King Alexander III of Alba
belgium is a NONCE!https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/schoolgirls/country/be/
poo? more like, australia is full of roo
/brip/
*walks into the new thread having stepped in dog poo on the way*alri?
just been to the shop
Boiling again todayHad to wear a tshirt and shorts
Labour is governing on behalf of the feckless idiots who don't save money and therefore are demanding prudent working class people have their savings and investments hit.The povvo cattle who spend all their money on booze, tobacco, fast food slop and bingo should be turned into fish food.The ISA limit should be raised to £25,000.
>>203866852no you didn't
probably about 3.5k calories there
>>203866631Great edition.Great king.
>>203866874get it down you
>>203866820>belgiumYou mean spainpaedo?
>>203866874looks peng, love lasagne me x
There's the evening sorted
cat's been sick on my sambas
About to have to cook dinner for 4 myself. Annoying as
>>203866874get it scranned
10 minutes before i can go chinese to collectsprayed a bit of cologne just in case the qt is working tonightnever know, lads, might get the chinky gf of my dreams
>>203866891same thing
Love chocolate women me
>>203866902bet you have acne like a teenager who bathes in grease
got crazy frog blaring on the hi fi to pwn the libswoke mob (police) soon to be knocking on the proverbial door as it were
>>203866902Grimmers
>And eight years ago Ms Reeves herself called for a lifetime limit on ISA savings of £500,000. In an article in the Independent on Sunday she wrote: 'Let's introduce a lifetime allowance of £500,000 for ISA investments.' She also implied that she regarded the annual allowance as generous, writing that 'the increase in the ISA limit from £7,000 to £15,000 over the past decade has only helped those who can save big sums of money every year... [let's] freeze the annual limit at £15,000 for the remainder of this parliament.'Dystopian
>>203866927rah
>>203866896lol it’s not lasagne
>>203866927wouldn't happen to a reebok chad
cat's been sick on my reeboks
cat's just chundered on my filas
>>203866902the ultra-processed incelslop
>>203866986poor pussmy cat always wees on my landlord's settee LOL
>>203866820fuck off you pink panther inspector Clouseau
>>203866986time to become an asicsgod
>>203866971yeah? what is it then? poo pie with a cheesy crust?
The poor should be enslaved.
yeezys finna be squeakin
cat's puked all over my clarks me prefer
>>203866902Looks nice and womfy. Enjoy King!
cat's been sick all over my primark creps
my catgirl's just sharted all over my mouth and nose NOOOOOO
>>203867032yes (poor being anyone who isn't a billionaire)
nonces should have their organs harvested
catberg ralfing on my heelys
>>203867049bomboclaat
>>203867049rasclart
dogs just done a shit all over my crocks
I've got grass stains on my brand new white trainers
>>203867028no but TECHNICALLY it’s not a lasagne
cat just vommed on my crocs
the cronem bumming each other in the gherkin
>>203867102genuinely bought some new white af1s and got tar on them from a re-laid road within 48 hours
*sits quietly in the corner, wide-eyed, slack-jawed, and clearly confused and disoriented*
Sir Keir Starmer
>>203867098>>203867113make sure you read the pre-thread briefing next time lads, embarrassing to see the same post being made like this
the cronem arrested for child sexual abuse
Landlords aren't working class but savers and investors are.Don't know why Labour gets it so wrong. Presumably they want to raid savings and investments for capital.
the cronem filming cringy rap videos on their stolen iphones
a swan has just pecked away at my new loafers
>>203867140Alright grandad. It's me your grandson! Mum sent me to pick up that £1000 you said you were giving her
>>203866902cheesening
>>203867163>investors aren't working class
the cronem shoving gherkins up their arses
>>203867170screamning
Pet parakeet just done a shit on my jelly sandals
>>203867183I'm on minimum wage and technically an investor
=
just invested in the working class
"im not interested in dragons im interested in reality"
Landlords? More like landbores.
the cronem are middle class
I have been abused by the systern
>>203867220air jordan wearers only
>>203867252ugly bloke
got my finger stuck in my bum
the system slipped a finger in my arse in a nightclub in leeds
the cronem sucking each other's gherkins
Got the forsen on
do i miss the simpler days or do i miss when i was a simpler person
cronem's been sick on my air jordans
2 wanks todayit wasn't meant to be like this
>>203867278>>203867282this is me
cronem just puked up a gherkin on my new creps
>>203867305looks much manlier here than in his other pictures
>>203866874Looks like Ben Elton's farted on it
Waging war on my flatmates (not putting a new bin-liner in the bin because I've taken the bin out 3 times now and they haven't done it once)
Peterson: "There's a lot of ways this conversation could become derailed."Peterson: "Here's one you never saw coming."HOWLING
>>203867283>>203867259>>203867329>>203867352one day this will be funny adammaybe when you get a lobotomy
>>203867102Heard they've got a new album dropping soon
>flatmatesgrim beyond belief
>>203867431what do you call them, mum and dad?
Lads...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9RunljdHow&ab_channel=RadialbyTheOrchard
>>203867456Murdered that little incel freak
>>203867456your flatmates treat you like a cunt, my mummy and daddy would never
>>203867471the cronem barging in on an investor's meeting and getting escorted out by security
Got drunk at after-work drinks yesterday and started crying about how much I love my daughter
>>203867386only got one housemate and he's only here monday-thursday nights normally it lush, got the run of the place most of the time
>>203867487my flatmate is my gf
>>203867511Cute
>>203867456obliterated that runt
Out spotting the Two-Footed Common Spotted Niggard tonight
is gon be a long nite xx
>>203867555face like a bag of hammers
>>203867555TIL there are Lily Allen feet photos being sold
Gravy's good tonight
your flatmates left a fat shit in the toilet, clean it up lad
The world that Belgiumnonce has concocted needs its own wiki
had two bowls of curiously cinnamon for tea. doesn't feel good. wish I'd had pie and mash like I'd planned.
>>203867591the cronem looking zesty
>>203867591you going out tonight chief?
still need to shower and do some washing up
>house sharing at uni>fucking normie housemates>went down stairs to make toast>they stopped speaking and turned the volume off the tele>finished making my toast and started walking up the stairs>hear them say "toast wanker loves his fucking toast">they all start laughing>pretend i didn't hear themI want to go home desu
On the laptop tonight and I love how the keyboard and touchpad feel but hate how its battery is so shite and I have to be plugged in 24/7
rorkes house just got egged
>>203867618>leaving the washing upthis used to be me, these days I just do it as soon as I'm done eatingso much better once you get into the swing of it and nice not having giant piles of pots and pans kicking about for ages
>>203867604Just filter him, mongo. Jesus christ, you keep bitching about him, but two clicks and you never have to read another one of his posts ever again. Fucking hell, we've been telling you this for years by this point.
Is James Cleverly supposed to be the "cronem"?
>>203867627you should get drunk with them, toast wanker
>>203867662yes
>>203867627>post first made in 2015>this man is at least 27 nowcrazy that. hope he's doing better.
I made the run, let the bomb go, that was my greatest thrill
the cronem finna be sweatinhuffin and puffinat the gherkin
>>203867652i only do it one or twice a weekeasier to let it pile up then when i get around to it ill make a time of ittwo washing up bowlsa podcast on or a movie
>>203867724bumming each other extra hard tonight are they?
2007 was a mad year for British musicHOLY SHIT https://www.officialcharts.com/charts/end-of-year-singles-chart/20070107/37501/
James Cleverly IS Belgiannonce
>>203867728used to do it this way too but then I had to move away from where I was living and could only afford a house share so I started the instaclean method out of respect for housemateberg who is a nice chap and I honestly prefer it desu
>>203867752wonder what the production is on these songs that make them feel all so mid-00s.
>>203867662hes a cronem>>203867739battyman
>>203867787i wish i had the discipline maybe i should move into a houseshare
>>203867752mad how they're all shit songs when you look back on it
Don't really want to go to work. Don't really want to wake up tomorrow.Just wish I could find a job I didn't hate that paid enough for me to go home to my own place and be left alone.Or to not have autism. That would be cool too.
>>20386781380% of black men are gay
got the oven on
>>203867752>(I'M GONNA BE) 500 MILESWhat the fuckI thought this was released in the 80's or something
>>203867817don't x it's made me cleaner and more respectful in general but it's shit desu
>>203867863alright hitler
might listen to some *spins wheel* … caribbean dancehall hyperpop fusion
adam posting in the wogball thread under his belgian flag
Lads?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGkseGFQLh4&ab_channel=trampolineman124
getting my daily dose of bossmanjack in
>>203867833i dont mind working on Sundays. infact its usually the best day of the week for it. its just hard work getting up early. i need to set off by 7am so i'm up by half six
>>203867915I got that
(8) rain rain go away (8)
>>203867724When are you going out to shag?
>>203867863yeah I hear that! might put mine on later.
>>203867989i am actually on my way
>>203867909maybe it would help me prepare for having a gfi think one of my issues is my reluctance to get involved because it would mean such a big lifestyle shiftid no longer be my own man in my own house, id have to open up my life to a woman in a way that would be difficultim not even prepared for being around others these daysi really think ive spent too much time on my own
>>203868019Post proof
gherkins, anyone?
You're listing to /brit/FM!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZdCuulzbGI&ab_channel=sunsetstrippersVEVO
>>203868019on your way for a bumming by the cronem?
canned guinness is not terrible, not as a good as from the tap but still very drinkableanyway chaps, I'm feel a bit melancholy at the minute ruminating about life and all that tedious bollocks
>>203868031will do
Right, I'm in Monty Pyke. Where are you cunts?
>>203868060don't want to see you getting bummedI'm not gay
swedish boys offering me their gherkins again ¬‿¬
>>203868060You won't though because you're in your smelly bedroom pretending to be black like the nigger-loving faggot that you are
another Saturday indoors alone, friendless and a virginI'm only 31 though so there's plenty of time to turn my life around
>>203868061table 46
corr you forget how fucking peng wine is when you've not had it for a whileabsolute sex on legs
>>203868078not nice of you is it
>>203868094has to be a high quality vintage wine thoughonce you've tasted the good stuff you can never go back
gobbling up manchego like a rodent x
>>203868094i wouldnt say wine in general but i think one can forget the significant disparity between good wines and bad wines and it's not just a price pointlike the idea of not liking wine seems rather strange to me because there is such a range of wine not liking a good wine is like saying you dont like fruit juice
>>203868112I head you were going out to take some cronem gherkins
James Sunderland Mackem lost in Silent Hill
>>203868158me whenever I think of some stupid shit I did 14 years ago
>>203868094It’s good with food but it’s not a very good drunkenness and gives a bad hangover imoBeer is better but you have to piss more often
>>203868112Kill yourself
BLIMEY! harry's got himself a rogue bludger!
(8) it's only love (8)
who's the british kim kardashian
>>203868190
what's a good game i can play? i need to do something that isn't wanking.
>>203868194katie price
might get the wank going
gay porn goon sesh on the cards
>Price has released eight autobiographies, eleven novels, one fashion book, and two series of children's books.[5][6woah! bit of a novelist haha
>>203868203The game of life, mate. Equip a clue
>>203868232What gay porn will it be this time?
scoffing chow mein and salt and pepper chipsno chinky protogf at the shop, it was the lad today :-(
>>203867627One of my flatmates and I hated each other after the first day so I always>>203867825 hung with people I met elsewhere.
Hope everyone's wanks go well tonight x
for me?
>>203866902holy peng hoped you tipped bossman for that scran
>>203868243
>>203868257The lad here, I shag your protogf in the back
Gay porn chromecasted on the IMax screen again
>>203868296erm... i think the lad is the proto's brother...
well what do you expect, PUMPKIN juice?!
>>203868327Did they have Coca Cola at hogwarts
>>203868286gay boyyyy
>>203868320chudjak face, still would
what makes irish people on twitter so autistic, you know the type, supports palestine, has some shitty celtic graphic cartoon for a profile picture, seething about Brits 24/7 etc etc
Why are there so many tweets word for word saying Orange Man sounds like Grandpa Simpson on Joe Rogan, like they've been copy and pasted Insane how fucking manufactured online communication is now, fucking hell
>>203868417you're going to set heathermong off again
>>203868415that's a man btw
Cantril Farm Youth Club 1977, Geoff Roberts
>>203868369na
Orange Man sounds like Grandpa Simpson on Joe Rogan
>>203868433Probably would after a few drinks at this point
adam spamming the trannyporn is he now
>>203868421why go on twitter, much worse for you than this place
>>203868433
>>203868441I assumed that anyways
um
>>203868311The lad here again, sorry haha the other person who works at the shop (a little runtish elf-type creature straight out of Harry Potter, nobody ever sees him because he scarpers around cleaning the place after we close) was using my phone then. My sister (your protogf) is actually a literal baboon, dressed up as a human by the shop. So stop pining over her and gain a clue
77th Brigade operation in progress,do NOT respond and DO report
saw some irish diasporas yesterday…
Used to love Homes Under the Hammer, it was so satisfying seeing a shite garden cleared and awful crumbling decor spruced up. Now it's just some annoying show where the presenter asks "what drew you to this house?" and a monotone man answers "I want to add it to my portfolio".
>>203868482i cannot confirm nor deny if i've made any reports about certain posts
>>203868494it's gone woke
I ate his kebab with some garlic sauce and a nice Stella
Had an amazing pasta dish prepared by my dad
called homes under the mohammad now
>>203868494>and a monotone man answers "I want to cram it full of pakis, 6 per room".
>>203868433um
got the hot glue gun on
had a big fight with the familynow sat in my room on brit such is life
>>203868540homes under the hammer and sickle
>>203868433would absolutely lick up that cum and rim that arsehole
>>203868562they getting onto you again about opening your windows after a wank because your room stinks?fucking parents, man
>>203868595that would be gay
>A document signed by 56 heads of government, including UK Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer, acknowledges calls for "discussions on reparatory justice" for the "abhorrent" transatlantic slave trade. How's rorke handling this?
half of /brit/ about to be impacted
You're not well, Louis
>>203866631ALAKSHUMANYARY
IM IN THE COLDEST ROOM IN MY HOUSE AND IM WEARING A TSHIRT ITS GLOBAL WARMING
>>203868595You horny bugger ;)
>>203868631said they were going to implement a tax for white people but noone listened to me
>>203868631just praying that it's coming out of my tax money
Mental how badly I mindraped him loool
>>203868580mmhmm rinse dem timmies katy
Remember when it was literally room temperature (16-17c) outside in late October??
objectively, reparations are fair and justthink of the countless lives, the myriad generations whose lives, and - not to get too bloody capitalist about it - potential earnings, were wrecked by the slave tradeall so us white men could get richer
how is brit so fast these days. is this even legal?
>>203868689woke nonsensethe world isn’t ice cream
>>203868703it's better than legal, it's barely legal
>>203868700Put your name on
>>20386868910 degrees where I live tomorrow
>>203868724like forks?
just stop toil
*yelling outside /brit/ headquarters*STOOOOPPPPPPPPPP NONCIIIINNNNGGGGGG
>>203868759*opens a window*No!
if poo barmer actually gives every black person in the country a lump sum in reperations I think he would unironically get
Anybody want to play a game on chess.com ? Playing and bored rn
>>203868725my name is sam but it's irrelevant to the pointif you want to live in a world where a) capital is important; and b) justice is important, reparations for slavery are the ONLY conclusion you can come to
deliverwog fucked up and gave me someone else's ordergot 3 whole piri piri chickens for the price of 1, get in
>>203868795what's your elo
>>203868818geteeeeeeeen
>>203868703usually faster than this
34 years old with no work experience, how do I get a job
>>203868839it's been at the top of stats for a while now that's what got my attention(while I mean days)
>>203868829Older.Fatter.Balder.
name a cuntier face in journalism
>>203868829Gay death is so cruel man :/
>>203868703it's slow atm cos it's saturday eveningeven us incels usually have something going on now
why is modern academia like this?
beautiful netanyahu: thank you!!!!donald trump: i must be loyole to my capo!
hes seethign loool
no clue what i'll have for breakfast tomorrow
People really high often have delusional ideas of grandeurHonestly maybe that's how it went down with JesusLike He existed around the same time as drugs (drugs have always been the case), BUT, Jesus kind of existed around the same time as the invention of writing things down proper
>>203868844Go get a temp job with amazon over Christmas. You don't even need a cv
>>203868844apply for jobs that don't require experience or just lielie about experience, not about skills obvious
>>203868884brick (left) vs diego 1873 colourised
>>203868874this isn't academia, it's nonsense
>>203868874That character is a schizo writing their LARP on X formerly Twitter
>>203868872yet you are still here
It’s easy to get a job if you’re not lazy.
>>203867183You can buy shares for the cost of a night out
>>203868887well jesus was at minimum one of the most profound human beings to have ever lived so kinda justified ya know>>203868934oh yeah i'm a super loser incel freak
women legs sex sex sex
If you're so funny why are you here tonight?
>>203868943>just give up your life to become a capitalist bro
>>203868961not denying that
>>2038688231400
just fucking tax the billionaires for God's sake
haven't lived a life
>>203868979Stocks are funIt's like consuming but it makes you money
any used to have mates but drifted away from most and the few that remained are now getting wives and houses and children man in
>i'm a super loser incel freakthese tend to love the most women say
something must’ve happened to earth’s magnetic field and shifted the vibration frequency planet is on, because i’ve felt a bit mental lately
>>203868981not really a delusion then is it (except possibly with regards to divinity)
any haven't had mates since secondary school man in
>>203869001yeahit is what it is, left the gf of many years recently so it's actually even better
>>203869001not really but in retrospect i was kinda popular for a brief year at uni although didn't realise it at the timemad what a social carry living in halls, having some disposible income and being a big drinker are
>>203868986https://lichess.org/Te7QA44s
much to consider
>>203868987not that easy
arse arse arse arse arse arse poo arse arse
>>203869070No you don'tBe quiet
>>203869032it was leaving uni for me, no mates for a good decade now ahaha
>>203868867Jon Sopel
might get some sweets from the paki shopmight get some guinness insteadtough one
>>203868965Because going out is boring Sitting in a group in a pub, paying 8 quid in Donedon for a pint, isn't fun no matter how much normies pretend it is Being on the Internet is fun
billionaires have less liquid assets in the UK than an average working class mong
>>203869097good post
>>203868887What drugs
>>203869064Just a spectator link
>>203869138someone took it from you buddy, I'm playing now
>>203869113holy incel cope
IRAN ARE GOING TO STRIKE ISRAEL WITH ONE THOUSAND MISSILES
>>203869108Both la LG xx
>>203869162in two weeks
>>203869115working classes dont have any fucking assets apart from a bit of bread in the freezer you daft CUNT
>>203869115>liquid assetsEuphemism for poo, right?
I AM GOING TO STRIKE MY TOILET WITH ONE THOUSAND POOS
getthe fuckingnewmadeNOW
>>203869181keir starmer propagada
>>203869181Done him
>>203869154how is it a cope you teenager how is sitting around a pub table chatting fun Protip: it isn't Listening to unwound whilst shitposting That's fun
tax the nursesgive the billionaires the footballers wages
>>203869209how are you going to shag birds sitting around being an incel?
>>203869209derranged incel freak who never leaves the house
get it made rorke
>>203869152Post a new link after x
no one’s really an incel fuck off
no clue where I sit in the class rankings myselfgot £4,000 saved, manage to live on a low salary provided by my comfy job, have no real financial woes but unlikely to be able to ever afford a home or properly retire by extension
got racially abused by a black gentleman when i was in NYC and thats why i would never go back
implying either of you two fat neeks have had sex
not reading a single one of these postsas far as i'm concerned, no post exists after 315get it fucking made
>>203869275>>203869275>>203869275
>>203869272you've got savings so you're middle class according to poo barmer
>>203869064Black is getting dominated.
>>203869287Meant for >>203869242>>203869238Btw
