America has fallen-editionprev>>203842201
Gentlemen i regret to inform you, women
/CUM/ZONE
Mus musculus
>>203845314Goddesses all
Chat when are we gonna start reporting xitter/plebbit screenshots?
what did that fella mean when he said to keep his leaky dick holy?
>>203845294Trvke
>>203845351I'm glad it's making you feel all sorts of ways anon.
thinking of dressing up as that awful ausfailian breakdancer from the olympics as my halloween costume
>>203845401Dress as the invisible man
>>203845401Will you do the shitty ass dance too?
>>203845401Better be able to dance like her too
going to order 3 guns online at the same time. Crazy I can do this really
>>203845387https://youtu.be/Vxns3HUGxlc
>>203845419>>203845422of course, and it's perfect cause the worse it is the funnier it will be
>>203845431i think it would be crazy if you couldn't
>>203845431Insane to think there are people who dont want this to be a thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcZWxYXpWWY
>>203845447I won't have a Halloween costume because I don't have anywhere to wear it. Live it up for the both of us
>>203845506nobody to go out with? just hit up a bar or something?
think i might play through tales of symphonia again. that was a good game
I still can't believe 'cado is skinny
>>203845526Eeeh. I live deep in the woods in my silly little mountain cottage. I don't really want to take the 40 minute drive to the nearest evidence of civilization which comes equipped with a bar.
All 3 of the guns I'm getting? .38 special
>turn on the game>doyers scoregod dammit
before the nukes start flying i just wanna say you guys are probably the only ones that i have confessed some of my most private thoughts and experiences.see you all on the other side
Willie Nelson endorsing Kamala
>>203845622nothing everhappens
Mood
>>203845622let me guess you're another tranny eh
>>203845609Looking for trouble?
I ordered my part yesterday and rockauto still hasn't fucking shipped itNot going to have my car done to start my new job
>>203845692better take an uber
>>203845646>>203845635im not into anime no
>>203845623I'm endorsing Komala to get a pre-evo and/or an evo.
>>203845328Perfect marshmallow color
>he isnt into anime
Whats it like living in a country more thsn a couple centuries old
>>203845713It'll only be like an hour bike ride. Ni problem
>>203845756good
my town was settled in 1911
NOOOOOOOOO BRICS IS GOING TO BURY US NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>203845806those are some hungry dogs
I want to go out and drink but I'm broke
bendlad wya
>>203845882You can chat with us and drink at home, mate.
Need gfNeed companion....
>>203845914Liquor stores close early in my shitty state. I don't have time to go get any and i would just desperation drink until i pass out if i don't have to drive
Doyers
>>203845914You're not a mate, mate.
>>203845968And you're not my buddy, buddy.>>203845966I am watching the Houston Rockets with my girlfriend right now.
I tried to use my padlock mace thing but ended up hitting my leg.
>>203845966Thats the lady with the boobies
>>203846003I jinxed them!!!
sex with Lithuanian men
>>203845289>a player steals a base in a ball game>everyone in America gets a free tacoI do not understand your sports.
Whats up with that scene in bram stokers dracula with the wolf do u think they used a wolf looking dog no way they had a real tame movie wolf huh
>>203846038Computer generated
>>203846029Whats not to getYou give out free food as a promotion and peoppe are likely to come back or buy more while theyre there
>>203845954>Liquor storeCan't you buy booze in regular grocery stores or petrol stations?
>>203846051Thats lame but likely
>>203846074Even if the store is open they can't sell past a certain time. Also you can only buy beer, wine and liquor are only in liquor stores
>>203846093InsanityI cant imagine living in such a hellscapeThank for daquiri shops have drive thrus
>>203846023wya
>>203846096woooooooooow
>>203846096watching now
I have never listened/watched an episode of joe rogan and i wont start now
>>203846104You are not him
>>203846103Its very gay.
>>203846023
for me it's polish men
Uber Eats adjusted my order total two days after the fact and as a result my bank hit me with an overdrawn handling charge. Pretty sure that's illegal. I'll be contacting consumer protection pronto.
>>203846143Literally me and my /int/ boyfriend
>>203846172I almost had an /int/ boyfriend today
eating some ramen rn
>>203846209That cartoon is lacist, mate!
is nicotine really good for focus? i've tried it a couple times and i just feel a little high but no increased focus
Having a hard time coping with the fact the thread is so slow because all the normies are out having fun and making memories. I think I’m gonna go out and do something tonight even if it just ends up being just going to a bar and having a few drinks, getting some greasy fast food and driving around in my car. Gotta get out of the house.
>>203846239dude you might as well do speed. the fuck are you trying cigs for
>>203846225*caltoon
i'm just so god damn tired of thirdies man
>>203846262I'm going to a bar too. Had a glass of wine with dinner. It's a small town and I'll likely see someone I know
does anyone want to hear me blogpost about how my coworkers started bullying me
>>203846264i haven't tried cigs. just vapes and nicotine pouches.
>>203846262Can you meet new people in bars in America? In Germany most people just go to bars with their friends and don't want to talk to other people.>>203846266>>203846282Yeah, is he Indian?
>>203846282yes
>>203846285nigga just do speed if you want to focus
>>203846282Go for it I'll read but may not respond
>>203846317is who indian
lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBMoPUAeLnY&t=845s
>>203846331Your coworker?
>>203846343what?
>>203844911what's wrong with us being attracted to american malls?
>>203846360I thought you and the other Canadian who wanted to blogpost about his coworker were the same person.
>>203846397what?
>>203846378huwhite americans stopped caring about malls many years ago. It's now seen as a retarded fad from the 80's.
gotta try to vomit demurely so i dont wake up my roommate
>>203846412yes but there are good deals and it's fun to go shopping on the weekends
>>203846447I am this way with flea markets and funnily your people are the ones selling at them>>203846443Welcome back spinny
>>203846412i mean the average zoomer in a shitty boring town still doesn't have a better place to go than the mall
>>203846464They just stay home
>>203846461i am not "spinny"she is too pure to consume alcohol
>>203846412Me and all my friends always hung out at the mallIt was free entertainment
>>203846470i see them at the mall
>>203846192Better luck next time bro/sis
>>203846471She literally blogposted about going to the bar tonight lmaoThe anons here are losing their mind that she is out their trying to suck and fuck
>>203846461>flea marketsI like them too, there is always random cool stuff.
>>203846488Bassdo y rojopiladoIm going to go get emmoladas after the gym tomorrow
>>203846487i dont actually care what she does. the only one really obsessed with her here is your stupid ass
>>203846511I don't trust food from flea markets, good luck
>>203846527No its from a restaurant Either of the flea markets in my area are 90 min/2 hr drives respectively Was just saying that
>>203846317>Yeah, is he Indian?no none of my coworkers are indian fortunately>>203846323>coworker is nosy and asks a lot of questions>she's just trying to make small talk i guess>it starts with asking me things like "did you do anything fun over the weekend">I answer these honestly>I don't want to be boring so I won't say "I didn't do anything / I have no plans" every time. I tell them what I actually do>"so did you do anything fun last weekend">"I went to the theatre, you know the live theatre by so and so">I was hoping they wouldn't ask much about this but what was I supposed to say if they asked?>"ohhh what did you do there?">"they had a cultural event with dances. and some food too">I don't want to be specific about this. I don't want my coworkers to know about my obsession with that particular country. It's too weird and random>"did you bike there?">"yes">"how long did that take?">it's just constant questions like this and me just answering them>"btw who told you about that event?">"my girlfriend wanted me to go">this is sort of half true, I was expecting a girl to show up there for a sort of "first date", but it was supposed to be a "beard" arrangement not a real gf, and she didn't show up anyway>not much was asked after that>phew>hopefully they'll never ask about "my gf" again>a few days later>"so I heard you got a gf!">oh great>I can tell she doesn't believe it>I'm a short incel 27 yo khhv>"yeah">"what's her name?" "how old is she?" "where does she live?" "does she drive a car?" "how long have you been in a relationship?" "can we see a picture of her?">just coming up with bullshit answers. I think I did pretty well actually but there was one mistake>I told them they can't see a pic of her>they asked me again for a pic during staff party>fuck>coworker literally says "I don't believe you"I don't want them to know that I'm gay but I think I might have to tell them but it will be much worse if I tell them
>>203846541ok, enjoy your food
>>203846524There are several anons here obsessed with her Feels like youre one of them with the "too pure" comment
>>203846485>bro/siswe are all gays here
>>203846585only you
momberg has been spending all her free time watching and listening to things about the election
Im straight as an arrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBMoPUAeLnYits unlisted but its up now>3 fucking hours
White castle burgers made of possum meat
>>203846556Jeez you sound like a pussy. You can be polite without giving someone your life story
>>203846624This pic goes hard
>>203846632they're already bullying me I'm already the fucking loser incel of the staff
>>203846556she was probably inwardly laughing after asking if you biked there
momberg is all like>sonberg doesnt care about the future of this country :<
I am mentally eel
>>203846650I already told you its only embarrassing if you feel embarrassedGrow a spine and be confident in yourself and who you areJust be unapologetically yourself and wear it with pride
>>203846556This nigga is gay.
im just skipping through this and like 2 hours in they are just casually talking about boxing, both of them are very well informed, and it just seems like a very organic conversations between guysfully expected 1 hour tops of highly curated questions and answersI 100% believe hes going to win
>>203846652she won't be laughing at my huge legs and superior cardio
He just looks like a gangster now
i'm not watching, someone tell me what's it like later
>>203846673if I'm truly open about my interests it will invite harassment and even be a bad thing for others. I don't want to taint the things I like by letting people know that I the biggest incel ever like them
Not a big fan of Mina Harker in this movie shes a bit of a bad person
>>203846711You take it in stride and bs back thats how you make friends man
>>203846556Why didn't you tell her to stop bothering you? You were there to work and not to chat.
>>203846607>mombergIs that the name of your cat? Thats a weird name for a cat. I think a few villages in Germany have the same name.
i think presidents and politicians in general really miss some real time with them you know what i'm saying, you only hear about campaigns and speeches and that public official stuff but you never really know what the person behind all that is really like
just finished watching itthe things he said about state mandated gfs and gooning really resonated with me, he has my vote
>>203846791watching what
millions must si papi
I had a dream about a method of penis growthShould i test it on my own body?
>>203846811does the method consist of getting sucked off by femboys?
>>203846823No but in the dream i stole an mtf's drugs and jumped out the window
>>203846740I don't like it. am I supposed to just tell them that I'm obsessed with that country for no reason, it will make me look like even more of an incel (no it's not japan)
Wanna stop jerking off so much but idk how to fall asleep without it
>>203846862It will not make you look like an incel to have interests jesus christ man
>>203846864if you can fall asleep after huffing the dab pen you can sleep through anything
>>203846875it is if you are extremely ugly and deformed and inbred
>>203845289>make a steak, green beans, mashed potatoes>ruin the meal by drinking a pepsi
>>203846811keep us updated on your findings professor, I'm a grower not a shower so sometimes I get the smol pp sads
>>203846688Why did the odds for a Harris win drop so much since the start of October? Did she do anything bad?
>>203846908Unfortunately one can only be helped if they want help
WIFI IS DOWN WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>203846926all i wanted was a pepsi
Covid was wild
>>203846688>trump>stay on scriptNigga, he couldn't even do that during his DNC speech. What makes you think he could on a podcast with a stoner? Not surprised they talked about boxing/ufc. They both love it.
>>203846937The more people see Kamala, the less they like her.
it's her turn god damn it
>>203846982Yeah how dare he...be a normal person
>>203846943I can't be helped. That's delusion. Some people are just capped at 1/10 a billion incel points. We can't all be great and cool
I know for a fact there aren't smooth brains itt thinking Polymarket odds mean anything
>>203847023It means that people are so desperate to gamble, that they'll buy crypto and use non-American websites to do it.
>>203847038no it means trump is winning bigly and this election won't be stolen like last time I guess
and some chicken fried
im back
i'll vote for whoever pardons hunter biden
found a new favourite band and coming from me that means a lot. this is not a common occurrence this has to be one of the best bands of all time. /cum/ wouldn't get it THOUGH.
>>203847023Regular bookmakers have similar odds for a Trump win like Polymarket.
>>203847064COLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT
>>203847070Probably Joe Biden on his last day.
>>203847071Bro listened to mr kitty one time
>>203846982i 100% expected his team to only agree to do this if it were in a controlled environment but starting around 1 hour 49 minutes in they just talk fighting sports for a solid 15 minutes and it just feels genuine for a high level politician
>>203847077woah let me break out my biggest soijak right quick
where are the messsicans?
Pardon Hunter BIdenshow every american that they can have a second a chance..
>>203846927You can get a penis pump and it'll increase flaccid size if you go in soft.
i love getting high on beer
>>203847083dont know what that is lol.
>>203847066Hes back
>>203847071What's the name of the band? Maybe we will like them.>>203847089I don't care about your opinion. I think I will bet a few hundred Euros on a Trump win.
aaaa i cant handle it anymorei need to touch a woman
what about pussy pumps?
>>203847123do it bro god made them weaker than you
>>203847123Go to Vegas.
>>203847123Hug your mum when you see her next.
>>203847135its my moms birthday in 2 days
>>203847126**pumps your bum bum with my cum cum**
>>203847117Just so you know that's not a vote. Instead of speaking like a retard can you instead go back to the things you used to do? like making vocaroos in that weird nasally voice and posting questionably aged girls for you and gp to jerk each other off to?
>>203847142I hope you will give her a warm hug and spend the day with her.
WIFIS back
Nickcado is going through his femto arc
My mind do be going a million miles an hour tho
>>203847157
>>203847167Is he gonna rape orlin
>>203847156I think you're confusing me with another anon.I will stay in /cum/ for a while until all the German anons wake up and post in /deutsch/ again.
the idea that 0 F is when it's too cold and 100 F is the equivalent but too hot is really just ass backwards and not relatable at all100 F is way more extreme than 0 Fwho came up with this shit?did they test this by going out in summer clothing and lying down still on the ground for both temperatures?
>>203847181He probably already has
>>203845289westfallen.jpg
uh oh slurpy
>>203846556Man I wish I was normie enough to think of questions like them. Too much of a lone wolf I guess
>>203847197>100 F is way more extreme than 0 FTo me the opposite is truth
>>203847206Why didn't Israel wait with the attack on Iran until Zion-Don gets elected?
tomorrow I will wake up and do my package design workI will NOT wake up and waste several hours doing nothing
>>203847226Why would they wait? They already attacked months ago
>>203847241I got a package you can design
>>203847249no thank you, I fucking hate package design
>>203847218you have to be dumb then idkif you are wearing winter appropriate clothes and moving actively, 0 F is way more comfortable than standing still in the sun in summer clothes in 100 F. which there is no point in doing anyway, if you're outside you're at least walking, right
>>203847252qtpis
Bros we're getting a prequel to Precious. They just leaked the trailer
>>203847244I think Biden didn't want them to attack. They will get even more support from the USA if Trump gets president.
catposter is that you
I look lile this and do this
>>203847282maybe
>>203847269kek that concerned kid at :23lmao
>>203847197Considering that room temp is 68 or 70, 0 is actually way more extreme, it’s even in excess of freezing. Meanwhile 100 is closer to 70 and nowhere near boiling.
>>203847167So he was faking being thin, right?
>>203847298I just love fatty webms
>>203847311I dont know
Chat look at this shit >>203847296
>>203847313/fph/ enjoyer
>>203846556It's strange but your story made me feel very relaxed
Why 900 seconds Why not 899
>>203847318
I have exactly 2 moods i only either post aminals or hu taos
>>203847269I can’t wait to see if she gets stuck i. The slide or not
>>203847338>>203847346orange
>>203847355they qtpis
How many empty drink containers are in your immediate vicinity?
>>203847346His greed disgusts ms
>>2038473672
>>203847331I know its all reposted tiktok shit, but the things the human body is capable of is really mind boggling
At the stripclub. Kind of fun if you sit with the oldheads and just buy a beer or two.
>>203847281Of course he didn't but he literally can't stop them, they're a protected rogue state. The run up to the election is the most valuable time for them, it's the only thing Bibi has since a Trump election isn't a foregone conclusion. They're going all out not giving a shit about customary international law or humanitarian law and the ones who are suffering the most are Arabs and Americans lmao
>>2038473670 :)
>>2038473671a mug which had some ice cream i just finished
>>203847370
>>2038473670I only drink coffee and water from glasses that are either clean or being used
the status of america is grim, republicans being kicked out of trump rallies because the organizers don't think they "match the brand". Its all run like a business because big business owns your country
>>203847307considering how our biological thermoregulation works we overheat faster than we freeze and theres not really any protection against hot weather once you're outside lol. idk man i guess you don't wear a winter coat and stuff to think this shit. i would rather work outside in 0 F than work outside in 100 F and im saying that from experience working outside in extreme temperatures
>>203847367dos
the men of wo
>>203847384OH MY GOSH WHAT A BABY
>>203847367122 that arent empty but dont have any drinkable stuff
>>203847269Why are there so much more fat black women than men in the USA?
also it's 0 F and below for almost half of the year meanwhile 100 F only happens once a year. so yeah
i will never live in a mansion deep in the lousiana swamp
>>203847197
>>203847422>y do u have yellow fever
>>203847439It's cringe
>F
>>203847439https://youtu.be/9pAvZw_kG8c?si=wDt3t4FihCFFevCy
>>203847458are you the guy with the anger issues?
thinking about sexo
>>203847439I think the murder rate in Lousiana is higher than in Brazil and there are also more black people.
>>203847480No im the guy with the sadness issuesIgnore that >>203847482
>>203847391Mostly investment firms and the corporate military suppliers.
Bros I'm hungryAll i had today was 6 beers 3 eggs and 4oz of ham
>>203847487Lots of black people by percentage but not by flat numbers bc our population aint that bigBut it is 1/3 blackThe murder is also.mostly contained to nola and br
>>203847517More beer and ham
>>203847499>pov you are my gf
>>203847530If wishes were wings and beer I'd get pulled over for drunk flying
>>203847197Finally someone else gets it. I'm not crazy
>>203847555What he bakin
>>203847520Do you have French ancestry? Are there still people who can speak French in Louisiana?
>>203847574Yes and yes but i am not one of themMy grandparents' generation did not pass it on so much bc they were beat in school for speaking it
>>203847569biscuits
>>203847605Powerful chef
been a while since cats were actively posted here.
Sex with cats
>>203847615>>203847622
>>203847631Dont do that
>>203847649Go ahead. Call the cops. They can't unfuck the cat.
Gn /cum/maniacs
>>203847661gn
aaaa nice and tipsy
>>203847661good night
>>203847694Post asshole
>>203847694PIKACHU USED BULLY THE FUCKING CATITS SUPER EFFECTIVE
>>203847699it's really bruised from my date earlier. trust me you don't want to see iti said to go in the front door but he stuck it in back anyways
>>203847269WHAT THE FUCK
I would like to visit Chichen Itza and Newfoundland at some point. I have a few Mexican friends and have only met 1 Canadian overall.
>>203847269I'm thinking would
>>203847772Chichen Itza was a bit disappointing. Very crowded and full of gay little market stalls where dudes are trying to sell you overpriced chinkshit souvenirs. There's also trash in the sacred cenote on site.I found myself enjoying smaller ruins way more. It is still worth going though.
hi
>>203847269This is so sad. Her parents should be ashamed of themselves
>>203847482me when none of the cum females will post theyre feet
>>203847832parent*
>>203847834They sent me feet though. I guess you just need to work on your rizz lil bro
Bars were dead. Not even students. Maybe busy with midterms n shit. Got a lavender lemonade and apple cider old fashioned and went home
>>203847836The dad not around is just as much to blame
rolled around in bed for 4 hours. couldn't sleep. brewed some tea. now playing 6 youtube videos at the same time while browsing /int/
>>203847836lol
>>203847849i dont want them to send them to me. i want them to post them here
Getting pretty le drunk at home
menopause must be such a bitch. imagine marrying a bitch that is already crazy and nags you and second-guesses EVERYTHING you do. then she hits 40 and her insanity gets turned to 11.id fucking kill myself
>>203847958>>203847958>>203847958>>203847958new
>>203847963The drunker I get the less I feel my cold