>budget next week>WW3 on the horizon>4 more years of Trumphow exciting. never kill yourself edition
>>203852016need to rub a hog
>>203852016>>WW3 on the horizonNothing ever happens
Walking to bouldering
>4 more years of TrumpI didn't realize Trump was running for PM
>>203852033I didn't even know they were making a Messiah film. I loved the first book but found Messiah very dull.
The two cutest girls have left the local supermarket and now every time I go in I'm served by soibois and old women.Shopping trips ruined. Gonna buy a Morrisons delivery pass and never go out
>>203852059PM = president of MURIKA
>>203852124go lidl, there's loads of fitties in there
>>203852124Does it matter, you'd never ask them out
>>203852059it's ignorant to think it doesn't directly affect us imo. The uk and eu is a vassal state, especially with the increased aggression of russia as of late, Nato is more important than it ever has beenGAE, leader of the free world, etc.
can you just sprinkle msg on food you make and eat it?
>>203852150There's an Aldi a train ride away. Never been though
wake me up wjhen trump goes on talk tuah
>>203852059Zoomers and our media act like we live in the USA
>>203852158Oooh done him by calling him out as the cowardly cunt he is.
Australia! >.<
orange aint winning
any englishmen about? do you ever see the green man when you're walking around?
erm guys FYI (for your information) all politics belongs on /pol/
>>203852160sure, it's in a lot of seasonings, hard to find pure msg for some reason, they probably sell it in chinese supermarkets
HATE pooing twice in one day
Hurt my foot
>>203852319Same. Coffee makes me shit more but I can't give up coffee because it tastes good.
the saddest thing is that mark would’ve worked all his life if he didn’t have fish odour syndrome
>>203852359his career as a fish monger was tragically cut short
Moore is such a wetwipe
>>203852371just remembered that dire watchmen tv show that lefties pretend is good
>>203852273you mean this guy?
Genuinely don't understand how the council gives this bloke free reign to do this nonsensehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn-sQL2hO1o&t=1242s
>>203852273Saw him a few years ago on May Day
the e-gf's on a mad one
Alri lads
>>203852521hate this fucker like you wouldnt believe
Incels need to take over the virgin islands. its an affront to god that a chad even lived there let alone a notorious rapist like epstein
woke buggery
woke mob ruined gay sex
>>203852489easy way to get a staph infection shoving a dollar bill up your nose
>>203852185still need to listen to him on undertaker's podcast
>>203852572was just saying this down the gay bar
used to be you could go to the club with your lifelong roommate, get shagged up the arse raw, and come back home with nary a worry
>>203852273got two on my garden fence
>>203852033watched the first dune and the entire film felt like a sequel setup with no point of its own to make, is dune 2 like that as well? if so i'll give this series a miss
ai mongs using it to play minecraft for them nowits a bastard game, you play it to have fun for God's sake
absolutely slashing it down
beta 1.7.3 was the last good version of minecraft
having some vegetable soup
if you play minecraft you're a betachads play terraria
>>203852633>>203852655>>203852657>>203852679Yeah?
What is going on niggas
2026 year of the tomboy gf
>>203852679what's in it??
finished my soup
me enjoying a cup of 鴛鴦 in HK next week haha
>>203852723some potatoes, peas, carrots, and some kind of bean
Love the fact natural and small boobs are more common in porn now, all boobs are beautiful
>>203852768a well shaped boob is nicer than a big one. Think Plato wrote about that in The Republic
>>203852763did you add a splash of olive oil at the end to help digestion of the fat-soluble vitamins?
got the sausages on
>>203852753cream of sum yung gai
>>203852795>a well shaped boob is nicer than a big oneamen
>>203852817no i spammed some butter onto bread and went in like a madman
anyone remember the qanon meme?
might apply for britain's got talent
>>203852016>>budget next week>>WW3 on the horizon>>4 more years of TrumpI dont see how that effects me
>>203852833what flavour?
>>203852817olive oil prices have increased stupidly of late
Anytime I wank now I just wanna cum as soon as possible. Pretty depressing, got no stamina
he's only gone and got the sausages on, how many today?
swear my mind is collapsing this year ladsmight be my job that i hate, but i feel tired all the time, can't concentrate on stuff, my memory isn't as sharp as it wasi'm 28 and feel like a zombie
Ravers at Wigan Pier Nightclub, 1991.
>>203852876welsh dragon
If Israel is going to war with Iran it has to do it before Trump is electedSo WWIII will happen in less than two weeks or it wont
might start a voice only 4chan
>>203852928>two weeksheh.i see what you did there
may introduce cardio into my workouts. This "no cardio when bulking" meme is making it hard to walk up stairs without being tired lol
>>203852908little fella in the back
>>203852939It's finally true
>>203852928why? Zion Don will declare war on Iran.
>>203852935wouldnt be 4chan then thoughbeit
>ridiculous tiny windowswhy is the buildign code in this country so stupid
can't buy taste can ye
>>203852970cor that house looks like shit
>>203852970tiny windows is the easiest way to meet the heat loss requirements, if they had bigger windows they have to insulate the house better
>>203852970looks shite, no character. like a few deanoboxes slapped together
felt more positive as of late, optimistic, hopeful, trying to see the best in people and the lot
Age is just a number dee lads. I feel better today than I did 5 or even 10 years ago
I'll call it voicechan or vocachan or vochan dunno maybe something else
>>203852903larry david did look the same as junior
glad you lads are feeling good
>>203852768Yes but now porn starts have huge disgusting chest tattoo
I'm volcel
>>203853062im not im hungover and i need a piss but my weighted blanket is too heavy to move
watched the wild robot, enjoyed it. might start a film review channel
>>203852957Lmao no chance its a known secret that he's lyingNetanyahu made an absolute fool out of Trump and Trump hates war
>>203853026ACK
sexting my dad
couple solpadeine and a vitiman c tablet will sort you right out
>>203852970Anglo-Saxons invented laws like this
got cat litter dust in my nose
>>203853026>Age is just a numberThe Anglo-Saxon man pleads this to the judge before being given his sentence
haha have a look at this
just saw a thing about how many of the harry potter actors are dead. reminded me that life is short and you only get one chance and ive totally arsed mine up
>>203852425Mad how boys were made to wear short trousers even winter. A cruel people
>>203852753>Have a boyfriend>Have two>Kill yourself
watching neon genesis evangelion, ep01
Just remembered my gamergate/UKIP/Molyneux phase
>>203852970state of it
>>203852970Utter state
>>203853178at least ur not dead like them lmao
profoundly mid angloid peasant phenotype
a brotha got his yeezys on
two covfefes down the hatch, think I've gone off coffee tbcauhwy
sometimes rattling your cage is all you've got
>>203853225they were all in the right side of history tbf
>>203853156Catberg on the proverbial mad one
going for a poo
>>203853225remember sargon of akkad? someone was watching his youtube
flymos are shite
>>203852970I'd love my own swimming pool but fuck having 5 bedrooms, cba cleaning all that
On the toilet having a poo, these phone captchas are weird
Hawk tuath
cant be arsed to go out today
>>203853362>incredibly popular brand is actually shitIt's the same with Dysons
Anyone want a pic of my poo?
>>203853432yes, oh my goodness YES
are there really mongs that dont know the difference between a reason and an excuse?
>royal mail due to be delivering a package in the next hour>need a piss and a shitMight do it on the doorstep so I don't miss the postman
>>203853467can't he put it through the letterbox?
>>203852957There's no US president that would seriously be pro-nuclear warfare because it's such a game changing move and there's really no point for that since we still live in the American age anyway. It's in their best interest to preserve the status quo. It's countries with nothing to lose that would even consider the nuclear option.
>>203853461They're the same thing, except that somebody will use the word "excuse" when they're trying to criticise a person
>no early gameit's so over
Gotta be honest lads this is a huge improvement over my last few poos
>>203853534so it's just an excuse to criticize someone?
dont want to see that muck im having my breakfast
>>203853426Jew girl
>>203853558Yes, fuck critical people
>>203853558why can’t you grasp the nuance here? it’s all contextual, an excuse can be a ‘reason’ if it’s justified however you can interpret someone else’s ‘reason’ as an excuse if it’s not justified it all depends on the situation, tone, body, context
I've been watching a lot of gore videos and I don't understand how people were so desentizied to violence before the invention of guns.
>>203853605>nuanceTerrible wordReason and excuse have no relation or even similarity
>>203853430Not according to which?
>>203853620before guns we used swords and axes and whatnotmuch bloodier and gruesome process
>>203853625Sounds like a word people shout at you ij the street does it?
>>203853625interchangeable depending on how you interpret it thoughyou’re reason why you’re late is traffic, which is true, however, your boss calls that an excuse since you could’ve beat traffic by leaving earlier
>>203853663your*, scuse me
:|
>>203853658Indeed>>203853663No it isn't. Please stop you absolute cretin.An excuse is an idea to allow someone to escape punishment and a reason is the cause of an object. An excuse doesn't even need to mention the cause.
>>203853658looool
>>203853620Growing up around violence and blood. Also complete lack of empathy. People just didn't understand things like we did today. Remember reading about this Scottish lord who loved nature and stuff but would happily unload shotguns into the trees and kill every bird on his estate, 0 clue that he could be doing lasting damage
>>203853651That's what I mean, there's so much fucking blood. And blood is a really deep red colour. And people don't usually die easily unless they get shot in the head, it's a minute or two of gurgling slowly to death. The sounds people make when they're dying or being sexually assaulted are fucking unreal, especially the latter I don't how how there was so much rape in the past when the woman would be shrieking and shaking like a banshee. I don't understand how soldiers sacked cities in the past with just swords and arrows.
>>203853733Once your adrenaline is pumping and your mates are all around you things get a bit mad
>>203853709you plonker
>>203853712think you’re being a bit too autistic on this mate, not everything is this black and white in regular parlancenot that you’d know though
>>203853721I remember that too
>>203853625>>203853663reason is the factual cause and effect that happenedexcuse means it wasn't your faultmaking excuses means it was your fault but are trying to remove responsibility from yourselfif you're late because you leave exactly on time and hit 1 extra stop light, yeah that's your fault. and saying "traffic" is a reason, not an excuse, and you're making excuses.if you're late because you leave 20 minutes early every day and there was a bad accident or something major that happened, that's not really your fault. so saying "traffic" is a reason, an excuse, and you're not making excuses.simple as
damn i wish i was raping and pillaging and killing my enemies
>>203853778I think you've lost the debateTime for you to go back to posting pictures of Swedish buses taken from crotch level
>>203853733>I don't how how there was so much rape in the past when the woman would be shrieking and shaking like a bansheeprobably told the women theyd be killed if they didnt shut up
>>203853709looks delish
>>203853792This post is too much for the "swede"
>>203853792yeah reckon so >>203853811not everything is a competition you mong
mainlining red diesel
roaringdo liberals really?
there is no need to be eating or drinking in public spaces like the bus or trainno one in the western world is hungry enough to not be able to go without having one meal or waiting to eat until they are in a space for eating
>>203853919why do shitskins love it so much?
LIVERPOOL
>>203853721That makes sense for the past. For example, imagine you're a mongol soldier and only ever grew up around other Mongols. One day you get sent to medieval Iran or medieval Russia and see people that look different, talk different, smell different and have different beliefs. You'd have zero remorse in murdering them.But then you have modern day Russia pretty much murdering and raping Ukrainians which are literally just Russians with a slight twist. Dunno how that works. That said, I unironically firmly believe a lot of Israeli soldiers are going to have PTSD and guilt after the Gaza war is over. Not all of them of course. But a lot, it's going to be interesting to say the least.
>>203853919why need there be a need to do something you want to?
>>203853917Its heckin goodies or baddies ok?
>>203853950more likely to be working longer unsocial hours they all live in cities rather than less expensive towns and suburbs so they need to be chasing income more often
Parkrun and buttie smashedHome for a shite
>>203854017corr big ol kitchen that
>>203853967I think when your blood is up and your life is in danger and that shit is being encouraged and approved of, a lot of people would do it. Then you got soldier from UK who killed an injured taliban charged for murder. "Shuffle off this mortal coil you cunt"
Watching a livestream of Tommy's rally and looking for our man Deegs
So the sneaky link did text me for a shag last night but I was still out and by the time I could come over and was asleep
You know it's kind of funny that everytime something bad happens, I look at the comments section reporting it and there's always a few comments saying>We need to stop turning this country into the UK!
started a new github repo for the paper im writing with one of my mates
>>203854033cringe basic british freak
>>203854092Whats the rally for?
the scrandemic
my company has started outsourcing swe jobs because they're cheaper than US developersbloody hell we're turning this country into the UK
>>203854106>>203854108>>203854116THE TIMER KILLED THE FRENCH GENERAL/brit/ is my general now...
>>203854106It absolutely should be a warning to australians and other countries honestly.
rorke what were you thinking
>>203854129Plate is crying out for baked beans>>203854139This must be fake right? Even she cant be this dense
i want to get rid of all my body hair. not in a gay way
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should i buy a nintendo switch? i feel like it would be a waste of money but i just fancy one
>>203854139My favourite prostitute said she goes for checkups weekly because of some disease which apparently acts much faster in women and can quickly kill her ability to have children.
>avocadofuck off melt
>>203853831>competitionI said debate
>>203854033ok
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>>203854139bonjour la ca va
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putting avocado on my toast (I'm a millennial)
need lived on my ownneed to book a holiday to practice for buying my own place and living being completely alone when my parents are dead and thatany suggestions?
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misspelling advacado cause I'm a retard
big fan of chappell roan
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
>>203854281you mean Kayleigh Amstutz
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
>>203854091That's more punishment from the system. A non-military system as well nonetheless. I agree most people would become absolute monsters if they faced hard pressure.
>>203854120Uniting the Kingdom Stand Up to Racism are counter-protesting
>>203852273I make sure to look for them whenever I visit an old church. They fascinate me.An old Victorian Neo-Tudor house near me has one above the porchway.
>>203854129nice socks, get some brown sauce on that
learned the etymology behind the word 'strafe' todayinteresting stuff, they were literally praying for your downfall
>>203852425Policeman in the back making sure he doesnt do a mischief
spainlard on the ol' belgian vpn again is he
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
half 6 wank in t he cards
>>203852618nah it's more complete and better. leads on to something you wouldn't expect there to be a sequel for if that makes sense. still not great movies, but i don't like movies that much unless it's lotr or something artsy so idk.
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
dont understand why we can't just kill off every old woman? they can't have babies and they dont work
/b/ gf
>>203854281mad what passes for music these days
>>203854487why arent /int/ gfs as cute as this
>>203854479not my nan though
>>203854479Try it and see what happens.
>>203854479this but trannies
>>203854487prefer a /b/f meself
Going to have a lovely big pasta bake for teaAnd some lovely wine
>>203854479Love me granny
>NHS staff watched woman, 22, die on CCTV because they wrongly presumed she was sleeping
>>203854548no more booze for me this week
>>203854577Good lad
mad how I went from loving dogs to hating them and their fucking owners ever since the majority of mongs started getting them after covid, shut the bastard things up I don't want to fucking hear them barking on a nice quiet weekend JFC
>>203854503One mongy French girl isnt enough
>>203854509>>203854562your nan's an old crone
Finished up a date with a girlPerfectly nice person, just far too bloody chatty and nervous never stopped talking
>>203854597got one down the hall way which i hear yapping every nightcruel keeping a dog in a flat
Any good iPhone games?
>>203854609She is but shes lovely
>>203854645can i meet her
i can smell energy drinks wofting in from the balcony
I'm only 178cm
>>203854674yeah she will be in the gherkin tonight
>>203854690*pats your head*
>>203854597Woof haha
best date i ever been on was when my gran took me to costa coffee
>>203854678>wofting
>>203854714Oh bless x
>>203854709I might get taller, I'm still a growing boy (26)
>>203854139Imagine discovering your mum was a pornstar
>>203854612she sounds like a incel
Can you get computer dongles for SIM cards? I assume you must be able to
got no motivation to even shag these daysmight go volcel
>>203854739You're lucky these animal pictures are inoffensive or else they'd get very grating
>>203854744Hot
>>203854739You'll grow outwards
>>203854612Where'd you meet her lad? And where'd you take her?
grandmothers are the only force that can quell the silent dormant rage of neets and incels
>>203854033Yes lad, get the Rest is Politics and Off-Menu blasting out your Skoda Octavia speakers on the drive home
found a new porn star to goon to
just found out papua new guinea's got a king
>>203854790Just the apps Out for a drink We need AI or summat to help us with matchmaking
>>203854766oh
>>203854802mid
>>203854781Never understood v tubers
I shaked hands with trump and then tried to assassinate him in my dream tonight
>>203854487>/b/ in 2024that's a tranny
>>203854813Go to bed
>>203854826Not much to understand is thereNever heard of anime?
>>203854808I've never been on a date before. What do you guys talk about?
>>203854033Got enough clubcards?
>>203854842Anything you want :)
>>203854842Bookmarks and trombones
The scran, as it were
>>203854831Can you imagine how crazy the news would be if Trump became president, but then Putin shot him during a visit and their opposing security details got into a firefight
>>203854808dont understand why these silicon valley big wigs cant develop an AI app which finds your perfect matchtheyve been collecting data on us for 20 years, they know everything about usit would be easy to find matches based on that data
>>203854856Then what'd you talk about during the date?
>>203854831Ever been to Salisbury?
>>203854777I hope soI've been working on my shoulders for a while now and I've had 2 guys at the gym tell me I'm looking bigger even though I've actually lost weight
>>203854802ugly whore
i cummed in my dream and had a massive stiffy all night and my pj bottoms were all hard crusty cant remember what the dream was about though
>>203854902TV showsFriendsFamilyLifeA conversation between two people, you see
>>203854898>finds your perfect matchNot really what dating apps are for is it. Theyre for engagement and trying to get (men) to buy the premium packages
>>203854937I've got a premium package here for you sweetheart*Grabs the crotch of my pants*
>>203854866too dry
>>203854935imagine having nothing else to talk about other than TV slop and gossip
>>203854918Sounds like youre living a normie life lad. Good for you
>>203854836Yeah you're right, almost midnightffs
>>203854968So what do you talk about on your first dates lad?
>>203854968Thats women for you.
>>203854935>TV showsI don't watch the telly or anything on slopflix.>FriendsI don't have any friends.>FamilyI just have a mum I'm estranged to.>LifeWhat could I talk about?
Getting my steps in by walking round my flat
>>203854866is super dry sold even in the uk
>>203854994Do fun things with mumsy
>>203853185probs cos they would grow out of trousers every 5 minutesat primary school we were all in shorts until we were like 8 or something cos by then you've stopped growing an inch every few weeks
>>203854969I wishI'm actually a VF with no friendssuch is life
Pacing around my flat while muttering under my breath about sainsburys and dpd
>>203855015Yes
>>203855015It's brewed under license by Peroni in Italy.
>>203855015You can get asahi (shit) sapporo (ok) or kirin (good)
>>203855050You can get Hitachino in Waitrose, and all the hipster bottle shops sell it.
Anyone got any rare or cool pogs?
Frankly outrageous number of ads on twitter these days
got a tendency to stalk (although never under any circumstances approach) women and i reckon i need to seek help for it before it becomes a serious issue
>>203855076Ive had that never clocked it was Japanese
>>203854382>Policeman in the back making sure he doesnt do a mischieflike the policeman in the wickerman?
Can any shaggers give me an evaluation Things I have talked to this girl at toil about:CryptidsUFO'sMythologyHistoryGeographyDinosaursAutistic things I have done IRLThe same animal pictures I post hereThings she has talked to me about:AnimeHer friendsMusicArtLifting advice
>>203855210>never clocked it was JapaneseWhat? How?
>>203855233
