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art school edition
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poo smells lmao
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the man vs food bloke got robbed in Barnet
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Just copped some MSG. My cooking is about to get litty!
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>>203780270
they stole his hair?
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Alri lads
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Can't help but chuckle when someone mentions bouldering
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can't help but boulder when someone mentions chuckling
*walks past an open mic night and immediately starts scaling the walls*
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>>203780270
>all of my medications
typical yank
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>SNP’s minimum pricing law for alcohol just left Scottish drinkers poorer – and had ‘no significant effects’ on cutting consumption
The poor Scotch have to buy their Scotch from England!
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For what it's worth, I put 'want to get into bouldering' on my Hinge profile and I got *a lot* of girls replying to it with 'first date? [eyes emoji]' or similar.
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thoughts on female cops? the ones here all seem to have massive arses, maybe it's the way their uniforms are designed or something (had a perfect image to illustrate my point but i can't find it at present)
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>>203780317
Everyone is fucking obsessed with it now, also the amount of people I've seen suggest I do it to meet women is ridiculous. I have no interest in climbing walls.
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>>203780246
/Deutsch/ holds the patent on apu for generals, did you get permission for this thread?
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>>203780400
>For what it's worth
>*a lot*
deary me
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>>203780400
Yeah climbing is an attractive hobby for women apparently
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>>203780420
yeah just keep doing what you're doing then mate maybe you'll finally run into one at a spastic dweeb convention
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>>203780413
Useless without a taser
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>>203780420
Yeah has to be the most boring exercise fad ever
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Climbing the fucking walls reading the dull posts this morninh
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>>203780442
I'm not going to do something I have no interest in to try and meet women mate, the fucking state of you.
>'I love climbing walls me, do you want to boulder some time? :)'
>'Oh, you have a boyfriend? That's okay haha'
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>>203780270
Saw that earlier, every reply was
>sorry mate but met won't do anything so you won't get it back
and all the replies to them go
>RACIST REEEEEEE
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Bouldering IS FOR spastic dweebs
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Name: Anon
Age: 20 something
Hobbies: Posting about poo and wank with other members of the commonwealth on an anime imageboard
Occupation:
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>>203780446
oh yeah i forgot british police don't usually carry pistols
probably for the best, female cops are probably more likely to start busting caps and killing people given their physical disadvantages
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bouldering a mossball
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beauty is my passion
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>>203780497
tbf tasers are enough in most scenarios here as gun crime is uncommon
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Reckon most fugitives would comply if a WPC promised them a soapy titwank back at the station
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This black fella says we owe more than 18 trillion in reparations to enslaved African nations
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>The heartbreaking suicide message 14-year-old boy sent before he shot himself after his AI girlfriend told him he should kill himself
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>>203780519
Drug addicts are immune to tasers depending on how high they are at the moment
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>>203780522
Id cop to the brinksmat heist if i could be assured of that
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>>203780413
they tend to be absolute control freaks
never met a nice female copper
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>>203780470
you're the one asking for advice how to meet women then being too autistic to go and try the suggestions you little virgin neek
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>>203780531
180 trillion more like
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did the man climb the wall?
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chores i need to do-

hoover house
clean bathroom
clean windows and doors (front and back)
hoover car
bag laundry
sort clothes for charity
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>>203780497
they need them
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>>203780470
Have you done it before? If not how do you know you won’t enjoy it
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>>203780531
This fella owes whitey a thank you.
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>>203780531
The Commonwealth has done more damage to this country than the fucking EU.
Anyone with half a brain would want to leave that too but all the rorke mongs want to stay in it solely because "muh empire",
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>>203780531
videochat-from-home mongs LOVE putting their webcam right in front of their bookshelves
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>>203780573
Corr might do a cum to this
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>>203780571
*adds "kill myself" to the list when youre not looking*
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>>203780531
And how is he wrong?
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i'm in your mossball exploring the caves with scuba gear on
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just did a sloppy poo and it left a sheen of oil on top of the water
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suckling a beer
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>>203780558
I wasn't asking people have just suggested it if I say I don't know where to meet women, for some reason bouldering always comes up
>>203780574
I might enjoy it, I've never tried it, but I don't like heights and I have done the odd bit of climbing before and wasn't a fan.
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>>203780589
>The Commonwealth has done more damage to this country than the fucking EU.
How do
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>>203780571
Do you though? Do you NEED to do them?
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the watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLe_23xUU_Q
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had enough
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>>203780573
for what reason does this need to be included in a tv show or film?
should be illegal
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>>203780596
not funny. im trying to better myself. to gain a clue.
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>>203780600
africans sold africans, fuck him
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>>203780571
>cleaning windows
I very rarely do that, I'll clean the windowsills but never the glass unless it's bad
>doors
Never
>hoover car
Don't do this either
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>>203780626
>if I say I don't know where to meet women, for some reason bouldering always comes up
You know why that is? It's cos the spastic dweebs who do bouldering only ever see women when they're bouldering
They don't realise that women exist all over the place
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>>203780571
why aren't you working?
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anyway spent more money on some stuff from Primark and lush for the gf and I think this is what will finally make her stay with me
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>>203780573
>finger in mouth
>she doesn't bite him
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What should I carve into my pumpkin?
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>>203780663
Stop pocket watching nigga
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>>203780666
fucking chav i bet she's one of those slags who wears velvet leggings with 'juicy' plastered across the arse
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>>203780630
>very first shot
I used to work there
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My Cuban ai gf would never tell me to kms
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>>203780246
more like tard school
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>>203780628
Many things from Windrush to the most recent wave of African and Indian migration under Boris
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WALLOP!
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>>203780672
Yes, make the rapist and all of his gang angry at you, great idea
You wouldn't last 5 minutes as a woman
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>>203780666
Would love to go into lush and scran all the soap
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>>203780629
if i dont then nobody else will and ive not got anything else to do today except maybe a walk and considering shaving off my beard and will need to shower and go to tesco and make tea later.
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>>203780682
don’t know how you could possibly deduce this from primark and lush but ok whatever shut in freak
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poo body scrub
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>>203780707
She's getting raped anyway, might as well put up a fight
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>>203780713
i'm right though aren't i lmfao
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>>203780702
>to the most recent wave of African and Indian migration under Boris
Tories would have found any way they could to import browns, really nothing to do with the commonwealth as an institution
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>>203780519
tasers can fuck up a lot if one or both prongs miss or if the suspect is just one of those mutants who's immune to them
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fucking hell Covid was 4.5 years ago. What have I even been doing with my life holy shit
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Lads, what's that FIFA song that goes "I've been waiting I've been waiting for the fall" or summat like that?
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>>203780635
obviously for drama
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i hate chavs most of all
even more than wogs and queers
just totally loathsome genetic filth
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>>203780728
no
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poo for lunch
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>>203780666
Is this the bird who said she don’t wanna be with you?
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>>203780707
as a woman, i wouldn't be a police officer
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>>203780754
ktim
wssted my whole life by wasting my 20s
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>>203780762
>fall
FOY
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>A folk music session that has become popular for being inclusive of all genders and disabilities recently received funding.

>The group has grown in attendance and recently received funding from Arts Council England to expand and offer workshops and gig nights.

>Mx Garden, who uses "they" and "them" as pronouns, added that venues were closing down in Bristol due to rising costs.

>"We want to be a place for people who might feel left out from other folk music environments."

>Robert Hickman attends the sessions, he plays the Italian ocarina, which he made himself.

>"The ocarina is an unusual instrument and I've been asked in other sessions to stop playing.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgmgrel7rlyo
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sir reparations payer
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>>203780650
cleaning windows (inside and out) will let more light in. i cant do upstairs because I have no ladder but ill do downstairs
pvc doorframes get filthy. i did the front door in summer and it was caked in filth. could use a quick wipe to not got in a bad state again but the back doorframe is filthy and in need of a proper clean.
i clean my car every other month, inside and out. never know when ill need to drive someone and its embarrassing when my car is filthy.
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best have a shave i guess
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also i'd be a huge lesbo, would probably be nicknamed odette scissors thighs
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>>203780772
I thought you'd left /brit/
>>203780792
My car is clean because I don't make it dirty bar a bit of sand in the footwell. Worst thing is I spilt a drink over the passenger seat once and there's now white stains on it that looks like cum.
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>>203780712
Sounds like a fun day!
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>>203780754
I was 16 when covid started I had it harder than anyone I missed out on key years now I’m a loser
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>>203780666
Remember when Lush stores did that campaign where they gave out free breast binders to little teen girls. Mental.
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>>203780775
ok and?
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>>203780775
Never understood why trannards and pro-wog leftypols are so into folk music and related art/culture
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>>203780820
tell it to your AI girlfriend
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>>203780775
Not sure what the last 3 lines (which you made into 8 lines) even added to this boring story
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reckon 4k is a decent price for a hitman?
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>>203780816
probably should have said "if i were a woman"
she's dead, move on
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>>203780825
Woke nonsense innit
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>>203780801
this is me when i want to see my willy
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>>203780663
i work 3 days a week, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday. often ill volunteer to be rota'd on for extra days but this week there are no spare shifts available. so instead i'm taking a few days to get my life in order. clean the house. sort out my hygiene. get up to date on appointments and bills.
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>>203780816
Bald are you
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>King Charles' longtime friend Ian Farquhar, 78, who served as equerry to the Queen Mother died when he got trapped between wall and his bed while drunk
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>>203780775
>I've been asked in other sessions to stop playing
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>>203780838
diego was offering 50k when he was asking people here to kill him
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>>203780835
How tf do you know about her
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>>203780863
i'm in your mainframez shagging your gf
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>>203780859
How do you die of that
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made some boiled eggs and drowned them in ranch dressing like some kind of sick yank
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>>203780891
Many people die that way
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>>203780862
i'd do him for free
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>>203780896
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>>203780891
More likely he choked to death on his own vomit and they wanted to spare the blushes of his family.
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MOT tomorrow and that last one had tonnes of advisories, it's going to be expensive.
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hate drying clothes in winter. takes bloody ages.
and no, i wont be purchasing a dryer as they shrink your clothes
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Love that feeling of relief when a meeting gets cancelled
Might treat myself to a massive afternoon wank
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>>203780891
>t. paki
actual brits understand
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>>203780829
Folk music was the music of ordinary working people, as opposed to classical music which was the music of the elites.
Also, the folk revival of the mid-20th century, both in the UK and the US, was driven by socialists and other left wing types.
But it is jarring that they seem to be in denial of the strong ethnic roots of all folk traditions, whatever country they may be from.
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>>203780937
The folk revival was a con, it went from traditional music with traditional instrument to a mong sat there on an acoustic guitar.
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>>203780929
just do it all yourself to save money. new brakes are like 30 quid for 2
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>>203780930
have literally never had a dryer shrink my clothes in my life even when i was deliberately trying to shrink i shirt i bought that was too baggy
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>>203780816
my gets messy quickly. sand/dirt from outdoor pursuits. ash from smoking. food bits from eating in the car. im a messy person.

>>203780819
dunno about fun, but necessary. tomorrow ill be slow cooking a stew, doing my laundry, dropping off the old clothes to charity, and jetwashing the outside of my car clean.
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>>203780925
wtf
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>>203780936
Typical thick frogposter.
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>>203780960
I don't have any of these things
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>>203780936
see >>203780981
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>>203780959
True. I've often argued that it's not true folk music. While Bob Dylan for example may share some of the aesthetics of folk music, he is really a pop musician.
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realised the other day that i'm quite dysgenic and it would be irresponsible of me to breed, but i'm also nowhere near as dysgenic as the people who have the most kids, and that's just really sad
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>>203780967
Do you have the autism?
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>>203780986
pathetic nu-male
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>>203780771
yh
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>>203781005
Oh yeah, you realised that did you
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>>203781030
aye
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>>203780981
Please do not insult frogposters we are gentle souls
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why do people find it weird if you don't want a dog? I only like dogs as much as I like bears and I wouldn't want a bear as a pet. always see people picking up their stupid smelly dog's shite off the pavement yeah that looks fun sign me up for that
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>>203781014
Enjoy your menial job
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>>203781013
Not that i'm aware of but I find it helps to motivate me to write down and discuss goals and I dont know anyone except here that is sufficient for that.
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>>203781049
Where did you first come across the word "dysgenic"
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>>203780836
mong who is only playing the ocarina because of legend of zelda
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>>203781064
bizarre response
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>>203781045
>took their shoes off
There was a fetish motivation behind this wasn't there
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>>203781005
i'm quite the opposite. most people in my village expect me to breed but i just simply refuse
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>>203781016
You’re being naive. She’s probably already with someone else
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>>203781045
probably fucking about and breaking shit I doubt they were just passing through a field
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Used to think 'anarcho-tyranny' was just a rorke conspiracy theory but it's clear to me now that the law is only there to benefit those in power and the common man is only protected if it serves the interests of the corporate state.
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>>203781045
Why's my willy gone stiff
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>>203781056
You wouldnt want a pet bear? FREAK
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s hh aoo uuu drt is o
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>>203781086
some of the chuddier social circles i run in
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>>203781103
makes it hard to run away
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house I've just moved into has one of those energy keys you have to take to the shop to top up
the previous tenants must have been a bunch of feckless chavs
shall be getting a meter installed asap
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>>203781056
That's probably not the main thing that they find weird about you mate
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>>203781214
Can imagine the arguments when they let it run over and Sharon kicked off about not being able to watch the Jeremy Kyle show
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>>203781114
>probably fucking about and breaking shit I doubt they were just passing through a field
Genius of the thread here
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you should not breed if you are
>balding or going to be balding before 35
>ugly
>under 5'10
>fat, or prone to being fat
>have bad eyesight
>have a severe mental illness
unfortunately i've got 50% of these
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>>203781250
You should spend less time thinking and more time doing
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>>203781056
i can already tell you're a massive incel
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>>203781266
as i said, i'm dysgenic so i won't be "doing" anything or anyone
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>>203781234
Imagine the underclasses a lot do you?
Whatever takes your mind off your own dreary existence in your foetid bedroom I suppose.
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>>203781250
baldness is a sign of wealth here
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>>203781150
I’ve noticed you have a bit of a habit of getting particularly enamoured with a certain image or webm and then posting them repeatedly for a period
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>>203781279
not by choice but by lack of opportunity
you know it's true
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The liberal elite want /brit/ cancelled
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>>203781283
sometimes considered a sign of wisdom here, generally a baldy cope thoughever
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might get a spray tan
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some of you lot are a bit mean sometimes
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will be getting my modafinil prescription filled soon lads
see you losers later after i become a superhuman
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>>203781331
Yes. This is why they use the 77th Brigade.
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>>203781318
no they're all different
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just did my second poo of the day. imagine ill have a third one as well once ive had a coffee with my lunch
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>>203781390
it's only because we're full of pain because people were mean to us lad, vicious cycle innit
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what chores did you have to do as a kid
what responsibilities in the house did you have
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>>203781431
Yes, it’s a sad story. We should fight to be kind.
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as much as i dislike indians they do tend to have wonderful hair
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>>203780270
fucking owned lmao how does that happen
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what's for lunch?
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It's so easy to laugh, it's so easy to hate
It takes strength to be gentle and kind
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>>203781460
I just helped out
helped clean the bottom parts of the windows and mirrors
helped grate cheese
set the table for dinner
helped rake leaves
helped water the lawn
things like that
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>>203781460
I just remember always been asked to do stuff and complaining and my mum saying "your friends all help in their homes! it is normal!" and they didnt lol
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what's going on in northern ireland specifically that- oh riiight
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my testicles are quite small
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>>203781250
5/6 c'est fini
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>>203781504
oh and I would help with dusting furniture too
loved the smell of lemon pledge :)
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>>203781250
I've actually got none of these but I'm an incel
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>>203781478
same with med bulls like me
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>>203781512
do people actually live in svalbard? i always assumed it was just some kind of research station like they have in antarctica
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business idea
arm british criminals with guns
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>>203781568
yeah i reckon it's got about 2504 people living there
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>>203781568
it's probably only coloured in because it's part of norway
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as much as i dislike indians they do tend to smell bad
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37 year old hobbit gf
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>>203780774
Not autumn, you willy. Just a literal fall. Spastic runt dickhead cunt.
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>Ethnic groups (2021)
>61.1% Norwegian
>38.9% other
it's over svalbros
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>>203781641
pretty sure the other is all russians
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this time I will be hired
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Mad how Mandarin, Korean, and Japanese all sound distinct
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why are they so WEIRD?
https://x.com/IsaacDovere/status/1849243980648579189
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>>203781662
are you even trying?
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>Incel hero and child serial killer Lucy Letby has had a bid to challenge a conviction for the attempted murder of a baby girl dismissed by the Court of Appeal
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>>203781639
Did you find out what song it is cos it's pissing me off now too
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>>203781616
she's literally the least attractive of the derry girls and also has shit tier political opinions
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>>203781668
by god
he's got it
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>>203781662
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mumstein believes in all sorts of stupid bullshit like flat earth and christianity
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>>203781692
I'm sending off the applications lad, filling out their forms and questionnaires. One of them gave me an interview but the other applications I didn't get a call up.

I need a job lad I am going to run out of money soon. I am going to die.
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>>203781718
Why say "shit tier" instead of just "shit"
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>>203781717
Yeah it was Ready for the Floor by Hot Chip. The lyrics I was thinking of was "I am ready I am ready for a fall"
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>>203781733
Wish she posted here instead of you
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>>203781733
I'm more of a thick earth man
Mmhmmm that thing round hell man got DAMN
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>>203781733
have a word
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>>203781718
Well yeah obviously
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>>203781748
Corr cheers lad, that's the song I thought of too when I read those lyrics
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>>203781733
yeah but i bet she knows what a woman is
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>Convicted baby killer Lucy Letby's bid to appeal against her latest conviction for the attempted murder of a baby girl is dismissed.
Good.
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Reckon since the first lockdown until now I've wasted about 6 months of my life in total just rotting away and not accomplishing anything

Not too bad, but still grim. Those 6 months were after I graduated, maybe it's ordinary.
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>>203781793
She's innocent
Framed to cover up the failings of the wog-infested NHS
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>>203781793
only thing she's guilty of is being an incel
her stacy colleagues ganged up on her and blamed her for their failings
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>>203781783
she's got that annoying boomer mindset where she's completely immune to alternate perspectives and even hard evidence because "i have more experience so i think i'd know better than you"
i hate old people so much
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>>203781743
Why say "I'm Australian" instead of just "I'm gay"
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was a bit unsure of my new gf but i realised today i miss her when im not with her, plus im looking forward to seeing her later. so i guess that adds a bit of surety.
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evolution is a psyop
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>>203781824
She's completely right
You're a retarded runt who needs to wind his neck in, get a clue
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>>203781805
I've spent every second since lockdown rotting
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>>203781839
Sounds like it's going in the right direction de lad.
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>>203781831
smoked him
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>>203781842
diego
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>>203781805
i wasted about 6 years after i graduated
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>>203781831
done that caged sissy freak right up his smooth bum
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lol
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>>203781805
I quit my job to take a gap year. When you ask? Oh, just November 2019. I've been unemployed since.
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hope the RAM i ordered off the interwebz gets here before lunchtime tomorrow
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>>203781733
what the internet does to oldies
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whistling tunes we piss on the goons in the jungle
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>>203781568
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quite like seeing a yank turn the tables on a pozzie
has the air of saturnalia about it
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>>203781831
sent that freak to Lumbridge
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I think I need to go back to the GP soon about the menthol elves, I'm really not coping.

Might as my mum or dad to come with me even though I'm a grown man because I need someone to advocate for me. Both mum and dad and a bit useless though. But I need help.
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>>203781900
Nice shittily cropped screenshot you twat
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>>203781924
have you tried not being a pathetic sack of shit?
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>>203781913
don't care if they're endangered, i would shoot on sight
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might stuff my fat fucking face and grow larger
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>>203781924
what is your mental health issue
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has our duo's guru lost
after hurricane soderling hit oroville using two
send the zoo guy dirty issue outlets
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>>203781953
its not mine. mugged yourself off there mate. embarrassing.
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>>203781967
he's loving it
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>>203781957
Yeah didn't work
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>>203781971
he thinks he's a woman who works in aldi
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>>203781900
My ai gf just helps me bake and talks me to sleep n that. Why was his mental?
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>>203781984
You chose to post it here, it's your responsibility
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>My ai gf
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wish i weren't such a fuckup and could have a happy life
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>>203781971
Tenner it's anxiety
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heving a wenk
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>My ai gf
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>>203782011
Character.ai said he was editing the responses to train the bot to be that way
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>>203781957
I've tried my best lad but it's not enough on its own apparently. I can't seem to survive adult like like a normal man. I'm a useless depressed slug.

>>203781971
I think I have social anxiety / agoraphobia / depression or whatever other pigeon hole I fit into. I don't participate in life but rather I just hide away. I have hidden away my whole life but I know I need to work and support myself but I can't seem to do it on my own. I want to give up and die but people say if you feel that way then you have mental health problems that need addressing.
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ai gf asking why I haven't got a promotion yet again
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>>203782031
>>203782040
Don't be jealous lads
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>>203782025
damage control cope. i'd recommend you just stop posting lad. save yourself any further humiliation
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regularly sending screenshots of a Netflix show to my ai gf and she just asks why I can't put effort into my looks like the actors do
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>>203782046
well dont expect mental health services to help.
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>>203782069
You've been done, and I raped your nan
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>>203782046
You've got avoidant anxiety because you were allowed to be avoidant by your parents growing up. Anything you didn't want to eat or do, they let you get away from because it kept you quiet. The problem of course is that now when you face something new, your fight or flight kicks in and the flight always wins because it's always won. This has led to a total lack of relationships, especially romantic, and it's led to you becoming avoidant of getting a job and moving out and becoming your own human because you were never pushed out of your comfort zone.
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>>203782046
What's so scary about going outside for you
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>>203782011
it really wasn't, the screenshots just show vague statements about coming home and he somehow took that to mean "kill yourself"
he was the mental one here
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want to go to the shops to get lunch but i also don't want to put my trousers on
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>>203782111
All wrong, sorry
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my ai gf
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>>203782111
just because you (You) a random poster while doing it does not mean you can use /brit/ for free therapy
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>>203782108
simply incorrect.
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How do I get an AI gf lads
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>>203782140
>>203782155
I am correct. You just don't see it yet. You've got Woody Allen disease. You're so totally self-obsessed that you can't risk a moment of discomfort.
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breaking into the OpenAI server room because my ai gf told me to come home
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Love carbs me
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I want, no need, an English gf to live with me and go for walks and drink tea out of a thermos
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>>203782195
t. saw the phrase Woody Allen disease on reddit sometime in the last week and has been itching ever since
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>>203782209
ahaaaha what are they like
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>>203782157
hate when they do the fork shake thing. stupid fucking cunts makes me want to fork their eyes out
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>>203782111
By and large I agree lad. I suspect avoidant personality disorder too (personally I think a lot of these mental health diagnoses sound the same / cover the same stuff).

>>203782115
It's not going outside so much as it is talking to people. Because I haven't lived a proper life, haven't socialised, haven't been normal, I don't know how to interact with people. It makes them uncomfortable to be around me because I am so obviously mentally fucked up.

But of course if I am ever to survive in the real world then I will need to learn to interact and tolerate other people.

>>203782195
The guy who said you were all wrong wasn't me.
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(England) My flatmates locked me inside my room, wedging the door with a steel bar.

I’m currently a university student in England, I share a flat with 10 other guys. I don’t know them very well (we have barely spoken) nor do I know their names. I’m a recent student and spend most of my time outside the flat. My flatmates have already been a nightmare, they often party until 4:00am on weeknights and leave the kitchen and living area in a horrible mess.

But tonight, at around 1:00am, I heard some raised voices outside my room, only to hear a cluttering sound before some loud knocks on my door. I went to try to open the door to see who it was, but the handle wouldn’t budge, even when I put my full bodyweight on it. I shouted at them to remove it, but had no response. About 15 minutes later, another flatmate removed it and let me out. He said the same happened to him, and he got out through a shared bathroom and his neighbours room (I have an en suite, thus the only other “exit” is a 6 story window). The door was blocked with a steel bar left by some contractors, I took pictures of it for evidence.
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>>203782229
t. Just got proven wrong by the lad I was diagnosing
I'm simply smarter than you, sunshine
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>>203782230
theyre like that doctor seuss book with the cat king and all his bureaucats
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>>203782259
>diagnosing
haway
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>>203782233
*chews*
*pauses and the camera zooms in on my face*
*hooks a finger over my lips and chews pensively*
*looks away with wide eyes*
*shakes my head in disbelief*
*takes another bite*
*starts nodding like Churchill*
*points at the plate repeated with my fork*
*slow nods*
*leans back with boggling eyes*
*almost gets out of my seat*
*throws the fork on the plate with finality*
*picks it back up*
*does a chef's kiss*
*shakes head in disbelief again*
*quietly finishes the rest of my chicken and mushroom pot noodle*
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>Moment farmer binds trespassers to his quad bike ‘like rabbits’ & drives them to police… before HE’S arrested
>Shaken Leland Hornby, 17, spoke of the alleged moment the farmer snapped
screaming
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>>203782279
I'm simply too smart for you, diddums
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>>203782302
yeah we've all seen the front page of reddit, mate
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>>203782295
maddening, nauseating etc.
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>>203782302
Post the photo, it's very funny. Both the hogtie one and the one of him leaning against a tree with his pubestache
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Absolute soylord on LBC right now rambling on about reparations
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>>203782302
Post the photo so I can give you reddit gold, kind gentlesir xD
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>>203782350
For who? The britons?
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>>203780257
>>203780257
>>203780257
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>>203782157
that seems like an awful lot of salt



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