>>203868722
showereing helps for like 20 minutes but then im smelling like a rotting corpse wrapped in a used diaper

>>203868765
n******r are you rolling around in fried chicken skin or something

>>203868765
You have a full body yeast infection. Your skin is going to start turning into scales and flaking off

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Easy today lads

dunno why I downloaded this bozz scags album, its not good

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These advertisements are overflowing out of my hand

just made a thread and it didnt ask me to wait 300 or 900 seconds.

mental innit

>>203869047
Won't someone please think of the advertisers

>>203869047
this bitch needs to be arrested

>>203869060
Quit talking like a fag this isn’t /Brit/

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i'm at the river
gorgeous day today

>>203869139
FOY

Just got gynecomastia surgery yesterday. I hope my recovery goes smoothly

>>203868741
wtf is this ad though

>>203869150
https://youtu.be/cdgmtTQhXNU
very nice. here its gray and slightly rainy. i dont complain. keeps the annoying ethnics inside their huts

>>203868741
All of them, taking turns sitting on my face

remember that time when the us went on to test nuclear bombs on some islands full of people to study the effects of radiation on them

>>203869150
BUILT for navigating in a pirogue or perhaps a kayak

>>203869283
That's not quite what happened

>>203865870
because it's over

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>>203869301
A pierogi?

test

icles

>>203869344
i could devour 13 pierogis atm

>>203869361
yes ive got lots of it
you, not so much

>>203869399
im ftm trans btw

>>203869301
there's lots of kayakers here usually

>>203869427
Hot

“Why you fool, it’s the educated reader who can be gulled. All our difficulty comes with the others. When did you meet a workman who believes the papers? He takes it for granted that they’re all propaganda and skips the leading articles. He buys his paper for the football results and the little paragraphs about girls falling out of windows and corpses found in Mayfair flats. He is our problem. We have to recondition him. But the educated public, the people who read the high-brow weeklies, don’t need reconditioning. They’re all right already. They’ll believe anything.”

>>203869160
Even if you get an infection and die its better than living with bitch tits

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>>203869436

You're a retard and a loser

says the canadian

you're a gentleman and a scholar

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good thing white people are scared to come to this part of town, no crowded areas here at all

Dog
Im a dog

Kill all furries

>>203869606
Fuck you frog

>>203869606
what kind

>>203869560
You're a fatty fat black and you're a piece of shit.

omg rude

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=669GdX0jOd4

fatphobia isn't cool

>>203869226

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>>203869606
I got that DAWG in me

>>203869624
Criss toi avec un tabernacle de ratissoire sacrament d'ostie de feuille

you must be a white woman then
AYO

aight see you in 3 days

my heawt is fuww of angew, and hatwed
eviw gang

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>>203869715
My only phobia is if one falls on me!

I find that a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread

I need my parts to get here so i can fix my car ahhhhh

>>203869741
You're either going to surrender or cheat.

>>203869752
this is a good cunfician saying about browns and thirdies and gibs

>>203869752
same wit these hoes...

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>>203869825
damn...

pharmacy: visited
grocery store: perused
car: filled with gas

why is it almost 80 degrees this late into october i brought a sweatshirt and i was dying because i had nothing else to change into it caught me off guard my house is shaded by trees i stepped foot in that parking lot and knew i made a mistake

>>203869852
because climate change is a liberal spook

Dont you have some shit to play with ranjeesh?

>>203869606
i heard about your grandmother, i'm sorry anon
i hope everything is going okay for you otherwise, you are not a dog

got a perfect but either Im retarded or connections was kinda difficult

>>203869752
i really like this post

i only listen to news from bilibili

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlu32SOtLgU

>>203869907
let me try

You're a loser

you're a saint

>>203869879
Raneesh is stroking his Pakistani chub to my porn

Darmok unfurls his penis at Tanagra

>>203869752
A duck will still bite you if you don't have bread

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>>203869907
it wasn't too bad yellow was kind of strange though

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sad state of affairs

>>203870042
You drink piss probably

>>203870032
I walk past canadian geese at the park all the time and those shitheads still havent bit me

I tell them to shut the FUCK up when they hiss

>>203870078
Grab it by its neck and swing it around

>>203869885
Hey it's cool. We all go through it sooner or later.
Im just chilling this week end before going back.
Should buy a pumkin

>>203869715
Fatphobia is a positive for society. Shame fat people so they lose weight or divorce themselves from public life

Fuck you, you piece of shit.

>fatties
>people

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My mother didn't like this text I sent yesterday

>>203869872
>poorly educated
>believed most conspiracy theories
Checks out

>>203870131
i went to a pumpkin patch a week ago, i picked out a pumpkin but i haven't carved it yet and i really really need to
is halloween big in france? i love spooky season i hope you guys do too

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>>203870214

I fucking hate immigrants from war torn countries they're ruining our economy

>>203870214
(you)

>>203870230
yuros hate halloween

>>203870214
arguing with old people about politics doesn't work and don't strain your relationship with your mother by trying to change her mind
my parents are like that too and i just placate them and just agree with whatever they say, i really don't care

>>203870230
yeah they're all americanized to fuck

>>203870230
Nta of course but I know that it is not. Most other countries see it as an American thing and therefore go out of their way to demonstrate that they don't celebrate it. Australia is a marked exception

>>203870268
so do chineses. they're arresting people for halloweening this year

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I'm losing my mind

>>203870289
Based Australia

>>203870048
This says a lot about society

>>203870297
that's some cartoonishly evil behavior, why?

what should I get for my munchies snack from the grocery store? Im thinking boneless tendies

>>203870333
Try being in a dark place, being too socially awkward to go outside

>>203870235
war refugees are pretty sexy though, like as a concept

>>203870347
get a rotisserie chicken and some bread you like and make sandwiches

I need to lose like 30 lbs

>>203870347
but tendies are already boneless

>>203870427
I've lost 20 pounds and now I want to lose 10 more pounds to see how tight my face can get without looking ghoulish

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do you run out of Timmy Horton while bean coffee in your country?!
USA: Yes also has a proper Kraft dinner yesterday

I need to lose the last string that's tethering me to this world

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>>203870343
It gets worse.

>>203870382
rott. chicken is expensive as shit here

>>203870475
What is this exactly, some bdsm stuff

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>>203870475
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW, BUCKO

>>203870505
a techno-nightmare ccp hell

>>203870445
I lost a little over 20 too
I've been exercising a lot and my cardio is way up, but still way too fat.

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It's so over.

>>203870555
Wait a second, you're telling the matrix is a fucking forced CCP sperm extraction facility, NOT a bdsm stint

cosplay zoomettes. NOW.

>>203870615
It hasn't even begun and things are looking better every day

>>203870230
Most houses put decorations and kids go trick or treating. This reminds me I wasnt in France during the last three halloweens. I should do something different

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>>203870615
It's never too late! It's never too late, bud!

oh yeah the effects of waking up at 33am is hitting me
im so mad about it
might take a nappy wappy and try to go to bed at my usual time tn

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im gonna take that nap i was thinking about earlier
after all i did the bare minimum required of me so i deserve it, right ?

>>203870641
Do you celebrate Halloween in France?

>>203870721
>>203870688
I'd join you guys in a nap except I slept 14 hours last night and really shouldn't add on to that

>>203870721
i will not give in to my napping tendencies if you dont
we can do this
apes together strong

My name is cyrilo

I'm feeling really good and happy out of the blue
Wonder what's wrong. Probably cancer

>>203870721
>>203870746
Can we take a nap together in a big comfy bed?

>>203870763
My name is Alexandros

>>203870763
cyrilo distefano..

My name is Faggot Alex

Jordanian Petersonyabembe

i'm gonna mix my sqquishmallows and cinnamorolls with spinster's
a united little guy kingdom, two houses come together

>>203870722
A fairly big part of the population does

I need a girl to mix my record collection with...

I'm going to make a gingerbread village this Christmas. I'll put lights and gum drops and it'll be so whimsical.

>>203870813
gross

>>203870881
Wow thats so cute and whimsical hahahahaah

I'm baking cookies! I'm retired and I have no one that talks to me.

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>>203870881
You better build a big forge
The gingerbread men are going to war

I successfully resisted purchasing ice cream and edible cookie dough when grocery shopping today

Edible cookie dough is just called cookie dough you pantyboy

>>203870959
Good job anon
I did not resist ordering a jarritos at the mexican restaurant but they didnt have any so i lucked out

>>203870959
Excerent disciprine anon-sama

>>203870881
I was thinking the same thing, I also been shopping for a real nice advent calendar to get myself

rate my american gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XfMZbh7jiE

https://youtu.be/inJjB78PZeM?si=Wef5A8dN8obA7lSs
Get this leaf shit off my recommended

>>203871204
https://youtu.be/JL2cMfITXLU

Do you guys remember the German that used to post here

>>203871332
his taste in feet is GROCE!

>mexican for lunch and chili for dinner yesterday
>farts smell like death
>haircut appointment in an hour
uh oh

>>203870475
Does this even feel good on your cock?

“So hold up…Boromir said they couldn’t simply walk into Mordor.”

“Yes, he did. He did say that.”

“But then….these hobbits. They just….walked into Mordor? Is that right?”

“Hobbits really are amazing creatures, Joe. Amazing. Even after a hundred years, they still surprise.”

I just watched a video of chinese people talking about the orange man, and they didn't seem to dislike him at all (unless they're just trying not to say anything bad on purpose), even though I would expect their opinions to seem more biased I guess. Maybe the interviewer just happened to pick a certain demographic and a small amount of people, but I know americans would be a lot more varied and a little more binary opinions

I wish I could talk to Trump for like an hour with both of us knowing nothing would ever leave the room

>>203871418
Fact check: The Hobbits managed to sneak into Mordor on foot only after many ordeals and much hardship.

burgers?

It sounds paradoxical, but saying "there is no dichotomy" can, in some contexts, create a more rigid, all-or-nothing division than having one. Here's how:

A Dichotomy Frames Reality: By acknowledging a dichotomy (such as "black" vs. "white"), we admit that there are shades, gradations, or even that both might coexist. But if we say "there is no dichotomy," we imply a hardline stance where only one truth or one way of being exists—essentially creating an inflexible framework with no room for difference or contrast.

Suppression of Nuance: Acknowledging a dichotomy allows for the middle ground or exceptions. If we deny it, it becomes harder to recognize or allow for multiple perspectives, because we have now divided things into "dichotomy-denying" vs. "dichotomy-acknowledging" camps—ironically, a binary stance.

The Irony of Absolutism: Claiming there's "no dichotomy" can end up sounding more rigid than a position that allows for differences. By denying all dichotomies, we imply that everyone must adhere to a singular, unvarying view, creating a firm boundary rather than exploring possibilities within a spectrum.

In this way, insisting there’s no dichotomy may set up the appearance of unity, but it can paradoxically be more restrictive than simply allowing a dichotomy to exist with room for overlap, variation, or alternative perspectives.

i seent it

>>203871650
the aliens kidnapped your dad?

My fingers smell like smoked ham, its crazy bro. Smell my finger

>>203871710
no but they took my jerbs

I really want yummy food, but I really don't want calories

>>203871761
Binge and purge

>>203871761
meth is your awnser

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Wages have increased by $1.50/hr or more!Apply now to earn higher pay. Find jobs near you.

>>203871793
Don't do this

>>203871801
wut
Idk but I know there's some state somewhere that's going to bump it's minimum wage up a dollar every year until it's $20

I somehow fumbled another baddie. What the fuck is wrong with me holy shit I need to get my shit together. I feel like killing myself right now fuck

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>>203871927

>>203872010
No don't do it Estonia chan we need you!!!

trying these today
https://youtu.be/NPurTetkCFs

>>203870767
It's the brain damage

>>203872010
If you can fumble a baddie, you can get a baddie. Just try again

just learned about the so called bimanual examination. kek doctors finger bitches and call it medicine kekekek

>>203872215
i wish a hot male doctor fingered me

spin......

>>203872240
Kys Brian

>>203872188
thanks king, these words really do help
>>203872064
even at my lois i was still a family guy :^)

When I was in 3rd grade, our teacher was showing us a volcanic rock. It had a bunch of holes in it, so it was lighter than it looked. One of the girls in the class assumed "light" = "soft", so she bonked herself on the head with it.

there's nothing wrong anal stimulation

look at the time. its time for me to go on my incel walk in the rian and avoid the upcoming degenerate spam

>>203869715
Fat people hate is based

>>203872502
noice
In mine there was a weird girl who'd put pencil erasers in her ear and then lick it

>>203872613
Total weird girl love
Millions of Stacie’s must die

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fat people hate will not be tolerated in my general

brian hours.
fuck that im going to clean up my place

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i gotta shut down the studio yo
the only way i'll reopen the studio is if you bring me chopsticks so i could dig a tunnel to china from jail baby

>someone says a verboten word/name in /cum/
>instantly banned

>>203866923
>coochie in the OP pic for general
>no one gives a shit 100+ posts later

Im back from nap land

>>203872696
Based, fatchads rise up

>>203872696
if you split that person in two both halves would be obese

richpipo really do be playing 4D chess tho

I bought some rolling rock beer because i haven't had it since high school
Yucky

>>203872846
My presence is my present kiss my ass
I am no longer eepy, now recharged, comfy, and ready to terrorize /cum/

>>203872696
mooba

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cumpies, im drinking covfefe

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My first course of action is to post this aminal who is litetally me

>>203872696
Brian…

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https://youtu.be/llyrRwSvpuI

>>203872932
noku :-DD

Spam filter did nothing to help /cum/

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>upstairs neighbors having sex last night
>roommate leaving to his gfs house to have sex
>go to sleep, wake up
>upstairs neighbors having sex again
>last virgin in my friend group
i should just have sex already, living here, living like this, it's all one big humiliation ritual

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On second thought maybe being eepy isn't so bad

>>203872958
Drinking zubrowka

>>203873047
Have sex

i was supervising a pumpkin racing contest and a pajeet family literally just stole half of our pumpkins. ran to their suv and took off. this is how "new canadians" treat our beloved traditions

>>203873008
if you have 4chudX you can use shift + w to temporarily hide images, that's what i do

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>>203873012
They hate you too faggot kys

>>203873008
it helped no one. it only hurt ad revenue.
the vidya butts guy in /v/ keeps evading all filters and all hiro and his tranny moderators can do is sit on their hands and seethe.
shit like this never happened when moot was at the helm

(spoiler) tfw no gf or bf

>>203873078
not sure how

>>203873121
The userbase used to care enough to protect the site. Spammers would get random emails or phone calls letting them know they should behave.
Nobody who has the skills cares anymore.

Do you ever stop and think to yourself
"Do I really have a good reason to bé where I am right now?"
I think about it a lot

Tfw no gf who actual loves me and not things which aren't love and them proving it

>>203873187
its all so tiresome

>>203873181
Do you have friends and do things with people? Do you talk to women?
It's so easy

um did you guys hear? pajeets stole our pumpkins

>>203873187
vigilanteism only works at small scales. I dunno if you noticed, but every single social media website has too many bots and foreign agents and retards, too many to get even close to moderating. one reason businesses are excited about AI is because it's the future of moderation at scales that cannot be controlled by humans.

>>203873191
>bé
>using the wrong accent
mon dieu HONHONHONHON LOOK AT 'IS ENGLISH it's a travesty no???? HONHONHON

Shit really be ruthless out there

this would never happen in poland desu

>want gf who loves me
I bet that upsets you I bet you want to cry

this is pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc

>>203873299
I saw
You should hit them with your car

>>203873400
Run them over

>>203873277
>Do you have friends
Yes!
>and do things with people?
I do things alone, usually cafes, walks in the park and local arboretum, and solo restaurant visits (I have a few I frequent)
>Do you talk to women?
At work? Absolutely, but it's remote work. Outside of that? Not really, no. I'm a software developer and I spend a lot of time working on my home server. This home server is not conductive towards getting women interested, I know

Guess I need to do stuff with women but I'm not really sure where to meet them and start spending more time around them.

watching the viper ngl
https://youtu.be/4YakVgM795U

>>203873400
>You should hit them with your car
white people arent allowed to drive cars anymore.

Never bought strings for a 12 string guitar. What should i get?
I usually go for ernie ball flatwounds on my electric guitars and bass

>
I'm so done. It's every day and on both sides
I'm too hungry for this

>>203873465
Have you tried mail order catalogues? Therr are many nice women seeking western husbands in the orient

>>203873468
The viper is randy orton dipshit

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>>203873534
uhh

>>203873485
I've never fucked with flatwounds. I think if I got a 12 string I'd use a thinner gauge because it might be harder to bend two strings at once, but at the same time, I don't think I'd need to bend much with acoustic.
Or what I might also try is using one set with normal strings and another set with nashville tuning (so that would potentially be buying three sets of strings but might be worth the meme).

Trade FOREX stocks and crypto,
LIKE A BOSS

tired right now

>>203873590
>Hera (male, brown)
Uh oh…

>>203873590
I know four people who have some of those last names

>>203873592
I really like the way they feel under the fingers. The tone is a bit different, but nice.
One of my guitars has pretty hot active pickups and they really sound cool on it

>>203873661
>Canadian flag
>Hamzah

>>203873590
Erm
https://youtu.be/Ecj-gRA9MeA?si=6vmK7DE_FBHmzYw7

>>203873590
Reminder that Viper has never defeated Yo 1v1 and the entire community will never let him forget

I didn't know people still played aok
Love that game

Tired of seeing anime girls

>>203873590
>png.jpg
why do you do this

What happened to that one Estonia flag

Dinner: spoonful of strawberry jam

>>203873718
https://youtu.be/msDuNZyYAIQ

>>203873817
I assume he went to jail for his rampant drug use

you guys told me to be unapologetically myself. so im going to work for halloween in a costume. it's your fault if its cringe. fuck off

I don't know why I listened to my parents when they said to just get a bunch of new kitchenware instead of bringing it over from my Toronto apartment. Shit adds up; I've spent like $250 today already on random fucking kitchen stuff.

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Long live the Pacific States of America!
Down with the prudish, puritanical oppressors east of the Rockies!

>>203873878
Not very nutritious or healthy. You need some protein and carbs.

>>203873889
meant for >>203873704

>>203873800
this fucking nigga voted lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>203873927
Based. Post your slutty Halloween costume you're going to wear, of whatever femboy or genderbend character you're dressing up as

>>203873927
Based good time haver

>>203873927
>im going to work for halloween in a costume.
dont people normally do that? at least on halloween

>>203873927
This is based. Anyone who thinks it's cringe is cringe

>>203873800
I'm gonna vote tomorrow

>>203873943
This would be the greatest country on earth

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i wish i owned a store named dons extreme tires and i sold tires and everyone walked in and said "hi don how are ya"

>drink water for 3 days
>piss isn't even clear
It's over

>>203874070
kit is one iphone tall

Oyaaah onisan get me pregnant with your cum onii senpai

Playing Metal Gear Rising.

>>203874098
you need a diuretic

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doing my traffic school course

>>203874159
Play with my penis

>>203874159
You have to be 18 to post here.

>>203874152
Drinking som water

>>203874175
kys
>>203874176
dumbass. traffic school is for when you get a ticket

I can defeat any /cum/mer past or present in unarmed combat

I have
0 food

Actually a jar of strawberry jam and peanut butter (which is just pure energy soo)
And a tin of pineapple slices

>>203874213
Not me

Got to buy another jar,
Peanut butter, sealed
Just in case tje nukes hit

Dinner: jam and (for protein and energy) peanut butter

>>203874223
>>203874253
You need a proper meal or you will become unwell.

>>203874098
Too much salt

Just in case the nukes hit
Jar or marmite
Online says it contains enough salt to be electrically conductive for making tracer circuitry

You could also get 2g of salt a day from that

>>203874249
Especially you
Nerd

4 hours left of my shift /cum/mies

Jar of honey for bandages

>>203874213
>>203874316
Go to bed, Bakugo.

>>203874324
You going to eat some roast beef after?

I can't wait to start my new job
Neeting is boring if you don't have money

>>203874379
I can't afford food

>>203874359
Nah I'm gonna grab a pizza to celebrate the weekend with my gf

>>203874390
If you want i can mail you some knives
That way when you get food you can cut what is your name and address?

>>203874410
Enjoy the za

All of the water fell out of my peanut butter because the jar got cold ornsometjingg

>>203874379
If only I never knew what neeting was like. For normies it's nothing more than a myth and strange phenomenon limited to japan, and the odds of them ever achieving that in retirement are far away or also a myth.

we need to meme tulare lake back to life

Everything the B corporation makes is shit

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no money and no food

This is a new low for me

>>203874529
It isn't enviable. I had to move back with my parents across country after i broke up with my gf and took 3 months to find a job

Im just a worthless motherfucker.

>>203874699
Can't you ask the job centre for a crisis payment or go to a food bank?

FUCK William Osman
Weird man-child from too strict parents so does everything he couldn't but despite being an adult does it like a child and not properly (and is okay with that)

in the year three thousand and thirty everybody wants to be a producer
in the year three thousand and thirty everybody wants to be a dj

>>203874769
hell yeah

ROUGH violent sex with chubby big tiddy women

Big tiddy gf

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I will make burgs later

>>203874769
i dont want to be a worthless motherfucker

>>203874699
it happens bro. hopefully you have food banks. chef i knows just uses them on a rotation so by the time he's back at the original food bank he's allowed to have more. you can live off that shit

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>>203868741

Imagine slapping Taylor Swift with your penis

>>203874882
sounds yummy i refuse to make burgs on the stove anymore so i wont have them til i can buy a grill

>>203874930
I'd break her in half like a bread stick

cant believe theres a high chance many of us will be dragged off to die in a desert wasteland or some snowy wasteland

https://youtu.be/GQvsXrUtopc

ill see you there

I am the very model of a modern major general

I ate a whole box of townhouse crackers and it gave me liquid diarrhea.
Do those people on My 600 Pound Life just have diarrhea every day?

>>203875036
Presumably, if they had diarrhea all the time, their body wouldn’t be processing the nutrients, and they wouldn’t get fat

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>>203875036
Yeah bro they have constant shard stains

>>203874769
do you like mbappe

>>203875078
Mrape

oim no a raciss
mbappy's me favrit player

>>203870026
sexico anon why do you keep pestering me with these arousing pictures!?

Why couldnt I be 6'5

>>203875152
Will you have sex with me?

>>203875205
You probably have an evil soul and your body is a reflection of it

OK so expired peanut butter can only give you salmonella or something

>>203875257
I am indeed wicked. Come smite me

Canada invented peanut butter >.<

in case you were waiting for her to make the new shes out on a date cause saturday. better make it yourself

>>203875304
It's not for me to smite. Seems like you smite yourself enough anyways.

>>203875256
only raw and when you're ovulating

>>203875322
Is Saturday the day when sje has dates or something?

>gif
i shoulda better known better

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>>203875293

>>203875319
i'm here just slow to post the nrw because my b-hole is still sore from last night. gimme a minute

>>203875422
youll admit to getting your ass ripped but you wont post your feet. you are evil.

>>203875319
>page 5
no hurry to make a new one

>>203875461
Bruh you are RETARDED