Celeb edish
did a cry at life of pi
'ate women'ove girls
got a sick line in and im nervous my work will sack me
your bird is uglymy bird is like posh spice
dogshit yank edition
gen z boss and a mini
got addicted to cock during uni but I'm straight now
>>203869266chess bro you ready? you gotta be fast. also that other guy got demolished but his play was at like 600 elo
Trump will save the west
Let’s go https://link.chess.com/play/rpCb8c
>new Frank green and a sneaky linkThis is actually such an understated girlboss momentNew frank green AND a sneaky linkNot one or the otherBothNo compromiseShe's got someone to shag and a cup to stay hydratedSlay
we love are clairo dont we folks
>>203869275Good evening fellow subhumans
/Brit/ is firmly pro Russia Derby is to blame
mad how 30k isn't even good money any more and that most places paying that much expect 50+ hour weekssick of it all
>>203869356https://lichess.org/7f4BVYTQhere, click fast
>>203869340just a bit of innocent boyish fun
shart stained pants and a ciggy
Went to a wedding last week which was really busy. Made me think how many people I would have to invite if I ever got married. A lot of them are a stretch (people I was kinda close with years ago, etc).
>>203869379kids with lemonade stands probably make more than that here
might play some obra dinn
always been a bit fruity (somewhat bisexual) and never really experimented with it but considering it these days sex with men is supposed to be legendary
Love doing 20mm max hangs lads Love reversing aging
>>203869402yeah, but you have to live in america and be a yank
>>203869416gay!!! haha!
>>203869360The woman saying it is average looking, isn't she? Yet, for her, having a new sexual partner is no big deal. It's like drinking water.
>>203869369YOUR CLAIRO???
enjoying a sandwich
>>203869395kek
yeezys be squeakin
>>203869416Received a hand job from a very effeminate bloke many years ago and felt about it for weeks. He wasn't even good at it, despite being male. Had to finish myself off.
>>203869347He couldn't even save his own family. All of his grandchildren have Jewish blood. His youngest daughter is pregnant by a sandnigger.
>>203869456Are you kidding? She's peng as fuck
think i'm entering my schizo era because I constantly and obsessively fret about landlordberg spying on me and hear rumbling noises whenever I close my eyes
Still can't get over that Joe Rogan, my best friend, interviewed Donald Trump, the next President of the United States. And it went really really well. Some say the best in the show's history. Look at the views, that's all I have to say. Lots of views in under 24 hours. Millions of views.
>>203869443nah go remote and move to albania on a 300k salary and live like a feudal lord
>>203869509that's tinnitus sisterpoonerbro
can't remember the last time i had a wank
Got a slight headache
>>203869416>sex with men is supposed to be legendary...if you are already considering it then sure I suppose >>203869403played the plucky squire all day and found it to be a very comfy and pleasant gameguess I'll boot up obra dinn nowdespite having an impeccable aesthetic the core mechanics kind of suck and really took away from my enjoyment of it
I came across this song without even looking for it (just looking for niche jangle pop) and couldn't fucking believe it. What could the title mean in this context when you hear it in the song?https://youtu.be/anGl3NJzC0w?feature=shared&t=44
>can't remember the last time i had a wank
just copped £185 worth of m&s clothinggrumpy old cunt, me, and about to look like one too
they'll call him WOKE bond next you see
wanking is mint
>>203869518why haven't you done that then if it's so easy
is there any way living in the UK would make financial sense if someone can choose not to?That's the thing that really blows my mind, it's just straight up a worse deal than living basically anywhere in the usa, even nyc
>>203869482Their squeal juice be making lighter-skinned BBCs like Lewis Hamilton
>>203869577can you shut the fuck up please you cringy lardarsed freak?
had a wank at 7am, then another at 1pm, and will probably have another one before bed at 9/10pmlove wanks me, always sodding horny aha x
>>203869509Just sent you a dm
Diego is already belly dancing on table 42 the mad cunt
>>203869585got a gf. need to convince her to move and then take all her rights away like in that film hahaha #owned
>>203869499Doesn't she have a fivehead?
>>203869615cheers mate. will get it looked into.>>203869626based good lad
mate of mine says lewis hamilton is gay and that one of my mates mates bottomed him in heaven bogs once around the silverstone gp
>>203869631Nah that's secret product and a trench
might wank, might notnone of your business
>>203869631lad has a sixhead hahaha #owned
Anyone seen this ad bottom of screen? I think it's a milf sex advert
>>203869528corr blimey she's got that ocular oomph
>>203869607interrupting your 4th prayer of the day am i abdul you brown arsed bomb bandit
>>203869658Oh snap bro
>>203869674i wanna grab it and squeeze it as hard as i can
got the terrifier on
feel like SHIT
gg chessbro
>>203869658secret product and a trench is the pengest of them all
>>203869709weird fanbase>heh, you don't like our plotless glorified gore tech demo?>well you're just a pearl clutching grandma
>>203869688sent him flying unfortunately
>>203869709looking in the mirror again are you?
The wageslip is in
>>203869607Sent that freak to the outer realm
norms are all out being successful and having great social lives on a Saturday night while total fucking loser incels like myself are sitting in bed at 8pm posting on /brit/
political protest idea: use the voting booths as gloryholes
Honestly think bouldering could have saved Liam Payne
Done with my incel freak out
>>203869772from my childhood bedroom, might I add
>>203869769u poor
>>203869800I get Universal Credit and PIP as well but I admit this is one or my lower monthly wage slips
>>203869674fun fact: it was me, years ago, who made that exact image with a row of a few pixels deleted to get around a spam filter that was quietly put in place sitewide to prevent this image being posted, and for some reason the jannies never updated it to the new (my) version you're welcome
>>203869772doing what exactly?sitting around in a group chatting? Sounds well boring
>>203869772recommend getting a clue, or at the very least not posting this tiresome drivel
Going on an incel drive in a bit. Wonder if I can resist the urge to go 100mph and swerve into the nearest tree lol
>>203869842don't brits use kilometers
>>203869821being spontaneous, making new friends, new connections, solidifying bonds, attracting mates, exploring the world, living a little, gaining clues
>>203869842Kept having the urge to crash the car whilst driving too but it's actually quite a common phenomena.
>>203869842why are you pretending that it's even on the cards? pretty obvious you're a little poof who wouldn't go over 60
Normoids be like Oh wow I'm.having so much fun sitting around in this group chatting. Might snort some coke to feel suicide tomorrow So boring
For me it's selecting a mountain town to start working in and saving to buy land in said town5 years working full time then cutting back to part time after getting promoted to manager.Brotherblatt just has to take over the houseowitz
>>203869861nowe use miles
>>203869861No. We were using miles for too long and it's too much hassle to change all the road signs so we just stuck with it
>>203869865
Why do Brits get so triggered when people use American terms? I was listening to the radio, and someone called in to complain that there's too much dog shit on the sidewalk. The radio presenter immediately interjected by saying "we call it a pavement".I don't suspect that an American would care if another American said 'pavement'. They might laugh at them, but they wouldn't get triggered or offended by it.
>>203869842chuckled, ktim>>203869866that's why I can't go on incel drives and try to limit my driving to when it's a necessity
mum brought in a coffee and walnut cake for after tomorrow's roast dinner but i've demolished it. i've put the empty box back in the cupboard and will simply feign ignorance when she finds it tomorrow
>>203869909goodFOYed that freak right off
lubing up the dildozer (massive dildo) to shove up my arse as soon as I finish the 5th guinness
if i dont get five (5) yous within the next 60 seconds i will spend the next several years spamming interracial porn here
>>203869864they aren't thothey are in a shitty pub chatting drivel
>>203869871Shut up you little freak. I bet your mum still drops you off at work
>>203869883they chat to others outside of their group and make connections which can change their lives, romantically or with respect to their careers
>>203869812How do you get PIP if you can work and are not physically disabled?
>203869939fuck sake. we can’t let that happen! nooooo
>>203869939>>203869939>>203869939
katy...
shite world
>>203869969I have Borderline Personality Disorder and other psychiatric disorders.
>>203869956not if you are somewhere that matters, like London, so many accomplished people about who are making connections. otherwise yeah, anywhere else, they sit in a pub with other runts.
>>203869984Thought you were going out?
>>203869934spluttered at this post ngl
Where should I move to lads?Has to have free campsites and be in the mountains. Thinking Nevada as it has very nice mountains but I wanted to get /brit/'s opinion first
>203869939I'm just visiting so I don't mind
decided to buy a home in Bibury. seems there's one up for 1.5 million euro
>>203869960this literally never happens
This is how goyim families eat meals in 2024
>>203870006im phone posting
me and my mates used to go to the local club and then just sit at a table tearing the labels off our beer bottles
>>203869275checkin in on my shorts
>>203869748You're insane
One day sacked tyranny will wake up and stop pretending to be a woman
Lads, need the motivation to get the cans tonight.Got the BIG cans the past two nights. Don't have the toil on Wednesday and lsat night they fucked the order up in the chip shop so ended up not having the bacon adn cheese chips but just regular chipsWould have to shower and put on proper clothes tho and I'm a lazy fuck
>>203870043FOM.Y FOLES for me, what a movement that is
>>203870045So post a pic proving your outside and not in your smelly bedroom
>>203869958going to have a cry now are you? i've got a motorbike (and a gaff to myself)whereas you've got shitstained primark joggers and a tiny gay willy
>>203869939well umm what kind of interracial we talking here?
>>203870002Donedon is completely grimWouldn't move there if you paid me 400k
>>203869997>Borderline Personality DisorderYou're a benefit cheat bro
Ashamed of who I am.
>>203869818I just resize the image
>>203870074shut up weird freak, your gimmick is shite at the best of times
>>203870074Mate you're a 47 year old disabled bloke who larps as Judge Dredd on 4chan and lives with his mum. Think you need a clue not a can.
>>203870093White men and every other race of women except abos
>>203870103very understandablehopefully you'll die soon and spare us x
need a northern irish gf to blow up my bollocks
>>203869871>>203869958>>203870086alright lads leave it out will you
>>203870036See >>203870002It definitely happens if you go out to places with successful non-runts and you break in to other social circles
bpd doesn't exist. it was invented by jews with zero medical training
>>203870086Yeah!? How about I put my tiny gay willy in your mouth and then after you get me hard you bend me over your bed in your own private gaff and shag me up the arse while giving me a reach around until we both cum and then kiss and cuddle afterwards and then you take me for a ride on your cool motorbike and I hold onto your waist and you feel the vibrations are making my tiny gay willy get hard against your back again?Poofter freak.
>>203870117bluds throwing rocks around crystal palace
>>203870114>>203870117 spaino!How are ye lad?How's the masculine williardson?
cause u sound like the talk of the town yea,imma lock u when u run come around yea,make me wobble, make me whole body bubble,an me no say ya trouble, when ya ready for the double,and n u hit that,
poo
need a f*moid to blow up my phone with endless text messages
>>203870164dentist says I need to floss more so maybe you should
>>203869939Don't threaten me with a good time aha
>>2038701895 star post
Adam melty because he is too much of a low-IQ shut in autistic incel gimp to even know what normal people do when they go out
I feel likeIf I drink all the alcohol that was meant to last me all night, early There is still a virtuous reason to buy more It's not my fault Just a minor miscalculation
eating my gay porn dinner
>>203870139I fear that may inspire the Belgian to retaliate, maybe it should be Chinese men perhaps?
>>203870220cheers la, like and subscribe for more
adam/heathermong/belgiumlad/cuckposter/spaino/spaedo/77thbrigade
Just brushed catberg
Out drinking with the lads and we uhhh played table tennis and drank beers and then looked at each others facebooks and then some girls came and said "wanna shag" so we left and had an orgy.
got the Rosie and Jim snuff film on
doing my incel workout
>>203870139best likkle timmy cud do mmhmm
Why won't mods add individual country flags for the UK like on /sp/? I wanna filter the engl*sh.
>>203870270Wahey innit
so what's for din-dins?
>>203870270You had an orgy with lads?Sounds gay
>>203870276tried working a bullet into your blubbery brain?
Me?Very based and resilient character, with an extremely sexy Welsh body I could probably flog on onlyfans if I wanted
>>203870284Why are you spamming your homosexual niggerotica while supposedly out of the house for the evening?
>>203870286don’t think mexicans give a shit about english people
>>203870286trying to measure the beaches of a country
>>203870321do they pay you by the kilo?
>>203870362
>>203869369I remember liking the song Pretty Girl when I was about 16 or so - but let's be honest, if it were a munter in the thumbnail absolutely no-one would have clicked on that video
And Canslad?I heard he was a fan of the cans and West Ham
Why do Iran feel like the good guys, and Israel the bad guysMust be my Welsh DNA
>>203870321Now onlyfans don't have a twink section do they
>>203870314No if I get a gun the cops will shoot me
>>203870362squeaking
have you heard the expression "golden hands"?an asian co-worker uses it to describe skillful people in general. i wonder if it is some oriental saying or something.
>>203870284dats rite"saving the white race" by mixing with soulless Asiatics who have a population of 3 billion compared to 300 million whites lmao
>>203870432Why are you spamming your homosexual niggerotica while supposedly out of the house for the evening?
>>203870330The person who made the image mistook mexicans with argentinians.
Never hear about Iraq anymore, wonder what they're up to.
>>203870411good, you won't need to buy bullets then x
>>203870411Didn't known you were a convicted felon and can't own a firearm
>>203870403done him
mmhmm aint dat rite
Might live in Bath'rents are moving house up north but I hate where I live now as it's so boring and shit
Adolf Stern coined the term “borderline” in the 1930s based on no empirical research And goyim still take it as gospel lmao
Just been in the Iraq general, they're fine.
>>203870330the most vocal anti-British people I come across online tend to be called mexi-mutts called Miguel who live in Mexico
>>203870469>>203870432
>>203870469Why are you spamming your homosexual niggerotica while supposedly out of the house for the evening?
feeling mental health as fuck trying to distract myself with last nights smackdown
>>203870483Got any more antisemitic lies for us?
Theres a really sexy girl in my village who takes her dog over the park around 5pm on Saturday evenings. She probably goes other nights but I've only seen her on Saturdays. She wears these big headphones. Once I was walking behind her and while she was waiting for her dog to finish its investigating she was shaking her butt to whatever music she was listening to.Usually when you see girls out and about they're always on their phones. It was nice to see someone doing something different.
>>203870432Lol Timmy is coping with reality, his sons will be weird hapa freaks with upturned noses, slanted down's syndrome looking eyes and fish lips
>>203870513Okay charles manson jr
>>203870500Why are you spamming your homosexual niggerotica while supposedly out of the house for the evening?
feeling up a girl must be the most amazing thing to do
i don't know what yo are arguing about but i am white and love it
mental how the majority of the UK is an untouched bloodline from the same island for a 1000 years, but places like mexico or the USA are mutty mixtures of whatever human detritus happened to be floating by
>>203870513You should chase after her as a joke haha
>>203870513need you on a watchlist
>>203870562Eating sweets is better
>>203870557Locked himself in the pub bog to cry
>>203870483Goyim will believe anything you tell them is true. They're easily tricked and manipulated
>>203870544Why are you spamming your homosexual niggerotica while supposedly out of the house for the evening?
>>203870557>>203870507>>203870329timmy melty mmhmm
When was the last time you got banned from this board
>>203870606praise jah
>>203870580very truethis are average latino/hispanic/mexican dna results
CLOCKS GO BACK TONIGHT
>>203870606You're pretending to be black on 4chan while supposedly out for the evening That is even more gay and retarded than being at home and doing it
>>203870562not if she's fat or even slightly overweightjust squishy blubbery folds everywhere, utterly repulsive and regret sorely the memories of doing so that trouble me to this daya fit girl on the other hand is pretty great to feel up
>>203870631Any time I change ip, there are some deranged fucks here
>>203870583Shes quirky. Stands out. Most of the time all I see are middle aged or old people or couples. An attractive young women who isn't chained to her phone is a revelation.
>>203870631a week or two ago I got banned in under 2 minutes for posting a webm of a nudie brown woman
cocks go black tonight
Irish diaspora gremlins be like
>>203870664save it for the sentencing remarks rorke
Might move to china tonight
>>203870631Few days ago for posting an excerpt of a news article in pidgin
>>203870648dont you want the soft flesh? otherwise it's just bone no?
>>203870513try to get some pics next time
>>203870678>nudie brown womanAre you Irish diaspora? Why do you like female equivalents of Tyrone?
>190 loading up multiple VPNs to begin his epic melty about nigger cocks and his homosexual love for them mental how
>clocks go back>at 2am we put them back to 1amSo an extra hour of drinking? WAHEEEY CANS IT IS!
JUSTICE FOR CHRIS KABAHJE DIDDLEY DID NOTHING WRONG YA HERR!!!!HE A GOOD BYOE!!!FINNA RUN THIS SHID TO THA GROUND!!!
>>203870719'alri hannibal
irish diaspora browsing the guardian website
>>203870719Fit girls have muscle and fat where it should be Otherwise it's just an amorphous blob that probably smells bad
Oh we do have fun on /brit/ don’t we lads! :3 :3
been with a few foreign girls (european or east asian) and have come to the conclusion that in the future I will only ever get with an English lasswilly has had it with the foreigners
>>203870742he's a bizarre one
>clocks go back>my night shift goes from 8 hours to 9 hoursWAHEEEY FUCKING KILL ME!
Sent that freak flying into the ether
US election in less than two weeks ladsWho's gonna win?
>>203870800where do you work ill give you a handy under the desk lol >:)
I am a hopeless scoundrel, good for nothing.
>>203870792Fun fun fun flicking bogeys at the sun
>>203870800always wondered how this works in nightclubs and shit and the hassle of getting paid for an extra hour
They're s-curved
>>203870719there's a difference between soft and flabby, not unlike the difference between a pillow and a lump of soggy dough
Remember remember the 5th of November
Why do people from Toronto use so much London slang?
cumming in a girl while she’s on top is the best feeling possible
woke buggery hellfire
the love it took to leave you is a real step down from all this i do for glory desuthe soundtrack hustle has ruined him
clocks back means an extra hour of brit posting :) (I'm NEET)
>>203870822The sheboon will win due to the ethnic and Irish-American vote
>>203870856*guy
>>203870868NEETgang stay winning
>>203870793Yeah I mean if you dated a French or German girl or something there might be a communication barrier there. or a cultural barrier
>>203870846They ran out of New York and Chicago slang to rip off
>>203870868>25 hours of brit posting in one dayoh my goodness
beta white men
>>203870822Trvmpvs landslide
>>203870856hmm wouldn't agree with this, pronebone is the best, then doggyalso there's something about spaffing in the mouth or arsehole of girl that hits different
>>203870898Not a bad thing kek
>>203870846they use jamaican slang like people in the uk
>>203870906Why are you spamming your homosexual niggerotica while supposedly out of the house for the evening?
need Polish gf
>>203870882>3 years old
>>203870906mmhmm! yes!
lots of girls on the social media apps posting their slag outfits already, quite pengrim, I forgot everyone was having halloween parties today, being a shut-in incel. most of them probably going to get shagged rotten too.
>>203870462Not a felonJust a TI>>203870454Don't need a gun, me>>203870432I mean that's pretty good. She doesn't look have bad and Timmy slamming his incel cock into some tight gook clunge with thick thighs has got to be pretty rewardingCan breed her and also breed a white girl and get White kids Timmied, as they say
Not very good this terifier filum
>>203870906Who are the beta white men? That list of some of the richest and most powerful men on the planet?
>>203870906>no blacks
>>203870887oh really do you fucking think so? mental how inane and boring your tedious posts are
>>203870938Why are you spamming your homosexual niggerotica while supposedly out of the house for the evening?
>>203870941>pengrimI don't see how grim plays into it
>>203870956Best joker
>>203870906Out of 16 Essex Deanos, 14 will be dating white women and 2 will be dating mixed-race women with white features
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzx8KHjQD6c
playing incel games lads
if spaino were a rapper he would be called p-dog without the g
>>203870950They're still betasTrump has a white wife at least
>>203870800>my night shiftAnglo-Saxon moment
>>203869275Any of these good?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBMoPUAeLnY17 million views in 17 hours, madness. old media must be fuming at how much new media mogs them
>>203870970peng because I like the female body, grim because I can't partake in the activities and also grim because it highlights just how many women enjoy being slags and will get shagged tonight
melty melty
>>203870906jebs wife is mexican
>>203871025For every slag you see on social media there is another non slag out there.
done 4 wanks todayknob is like a cocktail sausage
Kind of want to buy this gun
>>203870995Never met a stout I didn't like
>>203870944>Can breed her and also breed a white girl and get White kidsBut in reality they breed the Asian only and have no white kidsThey should be having zero hapa kidsPromise their gook cocksleeve kids "next year" until she's too old to get pregnant
I'll take any female at this point, no matter their race or age
>>203871025oh yeah they're getting shagged like crazy. I bet they'll cum hard too
>>203871075Said the same about yer ma
Any films you'd like to recommend?
>>203870989>Trump has a white wife at leasthmmm only justshe's not wasp or german
>>203871072I was looking for a job then I found a job and heaven knows I'm miserable now
>>203871061I got the fuse
>>203871054>knob is like a cocktail sausagewell into your 5th then
About to do my incel shag
>>203871098probably, I think any girl going to a halloween party knows they're going to get dicked
>>203871100done him
>>203871111Yes but i've only gotten (You)s by yanks today so no
>>203870989she's a slavic mail order bride LOL
>>203871111prefer not to say
>>203871111your mums porno was alright x
>>203871144Yeah?
>>203870983can you make them do nudie things
going for an incel shower
>>203871177Too late kek at 310
All Trump's grandkids have Jewish blood. Think about it those are his heirs
>>203871111Shoot caller, Being there (1979)
wanktoil to the halloween outfits on the protogf's story while a normal adult man will be multiple inches deep inside her tonight, for an extra hour too
>>203871165
>>203871209howling this is me except i dont have instagram or any protos cos im an ugly incel neet who has no friends
>>203871218>>203871218
>>203871111Can never remember a single one when someone asks directly x
>>203871205this is the only reason they allow conversion. marrying into powerful goyim families
>>203871236One of us one of us
>>203870989>whiteShe's from Europe