Soviet Navy editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2ER6VTaAyk
go to bed
Timmy dating a pig human
you are getting poo steaming
Is tim the sweaty mental cunt from youtube still around or was he finally sectioned?
>>203876147haha best he cud do x
Jah now wid da pum pumJah now wid da pum pumJah now wid da pum pum
shame that communism is woke now
>>203876169He's a /Britfeel/ gimmick. Here we have seasideMARK and we love him dearly.
Convince me why I shouldn't move to Britain. I speak English and I'm white (as in actually white).
wouldn't mind sucking a cock, not a fan of blokes though
cronem weak legged now
>>203876194It's a grim shithole
>>203876194you’ll be poorer, less nature
>>203876189He's a subhuman
>>203876189You must be new, he was posted in nearly every thread years ago
>>203876194It's only going to get worse
>>203876182Shame it doesn't work too to be fair
>>203876215Maybe on /Britfeel/ lol. seasideMARK has been a staple part of this general since 2016.
>>203876194We're an island of Irish diaspora runts sucking black dick
>>203876226yes it does
But of the times and the seasons, brethren, ye have no need that I write unto you.For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night.For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.But ye, brethren, are not in darkness, that that day should overtake you as a thief.Ye are all the children of light, and the children of the day: we are not of the night, nor of darkness.Therefore let us not sleep, as do others; but let us watch and be sober.For they that sleep sleep in the night; and they that be drunken are drunken in the night.But let us, who are of the day, be sober, putting on the breastplate of faith and love; and for an helmet, the hope of salvation.For God hath not appointed us to wrath, but to obtain salvation by our Lord Jesus Christ,Who died for us, that, whether we wake or sleep, we should live together with him.
>>203876214good game that
>less natureMost yanks don't bother experiencing nature anywah
Our so-called leaders prostituted us to the west...Destroyed our culture...Our economies...Our honor. Our blood has been spilled on our soil.
the s curved ones are twisting dey wey into katy body
>>203876237please kill yourself
>people in the old giving heathermong credit for the 15 min timerit's because of the us election
>>203876252i have seen this week >deer>coyote>a beaver>a snakelive in a fairly urbanised area too
>take a neutral looking photo of myself, put it as a profile pic on the apps>Receive a match and she messages:>"I’m intrigued to know the story behind the first photo. You look brooding bordering on really upset."What the hell man
>>203876194you live in america, why would choose to live in a much poorer country with much small housing and much more expensive everything? just visit, spend a week in london, then go look at bath, york, edimburgh then the highlands. there that is all that is interesting.
cronem slap against katy batty longting vicious x
>>203876263what did he mean by this?
>>203876252Nearly everyone I work with either goes hunting or lives out in the swamps
>>203876308>much more expensive everythingnot true
>>203876271mmhmm das it s-curve means business x
>>203876304Are those euphemisms for ethnic minorities
>>203876327Is that jerma?
>>203876298mmhmm aint dat rite
Iceland Foods Ltd has been accused by the government of Iceland of engaging in abusive behaviour by trademarking the name of the country, and of "harass[ing] Icelandic companies and even the Icelandic tourism board" by pursuing legal action against Icelandic companies which use the name of their country in their trading names.[28] In November 2016, the Icelandic government filed a legal challenge at the European Union Intellectual Property Office (EUIPO) to have the company's trademark invalidated "on the basis that the term 'Iceland' is exceptionally broad and ambiguous in definition, often rendering the country's firms unable to describe their products as Icelandic".[29]
>>203876274cope it's all heathermong
>>203876205>>203876244>>203876223My curse is that I find English accents unbelievably attractive. I can get hard from just listening to a British girl speak. The idea of marrying a British girl and hearing that voice for the rest of the life sounds like paradise to me.>>203876304You realize they have all this stuff in the UK too, right? Where do you think Beatrix Potter was getting her inspiration from?
>>203876354
Brought a drum kit as part of my quarter-life crisis what's the first choon I should learn?
>>203876366they don't even bother banning him let alone changing the entire website
i wannai wannai wanna be your door
mmhmm hymens are gettin ripped up now
>>203876382cadbury gorilla commercial
ah yes…the roaming coyotes of berkshire
>>203876382First step you return the drum kit so your neighbours don't kill you
i didn't think heathernonce could sink any lower but here we are
>>203876391all di wey down her back
>>203876382hope you mean an electronic drum machine and not an actual drum kit
I can feel it, coming in the arse tonight. Oh lord
>>203876401Lmao
alright lads, set the timer for 15 minutes
you have to earn at least twice as much in new york compared to london for a similar standard of living
LGBTQ = PAEDO
>>203876268This unironicaly
>>203876440What?
>>203876382Song 2 by Blur.
>>203876327Based
>>203876436>>203876413it's an actual drumkit but I life with my parents in a detached - so I think I'll be fine
/brit/, /brit/I love you all to bits I’m posting on the toilet While doing a big shit
East Asians insecure about their ugly features lmao
>>203876444wouldn't want to live in either of those wog infested shitholes
>>203876465Oooh. You little nonce cunt you are.
https://www.twitch.tv/hasanabidaily hasan
di shiesty wearing goons are viciously slapping their grand batons into katydem slippy grippy pumpum mmhmm cronem's delight
MUUUAH the merlot.
>>203876382surf tunes are good starter songshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1zYYcuRzxs
>>203876476yeah just saying
some little pathetic little runt with the tastebuds of an '04 plate vauxhall corsa's hubcap will be tucking into some flavourless chinese slop, some greasy and sad fish supper, some oily paki pizza and saying WAOW I'm really pushing the envelope tonight.
mad how the smelliest part of my body is actually my belly buttonarse and bollocks don't even come close
Thread is in a very poor state right now Only swift reporting and banning can save us
>>203876510For me it's the cheese behind my ears. Corr.
>>203876488so err... h-how's the wife aha
>>203876444
>dude i should move to england because im WHITE! yeah! that's a good reason!having a /pol/ worldview will literally ruin your life christ
>>203876475Nice job saving the thumbnail retard
>>203876506Name plss
>>203876472Did you just have to pick the loudest possible instrument to learn
delightful palegyal luvin
lads....
203876533Brown hands
>>203876507the worst part is if you offered them some actual quality food they'd turn their nose up at it
>>203876533good lad, hate /pol/ and its flow on effects wish it were jettisoned off this domain
>>203876552@yumi_trap
>>203876533reason makes no sense too really it’s the obvious
has anyone got the bradley where his arms are out and he's totally losing it
>>203876564Never happened
>>203876564>female therapists
this thread doesn't prove anythingI am special
>>203876474appreciated this post
>>203876590I'd loose it too if my arms dislocated
>>203876602<3
If someone is trying to Jew you off You should probably just bomb them as hard as you can quickly Get China involved Surely the yank-jew blood menace has to come to an end soon
>>203876607shut up
The nigger shop (da da da da)
>>203876577>trap
>>203876566retard
Idk if I'm even depressed or what but I just can't be arsed doing anything.
>>203876590yes mate. here you go
dont care what society says but wearing a flower on your wrist like a watch is one of the most retarded traditions . i've thought it from the moment i first saw it at prom and my mind will never change on this. full stop
>>203876615Why not just watch and wait as America destroys their reputation That's at least what China wants to do
>>203876632howling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCeUQqPjyYo
Dear u want some tea?LOL
tight and sweet
>>203876627you're male
I would like to take this wonderful opportunity and post a gorgeous red fox
>>203876663now post that drawing
just to confirm, all the good posts are done for the night?
>>203876577That's a brunette
>>203876632ktim - hate seasideshart and the /r9k/incels who post him here
split arses the lot of you
>>203876676*hunts it*
>>203876680Maybe try posting a good post instead of whinging
>>203876680no.. look at this tail. you don't understand
>>203876676Wouldn't mind getting a few of the lads and some dogs and chasing it across the countryside
>>203876690evr heard of hair dye?
>>203876590?
>>203876680>good posts
>>203876680to tell you the truth lad, I've been here since 2006 and I've never made a good post
>>203876680Good evening
Getting some cans and watching maltese falcon
>>203876713cf. not completely dogshit spam and filtered nonesense
>>203876147Stale. Yawn.
how do we stop zionists from ruining the world? anyone have any suggestions?
>>203876732Codyyyy
are all chemical elements able to take solid/liquid/gas form
>>2038767533 forms of matter. are all elements matter? there's your answer
>>203876743>>203876753we cookin..
>>203876247I does not
>>203876753ye some might need rare conditions like the centre of the earth or a distant planet thoughbeit
>>2038766807AM - 11AM: Early morning /brit/. Slow moving, but good quality posting. Mostly normies on their way to work, but they're not teenagers or students so the posting isn't high on gimmickry. Somewhat reminiscent of a metropolitan cafe in the early morning, with working men sharing their plans for the day.11AM - 3PM: Prime time daytime /brit/, full of sophisticated banter and tasteful slags. Discussions include politics, philosophy, music, art, religion, and disecting the normie lifestyle with rapier wit and insight. JFs minimal, but are generally respectful and good contributors.3PM - 6PM: Normies gradually return, yanks start to wake up, thread quality undergoes a slow but definite decline. Some of the shitter gimmicks start to make their appearance.6PM - 2AM: The normies, students and teenagers have returned and are gagging to post their gimmicks. Thread becomes unintelligable, full of gfs, social drug taking, 'going out' and university. JFs and tripfags run wild, taking (You)s at will.2AM - 5AM: Bizarro JF-/brit/, more Aussies and Yanks than Brits. Aussies do their best to keep the banter going but they soon get closed down by the fatties and their shit gimmicks. Some /brit/ NEETs stay on until the very end but it's very hard to get any good britposting going. Posting is a lot slower than other times of the day.5AM - 7AM: Unexplored territory, have never experienced this slot first hand but I know that the threads often die during this period.
>>203876777captain dork's log
>>203876767>>203876776so helium can be solid?interesting
Alri LG xx
>>203876697>>203876706all ye folk be cur-sed I say each fox ye wer hurtin be a plague on your frivolous engrossed endeavors
>>203876777>11AM - 3PM: Prime time daytimeThat's funny, because I often see the thread going to absolute shit around 11
>>203876788so this is the cronem
>>203876802thats when the students and neets wake up funnily enough
>chemistry questionstoby would have loved this
>>203876743ghettos unironically
>>203876802well, it really depends on the time of week, hour is not enough. saturday is one of the worst times to post because all the good anons are already passed out in a ditch somewhere
*wistfully looks out across the thread**lights up a cigarette, takes a long drag and exhales slowly*hmm... poo.... yes.... poo
>>203876676corr propa gucci-arse kittingtonshire we have here
>>203876777a visual metaphorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQD5QmSUClg
The Asian Fanny.
>>203876623Why's Liam done that then??
>use /a/ for the first time ever>make a thread about an anime I'm watching>it immediately devolves into nonce shit and shitty tranime memessuch a strange bunch, don't think I'll be using that board again
copulating a poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pzGnJPBuLw
NATO exists to spread sodomy
Sir Signal Jammer
'Tis the season of the Nigger (8)
YES I'M A NEW WORLD SAMURAIAND A REDNECK NONETHELESS
>>203876861anime fans posting nonce shit? must be a day ending in y!
I'd like to join MI5
>>203876785Given the infinite vastness of the universe the probability that atmospheric conditions exist somewhere where helium can take a solid form is roughly 1.
jew york
I just drunk an alcohol free beer and I think I got drunk
Walk up to the club like what up I got a big -# (8)
What's your job lads?
Sir Novice Necromancer
>>203876906Meet me outside Bethnal Green station at 4am
>>203876906why dont we combine forces and join the CI5
>>203876711nah it's a classic one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBMoPUAeLnYTonight's kino instead of a movie.
>>203876924wibble-wobbler
i'd like to join the rape club
>>203876894https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1729326818205190.webm
>>203876938Its' shit lad, don't even bother 2bh
>>203876884fascism but also sodomy
>>203876942with an attitude like that we can't let you in, you don't meet the criteria for it
>>203876946Did he get his ass beat
>>203876924do you really want to know
>>203876938not kino, it was really boringthis one was betterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPlqID3zv4k
>>203876924Warehouse runt currently
>>203876938podcasts will never be normal even if they were more popular than mass media and the whole world tuned in everyone would still pretend they didn't listen to them. so doing this shit just makes politicians seem weird. he was capitalising on kamalas flailing but with this he just sunk
got my bum in the air
>>203876946lol i live near therescottsdale is what you'd call full of tarquins
>>203876946>A Scottsdale, Arizona, man was arrested, charged and fired from his job, according to local mediaLAND OF THE FREE
>>203876304I've seen a deer, a fox, a terrapin, and a hedgehog and I live in a city
>>203877027*if I were the devilHypothetical, subjunctive mood
>>203876938>>203876981get on thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9lXnwuZ2qs
a fox! he's seen a fox! ahhhh
>>203877042in one week? doubt it
>>203876981ye rogan is way too big now so his content is boring af. also it says comedian on his wikipedia but im not sure why
the woke mob wants to shut down the rape club
>>203877056Yep
>>203877027So glad I can't read when I see some bullshit like this
a new hand touches the poo
>>203877012wouldnt have happened if it werent on camera which is stupid
>>203876777terribly out of date. most of the day is bbc porn race bait spam then there's a couple hours at most in the very early morning that are actually good.
I love arse wanking
>>203877077why
Tapping into the mycelial superreality.
i love dick shitting
get the palestinians standed with
>>203877125a lot of foxes there right now
mad how iran is genuinely as defensible as top gun 2 made it seem and there's no maverick irl so america will literally never be able to attack them
>>2038767775 am - 7 am is usually alright. I sometimes post before work around that time and it's very quiet but generally nice. No gimmicks or unnecessary belligerence.
>>203877129fuck off whore
>>203877112is that the dirty word for prostate massaging?
absolutely hate my family
>>203877006also just realized it's white enough to make it on a list on youtube at 7:10https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEymd5ZSTdY80% white
>>203877164go and wrfite a song about it then faggot
>>203877151Love Australians me
>>203877151women can't not be cringe. this is why they will never be president
>>203877163it's the polite word for nigger cunting
>>203877151would fuck each one of them inside the sing song circle
For me it's Baron Nikolai Robert Maximilian Freiherr von Ungern-Sternberg
please help me
>>203876861Link it Lol
what the fuck is a sneaky link
>>203877195This is what i wear to bed
>>203877195The drip as it were
tummy feels full of farts and poo. gonna need a massive shit soon, i can tell.
>>203877194the book clubwhatever happened to him
>>203877194
we're ruled by effete wankers
>>203877213>>>/a/272505975for reference she's meant to be 12 years old in the show
>>203876121I am 22 and will never have a girlfriend again id rather have not been loved than deal witj being teased like this
always surprises me that more nwords dont put shit in post boxes
>>203877247fuck off whore
>>203877261fuck off whore
My life peaked whenI posted about farts and poo on /brit/
>>203877195*executes him and his entire family*
>>203849189love love LOVE "you see" postingalso love the fact that new zealanders have to sing that song in primary school just like the stereotypes would suggest
up early to bake this week's loaf of bread. shall mix chia seeds into this batch to up the fibre and nutrients.
>>203877282hope it's all wholefood
>>203877255You'll get one once you drop out of the school your dad is paying for to become a tradesman
going on my midnight jog
>>203877275>fartsgrim
>>203877295on another midnight run
Get the old electroswing on
I’m in rural mid wales right nowAma
>>203877295Look out for hedgehogs
swelling tumulescence
>>203877295alri robert de niro
>>203877294Honestly when I get money I will be able to get women sadly women do not like spergs I learned that the hard way when I lost my love
Anyone remember Sir Jay Slater
>>203877187good lad
>electroswing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kP9vJGUjyQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kP9vJGUjyQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kP9vJGUjyQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kP9vJGUjyQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kP9vJGUjyQ
>>203877330how would a snail adapt to a zero gravity environment, making reference to the viscosity of its slime trail
sperg country
God be like>You should be born deformed ugly and a freak>You still have to love me
>>203877362It would become god slug
>>203877368based you meanyou're a goose mate, an utter goose
>>203877369Yes, and?
>>203877295if you see a woman, stop running. if she turns back and looks at you start sprinting slowly and watch her scream in fear
>>203877368would love to give a nice beating to whatever freak put that up
All I can say is thank God for whoever invented filter by image md5.
>>203877375wrong.fucking idiot.
>>203877392to be fair he'd probably wallop you
just did a cum
going to new zealand and winning the trust of its inhabitants as i will tell them I know of the clean
>>203877411 fuck you bruce
>>203877368This man is so angry about ghouls monsters and goblins
why do americans get so defensive and weird about halloween
CLOCKS WENT BACKCLOCKS WENT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>203877401dunno what that means
>>203877372yjk all the girls love to chat shit about gen z boss and a mini
>>203877411how is that being fair>>203877384>getting upset about eating candy and girls dressing slutty
hang on wasn't it just 1am?
The sad state of me is that I will need to get rich in order to get laid because women only care about money or power. I have neither and that's the only way I will ever find something close to love
>tfw no Halloween gfPain
I met the Bluewaffle guy in person in 2007.
>>203877406crying now thanks
yanks are so weird getting defensive about halloween>WHAT? YOU REVERSED THE ER IN CENTRE? TYRES WITH AN I? FOY FOY FOY
i'm a mansurprise surprisegive me cornettoand i wont tell the guys
Been out drinking. Feel sick and will be sitting upright in bed for next 3hours till that feeling goes away
I thought it happened at 1am
>>203877461Shup ya twat
https://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f149/blue-waffle-infection-really-gross-42939/
daylight saving time was invented by chris martin's grandfather
yt ppl love they clock play
>>203877468You're FOable regardless of your post contents
>>203877480It's true no woman will love me because I am a ugly autistic freak so I need money to have something close to a relationship
what if the clocks keep going back and we're stuck here forever
it didn't go back, thick fucks
OHHHHHHH MY GODDDDDDDDDUH OH UH OH UH OHPOO PEE IN DAIPOW!!DADDY POO IN DIAPOW!!!CHOCOLATE PRESSIE IN MY PANTIESME MESSY TEE EHEHEHEHEHEF PJGOIGZB OKJIG JIDH;OIJN
>>203877479at 2am it will go back to 1am
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2178930/Sexbot/might cop
drunk man outside going uug ug ugg
>>203877515fair enough but the point still stands
can hear the fat cunt next door snoring
>>203877464No you didntBe quiet
>>203877461What got me laid at least twice back in the day was having a friend with me who's slightly less attractive physically than me, really all you have to be is taller than the guy you're hanging out with around the woman you're trying to have sex with. There's not a single other thing involved ever.
>>203877360>>203877469Brilliant ad! Todays snowflakes have no sense of humour!
>>203877560Used to know a guy in uni who was a foot shorter than me and balding
>>203877576>>203877576>>203877576
>>203877516As a tradesman you will get so much money, you are obviously a hardworking guy with a good attitude and I'm sure you could make lots of connections.
it’s over
>>203877362Going "wahey!" a lot
