LOVELY FUCKING DOLE WIFE edish
just washing me arse out before the club later teehee
>>203833109what year is this?
got made fun of by some schoolgirls today. caught them making a gesture that mocked by bushy beard and then giggling. doing a shave now.
Oh dommy dommy dommay
>massive spider in my room has just disappeared
>>203833258Wasn’t Karl pilkington’s brother on this or was that another show
>>203833222Yeah Keeley had a banging rack. Pinder's face always weirded me out a bit
Reading about that guy who got jailed recently for catfishing/exploiting young girls and blackmailing them. Made me want to ask, how does that even happen? Are legitimate 12-13 year olds really sending each other explicit images with smartphones now? Is it that common? Swear that never happened back in the day
>>203833308remember the spiderbro meme
ready for my bed
Tommy Robinson guest speaker CONFIRMED.
>>203833270South sea islanders
only use UNIX systems meye im based
martini in handmusic blaringit's friday night babes and we're dancing
>>203833337There used to always be photos bluetoothed around my school (When I was in year 7/8/9) of girls who had sent lads pictures of their tits. This was about 2007ish
>>203833392while niggers rape
>>203833283>homealoneeveryfridaynightCould be worse, you could have roommates
what id do for a little relapse on skag
stupid woke bawasteds
WankShitShave Shower
dem timbs be tappin
>>203833392Diego, what's the best proof for the existence of God?
>Kimberley Ann Hawkins, 41, admitted to killing Neil Shadwick after taking his scooter outside a Tesco superstore in Gloucestershire in January last year.
reminder what diego had benenver had touched a sexual woman a woman in his life
>>203833424you be posting (on 4chan x)
>>203833331>>203833178>>203833222danielle sharp was the GOAT
Russia is defeating globohomo.
>>203833399Don't think I ever heard of this happening, wasn't because I was an outcast incel at that point either
dem yeezys be squeakin
walked past the uni today and 18 year olds look so fucking young lads. it's scary.
>>203833471How do those boots taste?
>>203833484you be posting (on 4chan x)
(8) fuck me blind>>203833436what do you mean by best? the argument from contingency is the best way of approaching the cosmological argumentto be quite frank i rather enjoy swinbourne's analogy to that of a trial. there is not a slam dunk argument (although I think many are true, but obviously they are contested or there would be no atheists) but an accumulation of arguments from everywhere we experience and know as humans that points very heavily to the existence of the monotheistic god.>>203833454so what?
>>203833486corr
>>203833508got katy lined up for tomorrow x
>>203833486They arent young, you got old.
>>203833218How long until the 48 hour operation is over?
>>203833486As I become more muscular and older in my late 20s, 18 and 19 year olds are falling for me on the apps constantly because I suppose I look fairly handsome and strong. Haven't got the self confidence to start shagging them rotten yet though. How do you get a shagger's mindset?
>>203833519why never on a friday lol
>>203833526its only been 6 years since i left uni though
This website has completely rotted my brain, this number plate caught my eye immediately
>>203833540im tired
hhond a gun to my had and give me 5 attempts i wouldn't be able to spell yacth
>>203833568LOL
Ok Jarvis, rape the disabled
LEL what a fucking jokeNormies arent human
>>203833471мнe нaдoeлa этa вoйнa.
>its only been 6 years since i left uni though
>>203833567I thought the same
>>203833567idgi
>>203833300genuine massive projection, the entire reason linux is shite is because you have to spend 3 hours coding to open up notepad, that's if it's even possible
>>203833567mmhmm
>>203833258ello bri'ish sisters
(8) SEXY BZINESS MANN (8)
>>203833464I always had a think for India Reynolds
>>203833611Knew you’d like that
>>203833582do i dare buy the ultimate edish?
>>203833558shouting at the clouds, old man
>>203833582WOAH NO WAY A NEW INSTALLMENT IN THE BLACK OPS SERIES? HOW ARE THEY GONNA MOVE THE STORY FORWARD THIS TIME? WOWZA!
misspelled a word on a job app i really wantedcan my life get any grimmer
>>203833568>>203833528>>203833567>>203833512>>203833519>>203833437>>203833424Kill yourself Adam.
>Finish schooltoil at 3:30>Take the money mum had given you for lunch and go to the corner shop after school>space raiders, sour skittles, ribena, nuts mag (and change)>go home and wank then jump on call of duty to do chat shit with the lads until bedtimeHalcyon days
>>203833591Still learning Russian EW?
>>203833672who the fuck is adam second time todayyou got some new gimmick going on or what
remember when normdrones suddenly decided clapping the coffin was something you did during the queens procession
Reminder that if you are an adult wearing anything other than chuck 70s, 990s, or spezials at times when you are not wearing your dress shoes, then it's time to start dressing better and gaining a clue.
>>203833696>big brother looky likeysgrim
>>203833735i clapped cos i was so glad she was fucking dead
>>203833722CWLTSHC
Thats 20 minutes of treadmill toil and 2x15 pushups settled then. This body recomp will be legendary
>looksmaxxing video>step 1: be tall
>>203833825and white
>>203833735Mate they were banging pots and pans on the doorstep for doctors because a few people had a cold
*looks directly into the camera*I'm thinking it's coffee time
>>203833722>>203833731>>203833822Kill yourself.
>>203833825step 2: don't be an angry little virgin
>Wait a minute hehehehe, I'm a yank! *walks away*
Reckon I'll head out for the chipsNot sure if I'll get the cans, lads
>>203833580Posted it again award.
>>203833854seriously wish yanks would walk away from this general
>>203833845Fucked it. There's always some unrealistic expectation to this shit.
>>203833735It's impossible for people to stand still and be respectfully silent now, they get uncomfortable and have to start making a noise or checking their phone after 15 seconds.
the ginger menace
>>203833887You forgot the two I posted the other day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQqrBzJ5wIchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQqrBzJ5wIchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQqrBzJ5wIchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQqrBzJ5wIchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQqrBzJ5wIc
Remember this
>>203833884canslad not getting cans? what the fuck is this?
cannot WAIT for Starmer to increase my rent
why the fuck are mushrooms so expensive should cost a fraction of a fraction of a penny for two dozen
>>203833907Greg? Two Gs
great tweet fair play pearce
fucking hate wallace and gromit. and any other nick park animation. fucking shite
>>203833938Get them in cans lad
>>203833825I'm 6'5 and I hate itWould much rather be 5'10, much easier to put on muscle and find clothes
>>203833903This valentine's day, I'm making an early declaration of my love for you
>>203833926
might get fatalready short and ugly, may as well go for the whole trifecta
Screaming
>>203833968Shagger aura
>>203833955fuck that
new creps lads
Stomachberg is burbling and bubbling. Something I'm flung down there is NOT happy
>>203833954your british citizenship. hand it over.
Those who can make you believe in absurdities can make you commit atrocities.
Fuck this faggot thread
>>203834017squeakin
>>203833956>a bloo bloo i hate these things i can easily make adjustments to meanwhile other men are breaking their legs and getting surgeries to add 2 inches to their 5'8
>>203834043>Fuck this faggotfaggot
>A white supremacist who stabbed an asylum seeker at a hotel in a "protest" against small boat crossings has been found guilty of attempted murder.>Callum Ulysses Parslow, 32, stabbed Nahom Hagos in the chest and hand at the Pear Tree Inn at Smite near Worcester, Leicester Crown Court heard.>Parslow told the jury he travelled to the hotel on 2 April to stab "one of the Channel migrants" because he was "angry and frustrated". Mr Hagos is a 25-year-old Eritrean national who has been granted leave to remain in the UK until November 2028.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjdl5y3y3mvo
>>203833938on special at tesco 99p for 250g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sq6ookE6nA
>>203833999mad how there's not been a peep about this on the mainstream news
>>203833999ah yes the transphobe who's also a racistwhoever could have guessed it
>>203833954the rat girl from that one movie is pretty hot tho
The lebrun twins are playing eachother in the quarters!
DTFIC VPN melty
>>203834010they're alri in a stew or whatever
>>203834046I just said its not easy didn't I, if it was easy I wouldn't be complaining you melt
>>203834099
>>203834040i wonder what voltaire would have thought about "my own truth" "subjective" morality and the likei think like a lot of other "enlightenment" thinkers he is rolling in his graveYet ironically it is arguably Kant who is the biggest culprit the one who called for the most slow steady progressive(ly positive) change
>>203834115is that pro evolution football
>>203834077>The hotel manager and a builder used a van to take Mr Hagos to hospital in Worcester, as they felt he was losing too much blood.Would you have done that?
>>203834043Based>>203834121Meds
>>203834077
>>203834089Because it didn’t happen.
>some 40kg paki teenager tried to intimidate when I was walking home>I'm 6'3 and weigh 15 stone, was easily twice his sizeIs it that he knows I can't do anything because I'm an adult? Fuck that was annoying
>>203834124£8.10 per kilo of mushrooms?????
>>203834173you m ust look so beta for this to happen omg
>>203834135keep those sorts of posts on /soc/ pal
>>203834010Buttons are kind of shit but these work nice with a bit of fried egg and stuffI don’t consider that a bad price but I swear Aldi used to have little cans for $.45 now they’re $1.30 a piece or something
Sir Tor Browser
got the beige slop cooking at 200C
>>203834190do you think you will ever have sex?serious answer please
>>203833954Yeah it is shit
>>203834178well yeah but they;re just useful for when you don't have any fresh stuff in
>>203834134point is it's the fact of having options vs not having them you have the option, the possibility, of getting fitting clothes and making all these amendments. that is a possible thing that can occurcan't change fucking height. we don't have the fucking possibility of sprouting up to 6'5. our feeling of being at a closed dead end IS NOT the fucking same as your trifling shite. cunt.
>>203833938Mental how shite most fruit and veg and mushrooms are for calories
>>203834173should've goaded him into attacking you, then you'd be perfectly within your rights to give him a hiding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aegc2aGXPEPrithika Pavade vs Mima Ito | WTT Champions Montpellier 2024 | Day 4 | Session 2
>>203834144>called for the most slow steady progressive(ly positive) changei didnt know kant called for this
what is your least used key on your keyboard?
>>203834077>Parslow, who wrote his own "manifesto," ran off towards a canal after the stabbing, where he was seen with what appeared to be blood on his hands.>As police closed in, he tried to post the document to X, tagging Tommy Robinson and prominent politicians including Sir Keir Starmer, Rishi Sunak, Nigel Farage and Suella Braverman.>But the message failed to send because he had copied in too many recipients.
Girl in maccies smiled warmly at me and told me to have a nice day so I walked back to my car alone and ate my £5 meal deal while imaging our life together.Burger, nuggets, chips and a drink for a fiver is decent but I preferred the 3 for £3 deal.
>>203833926Rorke is baffled by the idea of ordinary people doing their jobs and adapting to difficult circumstances
>>203834173>is it that he knows I can't do anything because I'm an adult?No. It's because he knows that you won't do anything because you're a native.
>>203834249Punchable face
>>203834173how did he try to intimidate you? for what purpose?
Cyberpunk is based.
>>203834235little manlet melty activated. little lad just dropped the runt rage. the patheticclothes rending impotent little fella
>>203833639Why can't you pirate it?
no it isnt its shite
>>203834221i really dont know>>203834261yeah he was a "progressive" that humanity was advancing gradually morally and scientificallyhe was for example pro revolution but not french revolution cos it's one dysopt with anotherhe want steady measured change i.e. generations and generations after him
>>203834289FONT
I will get a German gf.
doing things to distract myself will the gf has sex with other men like watching Leicester city vs Nottingham forest I will then play fifa and then bo6
>>203834273dunno but a is my most worn and therefore i assume most used
Spaedo's been heavy on the rorke mischaracterisations this evening
hast du etwas zeit fur mich
>>203834235You just said you can change heightI can't change the maximum length a retailer sells a pair of jeans, I can't change how long it takes to put on visible muscle
>>203834333He's a schizo who never goes outside.
>>203834157Big Baz stepping up while Rorke stabs random people because he's sexually frustrated
>>203834311seems like a bit of a ballache, i'd rather just spend £50 and have a copyand i like the games and want them to make more so why not buy it
>>203834321Marionette lines coming in strong
>>203833999Tough paper round
>>203834310it's more pathetic to actually have the thing people want and wallow about it. literally no reason to other than your own patheticness. meanwhile short men actually have a reason to complain because being short affects every fucking aspect of a man's life.
>>203834316What part of my story about me eating maccies alone in my car while fantasising about having a girlfriend would make you say this?
jammy dodgers :D
>>203834357Thats no excuse, its free on youtube
Very grim that my weak chin is thoroughly mogged by the average germanic woman.
>>203834382having a carhaving a female interact with you positively
>>203834382>left the house>has a car>interacts with a girl>gets smileshe's got you pegged desu
The nurses in the operating theatre when I go in for my tapeworm removal
>>203834349>a bloo bloo i can't change my JEANSget a fucking sewing machine out and make ammendments to your clothes thick cunt. can sew new material can't sew on fucking longer legs can you
>>203834381yeah I'm playing the tiniest violin in the world for you. actually it's so pint sized it might be the perfect size for you
>>203834398i don't want to watch it on youtubei want to play it myself with a glass of winedo the puzzles and make the choices and play at my own pace
>Kentucky Senator Dies Weeks After Driving Lawnmower Into Empty Swimming Pool
>>203834412gor would scran the shit out of this
>>203834440
>>203834299Made a loud noise as I was walking past him and his mates. He was trying to make me jump
Abuser in one of world’s biggest ever online child abuse cases jailed for life | BBC Newshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIFuvOvtCXgit's a northern irish neckbeard
>>203834426I don't think you understand how material works mate, you can't just magic an extra 4 inches of hem on, the max you could get out of unhemming jeans is 1 inch. If you just got new material and sewed it on you'd be walking around with patchwork clothes like a scarecrow.
>>203834407>>203834409I suppose so. Anyone can get a car though and I'm 99% sure they are contractually obliged to be nice to me when handing me my slop
Some British birds look German.
>>203834448>38Grow up
(8) im in london you're in paris (8)
>>203834448theres some proper rum folk about
didn't realise there was football onmissed two goals
>patchwork clothes like a scarecrow
Goyim in 1980 and 2024
imagine being a man and complaining about being too tallcan't actually fathom what goes through your thick skulls sometimes
diego knobs is 2in big
imagine being a man and complaining about being too shortcan't actually fathom what goes through your thick skulls sometimes
west....decadent
>>203834568project on
>>203834553And Jews in 2024 and forever
>>203834586post willy
>>203834586prove it you 2in knob FREAK
images used to load fine on my old iPhone on 4g but they don’t load properly on my new one on 5g
>>203834608>>203834606least homosexual atheists
>>203834448Lucky bastard man
>>203834568cockmogs me by far
Short man struggles>I can't change my genes!Tall man struggles>I CAN'T CHANGE MY JEANS!!!
>>203834609britain shagged 5g cos the huawei back and forthphone reception is quite literally worse than it was 20 years agowe are a broken country
Need some new creps for winter immediately. What do I get?
>>203834599Jews tricked dumb goyim into abandoning the family unit
>>203834632
Whats up, greatest ally?
there's going to be a new bob lazar documentary soon, quite looking forward to it although i will say, now that the location of these hangars have been revealed and even though he says they were camouflaged and granted its been more than 20 years since he was supposedly there, if you examine that particular area just off of papoose lake, there's nothing there, no lines or conspicuous geometry that might allude to there being hangar doors or there ever being hangar doors there
>>203834632the most talented comedians across all boards
A question, /brit/. Would you be willing to say that Charles is an old bastard?
the beer in a decent american bar is better than most british places. say what you want about muh microbreweries but it’s far better stuff than peroni and doom bar. I don’t like ipa though
>>203834685thanks for investing in our defence
>Julia Butterfly Hill ascended Luna—a giant 1,500-year-old redwood tree near Stafford, California—in December 1997. She lived in Luna for 738 days, until finally descending in December 1999 when an agreement was made with Pacific Lumber Company that protected Luna and a 200-foot buffer zone surrounding the tree.
>>203834685What is your opinion on all the brown people in our countries? We shall negotiate from there.
>>203834699>microbreweriesthey finally made breweries for manlets in /brit/ to drink without feeling intimidated
>>203834685Iain Dale is a massive brainlet
>>203834719Corr imagine the smell
>half posts is just one /pol/chud from indiawhat hapened
>>203834719based mental hippy activist
my cock is the size of a BIC lighter
DIEGO HAS GOT A 2IN KNOBHE POSTED A PIC LAST WEEKOH MY DAYS
>>203834719what did she eat
my uncle used to microbrew beer in a bin
>>203834670fucking hell that’s a good tummy
>>203834796least mentalyl ill homosexual
>>203834719>Hill lived on two 6-by-4-foot (1.8 by 1.2 m) platforms for 738 days. She learned many survival skills while living in Luna, such as "seldom washing the soles of her feet, because the sap helped her feet stick to the branches better."
>>203834719she wants a sequoia tree in her pussy
>>203834799bark for breakfast dinner and tea
I was memeing before but isn't this actually an insane thing to say
>>203834825Sir Short Position
>>203834723concentration camps for all muslim. They will be treaten right but are not allowed to leave until they decide to leave the country. If they where born here, citizenship is getting revoked
>>203834825why would be insaneowning assets is not work, why would it be
>>203834835deeg diego and degzy
>>203834599too bad they're all vaxxed
Sometimes life may stink but we can always smell good
if you work, you're working classend of
>>203834825sir capital gains taxer
I'm glad this country is stick up for the little guy. (Working people not manlets)
>>203834825>everyone with a pension scheme and workplace share scheme is not a working personyeah good one queer barmer
>>203834835
does diego filter yanks? can’t remember
Just found out y'all got Wing Stop in the UK. My recommendation: garlic parmesan .
>>203834835wtf do i just have the smallest cock in the world
*ping* there goes my filter
>>203834875>be a plumber>own one share in google>sudenly sir money snaffler takes half your cash because you're not a worker anymore
>>203834835wahey haha
>>203834898>pensioners are workers
"Roads are made, streets are made, services are improved, electric light turns night into day, water is brought from reservoirs a hundred miles off in the mountains — all the while the landlord sits still. Every one of those improvements is affected by the labor and cost of other people and the taxpayers. To not one of these improvements does the land monopolist contribute, and yet, by every one of them the value of his land is enhanced. He renders no service to the community, he contributes nothing to the general welfare, he contributes nothing to the process from which his own enrichment is derived…The unearned increment on the land is reaped by the land monopolist in exact proportion, not to the service, but to the disservice done." - Winston Churchill
bought a switch because the sister bought animal crossingnow have to buy another docknot on
>>203834289gay twatplus a large wrap of the day meal is £5 and a wrap is way better than a single cheeseburger. that £5 deal wouldn't feet my cat
>>203834799>>203834818>She used solar-powered cell phones for radio interviews, became an "in-tree" correspondent for a cable television show, and hosted TV crews to protest old-growth clear cutting. Using ropes, Hill hoisted up survival supplies brought by an eight-member support crew. To keep warm, she wrapped herself tight in a sleeping bag, leaving only a small hole for breathing. For meals, she used a single-burner propane stove. Throughout her ordeal, she weathered freezing rains and 40 mph (64 km/h) winds from El Niño, helicopter harassment, a ten-day siege by company security guards and attempts at intimidation by angry loggers.
>>203834948>having a pension scheme means you're a pensioner
>>203834942are you a moron? paying higher taxes on your investments doesn't mean you pay more taxes on your income from working
>>203834927never heard of him
>>203834948Almost every pensioner I know still works
If you're spending £150 on a wool jumper you're just a mong. Could probably get the exact same jumper at George for £15. You're paying for a label.
>>203834954hear hear rent seekers are scum adam smith said it even better
>>203834948blind moron
>>203834986see>>203834988i fear you are fundamentally braindead
>>203834937ummm you need to post some evidence for the jury to decide
>>203834980Why alter all the photos? Her face doesnt look like that
if people want to be degenerate than they should be allowed to do that in privatebut in public we should maintain traditional moral values since it creates public order
I genuinely fucking despise the lot of you
>>203834980>Hill hoisted up survival supplies brought by an eight-member support crewah so she's a fraud
>>203835027fuck you
I know people who work as onlyfans chatters (meaning they pose as the model and chat with customers) and the numbers these people pull are crazy.There’s nothing looser than a horny man. They will click every upsell button just for a pussy video.
my mcdonalds drive through order:3 wrap of the days1 double cheeseburger= 8 quid ish
>>203835027not very cash money of you
>>203835027just not cricket
>>203835022unfahotambly low iq post
>>203835044WOAW REALLY NO WAYY?!?!
(8) WHEN I GO TO THE CLUB I WANNA HEAR THOSE DIEGO CLASSICS )8)
>>203835044For me, it's blackmailing married men
>>203834818corr
mental how I will get a German gf and you can't stop me
>>203835093why
netflix made a incel rape fantasy movie? wow kinooooo
>>203835044one of my best friends does it. she also reads all sorts of erotica with variations of "the alpha" in the title. like "the alpha's plaything" and stuff like that. married mother of three kids. she's a half jew as well
https://ra.co/events/2008511anyone else flying in for that?>>203835101omg this is so kawaii>>203835121>immorality is good as long as i dont see it
>>203834986
>>203835057a king's ransom of points with that order
>>203834937you jest
>>203834980>She grew up in a deeply religious family as the daughter of a traveling, evangelical minister that later settled in Arkansas
>>203835142cronem's toys
diego finna get shanked by a negroid on the ny subway
>>203835142im typically against sunscreen but she needed it badly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hhIudIuKzAI always thought it was about having sex outside. On a playground, no less (I thought it was "I've been waiting on the slide").
>>203834986burnt baps
>>203835027i just unlocked the fox in war thunder so i dislike you guys less now
>>203835044
>>203834719thats heather
>>203835151i don't collect points cos when i looked it was like spend a thousand pounds and we'll give you a big mac
>>203834961It's a burger, fries, nuggets and a drink.978 calories.Your cat must be a fat fuck like you.
:/
>>203835156curious imagebet diego would love this
think it's time for 2nd dinner
>>203835201>4 grim nuggetsoh wow
easiest thing to do is make AI images and pos tthem on OFbeen doing this for the last year and already made 20 grand
>>203835193sasha grey had to lick toilets and didnt even get a legit film career
ANOTHER FRIDAY NIGHT ON /BRIT/ ALONE
>>203835257she's a highly successful twitch streamer thougbeit
>>203835269LOlLOOOLthis is me
>>203835256Do you state that they're AI?How do you make all the images look like the same woman?
>>203835193she can buy a whole lotta jordans for her lovers
>>203835298>>203835298
>>203835256which ai image generator
>>203835253You got something against chicken nuggets now too?Go eat your gay little lettuce wraps with 200 calories for a fiver you mug
>>203835227that’s a tranny
>>203835302/brit/s gone interracial!?
>>203834825i hate sir poo barmer but in this instance i dont think he is wrong.
fuck using that
asdas
>>203835257i wonder how mad porn stars are about onlyfans they were literally born like 5-10 years too late to make bank and ruined their whole lives to make corporate jews rich like that mia khalifa girl is broke but can't get a job because you can clack in her name into google and see her getting throated grim stuff
>>203834869>germany talking about concentration camps againMein Gott...
>>203833616alri
