trains edish
This is rorke.
big messy pasta bake for tea tomorrowcan't wait
>>203839525hows it going mallardlad?
Shopping walk
how is she this consistent with dirty, disgusting nails
>>203839559is rorke orthodox now? maybe tbqh
>>203839525love the transontrains hashtag
rorke busting a move
>>203839578not me lad, more of a Class 43 man myself
>>203839603rorke never got that loose in his life EVER
Her fake accent is fascinatingly bad. She started treating vowel sounds as completely interchangeable back when she started going overboard with her Emma Watson imitation accent and it's only gotten worse with time.E becomes A (Essay becomes ASSAY, Exquisite becomes ACKSQUISITE)U becomes O (Just becomes JOSST, Much becomes MOCH).O becomes E and 'Oo' sounds become 'Ee' sounds (Choose becomes CHEESE, YouTube becomes YEECHEEB).If she lands on an 'Oo' sound, she's gotta throw a 'Y' sound in front of it (Yoo haff tyooo wahhr tyoo blyoo shyooes avvery CHEESEDAY).Ruby's just out here pulling Scrabble vowel tiles out of her pocket to decide how to pronounce words in the moment.Occasionally she just completely makes up a new word or sprinkles new letters in because she can't be bothered with reading and learning the one on the page, so mural becomes "MURIAL", facsimile becomes "FAKESMOILE" (spelled "fascimile" somehow), symposium becomes "simpsonium", percent becomes "PREHSSANT" and childhood becomes "CHRARLDHYOOD" somehow.
Refugees? House 'em Chuds? Deplatform 'em Trans rights? Respect 'em
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enrmb_BEwho
Might move to Chernobyl.
>>203839639no one cares faggot kill yourself
>>203839628how do you train mongs get into this? is via your father?
Righto so I'm looking for a soyjak that somebody in /brit/ responded to me with yesterday. It was a soyjak pointing to a piece of paper about blogposting.
sick of just eating, wanking, and shitting. 3 lousy days of it.
>>203839706I have it but on the laptop and i'm on the incel box right now so either someone else will post it or post this again around 3am uk time
anyone else not physically attracted to women unless they're emotionally attracted alreadylike you could see them naked and not look the other way but if you "like" them then the slightest hint is enough to set you off
anime
>>203839741sapiosexual lad
>>203839592god she's disgusting
LMAO this genshin impact city is basically India but everyone is white and it looks nice
are tommy getting done for terrorism
>>203839750luv em x
>>203839750Paedo freak
They should have never allowed the lower classes into the Opera houses
203839806Fuck off spaincunt you utter mong
>>203839774i ain't gay nigga
>>203839790india before colonialism
yeah i'm bumping that. so what?
>>203839822this
>>203839792about time
nth for the holodem
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
Patrick Batman
Thinking of eating Napolitan pizza as lunch tomorrow with lots of flavoured olive oil as condiment
>>203839822How did you know that was me lad :/
mental how starcraft ripped off warhammer
lickwood means rewind gunshot means forward
Ate a pineapple. Didn't taste like pine or apple. What a scam
>>203839736Got it. I'll post pic related so you know what to look for.
where dem hoes at nyukka
who should play patrick bateman in the new american psycho remake
>>203839885you made it a hot line I made it a hot song Activision-Blizzard we run this game shit
>>203839929Niro or Pacino
>>203839917Do you reckon Barack has a presidential BBC?
>>203839525peter hitchens would've loved this xx
>>203839929idris elba
>>203839929>although i’m dev patel’s biggest fan and think he would be incredible in any role he plays, the entire point of this movie is to critique white male capitalist violence.https://x.com/psychadelicfurr/status/1849272725308858618
Incurred psychic damage just now from seeing my ex on the dating apps
>>203839929Casting Patrick Bateman in a new "American Psycho" remake is definitely a challenge! You'd want someone who can capture both the charm and the chilling darkness of the character. Actors like Timothée Chalamet, who can convey a youthful yet unsettling vibe, or even someone like Robert Pattinson, known for his ability to blend charisma with intensity, could be great choices. What do you think?
I love Japan (women)
>>203839963of course, he packin dat pipe
>>203839929timmy chammers
Need a Paki pizzer
>>203839970I'd shag them both
>>203839806we try and herd them into the movie houses instead
>>203839929>new american psycho remakewhy?
>>203839967>The main reason Patrick never gets caught is precisely because he’s a white male yuppie.https://x.com/TigoODonnell/status/1849486933392499013
dem yeezys going squeak squeak squeak on the oval office floorBarack’s lil blonde intern katie getting a politics lesson she’ll never forget
>>203839967thanks for including the text in a green meme format incase I wanted to, for some reason, read it a second time
>>203839750RAPE
>>203839967yuppies are clean shaven and have slick hair. he looks like a hobo that patrick would beat to death in the alleyway
>>203839999zoomers can't relate to the old one
>>203839970actually rpattz could pull it off i think
>>203840007>This is the one time where casting a white man is actually necessary. Who is the white flavor of the month? Give him the role.https://x.com/Slcarter85/status/1849501707505434752
What should I order for dinner?
>>203840011mmhmm she gettin dat presidential pipin'
>>203840007>gets caughtwhat do they mean gets caught? He didn't do anything, he was crazy.
>>203840023i dont think you are supposed to relate with Patrick
>>203839970damn chatgpt knows wellthe director favours timmy but rpatz would be based especially because he is autistic
>>203840040steak pie n chips
more *clap* white *clap* villains *clap*
>>203840007libs are easily as dumb as /pol/tards
>>203840037https://x.com/CampbellX/status/1849516236247531642
Why did they build The Gherkin? I tried looking it up but it doesn't specify what actually happens there. Don't think it's residential so it must be a business.
>>203840069yes but he's too autistic and is now wrapped up in Batman for the rest of his life
>>203839929But Psycho is already American.Waheey!
>>203840082>I agree but with the A****w Tate’s of the world running around. I wouldn’t mind seeing a commentary about the higher toxic masculinity that plagues our society these days.>fair! i do think a project like that would be a bit too nuanced for a white man to produce and do it real justice, but i agree that maybe changing the location and exploring masculinity in different cultural settings could be done well in the right hands.https://x.com/psychadelicfurr/status/1849503721329393770
>>203840090hehe never you worry
>>203840082I hope they know that it's based on a book an not an original film.
>>203840090gherkin factory
>>203840099Favourite moment. When Blakeney disappeared on the moors and hid in a cave to get away from Ruby!Her mother really didn't look like she was enjoying having to be with Ruby during this day in London. She looked a bit peeved whenever Ruby had the camera on her, bored and distracted. I am sure she is getting sick of driving her adult child around, especially when the younger daughter already drives and has her own wheels.I also felt like the constant giggling Ruby was doing when with Blakeney was more of a nervous habit than actual joy. The more time you spend apart, the more you grow apart, especially at that age. Blakeney has her own friends and future to sculpt. She should really leave off hanging around Ruby.The claw is back, in full force.Wtf is up with those little clips in her hair?Pleading face while looking at a book? Why? She is an adult, she has money. You want it, buy it. What is the problem? Drama queen.The angst over not being able to find a nice smelling anti-bacterial gel at the store was just so stupid. It is a staple now, like tissues. Get the freaking stuff and move on. Don't vlog and act all wacky because you can't find the right aisle. That is because you are both idiots, not because they don't carry it. My God, the Bones females are pathetic.Just another useless vlog, as usual.
>>203839929Robert Pattinson is the obvious choice I don't think anyone else of his age brings quite the same presence
>>203840099whore needs a fucking wig!
>>203840099mad how she is still a virgin (lesbian sex obviously doesnt count).
>>203840066he is literally me though
>>203839582why r u obsessed with dicksizes when youre so small?
a (slightly absurd) 24 year old woman pretending to be a child and twirling around in her back garden. Grow up, Rugby.
>>203840105why are you posting these mongs so much like im supposed to give a shit
I actually really like gherkins. And cornichons, pickled onions, pickled cabbage, pickled cauliflower and pickled eggs. I really like pickled foods.
i don't want to see robert pattinson trying his hardest to portray patrick bateman just not talented enough
'EEZER GOODE 'EEZER GOODE HE'S EBENEEZER GOODE
>>203840139 That would mean Bale and Pattinson are both Batman + Bateman
>>203839603me at the club when the white gurl music comes on
>>203840016
not been on twitter all day and the for you page is the exact same shit it was yesterday lazy stuff elon
>pastruby posting>futurerugby posting
There won't be any good actors for another 40 years.
I WILL have a gf next year. Mark my words!
be there of be square, /brit/
>>203840183holy fuggin shitTHIS needs to be a THING
>>203840166why are you replying to me like i'm supposed to give a shit
hope daniel radcliffe is the new Patrick batemen now that i would pay to watch hahaha
>>203840210GF 2025IT'S OUR YEAR
>>203840195>for you
thinking about derek chauvin and crying
>>203840148not anymore. patrick bateman is an lgbtqa+ latinx transfemme now
Ladies and gentlemen, your new Patrick Bateman!
>>203840217he's an awful actor
this is it, my final post
>>203840217Not a bad suggestionJust cast Armie Hammer already. The marketing writes itself box office guaranteed.
>>203840279exactly and imagine the arry poeer memes
>>203840246>does nothing wrong>goes to prison anyway to placate a mobmad how this was genuinely the most open disregard for the rule-of-law in recent memory
sydney sweeney as a yuppie in the ny podcasting sceneexpectations, subverted
I only consume Japanese, Russian and eastern European media.
I heard the p4k writers started a new site after they all got fired and P4K got moved under GQ magazineit's a pay site too, they want payment for their reviews
New Paul Allen
>>203840358most of these white isis fighters are glowies since isis is a glowie project
>>203840203some good ruggers coming up this month
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ecm-ylA29X0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9WO2ieJMYkSMASH HIT
amazing how bad the film industry has been since big harv weinstein got exposed. We went from original kino to marvel, sequels and remakes. Top men get an appetite for women and if you take that away you destroy creative incentive, that much is clear.
>massive uni-piss up tomorrow>have midterm exams on Mondaygoing to have to be adult here, wish these twats would stop organising all the fun stuff when I am unable to attend. already took a gamble getting shitfaced tonight.
>>203840404the rock and captain america have been shilling this to me
>>203840404Might get into Rugby but I don't understand the rules.
>There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Saumya's 1 bedroom, 1 bath overlooks the complex dumpster...and is obviously more expensive than mine.
>>203840447pretty sure people not going to the cinema post-covid is the bigger factor here
>>203839967>critique white male capitalist violenceIncredible how they always miss the point
ktim
>>203840423This song went #1 in Italy Belgium Hungary and Greece. Reached #5 in the UK
>>203840478kwab
>>203840344you don't even know the least of it>gets caught up for tax evasion years ago>gets stabbed 22 times by some schizo in prison and survivesnigga is going through the most miserable life imaginable
aff tae bed
>>203840464>>203840366>DO NOT REDEEM THE BUSINESS CARD>PAUL ALLEN>HEY YOU BITCH HEY YOU BLOODY BITCH >PLEASE I BEG YOU NO NO NO NO >DO NOT REDEEM
>>203840464>do you like the Beach boys?>no....Brian is too white sounding for me
>>203840365never paid for the music they reviewed, certainly not gonna pay for their reviews
She is so fit even the makeup can't make her ugly
>>203840478i look like this
>>203840344he was a thug retard just like saint floyd. but i suppose neither deserved what happened to them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm2uQDvjAK0now this was a based indian song
>>203840212her poor mods lol
>>203840344He deserved it. No sympathy for white men with asian wives.
need goth gf
>>203840576how many more posts until she gives you VIP in the chat
>>203840448the fancy suit & tie dinner night was always in spring in the middle of exam season in our uni, never went cos of that. can't really be drinking and ballin' if i'm stressed over studies.
just had a beautiful fog settle down in the area. monopod, minolta-x700, soft ambient music in ears. oh yeah, it's incelwalk time.
we're a clown country
have a cummy cock me
I only know one white guy with an Asian wife irl. He's kind of a nerd and she's a 4/10 chubby Korean woman.
>>203840448go back to twattock zoomy
peng as
>>203840659https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxUY-99TPRY
>>203840448I always found that the presidents would usually have coursework which was due whenever - they rarely had the issues of exams, so they would really just take the piss with it and organise it around what suited THEM best.
President Evil
>>203840635we should pay immigrants from former colonies to go back to their homeland. they can use the money to start businesses and whatever and help their countries. this is objectively the most fair and reasonable way to do reparations.
>>203840614Tried to go for a chaddrive in the fog and it was too foggy
>first country to ban slavery, at significant cost to the empire, while other europeans carried on>fast forward 200 years and everyone is saying to apologise for slaveryIs this shit not taught in schools or have we just completely adopted the hollywood history curriculum
watching anime like a fucking tranny
>>203840753the virgin chaddrive, the chad virginwalk
SQUEALING>You're not 'working people', Keir Starmer tells landlords and shareholders as he prepares for his tax grab ahead of next week's Budgethttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13999509/working-people-Keir-Starmer-landlords-Budget.html#comments
>>203840749and while you do that deport me to japan and pay me 100k a year for nothing
>>203840759omdz rorke shat up blud u waffle merchant
>>203840759no matter what you do or how much you pay the blacks will always have their hands out
>>203840759blacks want revenge and money. that's it. there's no reasoning involved.
>>203840759portugal made out like bandits tbqh, well not really because they are thirdies but in general blame
>>203840785diego sent tumbling down the hill
>>203840464>opening scene>Gyatt Nateman sitting in his office in a suit>police breaks down the door and arrest him for securities fraud>roll credits
>>203840759Well the descendants of slaves see a chance to make easy money. That is quite literally it. The people who are considering apologising and considering reparations are wonder what they can get out of it. ie: reparations in exchange for trade deals and political favours.It's all just window dressing of backroom shenanigans and only the thickest in society fail to realise that.
seething about black people again from my smelly bedroom in cumbria
thinking about shaving my headgot tired of permanently greasy hair
just searched up Steve Lacy on spotify, cunt blew up and has 30 million monthly listeners and a billion listens on some songsmad when artists you listened to a decade ago when they were complete nobodies actually make it
dire>Terrifying consequence of ignoring tummy troubles - woman, 21, reveals: 'I heard a pop... and my insides fell out'https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-14001533/Terrifying-consequence-ignoring-constipation.html
>>203840602I don't want to be a mod, it's anti-ethical to my anonymous heritage
>>203840898he only made a tenner from that
>>203840841The Portugal and French got humiliated in a way that the British never did. The only humiliation the British faced during decolonisation was the Suez Crisis - and that's probably why the Arab states don't demand money from us, because we're already "even".
I set the age range down to 18-21 and there really is a certain beauty here you don't see in the 30s
>>203840873VPN off spaki
>>203840924well the suez humiliation was entirely the usas doing but as you say maybe for the better as the arabs got one over on us to even it out
Colonised? Skill issue
>>203840898>>203840922i think the biggest soundcloud song was Resonance by Home
>>203840924yemen, malaysia, cyprus, kenya….
>>203840928she's busted lol what this is ironic isnt it
get that gay porn on
second can cracked open
>>203840928well they lack the bitterness from being fucked over from other men to an extent
alri
>>203840759Problem is parliament only compensated the slave owners and not the actual slaves which is why they’ll never shut up about this.
>>203840931never, ever call me that freak again or youll get clarted back to bangladesh faster than you can say poppadom abdul
>>203841006you bust on the scene and got done by vietnampipe down
>>203841075you're ideologically aligned with him bud
>>203841006Never heard of them
>waaaaa muh shares and mub propertypeople that made money from shares and property were literally gifted their wealth from low interest rates. You didnt work for it, you just pulled money off the magic money tree. Now the government is deciding to end the party and youre all wailing. If keir buckbreaks the boomer landlords and crypto kids he'll completely redeem himself.
opinions lads?>'Wales can't have the ugliest people in Britain - we wouldn't have moved here otherwise!': Incomers slam US academic who impugned beauty of the Welsh (while locals say you only have to look at Catherine Zeta-Jones!)https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14003123/Wales-ugliest-people-academic-beauty-Catherine-Zeta-Jones.html
>>203840914this is ridiculouswhere is the kayfabe
>>203841104not remotely
>>203841115yeah welsh are complete uggoscatherine zeta and tom jones are hot but they are half black I think
unleash your inner beastiality
Another year and then you'd be happyJust one more year and then you'd be happyBut you're cryin', you're cryin' now
>In the aftermath of the Slavery Abolition Act 1833 with the Slave Compensation Act 1837, Rothschild and his business partner Moses Montefiore loaned the British Government £15 million (worth £1.8 billion in 2024) [25] with interest which was subsequently paid off by the British taxpayers (ending in 2015). This money was used to compensate the slave owners in the British Empire after slavery had been abolished.
>>203841004He.says posting a guy who got overthrown for being softpowered into the west's botch
>>203841115all the smart and beautiful people left wales when the mining left. Same with much of the north.
>>203841181did our war debt end then as well?
>>203841115Doesn't make sense as I'm a Welsh girl and peng af
>>203841181moses haha weird name probably amish
>>203841109he won't, he's already crumbling like he does on everything
>>203840759The government hates white people and this is an excuse to take away some money from white people
shocking the drop in production value between straight and gay pornit's so significant i am deluded into thinking i'm less gay than i am, simply because the porn is not as good
>>203841214umm these coincidences are making me uncomfortable
>>203841109you will still be an incel failure with a shit life, what difference would it make to you?
>>203841181yep
Peter Hitchens is JewishPeterHitchensis ...?
>>203841307vaxxed
>>203841235What age did you become a trannard?
>>203841006>won all of those conflicts then granted them independence not really an embarrassment, is it?
>>203841331I began transitioning in 2015. I legally changed my name in 2018.
SEA women moan the best during masturbation. sexy little creatures
reckon people only pretend this is a good album because it has a cool coversounds like rubbish
>welsh people are ugly>190 is welsh>190 is an incel all coming together
Look, I'm racist. I want a white nation, as it was. I want deliveroo riders and uber drivers out.Got a problem with that?
>>203841363>if you kill your enemies they win
why did we get scammed into ending slavery
>>203841374the mars volta are rubbishsame with porcupine treeif you're looking for good modern prog rock, don't bother, it was only good in the 70s and 80s
>I'm never gonna let you down
>>203841402woke new englanders tricked us
>>203841411>same with porcupine treeshut your whore mouth
>>203841385who will deliver the food then?bloody idiot racists dont think of that
>>203841402woke mob as per
>>203841371They have flat noses and brown pussies and nipples. I call that primitive and nasty
>>203841278so what you're saying is you've....got the gay porn off?
>>203841463source?
>>203841369How old are you now?
>>203841463i call you gay
bit drunk
>>203841431get the delivery drivers on footballer wages, then people will want the job
>>20384149627, 28 next month.
>>203841411not really even into prog rock that much, someone on /brit/ recommended an album from the mars volta a few weeks ago so i've been giving them a listen. a few songs on 'deloused in the comatorium' are sick but i hate all the stupid track names, just can't take an artist seriously
I call app britain
>>203841137that was from the holo en eurobeat announcement livehttps://youtu.be/w_WIIMlVIzw?si=d6NEkirOFwOjxvOD&t=2618but mori follows dooby, erb and nerissa too but on their PLs accounts. prob some others too that I'm unaware about
>you will never be a 1800s Lousiania plantation owner with a harem of Scarlit Scandals and Nathalie Emmanuels while making an absolute fortune on sugar cane and cotton
>>203841463Don’t care I’d shag all of them
get the nurses on deliveroo bicycles
>>203841500get sick bowlget water bottleget tucked up in bed
>>203841537oh fuck off gyaldemfreak yh rather watch paint dry than look at your drivel
open the bloody greggs. want a sosij roll
>>203841561don't tell me what to do
give deliveroo drivers footballers wages on the condition they share it with nurses, post tax
>>203841511What do your parents think? Are you attracted to men or women?
>>203841576well at least do the first twowhat are you doing whilst drunk besides posting here
>>203841584never felt the warm embrace of a pair of female thighs wrapping around my waist
sir uber eatser
>>203841547
Seen some advertising or begging
>>203841170me in the back
Eating a large oven pizza but I removed most of the cheese first
>>203841562t. literal battymong
sir ebony whipper
>>203841584My dad is dead and my mum is very supportive and has said I'm a better daughter than my cis Sisters. I am bisexual with a preference for men :)
>>203841601you're still telling me what to dodon't
https://kick.com/mikesmallsjrenjoy american culture, black man running around tampa with only a diaper stopping traffic and entering stores for 50k
>>203841630has a manlier face than most of /brit/
>>203841630you're a paedophile and the world would be a better place if you necked yourself
>>203841630>sexually provocative woman on the internetdiamond dozen mate diamond dozen
>>203841652does that ethiopian retard who harasses people still stream on kick? the one who got kicked out of japan, forgot his name but i bet you know who im talking about
>>203841652can’t do this in north korea can you they’d throw you in jail
>>203841640How do you explain that you would've been happier if you hadn't transitioned? If you lived a hundred years ago say.Gays back them crossdressed and were as happy as Larry.
>>203841630wouldn't look twice at this ordinary looking bint if i saw her walking down the street
>>203841692no he was somalianhis name was johnny somali
Reeking smelly cronem farts wafting from the greasy carbon black cronem clappers of thugs and killers
>>203841547BROWN SUGARHOW COME YOU TASTE SO GOOD
>>203841692yeah he is in korea now and they love him because he hates japan
>>203841646ok fine vomit all over yourself and be dehydrated
>>203841374this is my favourite album of all time. an actual masterpiece with every second worth listening.
>>203841640>I am bisexual with a preference for men :)why don't you have sex?
>>203841652Blacks can get away with this because everyone just assumes they're crazy anyway
>>203841754won't happenfuck off mum
>>203841739loved this part of the dubliners
get the footballers wages placed into 1 in 10 000 ubereats deliveries as a national lottery
Beer is the drink of the Beer making factory! Repent consumer
would love to see haaland, salah, palmer and the likes trying to scrape by on 13 quid an hour
>>203841761fair enough mate but i just don't get it. i'll give it a sincere attempt but usually if an album is actually a masterpiece i'll like it
shaved off my beard. undecided if i'll do my pubic region, but cant really be arsed.
black people are cool
>>203841664saying it again won't make it true>>203841667>>203841715pretty big green eyes are rare here, you'd snatch a gaze
>>203841828good lad. first step to becoming a real man
>>203841856nobody cares about this dumb cunt you're paid to spam and advertise here all day you boring incel freak
>>203841747judging by his most recent video it doesnt look like ittons of them pissed off in his comment section
Today I've:-Learnt the rules of backgammon
>>203841882used to know how to play that can’t really remember but it’s basically all about working out probability right?
>>203841882well on your way to becoming a bond villain lad. keep it going
>>203841859how do you mean? not many bearded ladies about
>>203841882Never understood what this game when when I'd open it on this old nokia phone as a kid
>>203841880>nobody cares about this dumb cunt you're paid to spam and advertise here all day you boring incel freak
>>203841913oh wait that's baccarat. don't think they play backgammon in the casinos of monaco
>>203841914will be when kier allahbarama enacts woke sharia
>>203841882takes a minute to learn, a lifetime to master
>>203841942hilarious. kill yourself immediately
>>203841930Brain dead
>>203841944have you been to the casinos of monaco?
Gookmoot really wants people to pay to use 4chins now...
insectbergs truly believe they can just fly in through my window and set up shop in my smelly living room
>>203841880is he really
>>203841944they do, backgammon world champs are held there
>>203841979knew this would happen when the yellow menace forced moot out
ahhh…the casinos of monaco…the ol’ hunting ground as it were. brings back memories
>>203842008>>203842008>>203842008
