costco guys edition prev >>203807042
i like my cheese drippy bruh
Got DOOMS from PSU fan
>>203813296Hey cousin angelo whats that smell?
how many BOOMS on the BOOM METER does int get
I have this dream where I die in this beautiful frozen lake, she told me it was her favorite place, I have to face the fact that dreams are dreams and reality is reality.
How do I meet guys who won't molest me when my grindr is on autostalk?
>>203813783DOOM.
>>203813296Red pill me about Costco, is it BOOM or DOOM?
Question for EFLs of /cum/How good is Caveira's English?https://youtu.be/ch0frlW_x34?si=HLBYU9bB0h-a6n2-
>>203814017Depends on the amount of people shopping, but their stall will welcome, and tell they love you
CANADA USA MEXICO ONLY!!CANADA USA MEXICO ONLYY!!!!!
>>203815021sweden is america's 51st state
>>203815180In some people's dreams maybe.
>>203813912Nohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o7G_3deGps&list=PL08D1C07A50820FEE
Doggo is barking again
I like to cook bratwursts during autumn. What brand do you all recommend?
Just took a big shit.
.
with double chonk chokolate cookies and chicken bakes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJEChcrmoT0burgerpunk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spB1MM97nb8why are burgers like this?
I got that special needs "softball" a few nights ago. I forgot I still have that dichotomy with people
>>203814017my friends are always posting how they do their groceries there
wake up in the mornin feelin like p diddy
>>203817418sharting out a fart im gonna hit the city
What went wrong?
>>203817534before I leave post some Sneed in a thread filled with scat
>>203817677she is retarded and anoying>please visit my website for my agenda
>>203817677Trumpfags got too cocky. Also the election was rigged (unless he wins, then it's fair)
mindfulness meditation is essential for the modern man. Making decisions throughout the day fatigues you, the only way to be non-degen by the evening is to have a strong baseline of executive control. Mindfulness strengthens executive control, especially inhibition and cognitive control
>>203818078We're costco guys
>>203813296Why are they so feminine looking?
>>203818267They're costco guys of course they go shopping while eating a chicken bake.
the only people who buy at costco are the ones who live in rural areas
>>203818398Mexico gets a big DOOOOM.
>>203818398My local costco is filled with indians
>>203809756Why should you automatically be granted ownership of my farts and poop just because they entered your body? Doesn't seem right to me.
>>203818441I never like going to costco, I used to buy at Ralphs
morning
fuck, I have to take a shower and be sober to receive my deities
at some point in our lives we pooped in a synchronized manner, poop dropping at the exact same time, and we didn't even know it
Im a dog
why do I get lots of recommendation of indian porn?
Fuck me
>>203816499Von pupentutenschnitzel
>>203813296Amerimongrels are so off putting. or are these the infamous "castizos". so strange and uncanny.
well, it seems indians just discovered how tribbing is done
Time to brush up on my French, I guess.
>>203818920they are jews
>>203818143I hate that plushy so much
>>203819461>commieblock Canada:(>commieblock France:O
Vegetable soup turned out well
Those goddam sun worshipping yoga players aren’t right in the head
I have completed my civic duty.
>>203819964i tell ya h'what
I'm tired as fuck, my body hurts and I have to go to work. At least it's friday
>>203820000>mailing soulless
going to dinner with momberg and dadberg tonight
>>203820198me on sunday
we are sharing screenshots of our porn folders, I see some pretty intriguing screencaps
considering getting a job at the gym simply so I don't have to pay $100/mo for a membership
hello
>>203820607fuck off
>>203820607fuck on
gonna get chicken tenders and cheesecake for dinner
>>203820751enjoy bud
I am whiteIo sono biancoJe suis blanceYo soy blancoGli italiani sono bianchiItalians ARE whiteLos italeanos son blancosCapeesc?
>>203820788I shall
>>203820590>$100/moIs it Lifetime?
>>203820845its $100 a month esl bro
>>203820845nope, it's a local gym that has a member cap at like 50~lot more quiet and less competing for equipment but I'm also a neet atm so job + free gym would be a nice combo
>>203820921how do you afford a $100 a month if you are a neet
My gym is like $30/month but it's always crowded. Such cases
imagine going to the gym lmao
"Taller" men don't really register in my mind as taller than me, especially if they are younger than me and look/act young. Sometimes I have known a "tall" man for several weeks without noticing he was a foot taller than me. I don't look my interiors in the face when I speak to them
>>203820920lifetime is a gym>>203820975I have some money but I'm not a member atm, I workout in my apartment but I've been using dumbbells for over a year now and am losing my sanity with themI really need to get back in a real gym
i never liked the way my body looked and how clothes fit me when i would go to the gym
>imagine going to the gym lmao
>>203821046post wrist, fatass
i dont like going to the gym
>>203821083>never liked the way my body looked>how clothes fit methese are both reasons TO go to the gym thoughbeit
I'm fucking hungry
i hate small gyms because the old farts there want to become your friend and talk to you nonstop
How much legit is anatoly program guys and do we have a trainer at the gym for our progress or peoples know what to do there with equipments?
>>203821145I didnt like how bulky i looked i like my skinny body more than when i was "jacked"
>>203821157That's every gym. I'm convinced boomers only go to the gym to escape their wives so I feel bad for them
>>203821202I promise you were not jacked
I hate homeless people so much
>>203821216I was curling 45lb dumbbells for 4 sets of 12 little bro
Gm /cum/mers
I’M WHITE
>>203821249wow 45lb curls!?holy shit I take it back dude
I'm depressed.
>>203821310how much do you curl little girl?
>>203821242you should watch the video of that homeless guy who stopped a stroller from going into freeway traffic because the fat suburban grandma was too out of shape to perform her most primitive duty.
Waking up to this awful thread
>tired>knees hurt>congested>increasingly painful carpal tunnel>11 hours left of my shifttoday's gonna fucking suck
>>203821335I only do ez bar or barbell curlsmy peak cheat curls respectively were 161lb and 155lb, and around 120lb strict on each
>>203821242same theres a crazy black guy that hangs out near an intersection and he hustled me for 2 dollars
>>203821400tell me you are obese without tell me you are obese
>>203813296>DABUL CHAWNK CHOKLIT KUWKEEAmerifats can just be obnoxious cunts inside a hypermarket and get famous and rich off of that and yet they claim to suffer.
>>203821353good for that guy, doesn't change the fact the other million are drug addicts or schizos who shit on the sidewalk and rob cars
>>203821397at least it's friday man aha
4chan has about 80+ boardshow many have you looked at?me maybe 12, most I've never clicked on
>>203821466finnshits get famous for being obnoxious ogres though
>>203821515probably all by now but I only regularly browse /int/ anymore
>>203821443wrong
I always have to fight the urge to says pounds mass
>>203821569post your arm
>>203821569post your cock
it's over buds
>>203821569Im gonna split your bussy in half
>>203821690whats wrong
Addison Rae's new single is good
>>203821639'no'one picture is already more effort than shitposting deserves
My town is having a halloween party tomorrow and i dont have a costume
>>203821799just buy a maid outfit and a butt tail
>>203821799My town already had our big Halloween festival and i didn't even know about it kek
>>203821515At least 46
>>203821799Just put on a basketball jersey and say you're a rapper
>>203821787Than you must be cheating hard on all your barbell curls kek
>>203821944ok mr. 45lb dumbbell curler, I'll keep that in mind
>>203821975you couldn't strict curl a 45lb dumbbell for 10 if your life depended on it
>>203821515i looked at all of them that aren't just anime porn variants. but I looked back when there weren't two dozen gaming boards.
>>203819756Better than your shithole favelas, Nacho.
>>203821799blackface, bro
>>203822044wouldn't*I don't do db curls period, there's literally no reason to when barbells exist but I wouldn't expect you to understand at those weights
>>203822076Yeah but it's like 1/8th the price soo
>>203822121theres literally no point in ego lifting and doing cheat curls like a bitch
>>203822215i look like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk35yp_daQg
>>203822076>not a commiblock>no lousy neighbors upstairs or downstairs or next to you>have some passive income
The preacher curl machines that you can load plates on are the best curlI'll fight over this and win
>>203822220>thinking cheat curls = ego liftingif bragging about 45lb curls wasn't already an indicator, this really drives it homenow I know for a fact you were never jacked
this is gonna be my costume for holloween, dressed as one of the last two witnesses before the apocalypse
>>203822286you are butthurt i curled more than you little boy
I do 22.5lb curls
>>203822368yeah you caught me hahanow it's your turn to post weight :^)
might get laid off soon
I curl the cheeto to my louth for 128 reps
>>203822435congrats and good luck
>>203822412its your turn to suck my cock
>>203822493and deflection as expectedalright lardo, it's been fun but I'll leave you to your 45lb curls
>>203822519running away like a bitch go do some cheat curls little man
>>203822493When's it going to my turn
Need my balls drained
Get your stretches in brosIt's important to stay limber
fuck your head up like cornrows put in by blind giants
I am actually owed sex by /cum/mers and their female family members
>>203822838I never stretch because I'm a real human bean
My nickname was stretch even though I was smaller than everyone else in school
>>203823257that's how nicknames are supposed to work.
In one hour I will go to the gym and join the cumcel network
>>203823293We got a nickname expert over here
I cannot fucking believe how much worse my quality of life is relative to 4 years ago despite making more than 98% of Americans. It's literally just thanks to housing. Kill everyone over 65 right now.
>>203823416i think this is a good political plan, but why is it the over 65's fault?
>>203823416Over 10000 houses just went on the florida market but 90% have flood damage. You could tear one to the ground and build a sick stilt house
>>203823416>moves to queens, new york>complains about housingISHYGDDT
>>203823416congrats on making $37,000 per year.
love this trackhttps://www.juno.co.uk/products/2-flying-stones-kalypsia-2024-vinyl/1046517-01/
>>203823606It's fucking insane how much empty space there is in Queens and yet every redevelopment proposal has been shut down by NIMBY boomers.
it could be "the nicest neighborhood in the world" but i'm not going to live next to browns
https://youtu.be/H2lwhnSL5LE?si=i0-uR8JNO0PqZHwB&t=294
>>203823257>>203823293We used to call one McLovin, because he was fucking lots of girls and look like Fogel and we call the other guy Oompa Loompa, because he looked like one of those from the chocolate factory. The guys there call me Pedophile, because McLovin thought I had the pedophile smile on my ID tag, and he wasn't wrong tho but I wasn't gonna admit it
>>203823907im going to start calling you pedophile now
>>203823804They're a problem even here in this rural/small town area. They want downtown to be a playground for rich retirees, poor locals and middle class people under 70 be damned. They say you can't make historical areas compatible with growth or change.
Interview soonWish me luck bros. I need a job so bad. Been like 2 months
Hmmm been in bed an hour time to get up and drink coffee i guess
>>203824072good luck, same here.read a prayer and chew some atere before the interview, also some cinammon and honey so you can delight the interviewer, works everytime
>>203823854yeah, they are pretty loud, have chickens on their backyards and children screaming around, but you get used to it
The muttO says moooo moooo
Just woke up and you fucks let's a god damn European make the new.Smdh you're lucky I was sleeping, this woulda never happened on my watch
>>203824050https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/food-bank-move-lawsuit-parking-lot-19777091.php
>>203824332Notice the lack of American and Canadian flags in the early thread because we were all asleep/cum/ is 25-35 years old now, we have jobs
>>203824072Sending positive energy
>>203824364i'm that age and i don't
Taking stay at home wife applications
>>203824427>being unemployed past 22It's /cum/ not /bum/ lol
>>203824427You're not /cum/ nigga you're in brazil
>>203824427You're a tourist so it doesn't apply to youWe have Footkraut, a 56-year-old unemployed Asian fetishist
>>203824072good luck
I spent $15 on lunch yesterday, got home and got drunk, forgot to make dinner then spent another $15 on fast food. I'm fucking up
New Venom teaser just dropped
>>203824630haven't watched any spider man movie aside from the 3 original movies and i don't plan, i watched a bit of a new spider man movie on tv once and it was so shit i know i'm not missing anything, this looks like shit too
>>203824589I got drunk and walked to Chick Fil A instead of making dinnerMe? A complete MORON
going too empty my nuts into (You)
Livy was from Patavium in northern Aetalia and had a Patavian accent and used Patavian mannerisms, so much so that his peers used to make fun of him for his "Patavanitas" or "Pataviumness"
Walked out of a movie theater once in 2020 and was approached by people with clipboards who asked what I thought about itThey asked me to fill out a survey and gave me a $10 giftcard and asked if I wanted to be signed up to a focus group so now I watch trailers before they're releasedOne of the surveys I filled out was for this shit ass French TV show about fashion but I got $20
>>203824725**opens bussy**
>>203824762he was an alien like all ancient writers.
>>203824702I didn't wanna sound rude but yes, it looks like shit already
the problem with not having a job is that women care a lot about you having a job
I've found that blaming forces out of your own control for all your problems and failures makes you feel much better than accepting your own faults >>203824895Yeah they don't want to date broke losers who can't feed themselves
>>203824717I've never had chick fil A I wish there was one near me
>>203824926i wish there was a jack in the box near me
>>203824907and yet they want equal rights
>>203824942Jack in the box is the fast food I ate last night. 2 junior jumbo jacks and 2 value fries.
>>203824942Jack in the box is unrionically doodoo
>>203824998imgine the stomach issues
I just had a call with my favorite American cougar from work.
>>203825026grim
>>203825016Bro have you seen how small they make shot now? 2 junior jumbo jacks don't even equal one jumbo jack anymore.And the value fries is like the amount of fries you might find under your car seat. Everything is smaller now but costs more
>>203824895Women generally just don’t want dudes who make the same or less than them. Which also just means they want to marry some super successful businessman or doctor because they’ll also complain that men doing the same job as them get payed more.
drinking lipton
>>203825095can i cum in it?
I've loved this random broad in the crowd from the movie gladiator for years
>>203825095rip in peace youre tastebuds
>>203825122Kill yourself faggot
>>203825063>Everything is smaller now but costs moreye fast food is a turbo scam
>>203825245Right? $7 box from Taco Smell is like $12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0n5ft-geXc
>eating at restaurantscringe.
>>203825245Retards don't know how to read the terms of the promotion
Birds do it bees do it even educated fleas do it lets do it lets fall in love
Man I love shitting
Lemonmilk time
A&W root beer
>>203825476Sucks ass desu
Business idea: cum branded apparel
>>203825530I unironically own a cum tshirt
YOU'RE THE RIGHT KIND OF SINNER TO RELEASE MY INNER FANTASIESTHE INVINCIBLE WINNERAND YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE BORN TO BEEEEEEEEE
I carry pepper spray everywhere in my pocket despite living in upper middle class suburbs. You just never know bros.
my dick smells
>>203825671its probably too weak to do anything other than be minorly annoying
i think new world deserves to have more players, it's a solid mmo but the thing with mmos is that mmos players don't want new mmos, they just want to be young again so they only play whatever mmos they were playing decades ago to try and relive that moment
>>203825685>t. never been pepper sprayed
>>203825744oook little buddy
>>203825685not if you buy the good shit that sticks to your face and doesn't rub off for days
playing the new cod black cocks
making mole for my godfather, so I can make enmoladas
I got a call for a job offer right as i pull into my interview. Now i have to sit through this for nothing lol
jason tier post
>>203825757most people are not buying that though they are buying cheap dogshit that doesnt really deter shitthe brasil tranny doesnt like that>>203825782i love pollo mole so much holy fuck
>>203825569Based!
why use pepper spray in america when you can just bring a fully loaded shotgun everywhere and blast open someone's torso
One time I was in the county jail and as I was in the holding cell waiting to be released some fuckers down the way started a riot and the guards mass pepper sprayed them and even though I was way down the hall my eyes started to burn and sting. Luckily I got out like 10 minutes later
>>203825782
Gonna replay Metal Gear Rising tonight.
>>203825817you do? are you mexican? not many people like mole here in mexico, and the few that like it barely know it
>>203825902no i am cajun man from the deep south mucho frenchobut i do fucking love mexican food, both the real shit and tex mex
i keep playing games but never finishing them
>>203825941A coon ass? Here on int? Ain't that a fais do do
is it weird to have a waifu and wife? she finds it cute
>>203825970i love me my fais doduobut yes i am the local /cum/ down the bayou man
>>203825969you are just a playah, like all men>>203826028this and more, you can have threesomes with your wife, her sister and her mom, sometimes go even further
>>203825510Thanksgiving pecan pie
mcdonalds has fallen, millions must die from e-coli
>>203825969I bough vintage story like 8 months ago but I haven't played more than 10 minutes in any world since then
>>203826216i want to play that game, might pirate it
>>203826065>>203825941what's a cajun man? sorry for my ignorance
>>203826105Big fan of pecans in all formsHow would you pronounce the word?
>>203826254Pee-khan
Objectively best thanksgiving dish is corn casserole
>>203826253Gambit
>>203826065You know how long I been waiting for dis? WHOO ImabouttomakeaNAME for myself heah
the early voting data is looking good for our girl
>>203826253hyperspecific culture/ethnicity of people from deep south coastal louisiana who are the descendants of french kicked out of french canada by the british in the mid 18th centurythe only really culturally unique part of the south desuboiled seafood, fried fish and gator, gumbo, new orleans, swamp people, all that stuff
She wins, more trannies and illegalsHe wins? More unbridled insanity and stupidityI have no dog in this race
>>203826372>>203826327WE LOVE REMY LEBEAU, DONT WE FOLKS? LOOK AT OUR X MANi think he is creole tho not cajun not sure because i know comic writers dont know the difference and probably never wrote that
>>203826244If you liked terrafirmacraft you're in for a treat. I played tfc obsessively like 10 years ago but got burned out i guess.Man i wish I could somehow enjoy video games again and I'm not even that old. Manager at work is a fat 44yo weeb and I see him on steam playing dogshit like valorant for 10 hours at a time
>>203826411Could just said Gambit like I did>>203826323It seems wrong to eat cranberry sauce outside of november- january
>>203826498SAAAAR HE IS ZAINICHI CREOLE NOT TRVE CAJUN SAAAAAR
>>203826411>>203826498I know Gambit from x men, didn't know it was a culture
>>203826254Piss-can pie
>>203826450No, he's Cajun alright
ON OCCASIONWE CALL IT CAJUN FOOD
>>203826519to be fair literally no one outside of this area knows what it is besides seeing 'cajun seasoning' on the menu or in the spice section, and usually that just means spicy
>>203826584People in the US know what Cajuns are
>>203826323For me, it's boxed stuffing
im right in that sweet spot where my life won't really be affected by this election. feels good bros
>>203826519>>203826584it would be like expecting the avg white boy from america to know about oaxaca cultureall i know is that good cheese>>203826606barely, and im talking about the actual culture not just 'yea theres french people in louisiana'
oh my science
>>203826630>No I didn't mean nobody knows what Cajun is I meant [shifts goal post]
>>203826726I love how joe rogan basically called this nigga cringe
>>203826630I'm starting to think you're a Latinx larping as a Cajun. Saying nobody outside the the Big Easy knows what a Cajun is is just foolish, everybody knows what Cajuns are. And you're mentioning a lot of Mexicx stuff, I'm pretty sure your latinx
>>203826726This shit's so fucking embarrassingChuds you guys gotta do something to save your party from being this weird manchildish cult of personality that worships celebrities
>>203826619until you get drafted
since i keep jokingly yelling about it, the difference between cajun and creole culture is that cajuns specifically are like i said coastal french re-settlers who were removed from nova scotia by the british, creoles are more a new orleans thing because nola has a lot longer history than most of the rest of louisiana, and louisiana traded hands of ownership many times, with new orleans being the main big city/trade port/military installation of the area, the word creole literally is a bastardization of the spanish 'crillo' which was a slur for the mixed race people of the city, creoles are lots of spanish influence and usually pretty mixed, cajuns also mixed a lot but are more hyperspecifically frenchthe food is very different too, obviously. one-pot meals and french food vs more fanciful spanish-fusion food
Might go as michael bolton from office space for halloween seeing as i look like him
>>203826783Coming from him that's almost praise
Let's argue over if Ohio is Midwestern next!!!
>>203826791Its gone round the loop the loop back to based
>>203826791>weird manchildish cult of personality that worships celebritiesNo self awareness
>>203826829I really don't agree. I don't think that kind of behavior can ever be called "based".
>>203826798jokes on you im medically ineligible
>>203826748>Yeah people outside of the area dont know what local culture is like>UMMM ACTUALLY RETARD WE ALL KNOW ABOUT THE SHRIMP AND BASTARDIZED FRENCH OKAY SWEATYyoure are rarted>>203826790you can believe whatever you wantnola isnt even real cajun lol, it's its own entirely seperate culture from down the bayou>erm, you can NOT be well-read on /int/nigga whati like travel food vlogshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF7hnBuHlAI
fucking christ
>>203826895why?
>>203826864No? I fucking despise most of the people I begrudgingly support, and I hold full disdain for celebrity bullshit.
>>203826726What getting your brain fried with benzos and russian shock therapy does to a mfFucking LMAO
>>203826913they changed the story again? now she's a teen? she was 22 this whole last week
>>203826915seizures
>>203826913imagine the curry smell
>>203826944grim
>>203826880>t. giggled at that picture of a hallway with all the avengers superheroes bowing in 2020
>>203826913Let her cook
She must have turned it on, walked in, then slammed the door shut hard enough to jamBruh moment
>>203826899Where are the bodies, Mark? their mothers would like to know
>>203827010no hablo espanol senor
>>203826969luckily they're not too bad, only a short one every 3-4 monthsit does prevent me from driving along with a bunch of other stuff but meh my life is still pretty comfy
>>203826899So you're Cajun?Ok. Name every Cajun.
>>203826970What the fuck are you talking about? Why are you trying to make shit up? You can just ask me what I think or believe, and I'll answer you; you don't have to hallucinate my positions.
>>203827034>my life is still pretty comfygibs?
>>203827035jean-luc picardjean-claud van damme
>>203827046>>203827046
NEW>>203827040>>203827040>>203827040
which new is gonna be the real new oh noi will go to gym and use whichever one has more replies when i am back
>>203825782Enmoladas are kino, some of my favorite mexichow
The butter rice crispies with honey tastes like nothing with cookiesI'm eating cookies with some of it It leaves a better aftertaste and feel (it's just butter). It makes the dusty cookies more chewy with the rice crispies I guess. It gives me instant body lag 2 cookies in Something in my processes slowed down. Maybe it'd ageing
>>203826913not only do i not care that she died, but you can finish this thought for me
