get it all paved and build 1 million hotels for the immigrants edition
I FEEL THE RAVING MORE AND MOREI'D LIKE TO JUMP RIGHT TO THE FLOORI FEEL THE BASS DRUM MORE AND MOREIT'S TIME FOR DANCE
kebabtoil beckons
>>203828862>As an outsider, the UK is like a 3/10 on terms of beautiful landscapes. It's filled with hedgerows and farms. The 3 comes from the Highlandsgood post
The developers of Phoenix Arizona have been granted 89 trillion to redevelop Albion. The Indian ambassador has expressed his disgust after decades of the United Kingdom claiming they could not afford to pay India 43 trillion in reparations.
just drinking the 5 pints tonight de lids
The globalists have won. At a certain point you have to say Well Played - Hail to the Kings.
>>203828910Brits honestly think this is "natural" and filled with life and beauty, because it's slightly green instead of grey. State
>Ah so youre retarded>can't readdone him
>>203828936knew someone that once said he ate 3 kebab wraps in a single sitting once
Listed buildings in Montford, Shropshire Article Talk Read Edit View historyToolsAppearanceText Small Standard LargeWidth Standard WideColor (beta) Automatic Light DarkFrom Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaMontford is a civil parish in Shropshire, England. It contains 20 listed buildings that are recorded in the National Heritage List for England. Of these, two are at Grade II*, the middle of the three grades, and the others are at Grade II, the lowest grade. The parish contains the villages and smaller settlements of Broomfields, Montford, Montford Bridge, and Shrawardine, and the surrounding countryside. Most of the listed buildings are houses, cottages and farmhouses, the earliest of which are timber framed or have timber-framed cores. The other listed buildings include the remains of a castle, two churches, a tomb in a churchyard, two bridges, three milestones, a former toll house, and a former lodge.
committed some transgressions in the past, so coming out as trans just to get a clean slate
>>203828969I hope he was zooted
Takes a village to deradicalize rorke
we don't need farm land we'll just eat the bugs
>>203828943Lake District CotswoldsCornwall/DevonshireSalisbury Plain
>>203828982Little do they know what the “Trans” stands for! Agahaha
Get them fucking sucked dry you fat rorke cunt
>>203828936little paki fella on a scooter
get the twinks wanked
>>203828982>>203828951>>203828936blog on
infant circumcision disrupts impedes development
>>203828962Shut up midwestfag
>>203829011The boomers the boomers the boomers!
>>203828988he wasn't
JOI selfsuck mukbang ASMR
Get her poos scranned
>>203829059we'll eat the boomers
>>203829048>disrupts impedes developmentwell which is it
Taking a single village and then leaving because the enemy is too redditised by their yeajguns paid for by some hotdog stand owner in New York.
I recall when I broke the spell of phimosis and revealed my helmet for the first time. What a feeling
A landlord is not a workerSomeone that owns stocks and shares is not a worker
>>203829048According to the occult it improves creativity
what's the longest you've ever gone without a wank? for me it's only 4 or 5 days i think
Moving in for the chill
>>203829097imagine the smeg
>>203829097Bet it looked like cathedral city under there
Might buy a Dacia Duster tomorrow
>>203829100erm what if they have a part time job you smelly communist?
daisy ridley leg sex arse friday night
>>2038291076 months
How bout a tax cut for wanking people
>>203829100Alri Sir Poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwtYptpIEcEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwtYptpIEcEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwtYptpIEcE
>>203829101Well many consider libido and creativity to be the same energy, so given it reduces sexual pleasure that would make sense
Going to bed
smeg sandwich for supper
>>203829136>
>>203829158IT GOES DEEPER
>>203829100What if I’m on the dole?
get. him. fucking. booked. rorke.
If you have enough savings that you can easily cope with an unexpected purchase without needing to take out a payday loan, you are NOT a part of the working class.
I earn 25k and have a stocks and shares ISA Why is Keir attacking me? I'm just trying to earn a bit of money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vda75XawNzk
>>203829191got about 30k in various accounts, if you want me to get on with some friday evening vanguardmonging
>>203829206And rorke says they shouldn’t be in our countries
The shivnarine scranderpaul
If you are a business owner, you are NOT part of the working class.
>>203829185I would say do tell but I’m not in the mood for schizo bullshit
>>203829067Deary me.
the earl of rorkeshire
are the white boys fucking
racism
>>203829252elton
>>203829252Elton John’s undigested shart
>>203829252A collaborator with Bernie Taupin.
was rhodesia like northern ireland but instead of helping the british that went there the government just pretended that it didnt happen and abandoned them
>>203829252looks like elton hasn't enemad properly and farted all over it
there is literally nothing significant about new york city
>>203829349No
Making money on stocks, in this economy?
the sock market
>>203829362Watched Oldboy for the first time there so I’d beg to differ.
>>203829376Taxing this statement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2azI9eUiVrg
cant wait for tomorrow, my self imposed detox will be over and i can get on it again
Why did the sperm cross the road
sitting in the supermarket car park in my carI don't have any friends or any hope for the future
Reckon I could sell my socks to old geezers
Let me tell you how it will beThere's one for you, nineteen for me
>>203829262This is a fun channel to watch when drunk ladhttps://youtu.be/HGvXP-x4TL4?si=36Wit8NoThXzi6xY
>>203829449to avoid going up your mums snatch
sperm aren't working class
>>203829452which supermarket?
>>203829362probably the second greatest city in the world (after London).
>>203829472done him
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Mousenonce
>>203829449I had a long dry spell ok
>>203829449To get to the creampie!
I intellectually mog all of you (140IQ)
You reckon we'll ever have good trains, lads?
>>203829482the big ASDA
>>203829449because it saw you cumming
off out lads
>>203829526ive got an iq of 141, it's been tested
SeasideMARK is out with his girl 'elen. What are YOU doing tonight?
good edition
?
I have 84 IQ (TESTED). I've been known to browse imageboards and make posts that people find captivating.
>>203829558Scranning chicken breast
Ben Shapiro BLACKS College Student with FACTS and LOGIC
should i start selling hoodies?
>>203829465You might like Thomas Sheridan on YouTube if you’re into that stuff
>>203829558spending some time in the gooncave
>>203829472False, I put on the wrong sock this morning
>>203829532Which one, Middleton, Morley or that one right down near Pugneys?
>>203829553FFFFFFFUCK
Should I have a wank or hope that the sneaky link hits me up later?
>>203829566cunt's probably blasting 6 different psychoactive meds
>>203829594loool
Metric IQ score
>>203829558can't imagine the chats they have. Does he just tell her about the various gadgets he's bought and sold to Cex?
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, Her Lover and Mousenonce
>>203829642how is it a sneaky link if you're telling the whole of /brit/ about it?
>>203829585Based and womfulThanks fren
>>203828818car broken down has it?
>>203829136I heard in the new star wars she shags chewbacca
>>203829656mad how they're all dead now
i didn't know you had dandruff rorke
might watch joe rogain interview fart tonight
>>203829656bummed one of them in the popworld toilets
>>203829663Just answer the question you incorrigible little runt
>>203829678Shut the fuck up, ghoul.
>>203829695Sweet Truman show advert placement in my fucking /brit/ thread, bro. Thinking I wouldn't notice?
>>203829720did ye aye
>>203829781Aye he did
joe rogan (irish diaspora)
just spent 85 fucking quid on two weeks' groceries (less fresh veg to be bought next week)used to be able to do a fortnight shop for £40 on the dot
>>203829719Has he had trump on yet or what?
Papacy? More like poo pussy
>>203829834it's tonight
>>203829830gotta stop buying branded products
Got most of the streaming channels and its all just fucking shite on there. Just looking for a good thriller film to watch
>>203829830better get down food bank
>>203829875rewatch sicario
>>203829830>(estimated)wtf
>>203829851Where can you watch it?
>>203829875A lot of high quality Soviet-era kino on YouTube
>>203829825He’s mostly Italian. had a paternal Irish grandfather
>>203829191i'm working class and i've got £80k in savings and investments
>>203829761wtf
>>203829896jewtube
>>203829914>i'm working classnope
>>203829893dependent on price changes and what they have in stock when they deliver etc.
>>203829761No! Don’t show Rorke!
>>203829910rogan is still an irish name so he's irish thoughbeit
>>203829928grew up in a council house how am i not?
>>203829830Show us what you bought
>>203829914what makes more money, you owning things or your job?
Joe Rogaine
How dare you say this man that owns 60 houses isn't working class
>>203829971Pretty sure you can’t live anywhere near off the rate of return on £80k
>>203829558Imagine Helen kissing this.
>>203829761>>203829942She's a lesbian anywayJordan Nobbs is there too and she's also a lesbian despite her surname
>>203829971my job by far obviouslyit's 80k not 800k
sir poo fart
>>203829830and i forgot my fizzy water!that'll be another couple of pounds down the dunny
sir toilet bog fart
>>203829959Doesn't matter how you grew up. £80,000 in savings and stocks means you are not working class.
>>203829890>>203829996I'm genuinely loving the tears. It feeds me .
Free the gear
back from turkey. Got my hair transplant. It was a massive success. Smuggled in 1000+ hundred cigarettes for personal use. Test cricket and prem on this weekend. Britain in 2024. Boshhhh
>>203829830once trump gets in he will bring this down 50%
>>203830048you filled in your work diary, mate?
>>203830040this has been debunked
>>203830086nope
>>203830070get in deano
In Cities Skylines 2 I've managed to cram 113k people into this small areaThousands of people move-in every real-time minute in-gameThe subways are packed like fucking slave ships
>>203828943It isn't a good post though is itIt's yank nonsense
>>203829830blog on borelord
>>203830103looks very soviet
>>203830070got some peronis in mate? ahaha get em in
What? TRY in life? Haha no… that’s just what they want me to do…
once wrote a shopping list for my flat mate cos she didn't know how to do shopping and i put a header "staples" and she thought i meant to buy staples
>>203829830What do you eat
>>203829925bet
>>203829966id rather listen to joe rogan than talk to that cunt
>>203829830come on then, post the shopping list
Doing some thinking bout how it's time to start dressing smarter. I think it might be time to put away the trainers, or just create a refined collection for occasions where I need them. I'm not a child anymore.
>>203830160nice veggie and that
>>203829966women are so shite at acting
>>203830100the deanos don't smoke cigs anymore. it's the hardened philosophically rich financially poor English city working class (chav) who are fighting the straight cigarettes fight.
>>203830150They say I'm too predicable so I'm beating them at their game by doing jack shit
>>203830157mad how women don't know how to keep a housei thought that was biological
haven't had a (You) in weeks
>>203830188Like what
This geography teacher who lives in Cambridgeshire owns 4 houses in Wales and found the work of being a landlord so challenging he did the only thing possible, paying another company to do it.
>>203830099I accept your concession
Rorke asking his landlord if he can pay more rent this month to account for the tax hike shortfall (its aspirational)
get (you)s everyday me. watch this
>>203830196he's not smoking them he's selling them as a side hustle
Lads, the big cans from last night really kiklled me todayMight not even get the cans at all or the chipper tonight
quite like joe roganhis stand up is dire though
>>203830237corr I can see why, how do I gain this power?
>>203830227nope
>>203830226>Landlords when they're forced to call an engineer to fix the boiler
>>203830145can't drink smoke fuck (wank* lol) exercise get my blood pressure up sweat eat spicy food drink coffee for up to a month after the surgery. I'm just playing ps5 and watching telly for a few weeks. some remote work so not fully NEETmaxing
>>203830239>>203830243>>203830244THE TIMER KILLED /fr/
>>203830221mushrooms and spinach and cavolo nero and kale and sweet potatoes
Collecting leftypol copes, going to reap a lot of salt when the budget drops next week
>>203830237and another for you lad
>>203830279get in
>>203830244Dunno why Leftypol gets so worked up by him he seems pretty liberal it’s just cringe
bring back smoking in pubsdrop the taxes on fagsretvrn to sovl
Are you over yonder? I'm over yonder. Hither yonder ye
bout to cop some jawnz, any recs?
>>203830280Grim
get them fucking rent prices hiked and keep them bloody wages LOW
rosie jones sex wheelchair
Wonder if my bennies will get cut by starmer Good thing I've entered into tonight's euro millions draw
>>203830302Because he talks to people who they disagree with, that’s literally it. Oh and he’s white
>>203830279aesthetically they are a very beautiful family but he is a weak pathetic man and I have no respect for him
>>203830334also tinned tomatoes and tomato puree and pinto beans and onions and garlic if you want to include them
looking forward to based starmer giving me another good reason to raise rents on tenantberg
will be making burgers shortly
>>203830341your bennies are safe, but that's my euro jackpot
>>203830344>Oh and he’s whiteHmmm I see we have different definitions of white you and I but I see your point
>>203830371get them fucking raised
On a shiptied to her mast
Rorke’s vocal cords permanently fried from the sheer volume of Tarq spaff being gargled
yeah i'd thought to say that I would say that essentially at the end of the day I would have been saying that but when you weigh up what I said against what I thought I'd say you must realise that I said what I intended to say
>>203830226OH GOD THE WORK IS SO HARD
>>203830344>rogan>whiteeven by mutt standards that is a stretch
>>203830375what you putting in them?
>>203830392You're seething
>>203830103bro built reverse NYC central park
>>203830375corr give us one
feel like pure shit, just want HS2 phase 2 back
imagine having savings in a (((bank))) and not expecting to be fucked overhahahahahahaha
>>203830400>teacher>full timelel
imagine he sharts himself on joe rogan after smoking dmt and
drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH
>>203830302He's about as centrist as it's humanly possible to be, he's a man born out of a scientific experiment to see if it's possible to create a person with no personality whatsoever. But every time he says or does anything, rightcels act like he's Chairman Mao, meanwhile leftcels act like he's the second coming of Thatcher.
>>203830442no he isn't. stop lying
>>203830432erm lad don't you know they've got to mark work at home?
I really think Christopher Hitchens
Americans should all go on a diet on the snap of fingers
standing outside some mongs house going UUGH UUGH UUGH
>>203830440… and?
>>203830505doubt he can even hear you
Like many small landlords, Zac Williams bought his first buy-to-let property to provide for his retirement. He managed a shop in Wrexham, north Wales, and at a stretch, managed to buy a two-bedroom terraced house. Over the next eight years, he built up a portfolio of 15 properties, including a small block of flats.He puts his health troubles down, in part, to being a landlord, and says the stress led to his heart attack. It took a long time for him to recover, so a local agency started managing his portfolio instead. Now he was “solely relying on the rent for income, which was really difficult”.It's insanely hard to live on rent money from 15 properties including an entire block of flats.
>>203830355Her body her choice !https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1729877163023244.webm
>>203830360Eugh
sat in my smelly bedroom going UUGH UUGH UUGH
Sir Kamen Rider
>>203830548Vocaroo
Gay pornmaxxing
>>203830564https://vocaroo.com/1mI41g4qAgz5
>>203830539how did he get 15 in 8 years. that's quite impressive isn't it?
Sir VR Trooper
>>203830400Being a landlord is not time consuming or physically/mentally challenging. But success comes down to your connections. Tenants washing machine breaks down, there's mice, electric circuit is gone, house has been burgled, someone's not paid rent for 6 months. How do you respond ? These are the difficult jobs that a landlord has to deal with. Estate agencies have all the contacts and giving them to a landlord for free makes no sense
hello lads
Dame Employed Woman
>>203830564https://vocaroo.com/182LkjDPlPv3
>>203830635>smelly bedroom>nasally gay voicefuck off adam you horrible ghoul
Any good posts I should be aware of?
>>203830658haha he's here the legend, The cat i mean, not you lad.
>>203830651Yes it's very difficult to ring up British gas. And way more difficult to pay someone else to do it.
>>203830658I'd kick its face off into a gay porn dance into friday night alone again crying
>>203830687here?
>>203830226many such casesi was only able to become a full time manager around the time i got my 6th property simply did not have the income otherwise without a (part time) job
Mumberg has a film on. The Beekeeper. Never seen such dogshit in all of my life, not even /brit/ gimmicks compare.
>>203830687these dubs ain't bad
My cum is smelling very bleachy recently. Might buy some ph strips and check how alkaline it is to figure out the cause.I can't go book a GP appointment just because my cum smells stronger than normal can I?
>>203830679very cool george w bush
>>203830732tell her to turn that shit off and head over to seasideMARK on youtube. He might be down Sandford Lane tonight dee lads
>>203830681How the fuck did you know it was me? :/
>>203830681https://vocaroo.com/1cZKCbKmWkxC
thinking about my dad's pooey bum
>>203830741are you a global majority and/or an immigrant?if not, please don't waste our health service's time
https://youtu.be/lZS19DslkgQ
>>203830732that's pure stathamkino >>203830741eat some pineapple
quite want a beer but i think i might be too cold
Elliot Rodger here
>>203830741Get the fruit eaten, 3-5 a day. Get the junk food gone. Watch the semen whiten, thicken, and sweeten.
>>203830776No I am as white as my cum (sometimes my cum has a yellowish tinge to it though)>>203830789>pineappleforeign muck.
>>203830564https://vocaroo.com/1mLZVFztoynW
>>203830800this is an utterly unfathmoable post
>>203828910mmhmm
starting to disbelieve almost everything that happened between the birth of our universe to when we started to record history tbqh
Hate fideyworks they make me scaredywaredy
here i am doing everything i canholding on to what i ampretending i'm a superman
>>203830564>>203830548https://vocaroo.com/14NXGERA1uds
CANNOT WAIT to see the tears when trump DOESN'T WIN! LUL!
>>203830892https://vocaroo.com/17SrmcHjDB6A
>Do you go out to work and earn a living ‘with an income usually paid in pay slips every month or whatever it may be’?Yes>Are you one of the 2.8m landlords in Britain who receives an income from renting out a property?NoDo you have ‘maybe a bit of savings, but not huge savings’?YesWhen things get ‘a bit tough’ can you simply get a cheque book out and ‘write your way out’ of the problems you are facing?NoAre you one of the millions of investors in Britain who receive income from shares?NoDo you have an ‘anxiety in the bottom of your stomach’ that, should something happen to you or your family, that you cannot write a cheque to get yourself out of difficulty?YesWell done! Sir Keir considers you to be a working personCongratulations, Labour deems you to be one of the "working people" and therefore you can assume you will be protected from tax rises in the Budget on Wednesday.Although you might not want to celebrate just yet. Rachel Reeves has admitted that some working people will indeed face tax rises next week, and insisted that Labour’s commitment only covered not raising “key” levies on workers. Critics have warned that the mooted National Insurance raid on private sector pensions will cost workers as much as £1,800 through reduced contributions.The Chancellor is also said to be considering extending the freeze on income tax thresholds by a further two years, meaning that you will pay more tax as your wages rise.
>>203830888cold body + cold beer = shiversshivers aren't comfy
Just seen an off topic post about the US Presidential Election
>>203830940
>>203830959what're you gonna do 'bout it?
>>203830982>>203830982>>203830982
>>203830959that would be politics outside of /pol/ and would require a three-dayer, are you sure
just seen an on topic post about dullard blogging aha wait that's not on topic at all
>>203830948bit worrying
>>203830952state
>>203830770Refuse to believe people like this actually exist.
>>203830950How long til they say “oh actually the black hole in the budget is SIXTY billion”
>>203831001tell me how i'm wrong
>>203830948Sir Sacked Tranny
mad how 10 years ago id be hanging with mates drinking beers, doing shots, smoking spliffs and messaging around for gigs and parties and the night was just starting. now im home alone in my cold house watching depressing shite on youtube and considering going to bed shortly.
>>203830982>>203830982
>>203831031comfy
>>203831018u shudnt be colddoubt a beer is that cold u cant drink it u got it in the freezer? gremlin>>203831031fUCKoFFnEUROtYPICAL
>>203830877>no electoral college winnercor imagine the scenes
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