le shiggy donatello edition
mental how mongy the average person is
Closures on the A580 so now I have to take the motorway to work and I've never driven on the motorway before so I'm a bit scared :/How do I join onto the motorway from the slip road?
time to get the burner laptop out
no i dont wash my hands after having a piss or a shite and if you do youre a woke gay cunt
nth for the gyaldem
>>203862059you've never driven on the motorway? how long have you been driving?
>>203862051all the more reason why they should have a vote. vote trump to end elections!
>>203862032had a donatello toy, he had a stick and you could move his limbs and headhad little versions of all of them but they couldnt move and you couldnt take their weapons out of their hands
Bought a new gun the other day, Like to keep it in my computer desk and mess with it every now and again
good meme this
sucked down all of my beersoff for a nap nowwill have a steak when i wake up
>>203862051>>203862106you do know Spainpaki is the janny and will get you banned for politics
>>203862118Cute story :)
>>203862032brits out
>>203862051Let's say hypothetically that he DOES want to do that. How would he achieve it? What laws could he possibly pass within the framework of the US constitution and legal system that would allow him to be president for life?Do people not think this shit through?
Just saw something horrific being posted in the other edition that was linked.
I’m sat here wanking a poo
>spaino is the jannyany proof of this claim ?didnt think so
>>203862104About 4 years. Never needed to go on the motorway before.
>>203862051really is something isn’t it incredible and terrifying to think that /brit/ is actually less mongy than most
looking up all the ex gfs on linkedinnice to see what theyre all up to
completely out of drugs and alcohol so i'm going to stuff my face with scran instead
>>203862149He won’t care about the constitution, Chud
>>203862194lol anyone else walk on tiptoes at home
>>203862059just floor it, literally
Crazy when you think about it...The average Israeli today lives in a home that belonged to an Arab family less than 70 years ago, that was forcibly displaced to Lebanon or Jordan.If you're Israeli you don't have to worry about housing costs or affording a home, ever. You just take a house from an Arab family for free.
That black haired girl from S Club 7 turned out to be a right piece of totty didn't she
Feels like the establishment is pro-Trump this time around tbf.Jeff Bezos apparently intervened to stop the Washington Post (which he owns) from endorsing Kamala Harris. Mark Zuckerberg is leaning pro-Trump now as well.All the billionaires suddenly going MAGA is very suspicious to me. They have some kind of vested interest in Trump winning.
How do I be unemployed but live in a flat by myself and also have enough money for bills, food and a bit left over?
>>203862268so they haven't built any new houses in the last 70 years?
>>203862279>All the billionaires suddenly going MAGA is very suspicious to me. They have some kind of vested interest in Trump winning.money
>>203862259genuinely unironically and literally autism
someone should invent a transdermal patch like what smokers have except it delivers alcohol into your system instead of nicotine, they would make a millionty pound
>>203862268>The average Israeli today lives in a home that belonged to an Arab family less than 70 years ago, that was forcibly displaced to Lebanon or Jordan.not really lol m8, i doubt israelis are living in shitty arab mudhuts
>>203862283the big bennies
>>203862149These cunts genuinely wank themselves off to hypothetical scenarios such as this because their lives are shit and they have nothing going for them so they have to pretend that the world is on a knife edge.
>>203862279They want his tax cuts, doesnt take a genius to figure that out
>>203862279Bill Gates donated $50m to Kamala Musk is endorsing Trump because of the Putin revaluations and if trump wins Musk is safe from prison
nog shits on own face to evade police https://old.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1ga010o/a_shoplifters_method_for_escaping_detention/
>>203862268Right.But I think what you seem to be missing from that is the fact that your post is antiemetic?
pretty sure i got a kidney stoneSide pain for hours yesterday, now I constantly feel like I have to piss meaning it is at least in my bladder.
love potatoes me
>>203862272used to wank to rachel stevens all the time
>>203862315i dont know i did well enough at a levels
>>203862340>Putin revaluationswhat the fuck are you talking about?
>>203862300Yes obviously but why the sudden switch? In 2016 and 2020 the corporate world was very firmly on the side of the Democrats.My theory is its all to do with AI. The likes of Bezos, Zuckerberg, Musk, Thiel etc are all heavily invested in it. And Trump promises to totally deregulate AI, whereas Harris is less keen on that idea. So big tech has defected to the Republicans. Such a crazy turn-around from 4 years ago when all of these companies like Google, Facebook, Microsoft etc were censoring Trump.
>>203862290Strawman & not what I implied, weak bait>>203862325Idiot, Palestinians didn't live in mud huts. You think Jerusalem is just a bunch of tribal straw huts?Read a fucking book.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6XwFAyxGiA>you're accusing me?haha
>>203862375*Revalations Musk has been in regular contact with Putin since 2022
>>203862375illegal to talk to talk to foreign leaders over here as a civvy
>>203862375New Democrat propaganda dropped
>>203862424proof?
>>203862373autism isnt a learning disability
>>203862424>RevalationsHave another go
>>203862403>Idiot, Palestinians didn't live in mud hutsyes they did LMAO it was a third world country, especially back then. africa-tier shithole
>>203862279bezos doesn't want to risk losing government contracts, in the event trump wins again
>>203862268oh noOOO not my poor 70 IQ violent sandniggerinoos NOOO
drumpf isn’t even pro-russia at all really is hilarious how scared mongs are of muh putin
>>203862051wish i had a scottish simpleton qt gf
>>203862450im not saying its a "learning disability" necessarily or that i have anything against its sufferers its just its that ive always been fine from you know an 'academic' standpoint as it were
Need to knock the cob webs off her fanny
any porn addict gooner squad cum lord mandem in?
>>203862415Haha this'll be me when they find the bodies haha lol
>>203862469A big time editor quit WAPO in response to this, he happens to be victoria nulands husband
>>203862438https://www.politico.eu/article/elon-musk-in-secret-contact-vladimir-putin-since-2022-claims-wall-street-journal-report-us-ukraine-russia-war-starlink/https://www.axios.com/2024/10/25/elon-musk-putin-trump-russia-ukraine-warhttps://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-head-calls-for-investigation-into-musk-putin-contacts/
>>203862485elton
Was recognised by a group of young fans in a bar in Amsterdam last night who started shouting “HAIL WOTAN!” We’re so back
>>203862471Its how the propaganda technique works, everyone assumes that "News" stations actually inform you when they literally just misrepresent shit to misinform you to suit the outcome they want.
>>203862536but this stops NOW haha
nanomachines son
Resident Evil Revaluations
>>203862542Janny this reeks of both politics and current eventsNot a lick of british culture here. Not one jot.
>>203862279quit simple really trump is 100% going to allow israel to do whatever they like while kamela is more lukewarm on them
>>203862145fuck off, Sir Becks would be a great neighbour. nobody more generous than him.
>>203862542all of them are citing wall street journal as their source lmaothere is no actual evidence of their conversations just more made up bullshit
>oi kier, pay reparations for putting dogs on a lead
haha wahey
>>203862180>p-proof??cope on spaki you ugly incel
>>203862595I really don't think Jeff Bezos or Elon Musk give a flying fuck about Israel.My theory here: >>203862392 is much more likely.
PRESSURE POETS PRICELESS SMILESCUTTING EDGE ENTERTAINMENT
Diego, what are you thoughs mate on the book of revaluations?
>>203862424mental how powerful the yanks are :/Playing both sides like a fiddle.
not been very bright out today has it
>>203862464Lying Jew.A simple Google search proves you're a liar.Average traditional Palestinian home is like this. Solid brick building.
>>203862575resident sneevilformerly biochucks
Sir Landlord LasherSir Landlord Lascerater Sir Landlord Liquidiser
for me it's asscreed revelationold Ezio, kino stuff
>>203862392could be something to this also drumpf is far more pliable now with his legal and financial issues so they aren’t scared of him going rogue (which was always the fear anyway since he isn’t really much different in terms of policy)
Sir Lamb Doner
>>203862464no they didn't you daft wog cunt lmao
And what will Comrade Starmer do with the Jewish landlords?
>>203862700You've been done
>>203862702Another thing: Trump back in 2020 wanted to ban Tiktok. In 2024 he's suddenly dropped that policy. Allegedly this is because some tech billionaire bunged him a huge donation to get him to change his mind.He's also been on Twitter shilling strange cryptocurrency scams lately. It's all so dodgy.
>>203862464>>203862700why are you embarrassing yourself?
neither palestinians or "jews" are the rightful inhabitants of Israelwhite people are
>>203862560Unless they report something that aligns with your views, right?
>>203862725sell all the paki and anglo landlords buildings to them at discount rates
would love nora to give me a hug and a kiss and tell me it'll be ok
>>rasheed desperately trying to prove his homeland of durka durka land is not 3rd world>LMAO
litlte bit miffed and PO'd at the outcome of queensland's election today, i was hoping we could at least keep our local MP, but no now we've got some paki in charge
>>203862782love are nora, me
>>203862761based and rome pilled
For me it's Connie Carter
>>203862470you will never be white
>>203862782>>203862802gay
Do men genuinely find women sexually attractive? Why??
>>203862740trump was bragging about how big his numbers are on tiktok in the joe rogan interview
>>203862845tuppence and bobis and all that
Australian politicians be like>Sir David Witterington, the Right Honourable Member of Parliament for Poowong, Aboriginal activist and Labour Party Spokesperson for LGBT-identifying Abbos (Pronouns: They/Them)
>>203862845no kek just a funny joke. lads banter you wouldnt get it
love women menothing turns me on more than a woman's hot balls dangling when i'm fucking them doggy
presenting a poo
Is Spotify premium worth subscribing too lads? £11 a month seems a little bit expensive but I use it quite regularly
>>203862871>>>/pol/
>>203862888just use apple msuic matebetter quality
Mad how a little goes a long way in lifeJust a few weeks of boxing lessons and you have a much higher chance of beating someone in a fight, just one or two salsa classes can be the difference between dancing well with a bird and getting to shag her or being a spack with no moves and turning her off, loads of examplesJust a little bit is way, way better than nothing at all.
realistically why so people care about israel palestine so much? its not like people are still religious and care about muh holy land
>>203862782*farts for 5 minutes straight*
funny how the meme here in yankland was always that conservatives are motivated by fear and hatred but you just need to say “russia” to a lib and you can get them to do or believe anything you want
The scranson
>>203862888I still download my music
Love bouldering Climbing simply the only exercise that is fun
>>203862888absolutely notthey don't even use FLAC
>>203862932cute catbergs :3
>>203862929>Love boulderingthe modern man bun
At what age did you become conscious of yourself, realising that you are a terrible person and that everyone who's ever hated you had a point?
>>203862927how is that strawberries? looks like biltongalso what size are your breasts LOL
>>203862927fella's taken his bra off
>>203862927alri billy big chebs
>>203862769No I mean thats how it works though, its appeal to fear.
>>203862960Probably after the 2nd time I got arrested.
>>203862919People tend not to support genocide or conflicts that could escalate to become ww3Israel has nuclear weapons, and Iran can destroy all oil facilities in the Middle East with missiles crashing the global economy if they wanted
>>203862816which is why I'm somewhat of an authority on my fellow browns
>>203862927ugly ugly bra thatmust belong to a reet munter
>>203863008yeah it's his own lmao
>>203862999>People tend not to support genocide or conflicts that could escalate to become ww3Russia/Ukraine is much, much more likely to escalate into all-out war and yet for some reason the average normoid fully supports arming Ukraine.
>>203862999isn't china also committing a genocide? people dont care about that
>>203863008Women don't wear fancy lingerie casually you virgin lol
>>203863042they do if they're actually fit you monumental virge lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2YyybTCKXs
>>203862960its happened multiple times and usually involves taking drugs and doing drug withdrawals
>>203862960there was no one point but it gradually happened over my early 20s and is still going into my early 30s
sick of zionists in /brit/
>>203863062Can tell you've never even held hands with a woman
>>2038630362 more weeks
>>203863042my gf doesnt wear a bra
>>203863039Western propaganda. They are simply sending Wahhabi and Salafist Uyghers to deradicalisation facilities.They are taking practical steps to contain and control islamic extremism being funded by the Saudis, before it results in terrorism and war.West wants a weaker, destabilised China and supports the Saudis in their efforts so calls the deradicalisation centres "genocide".
>>203863099she's going to have saggy tits
>>203863099stop dating girls too young for them you sick fuck
sexo
did my blud really just waddle down the corridor to his mum's room and nab one of her granny bras to post on 4chan
>>203862919not really about religion is it. there’s a religious aspect to it like with the colonisation of north america but at the end of the day it’s one group of people killing another to take their land. personally invested in it because i think it perfectly demonstrates the hypocrisy and failure of western liberalism at an opportune time when the west is losing its hegemonic control over the world
I sleep NAKED!
>>203863136sick freak
taking the remote controlled foxberg for a spin
pro-choice? pro-life?
Radiohead- High and Dry is a good song and I'm sick of pretending it's not
>>203863136I know
>>203863118she has small pert breasts and tells me that if you dont wear a bra then they stay that way
>>203863133screaming
We pooWe fartWe pee We shart
>>203862919It's many different groups who are obsessed with it for totally different reasons>muslimsFor them it literally is a holy war. They see it as a kind of eternal religious conflict against the Jews that has been being waged for centuries, backed up by their scripture.>rightoidsJust classic anti-semitism. Some of them believe Israel specifically is behind all the bad things in the world and that if it were destroyed, things like mass immigration would magically stop.>leftypolsThey see it as the last major anti-colonialist struggle. The same people protesting for Palestine now would've been protesting for Vietnam or Irish unification if they lived in the 1970s.
pretty mad how there are millions of muslims in the UK but they dont care that the government supports jews in their holy war.
>>203863141imaagine some alien freak puts a collar around you and watches you wank and do all sorts all daymust be proper annoying
>>203863147why would you need to pretend it's nothow is that contentious
>>203863136cant do that because my cock and balls swish around and irritate me until i wank them off.
>>203863200orange man funny
>>203863147https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qFfFVSerQoyea..
>>203863175mate several labour MPs in muzzer areas lost their seats and many more came close because of it
>>203863200because he makes retards like you seethe
>>203863200he's a white man
>>203863186suppose in a way the government bill gates and china are doing that arent they and it is a bit annoying
Like commiemong but he probably hates test cricket
>>203863200Why don't you go back to your incel tranny subreddit? Makes no sense to me but genuinely curious
>>203863170libertarians also hate israel. everyone does other than neoliberals/neoconservatives
just jerked off to soogs
radiohead?me love redhead more
>>203863188>>203863188because Radiohead themselves don't like it and its thought to have spawned Coldplay
>>203863218lol yeah that will win a 1000 year holy war
>>203863207>>203863221>>203863222>>203863239I genuinely wanted to know but if you cant give a serious answer then fine
I support an absolute monarchy so long as I am the monarch.Otherwise, radical Communism.
>>203863175They do though. Most British Muslims are embarrassingly obsessed with Palestine even if they have zero connection to any Arab countries. Every UK hijabi is busy right now posting 10 Instagram stories per day about le genocide in Gaza.
hell yeah
>>203863280being a white man is a serious answer
>>203863255cute lad
>>203863280womp womp
havent had sexual relations since 2016
>>203863255low waist is so much sexier than high waist
>>203863200He's funny and actually produced results.Kamala literally has 0 policy, her whole selling point is she isnt Trump.
>>203863280I'm seriouswhy would I have a vested interest in the election of another countryI just like how he makes british lefties seethe because they're yankified freaks
>>203863280white man is a good enough reason
Coffee run
>>203863255Anorexia is so sad to seeShe needs a big juicy burger in her tummy ASAP
>>203863284bang bang get fucked scarstream you pussy
>>203863293>>203863308Keir is a white man too
>>203863280serious answer: tariffs
>>203863282>posting 10 Instagram storieswow such dedication to their cause
>>203863270Thom Yorke is just a bit of a pretentious ponce desu. I love Kid A but his reasonings behind making that album are cringe. He had some major depressive episode in the late 90s which is why they completely changed their style after that. Remember seeing an interview of him years ago where he was getting proper angry at people calling them a "rock band".
>>203863334jews aren't white
>>203863310
>>203863334nah he's jewish
>>203863334married to ???
Had a dream about eating slop because I’ve only been eating healthy for a couple of months
I am 30 and I've never kissed a girl.
>>203863334rumour is he is fluorescent in the dark
>>203863346the white ones are
>>203863352orange man has "???" grandkids
>>203863200orange man bad will shit on sir poo barmer
>>203863360Women are only happy when you're unhappy
>>203863370don't exist
>>203863370there are no white jews, just like how there are no white americans. in fact if you convert to judaism or you go to america even once you become non-white. personally accepted my fate and am proud to be a nigga
>>203863404sick of it
Weird to think this election is the last time we'll see Trump runningEither he wins in which case he's term-limited from now on, or he loses in which case he's politically finished and obviously won't run again in 2028 when he'll be in his 80s.
Why has there never been a PM from Wales or Northern Ireland ???
Sipping a designer cider in my rented accommodation in York, aching from bouldering
>>203862051insane how people are still believing this narrative about a man who was already president for four years and didn't do any of those things already
I vote for the candidate that can boil the complex issues effecting my life into one simple scapegoat
>>203863425lloyd george was welsh
>>203863425david george floyed was welsh
>>203863382I don't believe that's true at all
>>203863425>David Lloyd George
>>203863200The neo-Tarqs of Britain seem to be very agitated by Trump
Sent a bouldering vid to my dad and he's called me ripped what a fucking bender
somehow trump returned
>>203863447>>203863450He was born in England
>>203863425Julia Gillard
>>203863498big welly was irish then
the political adverts here are funny though.>chuck godondowski wants YOUR daughters to be raped and not be able get abortions! >janet dimallio wants trannies and illegals to RAPE your kids with your taxes!
why have we never had a PM from dublin ?
>>203863464Oh?
>>203863544>Orange Man is... LE BAD.
>>203863547big welly
>>203863560Correct.
Trump sucks off and bums Israel so hardHes basically reddit at this point Nu-pol basically reddit Some of them still seem to think are part of an edgy rebellious little club still quite hilarious
why have we never had a prime minister from new york?
2-1 to st johnstone fucking get in lads, we're so back
so hungover
>>203863544>say the line bart>trump is hitler>YYAAAAAAAYYYY
>>203863578boris johnson was born there
>>203863544Cry your little incel eyes out some more, spaki.
poo smells tranny meltdown
>>203863544get a life spaki
>>203863544I'm going to enjoy your tears on election night
>>203863607>billionaire elites, Israel, Russia, and the KKKwas with these down at t'pub top lads
Some right munters in my area
>>203863576>>203863544>>203862786>>203862653>>203862403>>203862268These are all the same poster. Same writing style.Seems to be some bizarre leftypol guy who really really hates Israel and Trump but also appears to be genuinely racist towards Jews and sometimes also Indians. Possibly a Muslim?
>>203863607Kamala? No we don't lol
Great news, the mighty Millwall beat the mighty Swansea
>>203863647corrspaff
>>203863636you mean two weeks later when kamala is declared the winner
>>203863616>>203863617>>203863628>>203863636You support a fascist child rapist who wears diapers.
Emma Watson’s poo smells.
>>203863653it's spaki and this post is also you trying to deflect it
>>203863659Watch the football! Watch it! Watch it IT'S GONNA MOVE!!!
>>203863678
/Brit/ is firmly pro-russia
>>203863653he’s right though with what he’s said
>>203863678What are you on about? I don't support Biden mate
>>203863653lol
dave melty
>>203863691those lads kicked the ball for 90 minutes
>>203863678as opposed to the hardly more left leaning guy that has been in office for 4 years and is a child rapist and wears diapers
now that the dust has settled, did bert win?
>supporting ukraine and palestine>supporting russia and israelyou would have to be seriously retarded to support either of these positions. like proper spacked up mongbrain
im anti west because all the normies i now live there and i want them to suffer
It's been ages since we have had a PM from the North of England.
i'm the man who fucks the butter into the chicken kievs
>>203863678any proof on these claims?
donald trump's appearance on joe rogan has hit 150 million views on YT in 12 hours
>>203863700alri sacked tranny
>>203863740you have to admit, he's fucking done him
>>203863759no it hasnt be quiet
Incels here are too young to remember 2016
genuinely wonder what it's like to have a hot sister can't contemplate how weird that would be and if it's possible to be attracted to that
>>203863743support russiadon't care
Sir Chicken Nuggie
>>203863743>>supporting ukraine and palestineGeneric normie viewpoint. 95% of people under the age of 40 are this.>>supporting russia and israelContrarian viewpoint. Kinda retarded but also admirable to go against the grain of popular thought so strongly. These people get banned from basically every social space on the internet.
>>203863759it has 12m views
trump is based
>>203863792
NEW>>203859073>>203859073>>203859073
>>203863743from my perspective palestine and russia are in the right
Spainpaki does this 16 hours a day. This is his ENTIRE life as an unemployed obese social reject incel.Also, all of you who replied to him are going to catch 3 day bans any minute now. Yet he won't be banned for his posts. Curious.
channeling my inner bert
childhood is when your favourite character is gandalf or one of the hobbitsadulthood is when your favourite character is boromir or theoden
>>203863786I was here in /brit/ in 2016 on yank election night and brexit nightdoubt there are many of us left
keir jewmer
>>203863833Trump smokes weed
>>203863310FAT SHEBOON
I support palestine and israelalso support ukraine and russia
>>203863878based fence sitter
>>203863858shopping is when you go to the shops
>>203863815zoomer mongs and boomer mongs basically
>>203863792Can only speak for myself because I know there's a lot of porn-addicted weirdos here, but you don't find her hot and not only that but other women who look like her, or even remind you of her, you also don't find hot no matter how attractive on paper they are
>>203863878wholesome hoping both sides have fun poster
bit late for a nap now but by God im going to have one
>>203863911boomers think russia is still the soviet union
Reality is pixelated; the glitch is the truth I found a VHS tape that wasn’t there yesterday. It plays footage of me watching it. Sometimes it fast-forwards on its own
>>203862036>>203862036>>203862036old new
>>203863947some do. depends really. definitely a lot of jingoistic chest thumpers who hate russia but also based schizos who like them
>>203863759i watched an hour. it was interesting enough and he is clearly quite a sharp bloke for a man of his age but im not really arsed about american politics. or politics generally.