>DUDE I had SEX with a VAGINA. It was AWESOME it was like secreting GOOOO and I LICKED it up and then I PLAP PLAP'd it DUDE I put my PENIS inside a WET HOLEAre normalfags like this in your country?
Not quite like that, no.
>>203804554It doesn't count as sex if a condom was used.
Normalfags are like this in every country
Kek this was hilarious and the soyjak is kino
>Go to buy condoms for the first time>Nervous bc it's embarassing>Say to myself "you're overthinking, it'll be just like buying anything else">Go to Walgreens>Grab condoms and a few other random things>A black lady who works there is chatting with some older black man by the door>She says, "oh go to the register baby, i'll be right witchu">She starts ringing me up>Picks up the condoms>Says "I'm not trying to be funny, but we have some of these on clearance behind you">There's a little table with random objects strewn about on it>I'm confused>She's like "it's right there, you see 'em?">I didn't realize at first bc they weren't at all the same brand of condoms>I say, "Uh no thanks, I'll just stick with these">She says, "Ok, I just always try to save people a dollar if I can.">Older black guy enters the scene>"That's why I always get the three for one!">I start to laugh awkwardly>Then he raises his hand shows three boxes of condoms>I must not have hid my bewilderment>He goes, "Oh they're not for, they're for my sons."
I look like this and say this. Not even a normalfag I just decided one day to BEE myself and guess what? It worked.
I am very attractive and extremely charismatic, but I can't approach women unless I'm black out drunk bc of severe psychological problems.Just two hours ago I went to get Peruvian chicken and caught three good looking girls looking at me on the street.
>>203804554i was like that the first time and didnt think of anything but re-experiencing it for a few years. my unhinged dedication made me quite successfull.then i got a gf and i thought exactly the same only now i got it 3 times a day.
>>203804685USA has so much SOVL
>he thinks sex is magic still and arent jaded
>>203804755>I am very attractive and extremely charismatic, but I can't approach women unless I'm blackMany such cases
>>203804616this. at best it's mutual masturbation
>>203804888lmao
>>203804616
>>203804685>"Oh they're not for, they're for my sons."KEK
>>203804554I had incelsex last weekend
sex is so fucking overrated it's unreal. I tried 15 times and couldnt cum in none of them, I always had to end with my or her hand.
>>203804616you see, Im not fond of either babies or STDs.
>>203804685I once went and bought condoms and I was embarrassed so I bought an apple as well. I put them at the end of the conveyor belt and the girl slowly brought them towards her.
>>203804685KEK big if true
>>203805050?Explain
>>203804554Why are there so many sexual products called Troy? What does ilion have to do with sex?
>>203804554yes, there doesn't seem to be a higher goal for men or women.
>>203804755>I am very attractive and extremely charismaticyou are not
>>203804685true if big
>>203804554I'm honestly not sure I believe sex is real at this point
>>203804554They do be like that
>>203804554i used to hate sex till i geomaxxed. but i realized with looksmatches and above, it's fucking great.
>>203805805except i am. everyone except my family members say so.
>>203804685True big if
>>203805100cause you're addicted to porn/jerking off
How do you buy your condoms? I go out of my way to stores I never normally visit to get them.
>>203804554But sex with your lover is peak of human life. Nothing better will ever happen and it's pity that you've never experience this.
>>203804685>>203805176>>203807086>what is online shopping
>doctor asked if i had sex again
You know it just occurred to me I never EVER see anyone buying condoms. And I’m nosy and look at what people are buying all the time to make fun of their choices in my head. I can only conclude that either no one is having sex near me, which I find unlikely, or no one is using condoms. This place must be rife with illness
>>203805176Next time get a cucumber instead. She'll be less confused.
>>203807660Same desu. Never seen anyone buy them. Sex is unironically a psyop. It literally isn't real.
>>203807965I think it’s more that people are retards and don’t use them. To be fair sex is like 50x better without it
>>203804554Rating?
