Gentlemen i regret to inform you, women

/CUM/ZONE

Mus musculus

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>>203845314
Goddesses all

Chat when are we gonna start reporting xitter/plebbit screenshots?

what did that fella mean when he said to keep his leaky dick holy?

>>203845294
Trvke

>>203845351
I'm glad it's making you feel all sorts of ways anon.

thinking of dressing up as that awful ausfailian breakdancer from the olympics as my halloween costume

>>203845401
Dress as the invisible man

>>203845401
Will you do the shitty ass dance too?

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>>203845401
Better be able to dance like her too

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going to order 3 guns online at the same time. Crazy I can do this really

>>203845387
https://youtu.be/Vxns3HUGxlc

>>203845419
>>203845422
of course, and it's perfect cause the worse it is the funnier it will be

>>203845431
i think it would be crazy if you couldn't

>>203845431
Insane to think there are people who dont want this to be a thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcZWxYXpWWY

>>203845447
I won't have a Halloween costume because I don't have anywhere to wear it. Live it up for the both of us

>>203845506
nobody to go out with? just hit up a bar or something?

think i might play through tales of symphonia again. that was a good game

I still can't believe 'cado is skinny

>>203845526
Eeeh. I live deep in the woods in my silly little mountain cottage. I don't really want to take the 40 minute drive to the nearest evidence of civilization which comes equipped with a bar.

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All 3 of the guns I'm getting? .38 special

>turn on the game
>doyers score
god dammit

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before the nukes start flying i just wanna say you guys are probably the only ones that i have confessed some of my most private thoughts and experiences.
see you all on the other side

Willie Nelson endorsing Kamala

>>203845622
nothing
ever
happens

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Mood

>>203845622
let me guess you're another tranny eh

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>>203845609
Looking for trouble?

I ordered my part yesterday and rockauto still hasn't fucking shipped it
Not going to have my car done to start my new job

>>203845692
better take an uber

>>203845646
>>203845635
im not into anime no

>>203845623
I'm endorsing Komala to get a pre-evo and/or an evo.

>>203845328
Perfect marshmallow color

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>he isnt into anime

Whats it like living in a country more thsn a couple centuries old

>>203845713
It'll only be like an hour bike ride. Ni problem

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>>203845756
good

my town was settled in 1911

NOOOOOOOOO BRICS IS GOING TO BURY US NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>203845806
those are some hungry dogs

I want to go out and drink but I'm broke

bendlad wya

>>203845882
You can chat with us and drink at home, mate.

Need gf
Need companion....

>>203845914
Liquor stores close early in my shitty state. I don't have time to go get any and i would just desperation drink until i pass out if i don't have to drive

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Doyers

>>203845914
You're not a mate, mate.

>>203845968
And you're not my buddy, buddy.

>>203845966
I am watching the Houston Rockets with my girlfriend right now.

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I tried to use my padlock mace thing but ended up hitting my leg.

>>203845966
Thats the lady with the boobies

>>203846003
I jinxed them!!!

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sex with Lithuanian men

>>203845289
>a player steals a base in a ball game
>everyone in America gets a free taco
I do not understand your sports.

Whats up with that scene in bram stokers dracula with the wolf do u think they used a wolf looking dog no way they had a real tame movie wolf huh

>>203846038
Computer generated

>>203846029
Whats not to get
You give out free food as a promotion and peoppe are likely to come back or buy more while theyre there

>>203845954
>Liquor store
Can't you buy booze in regular grocery stores or petrol stations?

>>203846051
Thats lame but likely

>>203846074
Even if the store is open they can't sell past a certain time. Also you can only buy beer, wine and liquor are only in liquor stores

>>203846093
Insanity
I cant imagine living in such a hellscape
Thank for daquiri shops have drive thrus

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>>203846023
wya

>>203846096
woooooooooow

>>203846096
watching now

I have never listened/watched an episode of joe rogan and i wont start now

>>203846104
You are not him

>>203846103
Its very gay.

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>>203846023

for me it's polish men

Uber Eats adjusted my order total two days after the fact and as a result my bank hit me with an overdrawn handling charge. Pretty sure that's illegal. I'll be contacting consumer protection pronto.

>>203846143
Literally me and my /int/ boyfriend

>>203846172
I almost had an /int/ boyfriend today

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eating some ramen rn

>>203846209
That cartoon is lacist, mate!

is nicotine really good for focus? i've tried it a couple times and i just feel a little high but no increased focus

Having a hard time coping with the fact the thread is so slow because all the normies are out having fun and making memories.
I think I’m gonna go out and do something tonight even if it just ends up being just going to a bar and having a few drinks, getting some greasy fast food and driving around in my car. Gotta get out of the house.

>>203846239
dude you might as well do speed. the fuck are you trying cigs for

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>>203846225
*caltoon

i'm just so god damn tired of thirdies man

>>203846262
I'm going to a bar too. Had a glass of wine with dinner. It's a small town and I'll likely see someone I know

does anyone want to hear me blogpost about how my coworkers started bullying me

>>203846264
i haven't tried cigs. just vapes and nicotine pouches.

>>203846262
Can you meet new people in bars in America? In Germany most people just go to bars with their friends and don't want to talk to other people.

>>203846266
>>203846282
Yeah, is he Indian?

>>203846282
yes

>>203846285
nigga just do speed if you want to focus

>>203846282
Go for it I'll read but may not respond

>>203846317
is who indian

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lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBMoPUAeLnY&t=845s

>>203846331
Your coworker?

>>203846343
what?

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>>203844911
what's wrong with us being attracted to american malls?

>>203846360
I thought you and the other Canadian who wanted to blogpost about his coworker were the same person.

>>203846397
what?

>>203846378
huwhite americans stopped caring about malls many years ago. It's now seen as a retarded fad from the 80's.

gotta try to vomit demurely so i dont wake up my roommate

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>>203846412
yes but there are good deals and it's fun to go shopping on the weekends

>>203846447
I am this way with flea markets and funnily your people are the ones selling at them
>>203846443
Welcome back spinny

>>203846412
i mean the average zoomer in a shitty boring town still doesn't have a better place to go than the mall

>>203846464
They just stay home

>>203846461
i am not "spinny"
she is too pure to consume alcohol

>>203846412
Me and all my friends always hung out at the mall
It was free entertainment

>>203846470
i see them at the mall

>>203846192
Better luck next time bro/sis

>>203846471
She literally blogposted about going to the bar tonight lmao
The anons here are losing their mind that she is out their trying to suck and fuck

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>>203846461
>flea markets
I like them too, there is always random cool stuff.

>>203846488
Bassdo y rojopilado
Im going to go get emmoladas after the gym tomorrow

>>203846487
i dont actually care what she does. the only one really obsessed with her here is your stupid ass

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>>203846511
I don't trust food from flea markets, good luck

>>203846527
No its from a restaurant
Either of the flea markets in my area are 90 min/2 hr drives respectively
Was just saying that

>>203846317
>Yeah, is he Indian?
no none of my coworkers are indian fortunately
>>203846323
>coworker is nosy and asks a lot of questions
>she's just trying to make small talk i guess
>it starts with asking me things like "did you do anything fun over the weekend"
>I answer these honestly
>I don't want to be boring so I won't say "I didn't do anything / I have no plans" every time. I tell them what I actually do
>"so did you do anything fun last weekend"
>"I went to the theatre, you know the live theatre by so and so"
>I was hoping they wouldn't ask much about this but what was I supposed to say if they asked?
>"ohhh what did you do there?"
>"they had a cultural event with dances. and some food too"
>I don't want to be specific about this. I don't want my coworkers to know about my obsession with that particular country. It's too weird and random
>"did you bike there?"
>"yes"
>"how long did that take?"
>it's just constant questions like this and me just answering them
>"btw who told you about that event?"
>"my girlfriend wanted me to go"
>this is sort of half true, I was expecting a girl to show up there for a sort of "first date", but it was supposed to be a "beard" arrangement not a real gf, and she didn't show up anyway
>not much was asked after that
>phew
>hopefully they'll never ask about "my gf" again
>a few days later
>"so I heard you got a gf!"
>oh great
>I can tell she doesn't believe it
>I'm a short incel 27 yo khhv
>"yeah"
>"what's her name?" "how old is she?" "where does she live?" "does she drive a car?" "how long have you been in a relationship?" "can we see a picture of her?"
>just coming up with bullshit answers. I think I did pretty well actually but there was one mistake
>I told them they can't see a pic of her
>they asked me again for a pic during staff party
>fuck
>coworker literally says "I don't believe you"
I don't want them to know that I'm gay but I think I might have to tell them but it will be much worse if I tell them

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>>203846541
ok, enjoy your food

>>203846524
There are several anons here obsessed with her
Feels like youre one of them with the "too pure" comment

>>203846485
>bro/sis
we are all gays here

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>>203846585
only you

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momberg has been spending all her free time watching and listening to things about the election

Im straight as an arrow

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBMoPUAeLnY

its unlisted but its up now

>3 fucking hours

White castle burgers made of possum meat

>>203846556
Jeez you sound like a pussy. You can be polite without giving someone your life story

>>203846624
This pic goes hard

>>203846632
they're already bullying me I'm already the fucking loser incel of the staff

>>203846556
she was probably inwardly laughing after asking if you biked there

momberg is all like
>sonberg doesnt care about the future of this country :<

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I am mentally eel

>>203846650
I already told you its only embarrassing if you feel embarrassed
Grow a spine and be confident in yourself and who you are
Just be unapologetically yourself and wear it with pride

>>203846556
This nigga is gay.

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im just skipping through this and like 2 hours in they are just casually talking about boxing, both of them are very well informed, and it just seems like a very organic conversations between guys

fully expected 1 hour tops of highly curated questions and answers

I 100% believe hes going to win

>>203846652
she won't be laughing at my huge legs and superior cardio

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He just looks like a gangster now

i'm not watching, someone tell me what's it like later

>>203846673
if I'm truly open about my interests it will invite harassment and even be a bad thing for others. I don't want to taint the things I like by letting people know that I the biggest incel ever like them

Not a big fan of Mina Harker in this movie shes a bit of a bad person

>>203846711
You take it in stride and bs back thats how you make friends man

>>203846556
Why didn't you tell her to stop bothering you? You were there to work and not to chat.

>>203846607
>momberg
Is that the name of your cat? Thats a weird name for a cat. I think a few villages in Germany have the same name.

i think presidents and politicians in general really miss some real time with them you know what i'm saying, you only hear about campaigns and speeches and that public official stuff but you never really know what the person behind all that is really like

just finished watching it
the things he said about state mandated gfs and gooning really resonated with me, he has my vote

>>203846791
watching what

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millions must si papi

I had a dream about a method of penis growth
Should i test it on my own body?

>>203846811
does the method consist of getting sucked off by femboys?

>>203846823
No but in the dream i stole an mtf's drugs and jumped out the window

>>203846740
I don't like it. am I supposed to just tell them that I'm obsessed with that country for no reason, it will make me look like even more of an incel (no it's not japan)

Wanna stop jerking off so much but idk how to fall asleep without it

>>203846862
It will not make you look like an incel to have interests jesus christ man

>>203846864
if you can fall asleep after huffing the dab pen you can sleep through anything

>>203846875
it is if you are extremely ugly and deformed and inbred

>>203845289
>make a steak, green beans, mashed potatoes
>ruin the meal by drinking a pepsi

>>203846811
keep us updated on your findings professor, I'm a grower not a shower so sometimes I get the smol pp sads

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>>203846688
Why did the odds for a Harris win drop so much since the start of October? Did she do anything bad?

>>203846908
Unfortunately one can only be helped if they want help

WIFI IS DOWN WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>203846926
all i wanted was a pepsi

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Covid was wild

>>203846688
>trump
>stay on script
Nigga, he couldn't even do that during his DNC speech. What makes you think he could on a podcast with a stoner?
Not surprised they talked about boxing/ufc. They both love it.

>>203846937
The more people see Kamala, the less they like her.

it's her turn god damn it

>>203846982
Yeah how dare he...be a normal person

>>203846943
I can't be helped. That's delusion. Some people are just capped at 1/10 a billion incel points. We can't all be great and cool

I know for a fact there aren't smooth brains itt thinking Polymarket odds mean anything

>>203847023
It means that people are so desperate to gamble, that they'll buy crypto and use non-American websites to do it.

>>203847038
no it means trump is winning bigly and this election won't be stolen like last time I guess

and some chicken fried

im back

i'll vote for whoever pardons hunter biden

found a new favourite band and coming from me that means a lot. this is not a common occurrence this has to be one of the best bands of all time. /cum/ wouldn't get it THOUGH.

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>>203847023
Regular bookmakers have similar odds for a Trump win like Polymarket.

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>>203847064
COLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT

>>203847070
Probably Joe Biden on his last day.

>>203847071
Bro listened to mr kitty one time

>>203846982
i 100% expected his team to only agree to do this if it were in a controlled environment but starting around 1 hour 49 minutes in they just talk fighting sports for a solid 15 minutes and it just feels genuine for a high level politician

>>203847077
woah let me break out my biggest soijak right quick

where are the messsicans?

Pardon Hunter BIden
show every american that they can have a second a chance..

>>203846927
You can get a penis pump and it'll increase flaccid size if you go in soft.

i love getting high on beer

>>203847083
dont know what that is lol.

>>203847066
Hes back

>>203847071
What's the name of the band? Maybe we will like them.

>>203847089
I don't care about your opinion. I think I will bet a few hundred Euros on a Trump win.

aaaa i cant handle it anymore
i need to touch a woman

what about pussy pumps?

>>203847123
do it bro god made them weaker than you

>>203847123
Go to Vegas.

>>203847123
Hug your mum when you see her next.

>>203847135
its my moms birthday in 2 days

>>203847126
**pumps your bum bum with my cum cum**

>>203847117
Just so you know that's not a vote. Instead of speaking like a retard can you instead go back to the things you used to do? like making vocaroos in that weird nasally voice and posting questionably aged girls for you and gp to jerk each other off to?

>>203847142
I hope you will give her a warm hug and spend the day with her.

WIFIS back

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Nickcado is going through his femto arc

My mind do be going a million miles an hour tho

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>>203847157

>>203847167
Is he gonna rape orlin

>>203847156
I think you're confusing me with another anon.
I will stay in /cum/ for a while until all the German anons wake up and post in /deutsch/ again.

the idea that 0 F is when it's too cold and 100 F is the equivalent but too hot is really just ass backwards and not relatable at all
100 F is way more extreme than 0 F
who came up with this shit?
did they test this by going out in summer clothing and lying down still on the ground for both temperatures?

>>203847181
He probably already has

>>203845289
westfallen.jpg

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uh oh slurpy

>>203846556
Man I wish I was normie enough to think of questions like them. Too much of a lone wolf I guess

>>203847197
>100 F is way more extreme than 0 F
To me the opposite is truth

>>203847206
Why didn't Israel wait with the attack on Iran until Zion-Don gets elected?

tomorrow I will wake up and do my package design work
I will NOT wake up and waste several hours doing nothing

>>203847226
Why would they wait? They already attacked months ago

>>203847241
I got a package you can design

>>203847249
no thank you, I fucking hate package design

>>203847218
you have to be dumb then idk
if you are wearing winter appropriate clothes and moving actively, 0 F is way more comfortable than standing still in the sun in summer clothes in 100 F. which there is no point in doing anyway, if you're outside you're at least walking, right

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>>203847252
qtpis

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Bros we're getting a prequel to Precious. They just leaked the trailer

>>203847244
I think Biden didn't want them to attack. They will get even more support from the USA if Trump gets president.

catposter is that you

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I look lile this and do this

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>>203847282
maybe

>>203847269
kek that concerned kid at :23
lmao

>>203847197
Considering that room temp is 68 or 70, 0 is actually way more extreme, it’s even in excess of freezing. Meanwhile 100 is closer to 70 and nowhere near boiling.

>>203847167
So he was faking being thin, right?

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>>203847298
I just love fatty webms

>>203847311
I dont know

Chat look at this shit >>203847296

>>203847313
/fph/ enjoyer

>>203846556
It's strange but your story made me feel very relaxed

Why 900 seconds
Why not 899

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>>203847318

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I have exactly 2 moods i only either post aminals or hu taos

>>203847269
I can’t wait to see if she gets stuck i. The slide or not

>>203847338
>>203847346
orange

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>>203847355
they qtpis

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How many empty drink containers are in your immediate vicinity?

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>>203847346
His greed disgusts ms

>>203847367
2

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>>203847331
I know its all reposted tiktok shit, but the things the human body is capable of is really mind boggling

At the stripclub. Kind of fun if you sit with the oldheads and just buy a beer or two.

>>203847281
Of course he didn't but he literally can't stop them, they're a protected rogue state.
The run up to the election is the most valuable time for them, it's the only thing Bibi has since a Trump election isn't a foregone conclusion. They're going all out not giving a shit about customary international law or humanitarian law and the ones who are suffering the most are Arabs and Americans lmao

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>>203847367
0 :)

>>203847367
1
a mug which had some ice cream i just finished

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>>203847370

>>203847367
0
I only drink coffee and water from glasses that are either clean or being used

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the status of america is grim, republicans being kicked out of trump rallies because the organizers don't think they "match the brand". Its all run like a business because big business owns your country

>>203847307
considering how our biological thermoregulation works we overheat faster than we freeze and theres not really any protection against hot weather once you're outside lol. idk man i guess you don't wear a winter coat and stuff to think this shit. i would rather work outside in 0 F than work outside in 100 F and im saying that from experience working outside in extreme temperatures

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>>203847367
dos

the men of wo

>>203847384
OH MY GOSH WHAT A BABY

>>203847367
12
2 that arent empty but dont have any drinkable stuff

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>>203847269
Why are there so much more fat black women than men in the USA?

also it's 0 F and below for almost half of the year meanwhile 100 F only happens once a year. so yeah

i will never live in a mansion deep in the lousiana swamp

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>>203847197

>>203847422
>y do u have yellow fever

>>203847439
It's cringe

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>F

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>>203847439
https://youtu.be/9pAvZw_kG8c?si=wDt3t4FihCFFevCy

>>203847458
are you the guy with the anger issues?

thinking about sexo

>>203847439
I think the murder rate in Lousiana is higher than in Brazil and there are also more black people.

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>>203847480
No im the guy with the sadness issues
Ignore that >>203847482

>>203847391
Mostly investment firms and the corporate military suppliers.

Bros I'm hungry
All i had today was 6 beers 3 eggs and 4oz of ham

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>>203847487
Lots of black people by percentage but not by flat numbers bc our population aint that big
But it is 1/3 black
The murder is also.mostly contained to nola and br

>>203847517
More beer and ham

>>203847499
>pov you are my gf

>>203847530
If wishes were wings and beer I'd get pulled over for drunk flying

>>203847197
Finally someone else gets it. I'm not crazy

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>>203847555
What he bakin

>>203847520
Do you have French ancestry? Are there still people who can speak French in Louisiana?

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>>203847574
Yes and yes but i am not one of them
My grandparents' generation did not pass it on so much bc they were beat in school for speaking it

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>>203847569
biscuits

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>>203847605
Powerful chef

been a while since cats were actively posted here.

Sex with cats

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>>203847615
>>203847622

>>203847631
Dont do that

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>>203847649
Go ahead. Call the cops. They can't unfuck the cat.

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Gn /cum/maniacs

>>203847661
gn

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aaaa nice and tipsy

>>203847661
good night

>>203847694
Post asshole

>>203847694
PIKACHU USED BULLY THE FUCKING CAT

ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE

>>203847699
it's really bruised from my date earlier. trust me you don't want to see it
i said to go in the front door but he stuck it in back anyways

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>>203847269
WHAT THE FUCK

I would like to visit Chichen Itza and Newfoundland at some point. I have a few Mexican friends and have only met 1 Canadian overall.

>>203847269
I'm thinking would

>>203847772
Chichen Itza was a bit disappointing. Very crowded and full of gay little market stalls where dudes are trying to sell you overpriced chinkshit souvenirs. There's also trash in the sacred cenote on site.
I found myself enjoying smaller ruins way more. It is still worth going though.

hi

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>>203847269
This is so sad. Her parents should be ashamed of themselves

>>203847482
me when none of the cum females will post theyre feet

>>203847832
parent*

>>203847834
They sent me feet though. I guess you just need to work on your rizz lil bro

Bars were dead. Not even students. Maybe busy with midterms n shit. Got a lavender lemonade and apple cider old fashioned and went home

>>203847836
The dad not around is just as much to blame

rolled around in bed for 4 hours. couldn't sleep. brewed some tea. now playing 6 youtube videos at the same time while browsing /int/

>>203847836
lol

>>203847849
i dont want them to send them to me. i want them to post them here

Getting pretty le drunk at home

menopause must be such a bitch.
imagine marrying a bitch that is already crazy and nags you and second-guesses EVERYTHING you do. then she hits 40 and her insanity gets turned to 11.
id fucking kill myself

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>>203847958
new

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>>203847963
The drunker I get the less I feel my cold