road sodas editionprev >>203804931
Idiotas.
>>203807049Marry me
im gonnaVRROOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM
real new >>203807042real new >>203807042real new >>203807042real new >>203807042real new >>203807042
based drinker and driver
>>203807033be careful out there, boys
>>203807060retard
>>203807060if you aint first youre last
I have a rash where a cluster of tiny red spots with yellow heads have appeared, nd have no pus in them if the yellow head is squeezed maybe bevause they aren't ready. There are two or three of these spots near the cluster in the same area
>>203807060no thanks pal, shit thread
birthday dinner at the cheesecake factory is tomorrow dont feel as excited as i was 2 weeks ago about it
im back
>>203806982Sanna is cute. Imagine sticking your dick inside her ass so hard she passes out for a while>>203806988>>203807013timezones hate americans>>203806986lucky mf I have to drive 10 kilometers to nearest grocery store
I'm not sexually active (no gf)
Tfw no gf who passes out when you stick your dick in her ass
thinking about cancelling the birthday dinner to make my parents suffer
I got monkeypox
is cheesecake smooth like a cream?
>>203807103were you the Finn that showed off young sanna?
>>203807143you dont have cheese cake in brazil?
>>203807156no
cheesecake is dry and disgusting
UK 100 +0.26%
>>203807165no it's not
>>203807128Why?
>>203807151unfortunately not, that doesn't look like Sannayou got pictures of that thread?
>>203806988>>203807013i meant 9pm erm my badbut yes i go to bed at around 9-10 :)
>>203807181some other finn posted her, I guess
GBP: AUD UP CAD CONTINUES TO FALLTSLA RISING FAST
niggas be like"this cake too spicy"
Alkemy capital investments PLC (ALK) UP 740%
a good cheesecake is absolutely divine
RR. & BP UP
who is winning the russo-ukrainian war
>>203807221THEYRE DOWN
cheesecake like icing is disgusting but fatoids will say otherwise
>>203807104>>203807116>>203807173/brit/ bro time to go to bed, don't drink too much, you can't handle it, i've seen so many episodes of cops in UK, they don't even have real guns like in america>>203807190Sanna, too bad she's not blond
>>203807238At this point they are both losing
I have once again misplaced my phone
>>203807266post your number, i'll call it for you.
it looks so smooth though, like a pudding
>>203807243ratpedo doesn't sleep
>>203807243kukkakaupa
>>203807286Tää
Sad!What's their name?? Even though I don't really like people with black hair
>>203807243One day I will do a trip through Vilnius, Riga, Tallinn, and Helsinki>inb4 those cities are lame!Don't care, I want to see them anyway
Bitches that dye their hair blonde are either the sweetest little things you’ll ever meet, or trashy hoes. No inbetween.
>it's unlikely to go swimming this time of year>decide to shave my legs because I shouldn't have to wear shorts>family invites me to a pool the next dayI already feel like I can't control my life and the stars consistently find a way to rub it in my face. Why can't people stop being animals and just plan things ahead of time. Not that I'm going but it would've been nice to and not have to look like a faggot.
>>203807286kukkakauppa*>>203807300wtf kind of cat is that
>>203807311Say that you shaved them to make yourself more hydrodynamic
>>203807309I've been dying my hair blonde with this sunbun spray. Such cases
Me watching all the /cum/mers walk by
Reverse image Google never works
>>203807179they have been mean to me this week
>>203807311just own it and say you shaved them cause you wanted to, its only embarrassing if youre embarrassed
>>203807307All countries have their defenders, don't go to that city! Come here instead!If you go to Helsinki (hyi helvetti), check out helsinki national museum
which finnish city can i go to to have sex with 4chan posting femboys/tranners?
>>203807323I don't think they would believe that, it's not an olympic pool, I don't have much interest in that, and they already question if I'm a faggot.>>203807388I don't want to deal with that. They're just going to talk about it and say retarded shit behind my back or to other people like they do to everyone else.
>>203807103>10kmmy manthat is like under 15 minutes of a drivemy grocery store is similar distance
>>203807424helsinki more like hellskinky
>>203807424turku, those people drink and use drugs A LOT and i assume they also fuck like rabbits
>>203807311would be better to not be a faggot in the first place
Roald Dahl, beloved children's author and virulent and unrepentant anti-semite.
currently moving several hundred gigabytes of rhythm game charts
>>203807427develop some confidence and spine my man if they rib you too much just tell them to fuck off lolyou just tell them you thought it would be nice and wanted to see what it was like, like a new haircut
The soup is boiling>>203807455He worked with Jews in business iirc
>>203807436grocery shops in finland only deliver closealso nearest kebab shop only delivers under 9km i thinkdo niggers live in country side in america?
>>203807485i dont get anything delivered except my mail
>>203807481Jews in business? Say it ain't so!
>>203807463
Can i say the n word here guys?
I feel like if /cum/ were real life you'd all judge, gossip about and bully me like a bunch of normies just anywhere I frequent irl. But other generals do not have that normie vibe
>>203807485also i live in the second blackest state in the union by percentage, so that question is unfair
>203807501very twitter-like post
>>203807485in the past they overwhelmingly did but during the 20th century they moved to the cities it was called the great migration
>>203807464Well I'm not doing that. In fact I'm even planning to just move away so they'll be forced to plan ahead if they want to be around me. I'm sick of spontaneity
>>203807510
>>203807507sometimes but usually no
>>203807508you would have to be extremely fucking autistic/weird for me to judge you i will put up with a lot for the sake of being nice to people and making them feel good>>203807521you do you my friend
>>203807508I would
>>203807509>>203807512niggers invade finland in cities like Helsinki, Lahti and so on. thankfully they haven't invaded country sides, that's why i asked, gotta have an escape plan if shit gets rough
335 squat for 8 repsGetting decent
>>203807541There is no escape you have to stand up for your country and people or you will eventually be replaced on the country side
>>203807033cum
>>203807552that's more than decent anon
>>203807541oh you mean like actual africans? idk i feel like they will live absolutely anywhere/put up with anythingbut here yes i live in rural bumfuck nowhere and theres lots of blacks around but my state also is 1/3 blacks by percentage so like i said an unfair assessment for average american experiencei unironically probably have way way more interaction with ethnics than your average university big city liberal champion of the people blm whitey
>>203807498Yeah go into entertainment and they're everywhere.to janny: this isn't disrespectful/racist
>>203807552nice shit aye i remember when my max was around 408lb for 1, im getting back t here back in the gym for a few months and im squatting 280 for 5s rngj anon i know that took you like a year and a half or more of work
>>203807532What's "extremely fucking autistic/weird" THOUGHEVER? It's probably a lower bar than you're describing
>>203807564I'm fat. 230 lbs so not goodStill losing weight while getting stronger. God bless noob gains
>>203807508imagine the female /cum/ users making fun of you and degrading you haha that would be awful lol
my daughter's friend, Fernanda, is so pretty, what a dad must do to keep their friendship bonds last forever
>>203807582i couldnt describe it if i wnted to but i'll tell you that since youre able to be reasonably normal online here im sure youre tolerable irl by my standards, i only cant stand the severely autistic who just continue their giga spaz behavior when i tell them to leave me alone, like this one guy from a discord server who would cosntantly ask me to post pics of myself or do shit like ask me to record voice sessions with other people in case they burped so he could save the burps for fetish folder
>>203807581I've only been back to the gym since july 3 after a long long hiatus. I used to be strong and that took years
you people can't even take a complimentI give up, 4chan has run its course for me
>>203807600that's not autism if anything that's the opposite of autism
>the female /cum/ users
the female cum users are all dating me, i fucked all of them
>>203807609very simialr to me i wish you luck and gains anonbeen back since jul 14, down to 238 from 274 atmi wasnt really focusing on my squats that much until now so they are lagging160/260/280/365cutting indeed makes putting on numbers hard like you said, but im back to doing 10 pull ups in a single set so that makes me happy>>203807614whatever i just mean as long as youre not a giga sperg youd be fine by me irl, i wouldnt really judge and shittalk you, just probably not be best friends or anything, which you shouldnt expect from people
tfw no mommy domme gf
>tfw no autistic incel neet bf
>>203807625There's two at the very least.I am an authoritative source on the topic.
im too brown and esl to even post in this website. fuck is wrong wit me
>>203807634People at my work are making fun of me because I'm a virgin and gay I didn't even bring it up they just know and they keep asking me a lot of questions like they are the KGB or something which I stupidly answered
RASM>>203807651what about autistic non virgin bank working bf
>>203807664ay you good ???
>>203807664eyyy homes u good dog
>>203807659YWNBAW
>>203807668they just sound like assholes, sorry. people are just mean when they can punch down on the social totem pole, very chimp brained behavior you cant really do much about. you shuold try your best to just be confident and make it not a big deal, it's only embarrassing if you feel embarrassed.literally fake it til you make it, think of the pepe
>>203807674bank teller?
>>203807698I'm a hairy fat man, so yeah.
>>203807683https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRGaf-m1V54
>>203807634Nice weight lossThat's my main goal but I'm having fun getting back into lifting as a pleasant side effect. Wanting to lift hard really helped me stop drinking and that makes calorie cuts so much simpler
>>203807668>>203807699if it helps my social group has lots of gays and virgins and even a tranner, i was a virgin until 25 lolyou wouldnt be judged for silly shit like thatwe got brown people too>>203807726danke, yea im still finding new things to enjoy getting back into all my old lifting work i used to do, i started doing cleans and snatch pulls again this week, cleans are so fucking fun but my form breaks down at like 125lbtrying to just do an ass ton of floor pull work beacuse muh trapsi wish you good luck in your cutting and lifting endeavors anon we are gmi
>>203807697>>203807678im good
>>203807725reddit video
>>203807750cutie spotted
>>203807745>if it helps my social group has lots of gays and virgins and even a tranner, i was a virgin until 25 lolyou're still a virgin if you banged the troon btw, just a faggot virgin
>>203807664which cunt?
>>203807750cinderblock to the back of the head
enough blogposting its bed time i will phonepost tho devil emojign /cum/mers>>203807771nope had big sexo many times with an xx female woman
>>203807752
>>203807752I ate way too many ruffles tonight, wishing I had been paying more attention they're just so easy to eat
/brit/ is so horrible
>>203807772>>203807782>>203807788i like takis
>>203807750owo
>>203807780spinny…
>>203807745I haven't done any cleans or snatches since high school (the football coach/weightlifting teacher loved the oly lifts)
>>203807792never been there, why?
>>203807794Disgusting chemical crackers
>>203807792whyd you do that yourself
Made the bf dinner while he games with some friends
>>203807828size would only matter on the age where you use it
>>203807805cleaned your mom’s snatch iykwim
>>203807828I am 4.5 inches and a chaser
reverse image search couldnt find the source of the maid image, but it knew it was a femboy
Lmao at Iceland becoming more “refugee friendly”. They see what’s going on in the rest of Europe and say “surely that won’t happen to ME”
>>203807745I'm a blue collar worker in Alberta I will get lynched if people find out I'm gay and tranny
>>203807869what are you chasing with your tiny thing?
inceland
maybe you should reverse image search some BITCHES, my guy
Love driving my car
>>203807871well duh
the problem with driving is the other people
>>203807807>More racebaiting than /cum/>they post news headlines of gruesome deaths with pictures of some stupid looking man>Obsessed with imaginary person named Rorke
>>203807902We know it’s you, Rorke
>>203807897Low IQ tards with horrible reaction time is what makes driving suck. I bet i'll be fun again once Teslas auto driving really takes off
>>203807828>brazil 7.6 imagine thinking self reported stats like that are real idiot
>>203807915I'm sorry you have a tiny pp
>>203807897why don't you have a copilot? my wife drives as I'm a drunktard, but I'm always checking the rear view mirrors for motorcycles, or pedestrians... I have saved her twice from full hitting a bus that was parked and running over a motorcycle.
>>203807911Autopilot taking off will probably coincide with a ban on manual driving, either by law or by insurance companies making it extremely expensive or uninsurable to do so
:)
>>203807878thing is with women they gossip and speculate "bad" things about people but they know they are too weak and shit to do anything to youmen don't regard gossip as meaningful and only wait until something is confirmed to act on itcertain that if I told them myself that I'm a rainbow people I will get sucker punched and then drowned in a pond
>>203807750gayson finally took the plunge, eh
>>203807956hard decision cause most foids shouldn't be driving and also most urkelkins, but also i want to drive when I want.but also autopilot will make getting home from the bar a lot nicer
>>203807897I used to leave at 3am and drive to the middle of nowhere where there was a twisty road just to not cause problems. Yet dumbfucks will still be drag racing on friday in heavy traffic. There was a dumbfuck who almost rear ended me because he was speeding and I had to move out of the way or get hit by a merging vehicle because I was sandwiched between to cars. Unfortunately for him I know where his car is parked
I needa lut on 10lb lf muscle stat
>>203807990it was inevitable ngl
>>203807956I'll make my own killdozer and they can try to stop me.
the ol nat-soc to tranny pipeline strikes again
bustin hoodough walks back immigration, says ganada will dramatically lower the amount of immigrants coming into the country.too little too late but damn, weird taking a complete 180
>jack in thr box commercial on my first yt video of bed timeFuggggg man i NEED to travel to an event in the city so i can get jitb
>>203807794takis chips are better than lays, those wavy dragon sweet chili ones are criminally underrated
>>203807990>>203808070>>203808077gayson may be a troon loving degen, but that's clearly not him
I only eat chips from the asian grocery because theyre not as greasy and have like 1/4 thr calories
>>203808149youre right, its missing the reb flag
It might not be gayson but you just KNOW that bussy squirts
>>203808179squirts poopie?
ON THIS DAYIS EE CLEARLYEVERYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING HAS COME TO LIIIIIIIIIGHTa bitter placeAND A BROOOOOOOOKEN DREAMAND WE'LL LEEEEEEEEEAVE IT ALLLLL BEHIIIIIIIIIiiiinnnd
Me, with the water cannonyou, with the fagflag
https://youtu.be/aruPhaQe5yw
17 days (i think) without biting nails and im at a point where i have to cut them, im literally accidnetaly scratching my peepee and my nose bled when picked t, and now i realized i literally dont know how to cut my nails
i want to learn more plant based recipes but nothing that requires a lot of prep work. id like to go vegetarian at some point but im a bit overwhelmed with learning recipes/what groceries to buy.
canadian niggas be like "personal hygiene 2 spiccy!"
I would sex a passing tranny maybe even date for as long as i was having fun with them but i dont think i could marry one, i need kids
Cuando vuelvaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!I love so much my mexican women
I will start my journey to be a plumber this year around January its shit that I am staring at 22
>>203808264Bro your webcam is hacked, I can see you
>>203808274Thats a fine age to start a trade
>>203808247if i fell in love with a transgorl I'd prob just get a surrogate mom. not sure if i could handle adoption.
>>203808271the mexican girl has an ugly potato head though
>>203808271See I like MMA girls who look like legit tough feminine tomboys, and not the 60% woman 40% man hybrids that fight in the UFC
>>203808288I will be a apprentice not a journey men sadly
im 100% reading all that
new ranma remake is bretty gud
>>203808264
>>203808163I love this shit
>>203808311Based
22yo niggas think they’re old and not total babies lmaooo
N
>>203807828Seems self-reported.
https://youtu.be/PBcnZCa1dEk
>>203808311what is this schizo babble?in english, doc
The metric for whether or not you're allowed to say the n word should be whether or not it sounds natural when you say it
>>203808238umm........nigga its called a salad
the metric for whether or not you're allowed to say the n word should be whether or not you're using it to disparage black peopleif you aren't, there's no reason to say it
>>203808247does that include a passing ftm tranny who is taller and more built than you
La Santeriaaaaaa!Los collares que me cuidaaaan!!!
>>203808140>wavy dragon sweet chilithe goated ones are the purple ones
Rimworld time
IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
>>203808399i dont get it
>>203808337
>>203808399Nigga please, I say "nigger" if I want to.
>>203808274im nearly 30 starting a trade. shut the fuck up
canadians
you guys hear what happened to moo deng
they call me bob the builder cuz imma fix her
>>203808271the classic wmma head and arm throw
>>203808472
>>203808444that's probably cuz you're a dumb NIGGER>>203808461calling me a nigga is like calling a nigger a cracka
i want to insert a bullet inside my head
>>203808491no what
>>203808359that's a full grown man face it unc you're old
>>203808238Enjoy being unhealthy, there's stuff that only meat offers, or can be gotten better from meat. One of my sisters is a vegan and no lactose and the other is a no gluten and no lactose. They're both constantly struggling with their health. Meanwhile I eat steak 3 times a week, and meat with almost every meal, and every check up the doctors give me shows that I'm in perfect health.
i'm 26 and i need a job
imagine if women had a speedometer on their pussy. could be nice to tell your friend when talking about girlfriends, "yeah but mine is barely used", unlike your rusted to shit pontiac firebird, where did you even get her, wtf?
>>203808519>calling me a nigga is like calling a nigger a crackaNigga doesn't refer to "black person". It refers to someone you respect, like your brother or close friend.Nigger refers to a "black person".>crackaGet the whip, bitch.
Imagine if women had a speedometer but for how turned on they areNo fake orgasms and you can know you ran her into the red zone
>>203808557>m'am do you know how fast your pussy was going?
why does no one ever espouse rape correction as a cure for gay men
>>203808557what would be more useful, and hour meter or an odometer?
im 21 and its over for me
>>203808557You don't want a speedometer, you want a odometer.>>203808579You don't want a speddometer, you want a tachometer.
i'm kind of done imagining women ngl
Imagine if you had a speedometer for being a fuckin nerd
>>203808607bro same
>>203808598>t. ponce de leonyou were 26 yesterday
>>203808557based post
>>203808603thanks, odometer was the word i was looking fori'm also drunk as shit but it's a normal day in finland
drinking milk
>>203808607Im not im about to jerk off and go to bed so my imagination is just getting fired upFor tn its the latina princess from the gym
>>203808542Vegetarianism alone isn't likely to cause problems unless you eat crap all the time or have other issues. Protein deficiency is rare for example except in anorexics, alcoholics, and thirdies. Veganism is trickier.
>>203808634https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0skwHKA-eo
>>203808532me neither haha lol
https://youtu.be/04LkZ-gAIV4?si=1jy2PYVaifE3nYj5
>>203808674holy cringe
>>203808624thats the other brazilian here
>>203808680Nah
>>203808691https://youtu.be/HWKnp8ncA8s
>>203808654YOU JUST KNOW!
>>203808691Which one of you is the tranny?
niggas livid about the salad post
>>203808634Our cycles are lined up milksisterI'm drinking it right now
what do you mean im funnyfunny how
Holy shit I gotta start paying more attention to the news I’ve missed out on so much
>>203808693
>>203808647I didn't say protein deficiency.
>>203808701know what
>>203808723that's the quote, from that movie
>>203808727But none of it has effected you, why should you be concerned?
>>203808723funny-looking
>>203808712enjoy bud
>>203808557does it count if they fucked themselves with a dildo or how doesit evn excude mastrbation
>>203808708you know that tranny ugly cause he hasn't posted pics and tried to attention whore
>>203808737That the frog is going to get raped by a bull.
>>203808738No its from family guy
canada bro, since americans don't know much about ice hockey, are you looking forward to 2025 world championship?
>>203808399Using ‘nigga’ ironically is still making a mockery of how they speak THOUGH
>>203808674the girl singing it is WAY better
>>203808753>you know that tranny ugly cause he a maleftfy
Just ate a bag of these and now my stomach hurts :)
>>203808763i'm sure joe pesci said that at some movie
>>203808751only halpa makkara counts, so dick only. dildo is fine
>>203808771das rite, my nigga
>>203808777>handcrafted-stylewut
>>203808770Americans up north love hockey wdymI only dont know a thing about it bevause im from the literal opposite end of the countryBut hockey is like total new england/midwest americana pastiche
>>203808777Just ate half a bag of these (with a glass of sparkling water) and my stomach feels great :)
dont want to say nigga no more because people might think i'm not racist
>>203808770do finns know about the florida panthers?
>>203808782how does the odometer distinguish between penis fuck and dildo fuck
>>203808799https://youtu.be/nKaSSsB6Wqg
>>203808776well sure but relative to other troons he's surely on the ugly end
Saying nigga/er is really not that big a deal lol why are you autists making all kinda rules about it wtf>>203808775Its a good thing we can have both and i can enjoy both huh :)
>>203808792finland, canada and sweden are best in ice hockeyon the other hand i don't know anything about basketball or baseball
>>203808712Did you ever taste human milk since you were a baby? I want to get a woman pregnant and suck on her tits just because I want to taste human milk.
>>203808796those are good but I think they had sugar in them
>>203808822Unfortunately no. I had a chance to but missed outSome day!
>>203808821Basketball is a lot more fun to play than watch desuhttps://youtu.be/EW5LyHXUWYE?si=Yax2bePBmjcjMFJahttps://youtu.be/XbtmGKif7Ck?si=zBgVNl4trWNb-t59
>>203808803it has a biological sensor so it distinguishes between plastic and human dna
>>203808852There would need to be a load sensor too. You'd want to know how many creampies as well
https://youtu.be/KlcJs3ogHoE
https://youtu.be/y6_mfv4qems
>>203808829There’s a little sugar, but I’m not doing keto or whatever; I don’t mind
>>203808843Well for thr sport yhsys true anywayBasketball is fun to watch because the nbaggers have total chimpouts sometimes https://youtu.be/bqFCvwQGBEA?si=w8h6tcyx2gvOn7nW
working out kills my horny. other people say it makes them hornier. what gives?
>>203808868fuck that's a good pointhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSXJfqkT36M god bless america
>>203808918like immediately post workout ye im pretty exhaustedbut in general when i work out during the week i have higher test and libido
>>203808852dildo collects pussy juice and becomes covered in human dna just by being in a vag
>>203808899I just try to avoid extra sugar in things, which is practically impossible
>>203808939this specific sensor distinguishes between male and female DNA, are we still talking about cars?
>>203808918>other people say it makes them hornier.gotta be high t
>>203808957I generally do that, but I figure jerky with a little sugar is probably a better snack than most of the alternatives
https://youtu.be/c_ppKVwVGjQ
>>203808958what if she has cais sundromewhat if it was a used dildo and a gay fag put it in his butt
if i ever have to evacuate from finland to usa, in minnesota they have many finns?
>>203808993No but there's krauts
>>203807042>>203807042Recycle
>>203808990in those cases odometer would just ignore the results since they're outside of normal use
