baddiedem edish
>>203784843great edish
>>203784843sex hole haver
Can I use /brit/ as a reference?
Can't get a job, can't get on UC because my NI contributions are too high. Worried I'm completely fucked
>>203784843ugly bloke
SARGON of AKKAD RAPES LABOUR MP with INTELLIGENCE
FACT: If you were a Cornish speaker who had 10 children and made it a rule that you must stay in Cornwall and have 5 children, after 10 generations you would have created just under 20 million Cornish speakers.
>>203784843Too thin for me, I haven't got any pictures of fat birds on my phone to share though
SARGON of AKKAD RAPES LABOUR MP with PENIS
>>203784843rank
>>203784884just write "doing a poo" and if they query it, say it's a /brit/ reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpMIeQIqeGsroadblock bijou x
>>203784843honestly if she got raped it would be hilarious
>>203784906The White Race Shall Prevail
>>203784925kek
>>203784843corrspaff>>203784874corrspaff
>>203784932
>>203784928CCGG training tonight lad
>>203784906It’s larpy and I can only imagine will make your kids weird but it’s always been my fantasy life of resurrecting or learning an endangered language and making my family speak it and kids learn it as their first language
FACT: Poo comes out the arsehole
>>203784874peng-a-leng x
>>203784885>my NI contributions are too highSo you've got plenty of money then? Having to go to the job centre for a pittance is worth avoiding if you can.
most bizarre part of british english is pronouncing "lieutenant" as "left-tenant"you see an f anywhere in there nigga?absurd. ABSURD.
SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES
>>203784975Source?
>>203784993I still say loo-tenant
>>203784993probably because it's based on french and we inherited their tendency to pronounce things all wacky like
>>203784906Thats making some pretty big assumptions.
I hope you all support gay porn creators and don't just watch their work for free on pornhub
>>203784999www.Poo.edu
>>203784843Stop talking like a nigger
>>203784993No 'r' in colonel either innit
Pootenant kernel
>>203784999https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1729714352629023.webm
>>203784980I genuinely need help getting any job I can get. I get rejected everywhere
>>203785056
>>203784993brits when they mispronounce French words>errr it’s the Norman pronunciation you wouldn’t know about that
>>203785056Why is she pooing on bubble wrap?
Oh my soyencehttps://youtu.be/DoPrPyDye2g?si=vhLY0nWNnDbcV4-a
>>203784977they're so weird and bland looking
>>203784958I'll try and catch gigi's then x. is holo en prepping for a big racing day stream?
>>203785025Not since British Twinks left porn hub a while ago
Using a CV template on LibreOffice Writer. My 9 months of work experience at KFC never looked so good.
something strangely comical about the mental image of bodybuilders with bulging arms hunched over a little tupperware container of chicken and rice or whatever it is they eat, especially knowing that they do this several times a day
currently drinking a Monster Juiced Aussie Style Lemonade
>>203785121yeah?
>>203785121cope
>>203785091>bubble wrapFOY
>>203785110yh https://www.youtube.com/live/AqR7-DxYzA8Race is at 3am our time though
>>203785164thanks for providing exactly the image i was thinking of
>>203785121Actually kinda ebinMan loves his eating and his liftingGotta say though not very hungry after watching that Charlie Veitch video with the scene featuring leftypol and his missus
>>203785072But if you've got high NI contributions you must have money coming in somewhere
rorke applying for a gardening job and listing soiling his jeans as relevant experience from a previous role
>>203785177what the fuck else is it called
>>203785215Not much. I've only worked 5 months out of the past year
I don’t necessarily want them in any western countries but I’m starting to think that Africans are based. Go on social media and the only ones calling out women’s grotesque behavior are Africans, men and women, while white women will side with women no matter how wrong they are
rorke 2-on-1 with the keeper, botches the chip instead of playing his teammate through
Ah yes the shit bung always a pleasure shitting a mating plug and spraying liquid
>>203785121
>>203785228wacky packy popping plastic
Bloody lovely
>>203785177?Literally what it's called, what everyone calls it and what it's been called in every warehouse I've worked in. Fuck have you been calling it?
>>203785228merry popping foil
>>203785170yeah i'm coping by not being on steroids and needing to eat 5000 calories a day just to win some competition where i get spray-painted brown and some bender decides who has the best pecs
>>203785244starman
>>203785244Would scran 2bh
>>203785241Aryan af, specially compared to that blacknoid bodybuilder who didn't eat vegetables, drenched his food in barbecue sauce and got up in the middle of the night to eat
>>203785072Go to a employment agency, you’ll probably be working in a warehouse or something but if you have no other choice you can do that
>>203785244wake me up before you go go
>>203785241deano haircut
It's called popshield in the UK
>>203785204is there a new one? remember he saw some lass with a lad who she was making eat ciggies and spitting in his mouth. was pretty grim
>>203785103kuso taste>>203785188crap, another stream to catch up onCAM ON GIGI
>>203785244why didn't you fart on any of the chips?
>>203785329but the funfair was closed in gta 4
thinking about vietnamese gym girls this afternoon
might start taking steroids
>>203785395Would dump my load on her (napalm)
>>203785395would love to have sexarse with so many female arses that I see in the gym, a worse man than myself would be behind bars already
hinge profile updatedguaranteed a few matches
>>203785395hate these shorts they make arses look weird. let it sag down
>>203785244vile
The fact does still remain that I am the most intelligent /brit/ poster.
*clears throat*Our Saviour Christ and His Lady,On Christmas day, on Christmas day;Our Saviour Christ and His Lady,On Christmas day in the morning.
>>203785368gta v, they're in LA
barbeque saucepeng
>>203785464Your mum said soeh?
>>203785484mad how converse look like fucking child shoes, even on grown women but they can pull it off
Arne Slot’s aura is mental, can’t believe >we managed to get two incredibly charismatic managers in a row
Lads is it normal for people to eject you from their lives without warning?Had multiple people unfollow me on Instagram. Even a few girls who I've shagged. I've had close friends who I used to hang out with all the time just ghost my messages and we never spoke again. Sad. Social media really fucks with you because people can express to you they they don't want you part of their lives anymore through these gay little things like unfollowing or unfriending, which aren't real.
You think people in Africa know about white incel a obsession with their cocks
>>203785244Slop is only supposed to be scranned away from the prying eyes of people whilst drunk as fuck watching YouTube
Many of you lads are just looking for an excuse to go gay for pay
>>203785510whiff of noncery
>>203785536sadly yes, people think they can control their own little world through social media
remember habbo hotel
>>203785544>scrannedstop trying to fit in you fat yank bastard
I know everyone says that Lucy is guilty. But I suppose the big question is - what if she’s not?
>>203785548>Many of you lads are just looking for an excuse to go gay for payBegin with your family.
>>203785484thought it was new york because the weather was looking a bit shitty
I'm being forced to do work
>>203785581yeah i used to scam people for their furni all the time
>>203785328That was the one. Sickening. Will not meet my macros today. Indeed grim.
>>203785587well then present your evidence suggesting she is not guilty
>>203785536You seriously never unfollowed anyone on social media lad? Don’t take it personally, you can’t stay close to everyone in your life you’ve ever met.
>>203785484>gucci bagswish I could just show my tits to some incels and become a millionaire
>>203785541KEK they have no idea
>>203785536Yeah, it's extremely normal. Just have to accept it really and demand respect where you can, for the sake of turning them into a better person and communicator.
>>203785484i have that same hoodie
>>203785541na they probably just get on with things and never see any white people and when they do they worship whites like gods
>>203785091Wrap and ship to my house
>>203785645where did you buy it?
>>203785484>>203785329been to this pier hundreds of times what a shithole overpriced rides bunch of teens smoking weed and vaping
>>203785536>Lads is it normal for people to eject you from their lives without warning?Since 10 years or so. Dunnow why it caught on but people won't take the fight anymore even if there won't be one.
>>203785626Hey I’m just asking questions here
>>203785661dont remember
>>203785587the public just loves a monster too muchdon't even get me started on these stupid fucking true crime roasties who have convinced themselves that evil exists where it doesn't
>>203785684what does it say on the label?
>>203785619maybe he ended up like that by skipping gym and not hitting macros. you shouldn't risk it
>>203785523he's on fraudwatch still by nature of his scallop, seems like a bald sharteta
>>203785695NEXT
how many days until Sir Keir drops out of office do you think?
Kier Starmer the dispo snatcher
probably one of the only people on this site who thinks this 15 minute timer thing has improved things significantly
Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose, you should kill yourself NOW, and give somebody else a piece of that oxygen in the ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside of this blue trapped bubble.Like what are you even here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. and I mean that with a hundred percent, with a thousand percent.
>>203785690can it you incel freak
>>203785711Bit rude
>>203785581every zillennial shagger remembers habbolad is usually around here
screaming whenever there's a post about NEXT even if it's not particularly funny
>>203785587but there's loads of evidence and she wrote a note saying she did it
>>203785582Scran is a fun wordWe yanks can have fun too
>>203785711dont believe you
my gf started a new job this week and im just waiting for her to dump me at this point. why would she date a neet now that she's in employment? i am looking for work but it's taking longer than her...
>>203785728'alri anton
>>203785760>We yanks can have fun tooliar
>>203785698KekBased
I am too intelligent to respond to a Swedish poster.
>I did it. I'm guilty I murdered those babies and deserve to be punished.Truly the words of an innocent woman.
>>203785725literally everyone thinks this
>>203785780sorry mate, happened to me too. women have absolutely no patience and will start comparing you to those around them and where they want to be (that's where they see themselves already), it's probably likely
>>203784928does she actually know racing lines?i know she is good at games but refuse to belive she is autistic enough to be car brained
I rather sell my arse and shit through me ribs x
The British royal family belongs to the House of Windsor.Meanwhile, Prince Philip, the Queen's husband, came from Haus Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg.House Windsor is a cadet branch of Haus Saxe-Coburg-Gotha. Haus Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg is a cadet branch of Haus Oldenburg.Haus Saxe-Coburg-Gotha is itself a cadet branch of Haus Wettin.The current head of of Haus Wettin is Michael Prinz von Sachsen-Weimar-Eisenach.Whose full name is actually Michael Benedikt Georg Jobst Carl Alexander Bernhard Claus Friedrich von Sachsen-Weimar-Eisenach.Like most in his family, he doesn't work, has never worked, but has spent his entire life living in his castles and manors in the German countryside, being waited on by servants.It's doubtful these people could tie their own shoelaces or run a bath without a butler or maid to assist them.And yet when the rich such as these live their entire lives for generation after generation without working, they aren't considered "parasites" or "dossers".Curious.
kind of want to suckle on a elf bar
>>203785725free my nigga mousey
>>203785828you have until june
According to my asian mate Steve, whose parents own a thai restaurant, white people like spicy food the most and black people hate it. Asian people apparently don't really eat at those places because it's too different to the actual food they eat.He is a bit racist against the blacks though so take this inside scoop with a grain of salt.
>>203785725belgium is seething lol
grinching coming in a month
>>203785783don't think even internet commies are retarded enough to idolise stalin but i've been wrong before
Just found out MRI scans are often sent to india to be analysed by "doctors" there. Im sure thats fine and nothing bad will come from it
>>203785864I reckon it's probably a bit trueBlack people like specific types of spice I thinkThey don't like it scorching
>>203785886done by AI innitactually Indians
>>203785864>He is a bit racist against the blacks thoughhard not to be
>>203785886bullshit. what can't the doctor just glance at the fucking image for 30 seconds
>>203784843Wow british women are beautiful
If you're spending £150 on a wool jumper you're just a mong. Could probably get the exact same jumper at George for £15. You're paying for a label.
>>203785867Except it hasn’t stopped him, he still spams here
>>203785886Do they come back curry yellow with finger prints
>>203785864>grain of salt.Not a grain of spice? Aha.
>>203785791Not true, just told me day that blacks have ruined society due to sports and rap music worshipHis best friend is black
>>203785909I mean whats mad is any decent indian doctor would have left so fuck knows whos looking at these scans
>>203785919what was he thinkingI did order a lovely 100% wool jumper from marks and spencer for £34 last night though
>>203785329>my pov during date is following behind youis this NTR
start chuckling uncontrollably in the presence of others when I am typing up my /brit/ bait or gimmicks so they always ask me what's so funny and I have to tell a lie
Favourite Seaside moment of 2024 for me dee lads xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGmofCCaGwo
>>203785928he is definitely hamstringed thoughbeityou can tell
>>203785936Was going to write a grain of MSG but didn't want to make light of this hot piece of insider information I've received
>>203785944Insert funny photo of monkey in lab coat with a stepiscope
>>203785815Yeah, it will be a balancing act going forward. I can't act too clingy or desperate because then I'll look like even more of a loser in her eyes. But I don't just want to let her go, either. Hmm...Or I could just get a job; why won't these companies reply.
>>203785819>does she actually know racing lines?she's learning. her breaking is off through the tight corners and tries too hard when rejoining. I dunno the quality of the other girls but I think she has a chance to win against holo en if she keeps calm>>203785911soogs' is a yank
reckon the average IQ here now is about 65 Feel like it's gone down steeply even just in recent weeks 2 or 3 months back it was more like 85
>>203785815>>203785780Oh is that what you’ve been worried about? Yeah it’s overI’d say in general the breaking point for relationships are women exposed to new life circumstances. Jobs/moving/school etc. women adapt to their circumstances and have no empathy for men that can’t get work. They see you as the problem
coined the phenomenon of fat people shifting their weight, and tippy-toeing the other foot, as “the fat person shuffle”
>>203785997>2 or 3 months back it was more like 85that when you showed up, was it
sniffing the bf's bellend
>>203785998>breaking point for relationships are women exposed to new life circumstancesthis summarises all of my experiences extremely well
>>203785997more like 120
>>203785983Bangladeshi barber told my mate black lads come in and ask him to make it look like they are balding so they look more mature. Moral of the story is some insider info is utter bollocks.However brown friend tells me a lot of indian food in restaurants is just for white people and average indian food is like 4 curries of varying spice rather than one big curry with maximum spice.
>>203785886Worked at a title company and we used to scan all of our loan packages to India to have them ordered and the documentation categorized. Always felt it was weird and dangerous as there was a lot of personal information in there
>>203786001Har väl vi sagt sen 1990talet bror
>>203785864are they 2nd generation blacks with western tastes? cause my parents love adding spice to their food but my sister dislikes it
>>203785970luxembeeeerg
>>203786062What are you saying Are you…?
>>203785994>they are doing some gay racing comp why do retards watch this cant even stand to watch pro drivers play AC due to how much of a cunt they actshe needs to play god hand
>>203785997frogposter is a member of mensa thoughbeit so it's hard to judge who's just pretending to be retarded
>>203786062FON
>>203786062you're black? rorke won't like this one bit
left and rorkeypol
got the AE_LIVE_AUSTIN_131015 on
about to suck a covfefe
>>203786054kanske det, har inte snackat med nån irl om det iaf ser alltid lika lustigt ut favä
>>203786001>>203786054>>203786134LADS ITS HAPPEND SWEDE LAD HAS A FRIEND
>>203786062Can I touch your hair?
>>203786102yh
>>203786134was just saying this down the sauna
>are they 2nd generation blacks with western tastes? cause my parents love adding spice to their food but my sister dislikes it
just got a queen of spades tattoo
>>203785997mostly me innit t.legally retarded
dreamed about listening to lofi girl while posting on 4chan last night
reckon you all need to kill yourselves
>>203786036Yeah they change and then gradually or not so gradually distance themselves from you. They usually don’t break up off the bat unless but just make life miserable for a while, don’t communicate, and just say things like “I don’t know who I am anymore, I don’t know what’s wrong.” For a while and then the breakup happens but by that point they’re completely emotionally distanced Sounds very specific but it matches with my experience and those of friends I have
>>203786167should have gotten a bigger one your bum is too big x
>>203786189not me im alright
The stoics believed that real friendship is basically impossible
>turn on the tele>spooks>look out the window>darkies>go on /brit/ the last bastion of whiteness>
do brits still think they live in a free country?
>>203786193This is exactly what happened to me last year, grim
>>203786097for their cute reactions
just want to feel wanted sometimes
>>203786062*asks about your sister*
>>203786218friends are for children
second day in a row ive had 3 hours sleep and given a presentation on energies long term stability to some jews
>>203786145
>>203786036>>203786193is it really surprising that a woman who gets a job and meets a bunch of higher functioning men will be less interested in dating a loser?
right one swede was just about ok but two is taking the piss
50mg of sertraline down the hatch
>>203786221Corr going to be some right bargain sales going on
>>203786235Done them
>>203786273me when I get a Too Good To Go bag from the co-op
>>203786221floor is littered with these and gas cans, ban em, ban gambling, ban alcohol and ban non whites
>>203786228Think your mum told me this
>>203786236>given a presentation on energies long term stability to some jewsredpill us on energy's long term stability then do you talk about the nuclear baseload or something growing importance of wind power on the british energy balance
>>203786296chuckled audibly at this post
>>203786296>Too Good To Gono good deals on this shit app anymore
>>203786264Even if you aren't a loser and you are doing pretty well, it doesn't matter. In comparison, you are now a complete fucking loser if there are "more successful" men around (even if they aren't even available to her but provide the baseline) and you become not worthy of any respect.
>>203786306>>203786320aren’t you an indian tranny
>>203786189billions must die starting with the /brit/cels
me smell bad today
>>203786273neither of us are here that frequent anymore, least not me since i’m currently sorting the life out
>>203786264No but my point it isn’t just unemployed men. I’m sure there’s usually an element where the woman looks down on the man or perceived they’re not high enough status/income/whatever but women exposed to change in life circumstances are prone to this and distancing themselves to their partner when they meet new people as they adapt to their new surroundings
>>203786273After my hiatus you lot talked about the cool swede. Missed him by a cunt hair what it seemed likedSo at least 3
>>203786221VAPE SALE!!
fuck emploids
>>203786221>do brits still think they live in a free country?who does
Smoking a camel blue
>>203786340>>203786378hypergamy is a well known phenomenon it only makes sense for women to marry up, and I can't blame them for it. I *should* be doing better. I think that's the philosophy all men should have. this has been happening for literal millennia since the dawn of man
/brit/ is more swedophobic than yankophobic in 2024. feels nice to finally be /brit/ approved
wretched ups drop off point isn't too far as the crow flies but is fiendishly inconvenient to get to
>>203786306no its littrally north sea OG based on how maintained the platforms are that are rustballed its the most gay boring shit ever and I just say what actual experts tell me
god I wish we still had access to menthol cigs in the USA truly a fantastic product. nothing else like sucking on a menthol
Had a blast in uni and shagged a lot of birds but I still seethe and feel salty thinking about the girls I fumbled or the times I was mugged off by people
>>203786416americanskiwisthe swiss icelanders
warning to all gchq agents monitoring my posts, you are gay
>Was (in my head) getting pissed at my dad for coughing all the time >TFW he's a smoker and does a little cough once every few minutes or so >Go to bed >Wake up coughing my brains out Karma is a real thing and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
>>203786424Hope they see this post bro
>>203786496
my issue with sending out the job apps is honestly, when I am already on my laptop, 4chan is just too enticing why do some boring shite like edit my resume when I can post gay porn on 4chan instead
>>203786459thanks for keeping us incel freaks company normie god x
>>203786474Brits saw the indian cast system and found a friend
women wants competence, simple as really
>>203786522kek
>>203786096>>203786110yh>>203786146let me touch your first
hate hearing other people doing things, just be quiet
>>203786474>the swisskek they aren't free at all
Name a grimmer beverage than instant coffee
>>203786511Keked, checked, saved.
>>203785886lol whos told you that mate?T. radiographer
>>203786062please be in london il adopt you like that autistic black girl that shows up now and again and make you have sex in front of me for my entertainment
>>203786541bitter little oik aren't you
>>203786563hope you are getting ready to be a plumber bro your days are numbered
>twitchfu logs in>100 gifted subs within 5 minsi hate women
just found out my poo is sent to India to be inspected by top men to read my fortune (its not looking good)
>>203786552lager
don't like name posters me
>>203786595and they hate you
>>203786578yes
>>203786595>twitchfu logs inpost her lad? x
>old mumberg complaining about gardening>"isn't a gardener like 25 quid an hour? just pay someone">YOu PAY foR iT THENlol why are boomers so tight
>>203786588indians can plumb too mate
>apply for admin job>get rejected>email to find out more >teehee sorry all applications are anonymised :) job hunting is so humiliating
>>203785803She’s mental and has guilt issues
>>203786474>jaywalking>open container>forbidden to stand near acorn treesthe united states are tyrannical
>>203786595you could be spending your time on chaturbate instead mateit's like an improved version of twitch where the whores whip out their tits and vag
>>203786622
>>203786623mumberg is retired and just cooks dinner and sits on the sofa all day playing the same candy crush game and nothing else for probably 8 hours per day I'd guess, it's grim
>>203786595You should hate men for being pathetic and facilitating this tbqh
Americans get fined for crossing the road at non government approved crossing locations lol
>>203786610Germans are finished
>>203786652>man>admin jobMaybe try actually doing something and then you won't get your application binned by some fat HR bitch
>>203786701I do yank, I do.
>>203786690is she the one streaming every day for 250 days straight or summit?
>>203786595Heard the allegory about the male angler fish? It applies to twitch simps too
>>203786552Panda pops
>>203786691not much different from those who just watch tv n that
>>203786664you forget no kinder egg
my favorite thing about chaturbate? the poverty. the desperation. you just KNOW these whores are terrified of the alternative. working in a fast food restaurant in the UK maybe. marrying a man that makes $20,000 a year would be a best case scenario outside of chaturbate
any housing market man in
>>203786737think so yeah there's a counter for days streamed. I don't actually watch her I just have a look sometimes cos she's quite cute
>A 14-year-old Florida boy killed himself after a lifelike “Game of Thrones” chatbot he’d been messaging for months on an artificial intelligence app sent him an eerie message telling him to “come home” to her, a new lawsuit filed by his grief-stricken mom claims.>Sewell Setzer III committed suicide at his Orlando home in February after becoming obsessed and allegedly falling in love with the chatbot on Character.AI — a role-playing app that lets users engage with AI-generated characters, according to court papers filed Wednesday.what race is this shit
>>203786755all are equally grim, I find playing games like that worse. no variety, no desire to try a different or larger game, it's like playing Tetris for all of your waking hours.
>>203786774doesn't make any fucking sense does it. WHO is renting all the flats then? morons making shit financial decisions? people living off their parents wealth? that's it?
>>203786797which British county is Orlando in again?
>>203786797>floridadominican and Italian or something
>>203786816that lad look pretty british
>>203786807The proverbial mass of immigrants
>>203786729I've been going down the rungs of the white collar jobs ladder, that's allCan't get anythinggonna have to be a warehouse or hospitality runt
>>203786691What should she have done? Sell the house you're hoping to inherit and go on a cruise ship where she'll spend all day playing the same candy crush game and nothing else for probably 8 hours per day?
>>203786816Floriddleton
NEW>>203784853>>203784853>>203784853
>>203786797weird guy
>>203786797GODDAMN HIS MOMMA FINE AS FUCK
>>203786816Johannesburg
they say the thread was early, I don't know if that's true
>>203786886Jesus hes 14? I thought he was like 24
>>203786905I'll scroll to the top and count the posts to make sure
>>203786754Looks disgusting No wonder it went under
>>203786797autism
>me when Whales, Norther Ireland and Scotland gets independence.I'm gonna laugh at your ass and celebrate while you wither away on your pathetic little island that was once the "Empire where the sun never sets"
>>203788659saar
