holodem edish
glad your shit edition failedhope someone smashes a glass bottle over your stupid mug, cunt*spit*
>>203862107>mugcannae wait lad x
WORLD PEACE NOW!!!!STOP THE FIGHTING!!!
I'm old enough to remember when being extremely anti-Russia was the hardline rightoid position.
>>203862242I always assumed this bint was british because of the Man U webms you spam, but since finding out she's actually a yank that makes it even more pathetic you're simping over her and genuinely believe she cares one ounce about football
while you eat your saturday goyslop i'll be enjoying my sigma grindset dinner
>>203862242would love to push her out that window
alri
>12 million viewshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBMoPUAeLnY&oh my DAYS
>>203864006looks like elton crammed a load of blueberries up his arse and then farted
>>203863996bluds ossified
I'm all scared because of Halloween.
>>203864027haha elton fart
>>203864006insane amount of sugar enjoy your diabetes
>>203864025Honestly think he's going to lose and the meltdown is going to be absolutely epic.It's going to be like reverse 2016.
>>203864025tl;dw
>>203864043same they have these huge skeletons they put outside their houses here, really scary
romanian deadlifts are a memewill be replacing those forthwith
>>203864043Don't turn out the lights Cody...*click*COOODYYYY CODY DUDE TURN ON THE LIGHTS OR IM TELLING MOM
>>203862242None of these girls get their chebs/fannies out in their onlyfans. I saw that Winnie girl’s leaked OF and it was all almost SFW.
>>203864025>>203864071Boring friendless cunt stop spamming links.
>>203864071he's not going to lose adam
>>203864077>romanian deadliftsthief/necromancer multiclassing I see
White+asianlatina+blackindian+arabThese are the combinations god intended, mashallah
>>203864056Breakfast: scoop of protein, bananaLunch: 2 chicken breast, 1 cup cottage cheese, blueberries, SteviaDinner: 12 oz ground beef, ricetransform yourself brother
>>203864099mad how she bombed all those kids in manchester
>the improover>doesn't coom>doesn't waste precious time>seeks to better himself and his situation in every way he can
Would you date a vampire gf?
>>203864139vamps aren't real mate
>>203864079soogz has sex videos
>>203864139Quite like the webm of the qt vampira tootingI often imagine the smell
>>203864152Yeah, and you think they'd show themselves to you of all people? Kek
>>203864094I'm not Spainmong.Anyway yeah he is going to lose I reckon. The polls are really close so it could go either way, but I think there's going to be a silent anti-Trump vote that isn't being tracked very well by the polls and is going to swing it. Mostly young women who are concerned about abortion.The same thing happened with the 2022 midterms btw.
>>203864115>Stevialiterally a carcinogen
Gonna roast some taters Boil em for a bit then melt some lard in a pan, brush the taters with genuine olive oil and then put them in the lard pan to cook for about 35 minutesSprinkle some thyme and kosher salt and gosh darn bobs your uncle you got some crispy skinned fluffy roasties
>>203864187ok
>>203864181the zionists are on trumps side now and that means you win in america
>>203864075Skeletons aren't real... are they?
I'M GONNA IMPROOV
>>203864210Nah that will actually work against him I reckon. All the young people and non-whites will be extra motivated to vote for Kamala to stop le Gaza genocide.
>>203864181>the polls are really closeyeah the same polls that had hillary winning with 99% chancekamala is the most boring useless puppet they have ever put up for electionI don't even know a single one of her policies because all she talks about is how bad trump is
>>203864212AH!WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?KEEP IT AWAYKEEP IT AWAY
gonna roast some tatars
>>203864181Reckon he knows he's going to lose. Whenever he gets bad news from his pollsters he goes on an hours long spergout session on Truth Social.Hes also been ramping up the "they're going to steal the election again" rhetoric lately so reckon it's not looking good
>>203864239voting doesn't have anything to do with it
>>203864240>yeah the same polls that had hillary winning with 99% chanceWhy do you assume the polls must always overestimate Democrats but not Republicans?In 2022 the polls said Republicans would win a landslide, didn't happen.
https://youtu.be/gEIRQipvyYk?si=EYaoQNHjfz0Vr8JmHappy autumn, anon!
>>203864212how did a deer shag a rat
lot of yank politics in heregonna be another assassination banwave, guaranteed
>>203863951found an old VHS tape once of my dad shouting at me when i was a young lad i smashed it up in a fit of rage
>>203864240You can't seriously complain about harries policies and trump in the same sentence right? Harries has to give a 3000 page detailed account of whatever she has to talk about, meanwhile trumps policies are talking about dead golfers cocks and standing on stage swaying to music
>>2038642752022 wasn't a presidential electionjust seems all the momentum is behind trumpthere is zero momentum behind harris apart from her being shilled by their media constantly
>>203864283they didn't hide in their smelly gladeroom like you
>>203864279NORD
THE SOUTH WILL RISE!
Feel like Marti Pellow's fame outweighs his right to it by more than almost anyone else ever Not that he's that famous, but the point still stands
Women just want to be mindless sluts
>>203864308yeah but I don't know any of her policies because she never talks about themI know trumps policies because that's all he talks about
I am gay
corr... um.. aha
Where is Cody Ko
>>203864308>trumps policies are talking about dead golfers cocks and standing on stage swaying to musicbased
>>203864342Done them
>>203864212Haha look at him go! Absolute cutenit
>>203864342that's your opinion learned after seeing your mum and sister aye?
>>203864370Yank tier patter
>>203864314>just seems all the momentum is behind trumpYeah that's why I said its reverse 2016.This time around Trump is playing the role of Hillary.
don't care about this election, it's just something we have to get through to get to the barron-octavian arc
I'm gonna POOOOF
>>203864342Talk to your mother like that do you?
not sure how it’s possible to be more pro-israel than biden-harris is trump planning on fellating netanyahu on live tv every sunday
>>203864387trump had all the momentum in 2016 toohillary had even less momentum than kamala doestrump had no momentum in 2020 because covid killed his campaigning
Imagine being a woman Over half the population can beat you up Every man and at least some other womenMust be grim
I want Emma Watson to excrete on me.
it's up ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVZtKKryjfU
>>203864399myopic are we now, yeah?
If Trump wins, that will be the moment of the death knell for American civilization and its position as a world power.It will be the moment when in hindsight we all look back and recognise the era of China as the world's only superpower began.
>>203864399Harris backtracked on picking a Jewish guy (Josh Shapiro) as VP because she was worried it'd lose her votes with the Palestine crowd. So now she's stuck with old gay retard Tim Walz
>>203864439ok
>>203864436>trump on the left of the thumbnailconfirmed winnerevery president on the left of their thumbnails won
>>203864439big fan of your work commiemongthoughts on indoor rock climbing?and perhaps on doing 20mm max hangs in support of aforementioned endeavour?
>>203864442timmy runnin tings
>>203864000I find soogs transition to pro-manure egirl mascot to anti-manure curse and /mug/ mascot kino
>>203864413>trump had all the momentum in 2016 tooNo he didn't lol, that's historical revisionism plain and simple.Pretty much everybody thought Trump would lose that whole campaign, but especially at the very end. People thought he was done after the "grab em by the pussy" clip dropped in October.I remember watching Trump's victory speech and he looked shellshocked. Even the man himself assumed he was going to lose.
>>203864442he's such a weird freak that tim walzkind of guy you would see in a noncehunting video
>>203864483Anything that strengthens the body of the proletariat is good
find rachel reeves weirdly fuckable
>>203864513based
FLUORIDEDRAW
>>203864521same
>>203864521I know exactly what you mean(I dont)
>>203864521funny because she's fucking us all next week
>>203864506it's really nothillary was collapsing and having seizures in public near the end of her campaigning and everybody thought she had had a strokeshe was a complete dud plain and simpletrump has never really had any worthy opposition in his way and it was obvious they fucked with the last election big time with covid and mail-in voting
umm bros north Korea soldiers look like THAT?
only got four chicken selects
>>203864181>Mostly young women who are concerned about abortion.evil
might start going to catholic church to find my wife
have the Hammond Accused of Being American Moments on
>>203864629into elderly Irish women?
Stop torturing and killing animals for food, okay?
>>203864610mmm processed cancer mucklovely stuff
Why are women
eating a halal bacon sarnie
>Stop torturing and killing animals for food, okay?>mmm processed cancer muck>lovely stuff
>>203864629im not catholic
>>203864682Yeah alri mate enjoy your colon cancer 20 years from now
>>203864701I bet you still get your covid boosters
>>203864662evil? because Eve ate the apple
>>203864566>hillary was collapsing and having seizures in public near the end of her campaigning and everybody thought she had had a strokeThat happened in September, then in October everybody heard Trump basically fantasising about molesting women and he started tanking in the polls hard.Really I think what swung it was the FBI announcing like 2 days before the election that they were investigating Clinton's emails again. It eventually came out they found nothing, but that set the tone for the final day. it got the news back onto the topic of Hillary being corrupt rather than Trump being a rapist
>>203864719Like most vegans my blood is pure tyvm x
>>203864682Makes me look well fed and my nickname was biafra
smelly gay poo poo wee willies arse bum shite!!!!!!!!
>>203864799wtf
>>203864757sorry but people had their minds made up by then, the FBI announcing that didn't mean shit no matter what the clinton campaign says
>>203864610Did you order 5? Think I was on the phone with the guy who made those. Told him to fuck with the customer and he did haha
>>203864797pagan-jewish-capitalist alliance against christianity/islam/communism
I am a victim of long covid.
rorke the type of nigga to neglect to follow reddiquette
>>203864757trump's 'grab them by the pussy' line was generally thought of as humorous by the majority and enhanced his reputation if anythingalso everybody had access to hillary's emails and there is some very dodgy stuff in there, all written in code obviously, why did barrack obama buy 65,000 dollars worth of "hot dogs"?the most damaging thing was the steele dossier obviously, alleging that trump was a russian asset, which has been found to be completely made upthey're currently doing the exact same tactic with elon musk
gutted i missed diego day
>>203864823Most voters are stupid and vote based on vibes. The vibes for Hillary on the last day were terrible because of that news. I absolutely believe it swung a lot of votes. If the election had been held in October, Trump would have lost hard.
I really hope Trump wins this.
Just a reminder that white people are now a minority ethnic group in Leicester It's a South Asian majority city.
>>203864757>>203864854patrick bateman ahh nigga talking to himself
>>203864854>trump's 'grab them by the pussy' line was generally thought of as humorous by the majority and enhanced his reputation if anythingIt really wasn't, people were horrified by it. A lot of Republican politicians started revoking their endorsements after that and were pressuring him to drop out
>>203864874and here's why that's a good thing
Why are you Brits talking about our politics?
>>203864901>people were horrified by itNope. Get a fucking grip.
Utterly inane posts
>>203864923Not much going on over here
>>203864856i'd say that image is what brick says but brick is too thick to know what a priori is
>>203864901I'm talking about the voters obviously, it solidified his image as a bit of a lad, a bit of a scoundrel, which people"grab them by the pussy" became a humorous turn of phrase/meme used by millions
Imagine thinking anyone except the most schizophrenic of twitterdykes was "horrified" by Trump's locker room chat
>>203864930He is a deranged retard dude.You wont be able to get him to understand because he is going to deliberately misunderstand and gaslight you every time you do know that right?
>>203864930He was literally fantasising about rape. Most people are repulsed by that, but especially when a billionaire politician does it
>>203864856this is every redditor ever
Imagine not going 20mm max hangs Grip strength is literally the greatest predictor of mortalityHave fun not living forever fags
>>203864976Why are you so concerned with sex? Sex is nothing to do with you.
>>203865013reckon money is a bigger predictor
bouldering my way into heaven
>>203864976if you can't tell he was joking then you're an autisttrump doesn't go around literally grabbing strange women by their vaginas
Sex isn't even that good Bouldering is better
It’s going to suck isn’t it?
>>203865040British culture?
>>203865031why
Maybe incels just need to go outside and talk tuah some girls
>>203865036*puts my MAGA hat into the bin*
>>203865071Have a clueIn fact have 3
adam is offended on behalf of all women again
>>203865072...
>>203865040Probably.Its probably going to be like trailer park boys where people still watch it but its not as good and the original seasons at all
/brit/ 2024
>>203865089who the fuck is adam
>>203864972I'm bored
>>203865065Yeah sorry, don’t let me interrupt your Trump talk.
>>203865110spaino cope
>>203865071socioeconomic status is very strongly correlated with longevity apparently i heard more than any other variable
mad how adam spams about women getting raped by black men all day and then takes the moral high ground when somebody demeans them
>>203865065Wallace's cardigan in the new Wallace & Gromit looks weird, want to talk about that?
You lads don't use tiktok, do you?
>>203865013Brother had tweezer grip trainers he was using both hands to hold together. Borrowed it from him and used one hand to close it.
>>203865180I'm not a nonce so no
>>203865126Trump is a Scot
>>203865110got all the runts filtered me, at least as much as is possiblereally improves the posting experience. the odd bit of drivel makes its way in from time to time but it's easy enough to hide those posts as they crop up.
(8) god what have you done (8)
>>203865180used it for a couple of days. very addictive
>>203865181Must be from wanking off all those blokes
>>203865110literally
going to watch this later
>>203865232Why do you care about the coffee man
>>203865136yh but it's cause vs effect people who are more inclined to be good at making money maybe have decent long life genes toobut I'm not sure the actual having money helps that much. Meh, so you have slightly nicer steak and maybe slightly better healthcare, so what..Having good grip strength is a genuine environmental factor tho that will ward off disease, more than money will
>>203865232al pacino is great in the godfather and scarface wonder why he monged heat up so badly
Do bridesmaids all sit together at the wedding reception? Girlfriendberg's a bridesmaid at an upcoming wedding, am I just going to have to sit on my lonesome with strangers for hours
egg
So many peng jumpers on Messina hembry (made in Italy)Can't believe deano shops off End for made in Portugal shite
>>203865263>people who are more inclined to be good at making money maybe have decent long life genes tooSAME FOR GRIP STRENGTH YOU FUCKING STUPID CUNT>b-but you can train itMost don't! And most of those involved in those demographic studies certainly don't! You twat!
1k follower account going up against a thousand likes egirl
>>203865279yeah and they go and take photos and get ready together etc so you will be by yourself for a while probably
All the lasses will be out and about in their costumes tonight
>>203865326lil hater gone big
So many deanos in York on Saturday
>>203865210We we're both surprised. I held the thing at arms length and looked like this hahahttps://youtu.be/J_8mdH20qTQ?si=Xrk-Wotiv0Ey4H48&t=58
hello if you have any questions about christanity i will answer them to the best of my ability
remember when snoop dogg changed his name to snoop lion what were that all about?
>>203865263mostly cultural i imagine. tarquin plays more sports and eats whole foods cooked from scratch. bazza watches telly and microwaves his meals for 3 minutes. although money definitely makes things easier
>>203865437sponsored by lion bar
>>203865437he switched from rap to reggae briefly and that was part of the switch
>>203865437who cares what some black crackhead does?
snoop zog
>>203865332Fuck sake as if weddings aren't boring enough
>>203865437never happened schizo
>>203865554um he's a weef smoper
>>203865325youre making baseless assumptions on the set-up of the studies
smells like bumhole in here
>weef smoper
>>203865326>>203865363We don't care but why do you care? Don't lie because you clearly do, why?
>>203865617that's just a marketing ployhe was at all those diddy parties smoking crack and getting sodomised
>>203865623Post them then DICKHEAD
Adam on a melty is he? What a surprise
>>203865637That’s just Emma Watson making her presence known.
Weed legitimately has to be the shittest drug around. Oh yeah let's smoke some rank-smelling grass that does nothing except make you lazy and mong out for hours on end. Stupid
>>203865363https://x.com/BigTech404/status/1845916999811268647imagine mandhandling her 4'11 frame corrrrrr she'd like that >>203865642https://x.com/phemoid/status/1837243716882583772cause she's piff
>>203865665hes having a melty about grip strength now
yanks love weed so much
tonight's kinopossibly followed by donnie darko (2001)
>>203865719Not me.
Sucking a Shipyard IPAWaiting for ww3 to start This new captcha is dire btw about to lose my shit
>>203865687it’s for low iq people. high iq people over think and become paranoid
sawdust sausges for tea x
>>203865687and yet i chonged it for a decadewouldn't do it again mind, south park had it right, makes you ok with being bored
>>203865698LOL epic simply epic
>>203865760get yourself a wee pass
>>203865775haven't needed one of those since school(bit yank but for the purposes of a joke)
>>203865720Waste of time>the boy and the tiger on a boat together what will they do???End of the movie>tee hee the tiger wasn't real!
>>203865815bit of a mong aren't you
>>203865720thought this was a book about an autistic lad or something not about a jeet on a boat. what am i thinking of
>>203865826I was just expecting something better than pajeet calvin and hobbes
does free will exist and everyone has it or some do and some don't? do you have it?
Did you know metabolism in humans remains completely the same from the age of 19 to the age of 60, proven by science What was that gimmick deano had of getting fat at 30 and blaming his metabolism So fucking weird and so debunkedIt's simply an accumulation of bad habits, interpreted as a slowing of metabolism
>>203865841you just thinking of the film Pi?
only ever get with girls while drunkbut because i'm drunk i dont remember how i pulled them or how/why we parted lol
>>203865841Rainman
>>203865894about math?
>>203865894no it was a book
>>203864077They're actually one of the most based exercises you can do
rorke doing romanian deathlifts leftypol doing pilates
dominos want 16 quid for a pizza, deliveredmight just run up the chinky
rorke working out in the gymleftypol doing gay porn exercises like bouldering and calisthenics
>>203864077>romanian deadliftsGypsy stealers
>>203866017Get a paki pizza ordered.
>>203866029kizzas are shit, lets be realgoing with a chow mein and saltpepper chips, unless /britain/ has any suggestions
>>203865992Rorke doing Pontius Pilates for Easter
Sloppy paki sounds like a sex move
Dominoes doesn't even taste like food Absolutely grim
>>203865841>>203865931The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
Thoughts on Joe Rogan? What does leftypol hate him?
>Donald Trump running to be 'American tyrant', says Bruce Springsteenso much for being born in the usa
brown chebs
Rorke burning calories at the gymLeftypol burning calories shagging cute alt girls
>>203865720Life of shite
>>203866067dominoes is the only chain pizza that tastes good
>>203866055Nah, Kizzas fuck.
>>203866082Her name is Er? Didn't know she was Sumerian.
trump will win because this election is about israel and trump is the ultimate servant of the jews.
>>203866077The people want strong leadership
>>203866071he has too much testosterone for themthey feel threatened
>>203866077>A protest song, it dissects the cruel mistreatment of Vietnam veterans upon their return home after the war. The song's message is widely regarded as misunderstood, as many Americans, including president Ronald Reagan, interpreted it as a patriotic anthem; several have also noted the song's supposed "jingoism".heh... hoisted by your own petard
>>203866117Nah that’s not true. Pizza hut is still good. Get their big new yorker its sourdough pengness
A lot of the Trump hate is just rehashed Bush hate from the 2000s.Even the term "Trump Derangement Syndrome" was originally "Bush Derangement Syndrome", coined in the early 00s by some journalist to describe screeching liberals who were outraged at everything Dubya did.
hoisted by your own retard
so janitors remove your posts, moderators ban you for them?
The Farty-Shit-th Poosident and Commode-in-Queef of the Poonited Sharts, Toilet Bog Fart
have you heard the news?the news about my shoes?
>>203866223Janitors report your posts to the global mods
>>203866244dropped your latest creps rorke?
>>203866223Jannies can only request posts to be banned, but cannot ban themselves. When you get a 15 minute block from posting, that means a janny has referred your post to mods for a ban. Mods can either accept or deny which is why sometimes you get a block but no ban afterwards.
>>203866270yeppic related
>>203866287you've only gone and posted a pic of your face, you've right made a hash of that
>>203866287fucked it aha
>>203866234>Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome President Fart!
dem air jordans finna be squeakin
Funny how 4chan Anons think they're being extremely controversial by shitting on Israel when in reality like 99% of people under the age of 40 are hardcore anti-Israel, especially in this country
>>203866333morning adam
>>203866312>>203866320oh good lordhere's the pic i had intended to post.and please - keep it quiet about my accidental upload of a selfie, yeah?
>>203866345Are they? That's mad, you got any data to back up that stat or did you just pull it out your arse?
>>203866345amazing how mad you are
>>203866360elton john's bog
>>203866333I see your AI images appear to show school children. Could you explain this?
>>203866360ladies and gentleman, mr. elton john!
>>203866360My arse after a night on the beers, kebabs and packet
>>203866360ehm
>>203866374Try being in any social gathering of 20-something Brits and say something positive about Israel or critical of Palestine. People will look at you like you basically just admitted to being a Neo-Nazi
>>203866399bizarre statement!
>>203866415Could have just answered 'no'
I hate irsael but not because they're killing pakis
excited for el clasico i suppose. NOT THAT EXCITED THOUGH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!
post quality dropped like a stone after the new spam measures came online
>>203866082hagged
popping to the shop at grange hill road, you lads want anything?
its chucking it down
>>203866459>NOT THAT EXCITED THOUGH
car heater smells like farts for some reason
>>203866478I was going to post this preemptively
>>203866523Been farting?
every night i break into this neeks car and gas into the heaterwhen he turns it on it'll stink of poo
>>203866523probably some cat crawled onto your engine to keep warm and you fried it
the heaters
>>203866523tried takibg it apart and spraying it with 5 percent chlorine?
(8) your kiss is on my lips (8)
>>203866567the loafers
>>203866567the eaters
>>203866523girls farts or boy farts? I would pay to have my heater stink of girl farts.
>>203866593
oh the taste of your lips I'm on a ride
>>203866442What’s the problem? Get banned for that did you?
oh the taste of your shit, you needn't wipe
would scran woman shit any day of the week
>>203866700The creed of emmayank
>>203866653can you show the post? because i dont have such images
i'm aslaaaavefor poo
Soon
>>203866735doing reverse psychology are we
>>203866568no, no I have not>>203866605boy farts unfortunately
She awaits the great scranning
>>203866735https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/schoolgirls/country/be/
>posting ceases as everyone saves their dogshit zingers for the newalright then, in you go >>203866631>>203866631>>203866631