gyaldem edish
poo smells lmao
Was on a date with a girl in the park when an excited dog ran up to us. I gave him a pet and his owner, an attractive woman, ran up to us to apologise and we chatted for a minute. Almost wish my date weren't there so I could have had a shot chatting her up, but that would not have been very moral.
>>203857032Take away all the infrastructure we built and education and civic projects.. it turns out you actually owe us
Ahh, loevely when you log on and there's a fresh new. Alri lads
feeling a lil 5 today
/brit/ stands with Israel
>>2038578289 last night, 2 today
>>2038578289
are there keys on your keyboard that you can confidently say you've never pressed?
>>2038578288 for me
>>203857828>9. Horned jew helmetExperts baffled about what this helmet could represent
>>203857813would have demonstrated your chatting up abilities to your date
>>203857858yeah, quite a lot actually
weeb slags should be posted more
soloclubbing lad heredind't get let in the clubrip
>>203857858Dont use the numpad
dui bu dui
>who was [girl] at that wedding?Think this would go down well?
Business idea: build wanking off stations along all the beach fronts
>>2038578284
>>203857872seen that one at leeds armories
The Man Vs Food guy got all his camera equipment stolen in the UK.
why the fuck is Mao Zedong on every banknote when> Estimates suggest that under Mao’s rule in China, between 45 to 65 million people died as a result of government actions
>>203857828>medievalMost of these are actually Rennaisance/Early Modern
>>203857930Because he killed millions to save billions.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C--3jrPo7e6/
>>203857930capitalist lies
>>203857930China is a textbook fascist country, so personality cults and historical revisionism are just standard practice.
Afternoon shaggers, how are we? x
>>203857930same reason they put hitler on the wings of the german aero planes
What's Starmer doing on Chinese bank notes?
>>203857955
>>203857925made me sad
Sir queer s..st stammer
>BLM protesters allowed to surround and deface the Cenotaph and Churchill memorial while the police kneel and let it happen>Tommy Robinson protests and the same memorials get surrounded with iron fences and armed police, despite this protest obviously having no intent to deface themMad how much the modern British state hates the indigenous population.
>>203857930worthy sacrifices towards the communist utopia, chud
>>203857959Shut up retard
>>203857998alri that's just dirty now
People who use apple or Google pay on their phone are mongs. Can't count the amount of time their phone dies/the chip and pin terminal is having issues etc and they require a physical debit card to pay but they don't have it with them.
>US girl, 12, shot herself in the head rather than submit to catfish abuser's depraved demands
need a sour tart gf
>>203858044seen a few mongs try to pay with their gay little smart watches but for whatever reason it doesn't work and they didn't even bring their phone with them as a backup nevermind a physical card or cash
>>203857785i bet she smells nice
>>203858031thanks for the (you)
>>203858044virgin
>>203858064Thought that was bradders
>>203858058>laughingbradleywalsh.png
>>203858082No you haven't
>>203858082Yeah smart watches fuck up frequently too. Never mind the fact they're completely redundant as smartphones can do everything they can do AND MORE for less money.
>>203858064Can't believe this guy will be President in Feb
>>203857785soogs > puppi
been playing the 2019 video game "control"wish i could just be a random schizo and just stumble dick-first (or vagina-first as the case may be) into being the head of a government department and have superpowers and shit
>>203858123have sex
cant eat
Had some egg mayonnaise and chorizo on sourdough bread for lunch. Now going to have a nap.
>>203858150Why's that then
>>203858132CORKIN eck
>>203858156what's working at aldi like? i've just applied there
>>203858157no idea
>>203857955Wont let me look
>>203858156did you spaff into the egg mayo?
>>203858144didn't really stumble into it desu
>>203858144Bizarre wish. Wouldn't you rather use your wish on having sex with a woman for the first time?
>>203858156corr imagine the farts
bob lazar
>>203857955she's def turned on sexually by breastfeeding. the rare female nonce
>>203858170Alright. It's not as hard as it's reputation suggests. It's quite straightforward once you know the structure and routine. It can be very boring especially on long shifts.
>>203858184she kinda did tbf
>>203858193>rare
>Gangs of Kurdish origin, as well as Albanian, have been named as particularly associated with the use of barber shops as criminal fronts. There has been a 50 per cent rise in the number of barbershops in the UK since 2018.
Alri
What's pretending to be a woman like? I've just been sexually abused by my father
>>203857930I suppose that you could say that on balance, Mao did more good than harm.
>>203858197ever stuck anything up your arse?
>>203858210One near me is IranianProbably has a terrorist cell in the back
>>203858199her and her brother got paranormalled as kids
>>203858197do they make you work the register much or are you strictly a shelf stacker?
Frogposters ordering a Paki pizza delivered by a kurd then being racist on their social media platform 4chan.org in a vain attempt to counterbalance it
Eyebrows trimmed bro?You want wax?
Is this the worst weekend of premier league football ever
>>203858170Co op is the easiest supermarket plus they have decent pay and benefits
>>203858259There's a lot of truth in this.
(8) i saw you dancing in a crowded room (8)
mad how mad how "mad how" is
>>203858233No.>>203858236I mostly am on tills or self checkouts. There is the option (at least in the UK) to have a stock assistant contract where you don't do any till work and exclusively stack shelves but it pays slightly less.
>>203858210Kurds are sound but literally all of them are in the mafia lol
>>203858210Literally 5 Turkish barber shops and 2 Chinese nail bars in a 150-200 metre strip of shops near where I live. No fucking way they're making any legitimate money, but they're not even hiding it.
>>203858259The two have nothing to do with each other.
12yrub
>>203858262i would never allow a man to touch my eyebrows
>Had some egg mayonnaise and chorizo on sourdough bread for lunch. Now going to have a nap.
>>203858235yeah but she was basically considered a schizo freak who nobody liked or respected her whole life until she rocked up at that building
>>203858278>paid less for doing harder work
>>203858281>Kurds are soundNo they aren't wogsocket
>>203858278>No.why not? it'd feel good
>>203858268Co op workers always look particularly relaxed to the point of not giving a fuck Dunno how cos surely their work is the same as any other supermarket
this girl thought i was naked cos i was wearing grey trousersstate of it
dont order from ethnic takeawaysdont use kurdish barbersdont buy drugs from niggersdont use paki/indian corner shopsdont order from wogs on eBay
>>203858259you have perfectly described Helpercunt
>>203858332Nah.
>>203858259Spainpaki being racist all the time and then crying about cartoon frogs on 4chan (which he spends 16 hours a day on) to counterbalance it
>>203858044Your gimmicks are stale. Get new material. All you do is spam and act like a retard now to troll one or two people who take your bait. It doesn't have to be like this, just post normally and we can all get along.
>>203858332okay
>new Frank green and a sneaky linkThis is actually such an understated girlboss momentNew frank green AND a sneaky linkNot one or the otherBothNo compromiseShe's got someone to shag and a cup to stay hydrated Slay
>>203858298wasn't really a cool ride, was it?
>>203858268Coop is shit though mate. At ALDI we're highly respected on the retail industry.>>203858305I think it's only 10 p less and I assume the extra pay is because of the extra responsibility of customer service e.g selling alcohol and fireworks etc.
>>203858219>this week with portillo abbott and andrew neilused to enjoy watching this in the 00sbefore everyone went woke and mentalcant stand watching anything these days
>>203858259>>203858341Yeah was about to say. There's something in this theory.
>>203858350bragging about sex as a woman is just an Lit's uncool for men too as you shouldn't need to brag but at least then it's an effort
>>203858281How are Kurds sound?Just cos some of them fought against ISIS a few years ago?
>>203858346done him. that's his whole weekend fucking ruined then lmao
>>203858351being able to fly and telekinesis shit at people would be pretty nifty
>>203858259
I notice that if I go into a different supermarket whilst wearing my ALDI uniform all the staff look intensely jealous of me.
remember ISIS? mental
Men who pretend to be women are mongs. Can't count the amount of time I've seen some bloke in a dress and a wig trying to crack on that they're a woman. Funny thing is, nobody is buying it.
>>203858325Yeah we are expected to give 80% at work, most other supermarkets expect 100%It's chill
>>203858350>you wake up in July 2024
We looking forward to a womfy winter de lads?
>>203858409>Can't count the amount of time I've seen some bloke in a dress and a wig trying to crack on that they're a woman.howdo you work at Heaven
>>203858406>look intensely jealous of meThey're looking at you because you are a retard
>>203858406Pathetic trolling, you're creatively bankrupt. Remember when you had the whole thread guessing what your next step would be? Now everyone just tells you to fuck off and die before you have your daily nigger cock meltdown. Seek help.
>>203858409they're all nonces and need shot in the back of the head and burned
>>203858409>nobody is buying itYou started an OnlyFans mate?
>>203858380didn't play the dlcs but the board gave me a bit of frightdon't think i could handle the responsibility
Dunno what a frank green is and i dun wanna no!
>>203858332based, I also check companies house before ordering anything
10 year old girl and a smartphone10 year old girl and a smartphone
just seen this very old bloke on a mobility scooter riding down the pavement, he was wearing formal military regalia with medals on it and there were only ethnics of all colours walking past him. wonder what he was thinking in that moment
staying hydrated is a meme
>>203858416It's taken me 4 months to do an analysis this deep and profound
>>203858084reckon she smells like anime x>>203858142ney chance
>>203858449the dlcs are pretty boring, love the main game though
>>203858454Incel tings
>>203858457
>>203858448Dogshit zingers out in full force for this smelly bloke
>>203858460>won't be long before i'm out of this shithole
its hard being a 30 year old twink
>>203858436We're not your friends you sad little twat. Tie that scarf to the ceiling.
>>203858463alri waterlet
>>203858470learn more about the board and alan wake?
>>203858454good one lad, ill add to to the usual background check
>>203858489loooool
>>203858185howling done that incel freka
>>203858450soul singer, I think
>>203858488your not a twink anymore
190's gay bottom twink malaysian LARP is the most normal persona he's got left
>>203858515yes i am
Got a fucking massive quantity of washing up to do
>>203858494the board becomes kind of irrelevant, i think one of the dlcs is about one of alan wake's stories coming true or something, i didn't play alan wake so i don't really remember or care
>>203858488this is me except i'm 33 and being an alcoholic as well and i never had sex even when i was younger lol
>>203858515you're*
>>203858497becomes second nature like the early life section
>>203858441Don't work there just go a lot x
>>203858489Rude. No pizza and chippies for you
>>203858535>i didn't play alan wakeit's connected, la
>>203858563yeah i know, i'll have to get around to playing it someday
>>203858526bizarre post. im actually the penetrator. and you also here every day. bit grim that. get a clue yeah?
>>203858530no. twinks are by definition 13-25
>>203858348This is his entire life, he's got nothing else.Also I think you're right about him being a janny. Whenever I send him flying I'll catch a 3 day ten minutes later for some bollocks reason. Weird incel loser has made it his entire mission to try and troll an anonymous website lmao
switched from android to an iphone and i've noticed women looking at me differently, some with lustful looks in their eyes
>>203858436yes mate time to get comfy>>203858489not very nice anon :(
>>203858488yorkshire?
>>203858579190 you need professional help
im 190 and so is my wife
>A drunk driver killed himself and two friends after crashing into a bus with such force that his car was "split in half", an inquest heard. >An inquest into the deaths heard from Mr Owen's father Justin, who said: "We can honestly say he was a safe and careful, considerate driver." Isn't just the blacks who use the 'dindu nuffin' lines. it's also the Welsh
>>203858488Glasgow?
>>203858582
>>203858585It's mental how badly I mindraped himHe's been on a downward spiralI think he'll kill himself next Valentine's Day One can hope at least
>>203858592>>203858606london x
>>203858573yea, someday...i know how it isyou'll get it cheap on steam and play it years from now when you're bored
>>203858641Of course
mature femboy MILF
>>203858648didn't they remaster it recently or something? seems like a perfect opportunity
he IS the janny you moron
how does data just travel through the air? if I sit between my router and laptop the data has to travel through me, seems like magic
>>203858625It is in fact Spaino who has mindraped you. You can’t stop talking about the cheeky chappy! Sad…
>>203858668google.com.au broken?
>>203858668yea they didgood game desu, grab it
>Time has come for reparations dialogue, Commonwealth heads agreeCan't wait for Starmer and Lanmy bend the knee
>>203858669I was saying this two years ago
new cod is really really boring
>>203858688Dunno lad. Try not to think about it. It just is
>>203858688radio signals aka magic
>>203858715prefer haddock me. cod's a bit bland
>>203858705i'm having a conversation with a frenchman here you nosy prick>>203858707alright i'll have a look then
>>203858708Can't wait for you to do not a single thing about it other than spam the fuck out of /brit/ like the cowardly shut-incel runt you are.
>>203858688it is invisible
>>203858715>newbeen the same shit since mw
>>203858695I would have paid good money to see your meltdown when I won your gay little hunger games incel dollhouse special despite not even posting that evening I live rent free in your head and I've always posted anonymously
>>203858708The only reason they're even attempting to ask for this is because as a country we've become so weakIf we had any backbone and told them to fuck off as we rightly should this wouldn't have got any attention
>>203858736Oop, struck a nerve, go have a cuppa
>>203858740howm i meant to trust the science when i cant even fucking see it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohNADs4Yikoreally enjoy this
>>203858715You playing as the non binary operator?
>>203858755Yeah, they know Starmer and Labour are wet
I think a lot of people don't get that the UK is at its lowest and weakest point it has ever been in the last 500 years.Its post-Brexit GDP just dropped below the EU average, meaning that within a few years countries like Poland and the Czech Republic are going to pass it in purchasing power and quality of life. It's completely marginalized internationally due to its direct support for the genocide in Gaza and the loss of Chagos and now even a few post-colonial islets can dictacte reparation terms to it.
>>203858771science isnt to be believed, it is to be understood and reasoned.
>>203858748>gay little hunger games incel dollhouse specialOh my DAYS what the hell are you babbling on about lmao
>>203858715been shite sicne black ops 2
>>203858774
>>203858801You're GermanNot even human
>lmaoHe's boiling
>>203858708Is there any advantage at all these days to the commonwealth?All it seems to be used for is some romanticised memory of empire but the result is shit like this and Indians voting in our elections
Playing a bit of fifa
>>203858856alri deano
>>203858838mental how badly you mindraped him
>>203858888I'll put you asleep withing 10 seconds you little girl. Don't say stuff and not follow up on it. I'll be waiting
>>203858801Our economy is growing more than yours
>>203858854It's an excuse to dismantle Britain brick by brick
haven't played alan wake 2 yetheard it's alan woke now
>>203858801...yh
Alan Sleep
2pm right on the dot the 16 hour melty begins
alan dehouche
>>203858801this was always true of poland which is just an extension of germany
>>203858915It's over
>>203858828hibiki mogs you, mark
>>203858915So grim These lines don't show bad it really is since wealth inequality has exploded worldwide Just the rich getting much much richer and more people becoming poor
i hate him so much that i hate all spanish people now
glad I didn't have a console growing upall the chavvy mong kids playing boring repetitive shooters like CoD and halo and their best memories from the time being screaming insults in the lobbymeanwhile shaggers were embarking on a spiritual journey playing wow and runey
>>203858995SameBelgians too
It has come to my attention that some have lately called me a compensator, as if such a term were shameful. I ask you, what greater endeavour exists than that of reparation? In our current unparalleled enterprise, refusal to compensate is simply a refusal to grow--an insistence on suicide, if you will.In order to be true to our nature, and our destiny, we must aspire to greater things. We have outgrown our cradle. It is futile to cry for mother's milk, when our true sustenance awaits us among the Commonwealth. And only the universal union that small minds call 'The Anglosphere' can carry us there.Therefore I say, yes, I am a compensator. We must all compensate, willingly, eagerly, if we expect to reap the benefits of the future. And reap we shall.
shagging my arse with my mum's sex willy
>>203858995>>203859011Getting some good use out of your 4chan pass I see
>>203859002Perhaps wow and runescape made you autistic
>>203859002I had friends so we played together Also we weren't poor so we had both consoles and PC
Why is it zoomers cling onto name/tripfags here? We've always had namefags in /brit/ but now we have a whole gang of people constantly talking about them too.
>>203859002>and halo
>>203859002rightso youve just sold a few hundred cowhidesnow what?
Just been to the O2 store to verify my age so I can shitpost on dataVery liberating
Got the minimal techno on
>>203859050Hi spaino
>>203859050Zoomers are so bad at technology that they can't use filters.
>>203859060buy some sick mithril armour and strut around varrock like I own the place
>>203859002you know you're not banned from playing runescape if you have a console righ tlmao
>>203859050It’s literally like one or two massive schizos who spend the entire day talking about tripfags
Need zoomers wiped out
>>203859050I'm 33 years old Besides 190 has been here for 12+ years shitting up the site and he has nuclear meltdowns posting gore and gay porn daily nowadays without a trip or even avatarflags because he is triggered by being filtered I firmly believe bullying him will lead to suicide so then we will finally be free
>>203859087false flag, you’re seething
>>203859019Keir Starmer is the Conciliator who will herald the coming of the New Bum.
>>203859114yah basically just the non conscious cucknadian seething here 24/7if he wasnt such a repulsive person i'd feel sad for him
Can I get uhhhh
oh my kami im going to be osoi for /brit/
Time for trunch i reckon
>>203859155He has a 4chan pass now. Probably got the 3 year one so we have to deal with this until at least 2027
>>203859123I've been here since proto /brit/ and don't remember a schizo Canadian constantly posting about 190 until the past year or two
reckon people who love their pets more than people are all psychopaths/narcissistsa pet can't talk back or disagree and is completely at your mercy and dependent on you, the whole dynamic is purely motivated by a sense of control and superiority
First day of my new runt job later today. Debating memorising the football scores just in case I have to pretend I watch football.
>>203859173howling
>>203859188No I haven't lol I would NEVER pay to use this website
>>203859192Yeah he’s only been here like a couple of years. Apparently he used to do the same in /cum/ and was obsessed with other personalities there now he’s here every day from 2pm to 4am
>>203859209Starting on a Saturday night? Surely not
>>203859197>can't talk back or disagree and is completely at your mercy and dependent on younot unlike children
Spainlad barely posts here anymore you absolute schizos
>>203859192>>203859221Melty melty Keep projecting and maybe someone will believe you
>>203859240the canadian schizo thinks spaino is literally every single personality/trip/uncommon flag on here
>>203859221It's not just a thing on 4chan, there are entire subreddits devoted to people talking about eceleb or game drama constantly, it's a zoomer thing.
>>203859229Runt jobs never sleep
>>203859263It might be a zoomer thing but DTFIC is one of the oldest posters on this general
got him so wound up he'll be on his incel melty allllll night I'll check in later and see how he's doing x
>>203859197the truth dogcels refuse to hear
mad how much my mood improves after buying beer and cookiesgoing to be scranning the lot in about 30 seconds
lets be honest who here hasnt posted a bit of gay porn before and just sucked up the ban like a real man
>>203859307You’ll be on here all day, like you always are, with no breaks. Who do you think you’re fooling at this point?
>>203859341Mental how badly I mindraped you
>>203859333I got banned once for posting an picture of a lad photobombing a group of lassies at Glastonbury and spreading his arsehole
>>203859357Are you the janny?
>>203859341zip it spainonce
the filters4chan.org##[id^=p]:has(.flag-be):if(:upward(2):has-text("/brit/"))4chan.org##[id^=p]:has(.flag-nl):if(:upward(2):has-text("/brit/"))4chan.org##[id^=p]:has(.flag-ro):if(:upward(2):has-text("/brit/"))4chan.org##[id^=p]:has(.flag-br):if(:upward(2):has-text("/brit/"))4chan.org##[id^=p]:has(.flag-gb):if(:upward(2):has-text("/brit/"))4chan.org##[id^=p]:has(.flag-us):if(:upward(2):has-text("/brit/"))i dont see any posts here, not even my ownits better this way
>>203859374>and spreading his arseholeloooolpost it again i want to see it!
mental that once rarbg died I just lost all knowledge of how I used to pirate tv shows in the past can't for the life of me remember if it was torrent galaxy or pirate bay but both of those are fucking awful now
remember this
>>203859409Wouldn't even know where to find it haha
>>203858966https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nSBhYZ59h0tune that played in my head when posting that webm
>>203859384No just a Canadian
>>203859411iktf, I remember using mininova but there was definitely something between that an rarbg, fuck knows
>>203859425still don't know who that fella in the back is
Chris Tarrant has an OBE. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure he's a lovely man.But does presenting Tiswas and Who Wants to be a Millionaire qualify for it?>The Most Excellent Order of the British Empire is a British order of chivalry, rewarding contributions to the arts and sciences, work with charitable and welfare organisations, and public service outside the civil service.
>>2038594111337x is better anyway
got two pairs of pants onfor a laugh likeim fucking mental me haha
>>203859466milo
>>203859489Probably just gave a load of money to charity. His railways docs are good desu
Why are they obsessed with us?
>>203859498Alright Tommy Wiseau
>>203859497all seem shite these days to be honest compared to how it used to be I got too used to the good life with rarbg
>>203859513jealous of us having the balls to move out of their swamp in the 6th century
listening to my song and dancing aroudn my room like im da joka baby haha
>>203859545There are still mirrors
>>203859588been raped have you
Bit slow today init
hello i am the joker and i'm posting to let you know that i have been arseraped by a fat taig called brendan gleeson
>>203859674anxiously awaiting new to post gimmicks
>>203859698bump x
>>203859513Even the smallest British book shops will have at least 2 aisles on German and WW2 history.
>>203859720I mean on here. Someone kraut keeps making threads about Brexit.
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1729940064664530.webmYour opinion about this?
>>203859686the real joker would have spread and laughed about itshagging a man's arse? you're a gay now!
>>203859733Don't really care
>>203859733big fan
>>203859733what's that white stuff inside her fanny
>>203859733How old is she?
>>203859757HIV grool
>>203859766old enough to have a tattoo
>>203859766weirdo
>>203859733cracking tuppence
>>203859788Right yeah on her hand. I didn't notice because I was staring at her fanny but I thought maybe she might be underage or something.
>>203859824Why were you staring at the fanny of a girl you thought could be underage?Nonce freak.
>>203859837>>203859837>>203859837
>>203859824
>>203858469cap
