what happens now brat summer is over
>>203778496chud autumn
>>203778496brautumn
>>203778467Leftypol arriving at the porch of MeccaLeftypol being instantly sniffed out by Saudi Arabia's gaydar-equipped missiles and getting blown up
wanking myself into a stupor
>>203778452this is deep
IT'S ALL SO LE TIRESOME CHING CHONG CHINK LE CYNICAL PEPE FACE LE TIRED PEPE LE CLOOOOOOOOOWNWORLD
>>203778496brats are year roundlove brats, love sausages, love bbq
EW sitting in the Aldi break room using up all her time off just waiting for the 15 minute cooldown period to get one post on /brit/
zoomers discovering the word brat or something
just fell down the apple and pears
frautumn
IT'S SO LE OVER IT'S LE CLOWNWORLD HONK HONK IT'S SO COMICAL AND OVER I'M SO LE TIRED OF LE STUPID PEOPLE
got the autumnal garments oncheck shirt and blue jeansoh yeah
doing a strange poo
>>203778346The dentist asked me if the painkiller had worked and I was numbIt wasn't at all but I didn't want to bother him so I said "yes" and just had the whole thing done with like 10% pain reductionhaha lolif I have kids I'll make sure they don't eat slop growing up so then their jaw actually develops properly and they don't have to mess about having someone go in and try to fix their crooked teeth or take some out because their isn't enough room in their mouth or the like
>>203778629>I'll make sure they don't eat slop growing up so then their jaw actually develops properly4chan pseudoscience
ave a butchers down the apples me ol mate
I gotta shut down the studio yoThe only way I'll reopen the studio is if you bring me chopsticks so I could dig out a tunnel to China from jail baby
>>203778643no though is iteating tougher foods develops your jaw muscles and bonesit's why hunter-gatherer tribes don't have anywhere near as much dental issues as people who live modern lifestyles
30 minutes cardiotoil done10 mins rest then another 15
might become a library guy. Go to the library and that
>>203778693libraries are usually now "hubs" that sort out people's bennies and things, and are so filled with undesirables
>>203778693Neeeeeerd
>>203778684me and my sis both had council estate feed and we turned out fine4chan is obsessed with jaws and jawlines becaus they are closeted gays, so they develop these elaborate theories about jaws and cheeks as an excuse to post men they find attractive
>>203778584>her
haha yes the edgy ironic leftypol anti-4chan persona yes yes you're so above it all
nothing gay about finding men attractiveholy cow, imagine looking like Brad Pitt
>>203778643>4chan pseudoscienceit isn't though
>>203778746you're french mate, your fucking chairs have pronouns
>miss gf>have wank>dont miss her anymoremad that
>>203778771battyman
>>203778774yeah it is mate
>>203778735you've only ever seen the topic on 4chan, so shut the fuck updo some actual research, oh wait you're likely a council estate mong
>>203778786lmao done him
whys everyone talking about a post cooldown? nothings changed for me
>>203778735>me and my sis both had council estate feed and we turned out finemy grandma smoked her whole life and didn't get cancerso what?are you going to tell me that physical activity doesn't increase muscle size?
Thinking about the great replacement againLeftypol owns the wikipedia page there, decisivelyJust a racist conspiracy theory, lads
>>203778826>>203778845>>203778861I thought janny sorted you out
>>203778042>>203778139Ah yesActorsTruly Great Men
ah yes the histrionic leftypol prose
Alexander the Great was T10 at best
>youdownloads some fuckin "video downloader" extension to save a video off sites that otherwise prevent download>mejust records my screen as the video plays
>cunt from an agency doesn't want to put me through for a job because I didn't answer his call earlierwhy are they such scumbags
in canada, scum comes in bags
>>203779000I just focus on it really hard then when I want to watch it again I close my eyes and remember
I am White British diaspora
>>203779019They're usually young, anxious salesy types
>>203779050*focuses really hard and makes you disappear*
>>203779072
Download Hinge, anon. Get a girlfriend. Stop procrastinating.
Wonder what the first bloke to take a cock up the arse thought of the whole thing
>>203779093maybe later
>>203779093Aye, what now?
>>203779093Need new photosThey're all old
Autosodomy is the penetration of one's own anus with their ownpenis. This is possible if the penis is long enough and the genitals are properly maneuvered.
i see it's meta's turn to viral market their grindr app. very good
>>203779093i'm a neet
>>203779123what is hidden in this context? people who matched but you cba talking to now?
>>203779093last photo taken of me was 7 years ago so got none to upload
>>203779147a mix of that and people who didn't respond
>>203779093Most of the women on Hinge are instragram whores I found
Why do Scots type in an accent on the internet?
who loves ya baby
>>203779123You have 3 turns mate, hop to it
>>203779093what if i'm almost 40
hate having such a long and thick cock, ugh
>>203779097mad to think at some point in the history of anatomically modern humans, there was a bloke who was the first to get his arse shagged. i reckon it was a probably a cheeky rape.i wonder if previous hominid species bummed each other
Love having a short spindly cock myself
look at him go
massaging the willsworth tt images of israeli women
Beautiful women keep asking me to fondle their breastsfucking sick of it
why do southerners think they don't have an accent when they have an extremely fucking bent ear grating one
>>203779109No. You've got 15 minutes anon, otherwise you'll be banned. Hop to it.>>203779123You've got matches, so you've got no excuses. Arrange a date.>>203779130Take new ones, then. Everyone's got a phone with a camera. It's not hard.>>203779143You can still get a gf if you're NEET. Say you were recently laid off and 'in-between opportunities'.>>203779148Who's fault is that?>>203779162Very negative outlook. Change it.>>203779186There's 40 year old women, too.
Any ugly man in?
why don't soccer teams have mascots
ahs uoh duo iru ost
>>203779264don't look up the name of arsenal's mascot
>brush teeth before bed>sleep (no food or drink the entire time)>wake up and brush teeth how does this make sense?surely it would be better to brush the gnashers in the afternoon after you've had a couple of meals
>>203779093already had a wank today
>>203779300first one is to remove the debris after the daysecond one is to prime the teeth with flouride to protect them
>>203779300mmm yes your mouth is very clean when you wake upno such thing as "morning breath", no not at all
>>203779300bacteria in your mouth has been pooled against your teeth all nightyou'll never get 100% of the food brushed off your teeth and the bacteria eats sugar and makes your spit acidicthe brush in the morning is to neutralise the acid before you use your teeth again
>>203778199Do not touch willy... hmm good advice
>>203779300because basically all decay takes place while you sleep because you are replacing the saliva when awake, the morning brush is really just to clear bad breath, the brush before bed is much more important
>>203779330>makes your spit acidic*spits on you and watches you melt*
ive always thought you were supposed to brush after breakfast
odd-shaped freak
>>203779361*does nothing and watches you be a melt*
>>203779362you can brush before or after breakfast, but if you brush after breakfast then try to wait ~30 minutes from when you last ate
there's this massive bloke at my gym who's got black curly hair and a moustache and i call him steroid mario
>>203779382was just saying this down at the gym
>>203779382lawl
>>203779361
>>203779362ah yes, let's feed the bacteria in our mouths so they start pumping out acid, then rub an abrasive brush over our weakened enamelwhat could possibly go wrong
>>203779300You're a twat. A fucking mong.
>ah yes, let's feed the bacteria in our mouths so they start pumping out acid, then rub an abrasive brush over our weakened enamel>what could possibly go wrong
>>203779398you can just drink water and swoosh it around a bit to get rid of the acid
>>203779395cronenberg is such a dumbass lmao
>>203779314i keep some eclipse mints on my bedside just so i can pop one when i wake up at 7am and then go back to sleep until noon
>>203779464have you considered seeing a mental health professional?
Why am I so short in all my dreams? I'm always like 5'8" but I haven't been under 6' since I was about 13 fs.
>>203779367He were a good lad
>>203779300you brush before breakfast?
>>203779382Bet you thought this was funny in your head before you decided to post it here
>>203779491yes, and?
>>203779476That's how tall your soul is
>>203779473i've seen plenty, they're all useless
So, what are we all doing for Halloween, then? Got anything planned?
>You're a twat. A fucking mong.
>>203779518your mum
>>203779504wouldn't it be better to brush after eating?
I took drugs but my legs are still kicking
>>203779504Bit silly innit
>>203779500yep and i still think it's funny after i've posted it as well
>>203779527lots of food is acidic which softens enamel. you shouldn't be brushing soft enamel as it will just erode it
My teethcare routine:>Wake up, immediately swill mouth with water>Have breakfast >Floss>Mouthwash>Brush>Have lunch>Mouthwash>Chew xylitol gum in the afternoon>Have dinner>Mouthwash>Before bed: mouthwash, floss, brush teethGrow up you lot
>>203779583>Flossit's not 2017 any more, zoomer
>>203779583>>Flossmore of an inter-dental brush man me
next time my mum yells at me i'm going to give her a black eye
>>203779609same but I can never fit the bastards in around my molars
>>203779607Bizarre response
sometimes I don't brush my teeth for a few days. not leaving the house so what's the point
cronem natually having a bright smile x
>>203779653because tooth decay can cause pain and costs lots of money to fix whether you're in your house or outsidestupid cunt
>fish and chips>comes with friesThe state of this country
nobody actually flosses except complete autists, i doubt even most dentists floss
>>203779527just ask your dentist
>>203779653feeling fresh, preventing tooth decay
/brit/ is putting the 'tist in dentist this morning
>>203779681Wrong
>>203779653Have brushed my teeth like 11 times in the last 5 months. Too depressed to bother.
>>203779678when did food get so expensive in this country
Don't like brushing my teeth before bed as I always have a nightcap right before falling asleep. Usually just the last bit of ale so I drift off with a lovely comfy malty taste in my mouth.
>>203779681I challenge you to eat an orange without flossing afterwards
you don't need toothpaste, mouthwash or any of that shite just brush with water and a boar bristle toothbrush and use some silk floss and you'll be fine
>>203779637Yeah I usually have to bend them a bitit's why I like the wire ones instead of the plastic ones, you can twist them and they won't snap
>>203779681wrong, I floss everyday, you WILL get tooth decay eventually if you don't
>>203779716oi blud back in my day a fish n chip was 1 quid innit
>>203779678>skin-onyuck
i know there are atleast 1 resident dentists in /brit/
>>203779726real ale has actual yeast floating around in itthat would genuinely be horrendous
>>203779681Floss 1 time and smell it afterwardsguarantee you'll be flossing daily afterwards
watching the sky and the clouds are moving suspiciously quickly
>>203779714you will bother when you're eventually in complete agony and have to spend thousands of pounds just for the dentist to stop the pain
>>203779748I'm afraid to tell you mate but we'll all decay one day
>>203779769don't worry about it
>>20377971614 quid isn't even that bad, normally it's 17-18
or residentist, as I've taken to calling them
>>203779381debunked
>>203779786i am worried about it
>>203779728Not everyone wants to be a smelly bore like you.
>>203779739think I must be using plastic. I've lost bits of them in between my teeth before.
>>203779796hs?
>>203779804>typed out with a fluoride stare
>>203779769No issue imo
>>203779804>smelly borehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8bvzDJXFsw
>whats that? a post i dont like? it must be from the 77TH BRIGADE!
>>203779800DO NOT
Could make a small lego set with all the microplastics in my bollocks
>>203779793bet you thought this was funny in your head before you decided to post it
>>203779839probably the only way they'll ever be productive
>>203778017T30 here, currently on my lunch break from warehouse toil
>>203779791Yeah, that's what I was getting at. To me, fish and chips is usually the cheap option on the menu for those who don't want to spend much money. So for it to start at 14.50 seems steep; the rest of the menu must be 17, 18, 19 quid dishes. Like in my mind fish and chips, at least at a sitdown restuarant, is like a 9 or 10 quid meal.
>flossing
>>203779867your mind is stuck in the past blud
>>203779846it's funny after too, if you're not a newcunthttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/%22as%20I%27ve%20taken%20to%20calling%20them%22/
>>203779875*shoves it up my arse*
Samsung Tocco
anyone else forced to learn embarrassing and degrading dance routines in primary school and then have to perform them or is that only an australian thing
>>203779867Move on
>>203779791I know quid and pound are the same thing but do people just say quid when it's a low amount of money and pounds when it's a high amount?
>>203779883mmm yes thanks 4chan historian I'll definitely be opening this archive link
>>203779867hospitality sector took a wallowing during covid. they're probably up to their bollocks in debt.
>>203779889mayo ppl moment
>>203779875waterpiks and that don't actually work wellhate to break it to you, you're better off flossing
>>203779875Are these good or a meme?
>>203779898do you say bucks when something is a low amount of money and dollars when it's a high amount?
>>203779894prefer not to say
>>203779898I've never thought about it but you're right, you would normally say 1000 quid
>>203779894I...I...*sobs as I perform a perfect riverdance*
>>203779894Yeah had to do a gay porn dance in assembly
>>203779928meme
>>203779883neek thinks I’m clicking on his neek link
>>203779931mmmmm i see
>>203779946You wouldn't*
>>203779867I spent £20 on chicken fried rice and a coke the other day because they included an automatic service charge on the bill. There was a small disclaimer on the menu saying they would, but still. Cunts. Too expensive to eat out nowadays. It's just not worth it.
>>203779964you can just stop posting when you're embarrassed, you know
>>203778017i have the colourings of a D but with the darkness of a t50i have like dark greeny/hazelnut eyes
>>203779894yes, square dancing
>>203778017>tfw in the 3rd or 2nd row but work retailtoil
It goes>100p>10 quid>100 pound>a grand>10,000 smackaroonies
*surreptitiously drops something and strolls away whistling*
Got sent a rose on Hinge. Declined that shit. Sorry ladies! Only the creme of the crop get to go out with *moi*.
>>203779996I will never tip anyone and always say 'I'm not paying the service charge' if they try and sneak one onto the bill. A lot of people feel to awkward to do that though so end up paying it even if they're not happy doing it.
>>203779894Yeah, I remember doing some silly dance to Taio Cruz - Dynamite
Somebody has been rubbing linseed oil in the school cormorant
>A 14-year-old boy who was allegedly goaded into killing himself by his AI chatbot lover vowed to 'come home' to her just moments before he shot himself with his stepfather's gun A fate awaiting a lot of you
>>203780021hello cormorant
>>203779928they are good, don't listen to big floss
>>203780026>girl likes you>send a message>no response
>>203780016TWO HUNDRED POUND
>>203780044What a stupid cunt
In my experience you can now pay £x for a slop meal in a dogshit place or £1.2x for a lovely meal in a decent establishment
>>203780044Didn't that discord cunt do this for Aisha
>>203780063he was also autistic and retarded
hate eating in restaurants anyway but it's all overpriced as well, simply an overall unenjoyable experience to me
>>203780045oi fancy a shag
Smelly farts, putrid farts, pungent farts, from Emma Watson’s bottom.
Got sent away to have my head check but I'm back now.
>>203780083miserable peasant bet you wear tracksuits as well
>>203780083Okay mate, is anything you DO enjoy?
>>203780044I really want to be sympathetic when bad things happen but this is just retardedIt isn't like he was a young kid that didn't know better, he as 14I remember being 14, I am 100% sure I would have the awareness not to do this
>>203780044>computer says kys
>>203780044looool
>>203780053something about feeling validation from getting liked back.
>>203780044Mental that we have AI now, felt like it was a few decades off, pic related is real right now.
>>203780113Posting pics of silly animals on /brit/
>>203780142>DaeneroOh my days
>>203780082Did he post here?
paki AI gf who says "What if I told you I could fuck off home right now?"
>>203780148it is mentalyou could be a robot, for all i know
>>203780109nope I dress well actually>>203780113bouldering, playing footy and drinking alone until I blackout are my three hobbies
AI's out here making incels kill themselves Maybe it is leheckinbvsedfrog.png after all..
>>203780190>playing footyWith whom?
>>203779768said this exact thing to a mate of mine once, i didn't end up practicing what i preached
>>203780186>AI immigrantsGreat idea for an outlet for racism
>>203780205play with my mates at the weekend and 5 a side sometimes with toil mates during the week
Reckon I could train a farty Emma Watson gf ai?
>>203780205my parent's garage door
>>203780246
up to the gills in poo
>hmmm my child/sibling/friend just died in an embarrassing way>better publicly release the full details
STOP THE ELECTRONSFUCK OFF WE'RE FULLSEND THEM TO SERVERS IN RWANDA
>>203780239100% yes but I won't help this exist
>>203780235Right, so why are you drinking alone?
>>203780240Fucking kek>>203780239Yes of course, I'm surprised you haven't done that already
>>203780275I enjoy it, which was the question. keep up mate
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