ebony and ivory edition
Every post in this thread needs to be a reply to me.
Getting pozzed up the fucking arse
>>203797392
>>203797303?
Main character syndrome: the thread
>>203797419Laying low today lad
dem timbs be tappin x
>>203797426Based.#NeverGoonNation
>>203797392I agree with the man
mad how women can just go around with their tits and their fannies as if im not supposed to not think about having sex with them when i see themwhats that all about??
>>203797426who is nov 5 and why should i vote for him?
>>203797459
Imagine spending the rest of your life playing table tennis with her12 hours a day, 365 days a year
Main character syndrome amd dysgenic freaks like >>203797450The thread
Party rock IS in the house tonight
>>203797478One of your strangest posts heathermong
>Big Brother has edited out an image of a pro-Palestinian watermelon symbol from the T-shirt of one of its contestants.
>White supremacist who shared livestream of Christchurch terror attack from his Somerset home and threatened to kill 'n*****s and Jews' is jailed for 12 yearshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13997775/White-supremacist-shared-livestream-Christchurch-terror-attack-threatened-kill-n-s-Jews-jailed-12-years.html
>>203797490Mad bro? Think we'd all be sitting here being friends and grow old together?FAGGOT
Been reading about the spread of buddhism to the tarim basin. it has moved me, especially the art of the kizil caves. I am becoming awoken.
>>203797511The I diaspora won't like that
Did mousenonce gft us with his thoughts on this tonight?
LIVERPOOL
shrekfunny
>>203797478she would probably kill you in your sleep
Till bombaclart do us part
>>203797525>Gabriel Budaszwouldn't racists also hate him.
>>203797537And yet you ignore us
>>203797511I understand the argument thoughIt was in the shape of a map of Israel which implies a total arab takeover
https://youtu.be/YbQQK07UK4M
>>203797525Lawyerberg slamming his head against the table with this one
Irish diaspora
So whose side are you on then lads, Israel or Palestine?
you are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge
>>203797622I fund both sides
grim>Woman who was repeatedly raped by her father and brother from the age of three reveals she had to have emergency surgery to repair internal damage - but her abusive parent told doctors she had 'fallen on a go-cart'https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13997915/woman-raped-father-brother-emergency-surgery.html
>>203797622We at /brit/ stand with Israel
heard the phrase technical debt so many times today at toil that its lost all meaning
>Chris Le Messie Kaba was shot dead by a police officer in Streatham Hill, London, UK, on 5 September 2022 after a police pursuit.
>>203797622NeitherThe more of them disappear the better
>>203797558The news (I don't read the news on it but this article said 'what we have learned') says that she isn't getting to appeal and the people looking into the deaths a second time aren't putting those things together to for that, but they are looking into the suspicious deaths
>>203797547Genuinely nothing wrong with being pro-Palestine and anti-Israel
rorke stands with israel until he realises that that means thousands of palestinians emigrating here
I'm like 90% sure my mate and his sister lost their virginity to each othernot even being schizo about it
>>203797660nigga got baguette legs :skull:
Erectile strength has halfed since my 20sLost a whole 1.5 inches to my willarth
>>203797426is that jerma
>>203797672you assume there'll be thousands left
>>203797676like a cupla maltesers
>>203797622
>>203797660Two poo in socks
>>203797653Imagine how good it must have felt to be the white policer officer sending him to meet his maker
>>203797426gonna copy this lad's haircut. gonna be awkward showing this image to my hairdresser, but needs must.
got a fruity wine from aldi
Smoking CRACK
just learned that the state is Connecticut and not Conneticut
>An estimated 600 men, women and children perished when the Adriana, an ageing fishing trawler believed to be carrying up to 750 people, capsized in international waters off the Greek town of Pylos.
>>203797676pov: my arse after booze shits
>>203797591sorry who are you? the xiongnu?
>>203797671I like that there are 50,000 fewer wog people on earth
>At least 45 people have died and many others are missing after two migrant boats capsized off the coast of Djibouti, officials say.
>>203797622Since Picts came from Palestine then there
xiongnu linux
why do they all look like that
HOORAYHOORAYIT'S A HOLI HOLIDAY
>did you just say scotland was northern england!?
The “cronems”
FUCK nebraska
hello matesmy tummy is starting to feel better now
spent hours drilling country quizzes to remember all countries and capitals
This entire board is just bots talking to each other isn't it
>>203797758I'm a bushman if karroo
>>203797790his eyes are transitioning into different directions
Staging a poo before pushing it to live
>>203797607fucking kek
>Six children and a pregnant woman were among 12 people who died after a boat carrying dozens of migrants sank off the French coast, in the English Channel. In total, 10 of the dead were female and two were male, according to the local prosecutor's office.
>>203797810catyank, what do you think fo maxwell the cat?
>>203797842um
>>203797825im a real boy
>>203797525was wondering why he was imprisoned for so long, then noticed he also added "political leaders" to his list of targets
>>203797836do you need a pooduct owner to communicate toilet paper changes to the stakeholders?
I’m a gay person
>>203797744usuauly the mornign after a big booze my first poo is solid shapes and then i do a second poo less than 30 minutes later which is spicy water
>>203797842woopsie
>Sara Sharif ‘never smiled once’ in months before death, says neighbour
catberg sleeping on the jute bag
and the gchq go straight to spamming trannies when there are truthful discussions being had
>>203797887lovely caged up sissy clitties
Ah the ol “Irish entrance” (entering a home without permission)
>>203797884Based Gael.
>*toot toot*yeh just like dat
why don't the migrants just stay at home?
>>203797919>jute bag
now THATS a woman
>>203797854He is in many videos of Half Life and the backrooms on youtube.
>>203797887the ideal women
>>203797945you really are an idiot, aren't you, rorke
>>203797912>>203797838>>203797782>>203797740>>203797614>>203797676Anglo-Saxon “humour”
>>203797884Alri Connor
>>203797525>'There is no intention for him to provide assistance - there is no intention for him to leave his room, in reality.>'He wasn't even going out to get food - he was having breakfast, lunch and dinner delivered.'>He added that the fact he had just 44 followers were a 'thankful drop in the ocean' and the gun he had was merely a 'prop'.>Mr Forte said the tweet was a 'taunt' from a 'keyboard warrior sitting in their bedroom hammering their keyboard and ranting'.>During his trial, Budasz, who is diagnosed with autism and Asperger's syndrome, claimed the videos he posted online were meant to be funny and from the point of view of a 'comedic' far-right character.
not eaten tea. need something i suppose.
Rorke mate, don't you know, humans originally come from AFRICA!Oh my days...
NOW DA PUSSY DEAD
Alright guys? Got toil on the morrow. Doesn't really feel like I've had a day off haha. On a 6:00 am to 13:00 pm shift tomorrow. Which is okay. Not the worst shift.
Do you lot reckon the janny rolls his eyes whenever he needs to look at a /brit/ post
>>203797878Yes pooese mate. Also my pooduct manager has been getting right pooey about my work so toss a poo at him would you
>>203797951Skull
>>203797392Based. Black women mog all other women.so much is unrealAt my gym the black women mog portuguese so hard. Hiw can they compete?There's the very tall dark caramel oneThere's the petite oneThere's the petite thick oneThere's the black venus de milo There's those teo that always train togetherThere's that one that only does leg exercicesThere's the one with black and white rastasThere's the one that dies it loght brownThere's the very dark thic oneAAHHHHH i want to ejaculate inside them all
>>203798017all the time
>>203797887UM
>>203797992You cannot eat "tea"Tea is a drink, not a meal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z01c2V7X7D8thoughts on Maxwell in varrock?
>>203798005piss off back to britfeel tilde you fat nonce
>>203798043well supper then
>>203798022will action before start of flush (thumbsup)
>>203798043fuck you on aboutmy tea's in the air fryer right now
>>203797998got a 4in knob myself
>>203797995Crikey Rorke hasn't made a blunder again, has he?Cor blimey Rorke, get a grip would you!
>>203797990I didn't think you could have both autism and asparagus.
Every morning the jannys gather around and pull straws to see who has to deal with /brit/ for the day.This also explains the inconsistencies with moderation.
very bloated (with poo). going to buy a fierce laxative tomorrow and spend all day SHITTING
>>203798043Very Anglo-Saxon post
why do they get so rattled about this shit? its not overtly political.
>>203797990Oh it is so over for Rorke
>>203798045https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suPhk6beAlwpreferred him in Minecraft desu
>>203797912
>>203798045https://youtu.be/bgMWPvAVskg
>>203798017He's the one posting 90% of them
>>203798122Rahhhhh
>search steam for twin stick shooters>see this ah yes
>>203797995>humans originally come from AFRICA!Different racesEven 50 years ago we s were different races from our ancestors
Fire poos our my arse like it’s a Gatling gun me
any whimsical niggas in?
>>203798130good soundtrack, never heard it before
here we are then, the lads
>>203798162Steam used to be a well respected platform
>>203798106not worth the trouble for them is it. they know there'll be screeching if they allow it to air.
>>203798106jews run the media
Mad how the girls i know are succeeding and the boys have just become doomer wagies
Diego day tomorrow so Get your questions thought and your praise pre-typed
the timbs are tappin
>>203798207ktim
>>203798186bollocksevolution is a hoax
>>203798098not a good feeling. Can't relax or focus on anything when I'm full of poo.
>>203798162it got mostly positive reviews
mad how poo peng gay poo porn peng
Very active in /Brit/ tonight. Last night was extraordinarily quiet.
>>203798186The receding of chins over 4 millions years has been a great fall
Church looms
might buy thishttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2283460/SEX_with_HITLER_2069/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-rLFtiS1JAthe listening. you close your eyes and wake up at baxtorian falls.
>>203798246fuck off
business idea: sex
I just hope Katy has left those negroes behind. Timmy is a good man.
>>203798186seen a few of these blokes shoplifting from the Sainsburys by Coventry Train Station
My fat obese evil grotesque sister has to take imodium multiple times a day so she doesn't accidentally shit herself.
protestantism was a mistake
>>203798292Least deranged Anglo-Saxon
>the most glaring missed opportunity was when the doctors failed to realise the significance of a blood test suggesting that a newborn boy had been poisoned with insulin in August 2015Wow they would have to do that quick And a lot of people talk about that. There was a video on YouTube of the interrogation of a woman that poisoned old people with insulin to kill them. Earlier in the news article they pointed out a more recent case from a hospital 40 miles away where someone had used insulin go poison people So with those being mentioned it could be to put measures in place to test insulin
I see the spam filter has done nothing to stop Adam from playing dollhouse.
White girls are off limits for Timmy. Best he could get was a Jackie Chan wife.
>>203798310thoughts on Cromwell
chips in the air fryeri've made a massive tea, there's zero chance i'm going to eat it all
Saint John of Kronstadt said that evolution is a lie from the devil.
>>203798207i dont know any girls
>>203798305Leave it on britfeel next time
>>203798337his new balances aint squeaking
>>203798305Yet every single man on the planet would rather shag your shitty arse fat sister than even be seen in the same room as you. Curious.
the cronem practicing their crip walk instead of being active on /brit/
I watch anime with the dub because I cannot be fucked that all that dramatic:>HOYA SHINJIA SOYUACHU SJUAJITI AEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIII>(i'm going to bed)their voice actors act like they've just snorted a line of coke and have 10 minutes to record a 30 minute episode
remember to report the Belgium flags off topic posts
heston barlowgary blumenthal
Made Anglicanism in CK3 but made it sexy by setting gender equality to female-dominated
>>203798343Your final meal hopefully you boring cunt.
>>203798378source on this lass
>>203798230Jay dyer is a very stupid and evil person you should stop believing everything he says catyank
>>203798310Truth>>203798342He resulted in all puritans being deported from Anglo-Saxony
more like poodeng
>>203798186https://youtu.be/JbQkdXsStUc
>>203798381thoughts?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vYeoLGuI9c
>>203798386done him
>>203798315Alright mousey? How is everything going?>>203798386Doubt it. She also pooed on the bathroom floor last night.
>>203798397>sexy>Female dominated A very Anglo-Saxon post
>>203798419bit long whats your favourite part?
>>203798342went too far
>>203797842>hehe look at me I’m a faggot Sick of it
got one foot in the grave on
>>203798394Dubs always sound soulless. like they're just reading the words off a script. There's no passion or vitality to it.
>>203798388what is timmy gonna d-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hdiZH0hsaA
>>203798399@suselida
screaming out me arse
>>203798310its not going to help me decide what to eat for supper
>>203798448you need to watch it all
Saint Ephraim also said that evolution is a false teaching meant to subvert Christian doctrine.
anime
>>203798230Heather mentioned that she watches him
>>203798417this video would destroy me on acid
Chris KWAB
The perils of using mobile internet (I didn't do this, someone else did)
You have to remember that he is still, at the end of the day, just a severely mentally ill human being. He is not some supernatural spamming spirit that feeds on (You)s. There is a genuinely autistic disabled loser cunt retard that spams this thread — and God only knows where else — every day, all day, replying to himself like he’s playing dollhouse on 4chan. Sometimes, I think of a particularly hurtful way to get under his skin, so I post it to watch him squirm. It has obviously been working, as the public display of his mental illness has become more frequent and extreme as time goes on. It amuses me to toy with his mind like the fragile piece of hodgepodge “art” an idiot child might proudly give you, one that you will discard as soon as they forget about it. He is a vessel waiting to be filled with hatred, a masochistic subhuman, even lower than an animal. He is a worthless piece of refuse on a highway, something you can’t help but notice, try to avoid, and curse, while also hoping it is removed immediately. Since the authorities will not deal with him, I must grind him into dust when he least expects it, then move on like a speeding car. Of course, he will pretend to not be bothered by it, then cope with one of his other dissociated characters’ inane spam. To me, it means nothing. Remember, Adam, I am always here.
The coaldem
>>203798488is for faggots
>>203798461sex with trannys is always dissappoiintting. poo smells
>>203798447femdom is a noble aryan fetish
>>203798464he invited to da cookout x
>>203798506You're an Anglo-Saxon, aren't you?
fucking captchas
>>203798506tell that to the jury
>>203798506aha yeah sure mate you didn't do it *presses silent janny alarm*
Pizza and chips at Leeds United £9
>>203798534heathermong absolutely did a number on you didn't he
thoughts on the j creek cloggers?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuBL0TnW3J0
>>203798534cornish diasphora
Timmy can't get white gash to save his life
>>203798539Feel powerful now?
had a brief chat about anglo saxons with someone at work today
>>203798529thoughts?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9FsH1lw_eU
>>203798577did they cringe?
philosophical taoism > religious taoism
All this propaganda about egalitarian feminist vikings is a load of bullsh*t. Women were not allowed to do much of anything besides take care of the home in ancient Scandinavian society.
>>203798550deserved for going yeah can I have pizza and chips please
>>203798602wipe my arse with both
Might get mesen a high protein yoghurt if that's alright with you de lads
Lad died near me the other day from drowning in a reservoir, he was a personal trainer
>>203798587cool
might just go to maccies. get some burgers and nuggets. ive got a big mac voucher.
>>203798629slip some broken glass in there
>>203798602religious taoism is the one where you live forever as long as you don't ejaculate isn't it?
>go out with a matehe invites other people out usually one of his mates at some point in the nightyeah ok that's fine>he goes out with his matedo i get an invite? do i fuck i get random pint pictures or "the pub's dead" no invitation no anythingffs what's that about then
>>203798629very feminine post mate
we need to start building our towns to look nicer
>>203798635thoughts?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_do35QJa7E4
>>203798644Get your mates to meet you there (LOL!)
>>203798614true
Mental how many friends I have on /Brit/>Spaino>Mousey >Belgian>Catyank
Go galt today
>>203798700How many friends have you had in real life?
>>203798665you post on /brit/ so you're the most boring cunt of the lot. little weird fella
>>203798665Seems he thinks, like we do, that you're a fucking boring cunt who whinges all the time.
air jordans resting on her coffee tableif new balances did that, it would mean divorce LOL
>>203798621stfu idiot>>203798660not sure about that but maybe
>>203798727new balance is pretty hype among us black folx tho
>>203798727thoughts?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO3NryxLNTI
>>203798700I'll be your friend but only if I can still call you ST
>>203798678interesting :)
>>203798700All of them have a secret 'cord where they post descript fantasies about you hanging yourself
>>203798768what about this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svp4-QieQF0
>>203798772all them have a secret cord where they share pictures of autogynephiles wearing dresses and black willies
Farm Tools Were Designed For Men. That's A Problem For The Increasing Number Of Female Farmers.https://www.kosu.org/food-drink/2020-11-11/farm-tools-were-designed-for-men-thats-a-problem-for-the-increasing-number-of-female-farmers
>>203798721yeah i do post on brit not very often though done like 4 posts today>>203798726first whiny post of the day mate can't even remember the last whiny post i mate
Imagine literally NEVER having a friend in your entire life. All the way back to your earliest memory, no friends, not ever.
someone in the last thread was talking about house shares and it reminded me of when i had to get a house at uni and every time it got the point where we'd add each other on facebook, they suddenly find someone else
Spainpaedo biting his finger and suppressing a sob after he gets banned and sees the "Please wait 15 minutes before posting"
Keir Starmer AND James Corden both on ITV tonight??? Corr, get in
>>203798796i dont understand it
Now, I've heard there was a secret 'cord
Timmy, put away your book on Palestine. There are serious happenings afoot - your crush Katy is in danger!
>>203797525>He was also made subject to a Serious Crime Prevention Order for 30 years.What the fuck!!!!!There are Encrochat dealers who were doing business with high ranking members of South American drug cartels who didn’t even receive an SCPO, and the ones that did were only subjected to it for 5 years
>>203798837the text is in englishtry this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xiZrsRSZ9o
If this isn't proof he's a janitor then what else do you need? Seriously what the FUCK
>>203798848This isn't Pokemon mate
sir dis'corder
>>203798808Only an Anglo-Saxon would want a woman ploughing
I'm in christmas mode already
air jordans leaving streak marks on dem floorboards
get me mentally well again for petes sake
>>203797607howling
>>203798700Post your tight little white arse darling x
he price of take away has slowly been creeping up and it's now averaging £30+ for 2 of us which is just not worth it.We recently paid £45 for Chinese but both agreed we won't do this anymore.
Scran
panic on the streets of Cheadlepanic on the streets of WarringtonI wonder to myselfWill /brit/ posting ever be fun again?
And the very latest from the cronem?
>>203798884thoughts?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUr2-yJxQc4
>>203798681if i had mates this wouldnt be a problem. we would meet up and eat meals together and it wouldnt be rubbish like maccies. it would be nice pub food or if i had female mates id hang at their place and she would cook and then we would fall in love and get married and have children. but im a lonely incel shut in with no friends so its a lonely incel meal for me.
>>203798863thats quite long
>>203798881for the sake of this general drop this gimmickwe don't need more mentally ill cunts ruining it for the rest of us
Love black women me
>>203798765What do I call you? Australian Transphobe?
>>203798937try this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3MFFPKphIY
ok google show me fka twigs nudie pictures
>>203798912Need this in my veins
>>203798944What's it like having sub-90 IQ?
>>203798912literally used to get these at schoolme and my mates would go down the chippy on a friday lunch, buy one of these, scran it then run around for PE an hour laterMental looking back
post black women webms please
>>203798929funy :)>>203798964thoughtful
any rastas in?
>>203798923Hanging from nooses after they refused to get buckbroken
mad how good cumming feels when you don't cum for a while
I post on /rus/ sometimes and they are either really friendly to me or just spam transphobic memes when I post
>>203798987thoughts on this one?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVnzXA9b7Ww
>>203798961Holden will do
>>203798882so this is christmas...
>>203798952Are you Irish diaspora?
>>203798996Remember this?
>>203798990had an absolute belter of a lamb shank last night
girlie what the duck
It is mental how badly I mindraped him
Any /bigbrother/ man in?
>>203799010yeah lol
>>203799030nah the youngest in my family like
>>203799030no and you are nothing
>>203799020why the duck did she make this face and then decided to include it
I might be reaching, but at around 16:15 minutes of her newest vlog, it looks like she was about to describe the inn as romantic but stopped herself?
really wish id engaged in my homosexual fantasies when i was younger and twinkish
>>203799050Bit harsh
>>203799011>he was seething about me calling him fat lol
Because the customer is always fucking wrong, they talk a bunch of shit but we know what is going on
>>203799030im a middle brother. older brother lives in London. younger brother lives in New Zealand.
>>203798990yh I spaffed so much it dissolved the tissue
communicating with the ex gf through a google form from her work
Slightly repetitive, innit?
>>203799058um
>>203799020looks fine
>>203799081That AI video and the gorillion comments on it made me very upset
>>203799082Mad that your brother went halfway round the world to get away from you cunts
a (slightly obsurd) thread on /brit/
>>203799120actually were from NZ, i moved over here
>>203799094a (slightly absurd) 24 year old woman pretending to be a child and twirling around in her back garden. Grow up, Rugby.
>>203799135Then fuck off back there
Does Ruby ever go travelling without Blakeney now? it's a bit... you know...
>>203799168blakeney isn't a real name
>>203799158no
>>203799168Certified lezzers them two
having a (slightly absurd) wank
>>203799176Define real
>>203799168not an atom of testosterone between them
plap plap plap
>>203799197
>>203799196non yankish
going oxford in 2 weeks for work will be within close proximity of that fucking bitch
>>203799070you need to know your place and not get an inflated ego from sucking gov dick by snitching. being a snitch passant is not a personality trait
scream
No idea why mongs spend so much on clothes when you can get quality clothes for cheap from ASDA or NEXT
>Janny deletes all his spam posts to try and trick us into thinking he's not doing it Very funny but please consider suicide.
>>203794823>>203794823>>203794823
>>203799603>>203799603
>>203799213
>>203799215blakeney is a place here
